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[theme music]

[music playing]

[SINGING] Every day I fall just a little bit.

When I close my eyes, yeah,I admit I think of it--

you and me alone.

Is anyone else near here?

Because I don't think I know or care.

I feel like I'm invisible,and only you can see.

Whoa, it's moving much too slow.

The same old things comeand go and take my time--

minutes meant for you andI. And it's all I can do.

I wish my days away, it's true, so I

can waste my time with you, soI can waste my time with you.

Every day, every night, Ican't get you off my mind.

So I waste the whole day through, because I'd

rather waste my time with you.

Moments away from you, it seemslike I'm just passing through,

a road that fills my timeuntil I see your face again.

My mind is a one way track.

It's gone too far.

No turning back.

I'm hopelessly hopeless like that,

and I know I won't change.

[cheers]

INSTRUCTOR: All right!

Yeah!

Hold on, we're gonna get fast.

5, 6, 7, 8.

[hoots]

Let's take it up a notch.

[cheers]

[SINGING] --and take my time,minutes meant for you and I.

All right, hold on, here we go.

[SINGING] --I can do.

I wish my days away, it's true, so I

can waste my time with you, soI can waste my time with you.

Every day, every night, Ican't get you off my mind.

So I waste the whole day through, because I'd

rather waste my time--

Everyday I fall just a little bit.

When I close my eyes, yeah,I admit I think of it--

of you and me alone.

Whoa.

Good morning, everyone.

All right, let's dive straight in.

With just two days to go untilour charity fashion show,

Gracie is finally ready to reveal her designs,

and we're all very excited to hear

Professor Blount's verdict.

Thank you, everyone.

I have received confirmationthat our governors

will be attending.

So it is now of the utmost importance

that this show demonstrates thecreative and physical ability

of the college.

Over to you, Grace.

Um, slight hiccup.

MINI: Gracie, where are the outfits?

PROFESSOR BLOUNT: Grace?

Ah!

Sorry about the lateness.

MINI: Franky, uh, this isa committee only meeting.

GRACE: Actually, Mins,Franky's been a lifesaver.

I couldn't have made them without her,

and she'd be great with the music.

She should totally join us.

Oh, I didn't realize thatyou were still friends.

Great.

Brilliant.

Excellent. - Really?

Totally.

Thanks a million, Franky.

Why don't you girls show usthe fruits of your labors?

GRACE: As we're raising money for the blind,

our theme is tactile textures.

So we've used classic suit and dress patterns

with loads of different fabrics that

are cool to touch, likesilk, faux fur, and velvet.

PROFESSOR BLUNT: Mini?

I knew this was going to happen.

Gracie, those are not what we discussed.

I-- I fear she's having somekind of personal crisis.

GRACE: Oh, come on--

MINI: I understand we all needa platform to express ourselves,

but-- but this show is not about you, Grace.

It's about raising money.

I just dread to think whatthe governors would say,

seeing these avant-garde designs.

They're so weird.

Take it from me, sir, Iknow what I'm talking about.

[clears throat]

I see what you mean.

MINI: I propose a drasticrethink: a new theme,

new outfits, new models.

Nick and I shall be the triumphant finale.

I've got it: white tie and tiara.

If it's good enough for Elton, it's good enough

for Roundview, agreed?

Mini, you have two days to save the show.

MINI: I won't let you down, sir.

Right, moving forward: Grace, you're fired.

Liv, let's get some models.

OK, it was a bit harsher than I intended,

but she's developing aserious attitude problem.

Mini, can you just holdup for one fucking second?

Firstly, remove your hand from my arm.

Secondly, could you pleaserefrain from swearing at me?

Yeah, sorry, it's just--

you've been really rudeto me, and it's not fair.

Can you just stop being bitchesso we can all be friends, OK?

I can't believe you just called us bitches.

Bitches.

See, I told you, Liv.

Major attitude problem.

That was just uncool--

No, it wasn't.

You're meant to be my best friends,

and you just told everyoneI'm having a breakdown,

and I'm not.

[sighs]

You only have yourself to blame.

Toodles!

Fine.

Fuck off, you fucking fuckheads.

EVERYONE: [CHANTING]Truffle, truffle, truffle.

[cheering]

[wolf whistles]

Hello, sexy.

MINI: Listen, I need you for a few minutes.

RIDER: Oi, Mini, whenNick stops satisfying you,

my cock is all yours, yeah?

I don't fuck loser.

[laughter]

Nicely played, babe.

Boys, say bye-bye to your captain.

I want to be alone with my man.

Outside, 5 mins.

You can go first, I'llsave the big news till after.

OK, how would you like to bethe best boyfriend in the world

and help me out at the charity fashion show?

I need two gorgeous models to walk

me and Liv down the runway.

No can do.

Training comes first.

Do you not want to know what my surprise is?

My dad's away until Saturday.

We finally have the house to ourselves.

Fashion show comes first.

That's just another excuse.

I've waited weeks for this.

You said you wanted to,next time I had a free gaff.

I do the fashion show, you stay over tonight.

You're the ultimate boyfriend.

Oh, bring a friend, too.

Gettin.

But, um, I might not be in the mood tonight.

Um, I've just been really stressed.

Stressed you won't live up to your rep?

What rep?

I'm not a slag.

Half of the stories you tell.

You're no virgin.

Are you?

I'm just not sure you'llbe able to handle me.

Babe, you do want toknow what I've handled it.

Yeah, I really don't.

My exes are nothing compared to you,

and I promise tonight will be special.

Course.

It will be amazing.

Perfect.

You're walking down a catwalk, people,

you're not walking the plank here, OK?

Liv, the catwalk is not aplayground to sashay in.

[laughs] Liv, come over here.

Stop the music.

I said sprinkle.

Sprinkle down the runway.

I'll teach her how to sprinkle.

Who the fuck is that weirdo?

Um, he's your partner for the finale--

well, the- the bit before the finale.

Nick and I are closing the show, obviously.

Hey, sexual.

When is your friend going to show us what

he's got in store for Olivia?

Music!

NICK: Come on, Rider.

RIDER: Nice moves.

LIV: Ow!

RIDER: Ow!

MINI: Liv, take it seriously.

It's not strictly.

NICK: I can't wait for tonight, [inaudible]..

Come around about 8.

I'll get some food in for breakfast.

And I got some supplies.

Oh, no, ultra nightmare.

I totally forgot, I pinky promised that I'd

hang out with her tonight.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, don't be stroppy, babe.

You know I'd rather be with you.

But Live is just all depressedby her lack of love life.

[sighs]

NICK: Right, OK.

Let's all go out together, then.

I'll bring Rider.

They're match makers.

You're so sweet.

I love you.

Yeah, me, too.

[music playing]

[SINGING] You've got your faith, and I've

got you to help with mine.

And God is on your side.

Won't you put in a good word for me sometime?

SHELLEY: Is that you, Mimi?

[SINGING] --when yourlifelines and love lines unite.

My will's my own The swathe I can each turn I chose.

And still I understand that Iwas placed here in your hands.

And the lifelines and love lines unite.

Destiny may by likefingers were intertwined.

Where the lifelines and love lines unite.

Oh, gorgeous girly.

It's like looking in a mirror.

You wish.

Over here, missus.

Didn't keep you up last night, did I?

That guy turned out to be a right god.

Couldn't get enough of it.

When will I get to meet prince of yours?

That's enough.

SHELLEY: That's much better.

What a stunner you are.

Off you go and have fun.

I always do with Nick.

We're in love.

Well, you hold onto him, angel.

You don't want to end up like me with a man.

But men only want one thing.

And once they've got it,they disappear into thin air.

Do your pelvic floor exercises.

That could lead to a man's heart.

[music playing]

NICK: No!

Nick, you're going to have to help me.

All right.

It's all about focus, babes.

Pick your spot and visualize yourself

putting that ball right there.

No, no.

No, no, no, come back.

You are shit.

Nick's are the only ballsI'm used to playing with.

LIV: Lucky boy. [laughs]

RIDER: At least you're good at something.

It's on for the match, Nick, yeah?

For you, it's over, big man.

MINI: Close your eyes.

You're drunk. - That is gross.

We whipped your asses.

Three games in a row, baby.

NICK: Whatever.

Mins, let's head back to mine.

Uh, if-- if you're happyto give up just like that,

then that's cool.

I just thought my boyfriendwas better than that.

But no one worries, loser.

NICK: OK, one more game, andthen we head back to the crib.

Swap teams, then?

Shotgun, Liv.

RIDER: And let's spice things up a bit.

Whoever loses each pointdowns an epic mouthful each.

Awesome.

MINI: Uh, not for me and Liv.

I don't think getting wastedthe night before my fashion

show is very clever. RIDER: Oh, come on.

We all need our beauty sleep.

I don't.

Have you seen my face?

NICK: You dickhead.

Go on, give us a swig.

RIDER: Go on.

Down it.

Fuck it.

RIDER: That's my girl.

Damn, you're boring, babes.

[music playing]

Yeah!

Yes.

[cheering]

[screams]

[inaudible]

I'm gonna sue!

[inaudible]

NICK: Fuck you.

Bollocks, I've lost my fucking keys.

Oh-- oh, must've-- must'vefallen out in there.

There's no way he's letting us back in.

Uh, looks like we're going tohave to call it a night, then.

Liv? Coming?

RIDER: Oi, you two aren'tgetting away that easily.

Let's head back to mine.

Mom's working a late nighter,won't be back for ages.

Liv, just wait till youcatch a glimpse of my pad.

[laughter]

NICK: I don't want to.

LIV: Never have I ever had an STI.

No.

Right, here's one you girls can't get out of.

Liv, that bra's coming off.

Never have I ever munched the cook.

NICK: Yeah.

RIDER: Oh, yes.

Come on, Min.

You, too.

An earring?

That's cheating, man.

Get your jugs out.

LIV: Rider, take it easy.

RIDER: Dress off, dress off, dress off.

There's only one personthat gets to check out what's

under here, and it's not you.

LIV: Looks like the game's over.

RIDER: Good, it was shit.

I don't care what you've done, or never done,

I just want to know whatyou're going to do now to me.

LIV: You were right, I meanexcept for your personality.

Maybe you should just stop talking.

[gasps] Good boy.

MINI: Liv!

Back in a sec.

[SINGING] Tea roses bend to sniff at my ankles.

Pink and red roses liningthe path, the flagstone path

that leads to nowhere--

to nowhere-- decided for now.

Well, who am I to get this gift?

The giver bounding off in retreat.

The dog runs up with a heart it it's mouth,

and drops it bloody at my feet.

Roses--

[moaning]

[suspenseful ambience]

[funky music]

You're amazing.

You're fucking hot.

Is that why you're with me?

It's a bonus.

You're sexy.

Fit as.

What's wrong?

Liv's panting is ruining the mood.

I think she's having fun.

I-- I-- I can't do this.

Babe, it's been way over a month.

What's the big deal?

Don't you fancy me?

You know I do.

I love you.

Show me, then.

[suspenseful ambience]

NICK: Mins?

Oh.

RIDER: You've got to get her out of here

before my mother comes back.She's going to go schizo.

Shit!

Stop preening and get cleaning.

Where's the fucking Domestos?

I can't believe that twatgot more action than me.

Don't cry.

There's always tomorrow.

I've run out of ideas onhow to get her into bed.

Rewind.

You two haven't--

No.

It's a bit weird, Liv.

She keeps on telling me she loves me.

LIV: That's just Mini.

She's full on, all the time.

It's the best and the worst thing about her.

Yeah.

Let's just take her home, yeah?

NICK: I've never been here before.

I don't know anything about her mom or a dad.

LIV: It's just mom.

Liv, I don't even know her.

Yeah, she's hot, and she makes me laugh.

But that's it.

And now I've been draggedinto this stupid fashion show.

It's a big deal.She's just stressing out.

We're going to be laughed at.

She can't dance.

We'll look ridiculous.

My team's going to be there, my coach--

You're her boyfriend.

And I'm her best friend.

We need to give her a bit of help.

What?

You've got quite a rap, butyou're actually pretty sound.

Backhanded compliment, but I'll take it.

I'm sleepy.

Night.

[dance music]

You've gained 57 grams.

Wait, um--

INSTRUCTOR: 32 grams.

Uh, Mini.

It's not on.

Let me impart a phrase thatI apply to most situations

in life.

Good girls don't swallow.

Next.

MINI: Liz, um, call me.

I've got the hangover from hell,and three hours to 101 jobs.

It's Mini, obviously.

Hi, gorgeous.

Um, just wanted to say hello.

Give me a call when you get the chance.

I could really do with a hand for some

of the last minute fashion show bits.

Liv, me again.

Call me.

I really need help with the dresses, OK?

A little help, please.

Yeah, move.

Has anyone seen Nick or Liv?

And somebody steam those dresses.

All right, princess puke.

[laughter]

[phone ringing]

PROFESSOR BLOUNT: For thoseof you involved in tonight's

fashion show, you needto be at the outdoor area

for a dress rehearsal in 15.

The rest of you, look farand keep your heads down.

That is all.

[dance music playing]

That's my dress.

LIV: Whoops, sorry, Mini.

I'll change.

Yeah, you will.I'll wait for the dresser.

I was already running, like, half an hour late.

MINI: That's because I've been trolling

around looking for you.

Hey, stress out, Liv was justhelping me out with dance--

Oh, really.

LIV: Yeah, really.

MINI: How very thoughtful.

Liv, dress off now.

You and your saggy tits have stretched it.

Oh, don't be a dick.

You're the one who told everyone I puked

on Nick last night, aren't you?

Me?

I was the one looking after you.

Yeah, I bet you two had a right laugh.

STUDENT: Mini, you haven'tgot enough dresses.

- Mini, who's doing our hat?- Mini, where's the food?

Mini, where are the ticketsfor the after show passes?

Mini, I just tore my dress.

Mini, where are we get--

Babes, no offense, butthat looks way better on Liv.

Shut the fuck up, shut thefuck up, shut the fuck up.

Silence!

What is this foolish nonsensory?

What does that say?

Roundview Charity Fashion Show.

Anything else?

5 pounds.

Starts at 7:30.

Let me explain: the dressesdon't fit the models,

half of the show is stillto be choreographed,

and we have less than twohours until the designated

outdoor area is filled with students,

and teachers, and governors.

I-- I'll sort it out, please.

No.

You fainted on school property.

You're obviously not well.

I'm fine.

I'm saying you'reunwell, so you're unwell.

Go home, Mini.

[sad music]

[crying]

[rock music]

NICK: Finally.

Thanks for meeting me.

Nick, you and I don't need a catwalk--

What have you done?

What's wrong?

Mini, I--

Where are you going?

The show starts in 15 minutes.

Fuck the show.

What?

Let's go, just us, back to yours.

I can't abandon the troops.

Reward comes from dedication,hard work, passion.

You can reward me after.

No, now.

No.

Liv needs me to close the show.

[electronic dance music]

Hello, Roundview.

Thank you to the very talented Grace Violet

and the wicked Franky Fitzgerald for providing

music and writing.

And I would like to thank mybest friend Mini McGuinness.

Tonight was all her idea.

She's always encouraging usto do new and exciting things.

Unfortunately, she isunwell and couldn't perform,

but I'm sure she would bevery pleased with the show.

And we really hope she gets better soon.

See you at the after showparty, and thanks for coming.

[cheering]

[rave music]

We're really happy you came.

GRACE: Mini, you're here.

Have a drink.

Where's Nick?

What?

My boyfriend, where is he?

I don't know.

Stay away from us.

LIV: Mini, wait up.

Hi.

Hi.

You look nice.

Should you be talking to me?

GRACE: Mini's not my friend anymore.

Are we still friends?

I was hoping more thanthat, if that's cool with you.

That's cool.

Cool.

LIV: Mini, what's going on with you?

You're freaking me and Nick out.

I know you haven't slept together.

Just don't do it.

He doesn't love you.

You've been bitching behind my back?

This is so typical of you.

You've always been jealous of me.

LIV: Mins, you are makinga top prat of yourself.

Explain why you're calling my boyfriend,

sleeping next to him,dancing next to him on stage.

I'm warning you, keep your whore hands away from--

LIV: I am not going tolet you shit all over me,

because I know you, and I know underneath all

of that makeup you are justa frightened little bird.

Look, I still love you, but I am the only one.

So grow up, OK, before you've got no one.

Get it together, you stupid bitch.

Fuck.

I'll dump her, if you want.

You got a lighter?

Looks like you're having a pretty shit time.

I can't find Nick.

Grace is here.

I know.

FRANKY: I'm not trying to ruin your life, Mini.

You could've fooled me.

FRANKY: When I first met you girls,

I thought you were a nastybunch of self-absorbed,

attention-seeking cocks.

MINI: Are you looking for a fight?

FRANKY: It was hard to seewhy you hung out together.

But then I got it.

You make each other laugh.

You look out for each other.

You love each other.

Come and dance.

MINI: You didn't just see that, OK?

Take me to yours.

NICK: Mini.

Mini.

This is going to beworth the wait, I promise.

About today, I feel like we're not clicking.

MINI: I know.

I-- I'll--

I'll try harder.

Let's blank today out.

It didn't happen.

None of it happened.

Please?

Do you have, um-- uh--

Um, yeah.

Sure.

Cool.

Here.

OK.

[gasps]

Mini?

Anything you want to tell me?

I love you.

Anything you want to tell me?

You love me, too, don't you?

Yeah, I love you, too.

[inaudible]

[gentle music]

[SINGING] Don't be afraid.

It's only love.

Don't be afraid.

It's only love.

Don't be afraid.

It's only love.

Don't be afraid.

It's only love.

Love is simple.

Love is simple.

[horn honks]

[inaudible]

TRUCK DRIVER: Need a ride?

[laughs]

[drives off]

[SINGING] Don't be afraid.

You're already dead.

Don't be afraid.

You're already dead.

Don't be afraid.

You're already dead.

Don't be afraid.

You're already dead.

Love is simple.

Come on.

[music playing]