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I don't know.
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Good morning brother. How is it? I am drinking
already. Here are the dog nursing one of the
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worst hangovers in recent memory. Hey, got wasted
last night man. Yeah it was a good one. Listen,
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thanks for that big crash over here. Things
have been really rough at work. No, no you're
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welcome, you're welcome. Anytime, anytime. Whatever,
we readin'. Ah, little of this and that, just
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kind of sat down.
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Whoa! Ha ha ha! You are not gonna believe this.
What's happened? According to this, that one
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of your ex-girlfriends is getting married. Again.
What? What, a double? It says, right here.
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That's, that's like what, three in the past
month? What's going on? That's, that's too
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much of a coincidence. Says it right here. Bullshit.
Let me see. Alright. Here's my kiss. Are you
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serious?
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Read it and wait, my man.
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Despite horrific first pitch incident, Gary
Delabante, a popular radio show producer, has
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recently agreed to enter a union of holy matrimony
with Havana Ginger. She told me she'd never
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get married! The nuptials are scheduled to be
an invite only black tyre fair. All guests
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are requested to RSVP well in advance so that
the transportation arrangements can be finalised.
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Why'd you spell Bavala, what, two weeks ago?
Looks like you're a good luck charm. Which,
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worse is, there's more. Says here, this one's
for all you single ladies out there reading
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these wedding announcements, wishing one of
the brides was you. If you're looking for love,
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local amateur soccer player, Danny Mountain,
might just be the good luck charm. The talk
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of Los Angeles is that every girl he hooks up
with gets married to the next guy that she
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meets. No one knows exactly what it is about
him, but single ladies from far and wide are
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lining up for the chance to find out. In the
paper even. Well, it's a load of rubbish. I
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mean, it's free in the past month. It's just
a fucking coincidence. It's just a coincidence,
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right? It's just a coincidence.
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51 messages? Are you kidding me?
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I usually do this kind of thing. My name is
Daisy. We met at the gym the other day. What?
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Anyway, I just would really like to see you
again. Oh my God. Next message. Hi, Danny.
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It's Lucy. Been waiting for your call. Call
me. What? Next. Kiss your sketch boys. Hey,
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Danny. Remember me? It's from my...
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What?
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These people are crazy. Don't they know? It's
just a coincidence.
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Crazy bitches. What now?
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Hey ladies, what do you want? Can we have your
cards? We need your cards. We want them married.
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I was here first. No! Okay, we'll share you.
No, listen, ladies, it's just a coincidence.
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No! It is. No! There's no first thing, it's
a coincidence. It's just a coincidence ladies,
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come on. No! We can each take a turn. It's magic,
bitch. Come on, ladies, come on, get out now.
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Hey! Hey, no, it's mine! No, I'm sorry. I was
here first. I was here first!
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I'm getting married. I'm getting a birth. You
can have him train you with your fucking head.
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Yeah, right. Fuck you. You're awesome, baby.
Crazy bitches.
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You're not! I don't think so. Yes, you're first.
No, I'm waiting. Oh, just you can hope that
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this is okay. Danny Mountain, I presume? Yeah.
Great. Listers!
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We need that.
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So, you're Danny Mountain. So you're the guy
that goes and fucks all those women and then
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they go off and get engaged. Listen, it's just
coincidence. None of it's true, right? Well,
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that's not what the article says. It says the
minute you go and break up with them, they
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go and get engaged. Well, I don't believe it.
It's a load of rubbish. Well, I'm willing to
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take the risk. I'm sick of being single. And
what's your problem anyways? You get to fuck
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girls all around the world just for one night.
I mean, really, are you willing to give this
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up? I mean, seriously. Why am I complaining?
Get them tits out. Fucking tits.
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Blub blub
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Oh
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He knows. He's fucking going to the test.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Oh no. Oh, I like those fucking tits. I'm gonna
fucking suck on them like that.
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these pictures. Yeah? Aw, seeing you are just
complaining about me.
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Yeah, make sure you fucking suck every inch
of them.
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You don't waste any time, do you? Not particularly.
I am one of transgivism. You really do want
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to get married, don't you? What I do hear is
that the magic hot fuck can suck, right? Well,
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that's what they say. Oh.
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Well, if you're naked, it's only fair if I am.
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That's really tough.
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big fucking cock in those fucking
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Suck it baby, suck it. Suck it baby. Suck it
baby, suck it. Oh yeah. That's
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it. That's it.
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Yes, that's it. Yeah, put your tongue out, baby.
Put your tongue out.
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So, it's a good boost. It's a good boost.
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Shaggy Cog? Crap.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Fucking
great big fucking tits with that cocky earth.
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Oh, and that fucking cock slide in between this
fucking tits right now. It's okay, it's okay.
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Womp womp womp. Ah. Mm. Ah. Mm. Ah. Womp
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womp. Shh. Ah.
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Shhh, shhh,
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sh Oh yeah. Yes. Oh.
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I'm gonna get me right after this You want me
to fuck that little pussy
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Just like that baby. Yeah. That fucking cock.
Oh fuck. Yes, yes, yes. Oh just like that.
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Oh fuck yeah. Oh yes, exactly. Exactly. Just
like that. Oh perfect baby. Oh, huh. What the
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fuck's that? It's a bride magazine. Honey, you're
here just for a tool. So fuck me until I get
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to me. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. Fucking rich husband.
Fuck me hardest when the dollars are bigger.
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Oh fuck. Just like that. Perfect. Oh. That's
exactly what I needed.
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Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah. Stop fucking coughing.
Stop fucking coughing, stop fucking busy like
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that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, there you fucking
go. Oh my god.
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fucking hard
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You're like fucking big cocky ass. Oh, fuck
yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah,
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yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, was that fucking busy with
that fucking coffee? Yeah. Yeah?
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Oh, yeah, that fucking cox, I never feel like
that.
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Mmm. Some fucking teeth in there. Oh, fuck yeah.
Yeah. Oh, and this little demon. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Oh, thank God, yeah.
Yeah. Oh, fuck.
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Oh yes, yes. Come suck his dick baby. Oh that
fucking cock. Yeah.
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Ah! Yes.
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Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh my god, it feels
so fucking good. Fuck. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, that
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fucking pussy tastes good. Mmm, does that fucking
pussy all up? Mmm.
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Yeah.
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Oh fuck yeah. Oh fuck. Oh fuck yeah. Oh fuck.
Oh fuck yeah.
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Oh my god that fucking cut off the door.
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Oh, it's that fucking cock. It's that fucking
cock, baby. Turn
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around. Turn around. Turn around. Oh, my gosh.
That fucking cock right in there. Yes. Oh.
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Fuck. Oh.
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Fuck. This is fucking good. Oh my god, it's
so fucking deep in there. It's so fucking comfortable.
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It's so fucking comfortable, I might fucking
piss in like that. Oh yeah, baby. Oh, fuck
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me, right down to the aisle.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, come
on, baby. Give me that fucking lucky charm.
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Oh yeah,
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yeah.
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Yes, yes, yes. That was so fucking good.
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Yeah, we're gonna have that fucking cock. Give
me that fucking cock. Sit down. You want a
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fucking cock? Oh yeah, I need a fucking cock.
Be that right, it's my fucking pussy like that.
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Oh, fuck yeah yeah.
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Yeah. Oh yeah, fucking feels so fucking good.
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Fuck that fucking dick. You read that fucking
cop? Huh?
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Yeah.
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Oh fuck yeah. Oh my god yeah. Oh yeah. Oh fuck
yeah. Yeah. Oh.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I gotta hang up.
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Sit right there. This is my pussy. I'll pet
it.
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It's okay like that. Fuck.
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Oh.
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Oh
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Yes, Helen. Look, I'm gonna put your knees in
so they can see beneath. Oh, yes.
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Mmm... Oh...
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Oh. Mmm. Mmm, I can't touch me. Come here, baby.
Yeah. Mmm.
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Yeah.
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So fucking good in there.
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Yes, yeah, yeah.
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Oh my god. Oh my fucking cock. That fucking
cock looks so good. I'm gonna bare that fucking
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cock right back in it. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god. Yeah, yeah. Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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You fucking come on these tits. Yeah. Fuck that.
Yeah. Oh. Fuck. Oh.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, my fucking cock. Oh, you're gonna
fucking cum all over these fucking tips. Give
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me that licking cum. Oh, it's about to fucking
cum all over my...
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I'm gonna go like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Fucking come on, we're gonna- Oh yeah.
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Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, oh, oh. Oh.
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Is it for me?
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Oh, fuck you!
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You want me to come in? Yeah, I mean, it's like...
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Oh yeah, just like that. Oh, exactly. Oh, shit.
Yeah. Oh, wow, look at that fucking gum. Mm.
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Oh, you definitely do know how to fuck, I'll
give you that. What I think? Hmm, I think there's
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still girls waiting at the door. Oh my god,
what am I gonna tell them?
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