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Alright, we'll all just sit
around the house and suffer.
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Who's asking you to suffer?
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Look, we live in California.
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If it keeps on this hot,
we can go to the beach.
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It's only 30 minutes drive from here.
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It's gonna be another scorcher, folks.
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We have temperatures soaring.
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There's unprecedented heavy traffic
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making its way to the beach areas.
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Motorists are advised to stay
off all west-bound freeways.
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Now he tells me!
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♪ I love my mom and dad
and my brothers too ♪
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♪ And with groovy way
we get along ♪
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♪ Every time the slightest
little thing goes wrong ♪
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♪ Mom starts to sing
this familiar song ♪
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♪ Wait till your father gets
Until your father gets ♪
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♪ Wait till your father
gets home ♪
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♪ Dad's not so bad
and he seldom gets mad ♪
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♪ And we aren't about
to desert him ♪
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♪ Kids today like to have
their own way ♪
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♪ And what daddy doesn't know
won't hurt him ♪
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♪ I think my mom's just swell ♪
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♪ But she starts to yell ♪
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♪ Every time we have a fuss ♪
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♪ Just wait till
your father gets ♪
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♪ Until your father gets ♪
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♪ Wait till your father
gets home ♪
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♪ See what I mean ♪
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♪ Wait 'til your father
gets home ♪
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♪ We know ♪♪
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[Harry] Phew! I can't believe
the weather this time of year.
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What a heat wave!
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It's no heat wave, Harry.
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I tell you, it's all a Russian plot.
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Ralph, how can you suddenly blame
the heat on the Russians?
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It's them satellites they got
flying around up there.
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They're really giant
heaters blowin' hot air.
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It's a deliberate plan to melt America.
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So, one thing's for sure.
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They've succeeded in melting your brain.
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Okay, well you'll find it
in the Kremlin secret file
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under Operation Hot-Put.
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Their plan is obvious.
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While we're all sitting in our bathtubs
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trying to cool off, they attack.
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And the whole country
goes down the drain.
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- Hi, son.
- Hi, pop, want some lemonade?
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Oh, thanks.
I could really use it.
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- That'll be 40 cents.
- Forty cents?
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The price goes up with the temperature.
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But those are my glasses,
my lemons and my sugar.
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Sure, if I had to buy
all that stuff myself
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the lemonade would've been a dollar.
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Here. It's too hot to argue.
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Thanks, pop.
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Hi.
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Ralph may be right.
They've all melted.
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- What's for dinner?
- I'm sorry, dear.
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It's just too hot to cook.
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Oh, it's too hot to go to work
too, but guess who went.
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I was hoping it would cool down tonight.
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There's not even a breath of air.
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Yeah.
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Julius we've raised you
since you were a pup.
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We feed you, we take you for walks.
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Do us a favor now.
Wag your tail.
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Make a breeze.
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Hey, pop, you want some more lemonade?
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No, thanks.
I can't afford it.
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Hey, I've got an idea.
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Why don't we take the family and
go to an air conditioned movie?
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They're all X-rated.
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So we won't look.
We'll just breathe.
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Pop, we found a way to beat the heat.
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Oh, what are you gonna do?
Fan me with a magazine?
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No. This ad.
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"Luxuriate in your own private,
Olympic size swimming pool."
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And it's only 1,995 bucks.
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It would be a wonderful
thing for you, dear.
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You'd be able to relax and cool off
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when you come home from the office.
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Who'd come home from the office?
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I'd have to work every night
to pay for the pool.
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Oh! Forget it!
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But the ad says easy terms.
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The terms are always easy.
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It's the payments that kill you.
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Alright, we'll all just sit
around the house and suffer.
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Who's asking you to suffer?
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Look, we live in California.
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If it keeps on this hot,
we can go to the beach.
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It's only 30 minutes drive from here.
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It's gonna be another scorcher, folks.
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We have temperatures soaring.
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There's unprecedented heavy traffic
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making its way to the beach areas.
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Motorists are advised to stay
off all west-bound freeways.
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Now he tells me!
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Five dollars!
My car isn't worth that much.
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Screech
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We were closer to the
beach when we were home.
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This is ridiculous.
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What are you complaining about?
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We always wanted to be a
close family, didn't we?
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- I'm starved.
- Me too.
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Who's gonna get the food?
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Hot dog for you.
Hamburger for you.
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Hot dog for you.
Hamburger for you.
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Boing
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And sand for me.
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What was the name of that pool company?
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Fine. I'm sure you'll be pleased.
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Your yard is perfect for the pool.
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When do you think you can get started?
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Well, with all this heat
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we've got a lot of orders ahead of you.
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Of course, if you increase your
down payment to, uh, oh, $400
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we might be able to move you
up on the list a little.
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Okay, okay. Make it $400.
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Good.
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Whittaker, call a red alert.
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- What's up, commander?
- Commie agents.
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They're trying to tunnel into
our divisional headquarters.
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I don't believe it.
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What nerve!
In broad daylight.
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What are we gonna do
with them, commander?
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That's what I say.
Strangle 'em!
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I'd like to smooch too, honey
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but first, we've got to
take care of the enemy.
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Hold it.
That's as far as you go.
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Que pasa?
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Never mind that code talk.
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- I'm on to you guys.
- What's going on?
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I never thought you'd be the
leader of the plot, Harry.
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- What plot?
- Coming at us underground.
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Where were you gonna
plant the explosives?
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Right under my wine cellar, right?
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You caught me, Ralph.
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I was gonna blow up all
your mountain reds.
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I hate to use foreign words
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but all that fits is "You too, Brutus?"
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Oh, Ralph, will you knock it off?
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I'm putting in a swimming pool.
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Swimming pool?
Where's the water?
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It's usually put in after
the pool is finished.
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Swimming pool, huh?
No tunnel?
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Scouts honor.
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Okay, cancel red alert.
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Company dismissed.
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Now that the crisis is over
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I'll take you up on
that smoochin' offer.
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Move it, sergeant.
Move it!
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Sara's a great freedom fighter,
but she's over-sexed.
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You know, I have to admit I'm
getting a little excited.
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I can't wait for them to finish it.
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Yeah, that pool is gonna be real heavy.
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I'm glad you talked me into it.
It'll be nice.
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No crowds, no lines to wait for
food, no sand in our face.
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And you don't regret
spending the money, dear?
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Not a bit.
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What's money for if you can't spend it
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and enjoy yourself?
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That doesn't sound like papa.
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Are we in the right house?
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Yeah, you can't take it with you.
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Well, what's for dessert, Irma?
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- Fresh strawberries.
- Strawberries!
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You know what it costs for just
a tiny little box? A fortune!
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What do you think I am, a millionaire?
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We're in the right house.
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Good news, Mrs. Boyle.
Your pool is finished.
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- Already?
- That's the way we work.
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Once we get started, we really move.
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Well, enjoy!
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Finished so soon?
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They worked very fast, Harry.
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Oh, I'll be home early.
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We can all have a swim
before dinner. See ya.
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Finished.
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I'm leaving early, Betsy.
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My family and I are going to take a dip
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in my Olympic-sized pool.
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That's it?
That's the whole thing?
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I'm afraid so.
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Who's gonna tell papa?
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- Not me.
- Count me out.
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It's papa. He's home.
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Children, we have to do the
brave sensible thing.
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What's that, ma?
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Find a safe place to hide.
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I'm home.
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Where is everybody?
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Oh, I guess they're all out at the pool.
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Screech
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[Harry] Oh no!
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You call that a swimming pool?
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Why, it's just big
enough for a bird bath!
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And only if they bathe one at a time.
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It's nowhere near the size
of the picture in your ad.
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Of course not.
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That pool in the picture is $4,000.
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It says only $1,995.
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From only $1,995.
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Where does it say, "From?"
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There. See?
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We believe in honest advertising.
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I want my money back!
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The ad also says no refunds.
Wanna see it?
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No, thanks.
I think I get the message.
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I'm stuck with a small
hole in my backyard
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and a big hole in my bank account.
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If you want the larger
deluxe pool in the ad
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we can still do it.
Just let me know.
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I'd drown myself first but
there's not enough water.
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Thud
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The way I see it, Harry,
there's only one way out.
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You gotta come up with another
2,000 for the bigger pool.
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Ralph, if I could come
up with another $2,000
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I'd use it to sue that pool company.
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I'm so mad I could...
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You see what it's doing for me?
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It's eating me up inside.
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I've got a pool and I can't use it.
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Wait a minute.
I just had a thought.
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Would you be interested
in taking in a partner?
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- Huh?
- I'll put up the other 2,000.
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[Ralph] We can bust through the
hedge and put in the big pool.
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Half on your property and half on mine.
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- Oh, I don't know.
- It'd be perfect.
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We're friends and neighbors,
ain't we? Huh, huh?
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Okay, partner.
You got a deal.
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Now, that's what I call a pool.
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Leave it to your old buddy Ralph
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to come up with a solution, huh?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Huh? Huh?
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Yeah, you sure did, pal.
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Ah, what about the ground rules?
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Should we set up a schedule
for when we each use it?
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Be my guest. I'm gonna be
away all day today anyway.
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Vigilante war game.
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I'm givin' a class in dirty fighting.
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Aren't you a little too old for that?
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Watch it, buster.
I'll flatten you.
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Careful, Harry. You're talking
to the geriatric John Wayne.
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How'd you like a wall-to-wall nose?
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You're out of order Whittaker.
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Harry, you know, I've never
seen you so relaxed.
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Oh, this is the life, Irma.
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I've always envied how
the other half lives.
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All of a sudden, I'm the other half.
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Papa, would it be alright if a
few of my friends use the pool?
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00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,109
- Well...
- Thanks.
253
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,778
Come on. It's okay.
254
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,990
Splash
255
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:28,618
Let's go, guys.
256
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,081
Splash
257
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,211
It's 15 cents general admission
258
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,089
and a nickel extra if you
wanna rent a towel.
259
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,466
For ten cents more you
can have a half an hour
260
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,385
on my father's rubber raft.
261
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,227
Irma.
262
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,396
Chet. Where's your mother?
263
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,523
Home. You want me to invite her?
264
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,609
- Never mind.
- Here I am, Harry.
265
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,612
This is ridiculous.
266
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,281
I buy a pool for privacy
and before I know it
267
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,200
the surf's up in Malibu.
268
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,202
Now, Harry, try to relax.
269
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,161
Relax?
270
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,955
Did you ever see a gold fish relax
271
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,706
in a tank full of piranhas?
272
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,291
Look at that!
273
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:23,256
I tried diving in five times,
I never hit the water once.
274
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,842
Splash
275
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,343
It's the first day, dear.
276
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,387
The novelty will wear off.
277
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,013
How about some lunch?
278
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,933
I'll barbeque a nice hamburger for you.
279
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,309
Okay.
280
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,519
If I can't get near the pool
281
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,937
I might as well eat.
282
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,117
Harry, we're out of root beer.
283
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,369
Will you get some more from the house?
284
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,787
Okay, okay.
285
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,248
Will you do me a favor and
hold my place in line?
286
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,671
Irma, do you think you could--
287
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,007
Hey, get in back of the line, mister.
288
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,092
Yeah, no moochin'.
Get in line.
289
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,098
At last!
290
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,392
I want mine with onions and relish.
291
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,894
I'm sorry, Harry.
292
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,813
Um, that was the last hamburger.
293
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:23,816
Figures.
294
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,402
We still have some potato chips.
295
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:30,531
Well, I can't say I'm not
getting my $2,000 worth.
296
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,908
Thud
297
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:35,119
That did it! Everybody out!
298
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:36,204
Boing
299
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,624
Sorry I had to do it, kids.
300
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:43,753
But this is a private pool,
not the downtown YMCA.
301
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,297
My fault, papa.
Things got out of hand.
302
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,300
I made 275, pop.
You can have it if you want.
303
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,845
No thanks. Let's just enjoy
the pool by ourselves, and--
304
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:56,766
Hi, neighbors.
Warm day, isn't it?
305
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,601
Yeah, Mr. Adams.
306
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,896
Heard you got a new pool.
Sure looks inviting.
307
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:06,400
Well, we'd love to have you,
but, well, it's our first day.
308
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,237
Some other time, huh?
You know how it is?
309
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,031
Oh, of course, we understand.
310
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,325
Didn't mean to bother you.
311
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,077
Come, Henrietta dear.
312
00:17:17,744 --> 00:17:20,455
Harry, they live right behind us.
313
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:22,458
And they're such nice people.
314
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,962
I know, but you got to remember
one thing, all of you.
315
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,630
It's not our pool alone.
316
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,215
We share it with Ralph.
317
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,926
And we've got to show the
same consideration for him
318
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,052
that he's showing for us.
319
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,475
This way, troops.
320
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,978
I think we have to respect
one another's rights.
321
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,355
It's the only decent way to behave.
322
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,065
And if we don't...
323
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,150
Splash
324
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,863
I don't believe it!
325
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,074
What are you gonna do, papa?
326
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,368
I'll show you what I'm gonna do.
327
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,869
Ralph, what's going on?
328
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:01,455
Just decided to throw in a
little amphibious training.
329
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,873
Now, wait a minute.
330
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,585
We built this pool for
recreation and relaxation.
331
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,503
Well, I can only relax when I know that
332
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,754
our country is prepared.
333
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,507
Dr. Whittaker, why isn't
McCluskey in the pool?
334
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:15,553
No, no!
I can't swim.
335
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,471
In you go, McCluskey, and remember
336
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,016
the penalty for drownin'
is court martial.
337
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,063
Now look, Ralph, I want you to get your
338
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,940
over-the-hill gang out of here.
339
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,942
Don't get pushy, Harry.
340
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,527
Remember, I own half this pool
341
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,071
and I'll invite whomsoever I want.
342
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,823
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
343
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,618
Okay, if that's the way
you wanna play it.
344
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,494
Kids, call all your friends
and bring 'em back.
345
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,247
And tell 'em to bring their friends.
346
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,707
And their enemies.
347
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,917
Jamie, start selling tickets.
348
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,969
Splash
349
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,061
Boyle, I wanna talk to you.
350
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,271
Well, I wanna talk to you.
351
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,652
I want these hippies and long
haired freaks out of my pool.
352
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:16,321
Yeah? Well, first get your bird
brain brigade out of my pool.
353
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,115
Since when is it your pool?
354
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,368
It's just as much mine as yours.
355
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,827
Well, get out of my half.
356
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,746
And you get out of my half.
357
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,666
Okay, we set up a DMZ
right down the middle.
358
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,417
- You're north and I'm south.
- Alright with me.
359
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:31,629
Just make sure you stay on your side.
360
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,547
We'll be watching you every minute.
361
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,318
Harry, come to bed.
362
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,488
Who can sleep?
It's Weirdsville out there.
363
00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:04,286
I paid for a pool and I wind
up with a Normandy beachhead.
364
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,961
Thud
365
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,838
Harry, what are you doing?
366
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,090
The patrol left and I'm going swimming.
367
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,426
- At 3:00 in the morning?
- That's right.
368
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,553
This will be the first
time since I got the pool
369
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,722
that I'll be able to swim
in peace and quiet.
370
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,732
Splash
371
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,082
What's all the commotion?
372
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,835
He was on our side of
the pool, commander.
373
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,005
A clear violation of maritime law.
374
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,132
Good work, sergeant. Dismissed.
375
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,343
Thanks.
Can I go skinny dipping now?
376
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,471
I said dismissed.
377
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,348
I've had it, Ralph.
We can't go on this way.
378
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,393
Tomorrow morning we've gotta
do some serious talking.
379
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,354
Okay, if that's the way you feel
380
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,982
I'll sell you my half of
the pool. Buy me out.
381
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,276
I'm broke.
You buy me out.
382
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,403
- Okay it's a deal.
- Good.
383
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,489
Can you loan me the money, Harry.
384
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,157
Look, we've got to find
a sensible solution.
385
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:26,869
I got it.
We can both get out clean.
386
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,079
All we got to do is sell the pool.
387
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:32,750
Sell the pool?
How do you sell a pool?
388
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,127
What do you do?
Walk through the neighborhood
389
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,421
and try to sell it door to door?
390
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:41,008
Or take it to a used pool lot?
391
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,928
We can tell him it was only
used by a little old lady
392
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,554
doing the backstroke.
393
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:50,142
Okay, you got any better ideas huh?
394
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,311
Well, looks like we're stuck.
395
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:56,440
Hi, neighbor.
Another warm day, isn't it?
396
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,402
Maybe we're not.
397
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,737
Good morning!
398
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,657
Uh, you said we could
come back sometime.
399
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:08,911
Uh, would it be alright if
we used the pool today?
400
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,119
Of course.
401
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:13,249
In fact, how would you
like to use it every day?
402
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,459
Right in your own backyard?
403
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,587
Oh, dear. How could we do that?
404
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,548
Simple.
We just move this back wall
405
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,174
down to the other side of
the pool and we sell you
406
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:26,178
the whole package and for
a very reasonable price.
407
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,388
Think of it.
408
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:28,681
Your very own pool
409
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,683
with all the luxury and comfort
410
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,393
and privacy that goes with it.
411
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,943
Now why didn't I think of this before?
412
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,988
You can't swim too many laps,
but it keeps you cool.
413
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:47,992
[Irma laughs] It's silly, but it's fun!
414
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:56,041
Uh, would it be alright if
we used, uh, your pool?
415
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,377
Well, what's wrong with
the pool we sold you?
416
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:02,006
It's so full of kids and
relatives and neighbors
417
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,715
we can't get in.
418
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,886
Ha ha ha! Be our guest.
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