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Kane is in the
building, nigga...
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Now tell me how you love
it You know you at the top
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When only heaven's
right above it, we on
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'Cause we on
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Who else is really trying to
fuck with Hollywood Cole?
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I'm with Marley G, bro
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Flying Holly Grove chicks
to my Hollywood shows
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And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know
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This that Slumdog
Millionaire Bollywood flow
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And...
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My real friends
never hearing from me
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Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me
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That's why I pick and choose
I don't get shit confused
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Don't like my women
single I like my chicks in twos
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And these days all
the girls is down to roll
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I hit the strip club and all
them bitches find the pole
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Plus, I been sippin' So
this shit is movin' kinda slow
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Just tell my girl to tell her
friend that it's time to go
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Joe, I did what I did, and
I don't feel bad about it.
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Oh, my God.
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Can you just admit that
maybe you were being
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just a tad bit overreactive?
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What are you, crazy? Lance
is hardly the victim here, man.
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Plus, you said it best yourself.
We can be whoever we wanna be.
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- Sir. Thank you.
- So what do we need him for?
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Yeah, well, maybe I was wrong.
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Besides, he's just pulling the
same shit we pulled at ASM,
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wanting to do it his own way.
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Ah, not quite, buddy. He was
effectively stealing money from us.
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I suppose, but was it stealing,
or was it just overspending?
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All right, come on. You know
what? The debate is over.
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What's done is done. I know
he was your boy, but he's gone.
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Get over it, and get in.
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You put your trust in
someone, you know?
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You bank your career on it,
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only to get kicked in the
nuts with a pointed shoe.
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It's so disappointing.
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All right, he's fast and loose.
We don't need that shit in our lives.
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Yeah, no, totally. So
what do we do now?
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Well, we stabilize our client
list, and we rally the troops.
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Jess, where is everyone?
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This is everyone. Everyone
else went with Lance.
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- Where?
- He started his own company.
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Oh, fuck me!
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Well, it was nice
meeting you guys.
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No, no, no. You're not
going anywhere. Hang tight.
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I need you.
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Yeah. Excuse us.
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Is this a fucking joke?
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It must be, because I am
laughing my little scrawny ass off.
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We bought the company
and its assets from you, Lance,
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so the ass you're
laughing off is owned by us.
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Oh, well, then you're gonna have
to sue me, aren't you, Spencer?
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I will bankrupt you,
you piece of shit.
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- Do you hear me?
- Well, as I understand it,
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possession is nine-tenths
of the law, and currently,
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I possess everything
that you want to keep.
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You have a non-compete, Lance.
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Yeah, about that non-compete.
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Why don't you say
hello to Kelly Slater?
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Hey, Spencer. I was gonna
call you on the way over here.
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What's up, my
bald-headed brother?
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- Talk to me.
- I'm staying with Lance, man.
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You know I'm loyal to a fault.
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Kelly, what happened to the
kanikapila we just had on the beach
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with our 'ohanas,
what we talked about?
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I don't let a good pig roast
get in the way of business.
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Sorry, bud. I'm
staying with Lance.
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Brother, fuck that motherfucker!
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He's a piece of shit!
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No, no, no, actually,
fuck you, Spencer.
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Now, the GOAT, or King Kelly as
people who actually know him call him,
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and I are just gonna enjoy
some post-wave good vibes
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and talk about
making a lot of money
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while you do whatever
you do as a hobby. Ta-ta.
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Nobody fucking go anywhere.
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We're going to fucking war.
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One, two... One, two, three.
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Damn. You are one angry
motherfucker today, Ricky. What's up?
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He hits like he
hates white people.
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Nah, that ain't true,
man. I love you, Randy.
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I love you too, Randy.
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One, two, three.
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Thinking about
un-retiring, though.
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Worked for me a couple times.
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Actually, it worked
for you about six times.
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Floyd, too. What's
the problem, Ricky?
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There you go.
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Well, how'd you
feel before you did it?
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Emotionally or physically?
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Before you answer that, let's
consider the source over here.
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- He's always off emotionally.
- Sharp elbow...
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- See what I'm saying? See that?
- I mean physically, man.
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How'd you know whether
you still had the gift?
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You never really know until
you get punched in the face.
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Are you joking, Randy?
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- Do I look like I'm joking?
- No.
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Too rich and too pretty
to get punched in the face.
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Shit. That ain't never
stopped me before, Jay, huh?
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But you gotta really ask
yourself, what's your motivation?
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Honestly, Ricky,
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if your motivation is external,
money and cars, you are done.
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That's what you asked yourself?
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Yeah.
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That shit's deep, man.
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I like that shit. Therapists
ain't got shit on y'all?
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Y'all should put
that in the class.
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Oh, trust me. We work on
this more than we work on this.
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Gonna be real with y'all, man.
I'd much rather be playing ball
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than sitting around in my
Newport Beach mansion,
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waiting to die.
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How's that for motivation?
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Let's get some more therapy.
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Keep her going.
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It's Strasmore. Spencer
Strasmore's my name.
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Get me Tony Hawk.
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Travis, I'm calling to tell you
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we're making a couple
changes at the head office.
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Shit. I'm not... I love Lance.
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He's fucking insane.
Sorry, Joe, I gotta jump.
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I hope your fucking chute
doesn't open, you dickhead.
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Chutes are for pussies.
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Tony. Just calling
to let you know
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that we are no longer
working with Lance.
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Yo, Strasmore, hold your pitch.
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I don't wanna put you out there
any more than you already are.
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Lance is the one
who gave me the idea
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to do the video
game in the first place.
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I wasn't gonna call it
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.
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- What the fuck were you gonna call it?
- The Bird's Nest.
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The Bird's Nest?
Tony. Jesus Christ.
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Long story. Either way,
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Lance has helped me build
a lot of parks for a lot of kids,
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so I gotta roll with the guy even
though he is kind of douchey.
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If things don't work
out between you guys,
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you know where to find
me, okay? I'm always here.
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Spencer, I've got Laird for you.
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Laird, King of the Seas.
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Listen, my man, so
we're not gonna be...
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It's too late. When I
signed up with the company,
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I signed up with Lance.
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You know, my dad always said to
stick with the wave that you rode in on.
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That's what I try to
teach my daughters,
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and, well, I'd be a hypocrite
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if I didn't at least give Lance
the benefit of the doubt.
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If there's one thing I understand,
it's family tradition, all right?
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You give my love to Gabby
and take care of yourself.
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- Where's Parker?
- No answer.
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- Well, keep dialing.
- It's going straight to voicemail.
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- Think he's with Lance?
- I have no idea.
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Make a list of people who are
staying and people who are going.
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I think that's gonna
be pretty easy.
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Wait. Whoa. Are
you jumping ship, too?
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Well, that depends. Are you guys
gonna promote me to manager?
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Holy shit. Way to take
advantage of us when we're down.
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Jess, get the fuck
out of these offices.
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I'm only kidding. Take
an empty office. Congrats.
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Great. I'll make sure we
take care of the phones,
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so people know we
haven't gone out of business.
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We are never out of
the fight, Jess, right?
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The fuck happened to the TVs?
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They've gone dark.
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- Where's the control booth?
- It's right next door.
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Let me know when
you get a hold of Parker.
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Respect.
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All right, bitches.
Let's get to work.
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Major Teague!
How's your sunburn?
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The sun didn't fuck me half as
bad as you did, motherfucker.
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What are you talking about?
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You lying piece of shit.
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I'll fucking kill you!
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What the hell's
going on over there?
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Is that Tiffany,
or is that Tasha?
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Take a wild fucking guess.
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Fuck you, too, Jason,
you conspiratorial asshole!
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I'm guessing it's Tiffany.
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- Bingo.
- You got busted.
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No, I didn't get busted.
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Come out of there!
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Your girl Donna put me on blast.
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She put a pic up on
IG of me and Tasha.
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The shit was
framed and filtered.
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Why would she do that unless
you said something to upset her?
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Come out of there, you pussy!
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I ain't never coming out
of here with your crazy ass!
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I didn't say shit about
Tiger, and that's the truth.
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Be a man, Jason.
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Okay, of course
I said something.
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I'm an insecure fuck, just
like any other dude would be
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who found out their
girl was getting dicked
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by the guy that
won four Masters.
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You need to fix this.
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Is it even fixable?
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Donna gotta call Tiffany
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and tell her that she
brought her on the boat,
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and I ain't know nobody
was coming except you.
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Fuck.
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You can't take care
of it, lose my number.
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You cheater! You think
you can cheat on me?
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Bitch is crazy.
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Un-fucking-believable.
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There you go. There's your
answer. They're all dead.
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Hey! How's your
breakfast burrito?
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Oh, it's delicious. It's vegan.
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Oh, that's fantastic. Let
me ask you something.
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Why the fuck are you
still eating breakfast?
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No, I already had breakfast.
This is an early lunch.
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Do you have a job around
here, or do you get paid to eat?
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Geez, Spencer. He's just a kid.
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I'm sorry, sir. It's just everything's
on hold, and no one knows what to do.
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It's called work.
That's what you do.
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You find a disc,
and you pop it in
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of somebody riding some
sort of board, and press play.
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- It's not that simple.
- Oh, no?
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You run things around here?
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No. The guy who
runs things was fired.
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- By who?
- By you. It was Lance.
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- I'm just the station manager.
- Well, Mr. Station Manager,
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can you tell me, why isn't
anything playing on these screens?
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Lance said go
dark, we went dark.
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Everybody in the TV business
knows you don't go fucking dark.
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I'm not even in the
business. I know that.
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Maybe that's why
Lance wanted to go dark,
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to do what's never been done.
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Or maybe he just wants to
see how far he can push me
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before I snap his fucking neck.
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Look, I'm sorry. I did not
mean to make you madder...
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Hey, hey. Get your nose
back in the tofu scramble
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and shut the fuck up.
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All right, listen. As everyone
around here can tell from our memo,
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we had to let Lance go.
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We're the ones in charge now.
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What we want to see is
something on these screens.
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- What did you have in mind?
- I don't give a shit.
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Just make it pretty
and keep it going.
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What are you guys doing?
Come on. Make it pretty and go!
237
00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,349
- Did you find Parker?
- He's not picking up his cell,
238
00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:36,434
but it looks like he's headed
down the PCH in his pickup.
239
00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:37,875
How do you know that?
240
00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:39,037
I hacked into his iPhone.
241
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,032
Well, I had his password,
so it wasn't that hard.
242
00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,950
- I bet you think I'm a stalker now.
- No, I don't.
243
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,815
I think you're a very
resourceful woman.
244
00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:48,650
Cool. Can I get another promotion
if I tell you where he stops?
245
00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:51,418
Yes, you can, and I might
even be giving you my job soon.
246
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,011
Couldn't do without
you, Spency Spence.
247
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:00,625
Wake up.
248
00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,869
That happened in reality!
249
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,657
Sizz calling. Third time.
250
00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:16,650
Avoid. Avoid, avoid, avoid.
251
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,743
Like I do with Vernon and
fucking Odrick and James Harrison.
252
00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:20,843
Avoid him.
253
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:23,280
Sizz, what's going on, brother?
254
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,291
I'm up to my ass in
acupuncture needles,
255
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,236
and they still don't cause
me as much pain as you.
256
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,751
So I'm assuming you heard.
257
00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:31,798
Yeah. I heard you fucked some
shit up for you and your investors.
258
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,705
I'm one of those, too,
just in case you forgot.
259
00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:34,826
No, I have not forgotten.
260
00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,461
We had a little
problem with our partner
261
00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,131
because he is a
self-indulgent prick
262
00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:39,433
and a pathological liar.
263
00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:42,601
Well, that pathological liar said
you cut him out of his own company.
264
00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:44,541
- Where'd you hear that?
- From him.
265
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,375
Lance called me in
the middle of the night.
266
00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:49,277
Your buddy Lance is
calling our investors now.
267
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,614
I've told you he was
a go-getter, right?
268
00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,175
Not that that's a
good thing, but...
269
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,930
You know what I'm talking about.
270
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,149
Sizz...
271
00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:59,989
Who the fuck buys a
business and fires the CEO?
272
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:03,154
It's like buying a team and
cutting your All-Pro quarterback.
273
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,221
I'm the CEO now.
He left us no choice.
274
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,357
That's bullshit.
275
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:07,491
As my girl says,
276
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,229
you always got a
choice, and she's right.
277
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,362
Lance is not the
primary asset of Sports X.
278
00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:13,702
- The talent is.
- Shit. I got talent, too.
279
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:16,675
And my talent is my instinct
for protecting my investments,
280
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,087
and those same
instincts are telling me
281
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,841
you need to fix
this shit with Lance.
282
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,745
It's too late. I already
made the decision.
283
00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,214
It's in the best
interests of ASM.
284
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,809
Well, I guess ASM
ain't in my best interest.
285
00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:27,376
Fuck it. I'm out.
286
00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:30,423
Sell my shares. Cut
me a cashier's check.
287
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,517
We done?
288
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,390
You're the worst patient ever.
289
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:35,894
You validate?
290
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,725
What? What? He hang up on you?
291
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:39,857
He wants out.
292
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,561
Oh, fuck me.
293
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,898
- There's our guy.
- Yo! What up, my dudes?
294
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,103
Where you been, bro?
We've been looking for you.
295
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,578
Yeah, I know. I lost my
phone in the tsunami.
296
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:54,875
What tsunami?
297
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,746
The one tearing
through Sports X.
298
00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,761
Ah, we take it you
heard from Lance.
299
00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,755
Yeah, I know. He left me
a long, crazy-ass voicemail.
300
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,551
Kind of like an ex-girlfriend.
301
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,623
Can't underestimate that
dude, though. You feel me?
302
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,469
- Yeah.
- I'll be right back. Just two seconds.
303
00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:10,554
Listen. Listen, we got an amazing
plan in place, Parker, okay?
304
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,189
We want that to include you.
305
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:15,099
Next level shit.
Game-changing stuff, okay?
306
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,413
Parker, you can tell by the
way we handled that Coke deal,
307
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,461
we know what's up.
308
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,770
Listen. I know that we have a slightly
different vibe than you and your crew,
309
00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,810
but, I mean, we can
still feel you, you know?
310
00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,643
You think you can feel me, Joe?
311
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,640
Yeah, I can absolutely
feel you. Yeah.
312
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,651
Then what am I
feeling right now?
313
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,045
Uh...
314
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,446
Confused.
315
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,152
- Horny.
- Fuck. I should have said "horny."
316
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,319
I was gonna say it. I
was gonna say, "horny."
317
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,920
Parker, look, man, we
wanna continue to rep you,
318
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,762
and we're very confident that
we can do a great job for you.
319
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,495
Man, this ain't
pigskin, all right?
320
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,060
What makes you think you
know anything about what I do?
321
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,003
Oh, come on, man, when
those waves are firing,
322
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,384
and the energy's moving,
you're out there ripping your turns,
323
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,967
I know everything
about what you do.
324
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:58,841
Plus, I'm part Samoan. Come on.
325
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,436
This is a charming motherfucker.
326
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,913
Right? He's part Samoan.
327
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,225
- Of course he is.
- Must be something.
328
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:06,185
Look. We just want the opportunity
to keep working for you, you know?
329
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,584
Blow you the fuck up.
330
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,974
We're counting
on that happening.
331
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,285
I like you guys, all right?
332
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:13,622
I really do, so I'm gonna
be straight-up with you.
333
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,004
All right, I'm not
going with Lance.
334
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,291
All right. Fantastic.
335
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,763
- But?
- But I'm gonna chill,
336
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,299
go no reps for a while.
337
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,631
Just give us a couple months.
That's all. Couple months.
338
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,170
Stop begging. It's all good.
339
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,365
You change your mind,
you know where to find us.
340
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,683
- Appreciate that.
- You're welcome.
341
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:28,851
All right. I gotta go
get back to my friends.
342
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:29,934
- Go kick ass.
- Yeah.
343
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,136
- Yeah, so...
- Go.
344
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,042
- Appreciate it.
- Yep. All right, man.
345
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,603
- Take it easy.
- All right.
346
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:40,118
God damn it. I was
gonna say fucking "horny."
347
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:42,781
What... He's 19. Of
course he's horny.
348
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,292
There he is.
349
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,556
What's up?
350
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,559
You all right, T?
351
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,362
Yup. You had fun
with your He-Men?
352
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,029
Yeah, did good, man.
Got some good work in, too.
353
00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:00,015
So you should do your organs a
favor and put it on your to-do list.
354
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,974
It's on there, all the
way at the bottom.
355
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,703
Did you get any advice
for your comeback?
356
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,438
- Some.
- Like what?
357
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,210
Punch me in the face.
358
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,652
What?
359
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,465
Is it so hard to
understand what I just said?
360
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,424
I said, "Punch me in the face."
361
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:19,717
Nigga, you crazy.
362
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:20,992
You think I'm joking? I'm not.
363
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,771
You asked me what I
learned. This is what I learned.
364
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,406
Now punch me in the
face before I beat your ass.
365
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,454
Don't hit me!
366
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,132
Oh, shit. You okay?
367
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,108
Might be ready.
368
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,946
It's time to have a real
conversation with Amber.
369
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,710
You've lost your damn mind.
370
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,843
Forget Amber. You need to have
a real conversation with a shrink.
371
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,485
You all right?
372
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,760
God. Our lives are over.
373
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,730
That's a little alarmist, Joe.
374
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,232
Yeah, well, this
ain't good, man.
375
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:03,064
I figure, best-case scenario,
376
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:07,574
we sell Sports X at, what, a
7, 8 million dollar loss, right?
377
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,109
But most likely it's just
gonna bleed and bleed
378
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,441
like a tumor
hemorrhaging in my ass.
379
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,080
That's okay. We
got a solution for this.
380
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,946
We just gotta find it. Okay?
381
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:21,286
Lance was my contact. This
was my deal. I brought him in.
382
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,788
I misjudged it. I'm sorry.
383
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,120
Absolutely not.
This one's on me.
384
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,668
It's my bad, and I
never should've let us
385
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,251
get in this shit
in the first place.
386
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,592
No, no. No chance. No chance.
387
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,598
I take full responsibility.
388
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,759
I had to see Lance
for who he really was,
389
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,826
not who I wanted him to be.
390
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,634
But it was a little hard when
you're rolling at Burning Man
391
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,230
dressed up like
a fucking Martian
392
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,435
pretending to look
at art installations.
393
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:48,140
God damn it. Hearing that out
loud, my priorities are totally fucked.
394
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,058
Tell you what my old
man used to tell me...
395
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:53,678
Hey, Spencer, Spencer.
Save it, okay? Save it.
396
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,312
I've listened to
all your stories
397
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,948
about your old man and
your brother and the...
398
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,858
I just... I just... I
don't have a family.
399
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,589
I don't have a family.
400
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,097
You know, I was an only
child. Both my parents are gone.
401
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,430
And, to make matters
worse, I killed my wife.
402
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,971
You did, didn't you?
403
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,515
I was just trying to
get your attention
404
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,099
with a big headline,
like you usually do.
405
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:19,202
"I'm an addict. I come from poverty,
and my brother committed hara-kiri..."
406
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,712
Don't fucking mock
my stories, man.
407
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:21,873
- I'm not.
- It's fucked up.
408
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,508
I'm just trying to tell you.
I'm not a former All-Pro.
409
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:28,612
I don't have 23-inch biceps
and a fucking horse cock.
410
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,753
I'm just speculating.
411
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,954
I had this, man. I had this.
412
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,790
This was my chance
to be the man.
413
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,997
You got two things
you're great at.
414
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,194
Yeah, what's that?
415
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,134
Fearlessness and self-awareness.
416
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,899
Don't overestimate me, pal.
417
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,134
If you like those qualities,
you can have them at cost
418
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,385
- because they don't mean shit to me.
- No. There's no need.
419
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:54,369
You've already given them to me,
Joe, just by showing me the way.
420
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:58,882
You've made me aware enough
to realize that I overreacted,
421
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,749
and I shouldn't
have clipped Lance.
422
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,388
And I'm gonna go
apologize to him.
423
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,817
Are you fucking
with me right now?
424
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,486
I wish I was.
425
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,424
Have I told you
lately that I love you?
426
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:12,931
Every day.
427
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,765
Babe.
428
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:18,662
Babe.
429
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,138
Yo, I'm in here.
430
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:21,831
Hi, sweetie.
431
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,069
What are you reading?
432
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,109
Sheryl Sandberg's Lean In.
433
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:26,807
I love that book.
434
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:28,744
Doubt you read it.
435
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:32,444
I haven't, but I support it, you
know, women empowerment,
436
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,179
females in the
workplace, sisterhood.
437
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:39,448
Exactly. So what's up
with the Chanel box?
438
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,958
- Oh, this?
- Yeah.
439
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:42,393
Just a little
something I got you.
440
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,485
For real?
441
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:44,858
Aww.
442
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,456
How sweet of you. Babe...
443
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:53,165
- It's beautiful.
- Do you like it?
444
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,135
I'd say you shouldn't have,
but you really should have,
445
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,988
and don't think this is getting you a
blowjob anytime soon, by the way.
446
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,344
Babe, come on.
447
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,191
Are you ready to admit
that you were wrong?
448
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,116
That that girl shouldn't
have been on the boat?
449
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,153
And by you staying
silent, you're an enabler.
450
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,664
Might as well be
fucking her yourself.
451
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,157
Whoa. How did this
become about me?
452
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,987
Because it is. You're complicit.
That's what you're not getting.
453
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,426
You're right. I don't.
454
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,896
I didn't, but what you
don't get is this is business.
455
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:22,163
Kisan's not my friend. He's
my client, that you put on blast,
456
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,999
and I can't even get him on
the phone until you fix this.
457
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,064
Sheryl would understand.
She's worth a billion.
458
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,234
Right. I hope you're not
asking me to apologize.
459
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,801
Of course not. I would
never. I want you to lie.
460
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:37,774
- Fuck you.
- Babe, just... Call Tiffany,
461
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,115
tell her that you
invited Tasha. Please.
462
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,382
It's just business.
It's my business.
463
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:44,820
Please.
464
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,551
He hasn't missed a beat.
465
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,994
This guy's already
operating at full strength.
466
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,264
I wish he had been like
this with us in the first place.
467
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,598
Yeah, well, getting fired
can be a great motivator.
468
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,604
Trust me. I've been cut
on several occasions.
469
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,163
Oh, I'll keep that in mind,
but I like my current job.
470
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,765
I wanna keep it.
471
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,221
- Hey. What's up, guys?
- Yeah, what's up?
472
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,770
What happened to
our call back, Nyjah?
473
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,372
Oh, man, I was out car shopping.
474
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,543
Car shopping? Don't you
have, like, 16 cars already?
475
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,211
Yeah, bro. I
needed a yellow one.
476
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,553
Yeah, you do. Fuck your cars.
477
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,918
Fucking bullies.
478
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:20,869
You know, that
kid really can skate.
479
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,057
Yeah, Joe, I'm getting ready to do
something incredibly uncomfortable,
480
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,860
so please don't speak.
481
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,093
Okay. Forgiving is living.
482
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:29,797
Let's do this.
483
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:34,572
Oh, no. Oh, wow. This
is... This is amazing.
484
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,165
I knew I'd see you guys again,
485
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,143
but I assumed it would
be in a court of law.
486
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,721
Yeah, well, that would
make the lawyers rich.
487
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,475
I'd rather concentrate
on making me rich.
488
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,675
- You're rich in spirit.
- Thank you, Joe.
489
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,412
Although, it is
a little bit evil.
490
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,683
Now how's life at the chocolate
factory without Willy Wonka?
491
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,155
Augustus Gloop, did you?
492
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:53,317
I gotta give it to you,
Lance. I'm really impressed.
493
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:54,758
You really turned it up a notch.
494
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,193
Shit's popping off here.
495
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,731
- People often underestimate me.
- That's why I'm here.
496
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,426
I wanna tell you
that I've overreacted,
497
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:01,865
and I was wrong to assume
498
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,563
that we didn't need
you, and I apologize.
499
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,905
I'm sorry. Would you
say that again, please?
500
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:11,744
I said, I apologize to you.
501
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:12,964
You were wrong, weren't you?
502
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,589
- He just said it. Lance...
- It's all right.
503
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,047
Now, well, listen. I'm allowed
504
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:19,085
to enjoy the moment
a little bit, aren't I?
505
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:23,247
To bask in the vitamin-D-giving
rays of your apology
506
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,917
just for a moment to feel it?
507
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:27,186
What? That makes me terrible?
508
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:30,624
To put it bluntly, Lance,
we can't do this without you.
509
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,857
I appreciate your
acknowledgment, Spencer.
510
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,595
It's a little late, but it's a
step in the right direction.
511
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:38,300
I am so impressed
with this guy right here.
512
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:41,363
Constantly improving
right before my very eyes.
513
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,038
So what do you say?
514
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,391
I mean, are you gonna
come back to work with us?
515
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,847
We'll make it fun for you.
We'll stay out of your way.
516
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,927
Well, that is a
very nice little offer,
517
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,614
but I think I've got
an even nicer one.
518
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,986
- What's that?
- I got new financing,
519
00:20:57,056 --> 00:21:00,993
as even you can surely deduce
from all this bustling activity.
520
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,289
So how about this?
521
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:06,992
I buy my company back from
you at 50 cents on the dollar,
522
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,728
and you go back to
what you're good at,
523
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,702
football and finance.
524
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:16,172
Have a little moment, a
tête-à-tête. Mull it over.
525
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,311
So what are you thinking?
526
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,482
As much as I hate
this motherfucker,
527
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:25,609
and as much as I hate
telling you this right now,
528
00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,243
I think we should
take the offer.
529
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,413
- Cut our loss.
- Losses, plural.
530
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:31,366
- Ticktock, ticktock, fellows.
- Remember? A lot of them.
531
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,881
This is a sunset clause.
532
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:36,627
Let's take the offer, get the
fuck out of here, Joe. Come on.
533
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:40,928
Yeah. Listen, hey, may I run
point on the negotiations from here?
534
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,697
- Take us home.
- All right.
535
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:49,533
So how about
you take that offer,
536
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:52,009
and you stick it straight
up your fucking ass?
537
00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:54,542
That's a little reactive.
538
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:56,707
It's the only way
I like to be, really.
539
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,216
Fuck you.
540
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:01,012
Fuck you. No sale.
541
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,726
Okay, well, you guys
are making a mistake.
542
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,020
You know you guys
have got nothing, right?
543
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,820
You got a couple
pieces of whack talent
544
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,952
and a moderately
successful surf channel.
545
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,894
Without me, you got nothing.
546
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,192
I know, but it's what we do.
547
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,631
We make it work.
548
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:17,199
I am Sports X.
549
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,056
Rough day at the office?
550
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:46,927
- Brutal.
- Hmm.
551
00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:48,765
Tell me about it.
552
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,894
I had a client
convicted of murder.
553
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:56,238
Well, guess my day
wasn't so bad after all.
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