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Hey, Papa D. Come on in.
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-Sit down. How you doing?
-What's going on?
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I just wanted to have
a little, uh, chat.
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-Is someone dead?
-No, no, no.
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-Is my dad dead?
-No, no, no, no.
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I mean, listen, one of
my favorite things
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on this base, if not
my favorite thing,
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is that tank we stole.
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[chuckles] And that heist proved
to me that you have potential.
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-Potential? Okay.
-Yes.
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Now we're talking.
I'm listening, man.
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Go pull Dead Poets Society
on me.
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"Oh, colonel, my colonel."
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I don't know what that means,
but listen to me.
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You're a corporal, right?
So you're on a leadership track.
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And, and you can't remember
when to salute.
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That's the kind of thing,
it's a basic...
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No, no, it's not now.
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-No, and this is all wrong.
-Open hand?
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Just put it down.
I don't even need you to
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meet me halfway anymore,
'cause I know you'd get winded.
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I just need you to take
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a couple of baby steps
towards me, all right?
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-Pfft. Yeah, or else what?
-Or else...
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We both know you're not gonna
kick me out of the army.
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Dude, tech geniuses don't come
to Stroopsdorf very often.
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I mean, the guy I replaced
was still paying for AOL.
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I will drum you out
if I have to.
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-For what?
-Your hair, mustache, posture,
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attitude, laziness,
lack of fitness, gait.
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-Okay. Yeah.
-Do you know what I'm saying?
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Pfft. It's tough love.
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But maybe it's time to grow up.
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Hey, we're about to serve
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birthday cake in
the Team Center.
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I'm only trying to get you...
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What? W-where are you going?
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You are not dismissed. I will
kick you out for good.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm never gonna make it
through this place.
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[theme music]
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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-Got a minute?
-Yeah.
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Would you care to join me
on a little trip
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to a local antique store
that apparently has
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a sizable collection of
World War II memorabilia,
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including a Colt
single-action revolver
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used by General Patton
during the war?
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-Wow.
-I know.
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This is like, you know,
something that we
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really bonded over
when you were a kid and...
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Yeah. A love for World War II
is not something that we shared.
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Yeah, you droning on
about it is something
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-I've always had to endure.
-What?
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Do you remember
my ninth birthday?
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I had a slumber party,
and you made us all watch
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Saving Private Ryan, and
then all the girls had to
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call their parents
to get picked up
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after Vin Diesel's head
was blasted off?
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Honey, you're never too young
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to learn not to walk
into a sniper's ambush.
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Why are you so obsessed
with World War II?
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The greatest war fought by
the greatest generation
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against the greatest enemy that
we have ever crushed like a bug.
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You know, when I was
little, I thought
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that you loved this war more
than you loved me.
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Oh, my God. I was right.
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-Are you serious?
-No! Of course not.
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-Of course not?
-I have to say something
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like that out loud? That's the
problem with your generation...
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Yes, you literally
do have to say
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something like that out loud.
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-My generation?
-...is everything has to
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-be said out loud.
-Your generation
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is obsessed with World War II.
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Oh, my God. You know what?
Let me explain something to you.
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When I was a kid, there were
Nazis everywhere, okay?
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Hiding out in basements
in Cleveland.
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They were selling used cars
in Wisconsin.
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And I'll tell you something
else. When I was a kid,
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I'd go to the Oktoberfest
every year
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just to see if I could see
one of these
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drunk German
bastards slip a Sieg Heil.
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Now, they never did,
but, you know,
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and they did report
to my parents
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that I was kind of
stalking them.
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But I learned to be vigilant
because our enemies
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are always around us, especially
here. Are you kidding me?
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-Here, of all places. Yes.
-In the Netherlands?
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The biggest threat
to the United States
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is how much better
their Kit Kat is.
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That's the kind of dovish
thinking that leads
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to our base being wide open
to our enemies
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-and a surprise attack.
-[Maggie] Did you know that
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we run war games quarterly?
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-You run war games? Okay.
-[Maggie] Mm-hmm.
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What are you, warm up some
towels and melt some Kit Kats?
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War games.
Oh, this is interesting.
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I think I'd like to run one
tomorrow at 0900.
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-We'll be ready.
-Okay.
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And what about the little jaunt
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to the, uh, antique store?
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Oh, sure.
Yeah, as long as I can, uh,
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take General Patton's gun
and shoot myself in the head.
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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All right, listen up.
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Everybody listen up.
We are at war.
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Russian forces have invaded
Eastern Europe.
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Tyranny is at our doorstep.
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And I say we open the door and
punch tyranny right in the neck.
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[cheering]
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I know this is just a war game,
but he is giving that
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Danny Day-Lewis level
of commitment.
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Now, our mission today is to
meet at the rendezvous point
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and supply three full brigades
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[sighs] with laundry and cheese.
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[soldiers] Yeah!
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Woo-hoo!
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[sighs] Do you understand
the mission?
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[soldiers] Sir, yes, sir!
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Now let's go do it! Dismissed.
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[indistinct chatter]
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You're gonna like what you see
today. My troops are special.
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-Oh, yeah, they're special.
-You can't say that.
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What, I just said what you said.
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-No, you had a tone.
-I said special.
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-You said special.
-You said special
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-in a special tone.
-Forget it. You have one hour.
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No problem.
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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The first round of MREs are
headed to the truck,
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and we have plenty of cheese
for the rest.
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Are you sure about that,
sergeant?
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An enemy just fired
a short-range ballistic missile.
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All of this cheese is destroyed.
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No, seriously,
all of it's destroyed.
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-Go away.
-What are you doing?
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Your war game scenario read
like a Black Friday rehearsal
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at Walmart. Major Shah
is here to represent
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the unpredictability
of the enemy.
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I'm your worst nightmare.
I am the agent of chaos.
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Why are you dressed
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-like a stagehand?
-Mm-hmm.
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Okay, well, the enemy
could be anyone.
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I thought the black would sell
that. I just made a choice.
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I don't think
he looks like a stagehand.
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-I think he looks cool.
-Thank you.
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Clock is ticking, captain.
Clock is ticking.
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Sergeant, deploy the Comté.
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-Uh, the...
-That's just fancy cheese.
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Just hold her. This is why we
keep a secret stash.
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Uh, I'm-I'm gonna do it,
but you don't have to use
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outlandish words together
like just and fancy.
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[BA] Captain, we have a problem.
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-Uh... Uh...
-Hey.
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Captain, we're down to like
half the machines.
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They keep tripping the breakers.
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The Russians have colluded
with your suppliers,
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and now you've got
faulty wiring.
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-Agent of chaos strikes again.
-Why are you doing this?
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Because no one understands the
enemy better than the Colonel.
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If he says you're gonna be
attacked, you gotta be ready.
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Nope. I mean,
why are you a stagehand?
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Okay, what is this vendetta
against stagehands?
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They're the backbone
of the theater.
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Relax, Shakespeare.
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-You're wearing a cool outfit.
-Thank you.
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Corporal Papadakis, I need
more power to laundry.
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[Elias] Yeah, working
on it, Captain.
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Hey, listen, while I have you,
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I'd love for you
to support my appeal
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regarding the Colonel's
kicking me out of the Army.
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I like it here. They gave
me a free footlocker
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in the Bayou Churchill.
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Not the time, corporal.
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[Elias] I shouldn't be
punished for my love
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of birthday cake
because well, it's just that
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cake and I are an amazing team.
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We're, uh, together like
peanut butter and jelly,
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like college students
and Adderall, okay?
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-Appeal denied, soldier.
-Don't...
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Corporal, what about the power?
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I can get you the juice,
but I'd have to shut down
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the bowling alley
and let's just say
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the locals are
having a tournament.
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Betray your beloved
townies? No way
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-Do it.
-May God have mercy on us all.
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[instrumental music]
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[people exclaiming]
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Back on schedule.
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Impressive.
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You ain't seen nothing yet.
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-Only I get to be that cocky.
-Let's go, move, move!
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Oh, um, just one more
load of laundry
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with, uh, time to spare.
Would you look at that?
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Well, how is BA gonna handle
it without his jeep, you know?
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The enemy had to
watch an hour-long
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YouTube tutorial
to figure this one out.
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-Twenty. Mississippi,
-Private BA?
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-Nineteen...
-Anyone got eyes on BA?
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-I'm really going slow.
-Stop!
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-Mississippi, seventeen.
-Come on, BA.
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-[BA] Watch out, watch out!
-Here he comes!
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Watch out! Out of the way!
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[slow motion speech]
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[groans]
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[cheering]
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Yes, yes!
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-Whoo!
-Whoo!
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-Yes! Yes!
-Way to go, BA!
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-Thank you.
-Oh, colonel.
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You have to remind me.
How do you like your crow?
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Barbecue, right? I told
you we're always prepared,
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and we can handle you,
and, I mean...
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Hey, what the hell is that?
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That appears to be a drone, sir.
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Yeah, we have an unidentified
bogey in our airspace.
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Oh, Colonel, no, no, no.
That's just Geert.
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-What's Geert?
-Geert.
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[Maggie] He's a little Dutch boy
who lives in the next town.
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He's quite
the drone pilot. Hi, Geert.
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-Hi, cutie.
-What, don't wave at him.
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You're letting this kid
fly a drone in?
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Yeah, he's like
the base's pen pal.
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-The pen pal? The base pen pal?
-Yeah.
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Yeah. And there we go.
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Oh, he wants to know
how the war game went.
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Oh, that's what the enemy
would wanna know.
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That's what the enemy
would wanna know.
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-Ugh!
-No, no, Geert.
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Aha. Chinese lettering.
What does that say?
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Sir, that says made in China.
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If that makes this
an enemy drone,
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then I have a 65-inch
flat screen
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you'll wanna interrogate.
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Okay, are we done
fear-mongering?
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I'm not fear-mongering.
Have you met this kid?
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Yeah, we FaceTimed him once.
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Yeah, and what did he look like?
243
00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:31,040
He...
244
00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:32,810
-He was too shy to be on camera.
-Oh?
245
00:09:32,870 --> 00:09:34,410
But that made sense at the time.
246
00:09:34,510 --> 00:09:35,850
I'm sure it
made sense at the time.
247
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If you're a toothless woman
from the Midwest
248
00:09:37,780 --> 00:09:40,320
trying to catfish somebody
or, of course, a kid spy.
249
00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:43,030
No, you always do this.
You always need an enemy.
250
00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:44,830
It's like when you
thought my babysitter
251
00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:46,330
was poisoning my mind
with propaganda.
252
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O-okay, that stupid giving tree
with the free handouts
253
00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:51,980
that boy needed to get a real
job and buy his own wood.
254
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,580
Colonel, Papadakis was
able to extract data
255
00:09:53,650 --> 00:09:56,020
from the drone's GPS.
We have Geert's location.
256
00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,220
No, no, no.
257
00:09:57,260 --> 00:10:00,830
No, you're not going into
a child's house
258
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,370
and accusing him of espionage.
259
00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,140
-You're right. I'm not.
-Thank you.
260
00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:07,680
-We are. Yeah, we are going.
-What?
261
00:10:07,710 --> 00:10:08,810
That sounds like a great
262
00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,620
father-daughter
bonding experience.
263
00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,190
-Let me know how that goes.
-No, no, no, no, no.
264
00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:13,860
-No, we're all going.
-What did you say?
265
00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:14,930
-I can't hear you.
-We're all going.
266
00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:17,000
I can't hear you. Who is we?
267
00:10:17,060 --> 00:10:19,400
[Maggie] Geert is
not a terrorist.
268
00:10:19,470 --> 00:10:21,570
He's a sweet 12-year-old boy.
269
00:10:21,610 --> 00:10:23,240
Where does this paranoia
even come from?
270
00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:26,280
Okay, how about one cursory
glance at history, huh?
271
00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:28,180
Beautiful countryside.
You'd think nothing bad
272
00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:30,450
ever happened here, right?
You'd be wrong.
273
00:10:30,490 --> 00:10:32,390
September 1944.
274
00:10:32,430 --> 00:10:35,000
It's like we're on one of
their family road trips.
275
00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:36,300
-Right.
-I'm just kidding.
276
00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:38,540
He wasn't around long enough
for them to go anywhere.
277
00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:40,140
I'm sorry you got
dragged into this.
278
00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:42,080
Oh, it's okay. I'm sure
I'll get something out of it.
279
00:10:42,110 --> 00:10:43,580
Yeah, absolutely.
You can learn a lot.
280
00:10:43,650 --> 00:10:45,550
I mean, no one anticipates
a surprise attack
281
00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:47,590
or can sniff out a mole
like the colonel.
282
00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:48,890
[chuckles]
283
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,290
Yeah, well,
that's not what I meant.
284
00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,070
The man cost me my Comté.
285
00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:53,900
I will be leaving
with something.
286
00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:55,670
Okay. Operation Market Garden.
287
00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,080
The Battle of the Scheldt.
288
00:10:57,110 --> 00:10:59,080
Right up the road here,
the Battle of Otterlo.
289
00:10:59,110 --> 00:11:01,120
I mean, this whole area,
all the roads,
290
00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:05,760
meadows, fields,
just smothered by Nazis.
291
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,730
Are you being wistful right now?
292
00:11:07,730 --> 00:11:10,500
You sound like you were longing
for an old friend.
293
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,840
I just would love to
have been there
294
00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:14,240
just so I could, you know,
295
00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,510
just punch one Nazi
right in his Nazi face.
296
00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:20,260
Okay, dad, stop. You're,
you're making me a statistic.
297
00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:22,430
Just another daughter
who has lost her father
298
00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:23,860
to World War II addiction.
299
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:27,240
It's like fentanyl for boomers.
300
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,610
[Elias] The colonel is finally
serious about kicking me out.
301
00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:31,140
I guess we should just
put up our stuff.
302
00:11:31,210 --> 00:11:33,310
I'm gonna need to take that
Fast 8 poster.
303
00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:35,820
All the computers, the TV,
the beanbag couch.
304
00:11:35,890 --> 00:11:38,060
Okay, I guess I called dibs
on the mini fridge then.
305
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,060
Now, wait, man ,
I can't let you do that.
306
00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:41,800
We brought that baby
into this world together
307
00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:43,000
with those Dave & Buster
tickets.
308
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,600
-I know, I know.
-I just wish there was something
309
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,280
we could do to change
the colonel's mind.
310
00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:49,310
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. I've got it.
311
00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:50,880
What does the colonel hate
more than anything
312
00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,950
-in the entire world?
-Pacifists.
313
00:11:53,020 --> 00:11:55,760
-And after that?
-Billie Eilish?
314
00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:58,030
Okay, third then?
315
00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:59,430
The possum's squatting
in the air tower.
316
00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:01,710
Dude, we just gotta figure out
a way to kick him out!
317
00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:03,910
I know!
318
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,180
I'm scared of possums.
319
00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:08,820
[both screaming]
320
00:12:08,850 --> 00:12:10,260
[dramatic music]
321
00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:12,460
[panting]
322
00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:16,800
-Ah! Ah!
-[BA] Oh, God.
323
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,240
Everything hurts. [groans]
324
00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:23,820
Dude, that just felt
unbelievably coordinated.
325
00:12:23,850 --> 00:12:26,350
Yes, I think they, I think
they speak same language.
326
00:12:26,420 --> 00:12:28,690
Felt like they were
toying with us at the end.
327
00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:29,960
[door opens]
328
00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:33,800
[laughing]
329
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,110
So you are Geert?
330
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:40,450
I am Geert chess teacher.
331
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:44,120
Geert, you have adult visitors.
332
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,990
-I'll leave you now.
-Yeah.
333
00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:48,500
-Hm?
-A Russian chess teacher?
334
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,970
Maggie, Dana.
335
00:12:52,010 --> 00:12:53,540
-Hi!
-My American friends.
336
00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:54,980
[Maggie] I told you
he was a boy.
337
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,510
Hey, Geert,
where are your parents?
338
00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:58,320
-The dentist.
-[scoffs]
339
00:12:58,350 --> 00:13:01,020
Parents are at a joint
dental appointment
340
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,860
in a country
with socialized medicine?
341
00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:04,100
Yeah, likely story, pal.
342
00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:05,470
[Abraham] Um, hey,
you know, I've always
343
00:13:05,570 --> 00:13:07,040
trusted your instincts, right?
344
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,670
Yeah, I know.
That's 'cause I'm always right.
345
00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:11,340
I predicted your divorce
at your wedding.
346
00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:12,750
That was a really heartfelt
speech, sir.
347
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,520
I just think
that's a child, right?
348
00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:17,160
And I was with you
this whole time,
349
00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:18,790
but once again, that is a child.
350
00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:20,230
-Maybe we should leave.
-Yeah, you're right.
351
00:13:20,290 --> 00:13:22,700
Let me tell you something,
Benjamin Button.
352
00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:24,540
You have everybody else
fooled, but not me.
353
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,970
I know you're up to something.
354
00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:27,280
You got five seconds
to come clean.
355
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,250
-Dad! Dad, stop!
-One, Mississippi.
356
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,550
-Two, U.S. Army.
-Geert, please don't cry!
357
00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:34,420
No, Margaret. He is right.
358
00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:37,030
I've been secretly
collecting documents.
359
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,870
I shall give them to you now.
360
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,700
Documents! He's got it.
361
00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,910
-What?
-Collecting documents.
362
00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:44,940
I was right. Thank you.
363
00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:47,780
[Dana] That's just his mom's
glossy fashion magazine.
364
00:13:47,850 --> 00:13:51,590
Zendaya makes me feel things
in my body.
365
00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:53,260
[Dana] Is that why
it's so glossy?
366
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:54,600
[Geert's mom] Geert,
what's going on?
367
00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:57,500
-Parents are here.
-Ah, we're here.
368
00:13:57,540 --> 00:14:01,980
So, yeah, it's official.
Your son's into Zendaya, um...
369
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,420
Zendaya, so it means he's
probably into girls, so...
370
00:14:04,450 --> 00:14:07,120
-Who are you?
-We're the U.S. Navy.
371
00:14:07,190 --> 00:14:10,060
-Yeah, that's right.
-We're everywhere, okay?
372
00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:12,470
Sorry. Gotta get
back to the boat!
373
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,640
[instrumental music]
374
00:14:15,910 --> 00:14:17,110
You were right. Fine.
375
00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:20,180
Geert hasn't been turned
by the enemy... yet.
376
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:21,780
-Oh, my God.
-Sir. This might be the fact
377
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,760
that I just witnessed
a tearful confession
378
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:25,090
of a preteen's
masturbation habits,
379
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,730
but maybe it's time
to admit that
380
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,400
here in the Netherlands, we're
not surrounded by enemies.
381
00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:31,400
Okay, well, you're just
lucky you weren't here
382
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:34,880
in the early 1930s,
when apparently a harmless,
383
00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:36,110
failed Austrian painter...
384
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,450
-Don't say it.
-Please don't.
385
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,050
[Patrick] ...everybody
came to call...
386
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,230
No, no, no! Okay, you know what?
You want World War II?
387
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:45,770
I will give you World War II.
Let's go.
388
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,540
[instrumental music]
389
00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:51,850
Wow, what a nice surprise.
390
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:54,450
You've got some incredible
pieces here.
391
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,290
Here it is. This is what
you wanted to see, right?
392
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,490
Patton's gun?
393
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,360
[Patrick] Wow, look at that.
394
00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:03,300
He said his .357
was his killing gun,
395
00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:05,100
but this was
his walking-around gun.
396
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,510
Thank you for bringing me here.
I mean, this is a great way
397
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,750
to admit that you were wrong.
It's very honorable.
398
00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:13,290
No, see, I brought you here
to show you what's gonna happen
399
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:15,560
if you don't stop
living in the past.
400
00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:17,560
If you refuse to evolve,
401
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:21,440
you're just gonna
become an old, dusty relic
402
00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:24,010
that nobody wants
anything to do with.
403
00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:26,620
[music continues]
404
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,020
Okay.
405
00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:32,390
-Was that too mean?
-Hmm.
406
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:35,030
-Do you have a bathroom?
-Mm-hmm-mm.
407
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,570
[humming] Bathroom, bathroom,
where are you? But...
408
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,850
[keychain jangling]
409
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,450
[door opens]
410
00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:48,120
Holy Nazi!
411
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,160
[instrumental music]
412
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:54,370
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, my God. He is a Nazi.
413
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,270
I still gotta pee.
414
00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:04,460
Colonel, colonel.
You're gonna wanna hear this.
415
00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:06,030
All right, listen,
I know you were right.
416
00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:08,360
I am a dusty old relic
that belongs on a shelf.
417
00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,570
I don't get it.
I just, I guess I need,
418
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,410
like, an enemy for moral clarity
or something, you know?
419
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:18,520
That is real growth, and I want
you to remember that, okay?
420
00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:20,450
And-and remember
that you were wrong
421
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,900
about Geert and the drone,
and so, so, so, so much more.
422
00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:25,670
-Okay, yeah, yeah.
-Usually so wrong
423
00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:30,940
about all things. Um, but
there's a Nazi in there.
424
00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:32,610
I knew it! There's a Nazi.
425
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,220
Yeah, I should have
recognized that mole.
426
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,990
It's Cindy Crawford meets
the master race.
427
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:37,620
It's Helmut von Furstenberg,
428
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,890
the Butcher of Baden,
and I'm about to get him.
429
00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:41,700
Okay, Colonel,
your instincts were right.
430
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,540
There was an enemy near-ish.
431
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,170
-I'm sorry I doubted you, sir.
-Okay, he didn't know.
432
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,340
Well, maybe we should
circle back
433
00:16:47,410 --> 00:16:48,650
and check on Geert after this.
434
00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:49,810
-Good idea.
-Wrong lesson.
435
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,220
-Makes no sense.
-I don't know.
436
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:53,050
-He did find the Nazi.
-I-I found him.
437
00:16:53,090 --> 00:16:54,890
-But why would he be here?
-The Battle of Otterlo.
438
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,830
An Allied victory so resounding
that Nazis who were fleeing
439
00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,640
stripped off their uniforms
and melted into the countryside
440
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,740
to live their cowardly lives
in anonymity.
441
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,610
-Like this guy.
-Wow.
442
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,680
Okay, just 'cause I was bored
out of my mind
443
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:07,950
doesn't mean I wasn't listening.
444
00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:09,550
-You know?
-I can't believe this, guys.
445
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:13,260
I'm gonna fight the final battle
of World War II.
446
00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:14,730
Oh, my God,
and I get to punch a Nazi.
447
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,830
Probably the final Nazi.
448
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,970
I'm gonna be in
the history books.
449
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:21,240
-Wow.
-Are you getting emotional?
450
00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:22,610
This is a big deal for him.
451
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,380
All right, he's got
a real Indiana Jones fantasy
452
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,090
and everything in there
belongs in a museum.
453
00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:28,590
[sighs] So this is poetic.
454
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:31,130
Okay, how do I look?
455
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,700
Like you're missing something.
456
00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:39,580
Oh, dude, now we're never
gonna get to show the colonel
457
00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:42,590
that you deserve to
stay in the Army.
458
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:44,120
I want you to
have the mini fridge.
459
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,860
-Oh, really?
-[phone notification chimes]
460
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,330
Mm-hmm.
461
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,830
Okay.
462
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:53,570
[chuckles] Why don't we both
keep the mini fridge?
463
00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:01,520
Hey. You know what they say,
if you're gonna fight a Nazi,
464
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,700
you gotta do it in
a World War II inspired uniform.
465
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,430
You guys look like
you've fought a Nazi.
466
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,800
-What happened?
-Oh, my gosh.
467
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:09,240
We were fighting over
who could carry the uniform.
468
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:10,780
-And you won. Wow.
-Yes.
469
00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:12,850
You guys are even more
resourceful than I thought.
470
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,250
I totally underestimated you.
471
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,060
Nice job. Now, I gotta go.
472
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,890
-I gotta go fight a Nazi.
-Fun.
473
00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:23,100
[upbeat music]
474
00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:39,470
-Where is that Nazi bastard?
-My body feels amazing.
475
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,740
-I know. Pure electricity?
-Tingling with...
476
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:44,210
'Cause you're about to go
toe-to-toe with evil?
477
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:45,550
-Exactly.
-Yeah, that's how I feel
478
00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:48,050
every day.
Helmut von Furstenberg,
479
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,920
show your face.
480
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:53,700
[Elias] Oh, right! WW2 was like
a thousand years ago.
481
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,630
[Patrick laughs] Ah-ha!
482
00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:56,770
[keys jingling]
483
00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,710
I peed on your Nazi stuff.
484
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,210
-Oh!
-You did what?
485
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,480
-What?
-Did you wipe?
486
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,950
-What?!
-He's a literal Nazi. Judge him.
487
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:06,120
I think I've never been
prouder of you than right now.
488
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,760
-Okay, let's focus.
-Okay. You know what?
489
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,530
World's been waiting
80 years for this, pal.
490
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,530
[groaning]
491
00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:14,240
[thuds]
492
00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:19,350
-Hm.
-Sorry, what's happening?
493
00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:20,880
He's having a heart attack.
494
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:22,390
-Right.
-We should save him.
495
00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:24,120
Do we save him?
I mean, he was a Nazi.
496
00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:26,390
If anything, we do
Maggie's pee thing.
497
00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:27,900
-That is not my thing.
-Yeah. it is.
498
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,100
Why don't you just say now?
It's definitely your thing.
499
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,600
Listen, Maggie's right.
500
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,210
He's our enemy
until he's wounded.
501
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,210
Now he's wounded,
we gotta save his life.
502
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,420
[dramatic music]
503
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,400
-[bones crunching]
-Oh.
504
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:45,630
What do you want me to do?
He's old.
505
00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:47,240
-He's got Cheetos for ribs.
-Yeah...
506
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,110
Oh, I think
you should stop, colonel.
507
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:51,840
-Yeah, no, I think you're right.
-You're making him more dead.
508
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,150
He... My hands are wet.
509
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:57,790
Can you see if there's any Nazi
paper towels or handkerchiefs?
510
00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,090
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
511
00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:01,860
[instrumental music]
512
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,670
[ambulance siren]
513
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:06,470
Sorry you didn't get to,
uh, punch a Nazi.
514
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,650
Well, I got to cave his chest
in, which is pretty cool.
515
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,750
-[shudders] Nah.
-Oh, I love that.
516
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:13,450
Thank you. A racist dead man
gave it to me.
517
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,460
-Oh!
-Uh, I don't think we should be
518
00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:18,300
stealing items from crime...
519
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:22,670
Ooh-hoo-hoo. God, I love you.
That's fantastic.
520
00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:25,140
I am still waiting for you
to say that to my face.
521
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,580
-Okay. Me, me, me.
-You know that, right?
522
00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:28,850
I told you I was leaving
with something.
523
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,120
-You did say that.
-Am I...
524
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:32,630
-Okay.
-Wow.
525
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,900
[instrumental music]
526
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,640
[knocks on door]
527
00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:42,210
-Colonel. You wanted to see me?
-Hey!
528
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,590
Look at you. Well, well, well.
529
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,790
-You combed your hair.
-Yes, I did.
530
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:51,670
And you got your jacket ironed
and it zipped up.
531
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:54,370
You took a couple steps
in my direction.
532
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,510
-I finally get it, Big C.
-You do?
533
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:57,910
All these things
you've been teaching me.
534
00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:00,280
-Good.
-Stealing tanks...
535
00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:01,980
Punching old Germans,
prostitution.
536
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:04,260
Never dating 'em. I don't know
what your deal is.
537
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,830
And that's what it means
to be a soldier, right?
538
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,000
-Shh!
-Right?
539
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:08,530
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
540
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,500
-That's...
-Old school.
541
00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:10,740
It's old school, but it's not...
542
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,210
You can't tell
anybody about that.
543
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,470
Besides the people
that already know
544
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,540
that are involved with us.
545
00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:15,880
-We can't.
-Yeah, I know.
546
00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:17,620
So you can't tell family
members, friends.
547
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:18,920
Nobody can know about this.
548
00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:20,120
Not gonna tell anyone.
549
00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:21,920
Okay.
550
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,730
-Very good, soldier.
-Yup.
551
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,900
The hair's still not in
regulation yet, but it's good.
552
00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:26,970
-I'm glad you...
-Yeah.
553
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,440
Uh, I do need to get my mom
554
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,440
to take down a podcast, bye.
555
00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:35,990
W-wait, what?
Your mom has a podcast?
556
00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:38,320
[children] It's going so well.
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