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Do you know why they call me Mr. X, Jenny?

Right you are, Jenny.

Because I deal specifically with extraterrestrials.

And rumor has it that there are a few in the area.

Hit it, Jenners.

Very good, Jenny. Very nice.

This is why you're the best.

Oh, Jenny, honey, are you blushing?

But who is this, I wonder?

Little Miss String Bean.

Uh-huh. Sounds like some real '80s movie junk.

But one thing's for sure.

These aliens are being sheltered.

And whoever is harboring these little monsters will be in big trouble...

One Popsicle, please?

Sorry, little man. This was the last one.

Uh, give me a sec.

Now, we've got to get these aliens before someone gets abducted or worse.

Okay, we need some real food.

Jenny, Jenny, you've done it again.

Is it just me, or is anyone feeling amped up since we fought the robot?

Kick that robot butt, you mean.

- Remember I was all, "Whapow"! - And you were like…

Sounds like you got a case of post-battle euphoria.

Nothing like a brush with death to make you feel alive.

So, what's next? I'm ready to fight.

Hopefully, nothing.

Unless Andrias sends another robot, we're safe for now.

So I'm taking the Plantars to their first movie.

Well, if anything comes up, we're ready.

I even broke out an old pull-up bar. Look.

- Ah, my back! - Honey, be careful.

Guys, please. Leave the danger to us, okay?

Now movie time.

Hello, sensory overload!

Whoa! What is this, a church?

Yeah, pretty much.

- What's the matter? - Just thinking about my folks.

I don't like the idea of putting those two in harm's way.

I know we took down that robot together, but they're still just parents, you know?

They shop for groceries and coach Little League T-ball.

Well, luckily today is a stress-free day with no danger or conflict.

Hello. Welcome to Thai Go.

I was stationed in Phuket for a bit.

We'll take one Pad see ew.

And while we're at it,

have you seen any odd creatures walking around?

Probably disguised as… humans?

What strange shapes they are! Haven't seen them. Who's asking?

Oh, just your friendly neighborhood federal government.

Yes. Very nice. Hooray government!

Geez, where's the fire? Hmm?

Gotta go! Is your stun gun charged, Jenny? Tell me it's charged!

- Uh… - We have to go now.

I'll explain on the way.

Come on, come on.

And now… for what you've all been waiting for.

Another trailer!

Twenty minutes of trailers?

And you keep calling yourself civilized.

Anyone else feel like this audio video experience is a little overwhelming?

Entertainment that makes your ears bleed? I'm here for it, baby!

I have to admit, it is pretty difficult to hear anything.

She's not answering.

We're gonna lose him in the traffic!

That's because you drive like an old man! Move over!

Man, this city, I tell ya!

Oh, no!

Well, it was no Suspicion Island.

What did you say?

I thought the protagonist was pretty fun.

I liked that she was very flawed and had room to grow.

Oh, crud.

Back inside, gang.

No, not another one!

Guys, there's a secret agent after us!

We have to find a way out of this place without him finding...

Tell me, are you folks from the area?

Or just visiting?

Oh, how I love a good chase.

- I think we lost him. - Great. Don't stop.

Wait! Stop!

I think I just won something.

They're watching the exit. We need to find another way out.

- We coming in to help. - No!

I don't want you getting in trouble. We can handle it.

Tell her we are adults and we know what we're doing.

Anne, your mother says... Hang on, I'm putting you on speaker.

Okay, let's see. How do we do this?

What?

I think I accidentally...

Oh, hi, Grandma. Yeah, I just had a sandwich.

Mom, Dad, just stay in the car. We're safe. We'll meet you outside.

Bye, Grandma. Love you.

Ah, that tickles my brain.

How do we get them out? They're cornered.

I have an idea. Not only how to get them out,

but to deal with these agents, too.

Quick! To the pet store!

Honey, take it easy!

Okay, okay. Get it together, Anne. Think.

What we're going to need to do first is...

Hide!

Well, this is getting fun.

Oh, good. It's a dead end.

Ah! Classic. Everyone, hide.

Now, what could this be?

- What the... - Now, guys!

Oh, no, you don't!

What even are you? And why are yo so slimy? Ugh!

Rude!

Jenny, you're not gonna believe this.

They're big, beautiful, talking frog monsters!

Call in the troops.

Why are these doors so high up?

Your big toe is in my eyeball!

- Watch it! My hand! - Get off of my...

Stay quiet.

Okay, so your mother and I have a plan to get you out.

- It's really good too! - Guys, no!

Seriously, we got this. It's four on one.

When he comes in, we'll rush him and run. See you soon.

Man, this city, I tell ya.

No, no, no, no, no. Anne. Anne!

In the bathroom. You ready, honey?

Born ready.

They're in there. Come on, everyone.

Show time!

Let's grab ourselves some frog aliens.

Okay, guys. On three, go for the eyes.

One, two…

What's going on?

- Power's off! - On your toes!

They're getting away!

Ow! Watch where you're stepping!

Nice frog alien, sir.

Uh, I've heard of little green men, but this is ridiculous.

Looks like our little friends are smarter than I thought.

We're gonna have fun with this one, Jenny. And we'll have the last laugh!

I don't believe it. Dad, Mom, how did you...

Well, parents have a special set of skills.

First, your mother bought us some time…

Wow.

While your father got the frogs at a pet store down the street.

The owner was your T-ball coach, Mr. Tran. Remember him? Nice guy.

And remember that one time we tried to fix the electricity?

Yeah. Wasn't that a disaster?

Yep. So we knew exactly what not to do.

Amazing!

- Jealous! - What is T-ball, anyway?

You guys seriously did all that?

I can't believe it. I guess I… I…

Misjudged you.

- That's okay, sweetie. - We forgive you.

Wait. But how did you know which bathroom we were hiding in?

- Uh… - Parental intuition?

And maybe the tracking device we put on Hop Pop when he was sleeping.

I was wondering what that was.

What?

Hi-yah!

I give Dante's Inferno a B-plus for story and an F-minus for helping us get home.

How's it goin' on your end… Sprig?

Pretty good. I think I'm really gettin' somewhere.

It's a giraffe.

Okay. I can see we need a break. Finger football?

You know it.

Score!

Hey. What's gotten into you two?

Oh, nothing. We're just looking for a place to put this mud crown!

Hey!

What is that? What's going on?

Well, in Amphibia, it's customary to put a mud crown on somebody's head

when it's their birthday!

What?

Mwah!

Aw, thanks, guys. You shouldn't have.

Sprig, I had no idea it was your birthday!

Eh, don't worry about it. I don't think I ever mentioned it.

But I'm your friend! I'm supposed to know these things!

Well, we're not doing any more research today.

We're doing whatever folksy frog traditions you do. Whaddya got?

Well, the mud crown represents every frog's humble beginning as an egg

in the muddy waters of the swamp.

And all that's left is for the birthday frog

to wear his crown and reflect.

- Reflect? - On his life until this point.

Shh! It's starting!

Okay. All done.

Welp, that's that. Hoppy birthday, kiddo. Pretty quick this year.

I wonder which of our eight streaming services we should watch.

- Wait for me, guys! - Wait. Hold on.

That's all you frogs do for your honkin' birthdays?

Yes. This is starting to feel a little culturally insensitive.

Unacceptable. Birthdays should be fun and memorable!

Especially when you're turning, uh…

- Eleven. - Eleven!

And I knew that because I'm your friend.

And this friend's about to give you…

The best birthday you've ever had in your life! Capisce?

Well, I'm intrigued. A little scared, but intrigued. Let's do it.

Now, now, my little impatiens. Don't be impatient.

Sorry, Dad! Love you, Dad!

I can't believe Hop Pop and Polly didn't want to share this basket with me.

I feel perfectly sa...

Listen up. Earth birthdays are about fun, presents, cake.

It's basically a day that means you tell people what to do and get what you want.

Wow. In Amphibia, it's all about respecting those around you

and being grateful for the time you have left alive.

- Man, talk about brainwashing. - Are you talking about me or you?

Earth birthday montage engage!

What the heck?

Meh.

Whew! Man, that place had everything... Big telescopes, crazy contraptions.

- And I made a new friend. - Oh, he wasn't a friend.

That was security yelling at you to get off the telescope.

Anne, on your Earth birthday, everyone is your friend.

Now you're gettin' it.

- Happy birthday, kid! - Cute balloons!

Happy b-day, dude!

It's actually my birthday too.

Wow. That was fun. Thanks for an incredible birthday, Anne.

You know, at first, I couldn't understand why you'd make birthdays so special.

And now I get it! Today was amazing.

So, was it the best birthday you've ever had?

Oh! Definitely top three.

What? That's it?

I pull out all the stops, and I'm still third place to a couple of mud crowns?

- Well… - This will not stand!

It is my duty as your friend to keep this party going

until it's in the number one spot!

But haven't we done everything by this point?

Not everything.

Thanks, Dad. Be back soon.

No worries. I'll just be over here, reading great American literature.

Simply brilliant.

Whoa! We get to ride in one of these?

Welcome, my friend, to paradiso.

I'm gonna get a bird's-eye view of another world

in a flying machine that's powered by fire?

Whoo-hoo!

Yes!

Sprig, what is it? What's wrong?

What the frog?

Aw, don't be startled, child.

This balloon only looks scary because it was repurposed

from a horror movie promotional piece.

What? How could you think that was a good idea?

Well, we weren't about to waste a perfectly good clown balloon.

Anyways, the name's Blair the balloonist. I take it you're…

…here for the birthday package?

- Yep. - I'm 11 now.

Well, hop aboard, explorers.

Couple of quick safety rules before we...

Oopsy. High wind alert.

Sorry, guys, but it's too risky to fly just now.

But it's his birthday!

You make a strong argument, but no can do.

Can we at least sit in the basket and imagine we're flying?

Yeah. Heck, you don't even need me for that.

Give me a holler when you've had enough.

Wow! We get to use our imaginations? Neat!

Forget that!

Buh-bam!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Yeah!

Whoa! Isn't this risky?

Relax. We're still tethered to the ground. What's the worst that could happen?

Now come on. Let's seal the deal and make this the best birthday ever!

Yeah! Huh?

Wowza. Unforgettable.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh, my frog!

We're gonna die!

Oh, I am definitely getting fired for this.

Honk, honk!

- We're gonna hit something! - Ow! Not if I can help it.

I'll control the altitude. You use your tongue to steer us.

Got it! Huh?

Yes! Yes! We're amazing!

Down, down. Gotta go down!

What?

Wow! You're gettin' pretty good at that.

Thanks.

Don't open your mou...

Well, Doc, I think you've done it.

I think you've cured me of my fear of direct eye contact!

Hon, look behind you.

No, Tyler, I will not clown face you.

I just don't know what to do.

Should I quit my office job to pursue my passion of stand-up comedy?

Lord, send me a sign!

Hey, have you guys heard the one about

the lady who probably just made a really bad decision?

That was… a lot of geese.

Sprig, look!

- We can't move in time! - We have to jump!

I didn't even get to give you your present!

- You got me a present? - Yeah, dude. It's your birthday.

Fifty hot dogs, please.

- Havin' a big party, eh? - No. Why do you ask?

Hey, that actually worked.

Now that was a horror show. Woof!

Well, I ruined your birthday.

After all this time, I thought I'd be a better friend than this.

What? How so?

Um, hello! I didn't even know it was your birthday today.

I thought I could make it up to you with the craziest day ever.

But it looks like I'm just a failure through and through.

Friend punch!

Oh, wow. It's been a while since that happened.

Anne, you're my best friend because I love being with you,

not because you know what day I was born.

And this birthday isn't top three because of the crazy stuff we did.

It's top three because we got to spend it together.

Really?

That's, like, the sweetest thing anyone's ever said.

Thanks, man.

Okay. I've gotta know. What are your two top birthdays?

Well, birthday number one was the day I was actually born and given life.

Oh. Well, that makes a lot of sense. What about number two?

That was when my mom and dad gave me this hat.

My memory of it is a little fuzzy. But it's an iconic hat, right?

Yeah. It is iconic. Oh, yeah. And here's the present I got you.

Yay!

Whoa! It's a telescope with my name engraved on it.

Thanks, Anne.

You're welcome, dude.

Okay, let's go home because I don't wanna look at that clown anymore.

I see it whenever I close my eyes.

Well, dude,

another day, another adventure resolved with no loose ends.

Anne, come on!

When is this balloon ride supposed to be over?

Whoo-hoo! Baby!

Oh! Ah! Baby!