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*AMPHIBIA* Season 03 Episode 16 IMDB

[frogs croaking] Episode Title: "The Three Armies" Part 1 of 2

Aired on: April 30, 2022.

[chattering]

Listen up. Our spies tell us

that Andrias plans to invade Earth in just a few days,

so it's time for our rebellion to mobilize!

Oh, yeah! [all cheering]

Which means it's time for us

to join up with our newt and toad allies!

Whoo!

- [crickets chirping] - [coughing]

Did you say newts and toads

coming here to work with us?

Yeah. What's the problem?

Historically, frogs, newts and toads haven't really gotten...

What Hop Pop is trying to say is that things will be tense.

Really? But Duckweed's a newt, Toadstool's a toad,

and you two have been happily living in Wartwood for years!

Eh, define "happily."

It's definitely had its bumps.

I don't believe this.

You're telling me we spent all this time

building this giant army

and there's a chance you guys won't work together?

We're just saying there's an extremely high possibility of that, yes.

[groans]

Cheer up, Sash! You're forgetting that I happen to be excellent

at brokering peace between feuding factions.

I...

Whaaaat?

Hello? I brought the track team and band geeks together

that one time to put on the school dance.

Only award I've ever gotten.

Oh, yeah!

By pointing out they both value proper lung control.

Getting these guys together will be a cinch. You'll see.

We just need to find those connection points.

You better be right. We don't have much time and a lot is riding on this.

Madame Generals!

They're here.

Beatrix.

Tritonio.

Welcome.

Enough pleasantries.

I agreed to fight alongside you frogs,

but I draw the line at newts.

They'll steal your sword and then stab you in the back with it!

Only because you toads are too slow.

And smelly, I might add.

I'm gonna turn your tail into a toothpick.

Hey now! Come on, you two.

Let's at least try to get along.

Say, Beatrix, did you hear something just now?

No. Maybe a small animal squeaking somewhere?

Oh, ignoring frogs now, eh?

Typical.

A snobby newt and a bully of a toad.

Why am I not surprised?

That does it.

This alliance is over. Toodles!

Guys, we need to work together if we're gonna stop Andrias.

Let's just head down to the war room

and talk through some strategies.

It would be a waste of time, Sasha.

I mean, who can fix 900 years of conflict in a day?

[Anne clears throat]

Who has two thumbs and is a neutral arbitrator

who fell out of the sky?

This girl!

It is true that you fell out of the sky.

The idea does have merit.

Fine. If Anne thinks she can moderate, we'll stay.

As will we.

Us too.

[Anne] Hop Pop, we live here.

Oh, right.

Okay then.

Let's start the healing!

[both] Whoa!

[chirps]

[roars]

Weapon check here! Weapon check!

Leave a weapon, take a number.

[cackles]

All of Andrias's power comes from this music box,

so our best bet is to get it away from him.

All right, friends. Any ideas?

Remember, this is a safe space

full of chill vibes and good intentions.

[scoffs] What? I have an idea!

Let me guess. You want to bash in the front door,

beat up anyone you see and take the music box?

Maybe.

Typical toad maneuver. It'll never work.

Tritonio, let's keep it positive.

All ideas are welcome here.

Even bad ones?

Especially bad ones.

Well, uh, I have an id...

May I propose a more intelligent approach?

We take a small strike force,

dress them up as orphans, sneak past the guards and steal the box.

I'm not confident that would succeed.

Andrias's security is top notch,

and I don't think orphans are gonna trick a bunch of soulless robots.

With the right orphan costume, you can trick anyone. It's proven.

[laughs] Now who has bad ideas, ya cocky newt?

[Anne] Beatrix, that's not helping. Right.

[clears throat]

Would anyone like to hear my idea?

[laughs] A frog with a battle strategy?

Yes, yes. What is it?

Maybe paint a barn? Have a hoedown?

[both laughing]

[growls] That's it!

[grunts]

Ow! [grunts]

Anne, this isn't working.

We need to do something.

You're right, Sash. It's time for...

team-building exercises.

[chattering]

Okay, folks. Listen up.

In order to defeat King Andrias and his robot hoards,

we need to work together. [growls]

First up is the mirror exercise.

I learned this one at summer camp.

Everyone gather round in a circle

and mimic my movements exactly.

Excuse me. What's the point of this?

If it's to make us all feel stupid, it's working.

This is all about harmony, people.

Can you feel it? Can you feel the harmony?

[all groaning]

[shouts]

[grunting]

[grunting continues]

[Anne] Next up is the human knot.

Or in this case the human, frog, toad, newt knot thing.

Try to untangle yourselves while holding hands.

Gotta twirl, Grimesy. [Groans]

Come on, toad. Figure it out.

Yeah, use that big brain of yours.

[screaming]

[grunting]

[all scream]

[Anne] Next up, the three-legged race.

[growls]

Runners, on your mark, get set...

[whistle blows]

[grunting]

[screams]

[panting]

[screaming]

Whoo! Yes! Nailed it!

[grunts]

[footsteps approaching] Oh, no. Not again!

[crowd groaning]

Next, we have the trust fall!

This is the final step to knowing that you'll have each other's backs out there.

Now, when I say "go"...

- Go? - [all gasp]

No! [thuds]

Way to leave your armor on, you dumb toad.

Well, you weaklings were supposed to catch me.

Guys, remember, this is about supporting each other.

Support? I got your support right here!

[screams]

- [newts gasp] - Oh, geez!

- [laughing] - [screams]

[growls] [screams]

[screams]

- That does it! - Oh, it's on!

[laughs]

[growls]

- [screams] - [grunts]

Oh, my gosh. Anne, this is a total disaster.

They're fine. They're just blowing off steam.

At least they don't have their weapons.

Did somebody say weapons?

[soldier 1] Yeah. Let's get those weapons!

- [soldier 2] That would make this better! - [Anne] No!

Weapon! Take a weapon, leave a body.

No, wait! Guys, we can talk about... [clamoring]

...this.

Newts, to me!

Toads, battle formation!

Come on, frogs! Uh, do the best you can.

No!

[all] Charge!

Enough!

I said enough!

[all screaming]

[clears throat] Probably should have led with the having powers thing.

All this time, I thought I could solve your problems

and heal this rift.

[gasping]

But I was wrong.

There is no quick fix,

I can't solve this problem for you.

Only you can.

So when you're ready to work together and save the world,

let me know.

[chattering] [coughing]

Dang, Anne.

You were a total boss out there.

[sobs] I'm s-s-s-sorry, Sash.

[sniffles] I thought I could help, b-b-b-b...

[sobs] Aw, Boonchuy, you did all you could.

Now buck up, soldier. We'll figure out a new plan.

Okay. [Sighs] Maybe we could...

[Hop Pop clears throat]

We came up with a plan!

Hopediah came to us and got us thinking.

If Beatrix does her original plan

and attacks Andrias's front door...

We can draw the attention of his forces,

leaving a window for a small group to sneak in the back door

and steal the music box while they're distracted.

[all] What do you think?

I think that's perfect.

It's just like the plan from that movie.

War of the Warlocks. That's right!

Uh, Marcy made us watch it every sleepover.

And you came up with this together?

I thought you hated each other.

Well, Anne was right.

We can't count on anyone to solve our deep-rooted problems.

In the meantime, you helped us see that we really do want the same thing:

To take our world back from that crazy king.

We might not be able to forget the past,

but, if we work together, we might have a future.

All right. Then let's draw this game plan up and...

[rumbling] Whoa!

[screaming in distance] Saint Swamp Water Susie!

[coughs] Hello, young friends.

Mother Olm? What are you doing here?

I have some very important news.

It's Andrias.

We Olm's can feel the tremors of his army's movement.

That information about him moving out in a few days was a lie.

He plans to invade Earth tonight!

Looks like it's go time. You ready?

You heard the lady.

Let's move out!

[soldiers] Yes, ma'am!

Is now a good time to mention

that we've also allied with an army of mushroom zombies?

Let's give 'em a minute. Got it.

[frogs croaking] Episode Title: "The Begining of the End" Part 2 of 2

[music playing on TV]

Your puny resistance stands no chance against my undead horde!

I know what you're thinking.

The resistance stands no chance

against the Lich King's undead horde.

Totally.

But little do they know

the whole battle is just a distraction

so that our heroes can sneak into the castle

and destroy the Crystal Crown of Tantamore.

Whoa! Spoiler alert.

Sorry, sorry.

It's just such a good movie,

and I get carried away.

[chuckles] Mar-Mar, I'm joking.

I don't actually care.

Phew. [Chuckles]

At least I didn't ruin the second twist, where it turns out... [groans]

[both] Pillow fight!

[all laughing]

Come back here! [screams]

[all laughing]

Ooh, guys, here comes my favorite part!

- [snoring] - Guys?

Oh. [Chuckles] You guys fell asleep again.

You'll never defeat us, Lich King...

"Not when we have the power of friendship." [echoes]

[chattering]

All right, is everyone clear on the plan?

Tritonio, Beatrix and Croaker will lead a direct assault on the castle.

With the King's attention drawn,

Anne and I will infiltrate the castle,

rescue Marcy, and steal the source of Andrias's power:

The music box.

Suit up and move out, people!

Today, we give evil a big, fat wedgie!

[echoes] [cheering]

[chuckles] I wrote that line.

Oh, really? Couldn't tell.

[chattering]

[groaning]

This is so exciting!

Andrias isn't gonna know what hit him!

Anyone need to use the bathroom before this make-or-break mission?

I'm serious, guys. This is your last chance.

Grimesy, I need a moment with Anne.

Can you ride with the Plantars?

That's fine. Can I have your phone?

Sure. Wait, why?

Oh, I just put a play list together of rad tunes

to get me amped for the battle.

[crying] I'm so proud of you.

[soldiers marching]

[battle horn blows]

[clears throat] We need to talk about Marcy.

You were thinking about her too, huh?

She got us stuck here on purpose, Anne.

I know she was freaking out about moving,

but it's still super messed up.

We've all made mistakes, Sasha.

And besides, maybe we're partially to blame.

"Ex-squeeze" me?

Remember that movie she used to make us watch?

War of the Warlocks?

And how we'd always fall asleep?

It was a three-hour movie.

It wasn't just that movie though.

We ignored all her interests.

We might have ignored her needs too.

Maybe that's why she went behind our backs with this crazy plan.

All I'm saying is, even if we save Marcy,

can we really save this friendship?

I don't know.

But we have to try.

The preparations for the Earth invasion are complete, your majesty.

Would you care for some sparkling cider before we begin?

Ooh, don't mind if I do.

[battle horn blows]

What have we here?

It looks like the worms have decided to make a final stand.

[roars]

People of Amphibia,

are we gonna sit here and let the past steal our future?

[all] No!

- Well, then charge! - [all] Charge!

[screaming]

Brace for impact.

[explosions]

[scream in distance]

That's actually a pretty big army.

Guess I'd better get down there.

[slurps] Ooh, that's good.

What is this, raspberry?

[screaming] [metal weapons clanging]

[dance music playing]

Shh, stealth mission! Hello?

Right. Sorry. [music ends]

All right, we get in,

get the music box, save Marcy.

Got it? [all] Got it.

[Anne] Let's go.

Okay, so let's say you're right,

and we've been taking Marcy for granted,

that doesn't change what she's done.

It's not about what she did, Sash.

It's about why she did it.

So, I'm just supposed to forgive her? Like it's easy?

It's not easy.

Forgiveness is hard.

And it can take time.

But believe me...

it's worth it.

I mean, just look at what you and I have now.

[sniffles] You're right. Of course, you are.

Now let's save that lovable little nerd, so we can make things right with her.

That's what I'm talkin' about!

Come on. The throne room is just up ahead.

Going... Somewhere?

Lady Olivia! Yunnan! It's us!

You're wastin' your breath, boy. Look!

[screams]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[screaming] [metal weapons clanging]

[shouting]

[grunts]

[roars]

[cackles]

All right, Fido. Sick 'em!

[roars]

[shouts]

[grunting]

[panting]

[shouts, whimpers]

[screams]

[rumbling]

[groans]

Yay! I told you he was real!

[cheering]

That's a lot to process, but okay!

[all] Huh?

[all gasp] [creaking]

Well, don't stop on my account.

This is it! Charge!

[screaming]

[shouts]

[grunting]

[grunting]

They're too in sync. We can't land a hit.

They're not the only ones who are in sync.

Sasha, remember that super dance-fusion routine we always used to do?

How could I forget?

Hit it, Grime.

Let's see. [mumbles]

Got it! [dance music playing]

[music continues]

[music ends]

Whoa. What happened?

Where are we?

No time to explain!

We're here for the music box.

And Marcy.

No, wait. Marcy has changed.

She's no longer the girl you knew.

Neither are me and Sasha.

No, you don't understand!

I don't see Marcy.

First things first. Get the box.

I can't believe it. It's over. We've won.

[computerized beeping]

Wait, what?

[powering up]

[both scream]

[all scream, grunt]

Hello, girls.

Nice of you to fall for our trap.

Marcy?

What are you wearing? What's going on?

We're not Marcy. Not anymore.

We are a collection of Amphibia's greatest minds,

uploaded into a unified consciousness.

What have you done with Marcy?

She's up here with us.

It's how we recognized your little ruse.

War of the Warlocks? [chuckles] Very cute.

Give us our friend or I'll rip that helmet off and take her back!

Your friend? Don't be silly.

You're not friends. Not anymore.

And, examining Marcy's memories, it's doubtful you ever were.

Sasha, don't listen to this thing.

Ah! The famous Anne.

Dumber than a bag of rocks

and yet somehow this rebellion's last hope.

Oh, which reminds me. [Both scream]

Frogs, toads and newts of the Resistance!

Your leaders have been captured.

Your rebellion is over.

Whoa. It can't be. We've lost.

We must retreat! There's nothing else we can do.

[shouting] Later, losers.

I'd say you put up a good fight,

but I'm not that good of an actor.

[laughs]

[grunts]

[grunts]

Everything is ready, my lord.

The rebellion is in shambles

and Earth is ripe for the taking.

Then all that's left is for us to do what you could not:

Kill Anne.

[all gasping]

It's been risky enough using the box up until now.

We don't know what will happen as long as she holds a piece of its power.

I don't believe it.

They're as clueless about the stones as we are.

Whoa!

[grunts]

[gasps]

[Darcy] Let's make this quick.

Wait!

Amusing. You wish to beg?

Just a quick question.

Are you sure this will return the stone's power to the box?

What if killing me somehow extinguishes the box's power altogether?

Poof!

Don't be ridiculous.

You think the Core hasn't considered...

Shut up, Andrias.

[powering down]

Unprecedented.

We cannot reach a consensus.

Therefore, we must confirm the energy can be safely extracted before killing her.

Wait. Did I seriously just outsmart you?

You only bought enough time to watch your planet fall.

We look forward to dissecting you.

Alive.

Guards, have the rest of them fitted for collars immediately.

Andrias. Portal. Now. It's time.

[Hop Pop] Watch the hands.

[Polly] I'll bite your face off!

[both gasp]

[all gasp]

[cars honking]

[rumbling] What's going on?

Duck and cover! It's the big one!

[all screaming]

[music playing on TV]

[piano music playing]

[music ends]