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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:37,208 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. 2 00:00:37,708 --> 00:00:39,208 I have gathered here before me... 3 00:00:39,708 --> 00:00:42,208 the world's deadliest assassins... 4 00:00:42,708 --> 00:00:48,208 and yet each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. 5 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:52,208 That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry... 6 00:00:52,708 --> 00:00:54,208 Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. 7 00:00:54,709 --> 00:00:57,209 And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... 8 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:59,209 people die! 9 00:01:06,709 --> 00:01:09,209 Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? 10 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:19,210 Mustafa, Frau Farbissina... 11 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:22,210 I spared your lives because I need you... 12 00:01:22,710 --> 00:01:25,210 to help me rid the world of Britain's top secret agent... 13 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:29,210 the only man who can stop me now. 14 00:01:29,711 --> 00:01:32,211 We must kill Austin Powers! 15 00:02:11,713 --> 00:02:14,213 Come on, babies. Work with me, people. 16 00:02:14,713 --> 00:02:15,213 Show me love. 17 00:02:18,713 --> 00:02:20,213 Great, baby! 18 00:02:21,713 --> 00:02:23,214 Oh, behave. 19 00:02:24,714 --> 00:02:26,214 It's Austin Powers! 20 00:02:47,715 --> 00:02:50,215 It's Austin Powers! 21 00:03:42,718 --> 00:03:44,218 Hello, Mrs. Kensington. 22 00:03:46,718 --> 00:03:49,219 Why don't you ever model for me? 23 00:03:49,719 --> 00:03:53,219 You know how Mr. Kensington feels about that. 24 00:03:53,719 --> 00:03:55,219 Oh, behave. 25 00:03:57,719 --> 00:03:59,219 Yeah, baby! 26 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,220 I'm Basil Exposition with British lntelligence. 27 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,220 We have just received word that Dr. Evil... 28 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,220 is planning a trap for you tonight... 29 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:19,220 at the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swinger's Club... 30 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:20,220 here in swinging London. 31 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,220 We'll be there. 32 00:04:39,721 --> 00:04:42,222 There you go. Come on, baby. 33 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:52,222 Austin, it's a swinging shindig. 34 00:04:52,722 --> 00:04:55,222 It's my happening, baby, and it freaks me out! 35 00:04:55,722 --> 00:04:58,222 Yeah, man! 36 00:05:17,724 --> 00:05:18,224 Can I get you a drink? 37 00:05:18,724 --> 00:05:19,224 Sure! 38 00:05:19,724 --> 00:05:22,224 Austin, we've got to look for Dr. Evil. 39 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,224 Wait. I've got an idea. 40 00:05:27,724 --> 00:05:30,224 Austin! Why on earth did you hit that woman? 41 00:05:30,724 --> 00:05:31,224 Let me show you, baby. 42 00:05:31,724 --> 00:05:33,224 That ain't no woman. 43 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:36,225 It's a man, man. 44 00:05:38,725 --> 00:05:40,225 One of Dr. Evil's assassins. 45 00:05:41,725 --> 00:05:43,225 Look out! He's got a knife! 46 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:50,225 Good work, Mrs. Kensington. 47 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:51,226 Get up! 48 00:05:52,726 --> 00:05:55,226 Where's Dr. Evil? 49 00:05:55,726 --> 00:05:56,226 Where is he? 50 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:00,226 There's the bastard. 51 00:06:02,726 --> 00:06:04,226 Let's go. 52 00:06:04,726 --> 00:06:05,226 Coming through. 53 00:06:10,727 --> 00:06:12,227 I've got you now, Dr. Evil. 54 00:06:12,727 --> 00:06:13,227 Not this time. 55 00:06:14,727 --> 00:06:16,227 Come, Mr. Bigglesworth! 56 00:06:16,727 --> 00:06:19,227 See you in the future, Mr. Powers. 57 00:06:24,727 --> 00:06:27,228 My God! He's freezing himself. 58 00:06:53,729 --> 00:06:55,229 And so Dr. Evil escaped... 59 00:06:55,729 --> 00:06:58,229 and had himself cryogenically frozen... 60 00:06:58,729 --> 00:07:01,230 to return when free love no longer reigned... 61 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:03,230 and greed and corruption ruled again. 62 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:21,231 Commander Gilmour? 63 00:07:21,731 --> 00:07:23,231 Speaking. 64 00:07:23,731 --> 00:07:25,231 This is Ritter in Sou-west Com Three. 65 00:07:25,731 --> 00:07:27,231 We have a potential bogey with erratic vectoring... 66 00:07:27,731 --> 00:07:29,231 and an unorthodox entry angle. 67 00:07:29,731 --> 00:07:31,231 What are you saying, son? 68 00:07:31,731 --> 00:07:35,231 It appears to be in the shape of a Big Boy. 69 00:07:35,731 --> 00:07:37,232 Good God. He's back. 70 00:07:37,732 --> 00:07:40,232 In many ways, the Big Boy never left, sir. 71 00:07:40,732 --> 00:07:43,232 He's always offered the same high-quality meals... 72 00:07:43,732 --> 00:07:44,232 at competitive prices. 73 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:45,232 Shut up. 74 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:47,232 Shall I scramble Tac HQ for an intercept? 75 00:07:47,732 --> 00:07:49,232 What's its current position? 76 00:07:49,732 --> 00:07:52,232 I'm presently tracking it over Nevada. 77 00:07:52,732 --> 00:07:54,233 Oh, my God! The Big Boy's gone. 78 00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:56,233 Listen, son... 79 00:07:56,733 --> 00:07:59,233 I want you to forget what you saw here today. 80 00:07:59,733 --> 00:08:03,233 Phillips, call the President. 81 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:07,233 Prepare the jet, bring my overnight bag... 82 00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:10,233 and feed my fish. 83 00:08:10,733 --> 00:08:12,234 Not too much. 84 00:08:13,734 --> 00:08:16,234 I'm off to London, England. 85 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:23,234 Powers volunteered to have himself frozen... 86 00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:26,234 in case Dr. Evil should ever return. 87 00:08:26,734 --> 00:08:28,234 I hope your boy's up to it. 88 00:08:28,735 --> 00:08:33,235 We don't want to have to bail you out again like after WW ll. 89 00:08:35,735 --> 00:08:37,235 This is our celebrity vault. 90 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:50,236 Please. 91 00:08:50,736 --> 00:08:52,236 Who is this Austin Powers? 92 00:08:52,736 --> 00:08:55,236 The ultimate gentleman spy-- irresistible to women... 93 00:08:55,736 --> 00:09:01,236 deadly to his enemies, a legend in his own time. 94 00:09:01,736 --> 00:09:05,237 Attention. Stage one: laser cutting begins. 95 00:09:07,737 --> 00:09:09,237 Laser cutting complete. 96 00:09:20,738 --> 00:09:25,238 Stage two: warm liquid goo phase beginning. 97 00:09:28,738 --> 00:09:31,238 Warm liquid goo phase complete. 98 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:36,238 Stage three: reanimation beginning. 99 00:09:38,739 --> 00:09:40,239 Reanimation complete. 100 00:09:43,739 --> 00:09:48,239 Stage four: cleansing beginning. 101 00:09:52,739 --> 00:09:54,239 Cleansing complete. 102 00:10:17,741 --> 00:10:22,241 Stage five: evacuation beginning. 103 00:10:51,743 --> 00:10:52,243 Evacuation comp-- 104 00:11:21,744 --> 00:11:22,244 Where am l? 105 00:11:22,744 --> 00:11:26,245 In the Ministry of Defense. 106 00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:28,245 It's 1997. 107 00:11:28,745 --> 00:11:31,245 You've been cryogenically frozen for 30 years. 108 00:11:31,745 --> 00:11:33,245 Who are these people? 109 00:11:33,745 --> 00:11:34,245 The shouting is a temporary side effect... 110 00:11:34,745 --> 00:11:36,245 of the unfreezing process. 111 00:11:36,745 --> 00:11:39,245 Yes. I'm having difficulty controlling... 112 00:11:39,745 --> 00:11:41,246 the volume of my voice! 113 00:11:41,746 --> 00:11:44,246 This is Commander Gilmour, U.S. Strategic Command... 114 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:48,246 and General Borschevsky, Russian lntelligence. 115 00:11:48,746 --> 00:11:51,246 Are you mad? 116 00:11:51,746 --> 00:11:53,246 A lot's happened since you were frozen. 117 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,246 The cold war's over. 118 00:11:55,746 --> 00:11:59,247 Finally, those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes. 119 00:11:59,747 --> 00:12:01,247 Eh, comrades? 120 00:12:01,747 --> 00:12:03,247 Austin, we won. 121 00:12:03,747 --> 00:12:07,247 Groovy. Smashing. Yay, capitalism. 122 00:12:09,747 --> 00:12:12,247 Mr. Powers, the president's quite concerned. 123 00:12:12,747 --> 00:12:14,247 We've got a madman on the loose in Nevada. 124 00:12:17,748 --> 00:12:18,248 When do I begin? 125 00:12:18,748 --> 00:12:19,248 Immediately. 126 00:12:19,748 --> 00:12:21,248 You'll be working with Miss Kensington. 127 00:12:21,748 --> 00:12:24,248 Mrs. Kensington! 128 00:12:24,748 --> 00:12:28,248 Austin, Mrs. Kensington has long since retired. 129 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:32,248 Miss Kensington is her daughter. 130 00:12:32,749 --> 00:12:33,249 Here she is. 131 00:12:36,749 --> 00:12:40,249 Vanessa is one of our top agents. 132 00:12:45,749 --> 00:12:49,249 My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body... 133 00:12:49,749 --> 00:12:52,250 and I bet she shags like a minx. 134 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:56,250 How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process... 135 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,250 I have no inner monologue? 136 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:05,250 I hope I didn't say that out loud just now. 137 00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:12,251 Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties. 138 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,251 A lot's changed since 1967. 139 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:18,251 No doubt, luv, but as long as people... 140 00:13:18,751 --> 00:13:20,251 are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners... 141 00:13:20,751 --> 00:13:21,251 without protection... 142 00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:25,252 while experimenting with mind-expanding drugs... 143 00:13:25,752 --> 00:13:27,252 in a consequence-free environment... 144 00:13:27,752 --> 00:13:29,252 I'll be sound as a pound. 145 00:13:33,752 --> 00:13:36,252 Danger Powers' personal effects. 146 00:13:36,752 --> 00:13:39,252 Actually, my name is Austin Powers. 147 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,252 It says here Name--Danger Powers." 148 00:13:44,753 --> 00:13:46,253 Danger's my middle name. 149 00:13:47,753 --> 00:13:50,253 Austin Danger Powers-- 150 00:13:50,753 --> 00:13:53,253 one blue crushed velvet suit... 151 00:13:53,753 --> 00:13:54,253 Hey, all right. 152 00:13:54,753 --> 00:13:56,253 One frilly lace cravat... 153 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,253 There it is. 154 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:01,254 One silver medallion with male" symbol... 155 00:14:01,754 --> 00:14:03,254 one pair of ltalian boots... 156 00:14:03,754 --> 00:14:05,254 Buon giorno, boys. 157 00:14:05,754 --> 00:14:06,254 One vinyl record album... 158 00:14:06,754 --> 00:14:10,254 Burt Bacharach plays his hits... 159 00:14:10,754 --> 00:14:15,254 one Swedish-made penis enlarger pump... 160 00:14:17,755 --> 00:14:18,255 That's not mine. 161 00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:23,255 One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger... 162 00:14:23,755 --> 00:14:25,255 signed by Austin Powers. 163 00:14:25,755 --> 00:14:27,255 I'm telling you, baby, that's not mine. 164 00:14:27,755 --> 00:14:30,255 One warranty card for Swedish- made penis enlarger pump... 165 00:14:30,755 --> 00:14:34,255 filled out by Austin Powers. 166 00:14:34,755 --> 00:14:36,256 I don't even know what this is. 167 00:14:36,756 --> 00:14:38,256 This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby. 168 00:14:38,756 --> 00:14:42,256 One book: Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pumps And Me... 169 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:45,256 (This sort of thing is my bag, baby)... 170 00:14:45,756 --> 00:14:47,256 by Austin Powers. 171 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:50,256 Just sign the form. 172 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,256 Don't get heavy, man. 173 00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:55,257 I'll sign it, just to get things moving. 174 00:14:55,757 --> 00:14:57,257 You're all right, baby. 175 00:14:57,757 --> 00:14:59,257 Listen, Mr. Powers. 176 00:14:59,757 --> 00:15:01,257 I look forward to working with you... 177 00:15:01,757 --> 00:15:04,257 but do me a favor and stop calling me baby. 178 00:15:04,757 --> 00:15:07,257 You can address me as... Agent Kensington. 179 00:15:07,757 --> 00:15:09,257 Oh, come on. 180 00:15:10,758 --> 00:15:12,258 All right, then...Vanessa. 181 00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:14,258 Was that so hard? 182 00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:17,258 Come along. We have to leave immediately. 183 00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:20,258 We preserved your private jet just as you left it. 184 00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:22,258 It's waiting at Heathrow Airport. 185 00:15:22,758 --> 00:15:25,258 My jumbo jet! Smashing, baby! 186 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,259 Sorry. 187 00:15:33,759 --> 00:15:34,259 Quickly. 188 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:36,259 Come on, lad. Let's go. 189 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,260 Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. 190 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,260 It's been 30 years, but I'm back. 191 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,260 Everything's gone perfectly to plan... 192 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,261 except for one small flaw-- 193 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:05,261 due to a technical error by my henchman Mustafa... 194 00:16:05,761 --> 00:16:09,261 complications arose in the unfreezing process. 195 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,261 But my design was perfect. 196 00:16:12,761 --> 00:16:14,261 Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth! 197 00:16:16,761 --> 00:16:19,261 But, Dr. Evil, we were unable to anticipate... 198 00:16:19,762 --> 00:16:22,262 feline complications to the reanimation process-- 199 00:16:23,762 --> 00:16:24,262 Silence! 200 00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:34,262 Let this be a reminder to you all... 201 00:16:34,762 --> 00:16:38,263 that this organization will not tolerate failure. 202 00:16:42,763 --> 00:16:46,263 Let's get down to business. 203 00:16:50,763 --> 00:16:52,263 We've got a lot of work to do. 204 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:54,263 Somebody help me! 205 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:58,264 I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned. 206 00:17:00,764 --> 00:17:01,264 Some of you I know... 207 00:17:01,764 --> 00:17:04,264 some of you I'm meeting for the first time. 208 00:17:04,764 --> 00:17:07,264 Hello up there! Anyone! 209 00:17:07,764 --> 00:17:11,264 Could someone call an ambulance? I'm in quite a lot of pain. 210 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,265 You've all been gathered here to form-- 211 00:17:14,765 --> 00:17:17,265 Excuse me. 212 00:17:17,765 --> 00:17:18,265 He's down there. 213 00:17:18,765 --> 00:17:22,265 No, not dead--burned. Badly. 214 00:17:27,765 --> 00:17:29,265 If somebody could open the retrieval hatch down here... 215 00:17:30,766 --> 00:17:32,266 I could get out. 216 00:17:32,766 --> 00:17:33,266 I designed this device myself-- 217 00:17:34,766 --> 00:17:38,266 Good. I'm glad you found me. Listen... 218 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:42,266 I'm very badly burned, so if you could just-- 219 00:17:42,766 --> 00:17:44,266 You shot me! 220 00:17:44,766 --> 00:17:45,266 Moving on-- 221 00:17:45,766 --> 00:17:48,267 You shot me right in the arm! 222 00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:04,267 Let me go around the table and introduce everyone. 223 00:18:04,768 --> 00:18:05,268 Frau Farbissina-- 224 00:18:05,768 --> 00:18:09,268 founder of the militant wing of the Salvation Army. 225 00:18:09,768 --> 00:18:16,268 Random Task--Korean ex-wrestler, evil handyman extraordinaire. 226 00:18:16,768 --> 00:18:19,268 Show them what you do. 227 00:18:33,769 --> 00:18:36,269 Patty O'Brien-- ex-lrish assassin. 228 00:18:36,769 --> 00:18:38,269 His trademark-- a superstitious man... 229 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:42,270 he leaves a tiny keepsake from his good luck bracelet... 230 00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:44,270 on every victim he kills. 231 00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:46,270 Scotland Yard would love to get their hands... 232 00:18:46,770 --> 00:18:48,270 on that piece of evidence. 233 00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:52,270 They're always after me lucky charms. 234 00:18:56,771 --> 00:19:00,271 Why does everyone always laugh when I say that? 235 00:19:00,771 --> 00:19:03,271 They are after me lucky charms! 236 00:19:03,771 --> 00:19:05,271 What? 237 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:08,271 It's a television commercial... 238 00:19:08,771 --> 00:19:11,271 with this cartoon leprechaun... 239 00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:13,271 and all of these children are trying to chase him-- 240 00:19:13,771 --> 00:19:15,272 Hey, leprechaun man! 241 00:19:15,772 --> 00:19:18,272 Won't you give your Lucky Charms?" 242 00:19:18,772 --> 00:19:21,272 And there's all these tiny bits of marshmallows... 243 00:19:21,772 --> 00:19:23,272 stuck right in the cereal... 244 00:19:23,772 --> 00:19:25,272 so that when the kids eat them, they think... 245 00:19:25,772 --> 00:19:27,272 Oh, this is candy. I'm having fun!" 246 00:19:30,772 --> 00:19:33,273 Finally, we come to my number-two man. 247 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,273 His name... 248 00:19:35,773 --> 00:19:36,273 Number Two. 249 00:19:36,773 --> 00:19:39,273 For 30 years, Number Two has run Virtucon... 250 00:19:39,773 --> 00:19:42,273 the legitimate face of my evil empire. 251 00:19:44,773 --> 00:19:47,273 Dr. Evil, over the last 30 years... 252 00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:50,274 Virtucon has grown by leaps and bounds. 253 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:55,274 About 15 years ago, we changed from volatile chemicals... 254 00:19:55,774 --> 00:19:58,274 to the communications industry. 255 00:19:58,774 --> 00:20:01,274 We own cable companies in 38 states. 256 00:20:01,774 --> 00:20:04,274 We own a steel mill in Cleveland... 257 00:20:04,774 --> 00:20:07,275 shipping in Texas, oil refineries in Seattle... 258 00:20:07,775 --> 00:20:09,275 and a factory in Chicago... 259 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,275 that makes miniature models of factories. 260 00:20:12,775 --> 00:20:14,275 Naturally. 261 00:20:14,775 --> 00:20:15,275 Gentlemen... 262 00:20:18,775 --> 00:20:19,275 I have a plan. 263 00:20:29,776 --> 00:20:31,276 It's called blackmail. 264 00:20:31,776 --> 00:20:34,276 As you know, the royal family of Britain... 265 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:37,276 are the wealthiest landowners in the world. 266 00:20:37,776 --> 00:20:39,276 Either the royal family pays us... 267 00:20:39,776 --> 00:20:41,276 an exorbitant amount of money... 268 00:20:41,777 --> 00:20:44,277 or we make it seem that Prince Charles... 269 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,277 has had an affair outside of marriage... 270 00:20:46,777 --> 00:20:50,277 and therefore, would have to divorce. 271 00:20:52,777 --> 00:20:54,277 Prince Charles did have an affair... 272 00:20:54,777 --> 00:20:57,277 he admitted it, and they are now divorced. 273 00:20:57,777 --> 00:21:01,278 OK, people, you have to tell me these things. 274 00:21:01,778 --> 00:21:05,278 I've been frozen for 30 years. 275 00:21:05,778 --> 00:21:07,278 Throw me a frickin' bone here. 276 00:21:07,778 --> 00:21:11,278 I'm the boss. Need the info. 277 00:21:11,778 --> 00:21:13,278 No problem. 278 00:21:13,778 --> 00:21:15,278 Here's my second plan. 279 00:21:15,778 --> 00:21:18,279 In the sixties, I developed a weather-changing machine... 280 00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:22,279 a sophisticated heat beam which we called a laser." 281 00:21:22,779 --> 00:21:25,279 Using these lasers," we punch a hole... 282 00:21:26,779 --> 00:21:28,279 in the protective layer around the world... 283 00:21:28,779 --> 00:21:31,279 which we call the ozone" layer. 284 00:21:31,779 --> 00:21:35,280 Slowly, ultraviolet rays would pour in... 285 00:21:35,780 --> 00:21:38,280 increasing the risk of skin cancer. 286 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:45,280 That is, unless the world pays us a hefty ransom. 287 00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:53,281 That also already has happened. 288 00:21:53,781 --> 00:21:55,281 Shit. 289 00:21:57,781 --> 00:21:59,281 Hell, let's just do what we always do-- 290 00:21:59,781 --> 00:22:03,281 hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. 291 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,281 Gentlemen, it's come to my attention... 292 00:22:05,781 --> 00:22:07,281 a breakaway Russian republic, Kreplachistan... 293 00:22:07,781 --> 00:22:10,282 is about to transfer a nuclear warhead... 294 00:22:10,782 --> 00:22:12,282 to the United Nations in a few days. 295 00:22:12,782 --> 00:22:14,282 Here's the plan. 296 00:22:14,782 --> 00:22:19,282 We get the warhead and hold the world ransom for... 297 00:22:19,782 --> 00:22:22,282 one million dollars! 298 00:22:25,782 --> 00:22:28,283 Don't you think we should maybe ask... 299 00:22:28,783 --> 00:22:30,283 for more than a million dollars? 300 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:34,283 A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. 301 00:22:34,783 --> 00:22:37,283 Virtucon alone makes over $9 billion a year. 302 00:22:37,783 --> 00:22:39,283 Really? 303 00:22:39,783 --> 00:22:41,283 That's a lot more. 304 00:22:41,783 --> 00:22:42,283 OK, then. 305 00:22:42,783 --> 00:22:46,284 We hold the world ransom for... 306 00:22:46,784 --> 00:22:51,284 one hundred billion dollars! 307 00:22:55,784 --> 00:22:57,284 Pretty groovy jumbo jet, eh? 308 00:22:57,784 --> 00:22:59,284 When you see this jet a-rockin'... 309 00:22:59,784 --> 00:23:01,285 don't come a-knockin', baby! 310 00:23:02,785 --> 00:23:04,285 I'm going to need you to sign these release forms. 311 00:23:04,785 --> 00:23:05,285 Release forms? 312 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,285 You're not officially working for Ministry of Defense... 313 00:23:08,785 --> 00:23:11,285 and these forms indemnify the ministry against... 314 00:23:11,785 --> 00:23:13,285 any mishaps that may occur in the line of duty. 315 00:23:13,785 --> 00:23:15,285 Mishaps? But isn't that what being... 316 00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:19,286 an international man of mystery's all about? 317 00:23:19,786 --> 00:23:24,286 Name--Austin...Danger Powers. 318 00:23:24,786 --> 00:23:27,286 Sex--yes, please! 319 00:23:27,786 --> 00:23:29,286 How does a hot chick like you... 320 00:23:29,786 --> 00:23:32,286 end up working at the Ministry of Defense? 321 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,286 Well, I went to Oxford... 322 00:23:35,786 --> 00:23:37,287 where I excelled in several subjects... 323 00:23:37,787 --> 00:23:40,287 but I ended up specializing in foreign languages. 324 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:41,287 I really wanted to travel. 325 00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:43,287 You know, sort of see the world? 326 00:23:43,787 --> 00:23:44,287 That's fascinating. 327 00:23:45,787 --> 00:23:47,287 Why don't we go in the back and shag? 328 00:23:47,787 --> 00:23:48,287 What? 329 00:23:48,787 --> 00:23:49,287 I've been frozen for 30 years. 330 00:23:49,787 --> 00:23:52,287 I've gotta see if my bits and pieces are still working. 331 00:23:52,787 --> 00:23:53,287 Excuse me? 332 00:23:53,788 --> 00:23:55,288 My wedding tackle. 333 00:23:55,788 --> 00:23:56,288 I'm sorry-- 334 00:23:56,788 --> 00:23:58,288 My meat and two veg, my twig and berries. 335 00:23:58,788 --> 00:24:00,288 Hello, lads, you still awake? 336 00:24:00,788 --> 00:24:02,288 Mr. Powers, please. 337 00:24:02,788 --> 00:24:05,288 I'd appreciate it if you could concentrate on our mission... 338 00:24:05,788 --> 00:24:08,288 and give your libido a rest. 339 00:24:11,789 --> 00:24:13,289 Can I show you something? 340 00:24:27,789 --> 00:24:31,290 I won't bite...hard. 341 00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:37,290 All right. 342 00:24:39,790 --> 00:24:42,290 Let me ask you a question, and be honest. 343 00:24:44,790 --> 00:24:46,291 Do I make you horny? 344 00:24:46,791 --> 00:24:47,291 Randy? 345 00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:54,291 I hope this is part of the unfreezing process. 346 00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:56,291 Oh, turbulence! Look at that! 347 00:24:56,791 --> 00:24:59,291 I've gone over! 348 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,291 Oh, I fell over again! 349 00:25:03,792 --> 00:25:06,292 I will never have sex with you, ever! 350 00:25:06,792 --> 00:25:07,292 If you were the last man on Earth... 351 00:25:08,792 --> 00:25:09,292 and I was the last woman on Earth... 352 00:25:10,792 --> 00:25:11,292 and the future of the human race... 353 00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:14,292 depended on our having sex simply for procreation... 354 00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:16,292 I still would not have sex with you. 355 00:25:16,792 --> 00:25:19,292 What's your point? 356 00:25:37,793 --> 00:25:39,294 Remember when we froze your semen? 357 00:25:39,794 --> 00:25:42,294 You said if it didn't look like you were coming back... 358 00:25:42,794 --> 00:25:44,294 we should try to make you a son... 359 00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:46,294 so that a part of you could live forever. 360 00:25:46,794 --> 00:25:47,294 Sure. 361 00:25:47,794 --> 00:25:53,294 After a couple of years, we got a little impatient. 362 00:25:53,794 --> 00:25:57,295 Dr. Evil, I want you to meet your son. 363 00:25:57,795 --> 00:25:58,295 My son? 364 00:26:00,795 --> 00:26:01,295 Scott! 365 00:26:13,796 --> 00:26:15,296 I'm your father. 366 00:26:21,796 --> 00:26:23,296 I haven't seen you my whole life... 367 00:26:23,796 --> 00:26:27,296 and now you come back and just expect a relationship? 368 00:26:27,796 --> 00:26:29,296 I hate you. 369 00:26:32,797 --> 00:26:33,297 What? 370 00:26:33,797 --> 00:26:35,297 Could I have a hug? 371 00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:39,297 -Give me a hug. -No way. 372 00:26:39,797 --> 00:26:40,297 I'm not coming over there. 373 00:26:41,797 --> 00:26:42,297 -Let's go. -Forget it. 374 00:26:42,797 --> 00:26:44,297 -Pronto. -What are you doing? 375 00:26:44,797 --> 00:26:47,297 I'm with it. I'm hip. 376 00:27:01,798 --> 00:27:04,298 Don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein. 377 00:27:04,798 --> 00:27:05,298 Give your father a hug. 378 00:27:05,799 --> 00:27:07,299 Hey, don't touch me! 379 00:27:07,799 --> 00:27:10,299 Hug... 380 00:27:10,799 --> 00:27:12,299 Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho! 381 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,300 Viva Las Vegas, baby! 382 00:27:43,801 --> 00:27:45,301 Welcome to Las Vegas, sir. 383 00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:52,301 So, which side of the bed do you want? 384 00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:54,301 You're sleeping on the sofa. 385 00:27:54,801 --> 00:27:57,301 In fact, I'd like to remind you... 386 00:27:58,802 --> 00:27:59,302 that the only reason we're sharing a room... 387 00:28:00,802 --> 00:28:01,302 is to keep up the context... 388 00:28:01,802 --> 00:28:02,302 that we're a married couple on vacation. 389 00:28:03,802 --> 00:28:07,302 Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? 390 00:28:07,802 --> 00:28:08,302 How do you like to do it? 391 00:28:08,802 --> 00:28:09,302 Do you like to wash up first... 392 00:28:10,802 --> 00:28:12,302 you know, top and tails, whore's bath? 393 00:28:13,802 --> 00:28:15,303 Before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage... 394 00:28:15,803 --> 00:28:18,303 a bit of a how's-your-father. 395 00:28:19,803 --> 00:28:20,303 I'm just joking. 396 00:28:20,803 --> 00:28:23,303 I'm just trying to get a rise out of you... 397 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:25,303 for shits and giggles. 398 00:28:25,803 --> 00:28:27,303 Let's unpack. 399 00:28:33,804 --> 00:28:35,304 Blimey... 400 00:28:35,804 --> 00:28:36,304 nerd alert! 401 00:28:51,805 --> 00:28:52,305 How did this get in here? 402 00:28:52,805 --> 00:28:55,305 Somebody's playing a prank on me. 403 00:28:55,805 --> 00:28:57,305 Honestly, it's not mine. 404 00:28:57,805 --> 00:29:00,305 Hey, Americans! 405 00:29:00,805 --> 00:29:01,305 Enjoy that wine. 406 00:29:02,805 --> 00:29:03,305 There you are. 407 00:29:03,805 --> 00:29:04,305 Do I know you? 408 00:29:04,805 --> 00:29:06,305 No, but that's where you are. You're there. 409 00:29:06,805 --> 00:29:09,306 Viva Las Vegas, baby. 410 00:29:11,806 --> 00:29:14,306 There's a company in Las Vegas called Virtucon... 411 00:29:14,806 --> 00:29:16,306 which we think may be linked to Dr. Evil. 412 00:29:16,806 --> 00:29:20,306 Plenty of Virtucon executives are gambling in this casino. 413 00:29:20,806 --> 00:29:22,306 Smashing. Let's go. 414 00:29:22,806 --> 00:29:24,306 There's one over there. 415 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:25,307 Changing a thousand. 416 00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:28,307 Excuse me. 417 00:29:32,807 --> 00:29:34,307 Do you mind if I join you? 418 00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:35,307 Not at all. 419 00:29:37,807 --> 00:29:38,307 The game is blackjack, gentlemen. 420 00:29:38,807 --> 00:29:41,307 Ten thousand dollars minimum bet. 421 00:29:41,807 --> 00:29:44,308 King for you, sir, and a three for you. 422 00:29:46,808 --> 00:29:47,308 Seventeen? 423 00:29:55,808 --> 00:29:56,308 Hit me. 424 00:29:57,808 --> 00:29:59,308 You have 17, sir. 425 00:29:59,808 --> 00:30:01,309 I like to live dangerously. 426 00:30:05,809 --> 00:30:07,309 Four. Twenty-one. 427 00:30:14,809 --> 00:30:15,309 Five. 428 00:30:17,810 --> 00:30:20,310 I'll stay. 429 00:30:20,810 --> 00:30:23,310 I suggest you hit, sir. 430 00:30:25,810 --> 00:30:28,310 I also like to live dangerously. 431 00:30:28,810 --> 00:30:30,310 As you wish, sir. 432 00:30:33,810 --> 00:30:35,311 Twenty beats your five. 433 00:30:35,811 --> 00:30:37,311 I'm sorry, sir. 434 00:30:37,811 --> 00:30:39,311 I won't lie to you. 435 00:30:40,811 --> 00:30:42,311 Cards are not my bag, baby. 436 00:30:42,811 --> 00:30:46,311 Allow myself to introduce... 437 00:30:46,811 --> 00:30:49,311 myself. 438 00:30:49,811 --> 00:30:54,312 My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my wife Oprah. 439 00:30:56,812 --> 00:30:58,312 My name is Number Two. 440 00:30:58,812 --> 00:31:00,312 This is my ltalian confidential secretary. 441 00:31:00,812 --> 00:31:02,312 Her name is Alotta... 442 00:31:02,812 --> 00:31:05,312 Alotta Fagina. 443 00:31:06,812 --> 00:31:07,312 Come again? 444 00:31:09,812 --> 00:31:10,313 I'm just not getting it. 445 00:31:10,813 --> 00:31:14,313 It sounded like you said your name was a lot of... 446 00:31:15,813 --> 00:31:16,313 Never mind. 447 00:31:19,813 --> 00:31:21,313 What exactly do you do, Mr. Number Two? 448 00:31:22,813 --> 00:31:24,313 That's my business. 449 00:31:24,813 --> 00:31:28,314 If you'll excuse me, I have to go to the little boys' room. 450 00:31:29,814 --> 00:31:31,314 You keep your eye on the ltalian bird. 451 00:31:31,814 --> 00:31:34,314 We'll rendezvous back at the hotel suite. 452 00:31:50,815 --> 00:31:52,315 You didn't happen to see... 453 00:31:52,815 --> 00:31:54,315 anything at all? 454 00:31:54,815 --> 00:31:57,315 Sorry. 455 00:32:11,816 --> 00:32:12,316 Howdy. 456 00:32:18,816 --> 00:32:21,317 That is one crazy getup you got there, fella. 457 00:32:21,817 --> 00:32:22,317 Thank you. 458 00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:24,317 Are you in the show? 459 00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:26,317 No, actually, I'm English. 460 00:32:26,817 --> 00:32:29,317 I'm sorry. 461 00:32:40,818 --> 00:32:42,318 Hey, partner? 462 00:32:42,818 --> 00:32:44,318 Have a good one. 463 00:33:08,819 --> 00:33:10,319 Partner, relax. Don't force it. 464 00:33:11,819 --> 00:33:13,320 Gonna blow out your o-ring, drop a lung. 465 00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:31,321 Who does Number Two work for? 466 00:33:35,821 --> 00:33:38,321 That's right, buddy. You show that turd who's boss. 467 00:33:41,821 --> 00:33:46,321 Grab ahold of something, bite your lip, and give it hell. 468 00:33:46,821 --> 00:33:48,322 We're gonna get through this. 469 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:54,322 That sounds pretty nasty. 470 00:33:54,822 --> 00:33:56,322 How about a courtesy flush over there? 471 00:34:04,823 --> 00:34:06,323 Jesus Christ, boy. 472 00:34:06,823 --> 00:34:09,323 What did you eat? 473 00:34:19,823 --> 00:34:21,323 Gentlemen... 474 00:34:21,823 --> 00:34:23,324 the warhead is ours. 475 00:34:23,824 --> 00:34:25,324 Patch me through... 476 00:34:25,824 --> 00:34:29,324 to the United Nations security secret meeting room. 477 00:34:29,824 --> 00:34:32,324 Gentlemen, my name is Dr. Evil. 478 00:34:32,824 --> 00:34:34,324 In a while you'll notice... 479 00:34:34,824 --> 00:34:37,324 the Kreplachistani warhead has gone missing. 480 00:34:37,824 --> 00:34:42,325 If you want it back, you're going to have to pay me... 481 00:34:42,825 --> 00:34:45,325 one million dollars! 482 00:34:52,825 --> 00:34:53,325 Sorry. 483 00:34:55,825 --> 00:34:59,326 One hundred billion dollars. 484 00:34:59,826 --> 00:35:01,326 Gentlemen, silence. 485 00:35:01,826 --> 00:35:03,326 Now, Mr. Evil-- 486 00:35:03,826 --> 00:35:05,326 Dr. Evil. 487 00:35:05,826 --> 00:35:07,326 I didn't spend six years in evil medical school... 488 00:35:07,826 --> 00:35:10,326 to be called mister, thank you very much. 489 00:35:10,826 --> 00:35:12,326 It is the policy of the United Nations... 490 00:35:12,826 --> 00:35:15,327 not to negotiate with terrorists. 491 00:35:15,827 --> 00:35:18,327 Really? 492 00:35:18,827 --> 00:35:19,327 So long. 493 00:35:26,827 --> 00:35:33,328 Gentlemen, in exactly five days, we will be $100 billion richer. 494 00:36:12,830 --> 00:36:14,330 How's Austin? 495 00:36:14,830 --> 00:36:16,330 He's asleep. 496 00:36:16,830 --> 00:36:17,330 You didn't. 497 00:36:19,830 --> 00:36:21,330 I made him sleep on the sofa. 498 00:36:21,830 --> 00:36:24,331 Vanessa, I'm proud of you. 499 00:36:24,831 --> 00:36:25,331 Why? 500 00:36:25,831 --> 00:36:30,331 Because you've managed to 501 00:36:30,831 --> 00:36:32,331 God knows he tried, mummy. 502 00:36:32,831 --> 00:36:35,331 I actually had to end up being rather firm with him. 503 00:36:35,831 --> 00:36:37,331 What about his teeth? It's really bizarre. 504 00:36:38,831 --> 00:36:42,332 You have to understand, in Britain in the sixties... 505 00:36:42,832 --> 00:36:46,332 you could be a sex symbol and still have bad teeth. 506 00:36:46,832 --> 00:36:47,332 It didn't matter. 507 00:36:47,832 --> 00:36:48,332 Did you ever? 508 00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:51,332 Me? No, of course not. 509 00:36:51,832 --> 00:36:53,332 I was married to your father. 510 00:36:53,832 --> 00:36:55,332 Did you ever want to? 511 00:36:55,832 --> 00:36:58,332 Austin is very charming... 512 00:36:58,832 --> 00:37:00,333 very debonair. 513 00:37:00,833 --> 00:37:02,333 He's handsome, witty... 514 00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:04,333 has a knowledge of fine wines. 515 00:37:04,833 --> 00:37:08,333 Women want him, and men want to be him. 516 00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:12,333 He's every bit an international man of mystery. 517 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:14,333 You didn't answer my question. 518 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,333 I know. 519 00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:19,334 Let me just say this-- 520 00:37:19,834 --> 00:37:24,334 Austin was the most loyal 521 00:37:25,834 --> 00:37:27,334 I will always love him. 522 00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:31,334 Do you want to speak to him? 523 00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:33,334 No. It's been too long. 524 00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:36,335 I'm going to have to go, but I love you. 525 00:37:36,835 --> 00:37:37,335 Ciao, darling. 526 00:37:43,835 --> 00:37:46,335 A limo's just pulled up. 527 00:37:46,835 --> 00:37:47,335 Let me see. 528 00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:51,336 That's Dr. Evil's cat. 529 00:37:51,836 --> 00:37:52,336 How can you tell? 530 00:37:52,836 --> 00:37:54,336 I never forget a pussy... 531 00:37:54,836 --> 00:37:55,336 cat. 532 00:37:58,836 --> 00:38:01,336 Oh, no. He's gone away. 533 00:38:03,836 --> 00:38:07,336 My God, Vanessa, you are so incredibly beautiful. 534 00:38:09,837 --> 00:38:10,337 That's it. 535 00:38:12,837 --> 00:38:13,337 Come on, darling... 536 00:38:13,837 --> 00:38:17,337 I'm gonna take you out for a night on the town. 537 00:38:27,838 --> 00:38:30,338 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Bacharach. 538 00:38:30,838 --> 00:38:33,338 What the world... 539 00:38:33,838 --> 00:38:35,338 Needs now... 540 00:38:35,838 --> 00:38:37,338 Is love... 541 00:38:37,838 --> 00:38:39,338 Sweet love. 542 00:38:39,838 --> 00:38:42,338 No, not just for some... 543 00:38:42,838 --> 00:38:45,339 But everyone. 544 00:39:34,841 --> 00:39:36,342 Austin, get on with it. 545 00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:37,342 I'm going to do it. 546 00:39:43,842 --> 00:39:44,342 Right hand green! 547 00:39:49,842 --> 00:39:51,342 You all right? 548 00:39:51,842 --> 00:39:52,342 You know what? 549 00:39:52,842 --> 00:39:55,343 Wait a tick. I forgot something in the lobby. 550 00:39:56,843 --> 00:39:59,343 Why don't I take the stairs? 551 00:40:03,843 --> 00:40:07,343 Why take the stairs when I could take the escalator? 552 00:40:11,844 --> 00:40:19,344 Why take the escalator when I've got a perfectly good canoe? 553 00:40:19,844 --> 00:40:22,344 I know what-- I'll take the elevator. 554 00:40:28,845 --> 00:40:31,345 Come have some champagne with me. 555 00:40:33,845 --> 00:40:35,345 Oh, I tripped. 556 00:40:35,845 --> 00:40:38,345 I haven't had this much fun since college. 557 00:40:38,845 --> 00:40:39,345 I'm sorry. 558 00:40:39,845 --> 00:40:41,345 Why? 559 00:40:41,845 --> 00:40:44,345 I'm sorry that bug up your ass had to die. 560 00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:51,346 Always wanting to have fun, that's you in a nutshell. 561 00:40:51,846 --> 00:40:52,346 No, this is me in a nutshell. 562 00:40:52,846 --> 00:40:54,346 Help! I'm in a nutshell! 563 00:40:54,846 --> 00:40:56,346 How did I get into this nutshell? 564 00:40:56,846 --> 00:40:58,346 Look at the size of this bloody great big-- 565 00:40:58,846 --> 00:41:01,346 What sort of shell has a nut like this? 566 00:41:01,846 --> 00:41:03,347 This is crazy. 567 00:41:03,847 --> 00:41:06,347 Look at you. 568 00:41:06,847 --> 00:41:07,347 You're smashed. 569 00:41:08,847 --> 00:41:08,347 No, I'm not. 570 00:41:08,847 --> 00:41:09,347 Yes, you are. 571 00:41:09,847 --> 00:41:11,347 No, I'm the sensible one. 572 00:41:11,847 --> 00:41:13,347 I'm always the designated driver. 573 00:41:16,847 --> 00:41:17,347 Kiss me. 574 00:41:17,847 --> 00:41:19,347 I can't, darling. 575 00:41:19,847 --> 00:41:20,347 You're drunk. It's not right. 576 00:41:20,848 --> 00:41:21,348 I'm not drunk. 577 00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:23,348 I'm just beginning to see... 578 00:41:23,848 --> 00:41:25,348 what my mummy was talking about all those years ago. 579 00:41:25,848 --> 00:41:26,348 I can't. 580 00:41:29,848 --> 00:41:31,348 Tell me all about my mummy in the sixties. 581 00:41:31,848 --> 00:41:33,348 I'm dying to know what she was like. 582 00:41:34,848 --> 00:41:36,348 She was very groovy. 583 00:41:39,849 --> 00:41:42,349 Your dad loved her very much. 584 00:41:44,849 --> 00:41:46,349 If there was one other cat in this world... 585 00:41:46,849 --> 00:41:49,349 that could have loved her... 586 00:41:49,849 --> 00:41:53,349 and treated her as well as your dad it was me. 587 00:41:53,849 --> 00:41:57,350 But unfortunately for yours truly... 588 00:42:00,850 --> 00:42:02,350 that train has sailed. 589 00:42:11,850 --> 00:42:13,351 Come on, roll over. 590 00:42:13,851 --> 00:42:15,351 Sleepytime. 591 00:42:20,851 --> 00:42:22,351 Austin needs his hand back. 592 00:42:34,852 --> 00:42:37,352 This is Basil Exposition from British lntelligence. 593 00:42:37,852 --> 00:42:40,352 I want you to find out what part Virtucon plays... 594 00:42:40,852 --> 00:42:43,352 in something called Project Vulcan. 595 00:42:43,852 --> 00:42:47,352 Go to Alotta Fagina's penthouse immediately. 596 00:43:21,854 --> 00:43:23,355 Great. 597 00:43:31,855 --> 00:43:33,355 Cheeky, huh? 598 00:43:33,855 --> 00:43:34,355 Come on, baby, give it to me. 599 00:43:44,856 --> 00:43:48,356 You seem surprised to see me, Miss Fagina. 600 00:43:48,856 --> 00:43:53,356 What do you want... Mr. Cunningham, was it? 601 00:43:53,856 --> 00:43:56,356 Your boss, Number Two... 602 00:43:56,856 --> 00:44:01,357 I understand that cat's involved in big underground drills. 603 00:44:01,857 --> 00:44:03,357 How did you know? 604 00:44:03,857 --> 00:44:05,357 I didn't, baby. 605 00:44:05,857 --> 00:44:07,357 You just told me. 606 00:44:07,857 --> 00:44:10,357 We can talk about business later. 607 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:13,357 Let me slip into something more comfortable. 608 00:44:13,857 --> 00:44:15,358 Oh, behave. 609 00:44:26,858 --> 00:44:28,358 Good God. 610 00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:06,360 Come in... 611 00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:09,361 and I'll show you everything you need to know. 612 00:45:40,862 --> 00:45:43,363 May I wash you? 613 00:45:43,863 --> 00:45:45,363 Groovy, baby. 614 00:45:58,863 --> 00:46:00,364 That feels yummy. 615 00:46:08,864 --> 00:46:13,364 In Japan, men come first, and women come second. 616 00:46:13,864 --> 00:46:15,364 Or sometimes not at all. 617 00:46:18,865 --> 00:46:21,365 Care for some sak�? 618 00:46:21,865 --> 00:46:23,365 Sak� it to me, baby. 619 00:46:27,865 --> 00:46:29,365 Kinky. 620 00:46:29,865 --> 00:46:30,365 Klinky. 621 00:46:40,866 --> 00:46:43,366 How do you feel, Mr. Cunningham? 622 00:46:43,866 --> 00:46:47,366 I feel extreme relaxation. 623 00:46:53,867 --> 00:46:55,367 How dare you break wind before me? 624 00:46:55,867 --> 00:46:58,367 I'm sorry. I didn't know it was your turn. 625 00:47:02,867 --> 00:47:03,367 Pardon me for being rude. 626 00:47:04,867 --> 00:47:05,367 It was my food. 627 00:47:05,867 --> 00:47:07,367 It just popped up to say hello... 628 00:47:07,867 --> 00:47:09,367 and now it's gone back down below. 629 00:47:09,867 --> 00:47:11,368 That's beautiful. 630 00:47:11,868 --> 00:47:12,368 Thank you. 631 00:47:14,868 --> 00:47:15,368 Let's make love... 632 00:47:15,868 --> 00:47:20,368 you silly hairy little man. 633 00:47:20,868 --> 00:47:22,368 I say! Hello, vicar. 634 00:47:24,868 --> 00:47:28,369 That's the spot, all right. 635 00:47:28,869 --> 00:47:31,369 That's the spot right there. Look at that, now. 636 00:47:36,869 --> 00:47:39,369 Austin Powers is getting too close. 637 00:47:39,869 --> 00:47:41,369 Any suggestions? 638 00:47:43,869 --> 00:47:48,370 I have created the ultimate weapon to defeat Austin Powers. 639 00:47:49,870 --> 00:47:52,370 Bring in the fembots! 640 00:48:07,871 --> 00:48:08,371 Go, fembots! 641 00:48:11,871 --> 00:48:15,371 These are the latest word in android replicant technology. 642 00:48:15,871 --> 00:48:19,371 Lethal, efficient, brutal. 643 00:48:19,872 --> 00:48:22,372 No man can resist their charm. 644 00:48:22,872 --> 00:48:24,372 Send in the guards! 645 00:48:28,872 --> 00:48:31,372 Kill these women. 646 00:48:55,874 --> 00:48:57,374 Quite impressive. 647 00:48:57,874 --> 00:49:00,374 Thank you, herr doctor. 648 00:49:00,874 --> 00:49:04,374 I like to see girls of that...caliber. 649 00:49:08,874 --> 00:49:10,374 By caliber, of course... 650 00:49:10,874 --> 00:49:12,375 I mean both the size of their gun barrels... 651 00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:14,375 and the high quality of their character. 652 00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:19,375 It's two meanings. Caliber--it's a homonym. 653 00:49:22,875 --> 00:49:23,375 Forget it. 654 00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:28,375 At ease, boys. 655 00:49:30,876 --> 00:49:34,376 I want to show you something. 656 00:49:34,876 --> 00:49:36,376 We're going to outfit you with this. 657 00:49:36,876 --> 00:49:38,376 It looks like a watch, but, in fact... 658 00:49:38,876 --> 00:49:41,376 it's a geosynchronous positioning device. 659 00:49:41,876 --> 00:49:42,376 Very shagadelic. 660 00:49:42,876 --> 00:49:45,376 And then there's this. 661 00:49:45,876 --> 00:49:47,377 Let me guess. 662 00:49:47,877 --> 00:49:48,377 The floss is garrote wire... 663 00:49:48,877 --> 00:49:51,377 the toothpaste is plastic explosives... 664 00:49:51,877 --> 00:49:55,377 and the toothbrush is the detonation device. 665 00:49:55,877 --> 00:49:56,377 No, actually. 666 00:49:56,877 --> 00:50:00,377 Since you've been frozen, there have been fabulous advances... 667 00:50:00,877 --> 00:50:01,377 in the field of dentistry. 668 00:50:01,877 --> 00:50:03,377 What do you mean? 669 00:50:03,877 --> 00:50:04,377 Nothing. 670 00:50:04,878 --> 00:50:07,378 Here's Basil. 671 00:50:09,878 --> 00:50:11,378 Let me bring you up to speed. 672 00:50:11,878 --> 00:50:14,378 Dr. Evil has hijacked a nuclear warhead... 673 00:50:14,878 --> 00:50:15,378 from Kreplachistan. 674 00:50:15,878 --> 00:50:20,378 Only two things scare me, and one is nuclear war. 675 00:50:20,878 --> 00:50:21,378 What's the other? 676 00:50:21,878 --> 00:50:22,379 Excuse me? 677 00:50:22,879 --> 00:50:23,379 What's the other thing that scares you? 678 00:50:24,879 --> 00:50:26,379 Carnies. 679 00:50:27,879 --> 00:50:28,379 Circus folk. 680 00:50:28,879 --> 00:50:30,379 Nomads, you know. 681 00:50:30,879 --> 00:50:32,379 Smell like cabbage. 682 00:50:32,879 --> 00:50:33,379 Small hands. 683 00:50:33,879 --> 00:50:36,379 Indeed. 684 00:50:36,879 --> 00:50:39,380 Perhaps these photographs are the last piece of the puzzle. 685 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,380 I've uncovered the details of Project Vulcan. 686 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,380 Oh, good God. An underground missile? 687 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,380 Where did you find these? 688 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,380 Austin did some reconnaissance work last night... 689 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:53,380 at Alotta Fagina's penthouse. 690 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,380 Our next move is to infiltrate Virtucon. 691 00:50:56,881 --> 00:50:58,381 Any ideas? 692 00:51:00,881 --> 00:51:03,381 Virtucon runs a tour of its facility every hour. 693 00:51:03,881 --> 00:51:06,381 I thought we could disguise ourselves as tourists... 694 00:51:06,881 --> 00:51:08,381 and do some on-site reconnaissance. 695 00:51:08,881 --> 00:51:10,381 Top drawer, Kensington. 696 00:51:10,881 --> 00:51:14,382 Austin, I'd like you to meet somebody. 697 00:51:14,882 --> 00:51:17,382 This is my mother-- Mrs. Exposition. 698 00:51:17,882 --> 00:51:19,382 How do you do? 699 00:51:22,882 --> 00:51:24,382 My God, man, what have you done? 700 00:51:24,882 --> 00:51:27,382 That's not your mother. It's a man, baby! 701 00:51:27,882 --> 00:51:29,382 Get off! Come on! 702 00:51:29,882 --> 00:51:32,383 Why won't this wig come off? 703 00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:36,383 Hold on one second. 704 00:51:36,883 --> 00:51:38,383 Let go of my mother! 705 00:51:39,883 --> 00:51:41,383 Are you all right? 706 00:51:41,883 --> 00:51:44,383 Austin, have you gone mad? 707 00:51:44,883 --> 00:51:47,383 You have a lot of explaining to do. 708 00:51:47,883 --> 00:51:49,384 I'm sorry. I thought she was a man. 709 00:51:49,884 --> 00:51:52,384 Damn it, you're talking about my mother! 710 00:51:52,884 --> 00:51:54,384 You have to admit, she is rather mannish. 711 00:51:55,884 --> 00:51:57,384 No offense, but if that is a woman... 712 00:51:58,884 --> 00:52:01,384 it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick. 713 00:52:01,884 --> 00:52:02,384 Really, Austin. 714 00:52:08,885 --> 00:52:13,385 Give in to the beauty of your feelings and say the words. 715 00:52:13,885 --> 00:52:14,385 Come on. 716 00:52:14,885 --> 00:52:18,385 I love you, Dad. 717 00:52:18,885 --> 00:52:21,385 I love you, too, son. 718 00:52:26,886 --> 00:52:29,386 Group, we have some newcomers here today with us. 719 00:52:29,886 --> 00:52:34,386 Say hello to Scott and his father Mr...Avil? 720 00:52:34,886 --> 00:52:37,386 Evil, actually. 721 00:52:45,887 --> 00:52:47,387 Hello, everybody. 722 00:52:48,887 --> 00:52:49,387 Scott, why don't we start with you? 723 00:52:49,887 --> 00:52:52,387 What brings you here with us today? 724 00:52:52,887 --> 00:52:56,387 I just really met my dad for the first time 5 days ago. 725 00:52:56,887 --> 00:52:58,387 I was partially frozen his whole life. 726 00:52:59,888 --> 00:53:03,388 That is beautiful that you can admit to that. 727 00:53:03,888 --> 00:53:06,388 He comes back and wants me to take over the family business. 728 00:53:06,888 --> 00:53:10,388 But, Scott, who's going to take over the world when I die? 729 00:53:10,888 --> 00:53:11,388 Listen to the words he used-- 730 00:53:11,888 --> 00:53:14,388 Who's going to take over the world when I die?" 731 00:53:14,888 --> 00:53:19,389 It feels like that to some of us sometimes, doesn't it? 732 00:53:19,889 --> 00:53:21,389 What do you want to do, Scott? 733 00:53:22,889 --> 00:53:25,389 I don't know. I was thinking I like animals. 734 00:53:25,889 --> 00:53:26,389 Maybe I'd be a vet. 735 00:53:26,889 --> 00:53:28,389 An evil vet? 736 00:53:28,889 --> 00:53:31,389 No. Maybe work in a petting zoo. 737 00:53:31,889 --> 00:53:33,389 An evil petting zoo? 738 00:53:33,889 --> 00:53:34,390 You always do that! 739 00:53:37,890 --> 00:53:39,390 I think he hates me. 740 00:53:39,890 --> 00:53:41,390 I really think he wants to kill me. 741 00:53:41,890 --> 00:53:45,390 Scott, we don't want to kill each other in here. 742 00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:47,390 We might say that we do sometimes... 743 00:53:47,890 --> 00:53:49,390 but we really don't. 744 00:53:49,890 --> 00:53:51,391 Actually, the boy's quite astute. 745 00:53:51,891 --> 00:53:55,391 I really am trying to kill him, but, so far, unsuccessfully. 746 00:53:55,891 --> 00:53:58,391 He's quite wily, like his old man. 747 00:54:00,891 --> 00:54:02,391 This is what I'm talking about. 748 00:54:02,891 --> 00:54:06,391 We've heard from you, Scott. 749 00:54:06,891 --> 00:54:09,392 Now you tell us something about yourself. 750 00:54:09,892 --> 00:54:13,392 The details of my life are quite inconsequential. 751 00:54:13,892 --> 00:54:16,392 Please. Let's hear about your childhood. 752 00:54:16,892 --> 00:54:17,392 -Yeah. -Come on. 753 00:54:20,892 --> 00:54:24,392 Very well. Where do I begin? 754 00:54:24,892 --> 00:54:27,393 My father was a relentlessly self-improving... 755 00:54:27,893 --> 00:54:29,393 boulangerie owner from Belgium... 756 00:54:29,893 --> 00:54:32,393 with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. 757 00:54:32,893 --> 00:54:36,393 My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe... 758 00:54:36,893 --> 00:54:38,393 with webbed feet. 759 00:54:38,893 --> 00:54:41,393 My father would womanize, drink. 760 00:54:41,893 --> 00:54:43,393 He would make outrageous claims... 761 00:54:43,894 --> 00:54:45,394 Iike he invented the question mark. 762 00:54:45,894 --> 00:54:49,394 Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... 763 00:54:49,894 --> 00:54:52,394 the sort of general malaise... 764 00:54:52,894 --> 00:54:55,394 that only the genius possess and the insane lament. 765 00:54:55,894 --> 00:54:58,394 My childhood was typical-- 766 00:54:58,894 --> 00:55:02,395 summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. 767 00:55:02,895 --> 00:55:05,395 In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. 768 00:55:05,895 --> 00:55:07,395 When I was insolent... 769 00:55:07,895 --> 00:55:11,395 I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. 770 00:55:11,895 --> 00:55:13,395 Pretty standard, really. 771 00:55:13,895 --> 00:55:15,395 At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. 772 00:55:15,895 --> 00:55:18,395 At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma... 773 00:55:18,896 --> 00:55:21,396 ritualistically shaved my testicles. 774 00:55:21,896 --> 00:55:24,396 There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. 775 00:55:24,896 --> 00:55:27,396 It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it. 776 00:55:27,896 --> 00:55:30,396 You know, we have to stop. 777 00:55:30,896 --> 00:55:33,396 Austin, can I have a word with you? 778 00:55:33,896 --> 00:55:35,396 Of course you may, luv. 779 00:55:37,897 --> 00:55:40,397 I know I'm being neurotic, but I can't shake off... 780 00:55:40,897 --> 00:55:44,397 this suspicious feeling about that ltalian secretary. 781 00:55:44,897 --> 00:55:45,397 You know, Miss Fagina. 782 00:55:45,897 --> 00:55:47,397 I don't want to sound paranoid... 783 00:55:47,897 --> 00:55:50,397 but I've had some bad relationships in the past... 784 00:55:50,897 --> 00:55:53,397 and I have been known to be jealous. 785 00:55:53,898 --> 00:55:54,398 I'm sorry. 786 00:55:54,898 --> 00:55:56,398 Don't be sorry, baby. 787 00:55:56,898 --> 00:55:58,398 You're right to be suspicious. 788 00:55:58,898 --> 00:55:59,398 I shagged her. 789 00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:01,398 What? 790 00:56:01,898 --> 00:56:03,398 I shagged her rotten, baby! 791 00:56:03,898 --> 00:56:07,398 I don't believe you. She was repellent. 792 00:56:07,898 --> 00:56:10,398 Saucer of milk, table two. 793 00:56:10,898 --> 00:56:11,399 But did you use protection? 794 00:56:12,899 --> 00:56:14,399 Of course. I had my nine-millimeter automatic. 795 00:56:14,899 --> 00:56:18,399 I meant did you use a condom? 796 00:56:18,899 --> 00:56:21,399 Only sailors use condoms, baby. 797 00:56:22,899 --> 00:56:23,399 Not in the nineties. 798 00:56:23,899 --> 00:56:25,399 Well, they should, those filthy beggars. 799 00:56:25,899 --> 00:56:26,399 They go from port to port. 800 00:56:26,899 --> 00:56:29,400 Don't have a thrombo. 801 00:56:29,900 --> 00:56:32,400 Alotta meant nothing to me. 802 00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:33,400 It means something to me. 803 00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:36,400 If you want us to have a relationship... 804 00:56:36,900 --> 00:56:39,400 get it into your head that times have changed. 805 00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:41,400 You can't just go off shagging anybody anymore. 806 00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:44,400 And if you could, I wouldn't, because I'm not like that. 807 00:56:48,901 --> 00:56:50,401 You're everything to me. 808 00:56:50,901 --> 00:56:53,401 You just don't get it, do you? 809 00:56:55,901 --> 00:56:56,401 Good night, Austin. 810 00:56:56,901 --> 00:56:58,401 Welcome to the nineties. 811 00:56:58,901 --> 00:57:01,401 You're going to be very lonely. 812 00:57:23,903 --> 00:57:24,403 Check this guy out. 813 00:57:26,903 --> 00:57:28,403 Peace. 814 00:57:34,903 --> 00:57:37,403 Jimi Hendrix--deceased. 815 00:57:38,904 --> 00:57:38,404 Drugs. 816 00:57:40,904 --> 00:57:41,404 Janis Joplin. 817 00:57:42,904 --> 00:57:44,404 Deceased, alcohol. 818 00:57:44,904 --> 00:57:45,404 Mama Cass. 819 00:57:45,904 --> 00:57:49,404 Deceased, ham sandwich. 820 00:58:16,906 --> 00:58:19,406 That's great. Is the lighting halfway decent? 821 00:58:19,906 --> 00:58:20,406 Yes, indeed. They got the flag up now. 822 00:58:20,906 --> 00:58:22,406 You can see the stars and stripes. 823 00:58:22,906 --> 00:58:24,406 Beautiful. Just beautiful. 824 00:58:29,906 --> 00:58:31,407 Good morning, Austin. 825 00:58:31,907 --> 00:58:33,407 I sometimes forget... 826 00:58:33,907 --> 00:58:37,407 you've missed out on the last 30 years. 827 00:58:37,907 --> 00:58:39,407 Fall of the Berlin Wall... 828 00:58:39,907 --> 00:58:41,407 the first female British Prime Minister... 829 00:58:41,907 --> 00:58:43,407 end of apartheid. 830 00:58:43,907 --> 00:58:46,407 Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. 831 00:58:46,907 --> 00:58:48,408 I mean, women loved him. 832 00:58:48,908 --> 00:58:51,408 I didn't see that one coming. 833 00:58:51,908 --> 00:58:53,408 The tour is about to begin... 834 00:58:53,908 --> 00:58:54,408 so if you'll please take your seats... 835 00:58:55,908 --> 00:58:58,408 Welcome to Virtucon, company of the future. 836 00:58:58,908 --> 00:59:00,408 Virtucon is a leading manufacturer of many items... 837 00:59:00,908 --> 00:59:03,408 you can find right in your very own home. 838 00:59:03,908 --> 00:59:05,408 Do you think she's prettier than me? 839 00:59:05,909 --> 00:59:06,409 Who? 840 00:59:06,909 --> 00:59:07,409 You know who. 841 00:59:07,909 --> 00:59:09,409 Oh, the ltalian bird. 842 00:59:09,909 --> 00:59:11,409 No, baby. She's rancid. 843 00:59:11,909 --> 00:59:14,409 I think you're shagadelic, baby. 844 00:59:14,909 --> 00:59:16,409 You're switched on. You're smashing. 845 00:59:16,909 --> 00:59:18,409 We make steel, petroleum products... 846 00:59:18,909 --> 00:59:20,409 and volatile chemicals. 847 00:59:20,909 --> 00:59:24,410 But don't worry about the ltalian bird. 848 00:59:24,910 --> 00:59:26,410 She's the village bicycle. 849 00:59:26,910 --> 00:59:29,410 Everyone's had a ride. 850 00:59:29,910 --> 00:59:32,410 On your right, you'll notice a door... 851 00:59:32,910 --> 00:59:34,410 Ieading to a restricted area. 852 00:59:34,910 --> 00:59:36,410 Only authorized personnel are allowed... 853 00:59:36,910 --> 00:59:37,410 I'll take him. 854 00:59:37,910 --> 00:59:39,410 You take her. 855 00:59:54,911 --> 00:59:55,411 Let's go. 856 00:59:55,911 --> 00:59:58,412 It's Bolton. We've got a problem. 857 00:59:58,912 --> 01:00:00,412 Intruders in the complex. 858 01:00:02,912 --> 01:00:03,412 Watch out. 859 01:00:05,912 --> 01:00:06,412 -Halt. -This way. 860 01:00:07,912 --> 01:00:08,412 Judo chop! 861 01:00:11,912 --> 01:00:13,412 They're coming! 862 01:00:13,912 --> 01:00:15,413 Hang on. I'm going to floor it. 863 01:00:15,913 --> 01:00:16,413 Watch out. Move! 864 01:00:20,913 --> 01:00:22,413 Careful, Austin. 865 01:00:26,913 --> 01:00:28,413 Watch out! 866 01:00:38,914 --> 01:00:40,414 Come on, let's go. 867 01:00:42,914 --> 01:00:45,414 Thank goodness we made it. 868 01:00:45,914 --> 01:00:47,414 Stay very cool, baby. 869 01:01:14,916 --> 01:01:17,416 Welcome to my underground lair. 870 01:01:17,916 --> 01:01:19,416 You're just in time. 871 01:01:19,916 --> 01:01:21,416 Enjoy the show. 872 01:01:27,917 --> 01:01:31,417 Gentlemen, I give you the Vulcan... 873 01:01:31,917 --> 01:01:35,417 the world's most powerful subterranean drill. 874 01:01:35,917 --> 01:01:37,417 Does that make you horny? 875 01:01:37,917 --> 01:01:39,417 Not now, Austin. 876 01:01:39,917 --> 01:01:42,417 So powerful, it can penetrate the earth's crust... 877 01:01:42,918 --> 01:01:44,418 delivering a 50-kiloton nuclear warhead... 878 01:01:44,918 --> 01:01:47,418 deep into the liquid hot core of the planet. 879 01:01:47,918 --> 01:01:52,418 Upon detonation, every volcano on earth will erupt. 880 01:01:55,918 --> 01:01:59,418 It seems we have no choice but to pay your ransom. 881 01:01:59,918 --> 01:02:01,419 You have my instructions. Bye-bye. 882 01:02:04,919 --> 01:02:07,419 Check it out, butt-head. This chick has three boobs. 883 01:02:09,919 --> 01:02:11,419 How many butts does she have? 884 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:21,420 Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes? 885 01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,420 I designed them myself. 886 01:02:39,921 --> 01:02:42,421 Scott, my boy, how are you? 887 01:02:42,921 --> 01:02:44,421 How was your day? 888 01:02:44,921 --> 01:02:47,421 My friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town. 889 01:02:47,921 --> 01:02:48,421 They don't speak English, so Jay got into a fight... 890 01:02:48,921 --> 01:02:52,421 and he's all, Quit hassling me 'cause I don't speak French." 891 01:02:53,922 --> 01:02:54,422 And then the guy says something in Paris talk... 892 01:02:54,922 --> 01:02:56,422 and I'm like, Just back off." 893 01:02:56,922 --> 01:02:57,422 And they're all, Get out." 894 01:02:57,922 --> 01:02:59,422 And we're like, Make me." 895 01:02:59,922 --> 01:03:00,422 It was cool. 896 01:03:01,922 --> 01:03:03,422 Fascinating. 897 01:03:03,922 --> 01:03:05,422 What are your plans for this evening? 898 01:03:05,922 --> 01:03:07,422 I thought I'd stay in. 899 01:03:07,922 --> 01:03:08,422 There's a good titty movie on Skinimax. 900 01:03:08,922 --> 01:03:12,423 And that's how you'd like to live your life? 901 01:03:14,923 --> 01:03:15,423 Pretty much. 902 01:03:15,923 --> 01:03:17,423 What? 903 01:03:23,923 --> 01:03:29,424 Scott, I want you to meet Daddy's nemesis Austin Powers. 904 01:03:30,924 --> 01:03:32,424 Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him? 905 01:03:33,924 --> 01:03:36,424 I have an even better idea. 906 01:03:36,924 --> 01:03:40,424 I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation... 907 01:03:40,924 --> 01:03:42,424 involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. 908 01:03:44,925 --> 01:03:45,425 Why don't you just shoot him now? 909 01:03:46,925 --> 01:03:48,425 I'll go get a gun. We'll shoot him together. 910 01:03:48,925 --> 01:03:50,425 It'll be fun. Bang! Dead. Done. 911 01:03:50,925 --> 01:03:53,425 One more peep out of you and you are grounded, mister... 912 01:03:53,925 --> 01:03:54,425 and I am not joking. 913 01:03:57,925 --> 01:03:59,425 All right. Let's begin. 914 01:04:01,925 --> 01:04:03,426 You really expect them to pay? 915 01:04:06,926 --> 01:04:09,426 I expect them to die. 916 01:04:10,926 --> 01:04:12,426 Even after they pay me the money... 917 01:04:12,926 --> 01:04:14,426 I'm still going to melt every city on the planet... 918 01:04:14,926 --> 01:04:17,426 with liquid hot magma. 919 01:04:19,927 --> 01:04:20,427 Release the sharks! 920 01:04:21,927 --> 01:04:23,427 You'll notice that all the sharks... 921 01:04:23,927 --> 01:04:25,427 have laser beams attached to their heads. 922 01:04:25,927 --> 01:04:29,427 I figure every creature deserves a warm meal. 923 01:04:31,927 --> 01:04:34,427 Dr. Evil, it's about the sharks. 924 01:04:34,927 --> 01:04:36,427 When you were frozen... 925 01:04:36,927 --> 01:04:38,428 they were put on the endangered species list. 926 01:04:38,928 --> 01:04:40,428 We tried to get some... 927 01:04:40,928 --> 01:04:43,428 but it would've taken months to clear up the red tape. 928 01:04:43,928 --> 01:04:47,428 I have one simple request... 929 01:04:47,928 --> 01:04:50,428 and that is to have sharks... 930 01:04:50,928 --> 01:04:53,428 with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! 931 01:04:53,928 --> 01:04:56,429 Evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me... 932 01:04:56,929 --> 01:04:58,429 that that can't be done. 933 01:04:58,929 --> 01:05:01,429 Can you remind me what I pay you people for? 934 01:05:01,929 --> 01:05:03,429 Honestly, throw me a bone here. 935 01:05:03,929 --> 01:05:05,429 What do we have? 936 01:05:05,929 --> 01:05:07,429 Sea bass. 937 01:05:13,930 --> 01:05:16,430 They are mutated sea bass. 938 01:05:16,930 --> 01:05:19,430 Really? Are they ill-tempered? 939 01:05:19,930 --> 01:05:20,430 Absolutely. 940 01:05:20,930 --> 01:05:22,430 That's a start. 941 01:05:22,930 --> 01:05:23,430 All right, guard... 942 01:05:24,930 --> 01:05:27,430 begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism. 943 01:05:29,931 --> 01:05:31,431 Close the tank! 944 01:05:32,931 --> 01:05:34,431 Aren't you even going to watch them? 945 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:36,431 They could get away. 946 01:05:37,931 --> 01:05:39,431 I'm going to leave them alone... 947 01:05:39,931 --> 01:05:41,431 and not actually witness them dying. 948 01:05:41,931 --> 01:05:43,431 I'm just going to assume it all went to plan. 949 01:05:43,931 --> 01:05:45,431 I have a gun in my room. 950 01:05:45,931 --> 01:05:47,432 You give me five seconds, I'll get it. 951 01:05:47,932 --> 01:05:50,432 I'll come back, boom! I'll blow their brains out. 952 01:05:52,932 --> 01:05:56,432 You just don't get it, do you? 953 01:05:56,932 --> 01:05:57,432 You don't. 954 01:05:58,932 --> 01:06:00,432 It's no hassle. 955 01:06:09,933 --> 01:06:10,433 -Knock knock. -Who's there? 956 01:06:13,933 --> 01:06:15,433 Let me tell you a little story about a man named shh!" 957 01:06:16,933 --> 01:06:20,433 Even before you start, that was a preemptive shh!" 958 01:06:20,933 --> 01:06:25,434 Just know I have a whole bag of shh" with your name on it. 959 01:06:29,934 --> 01:06:31,434 What's your plan? 960 01:06:31,934 --> 01:06:34,434 First, I plan to soil myself... 961 01:06:34,934 --> 01:06:37,434 then I'm going to regroup and come up with a new plan. 962 01:06:37,934 --> 01:06:39,435 Any thoughts? 963 01:06:39,935 --> 01:06:40,435 Wait a minute. 964 01:06:41,935 --> 01:06:44,435 I always have this with me, just in case. 965 01:06:44,935 --> 01:06:47,435 I get it. I have bad teeth. 966 01:06:47,935 --> 01:06:52,435 No, Austin. The floss is to swing ourselves onto the ledge. 967 01:06:53,935 --> 01:06:54,435 All right. Hold on. 968 01:06:57,936 --> 01:07:00,436 Got it. OK. Toothpaste. 969 01:07:05,936 --> 01:07:06,436 Judo chop! 970 01:07:08,936 --> 01:07:10,436 Hang on! 971 01:07:19,937 --> 01:07:20,437 Judo trip. 972 01:07:35,938 --> 01:07:38,438 Not a good time to lose one's head. 973 01:07:39,938 --> 01:07:40,438 Indeed. 974 01:07:41,938 --> 01:07:43,438 That's not the way to get ahead in life. 975 01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:49,439 It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong. 976 01:07:50,939 --> 01:07:53,439 He'll never be the head of a major corporation. 977 01:07:53,939 --> 01:07:54,439 That'll do. 978 01:08:00,939 --> 01:08:03,439 What are we going to do? 979 01:08:03,939 --> 01:08:05,439 There's an emergency exit. Go get help. 980 01:08:05,939 --> 01:08:07,440 I'm going to stay here and keep an eye on Dr. Evil. 981 01:08:08,940 --> 01:08:10,440 I'll hurry back. 982 01:08:16,940 --> 01:08:19,440 Whatever happens, I want you to know... 983 01:08:19,940 --> 01:08:23,440 that I feel really bad about that ltalian bird. 984 01:08:24,941 --> 01:08:26,441 What I'm trying to say is... 985 01:08:26,941 --> 01:08:30,441 that if you want me to be a one-woman man... 986 01:08:30,941 --> 01:08:32,441 that's just groovy, baby. 987 01:08:32,941 --> 01:08:35,441 Behave. 988 01:09:12,943 --> 01:09:14,443 Come, everyone. 989 01:09:14,943 --> 01:09:17,444 Let us repair to the main chamber. 990 01:09:17,944 --> 01:09:20,444 Project Vulcan is about to begin. 991 01:09:23,944 --> 01:09:27,444 Scott, don't you want to see what Daddy does for a living? 992 01:09:27,944 --> 01:09:28,444 Blow me. 993 01:09:28,944 --> 01:09:30,444 Excuse me? 994 01:09:30,944 --> 01:09:31,444 Show me. 995 01:09:44,945 --> 01:09:47,445 Position the Vulcan. 996 01:10:01,946 --> 01:10:03,446 Bring in the warhead. 997 01:10:37,948 --> 01:10:40,448 Care to have a little fun? 998 01:10:40,948 --> 01:10:44,449 No, actually... I have to save the world. 999 01:10:54,949 --> 01:10:57,449 Is it cold in here? 1000 01:11:13,950 --> 01:11:15,450 Arm the probe. 1001 01:11:34,951 --> 01:11:35,451 I've got to get Dr. Evil. 1002 01:11:38,952 --> 01:11:41,452 Baseball, cold showers. 1003 01:11:42,952 --> 01:11:44,452 Give it up, Mr. Powers. 1004 01:11:44,952 --> 01:11:47,452 Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day. 1005 01:11:50,952 --> 01:11:52,452 Gentlemen. 1006 01:11:56,953 --> 01:11:57,453 Let's lock and load. 1007 01:11:57,953 --> 01:11:59,453 Right, lads. 1008 01:12:00,953 --> 01:12:03,453 -Don't go. -Stay with us. 1009 01:12:03,953 --> 01:12:04,453 Please don't go. 1010 01:12:04,953 --> 01:12:07,453 You can't resist us. 1011 01:12:09,953 --> 01:12:11,454 Au contraire, baby. 1012 01:12:11,954 --> 01:12:14,454 I think you can't resist me. 1013 01:13:42,959 --> 01:13:45,459 It's not what it seems. 1014 01:13:47,959 --> 01:13:48,459 At ease, boys. 1015 01:13:48,959 --> 01:13:49,459 Likewise. 1016 01:13:51,959 --> 01:13:52,459 Vanessa, I can explain. 1017 01:13:52,959 --> 01:13:55,459 What happened was I broke in trying to get to Dr. Evil. 1018 01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:58,460 Then all of a sudden, the fembots came by... 1019 01:13:58,960 --> 01:13:59,460 and smoke started to come out of their jumblies. 1020 01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:03,460 So I thought I'd work my mojo to counter their mojo. 1021 01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:06,460 We got cross-mojonations, and their heads started exploding. 1022 01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,460 You know, that thing, and I ended up in my knickers here... 1023 01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:13,461 I believe you. 1024 01:14:13,961 --> 01:14:15,461 Now get dressed. 1025 01:14:15,961 --> 01:14:17,461 Smashing, baby. 1026 01:14:18,961 --> 01:14:19,461 Onward, boys. 1027 01:14:23,961 --> 01:14:27,461 Launching the subterranean probe. 1028 01:14:30,962 --> 01:14:34,462 Begin initial surface penetration. 1029 01:14:37,962 --> 01:14:42,462 Subterranean nuclear detonation in three minutes and counting. 1030 01:14:51,963 --> 01:14:53,463 Watch out! 1031 01:14:59,963 --> 01:15:01,463 Right front! 1032 01:15:01,963 --> 01:15:05,463 Subterranean nuclear detonation in three minutes and counting. 1033 01:15:15,964 --> 01:15:16,464 Oh, I tripped! 1034 01:15:18,964 --> 01:15:20,464 Open the frickin' door! 1035 01:15:24,965 --> 01:15:26,465 Probe destruction beginning in... 1036 01:15:26,965 --> 01:15:27,465 Judo! 1037 01:15:49,966 --> 01:15:50,466 Abort. 1038 01:15:58,967 --> 01:15:59,467 Now to Dr. Evil. 1039 01:16:00,967 --> 01:16:03,467 Din-din. 1040 01:16:03,967 --> 01:16:06,467 I want chicken, I want liver. 1041 01:16:06,967 --> 01:16:08,467 Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver. 1042 01:16:09,967 --> 01:16:12,467 I've got you now, Dr. Evil. 1043 01:16:13,967 --> 01:16:16,468 Well done, Mr. Powers. 1044 01:16:16,968 --> 01:16:20,468 We're not so different, you and l. 1045 01:16:20,968 --> 01:16:25,468 However, isn't it ironic, the very things you stand for... 1046 01:16:25,968 --> 01:16:32,468 free love, swinging parties, are all now in the nineties... 1047 01:16:32,969 --> 01:16:37,469 considered to be...evil? 1048 01:16:37,969 --> 01:16:41,469 What we swingers were rebelling against... 1049 01:16:41,969 --> 01:16:43,469 is uptight squares like you... 1050 01:16:43,969 --> 01:16:46,469 whose bag was money and world domination. 1051 01:16:46,969 --> 01:16:47,469 We were innocent, man. 1052 01:16:47,969 --> 01:16:51,470 If we'd known the consequences of our sexual liberation... 1053 01:16:51,970 --> 01:16:53,470 we would have done things differently... 1054 01:16:53,970 --> 01:16:55,470 but the spirit would've remained the same. 1055 01:16:55,970 --> 01:16:58,470 It's freedom, baby. 1056 01:16:58,970 --> 01:16:59,470 Face it. 1057 01:17:00,970 --> 01:17:01,470 Freedom failed. 1058 01:17:01,970 --> 01:17:04,470 No, man, freedom didn't fail. 1059 01:17:04,970 --> 01:17:08,471 Right now, we've got freedom and responsibility. 1060 01:17:08,971 --> 01:17:10,471 It's a very groovy time. 1061 01:17:10,971 --> 01:17:13,471 There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster. 1062 01:17:13,971 --> 01:17:16,471 All right, baldy. Shut your cakehole. 1063 01:17:16,971 --> 01:17:19,471 Come on. Let's go. On your bike. 1064 01:17:19,971 --> 01:17:21,471 Not so fast. 1065 01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:25,472 It seems the tables have turned, Mr. Powers. 1066 01:17:25,972 --> 01:17:27,472 Go ahead, Austin. Don't worry about me. 1067 01:17:27,972 --> 01:17:30,472 I can take my Sega, right, Dad? 1068 01:17:30,972 --> 01:17:34,472 It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil. 1069 01:17:34,972 --> 01:17:36,472 Not really. Kill the little bastard. 1070 01:17:36,972 --> 01:17:37,472 See what I care. 1071 01:17:37,972 --> 01:17:39,472 But, Dad, we just had a breakthrough in group. 1072 01:17:39,972 --> 01:17:42,472 I had the group liquidated, you little shit. 1073 01:17:42,973 --> 01:17:43,473 They were insolent. 1074 01:17:43,973 --> 01:17:46,473 I hate you! 1075 01:17:46,973 --> 01:17:48,473 I wish I was never artificially created in a lab. 1076 01:17:48,973 --> 01:17:51,473 Scott, that hurts Daddy when you say that, honestly. 1077 01:17:55,973 --> 01:17:56,473 Your timing is impeccable. 1078 01:17:56,973 --> 01:17:58,473 Go ahead. Take Mr. Powers away. 1079 01:18:00,974 --> 01:18:02,474 What? 1080 01:18:02,974 --> 01:18:05,474 Dr. Evil, I've spent 30 years of my life... 1081 01:18:06,974 --> 01:18:08,474 turning this two-bit evil empire... 1082 01:18:08,974 --> 01:18:11,474 into a world-class multinational. 1083 01:18:11,974 --> 01:18:14,474 I was going to have a cover story in Forbes. 1084 01:18:14,974 --> 01:18:18,475 But, you, like an idiot, wanted to take over the world... 1085 01:18:18,975 --> 01:18:20,475 and you don't realize there is no world anymore. 1086 01:18:20,975 --> 01:18:22,475 It's only corporations. 1087 01:18:22,975 --> 01:18:24,475 Silence, Number Two! 1088 01:18:25,975 --> 01:18:28,475 I've had enough of you pushing me around. 1089 01:18:32,975 --> 01:18:36,476 I have a business proposition you might find very interesting. 1090 01:18:37,976 --> 01:18:40,476 All right. I've had enough. 1091 01:18:44,976 --> 01:18:46,476 Judo chop! 1092 01:18:49,976 --> 01:18:51,476 The complex will self-destruct. 1093 01:18:56,977 --> 01:18:58,477 Let's split! Let's go! 1094 01:19:00,977 --> 01:19:03,477 This place is going to blow! 1095 01:19:08,977 --> 01:19:11,478 The complex will self-destruct. 1096 01:19:21,978 --> 01:19:22,478 This way, Austin. 1097 01:19:22,978 --> 01:19:24,478 Come on, baby! It's gonna blow! 1098 01:19:24,978 --> 01:19:26,478 Let's go. Move it! 1099 01:20:04,981 --> 01:20:06,481 I love you, Mr. Powers. 1100 01:20:06,981 --> 01:20:10,481 And I love you, Mrs. Powers. 1101 01:20:13,981 --> 01:20:14,481 That'll be Basil Exposition. 1102 01:20:15,981 --> 01:20:17,481 Ignore it, Austin. Come back to bed. 1103 01:20:17,981 --> 01:20:19,481 Duty calls, baby. 1104 01:20:24,982 --> 01:20:28,482 I hope I'm not interrupting your honeymoon. 1105 01:20:28,982 --> 01:20:30,482 No, not at all, Basil. 1106 01:20:30,982 --> 01:20:33,482 Did you get that fruit basket I sent you? 1107 01:20:33,982 --> 01:20:35,482 Yes, we did, Basil, but you sent too much. 1108 01:20:36,982 --> 01:20:38,483 I'm gonna have to send some to my mother. 1109 01:20:38,983 --> 01:20:40,483 Don't forget these. 1110 01:20:40,983 --> 01:20:41,483 Thanks. 1111 01:20:41,983 --> 01:20:42,483 There you go. 1112 01:20:42,983 --> 01:20:44,483 Did you get my other gift? 1113 01:20:44,983 --> 01:20:45,483 We did. 1114 01:20:45,983 --> 01:20:49,483 Yes, Basil, nice rack. 1115 01:20:49,983 --> 01:20:52,483 But who in the world gave us this drawing? 1116 01:20:52,983 --> 01:20:53,483 It's bizarre. 1117 01:20:53,983 --> 01:20:57,484 As you know, Dr. Evil has escaped in his rocket... 1118 01:20:57,984 --> 01:21:00,484 which has disappeared from our tracking system. 1119 01:21:00,984 --> 01:21:02,484 Hold on. Coffee? 1120 01:21:04,984 --> 01:21:09,484 And, Vanessa, by the way, you have been made a full agent. 1121 01:21:09,984 --> 01:21:11,484 That's fantastic! Thanks. 1122 01:21:11,984 --> 01:21:14,485 Milk? 1123 01:21:14,985 --> 01:21:16,485 And, Austin, Her Majesty the Queen informs me... 1124 01:21:16,985 --> 01:21:18,485 that you are to be knighted. 1125 01:21:18,985 --> 01:21:20,485 Very shagadelic! 1126 01:21:20,985 --> 01:21:23,485 The best of luck to both of you! 1127 01:21:23,985 --> 01:21:24,485 Thanks, Basil. 1128 01:21:26,985 --> 01:21:27,485 You know, Vanessa... 1129 01:21:27,985 --> 01:21:31,486 I'll never forget the first time I saw you. 1130 01:21:31,986 --> 01:21:33,486 You were so incredibly beautiful... 1131 01:21:34,986 --> 01:21:37,486 so incredibly sexy... 1132 01:21:38,986 --> 01:21:40,486 I knew I had to have you... 1133 01:21:41,986 --> 01:21:43,486 right then and there. 1134 01:21:45,986 --> 01:21:47,487 Did you feel the same way? 1135 01:21:47,987 --> 01:21:50,487 Actually, I couldn't stop staring at your teeth. 1136 01:21:53,987 --> 01:21:56,487 I ordered some champagne. Come in! 1137 01:21:56,987 --> 01:21:58,487 Lovely, Austin. 1138 01:21:58,987 --> 01:21:59,487 Right over there's fine. Thank you. 1139 01:21:59,987 --> 01:22:01,487 Let's go out on the terrace. It's a beautiful night. 1140 01:22:01,987 --> 01:22:03,487 We can look at the stars. 1141 01:22:03,987 --> 01:22:06,488 Smashing idea, baby. 1142 01:22:06,988 --> 01:22:07,488 Look at you. 1143 01:22:09,988 --> 01:22:11,488 Look out! 1144 01:22:14,988 --> 01:22:17,488 That really hurt! 1145 01:22:17,988 --> 01:22:19,488 I'm going to have a lump there, you idiot. 1146 01:22:19,988 --> 01:22:23,489 Who throws a shoe? Honestly. 1147 01:22:24,989 --> 01:22:25,489 You fight like a woman. 1148 01:22:43,990 --> 01:22:46,490 Honestly, it's not mine. 1149 01:22:46,990 --> 01:22:47,490 No, use it. 1150 01:23:13,991 --> 01:23:15,492 Look how beautiful the night sky is. 1151 01:23:15,992 --> 01:23:18,492 Isn't that the Big Dipper? 1152 01:23:18,992 --> 01:23:20,492 Yeah, and that looks just like Uranus. 1153 01:23:24,992 --> 01:23:26,492 I've never seen that big star before. 1154 01:23:26,992 --> 01:23:27,492 What is that? 1155 01:23:30,992 --> 01:23:32,493 Good God. 1156 01:23:37,993 --> 01:23:40,493 I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers. 1157 01:23:40,993 --> 01:23:44,493 It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth. 1158 01:24:14,995 --> 01:24:15,495 Darling, you look fabulous. 1159 01:24:15,995 --> 01:24:19,495 All right. There we go. 1160 01:24:19,995 --> 01:24:21,495 Look at that face. Show me. Come on. 1161 01:24:21,995 --> 01:24:22,495 There. Bit of hair. 1162 01:24:22,995 --> 01:24:24,496 Smashing. 1163 01:24:24,996 --> 01:24:27,496 It's coming around now. 1164 01:24:31,996 --> 01:24:33,496 It's not working! 1165 01:24:33,996 --> 01:24:34,496 Go change. There you go. 1166 01:24:34,996 --> 01:24:36,496 Can you change her? ls that all right? 1167 01:24:36,996 --> 01:24:38,496 Very good. 1168 01:24:39,996 --> 01:24:43,497 And right here. Looking right there. 1169 01:24:43,997 --> 01:24:44,497 I'm not even looking. 1170 01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:46,497 You're wicked! 1171 01:24:46,997 --> 01:24:49,497 You got your mojo working overtime, darling. 1172 01:24:49,997 --> 01:24:51,497 I'm not even shooting it. It's insane. 1173 01:24:51,997 --> 01:24:53,497 Smashing. 1174 01:24:53,997 --> 01:24:55,497 Can I get a smile? 1175 01:24:57,997 --> 01:24:59,498 Come on, you boys. Get together. 1176 01:25:00,998 --> 01:25:02,498 Good. Lovin' it. 1177 01:25:02,998 --> 01:25:04,498 Let's make a Vanessa sandwich. 1178 01:25:04,998 --> 01:25:05,498 The winged horn. 1179 01:25:05,998 --> 01:25:08,498 Come on, Austin. Give it to me. 1180 01:25:08,998 --> 01:25:10,498 Oh, behave. 1181 01:25:10,998 --> 01:25:12,498 You're an animal! 1182 01:25:18,999 --> 01:25:19,499 That's it. 1183 01:25:21,999 --> 01:25:23,499 Just the top of the hair. 1184 01:25:23,999 --> 01:25:25,499 Born and shoot. 1185 01:25:25,999 --> 01:25:26,499 Try it one more time. 1186 01:25:26,999 --> 01:25:28,499 And born and shoot. 1187 01:25:28,999 --> 01:25:30,499 That's it. 1188 01:25:30,999 --> 01:25:33,499 Let's go. Come on. 1189 01:25:33,999 --> 01:25:35,500 Ignore this. 1190 01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:36,500 Ignore me doing this. 1191 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,500 Fabulous, darling. 1192 01:26:00,001 --> 01:26:01,501 Show me the eye. 1193 01:26:06,001 --> 01:26:08,501 Never get up. I'm spent! 1194 01:26:09,002 --> 01:26:11,502 We'll take you, and we'll go out on the town... 1195 01:26:12,002 --> 01:26:13,502 and swing, baby. 1196 01:26:21,002 --> 01:26:21,502 Missis... 1197 01:26:23,002 --> 01:26:23,502 Will ya... 1198 01:26:26,002 --> 01:26:26,503 Make me tea? 1199 01:26:29,003 --> 01:26:30,503 Make love to me... 1200 01:26:31,003 --> 01:26:31,503 Put on the telly... 1201 01:26:34,003 --> 01:26:34,503 To the BBC? 1202 01:26:37,003 --> 01:26:37,503 To the BBC? 1203 01:26:40,003 --> 01:26:40,503 BBC One. 1204 01:26:41,003 --> 01:26:42,503 BBC Two. 1205 01:26:43,003 --> 01:26:43,503 BBC Three. 1206 01:26:44,004 --> 01:26:44,504 BBC Four. 1207 01:26:45,004 --> 01:26:46,504 BBC Five. 1208 01:26:47,004 --> 01:26:47,504 BBC Six. 1209 01:26:48,004 --> 01:26:48,504 BBC Seven. 1210 01:26:50,004 --> 01:26:50,504 BBC heaven. 1211 01:26:52,004 --> 01:26:53,504 Missis... 1212 01:26:55,004 --> 01:26:55,504 Will ya... 1213 01:26:58,004 --> 01:26:58,504 Make me tea? 1214 01:27:01,004 --> 01:27:01,505 Make love to me... 1215 01:27:03,005 --> 01:27:05,505 Put on the telly... 1216 01:27:06,005 --> 01:27:07,505 To the BBC? 1217 01:27:08,005 --> 01:27:09,505 To the BBC? 1218 01:27:12,005 --> 01:27:12,505 BBC One. 1219 01:27:14,005 --> 01:27:14,505 BBC Two. 1220 01:27:15,005 --> 01:27:15,505 BBC Three. 1221 01:27:16,005 --> 01:27:16,505 BBC Four. 1222 01:27:18,005 --> 01:27:18,505 BBC Five. 1223 01:27:19,006 --> 01:27:19,506 BBC Six. 1224 01:27:20,006 --> 01:27:20,506 BBC Seven. 1225 01:27:21,006 --> 01:27:22,506 BBC heaven. 1226 01:27:46,007 --> 01:27:46,507 Missis... 1227 01:27:49,007 --> 01:27:49,507 Will ya... 1228 01:27:52,007 --> 01:27:52,507 Make me tea? 1229 01:27:54,008 --> 01:27:55,508 Make love to me... 1230 01:27:57,008 --> 01:27:58,508 Put on the telly... 1231 01:28:00,008 --> 01:28:00,508 To the BBC? 1232 01:28:03,008 --> 01:28:03,508 To the BBC? 1233 01:28:06,008 --> 01:28:06,508 BBC One. 1234 01:28:07,008 --> 01:28:26,509 BBC Two. 1235 01:28:27,009 --> 01:28:28,509 What is that? 1236 01:28:32,010 --> 01:28:32,510 Good God. 1237 01:28:38,010 --> 01:28:40,510 I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers. 1238 01:28:41,010 --> 01:28:44,510 It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth. 1239 01:29:15,012 --> 01:29:15,502 Darling, you look fabulous.86002