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Kane is in the
building, nigga...
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Now tell me how you love
it You know you at the top
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When only heaven's
right above it, we on
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'Cause we on
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Who else is really trying to
fuck with Hollywood Cole?
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I'm with Marley G, bro
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Flying Holly Grove chicks
to my Hollywood shows
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And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know
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This that Slumdog
Millionaire Bollywood flow
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And...
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My real friends
never hearing from me
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Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me
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That's why I pick and choose
I don't get shit confused
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Don't like my women
single I like my chicks in twos
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And these days all
the girls is down to roll
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I hit the strip club and all
them bitches find the pole
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Plus, I been sippin' So
this shit is movin' kinda slow
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Just tell my girl to tell her
friend that it's time to go
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Thank you.
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Dilate your asshole.
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How you boys feeling?
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Beware of Strasmores
bearing gifts.
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Quite sure that's not
how the saying goes, Bret.
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You know, when they
give you a new kidney,
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they leave the old
one inside of you,
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so it's like a shitty used
car permanently parked
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on the overgrown
lawn on your life.
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Well, at least you have a brother
who was willing to give you one.
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I mean, that's some
30 for 30 shit right there.
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Yeah, willing? He sold it to
me for two million fucking bucks.
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One point eight, you cheap fuck.
And guess what? It wasn't worth it.
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Okay. Well, the story just
became a lot less uplifting, boys.
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What do you want,
Spencer? What do you want?
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And please do not
tell me you're here
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looking for a bailout
for that surf nightmare
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you sunk yourselves into.
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No, I have come here to offer you
an opportunity to become media titans.
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On the public access
channel you inherited?
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Fish tanks. I've seen
fish tanks more riveting.
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Exactly, which is
why I'm rebranding it,
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and we are gonna
pivot back to football.
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You think you can
buy NFL rights?
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No. The NFL ratings
are taking a nosedive.
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But you know what's not?
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- Mommy porn?
- College football, Bret.
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You should see
somebody about that.
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- So which college?
- USC.
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Pac-12 deal is ending,
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and we're gonna lock them
down with a bid they can't refuse.
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And how much are
"we" planning to bid?
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Two hundred over 10 years.
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Oh, come on.
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Million? $200 million?
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That's the deal you flew
out here to dazzle us with?
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- Where is the upside?
- The upside is
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a billion-dollar secret
that I have been sitting on
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about the big, bright
future of their program.
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- Go on.
- Yeah, go on.
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What if I told you that the
greatest athlete on the planet
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is gonna shock the
world with his decision.
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Oh, LeBron is going
back to college.
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No, this is a new king.
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And guess how many people
know where he's headed.
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- Just you?
- Yeah, and it's gonna stay that way.
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Billion-dollar insider
info right now, boys.
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Wow.
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That is flopping
around in the mud.
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I knew you were dirty. I
didn't know you were this dirty.
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Well, no dirtier
than the NCAA, Bret.
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You're not worried about
betting your name and future
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on the word of a teenager?
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Look at my face.
Do I look worried?
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The lawyer will be
in touch while I vet.
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Now get out.
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Like you both more
when you're medicated.
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I need that. I
need to go... Okay.
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Go deep. Go deep.
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Yeah, well, whose brilliant idea
was it to get them fried chicken
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like they're pigeons in a park?
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Oh, because I'm black I'm
supposed to know about chicken?
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Jesse, hey, you have
that spreadsheet?
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Okay, yeah, I need
one minute, too.
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Nobody listens
to me around here.
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More like everybody's
tired of listening to your ass.
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I'm sorry, but we
no longer rep...
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Hold on!
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Put that fucking call on hold.
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Who do we no longer rep,
and who is that on the phone?
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It's Yanni from Nike.
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He's calling about Nyjah's
avail for a new campaign.
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Give me that. Give me that!
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Hey, Yanni, my man.
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It's Joe Krutel.
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Joe! Joey! We know each other?
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I'm the new creative director
and owner of Sports X.
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Um, how can I help you?
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- What do you need?
- I gotta get with Nyjah.
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I got an idea for a dope new SB
campaign, but I gotta move quick.
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Is he around and avail?
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Oh, God, unfortunately,
that's both great and awful.
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He's not.
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He had a death in the family.
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- No!
- Yeah.
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- You know his Weimaraner, Bobby?
- Not Bobby!
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Yeah. Bobby got hit
by a garbage truck.
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- He is no more.
- Dude! That's awful.
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Maybe I can send him something.
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No. I don't think you should.
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It'll only reopen the wounds.
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- Know what I mean?
- Fuck! I feel bad for the kid.
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And the dog. But, look,
I gotta jump, all right?
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I gotta chase down
another piece of talent.
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Well, okay, maybe
I can help with that.
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Who else you got?
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What if you do less of a
star-centric face campaign,
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and it's more about
a cultural revolution,
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- a whole clique.
- Okay, what clique?
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Illegal Civilization.
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Come on, man.
Those kids are animals.
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You know they
upper-decked the Puma offices
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when Lance brought
them in for a general?
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Well, that was
before we put them
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through our specialized
finishing school.
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- No shit?
- For real.
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I would not lie to you. You're
too important to our business.
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Are they around for a meet?
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Yeah. Why don't you
come by the office today.
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- I'm already there, Joe.
- Great.
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Boom!
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Okay. Can I have my phone back?
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I can't. I just shot it
into a million pieces.
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Damn, son!
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What, you grow webs
on your feet or something?
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You smashed your own PB.
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Just motivated by the
money, Pops. Same as always.
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That better be all
that's pushing you.
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What'd you say?
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I'm just saying what I'm saying.
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My body's a temple. Always
has been, always will be, Pops.
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Baby. Come on. Get ready. We
got a barbecue with the Whites.
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Now, why has it always
gotta be about race, sweetie?
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No, Pops, that's their name. The
Whites. The Whites' barbecue?
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We barbecuing white folks now?
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You better get you some
of that spicy-ass rub,
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'cause you know that
white meat ain't as flavorful
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- as this dark meat, baby.
- Who says you even rolling?
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Come on, man.
You gotta let me go!
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Who the hell are
the Whites anyway?
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Some tech dude. Made an app
that matches dogs for play dates.
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So like Tinder for dogs?
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Yeah, but they
always down to fuck.
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Damn, man! People keep
stealing all my good ideas!
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For real! This is bullshit.
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Sounds like those skate brats
are running you ragged, huh?
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Dude, it's like
herding stoned cats.
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If I could track down
these little fuckers,
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at least the payoff
will be worth it.
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You know, Joseph, it sounds
like you found your calling.
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My God, I hope not. How'd
it go with the brothers?
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It's all good. They just
texted me they are in.
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Money in the bank
and ready to play.
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That's great news.
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Meanwhile, I'll be here, steering
the ship away from the iceberg.
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Hey! No, no, no.
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Those aren't the new
design. Take them back.
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- Throw those out.
- Be the iceberg, Joseph.
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- Be the iceberg.
- What does that even mean?
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Well, it means, um... I don't
know what the fuck it means.
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I can tell you this. When
it's all said and done,
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you and I are gonna
raise a glass, my friend.
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I don't drink anymore. I quit.
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- I'm kidding.
- Hold on.
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- No, don't put me on...
unparalleled talents.
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While it's not official, an
anonymous source confirmed to us
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that Quincy Crawford has
made a verbal commitment
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to play for the Buckeyes.
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- Yeah!
- All right!
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Hey, shut the fuck up!
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This is a huge win
for Ohio State...
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- Yo, who this?
- You know who this is.
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- Where the hell you been?
- Just getting dirty on these ATVs.
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You gotta come try it next
time. It'll get you right. What up?
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Ohio State, Q. Ohio State.
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- That's what up.
- Oh, that.
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Yeah. I guess I told them
what they wanted to hear,
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like everyone else
who flashing me love.
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- You feel me?
- Everyone who?
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Not you. But Unc, I
met LeBron at The Shoe.
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This dude's mad charming.
I mean, he still text me.
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What am I supposed to do?
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You don't say no to the King.
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Yes, Q, you do. In this case,
you say no. You say, "Hell, no."
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Look, I told him I'd love to
go there before you came back
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on the scene with all your
suss-ass deals and shit.
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But that's old news. Last I heard,
we're waiting till Signing Day.
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Shit, they must have
heard about our trip to USC
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- and leaked it.
- That's fucked.
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Yes, it is, Q. Massively. All
right? It's about to sink our deal.
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Do you understand that?
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This is your money
we're talking about.
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You wanted me in
on this deal. I'm in.
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But if you got loose ends
you gotta take care of,
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you gotta take care of them.
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Hear me?
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We gotta make a
quick stop to Columbus.
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Oh, yeah. Mmm!
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So were you in the league, too?
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- Yeah, CFL. It's in Canadia.
- Oh, really?
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We just bought a lake
house in Vancouver.
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- Word?
- Yeah.
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You and Ricky are
welcome anytime.
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Thank you?
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But is it all isolated? Like
no one can hear you scream?
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You see, most
people don't realize
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that all of the energy's
generated from the lower body
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and that you gotta sort
of explode from the hips.
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Well, now I can see where
your handsome son gets it from.
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Oh, honey, I only
gave him half of it.
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He's only been in for a year.
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- We have to give him time.
- Right.
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I mean, sure, Trump
is an eccentric,
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but so were so many
of our great leaders.
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Okay. Imagine if
Lincoln had Twitter.
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What?
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Or Teddy Roosevelt had Snapchat.
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But he is moving us forward,
and the rest is just noise.
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I just mean you have to look at
what he's doing for people like us.
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- Like us?
- Yeah!
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Yeah, like us.
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Yeah, successful,
self-made Americans.
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Hey, don't hate us for wanting
to keep our money, right?
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Yeah, come on. We work
hard. We got rich as fuck
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on the backs of our
own sweat and tears,
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and he wants to let people like
us keep the fruits of our labor.
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I think that's something that
the whole country can get behind.
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Lookit, we didn't
ask for any handouts.
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We did it by grinding it
out. So can everybody else.
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Yeah, I can see the
calluses on your hands.
239
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,804
See, that's what I
love about you, Rick.
240
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,203
You get it. A lot of you don't.
241
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,641
- Hmm!
- I get it. You got me.
242
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:20,039
Ricky Jerret is
exactly who he needs.
243
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:24,175
What? No, you gotta speak up.
244
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:27,118
Sounds like you got bad
reception up your ass.
245
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,532
Why don't you hit me back
once you pull your head out of it.
246
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:30,683
Jerk.
247
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:33,249
- There she is. Hey, baby.
- Hey, baby.
248
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,137
You couldn't pick your
wife up from the airport?
249
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:36,839
Mother of your child,
Queen of your kingdom?
250
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,627
Listen. I wanted to pick you up.
251
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,929
It's just that Gurley's
vampire of an agent
252
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,080
just called to renegotiate
his contract a year early.
253
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,499
Just got things all shaken up.
254
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,699
Yeah? Well, the 405
got me shook. Okay?
255
00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,036
It can do that.
256
00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:49,439
Hey, hey, hey.
257
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,603
You matter. It's okay.
258
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,644
I should have picked
you up. I know that.
259
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,545
- Yeah, you should have.
- Now, Mrs. Greane,
260
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,847
can you please formally
accept my apology?
261
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,877
- Yes, I do.
- Okay. Thank you.
262
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:05,649
I'm only gonna be in LA one night
before I go to my conference in Vegas.
263
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,489
Today was supposed
to be about us.
264
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,051
I know. I see all of it.
265
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:11,495
It's just that I have to
do this one thing, okay?
266
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:15,797
It's not gonna take forever.
How about you go get a massage?
267
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,663
And then maybe
you hit the shops?
268
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,057
By then, I'll be done. I'll
come make it up to you tonight.
269
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,504
- How's that sound?
- Okay.
270
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,633
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
271
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:26,311
Give me some of that.
I love you, my Queen.
272
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,939
Love you, my
King. All right. Bye.
273
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:42,052
What the fuck are
those, slippers?
274
00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,097
These are driving
shoes, motherfucker.
275
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:45,825
They're Ferragamos.
276
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,161
Yeah, driving to tell the
police you saw everything.
277
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,603
These shits grip the
pedal with precision traction
278
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,664
while offering masculine
fashion-forward accents
279
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,074
and a bespoke European fit.
280
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,245
- "Bespoke"?
- Look it up.
281
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,614
Yo! Roscoe's is here!
282
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,673
- What's up, fellows?
- Get out of my way.
283
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,281
Sit down, bitch.
284
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,616
Oh, shit! You're back.
285
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,220
Yeah, we're back.
286
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,190
That's crazy. Nobody
ever comes back.
287
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,783
Well, we're not fucking
nobodies, Aramis.
288
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,738
We're the guys who are
gonna make your asses rich.
289
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,560
Oh, yeah? How you gonna do that?
290
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,862
Well, for starters, we got
you a meeting with Nike today.
291
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,765
You ever heard of fucking Nike?
292
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:25,435
Yeah, they make
real fucking sneakers.
293
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,441
Yeah, they're chomping at the bit
to get some of that Illegal Civ magic
294
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,500
all up in them corporate guts.
295
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:34,806
I mean, yeah. I like what they
up to. Like with SB and all that.
296
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,941
Oh, yeah? Yeah? You
like what they're up to?
297
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:38,360
You approve of
their business model?
298
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:42,116
All right, good. Unless you wanna
be drinking whatever the fuck that is
299
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,953
and eating your dinner out of
cans when you're my fucking age,
300
00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:48,392
you'll get your shit together
and let us cash you in
301
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,157
before you're yesterday's meme.
302
00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:54,064
I like that. Uncle Fester
came to play today. Okay.
303
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,693
- Every damn day.
- Yeah.
304
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,666
What the fuck is that shit?
305
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,601
What, you don't like E&J?
306
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,803
E&J? I like B&J.
307
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,505
This is like fucking pee and J.
308
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,315
We're sending a car at 4:00.
309
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,409
Make sure you're fucking ready.
310
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,950
It must be weird, huh?
311
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,426
Being retired at
such a young age.
312
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,827
Well, I might surprise
you on that front.
313
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,194
Seriously?
314
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,527
Oh.
315
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,832
Breaking news. All
right, hey, lips are sealed.
316
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,674
Uh-oh. Somebody
call Jerry Jones.
317
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,505
We got a kneeler!
318
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:37,908
Dude.
319
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,370
- Let's respect the movement, okay?
- The movement.
320
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:44,144
You got a problem with athletes
speaking their mind or something?
321
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,517
No, not on their own time.
Just don't drag the flag into it.
322
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:48,987
Y'all made it about the flag.
323
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,284
Who's "y'all"?
324
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,786
All right, easy.
325
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,418
I do have a serious
question, though, for you.
326
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,689
If you go back out
there, you gonna kneel?
327
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,376
Listen, do me a favor, all
right? Let's change the subject,
328
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,459
- okay, fellows?
- Wait.
329
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,127
Are you a politician
now? Come on.
330
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,880
- We're all on the same level here.
- Ricky.
331
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,372
You can tell us. Come on.
332
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,271
- Shit.
- You would.
333
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,471
- You totally would!
- You're gonna kneel!
334
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,171
- I knew it!
- You would fucking kneel!
335
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,646
You damn right I'd
kneel, motherfucker!
336
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,914
And I'd kneel every Sunday.
Know I'm saying? Fuck Trump!
337
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,577
Fuck that racist-ass bitch!
338
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,380
- Whoa! Holy shit.
- Okay, that's...
339
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,252
Listen, man, you gotta
respect the office, Ricky.
340
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,442
- Where's our respect?
- He's your president too, man.
341
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,153
Where the fuck is
our respect, huh?
342
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,104
- What are you talking about?
- My people. That's right!
343
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,372
- I'm sorry. Excuse me.
- My people!
344
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:31,659
This is not about race!
345
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:34,565
My mother raised me, a
single mother on welfare.
346
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,398
Government cheese
and white bread.
347
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:40,236
And I'm here because I got
some assistance when I needed it.
348
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,298
Okay, you're an exception.
349
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:45,938
Yeah, that's right. I am
an exception. So fuck you.
350
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,255
- What's up, brother?
- Where are you?
351
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,661
Oh, sunny SoCal.
352
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,763
Yeah, me too. You got
a minute to link up later?
353
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,736
Know what? I don't.
I'm slammed right now.
354
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,083
Is it important, or can it wait?
355
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,299
I'm just curious.
356
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,772
Look, I don't judge you
for that curiosity, brother.
357
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,073
No, I'm not curious
about myself, Strasmore.
358
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,688
I'm curious about you
and the Andersons.
359
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,147
Word on the street is that
they're trying to make a deal
360
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,513
for USC's TV rights.
361
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,579
You know anything about that?
362
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,880
No, not a thing.
363
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,931
You know, but, look, those
guys have their own agenda,
364
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,955
and you don't need me
to tell you what color it is.
365
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,523
- Where'd you hear that from, anyway?
- Dan Davis.
366
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,164
- Fuck.
- Say something. 'Cause Dan did.
367
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,756
He asked me what
I thought about you.
368
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,630
I vouched. I told
him you were solid.
369
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:44,796
- Yeah? Well, I appreciate that.
- I told him you were a stand-up guy.
370
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,999
But, obviously, I lied.
371
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:50,737
You got your nose buried in a
new pile but on a different coast.
372
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:54,645
You know, with you, the story
is always the fucking same.
373
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:58,082
I just better not hear the name
"Quincy Crawford" mentioned.
374
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,176
Hey, come on. I
wouldn't do that to you, J.
375
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,519
Let me remind you, just in case
you are having memory problems,
376
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:04,852
which you so clearly are,
377
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,154
he better come out
of this thing clean,
378
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,025
or I am coming for you, big man.
379
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,667
Hey. Thanks for seeing
me on such short notice.
380
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,802
Any time, Mr. Strasmore.
381
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,608
We're always happy to
have a legend in these halls,
382
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,758
even if they did choose the
wrong school back in the day.
383
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,718
- Well, you live and learn, right?
- You do. You do. Have a seat, please.
384
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,219
- Thank you, Todd.
- Please.
385
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,382
Sorry Urban couldn't make it,
but he's out rustling the bushes,
386
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:38,947
- if you know what I mean.
- I do.
387
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,017
Left me in charge
of the nuthouse.
388
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,994
Right, well, I'll
make it quick, Todd.
389
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,860
I'm here on behalf
of Quincy Crawford.
390
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,627
Oh. You're friends?
391
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,224
Well, I'm his uncle.
392
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,892
Really? Uncle Spencer?
393
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,529
- "Uncle Spency."
- Oh.
394
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,233
Well, Q's family is our family.
395
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,300
Well, I'm happy to hear that
because any time you hear bad news,
396
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,021
you always wanna hear it
from somebody you love.
397
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,037
- Am I right?
- Excuse me?
398
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,809
Todd, I'm gonna
shoot straight with you.
399
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,875
Like LeBron, Q is gonna
take his talents elsewhere.
400
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,919
He's looking for a more suitable
environment in terms of his education,
401
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,456
and he needs to
be closer to home.
402
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,391
Is that right?
403
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,517
Sad to say, it is.
404
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,323
He feels terrible
about this whole thing,
405
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:17,590
and, you know, under
it all, he's just a shy kid
406
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,942
who doesn't wanna disappoint
anybody, so he asked me to come up here
407
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,526
and see you face-to-face
to deliver the news.
408
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:26,266
Well, I'm sorry to hear it, and
Urban will be even more sorry.
409
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,774
Tell Urban that Saban
was even sorrier,
410
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,002
but there's only one kid
411
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,305
- to go around, right?
- Hmm.
412
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,878
Well, thanks for coming
by to let us know in person.
413
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,714
- All right.
- We are sad to lose him
414
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,879
but understand these things
415
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,617
are personal matters, and
there's so much to consider.
416
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,353
Look, Todd, I'm sorry to
be the bearer of bad news,
417
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,418
but I'm really happy we
have a good understanding.
418
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,293
Of course. Jeannie
will make sure you have
419
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,774
the proper directions
to the airport.
420
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,562
I'm good, flying
private. Thank you.
421
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:58,127
Oh, right! Yeah, you Miami
boys love your bling. Am I right?
422
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,508
We know you're looking
for targeted saturation
423
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:13,209
and a truly grassroots campaign.
424
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:14,947
Well, these kids...
425
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,481
Uh...
426
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:20,993
These kids come ready with
that target demographic following.
427
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:24,963
We're bringing you
ready-made, authentic vibe.
428
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,398
I mean, you can't manufacture
this in a marketing lab.
429
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,566
- Authenticity is key.
- Yeah.
430
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:30,796
We're still wiping the yolk
431
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,169
from our face from the
Bella Hadid campaign.
432
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,341
I liked that campaign.
433
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,276
Reggie, we did too,
but the people spoke,
434
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,108
and when they speak, we listen.
435
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,011
- Oh, man.
- Yo, Ryder, you good?
436
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,676
- I don't think so.
- Do you guys need a break?
437
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,412
- Fuck, fuck.
- You all right, man?
438
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:47,748
It's fine. It's fine.
439
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,564
They just had too many
Red Bulls, I think. Is that...
440
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,228
I think I'm gonna...
441
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:53,248
Man!
442
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:57,021
What the fuck?
443
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,088
What the fuck?
444
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,659
No, no, no. Come
on. Guys, guys, guys.
445
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:08,404
Oh, what the fuck?
446
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,438
Come on!
447
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,771
Oh, no!
448
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,326
What the hell's the
matter with you?
449
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,199
You trying to get your ass
kicked out the neighborhood
450
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,384
before you even get settled?
451
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,702
Yeah, I'd like to
see them try that.
452
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,321
Our baby has to go to
school with their kids, Ricky.
453
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,125
You ever think about that?
454
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,428
I have to see these
people every damn day.
455
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,032
- Shit, why can't you just be polite?
- Fuck being polite!
456
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,413
That man was talking to me like I
ain't got no love for my community.
457
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:39,962
This is your community, boy!
458
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:43,440
You're clearly gonna have
to up your dosage, Ricky.
459
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,839
I mean, you're acting erratic.
460
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,141
You're emotional. It's
like you got a shorter fuse.
461
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,704
You my damn shrink now too, man?
462
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:49,958
You wouldn't know
a fucking shrink
463
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,144
if it jumped out the ocean
and bit you on your dick!
464
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,346
All right, look, calm down.
465
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,719
Baby, things are
different here, all right?
466
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,020
Sometimes we gotta keep
our causes to ourselves.
467
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,060
We're not asking you
to change how you feel.
468
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,356
I can't believe y'all!
469
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,760
You wanna end up like Kaep.
470
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,559
Well, that man led a movement.
471
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,260
What are people
gonna remember me for?
472
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,597
Or you, old man?
473
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:14,402
Look, a legacy is earned on the
field, in the grass between the chains,
474
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,271
not by running your
goddamn mouth.
475
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,607
So shut it before it costs
you more than you can cover.
476
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,703
Baby, we support you, just...
477
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,646
Just not really, though.
478
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,553
I told you he was sensitive.
479
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,112
- TTD, shut the fuck up.
- Every time.
480
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,770
Hey, baby.
481
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,174
Hey.
482
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,779
Look what I got.
483
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:56,111
Look at this!
Couldn't you just die?
484
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,217
Damn, baby, you leave
anything up in the stores?
485
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:01,196
You probably ran
through Kiki's college fund.
486
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,100
Boy, please, you know
she getting a scholarship.
487
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,819
Plus, I had to do something
with all my unexpected free time.
488
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,190
I'm sorry, baby.
489
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,730
But it just doesn't stop!
490
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:16,229
The contracts, the emails, this
guy's ego, that guy's torn ACL.
491
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:18,803
- Popcorn vendors...
- You need to relax.
492
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,602
I can't. I can't do it.
493
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:28,914
You know, I just feel
like I'm failing everybody
494
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,415
all the time.
495
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:35,487
The organization, the
players, my friends,
496
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,586
and most importantly,
you and Kiki.
497
00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:40,953
Why would you say that?
498
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,756
Because look at this!
499
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:44,996
Is this our life now?
500
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:51,300
No, I brought us out here, thinking
I was onto something, you know.
501
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,430
- I thought that...
- What you thought is...
502
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,974
You thought you were
gonna finally be the boss.
503
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,340
You were gonna
fulfill your destiny.
504
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,944
Remember when you were
worried about down payments
505
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:03,005
and GPS add-ons
at the dealership?
506
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:06,280
Yes. Much simpler time.
Doesn't seem so bad now.
507
00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:09,845
You were afraid to fail then,
and now you're afraid to succeed.
508
00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:13,881
Not having you and Kiki out
here is really wearing me down.
509
00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:16,789
I don't know if I
can keep doing it.
510
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:21,356
It's like, sometimes, I feel like
I'm half a man or something.
511
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:24,631
Oh, Mr. Greane.
You are a lot of things,
512
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:28,367
but half a man
ain't one of them.
513
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,136
- That's a full man.
- Ooh!
514
00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:35,111
Feel this full man of yours
515
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:36,874
go to work.
516
00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:39,094
- You see Andrew anywhere?
- No. He wasn't out there.
517
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:40,758
Okay, well, if
that's the case...
518
00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:43,920
Let's clear off this desk...
519
00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:45,567
Got a lot of big-time coaches
520
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,968
grinning ear-to-ear
in anticipation
521
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:48,103
of the season. I...
522
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:49,755
Julian, what can I do for you?
523
00:23:49,828 --> 00:23:52,263
The kid's incredible.
524
00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:53,663
He's once in a generation.
525
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:56,395
I made it 250 to
take it off the table.
526
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,128
Smart move. You won't regret it.
527
00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:01,568
- J, I gotta run.
- No...
528
00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:24,687
Evening, Mr. Strasmore.
529
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,261
Okay.
530
00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,193
Is there a problem, Officer?
531
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:33,000
I sure hope not.
532
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,839
You wanna step out of
the vehicle, Mr. Strasmore?
533
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:38,408
And why would I want to do that?
534
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,242
Because we asked
you so damn nice.
535
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,950
So you think I'd bomb
my own plane, huh?
536
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:54,584
That's Trigger. He's
not so much on bombs,
537
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,322
but he likes him some drugs.
538
00:24:56,395 --> 00:24:58,330
By that, I mean he
likes finding them.
539
00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:01,128
We've had a lot of
problems with private flights
540
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,795
transporting cash
and narcotics lately.
541
00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:06,214
We're just gonna take a little
peek in your rental before you go.
542
00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:08,002
Sure.
543
00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:14,908
I got a script for those.
544
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,915
That's a lot of
pills for one man.
545
00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:19,315
That's enough to
get an elephant high.
546
00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,078
You know, selling
those is a felony.
547
00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:24,913
No shit.
548
00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:47,844
Mr. Strasmore. I hear you
have some pill problems.
549
00:25:49,848 --> 00:25:52,841
- Lawyer.
- Oh, that won't be necessary, Spencer.
550
00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:55,214
You don't mind if I call
you Spencer, do you?
551
00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:56,380
Who are you?
552
00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:58,390
My name is Jimmy Dale Pritchard,
553
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,526
but my friends call me JD.
554
00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,025
I got a script for
those pills, JD.
555
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:05,223
Oh, I don't care
about those pills.
556
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:08,131
That was just my way of getting
the boys to be able to bring you in
557
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,328
so that we could
have a little chat.
558
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,894
I know it was a bit dramatic.
559
00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:18,035
But we wanted to make sure that
we had your undivided attention.
560
00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:20,110
Who's "we"?
561
00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:23,075
Is this your first
time in Columbus?
562
00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:26,516
You know, this is a beautiful city
and a great place to go to school.
563
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:29,054
You know, I met
my wife on campus?
564
00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:32,888
Thirty-five years ago.
And we're still going strong.
565
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:36,486
Hey, now, you may
find this hard to believe,
566
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:39,230
but I used to play
a little bit myself.
567
00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,494
Yeah. I mean, second
string, of course.
568
00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:43,968
But, man, did I have the spirit!
569
00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:49,933
You know the guy Todd
that you spoke to today?
570
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:54,508
- He was my freshman roommate.
- Ah, so you're a booster.
571
00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:57,640
I hate that word.
572
00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:02,149
I prefer "enthusiastic
supporter."
573
00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:06,949
You see, I do all of this
just for the pride of it.
574
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:09,688
Now, for someone like yourself,
that might be challenging.
575
00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:14,131
But, for some of us,
well, that's enough.
576
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,277
Let me tell you something, JD.
577
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,065
I was only trying to
help my girlfriend's son
578
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,196
make some life decisions.
579
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:21,706
Maybe that's hard for you
to believe, but it's the truth.
580
00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:22,851
Let me tell you something else.
581
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,319
If I happen to piss
on your Rose Parade,
582
00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:25,820
then you better open
up a goddamn umbrella,
583
00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:27,422
because you sauntering
in here, and this,
584
00:27:27,446 --> 00:27:29,745
and all this bullshit,
doesn't scare me one bit.
585
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:33,013
That's good. It
doesn't scare you.
586
00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:36,321
Well, I got some
friends over at the NCAA
587
00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:40,155
that will have a field day with
putting the fear of God in your heart.
588
00:27:40,225 --> 00:27:41,818
Oh, is that right?
589
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,828
So you gonna go Old
Testament on me, JD?
590
00:27:46,532 --> 00:27:49,434
The kid stays a Buckeye.
591
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,230
Everything goes back to normal,
592
00:27:53,572 --> 00:27:56,337
and life is good for everyone.
593
00:27:57,376 --> 00:28:00,369
And if not, we're coming for you
594
00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:03,380
and everything you got
your dirty little hands in.
595
00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:07,682
And believe me, we know things.
596
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,588
That's right. Look away.
597
00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:14,058
Open four.
598
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:26,964
Spencer.
599
00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:29,701
Don't forget these.
600
00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:33,037
For your pain.
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