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Aww, I'm craving some more romantic attention.

No, I mean, I've just, I'm just wondered, you know, what I would always be like.

What? Swinging? Wife swapping?

I mean, it would have to be like some type of like chemistry or like mutual attraction.

Wait a minute, so I'm not enough for you anymore?

I'm not saying that at all, you're everything I want.

So, what is that? What's going on?

I don't know, I don't think that, you know, might be nice to try something new.

You've been thinking about this all this time?

No. Sometimes.

Yeah?

I'll tell you what, why don't we give them a call and see if they have free rooms for the weekend?

Maybe we can go?

I don't know, maybe it's not such a good idea.

Why not? We don't have to do anything, and it would be great to just get away anyways, right?

Oh my god, I'm going to see, right?

Okay.

Hey.

Hi.

It's beautiful here, isn't it?

It's gorgeous.

You just get here?

Yeah, I've been here before though. What about you?

It's my first time.

Oh, I've been here before for my honeymoon. I guess we were here, my husband and I.

Oh, you guys still together?

Yeah, yeah, we are. We're just excited to come back because it's such a beautiful place and such a romantic spot.

Nice. Yeah, it's just me and my wife here. It's not our honeymoon, but it feels like it.

Oh, nice, congratulations.

Thank you. Well, if you're not doing anything later tonight, maybe you and your husband would want to join us for drinks at the bar?

Oh, absolutely. I'd like that.

Me too.

Awesome.

Alright, well, I guess I'll see you later.

Yeah, sounds great.

Okay.

Oh, wow, that was good. Tell me another one.

I don't know anymore.

Oh, there was this, this electric Irishman who walked into a bar.

What?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

That kind of makes sense. It's funny.

Oh, okay.

So, how long have you guys known each other?

We've been together for what? Like three years?

Yeah, it's about right.

Oh, so how'd you meet?

We actually met out in the water.

Oh.

Yeah, this asshole cut me off on a wave.

I did not care.

You did too.

Really did not.

But, you know, he apologized and we just started talking.

Yeah, we went on a few surf trips to get in.

Oh my god, that was amazing.

Oh, yes.

I love you.

You guys travel along.

We do.

What's nice, you know, visiting new places, meeting new people?

Man, I would really, really, really, really love Jesser.

Oh my gosh, I would love to learn.

I'll teach you.

Really?

Yeah, of course.

What, like now?

Well, I think we're a little too much to do it now, but...

Oh, poo-ly on that.

Alright, well, if you're serious, how about I give you a dry land lesson?

What's that?

Follow me.

Okay.

And then when you have the wave, you want to grab as low as you can.

And that way you can lift your chest up.

Really high up the board.

And that gets you room to place your foot.

Right?

Where your belly button, okay?

You always go with that way, don't you?

And then go for the popper.

Okay.

I don't get how people do this.

Oh my gosh.

Moving on a wave too.

Oh my gosh.

It just takes time.

What happens?

Yeah.

Oh, I don't get how this is real.

What?

Is this real?

What?

My lessons?

Of course.

Of course.

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