All language subtitles for Wait.Till.Your.Father.Gets.Home.S03E01.Rich.Little.Supersleuth.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track4_[eng]

Now, no desk for me, they
hired me for action.

And for being the master
of a 1001 disguises.

Disguises?

I took a correspondence course

in doing imitations.

Get this.

♪ Just one for my baby ♪

♪ And one more for the road ♪♪

Jodie, Jodie, Jodie.
Yes, come on, Jodie.

Can't you see I'm crazy about you.

Alright you, guys.

Over there against the wall.
You dirty rats.

You mean that really
helps to solve cases?

If it doesn't, I'm out
eleven bucks per lesson.

[theme song]

♪ I love my mom
and dad and my brothers too ♪

♪ And with groovy
way we get along ♪

♪ But every time the slightest
little thing goes wrong ♪

♪ Mom starts to
sing this familiar song ♪

♪ Wait till your father gets ♪

♪ Until your father gets ♪

♪ Wait till
your father gets home ♪

♪ Dad's not so bad
and he seldom gets mad ♪

♪ And we aren't
about to desert him ♪

♪ Kids today like
to have their own way ♪

♪ And what daddy
doesn't know won't hurt him ♪

♪ I think my Mom's just swell ♪

♪ But she starts to yell ♪

♪ Every time we have a fuss ♪

♪ Just wait
till your father gets ♪

♪ Until your father gets ♪

♪ Wait till
your father gets home ♪

♪ See what I mean ♪

♪ Wait till
your father gets home ♪

♪ We know ♪♪

♪♪

Well, don't count on me for
dinner tonight, Irma.

I'll probably be here till very late.

Yes, I know there are other
things in life besides working.

But unless guess-who-works,
we can't afford them, right?

Bye.

- Come in.
- Hi, Mr. Boyle.

My name is Green. I'm the
manager of the bank next door.

Oh, I suppose my wife
has overdrawn again.

But I didn't know bankers
made honey calls.

Oh, no, no, no, Boyle.
It's not that.

You see, I'm here to
ask your cooperation.

You see, we're holding an
extremely valuable shipment

of gold coins in our vault.

Now to strengthen our security

we've hired a private investigator.

And he's requested the
use of your building

so he can keep the bank under
constant surveillance.

Well, I suppose that would be okay.

Well, could you come over
to the bank and meet him?

And if I may make a further statement.

We plan to pay you for your assistance.

Now, that's the kind of
bank statement I like.

Gee, I didn't know your
bank kept gold coins.

Well, it's a special shipment
for that big western movie

they're making at Acme Studios.

There's been so much
publicity about the coins

we're afraid someone will
try to get at them.

So you hired a private eye, huh?

Well, he's supposed to be very good.

His name is Rich Little.

Uh, he's on his way there now.

Yeah, 11 -2, Sam, speaking.

Uh, Little here.

Now, when you get to the bank,
you know where to keep

your eyes open for, don't you?

- A parking place?
- Right.

And also anybody suspicious who
may be staking the joint out.

Roger dodger.
You command and I obey.

[Rich] And I know, Bruce the wonder
dog will be keenly alert too.

screech

Ah, Mr. Little, I'd like you to meet...

The case maybe over before it starts

I've spotted the crooks' look out man.

[bells ding]

- Okay, pal. The gig's up.
- Huh?

Don't give me that innocence act.

You're casing the joint,
when the cost is clear

you shut the umbrella, that
signals your accomplices.

Then you all go inside and
blow the bank vault.

There's the dynamite sticks right there.

Ooh, don't drop it, boss.

Hit the deck.

Swish

That was either a dud or
we forgot to prime it

with the sauerkraut.

Ah, Mr. Little, you can always reach me

through my secretary
here Irene Matthews.

If you need or require anything at all

I'm available night and day.

Forget about me, gypsy, it
will only mean heart ache.

I'm married, you'll just have
to worship me from afar.

Ah, you can rest easy, Green.

We'll cover the place day and night.

I know all about banks.

Now, before I go over to Boyle's place

I'll just go out the back
door and look around.

That's not the back
door that's the vault.

Ah, clever.

I have to be getting back.

Oh, let's go then.

You know you did the right
thing calling me in.

There's lot of money involved here.

Those coins are as good as gold.

Well, they are gold.

Now, see, what did I tell you?

[Harry] Oh, you can use that
desk there if you like.

Ah, no desk for me, they
hired me for action

and for being the master
of a 1001 disguises.

Disguises?

I took a correspondence course

in doing imitations.

Get this.

♪ Just one for my baby ♪

♪ And one more for the road ♪♪

Jodie, Jodie, Jodie.
Yes, come on, Jodie.

Can't you see I'm crazy about you.

Alright, you guys.

Over there against the wall.
You dirty rats.

You mean that really
helps to solve cases?

If it doesn't, I'm out
eleven bucks per lesson.

Better call my wife.

Even though, I'm an indestructible hero

she worries about me.

She's a real beauty and
she's crazy about me.

[phone ringing]

Hello.

[Rich] Hello, sweetheart.

This is the number one man in your life.

Who's telephoning, please?

Let's tell it's Rich, your husband.

Oh, well, what do you want?

I won't be home for dinner, sweetheart.

[Rich's wife] What do you mean,
you're not coming home?

I just put a chicken in the oven.

This is the fourth time
this week, Richard.

The refrigerator is
beginning to look like

a roosters graveyard.

A 1001 voices but she
never gives me a chance

to even use my own.

I know, what you mean.

Back to business, if there's trouble

it'll come at night, but we'll be ready.

Ever been on a stakeout before?

Sorry I haven't.

[Rich] That's alright.
Neither have I.

[comical music]

Nobody around.

It'll be the perfect stakeout.

Who'd ever guess, that this
innocent looking girl

is Big Little, the scourge
of the underworld.

I'll check my people.

- All set, Sam?
- Ready when you are, boss.

10-4.

[bin lid clangs]

[whistles]

Now, ready for your assignment, Bruce?

[Bruce sniffs]

You cover the back door,
hop over the fence

and take your post.

Thud

thud

I'll give you a boost, Bruce.

And be careful.
There might be gunplay.

[gulps]

Come on, boy.

Thud

If they show up whistle for help.

Don't try to take them all by yourself.

[car whirring]

Now, don't worry about
our frontier, Bruce.

Nothing will escape me.

What is it?

A big black car just stopped

in front of the bank.

Probably ran out of gas.

There is a shortage you know.

The motor's running.

I don't like the sound of that.

They might be gas wasters.

They also might be bank robbers.

Now, that's a thought too.

Fell right into our trap but
you really can't blame 'em.

In this disguise no one in the
world would recognize me.

Richard, I wanna see you.

Ah, later, sweetheart.

I'd let you move, Sam.

Now, Richard.

But pussy cat, the bank's being robbed.

So have I. You always have
time for everything but me.

Clang

But I gotta go after that robber.

You can talk to him later. Huh!

Maybe I should have been a robber.

At least, I'd get to see you.

Everyone else's husband
comes home at 6 O'clock.

Why are you always out till the
middle of the night, huh?

Thud

When I proposed, I told you

I'd have to keep burglar's hours.

Anything to avoid me.
Richard, I've got feelings.

I'm more than just a
pretty face you know.

Boom

Good old, fearless, Bruce.

You wanted to be out there
where the action is, huh?

Well, there he is.

Kill, kill.

- I'll go.
- Never.

Ah, it's up to you, Sam.
Go, get 'em.

It's gone.
Where was Little?

- Why didn't he do something?
- Hi, sweetheart.

You. You were supposed to
be guarding the place.

Look, the vault is blown wide open.

Everything cleaned out.
How do you explain it?

[Rich] You were robbed.

I'm firing you off this case, Little.

You've done nothing.

You're wrong, sweetheart.
I've done plenty.

You're forgetting I was the
one who stood out there

and watched the crook get
away with everything.

Now, let's go back to your place.

I got to change.
This girdle is killin' me.

You're still fired!
Do you, hear me? Fired.

Thud

We'll get a fresh start in the morning.

Yeah, but it sounded to
me like you were fired.

One call, will straighten that
out. I'm phoning, Green.

- Hello?
- Green, This is Duke.

[Rich] Heard you had
yourself a little trouble

with them gold coins I had
down there for my movie.

Well, yes, that's right, but--

You just keep that there Rich
Little follow on that job

and everything will
work out just peachy.

That's the way I want it handled.

You understand partner?

Well, if, uh, you say so, Mr. Wayne.

Good, I'll have to mosey along. See ya.

Now, we're back on. Now to find
the man who pulled the job.

Hey, look what I found
in the bank, boss.

It's a glove.
A woman's glove.

Our first breakthrough.

Now, we know that the man we're
looking for is a woman.

Oh, what a night.

You just can't believe what a kook

this private detective is.

Hi, pop.
Hey, you're getting up

kinda late these mornings, aren't you?

Well, you know what they
say, like father, like son.

Tell me more. What happened
last night, dear.

Well, this freaky detective plus his dog

and assistant were staking out the bank.

But when it got robbed, does
he grab the burglar? No.

He's so busy having a fight with
his wife, the crook gets away.

[Irma] Well, you can't
blame her for that.

[Harry] Oh, I wasn't blaming her.

[Irma] She probably had her aggravation.

Marriage isn't all that easy for women.

She's probably been through
a lot, the poor thing.

Cooking and scrubbing for
some thankless man.

Irma, that's not the point.

[doorbell ringing]

Someone's at the front door, pop.

[Harry] So? Answer it.

- I could have gone.
- Chet will make it.

I realize it's all of an 30 foot walk

but if he takes a rest break

in the dining room on the
way, he'll be okay.

[Rich] ls Mr. Boyle home?

Yeah he's in the kitchen.
It's way over that way.

[Harry] Who is it, Chet?
Oh, hello, there.

Ah, morning, Boyle.
And who is this enchantress?

[Irma laughs]

I'm Mrs. Boyle.
Oh, dear, I'm such a mess.

A negative.
You're radiant, sweetheart.

- I need your help, Boyle.
- Oh, no.

We picked up a new clue at
the bank this morning.

This false eye lash.

Now, that narrows the
field down considerably.

Oh, sure.

All we have to do is cruise the streets

looking for a woman with a sack of gold

and one eyelash.

Ah, you're missing the point, Boyle.

Who ordered the gold?
A movie studio.

Who wears false eyelashes?
Movie actresses.

It was an inside job.

We'll find our clever little
robberess at the movie studio.

But, why do you need me?

[Rich] To drive Sam,
Bruce and me out there.

And my car is too conspicuous.

Oh, but they'll never let you in.

Ah, the old Voice master
will smooth away.

This is ridiculous, I've got work to do.

Harry, a crime has been committed.

It's your duty to help.

Baloney. Anyway, they won't
let him near that studio.

[Rich] Ah, front gate?
Ah, this is Jimmy.

That's right. That's right.

Uh, how are you?
Uh-huh. And the family?

Oh, that's good. That's good,
that's real good, yeah.

Now, say, I was wondering, I mean

a friend of mine wants to
come out to the studio.

The name's Rich Little.

Well, could you kinda fix it, so...

Well you know, that, that
he could get in? Yeah.

I am much obliged to you, much obliged.

Did you hear that?

He sounded just like Turhan Bey.

[comical music]

[car revving to halt]

It will never work.
People aren't that gullible.

Yeah, what is it, bud?

Ah, this here is Mr. Little.

Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Little.

We had a call. Come right
in, the place is yours.

I-I mean anything.

[quirky music]

Empty, this will do fine.

Come on, Sam.
Bruce, wait in the car.

But you just can't walk into
somebody's dressing room.

[growling]

Who's the leading lady in this picture?

Ah, Bubbles LeBrew.

Bubbles LeBrew, please.

But even if she did do it,
she wouldn't tell you.

Ah, Bubbles, this is, you know, Marlon.

Uh, look, what I wanted
to ask you was, ah

well, ah, you know, I found an eyelash

here in my dressing room.
You, missing one or something?

You're not, ah?
Okay, ah...

No, no, I can't come over now.

You see, I'm rinsing out some t-shirts.

- Ah, next one.
- Yeah, Don Bliss.

- Get me, Don Bliss, please.
- Look, I gotta be getting back.

[Rich] Hello, Don. Groucho.

I found a strange thing crawling around

outside my dressing room and
after I beat it to death

with a coat hanger it turned
out to be an eyelash.

Well, somebody said you
were missing one.

You wanna look up and see if
it's yours? It's not, huh?

Are you sure? Its got you
written all over it.

Although, why would anyone
write on an eyelash.

I'll never understand that.
Well, thanks anyway.

[knock on door]

[male 1] Uh, Mr. Heston,
is that you in there?

- Now we've had it.
- Ah, no problem.

Charlton Heston is here.

[Rich] If you don't mind
we're not to be disturbed.

I've got some writers here

we're gonna punch-up
"The Ten Commandments."

- Yes, sir.
- Hey, nice work, boss.

Look, nobody is going to
admit to losing an eyelash.

It's all we have to go on now.

The glove told us nothing.
I analyzed it thoroughly

all night in my crime lab.

There's no possible way
to trace the owner.

Look, there's a name tag inside.

"Irene Matthews."

A name tag, ah?

I must have missed it in the microscope.

Irene? She's the secretary at the bank.

She's also our man.
Come on back to HQ.

Yeah, Irene Matthews.
Oh, h-here it is.

1412, Elm Street.

We'll use our car. Boyle you
stay here and monitor the HQ.

Great, I'll also monitor
two days of back work.

Here's Irene's address and
phone, where we'll be.

Thanks, but I don't think I'll need it.

Frankly, I hope it will
be a long time no see.

This is it, boss.
1412, Elm.

Alright, we'll all go in together.

Hey, doesn't seem to be anybody home.

She's here hiding somewhere.

Hey, how do we find the
suitcase with all the gold?

We don't, she'll find it for us.

Simple strategy, Sam.
We light a little smudge fire.

She'll panic, grab the suitcase
and run out right into our arms.

Next stop, Sing Sing.

[lights a match]

Boss, a fire?

Just a harmless little smudger. Come on.

[fire crackling]

Now, start counting, Sam.

I figure she'll be out
in about 15 seconds.

Eh, one, two, three, four...

...3204, 3205.

- Hey, boss.
- What is it?

Yeah, somehow I don't
think she's coming out.

She may be just a slow packer, Sam

we'll have to give her
a few more minutes.

[Sam] I can't count no higher.

[Rich] Alright, we'll go in.

Now wipe your feet, Sam. We don't
wanna mess up her floors.

You can come out now, baby.
But no tricks.

[phone ringing]

Ah, bank robbers residence.
Rich Little speaking.

Sleuth Sam copied down
the wrong address.

You're at Iris Matthew's house.

Irene lives at 14, Adam street.

- Are you sure?
- Absolutely, she's right here.

[Rich] Okay, tell her to go home.

Now, you go with her,
so she doesn't skip.

Now, we'll meet you out there
and button it up. 10-4.

Now, the joke's on us, Sam. Wrong house.

Out this way, Sam.

I wanna lock up the place
just like we found it.

Oh, sure, boss, I'll be right out.

This is ridiculous.

Does the police department know
you're still on this case?

No, but, the fire department does.

Just where were you when
the bank was knocked off.

At a dinner party.

Look, I told you, I lost
the glove at work.

And you've searched every
inch of this house.

There's not a trace of
the gold, is there?

So that's it. Trying to squirm
out of a technicality.

Yeah, but, boss, the
suitcase isn't here.

So maybe...

[Rich] What's that?

Oh, that's just the garbage man.

The garbage man, that's it. Come on.

Hold it. We're wise to you gypsy.

Sure the coins aren't in the house

because you stashed them in there.

You did it for Romeo, here.

The old story, you lost your
heart to a man in uniform.

Had it all worked out.

He comes with the truck
picks up the gold.

Throws you in the back and
you're both off to Mexico.

A million dollar honeymoon.

Bonnie and Clyde of the
sanitation department.

- Look, buddy--
- Give her up, Pal.

She'll only mean heartbreak to you.

Empty that in the car.
I'll take it downtown

and lock it up.

[waste clatters]

Okay, you can lock it up now.

Hey, if you're on short, let me know

I got a lot more, I was only
gonna throw away anyway.

If there is nothing else, I
have things to do today.

Now, those coins got to be there.

Maybe stuffed in the cantaloupe rinds.

[engine ignites and car revs]

Hey, boss, I got a look
in the back of the car.

There was a suitcase.

Your sweetie double-crossed you.
Follow her, there's a reward.

Come on, Sam, Boyle.

[garbage truck whirrs]

[screeching]

[police siren blaring]

[truck screeches]

A big news, Green.
Ah, why the suitcase?

Oh, ah-ah suitcase.
Well...

I'm just, uh, going on a little
vacation. That's all. Ha ha.

That robbery upset me.

Ah, good thinking. But too bad
you can't be in on the kill.

You see I...

[police siren blaring]

The police are here.

Ah, typical, after I do all the work

they show up for the glory grabbing.

Ah, I have to catch a plane.

What's going on?

I've cornered the crook

who pulled the gold heist.

Now, stand clear.

Where are you manners, Sam?

Give Green a hand with his bag.

[coins clinking]

Oh, butterfingers.

Pick those coins up for him, Sam.

I've got to inside.

Good work, buddy.
You did get him.

No no, it's not him, it's a her.

Will you tell him to put
that gold down and listen.

Gold?

Nothing to worry about, Mr. Green.

We'll buy you a new suitcase.

A beautiful job.

I'd like to know how you figured it out.

So would I.

It all added up, you see

Irene dropped her glove in

a nervous fit after the garbage man

jilted her for Irish Matthews, who lives

in a firetrap in Elm street.

However, Charlton Heston is innocent.

And his name should not
be dragged into this.

One more thing.

A new suitcase comes out of Sam's pay.

[phone ringing]

Boyle residence. Yes, he's here.

Who's calling, please.

Harry, it's John Wayne.

Hello?

[John] Mr. Boyle, I sure
appreciate your help

getting our gold coins back.

I'd like to invite you and your
missus to a cruise on my yacht.

A cruise, with, with...

Come on, Irma, it's that goofy
detective doing imitations.

[doorbell ringing]

Now see whose there will you?

Oh, that's very kind of you.

But you see, we can't possibly come.

We're going to a tea party
in Buckingham Palace.

Harry, look who is here.

Hiya, sweetheart.

♪♪