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Do you know why they call me Mr. X, Jenny?
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Right you are, Jenny.
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Because I deal specifically
with extraterrestrials.
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And rumor has it
that there are a few in the area.
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Hit it, Jenners.
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Very good, Jenny. Very nice.
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This is why you're the best.
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Oh, Jenny, honey, are you blushing?
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But who is this, I wonder?
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Little Miss String Bean.
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Uh-huh. Sounds like
some real '80s movie junk.
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But one thing's for sure.
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These aliens are being sheltered.
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And whoever is harboring these little
monsters will be in big trouble...
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One Popsicle, please?
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Sorry, little man. This was the last one.
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Uh, give me a sec.
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Now, we've got to get these aliens
before someone gets abducted or worse.
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Okay, we need some real food.
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Jenny, Jenny, you've done it again.
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Is it just me, or is anyone feeling
amped up since we fought the robot?
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Kick that robot butt, you mean.
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- Remember I was all, "Whapow"!
- And you were like…
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Sounds like you got a case
of post-battle euphoria.
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Nothing like a brush with death
to make you feel alive.
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So, what's next? I'm ready to fight.
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Hopefully, nothing.
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Unless Andrias sends another robot,
we're safe for now.
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So I'm taking the Plantars
to their first movie.
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Well, if anything comes up, we're ready.
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I even broke out an old pull-up bar. Look.
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- Ah, my back!
- Honey, be careful.
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Guys, please.
Leave the danger to us, okay?
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Now movie time.
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Hello, sensory overload!
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Whoa! What is this, a church?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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- What's the matter?
- Just thinking about my folks.
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I don't like the idea of putting
those two in harm's way.
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I know we took down that robot together,
but they're still just parents, you know?
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They shop for groceries
and coach Little League T-ball.
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Well, luckily today is a stress-free day
with no danger or conflict.
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Hello. Welcome to Thai Go.
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I was stationed in Phuket for a bit.
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We'll take one Pad see ew.
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And while we're at it,
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have you seen any odd creatures
walking around?
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Probably disguised as… humans?
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What strange shapes they are!
Haven't seen them. Who's asking?
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Oh, just your friendly
neighborhood federal government.
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Yes. Very nice. Hooray government!
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Geez, where's the fire? Hmm?
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Gotta go! Is your stun gun charged, Jenny?
Tell me it's charged!
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- Uh…
- We have to go now.
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I'll explain on the way.
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Come on, come on.
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And now…
for what you've all been waiting for.
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Another trailer!
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Twenty minutes of trailers?
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And you keep calling yourself civilized.
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Anyone else feel like this audio video
experience is a little overwhelming?
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Entertainment that makes your ears bleed?
I'm here for it, baby!
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I have to admit,
it is pretty difficult to hear anything.
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She's not answering.
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We're gonna lose him in the traffic!
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That's because you drive like an old man!
Move over!
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Man, this city, I tell ya!
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Oh, no!
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Well, it was no Suspicion Island.
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What did you say?
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I thought the protagonist was pretty fun.
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I liked that she was very flawed
and had room to grow.
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Oh, crud.
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Back inside, gang.
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No, not another one!
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Guys, there's a secret agent after us!
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We have to find a way out of this place
without him finding...
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Tell me, are you folks from the area?
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Or just visiting?
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Oh, how I love a good chase.
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- I think we lost him.
- Great. Don't stop.
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Wait! Stop!
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I think I just won something.
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They're watching the exit.
We need to find another way out.
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- We coming in to help.
- No!
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I don't want you getting in trouble.
We can handle it.
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Tell her we are adults
and we know what we're doing.
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Anne, your mother says...
Hang on, I'm putting you on speaker.
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Okay, let's see. How do we do this?
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What?
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I think I accidentally...
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Oh, hi, Grandma.
Yeah, I just had a sandwich.
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Mom, Dad, just stay in the car.
We're safe. We'll meet you outside.
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Bye, Grandma. Love you.
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Ah, that tickles my brain.
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How do we get them out? They're cornered.
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I have an idea.
Not only how to get them out,
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but to deal with these agents, too.
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Quick! To the pet store!
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Honey, take it easy!
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Okay, okay. Get it together, Anne. Think.
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What we're going to need to do first is...
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Hide!
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Well, this is getting fun.
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Oh, good. It's a dead end.
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Ah! Classic. Everyone, hide.
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Now, what could this be?
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- What the...
- Now, guys!
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Oh, no, you don't!
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What even are you?
And why are yo so slimy? Ugh!
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Rude!
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Jenny, you're not gonna believe this.
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They're big, beautiful,
talking frog monsters!
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Call in the troops.
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Why are these doors so high up?
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Your big toe is in my eyeball!
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- Watch it! My hand!
- Get off of my...
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Stay quiet.
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Okay, so your mother and I
have a plan to get you out.
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- It's really good too!
- Guys, no!
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Seriously, we got this. It's four on one.
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When he comes in, we'll rush him and run.
See you soon.
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Man, this city, I tell ya.
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No, no, no, no, no. Anne. Anne!
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In the bathroom. You ready, honey?
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Born ready.
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They're in there. Come on, everyone.
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Show time!
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Let's grab ourselves some frog aliens.
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Okay, guys. On three, go for the eyes.
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One, two…
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What's going on?
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- Power's off!
- On your toes!
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They're getting away!
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Ow! Watch where you're stepping!
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Nice frog alien, sir.
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Uh, I've heard of little green men,
but this is ridiculous.
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Looks like our little friends
are smarter than I thought.
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We're gonna have fun with this one, Jenny.
And we'll have the last laugh!
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I don't believe it.
Dad, Mom, how did you...
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Well,
parents have a special set of skills.
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First, your mother bought us some time…
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Wow.
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While your father got the frogs
at a pet store down the street.
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The owner was your T-ball coach,
Mr. Tran. Remember him? Nice guy.
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And remember that one time
we tried to fix the electricity?
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Yeah. Wasn't that a disaster?
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Yep. So we knew exactly what not to do.
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Amazing!
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- Jealous!
- What is T-ball, anyway?
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You guys seriously did all that?
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I can't believe it. I guess I… I…
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Misjudged you.
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- That's okay, sweetie.
- We forgive you.
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Wait. But how did you know
which bathroom we were hiding in?
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- Uh…
- Parental intuition?
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And maybe the tracking device
we put on Hop Pop when he was sleeping.
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I was wondering what that was.
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What?
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Hi-yah!
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I give Dante's Inferno a B-plus for story
and an F-minus for helping us get home.
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How's it goin' on your end… Sprig?
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Pretty good.
I think I'm really gettin' somewhere.
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It's a giraffe.
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Okay. I can see we need a break.
Finger football?
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You know it.
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Score!
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Hey. What's gotten into you two?
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Oh, nothing. We're just looking for
a place to put this mud crown!
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Hey!
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What is that? What's going on?
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Well, in Amphibia, it's customary
to put a mud crown on somebody's head
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when it's their birthday!
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What?
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Mwah!
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Aw, thanks, guys. You shouldn't have.
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Sprig, I had no idea it was your birthday!
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Eh, don't worry about it.
I don't think I ever mentioned it.
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But I'm your friend!
I'm supposed to know these things!
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Well, we're not doing
any more research today.
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We're doing whatever folksy
frog traditions you do. Whaddya got?
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Well, the mud crown represents
every frog's humble beginning as an egg
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in the muddy waters of the swamp.
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And all that's left
is for the birthday frog
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to wear his crown and reflect.
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- Reflect?
- On his life until this point.
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Shh! It's starting!
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Okay. All done.
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Welp, that's that. Hoppy birthday, kiddo.
Pretty quick this year.
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I wonder which of our eight
streaming services we should watch.
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- Wait for me, guys!
- Wait. Hold on.
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That's all you frogs do
for your honkin' birthdays?
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Yes. This is starting to feel
a little culturally insensitive.
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Unacceptable.
Birthdays should be fun and memorable!
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Especially when you're turning, uh…
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- Eleven.
- Eleven!
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And I knew that because I'm your friend.
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And this friend's about to give you…
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The best birthday you've
ever had in your life! Capisce?
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Well, I'm intrigued. A little scared,
but intrigued. Let's do it.
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Now, now, my little impatiens.
Don't be impatient.
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Sorry, Dad! Love you, Dad!
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I can't believe Hop Pop and Polly
didn't want to share this basket with me.
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I feel perfectly sa...
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Listen up. Earth birthdays
are about fun, presents, cake.
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It's basically a day that means you tell
people what to do and get what you want.
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Wow. In Amphibia, it's all about
respecting those around you
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and being grateful
for the time you have left alive.
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- Man, talk about brainwashing.
- Are you talking about me or you?
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Earth birthday montage engage!
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What the heck?
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Meh.
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Whew! Man, that place had everything...
Big telescopes, crazy contraptions.
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- And I made a new friend.
- Oh, he wasn't a friend.
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That was security yelling at you
to get off the telescope.
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Anne, on your Earth birthday,
everyone is your friend.
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Now you're gettin' it.
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- Happy birthday, kid!
- Cute balloons!
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Happy b-day, dude!
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It's actually my birthday too.
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Wow. That was fun.
Thanks for an incredible birthday, Anne.
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You know, at first, I couldn't understand
why you'd make birthdays so special.
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And now I get it! Today was amazing.
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So, was it the best birthday
you've ever had?
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Oh! Definitely top three.
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What? That's it?
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I pull out all the stops, and I'm still
third place to a couple of mud crowns?
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- Well…
- This will not stand!
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It is my duty as your friend
to keep this party going
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until it's in the number one spot!
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But haven't we done everything
by this point?
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Not everything.
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Thanks, Dad. Be back soon.
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No worries. I'll just be over here,
reading great American literature.
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Simply brilliant.
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Whoa! We get to ride in one of these?
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Welcome, my friend, to paradiso.
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I'm gonna get a bird's-eye view
of another world
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in a flying machine
that's powered by fire?
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Whoo-hoo!
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Yes!
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Sprig, what is it? What's wrong?
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What the frog?
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Aw, don't be startled, child.
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This balloon only looks scary
because it was repurposed
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from a horror movie promotional piece.
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What? How could you think
that was a good idea?
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Well, we weren't about to waste
a perfectly good clown balloon.
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Anyways, the name's Blair the balloonist.
I take it you're…
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…here for the birthday package?
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- Yep.
- I'm 11 now.
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Well, hop aboard, explorers.
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Couple of quick safety rules before we...
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00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,044
Oopsy. High wind alert.
255
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,921
Sorry, guys,
but it's too risky to fly just now.
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00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,174
But it's his birthday!
257
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,926
You make a strong argument, but no can do.
258
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,430
Can we at least sit in the basket
and imagine we're flying?
259
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,266
Yeah.
Heck, you don't even need me for that.
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Give me a holler when you've had enough.
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00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,357
Wow! We get to use our imaginations? Neat!
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Forget that!
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Buh-bam!
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Go, go, go, go, go!
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00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,781
Yeah!
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00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:55,283
Whoa! Isn't this risky?
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00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:59,079
Relax. We're still tethered to the ground.
What's the worst that could happen?
268
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,582
Now come on. Let's seal the deal
and make this the best birthday ever!
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Yeah! Huh?
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Wowza. Unforgettable.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Oh, my frog!
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00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,066
We're gonna die!
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00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,735
Oh, I am definitely
getting fired for this.
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00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:31,820
Honk, honk!
276
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,242
- We're gonna hit something!
- Ow! Not if I can help it.
277
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,911
I'll control the altitude.
You use your tongue to steer us.
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00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,079
Got it! Huh?
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00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,755
Yes! Yes! We're amazing!
280
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:54,259
Down, down. Gotta go down!
281
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,354
What?
282
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,193
Wow! You're gettin' pretty good at that.
283
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,278
Thanks.
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00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,950
Don't open your mou...
285
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:21,327
Well, Doc, I think you've done it.
286
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:25,040
I think you've cured me
of my fear of direct eye contact!
287
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:30,795
Hon, look behind you.
288
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,674
No, Tyler, I will not clown face you.
289
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,135
I just don't know what to do.
290
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:40,680
Should I quit my office job to pursue
my passion of stand-up comedy?
291
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:43,099
Lord, send me a sign!
292
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,479
Hey, have you guys heard the one about
293
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the lady who probably just made
a really bad decision?
294
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,692
That was… a lot of geese.
295
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,152
Sprig, look!
296
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,785
- We can't move in time!
- We have to jump!
297
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:10,669
I didn't even get
to give you your present!
298
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,171
- You got me a present?
- Yeah, dude. It's your birthday.
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00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,550
Fifty hot dogs, please.
300
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,512
- Havin' a big party, eh?
- No. Why do you ask?
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00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,224
Hey, that actually worked.
302
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:33,733
Now that was a horror show. Woof!
303
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,611
Well, I ruined your birthday.
304
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:39,531
After all this time, I thought I'd be
a better friend than this.
305
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:41,032
What? How so?
306
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:44,953
Um, hello! I didn't even know
it was your birthday today.
307
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,872
I thought I could make it up to you
with the craziest day ever.
308
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,291
But it looks like I'm just a failure
through and through.
309
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,793
Friend punch!
310
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,212
Oh, wow.
It's been a while since that happened.
311
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:57,465
Anne, you're my best friend
because I love being with you,
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00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,801
not because you know what day I was born.
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00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:03,555
And this birthday isn't top three
because of the crazy stuff we did.
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00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:06,516
It's top three
because we got to spend it together.
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00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,894
Really?
316
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:13,481
That's, like,
the sweetest thing anyone's ever said.
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00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:14,858
Thanks, man.
318
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,987
Okay. I've gotta know.
What are your two top birthdays?
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00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:23,074
Well, birthday number one was the day
I was actually born and given life.
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00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:26,327
Oh. Well, that makes a lot of sense.
What about number two?
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00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,621
That was when my mom and dad
gave me this hat.
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00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:33,001
My memory of it is a little fuzzy.
But it's an iconic hat, right?
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00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:36,921
Yeah. It is iconic. Oh, yeah.
And here's the present I got you.
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00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,048
Yay!
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00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:42,594
Whoa! It's a telescope
with my name engraved on it.
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00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,095
Thanks, Anne.
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00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:45,263
You're welcome, dude.
328
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:48,600
Okay, let's go home because I don't wanna
look at that clown anymore.
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00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:51,227
I see it whenever I close my eyes.
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00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,520
Well, dude,
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another day, another adventure resolved
with no loose ends.
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00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,903
Anne, come on!
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00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,155
When is this balloon ride
supposed to be over?
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00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,219
Whoo-hoo! Baby!
335
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:27,097
Oh! Ah! Baby!
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