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I don't know.

Good morning brother. How is it? I am drinking already. Here are the dog nursing one of the

worst hangovers in recent memory. Hey, got wasted last night man. Yeah it was a good one. Listen,

thanks for that big crash over here. Things have been really rough at work. No, no you're

welcome, you're welcome. Anytime, anytime. Whatever, we readin'. Ah, little of this and that, just

kind of sat down.

Whoa! Ha ha ha! You are not gonna believe this. What's happened? According to this, that one

of your ex-girlfriends is getting married. Again. What? What, a double? It says, right here.

That's, that's like what, three in the past month? What's going on? That's, that's too

much of a coincidence. Says it right here. Bullshit. Let me see. Alright. Here's my kiss. Are you

serious?

Read it and wait, my man.

Despite horrific first pitch incident, Gary Delabante, a popular radio show producer, has

recently agreed to enter a union of holy matrimony with Havana Ginger. She told me she'd never

get married! The nuptials are scheduled to be an invite only black tyre fair. All guests

are requested to RSVP well in advance so that the transportation arrangements can be finalised.

Why'd you spell Bavala, what, two weeks ago? Looks like you're a good luck charm. Which,

worse is, there's more. Says here, this one's for all you single ladies out there reading

these wedding announcements, wishing one of the brides was you. If you're looking for love,

local amateur soccer player, Danny Mountain, might just be the good luck charm. The talk

of Los Angeles is that every girl he hooks up with gets married to the next guy that she

meets. No one knows exactly what it is about him, but single ladies from far and wide are

lining up for the chance to find out. In the paper even. Well, it's a load of rubbish. I

mean, it's free in the past month. It's just a fucking coincidence. It's just a coincidence,

right? It's just a coincidence.

51 messages? Are you kidding me?

I usually do this kind of thing. My name is Daisy. We met at the gym the other day. What?

Anyway, I just would really like to see you again. Oh my God. Next message. Hi, Danny.

It's Lucy. Been waiting for your call. Call me. What? Next. Kiss your sketch boys. Hey,

Danny. Remember me? It's from my...

What?

These people are crazy. Don't they know? It's just a coincidence.

Crazy bitches. What now?

Hey ladies, what do you want? Can we have your cards? We need your cards. We want them married.

I was here first. No! Okay, we'll share you. No, listen, ladies, it's just a coincidence.

No! It is. No! There's no first thing, it's a coincidence. It's just a coincidence ladies,

come on. No! We can each take a turn. It's magic, bitch. Come on, ladies, come on, get out now.

Hey! Hey, no, it's mine! No, I'm sorry. I was here first. I was here first!

I'm getting married. I'm getting a birth. You can have him train you with your fucking head.

Yeah, right. Fuck you. You're awesome, baby. Crazy bitches.

You're not! I don't think so. Yes, you're first. No, I'm waiting. Oh, just you can hope that

this is okay. Danny Mountain, I presume? Yeah. Great. Listers!

We need that.

So, you're Danny Mountain. So you're the guy that goes and fucks all those women and then

they go off and get engaged. Listen, it's just coincidence. None of it's true, right? Well,

that's not what the article says. It says the minute you go and break up with them, they

go and get engaged. Well, I don't believe it. It's a load of rubbish. Well, I'm willing to

take the risk. I'm sick of being single. And what's your problem anyways? You get to fuck

girls all around the world just for one night. I mean, really, are you willing to give this

up? I mean, seriously. Why am I complaining? Get them tits out. Fucking tits.

Blub blub

Oh

He knows. He's fucking going to the test.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh no. Oh, I like those fucking tits. I'm gonna fucking suck on them like that.

these pictures. Yeah? Aw, seeing you are just complaining about me.

Yeah, make sure you fucking suck every inch of them.

You don't waste any time, do you? Not particularly. I am one of transgivism. You really do want

to get married, don't you? What I do hear is that the magic hot fuck can suck, right? Well,

that's what they say. Oh.

Well, if you're naked, it's only fair if I am.

That's really tough.

big fucking cock in those fucking

Suck it baby, suck it. Suck it baby. Suck it baby, suck it. Oh yeah. That's

it. That's it.

Yes, that's it. Yeah, put your tongue out, baby. Put your tongue out.

So, it's a good boost. It's a good boost.

Shaggy Cog? Crap.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Fucking great big fucking tits with that cocky earth.

Oh, and that fucking cock slide in between this fucking tits right now. It's okay, it's okay.

Womp womp womp. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Womp

womp. Shh. Ah.

Shhh, shhh,

sh Oh yeah. Yes. Oh.

I'm gonna get me right after this You want me to fuck that little pussy

Just like that baby. Yeah. That fucking cock. Oh fuck. Yes, yes, yes. Oh just like that.

Oh fuck yeah. Oh yes, exactly. Exactly. Just like that. Oh perfect baby. Oh, huh. What the

fuck's that? It's a bride magazine. Honey, you're here just for a tool. So fuck me until I get

to me. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. Fucking rich husband. Fuck me hardest when the dollars are bigger.

Oh fuck. Just like that. Perfect. Oh. That's exactly what I needed.

Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah. Stop fucking coughing. Stop fucking coughing, stop fucking busy like

that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, there you fucking go. Oh my god.

fucking hard

You're like fucking big cocky ass. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, was that fucking busy with that fucking coffee? Yeah. Yeah?

Oh, yeah, that fucking cox, I never feel like that.

Mmm. Some fucking teeth in there. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. Oh, and this little demon. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Oh, thank God, yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh yes, yes. Come suck his dick baby. Oh that fucking cock. Yeah.

Ah! Yes.

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, it feels so fucking good. Fuck. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, that

fucking pussy tastes good. Mmm, does that fucking pussy all up? Mmm.

Yeah.

Oh fuck yeah. Oh fuck. Oh fuck yeah. Oh fuck. Oh fuck yeah.

Oh my god that fucking cut off the door.

Oh, it's that fucking cock. It's that fucking cock, baby. Turn

around. Turn around. Turn around. Oh, my gosh. That fucking cock right in there. Yes. Oh.

Fuck. Oh.

Fuck. This is fucking good. Oh my god, it's so fucking deep in there. It's so fucking comfortable.

It's so fucking comfortable, I might fucking piss in like that. Oh yeah, baby. Oh, fuck

me, right down to the aisle.

Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, come on, baby. Give me that fucking lucky charm.

Oh yeah,

yeah.

Yes, yes, yes. That was so fucking good.

Yeah, we're gonna have that fucking cock. Give me that fucking cock. Sit down. You want a

fucking cock? Oh yeah, I need a fucking cock. Be that right, it's my fucking pussy like that.

Oh, fuck yeah yeah.

Yeah. Oh yeah, fucking feels so fucking good.

Fuck that fucking dick. You read that fucking cop? Huh?

Yeah.

Oh fuck yeah. Oh my god yeah. Oh yeah. Oh fuck yeah. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah, yeah.

I gotta hang up.

Sit right there. This is my pussy. I'll pet it.

It's okay like that. Fuck.

Oh.

Oh

Yes, Helen. Look, I'm gonna put your knees in so they can see beneath. Oh, yes.

Mmm... Oh...

Oh. Mmm. Mmm, I can't touch me. Come here, baby. Yeah. Mmm.

Yeah.

So fucking good in there.

Yes, yeah, yeah.

Oh my god. Oh my fucking cock. That fucking cock looks so good. I'm gonna bare that fucking

cock right back in it. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You fucking come on these tits. Yeah. Fuck that. Yeah. Oh. Fuck. Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, my fucking cock. Oh, you're gonna fucking cum all over these fucking tips. Give

me that licking cum. Oh, it's about to fucking cum all over my...

I'm gonna go like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fucking come on, we're gonna- Oh yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, oh, oh. Oh.

Is it for me?

Oh, fuck you!

You want me to come in? Yeah, I mean, it's like...

Oh yeah, just like that. Oh, exactly. Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, wow, look at that fucking gum. Mm.

Oh, you definitely do know how to fuck, I'll give you that. What I think? Hmm, I think there's

still girls waiting at the door. Oh my god, what am I gonna tell them?