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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,207 --> 00:00:08,545 We've already framed them for you. 2 00:00:10,137 --> 00:00:14,317 ...all the characters in this story. 3 00:00:14,512 --> 00:00:16,489 Danielle DARIET in the movie 4 00:00:16,714 --> 00:00:19,241 We've already framed them for you. 5 00:00:21,043 --> 00:00:24,393 SUNDAY LIFE based on the works of Raymond KENO 6 00:00:24,667 --> 00:00:26,699 ...because that's what we do. 7 00:00:26,762 --> 00:00:28,614 starring in the movie: Jean Pierre Moulin 8 00:00:28,714 --> 00:00:30,708 Here is Madame Sapphire. 9 00:00:30,949 --> 00:00:32,964 Oh, I'm sorry! I meant to say Julia Segovi! 10 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:34,926 Olivier YUSSNO 11 00:00:34,972 --> 00:00:36,816 with the participation of Françoise ARNULLE 12 00:00:36,980 --> 00:00:39,832 She will have a love marriage to Valentine, the man of her dreams! 13 00:00:40,316 --> 00:00:44,807 Valentine is a brave Private Bru. 14 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:50,881 But there's no military history this little soldier has no military history. 15 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,880 Armed with nothing but a broom.... 16 00:00:55,037 --> 00:00:57,513 Starring: Madeleine BARBULE, Roger BLENE, Bert BOVY, Agnès CAPRI, Jean COSTE. 17 00:00:57,662 --> 00:01:00,560 Paul CROCHE, Madeleine DAMIER, Germain Delba, Hubert Deschamps, Robert DESLAN, Anne DOA and others. 18 00:01:00,824 --> 00:01:03,491 ...even as he colonized Madagascar. 19 00:01:04,409 --> 00:01:06,894 Valentine has a sister-in-law... 20 00:01:07,139 --> 00:01:10,289 ...His younger sister Julia..... 21 00:01:10,484 --> 00:01:13,261 ...She's a light-headed girl..... 22 00:01:13,390 --> 00:01:16,833 ...with a very, very.., a very pretty head! 23 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:22,333 The problem is, she's already married. 24 00:01:22,504 --> 00:01:24,848 The movie also starred Jean Rochefort 25 00:01:25,597 --> 00:01:28,581 ...for a Mr. Breluga. 26 00:01:30,126 --> 00:01:33,194 He's the meanest in our story. 27 00:01:35,485 --> 00:01:39,265 ...and we can't remember his face we can't remember. 28 00:01:41,985 --> 00:01:46,164 But let's not forget Ms. Pantrush. 29 00:01:48,094 --> 00:01:52,505 ...that once upon a time conquered Paris from the stage. 30 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:57,812 Well, and "Headless Jean" from Perruchet. 31 00:01:59,147 --> 00:02:04,253 He became our Valentine's a loyal friend. 32 00:02:05,569 --> 00:02:08,183 There's also a Sergeant Bourrelier here..... 33 00:02:08,658 --> 00:02:11,370 ...and Marinette, who we're not we'll never see again. 34 00:02:11,643 --> 00:02:14,313 There's Nanette, Didier, and Poussier.... 35 00:02:14,955 --> 00:02:18,339 ...Bordale, lots of them, who else! 36 00:02:19,631 --> 00:02:24,311 But you should know that they're all, uh. 37 00:02:24,843 --> 00:02:27,038 music Georges Delerue 38 00:02:27,163 --> 00:02:29,952 ...are the same on Sundays, as they are on Monday. 39 00:02:31,608 --> 00:02:33,280 movie by Jean Herman 40 00:02:33,411 --> 00:02:36,186 And here's the story that's about to begin. 41 00:02:36,404 --> 00:02:40,848 ...is the story of Sunday life, the idle life. 42 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,857 BUSKAT 1936 43 00:02:47,141 --> 00:02:48,371 It's him! 44 00:02:51,243 --> 00:02:52,444 Well? 45 00:02:52,530 --> 00:02:53,844 There are thousands like him out there. 46 00:02:54,061 --> 00:02:55,916 Aren't there thousands like yours? 47 00:02:56,435 --> 00:02:57,930 Well, that's not the point 48 00:02:58,054 --> 00:02:59,349 You see! 49 00:02:59,525 --> 00:03:00,902 What am I supposed to see? 50 00:03:00,975 --> 00:03:02,818 It will be him and no one else! 51 00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:05,191 Isn't he a little young for you? 52 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:07,110 Well, it's not first communion! 53 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:09,753 I'd consider him a child if I were if I were your age. 54 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:12,500 My age is only seen only by women of a different age. 55 00:03:12,594 --> 00:03:13,923 And he's not a child, he's a man. 56 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:15,453 Don't exaggerate! 57 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,485 Bonjour, Mademoiselle Julia! 58 00:03:20,540 --> 00:03:22,157 I came to get my hat. 59 00:03:22,261 --> 00:03:25,686 Such a big straw hat! White, with flowers and cherries. 60 00:03:29,291 --> 00:03:31,775 Oh, where the hell is she? 61 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:35,279 Store girls! They're all they think about is their lovers! 62 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:36,907 And that's what makes this place such a mess! 63 00:03:37,034 --> 00:03:38,684 Oh, you're absolutely right about that! 64 00:03:39,060 --> 00:03:42,079 Don't worry, mademoiselle! As soon as we find it, I'll send it to you. along with the fedora. 65 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,643 - Oh, with a fedora! - Well, why not? 66 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:47,162 - Goodbye, Mademoiselle Foquelle! - Goodbye, my dear! 67 00:03:52,180 --> 00:03:53,762 We can't rest now. 68 00:03:54,140 --> 00:03:55,330 I'm outta here! 69 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:56,984 Your Paul can wait! 70 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:00,850 Or maybe he's married? 71 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,367 He doesn't have a ring. 72 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:05,439 I don't want to upset you... 73 00:04:05,540 --> 00:04:07,143 ...but you're not right for him. 74 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:09,093 What do you know? 75 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:10,702 Well, what can I say? 76 00:04:12,021 --> 00:04:13,250 That's it! 77 00:04:13,380 --> 00:04:14,922 - All of them? - Uh-huh! 78 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:17,047 His name, his age. 79 00:04:17,460 --> 00:04:19,103 Whether he's married... 80 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:21,169 You want me to spy? 81 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,842 Exactly! 82 00:04:23,307 --> 00:04:26,721 Your husband, for example, knows some of the officers from the garrison. 83 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,426 Captain Bordale and his friends. 84 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:32,325 We can ask them. 85 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:33,889 It's risky. 86 00:04:34,460 --> 00:04:36,293 What will they think of me then? 87 00:04:36,669 --> 00:04:37,825 Well! 88 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:39,730 It's not like it's the first time... 89 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:41,861 All the more reason. for your sister. 90 00:04:42,302 --> 00:04:44,379 Watch out! Please. 91 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:49,429 Thank you! 92 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:59,323 I'm telling you, you've got to enlist again. to enlist in the tankers or something! 93 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:01,015 It's a good life! 94 00:05:01,145 --> 00:05:03,395 - And there are posters everywhere! - But I don't want to! 95 00:05:03,559 --> 00:05:05,395 What are you gonna do in the civilian world? 96 00:05:05,668 --> 00:05:07,381 - Why? - You don't know how to sell! 97 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:09,241 - Uh, no. - So, what is it? 98 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:12,111 Well, uh. I'm thinking about becoming a janitor! 99 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:15,487 There's no future in that profession! What about a mechanic? 100 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:17,771 You'll never be able to feed a wife or children! 101 00:05:17,940 --> 00:05:20,857 And I never said I was gonna to feed my wife or my kids. 102 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:23,592 Well, then enlist again! You'll see. 103 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:26,844 ...it's a good life! 104 00:05:40,826 --> 00:05:42,014 Ten-hut! 105 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:44,659 But why do you need me for me to find this soldier? 106 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:46,090 Are you interested in him? 107 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:47,588 Я!? 108 00:05:47,860 --> 00:05:50,407 Not at all! It's my sister. 109 00:05:50,940 --> 00:05:53,122 Well, let's find him! Let's find him! 110 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,896 Let's see. 111 00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:57,532 What's his name? 112 00:05:57,820 --> 00:05:59,389 We don't know 113 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,126 That doesn't make it any easier to solve the problem. 114 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:07,466 Perhaps you'd like to know his rank? 115 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,215 Oh, absolutely! The title is very important! 116 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:12,757 He's a simple private. 117 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:16,379 Private!? 118 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:19,274 Private. then it's more complicated than that. 119 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:22,630 Come on, Captain! Make an effort! 120 00:06:23,768 --> 00:06:25,165 What's his build? 121 00:06:25,294 --> 00:06:28,424 You see, physique that's very important too! 122 00:06:29,699 --> 00:06:31,604 Large... bold. 123 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:35,312 Well, that won't help us at all! 124 00:06:35,860 --> 00:06:38,389 A long search awaits us. 125 00:06:39,460 --> 00:06:40,901 Very long! 126 00:06:41,327 --> 00:06:42,821 Captain... 127 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:45,862 And you don't know anything else about him about him anymore? 128 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:49,852 He walks down down rue Gambetta and, uh. 129 00:06:50,102 --> 00:06:53,355 ...then turns left, just past the locksmith shop. 130 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:57,530 Well, that's easy! He works in an office for the soldiers of the colonies! 131 00:06:58,220 --> 00:06:59,880 Come on, let's go! 132 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:01,521 Let's go! 133 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:02,944 Except... 134 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:04,364 Come on! 135 00:07:14,154 --> 00:07:15,717 Attention! March! 136 00:07:18,022 --> 00:07:19,694 Forward march! 137 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:40,520 It can only be Private Brew! Private Valentine Brew, my Captain! 138 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,619 And where is he now, this buddy of yours? 139 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:44,322 He's sweeping, my captain. 140 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:48,611 - Sweeping what? - The neighborhood yard, my captain! 141 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:51,584 But it's not by the book! If he's assigned this is where he's supposed to sweep! 142 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:53,675 He's already swept the place twice! 143 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:56,166 He's always sweeping up somewhere! 144 00:08:01,537 --> 00:08:03,119 That's very nice of you. 145 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:06,044 Give me a smile, Sergeant! 146 00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:22,956 Oh, my God! Ow! 147 00:08:23,226 --> 00:08:24,614 Oh, my God! 148 00:08:24,857 --> 00:08:26,651 - The usual? - Double! Double for me! 149 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,527 - Give him one too! - No, Mr. Sergeant! 150 00:08:28,632 --> 00:08:30,934 - My liver. - You won't need it! Pour! 151 00:08:31,456 --> 00:08:33,486 Oh, my God! Oh! 152 00:08:34,366 --> 00:08:35,669 Oh, my God! 153 00:08:35,740 --> 00:08:37,935 - And get away from me! - You're so rude today! 154 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:40,278 - To your love! - That's nice, Monsieur le Sergeant! 155 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:44,079 You're lucky! 156 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:47,126 No sooner did you become unemployed there's someone to take care of you. 157 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,507 About me? 158 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:49,823 I've been ordered to find you. 159 00:08:49,914 --> 00:08:52,201 The kind of lady that you're I'm sure you'll like! 160 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:54,215 High society! She's gorgeous! 161 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:56,540 Now, sergeant, you're mocking me on me too hard! 162 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:58,998 It's nothing like that! Let me explain. 163 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,040 Twenty-five years? 164 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,159 Is he a good boy? 165 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,640 One hundred and eighty... 166 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:07,899 Not even a drunk? 167 00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:10,510 Orphan... 168 00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:13,083 Ten ninety-five. Where were you born? 169 00:09:13,435 --> 00:09:14,809 In Visilla? 170 00:09:15,302 --> 00:09:17,361 Served five years. 171 00:09:17,780 --> 00:09:19,362 And with a ten, it'll be a hundred. 172 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:20,889 In Madagascar?! 173 00:09:20,963 --> 00:09:22,508 Well, thank you! 174 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,473 - When's the demobilization? - In a month. 175 00:09:27,260 --> 00:09:29,539 Not in a year, but in a month! 176 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:31,783 And he won't join the army again! 177 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:34,214 See, he won't run away from you! 178 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:37,064 And I've also heard that he likes to sweep. 179 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:40,131 It's very useful for our store. 180 00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:54,928 So, Mr. Valentin, did you win the national lottery? 181 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,628 Why do you ask? 182 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:59,581 Well, the sergeant called you lucky. 183 00:09:59,980 --> 00:10:01,428 And you're interested? 184 00:10:01,543 --> 00:10:03,302 Oh, I'm very curious! 185 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,630 Well, I'm getting married. 186 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,638 How sad! 187 00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:11,134 It's not sad. It's life! 188 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:14,801 And who are you marrying? 189 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,382 How should I know? 190 00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:18,383 Well, you must know that! 191 00:10:18,540 --> 00:10:20,533 Well, yes! That's the shopgirl from Rue Gambetta. 192 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:23,923 I see! 193 00:10:24,042 --> 00:10:25,384 This is Mademoiselle Segovy. 194 00:10:25,532 --> 00:10:27,057 I don't know her. 195 00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:29,432 - But the sergeant says. - Your sergeant doesn't know anything either! 196 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:36,079 You know, Didney, I had to find someone. 197 00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:39,937 Anyway, by the end of the month. I'll be free. 198 00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:42,458 - And I won't see you again? - I'll be back! 199 00:10:42,536 --> 00:10:43,919 I'll be back! 200 00:10:44,128 --> 00:10:45,764 You say that! 201 00:10:47,058 --> 00:10:48,722 It's not worth it. 202 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,152 - Enjoying your evening? - That's great! 203 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,992 Hi, Julia! 204 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,075 Good afternoon, Paul! 205 00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:37,971 Come to check my gauges? 206 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:40,148 No! They're still inaccurate. 207 00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:43,971 I've come to tell you that I've been I'm being transferred to Paris. 208 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:45,539 What a career! 209 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,938 Yeah, that's my career! 210 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:51,105 But that's not what worries me. It's you! 211 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:54,448 How can I go to Paris with Chantal? You'll be all alone. 212 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,418 No help. No support. 213 00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:59,838 Are you kidding me? What am I, a goose? Or a turkey? Or a chicken? 214 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:02,768 No... You're a woman. A woman with all of a woman's weaknesses. 215 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,920 Is it your assignment had that effect on you? 216 00:13:04,995 --> 00:13:06,691 Don't be silly! I know everything! 217 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:08,500 Did you ask Chantal? 218 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,958 But I mean it! Are you so stupidly going to get married? 219 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,161 To someone who was just long enough to be a private for five years!? 220 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:15,587 Not everyone is as ambitious as you! 221 00:13:15,748 --> 00:13:17,048 He's gonna eat you! 222 00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:18,680 Maybe that's what I want. 223 00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:20,937 Some thug! 15 years younger than you! 224 00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:23,040 What did you think? That I need an old man? 225 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,336 - Think about Marinette! - You think! 226 00:13:27,445 --> 00:13:29,254 She must be the heiress! You promised! 227 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,907 Yeah. But I changed my mind. 228 00:13:31,039 --> 00:13:32,758 - How convenient! - It is! 229 00:13:33,718 --> 00:13:35,398 A colonizer who stinks of opium and pastis! 230 00:13:35,491 --> 00:13:36,835 That's not true! He doesn't drink! 231 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,734 - He's-- He's just hiding! - Just like you. 232 00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:40,936 I can't keep having this conversation! 233 00:13:41,051 --> 00:13:42,621 Get out! 234 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,772 That's him. 235 00:14:03,438 --> 00:14:05,101 - Mr. Bru? - It's me. 236 00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:07,892 - Valentine Brew, serial number ... - What do you want? 237 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,726 Well, you're smart. 238 00:14:09,941 --> 00:14:11,351 You found me. 239 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:15,396 Dear Mr. Brue, I would be very pleased to talk to you. 240 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:17,651 - Yeah, but, uh. - Just for a few minutes. 241 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,411 - No more, huh? - No, no! Just for a few minutes. 242 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:24,886 Don't you drink too much? 243 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:27,821 How about a drink? 244 00:14:28,064 --> 00:14:30,424 - Well, if you want. - Would you like to order something? 245 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:31,939 Strawberry soda. 246 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,908 And for monsieur, cognac? The usual. 247 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:52,206 Cheers! 248 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,077 Cheers... 249 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:56,949 Not as good as Pernod, is it? 250 00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:59,763 You'd have to pay me a lot of money to make me drink. 251 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:02,974 Like cognac before breakfast! 252 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,714 What about Madagascar? I believe you served in Madagascar? 253 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:10,475 It's the same. 254 00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:13,571 Madagascar must be beautiful. 255 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:15,624 It's not bad. 256 00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:17,498 Mountainous... 257 00:15:19,996 --> 00:15:21,692 А... Local... 258 00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:24,609 Well, there's a lot of them! 259 00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:27,597 Oh, traveling! Pleasant travels! 260 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:30,032 What a blessing to be traveling all over the place! 261 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,932 I'm not really interested in this conversation. 262 00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:36,885 Would you like a drink? 263 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,234 Mademoiselle, more cognac! 264 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:44,722 It gives courage. 265 00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:49,224 How's it going? 266 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,235 Don't get married, soldier boy! 267 00:15:55,236 --> 00:15:57,236 Don't marry my wife's sister my wife's sister! 268 00:15:57,820 --> 00:16:00,710 I'm giving you this free advice. 269 00:16:02,072 --> 00:16:04,148 Like her sister's husband... 270 00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:07,434 ...I desperately plead with you! 271 00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:10,493 Don't marry my wife's sister! 272 00:16:11,764 --> 00:16:14,834 Don't marry her, please! 273 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,602 Oh, wait! It's going backwards! 274 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:39,771 That's great! 275 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:43,429 I'm an expert! I'll show you my Madagascar movies! 276 00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:52,501 - So good, huh? - Oh, yeah! 277 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,046 Oh, she almost stepped on the veil! 278 00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:10,193 The whole company's here, huh? 279 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:14,376 Oh, Marinette! Where's Marinette? 280 00:17:33,848 --> 00:17:35,884 We're not gonna miss the wedding night? 281 00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:50,776 - I look good in a military hat! - It suits me! Don't enlist! 282 00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,928 Well now, as promised..... 283 00:17:57,154 --> 00:17:59,834 ...you'll see Ma-da-gas-car! 284 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,794 It's blowing like he's like he's the boss! 285 00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,594 There he is! 286 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,082 Now! It's coming up next. 287 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,211 О... It's Captain Bordale! 288 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:34,217 And the honeymoon? Where will you go on your honeymoon? 289 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:37,071 - I don't know yet. - Why not Madagascar? 290 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,392 Well! It's too expensive! 291 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,506 I'd like to see Ian. 292 00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:43,521 Jena?! The Jena that's in Germany? 293 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,190 What a ridiculous idea! Why? 294 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,889 - Why not? - What are you talking about? 295 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:51,995 - About your wedding journey. - Wedding trip? 296 00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:54,405 We're going to Bruges. 297 00:19:22,457 --> 00:19:23,902 It's going to be a nice little trip. 298 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,095 Yes. 299 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:27,710 - You look sad. - Yes! Because I'm leaving you. 300 00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:30,432 Oh, don't get sentimental! Business is business! 301 00:19:30,554 --> 00:19:32,717 I'm not closing my boutique in the middle of the season! 302 00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:35,383 You're going on our honeymoon alone. I don't see any drama! 303 00:19:35,523 --> 00:19:37,000 Well, big deal! 304 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:38,802 Do you have any money? 305 00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:42,404 Yes. 306 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,773 Don't waste it! You'll have enough for eight days, but no more. 307 00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:46,083 I've had enough! 308 00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:48,325 I'll buy you a newspaper to keep you so you won't get bored on your trip. 309 00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:56,692 Everyone in the car! We're going! 310 00:19:56,818 --> 00:19:58,765 - Get on the train! - Hurry up or you'll miss the train! 311 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,369 Don't be late! 312 00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:06,522 And don't chase skirts! 313 00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,240 St. Lazare! 314 00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:20,479 - How far is it from the station to Gare du Nord? - That way? 315 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,504 It's right behind you. 316 00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:25,691 But still, you'd better sit here. 317 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,051 But... Will it be expensive? 318 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,990 No. I'll give you a discount. 319 00:21:30,093 --> 00:21:32,103 - Do you promise? - I swear! 320 00:21:32,198 --> 00:21:33,527 Well, okay... 321 00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:52,113 So, what's up? How much do I owe you? 322 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:54,100 Seven francs. 323 00:21:54,540 --> 00:21:56,995 But that's the full price! You promised me a discount! 324 00:21:57,140 --> 00:21:59,401 Well, yes! The discounted price is the price on the meter. 325 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:05,094 How far is the Folies Bergere? 326 00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:06,423 - I'm right this way. - All right! 327 00:22:06,547 --> 00:22:09,317 Then I'll keep you a little longer. I'll put out the luggage for now. 328 00:22:11,211 --> 00:22:12,953 We're going to the Folies Bergère! 329 00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:15,068 STORAGE ROOM 330 00:22:45,785 --> 00:22:47,676 BRUGGE. 331 00:22:58,170 --> 00:22:59,892 EXTINCT BRUGES 332 00:24:07,340 --> 00:24:09,560 It's very kind of you, monsieur, to come here. 333 00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:11,975 Not at all, ma'am. I was just passing by. 334 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:14,381 My condolences! 335 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:16,542 And you didn't know Mr. Clodomir? 336 00:24:16,828 --> 00:24:18,486 Ah, so his name was Clodomir! 337 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,404 But what are you doing here? 338 00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:21,930 Just taking a walk. 339 00:24:22,141 --> 00:24:25,092 Actually, I was going to the Austerlitz train station, to catch a train. 340 00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:26,752 How far are you traveling? 341 00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:28,571 - To Buscat, madam. - Oh, to Buscat?! 342 00:24:28,708 --> 00:24:31,082 - I was born there! - Congratulations, madam! 343 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:33,701 - Were you born there, too? - Oh, no. 344 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:36,958 - We must go, monsieur! - Yes, we must go now. 345 00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:39,130 Of course! You can't stay here forever! 346 00:24:39,241 --> 00:24:40,950 That's right! What are we waiting for? 347 00:24:41,043 --> 00:24:44,935 Is it because I was born in Buscat you decided to see Clodomir off? 348 00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:47,582 Clodomir! 349 00:24:47,792 --> 00:24:49,572 I'd already forgotten about Clodomir! 350 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:52,281 Ah, the heart! It's such a fickle thing! 351 00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:55,741 That's how they chase tips! 352 00:24:56,900 --> 00:25:00,587 - Do you have a couple of pennies? - Not a penny, madam. 353 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,559 Are you a pauper? Professional? 354 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:05,410 No, ma'am. I am a businessman. 355 00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:07,465 And what do you sell? 356 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:11,037 Ribbons, buttons, hats... Actually, I'm not the one selling them. 357 00:25:11,180 --> 00:25:13,403 - My wife! - What's her name? 358 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:17,008 Mrs. Brue! For I myself am Valentin Brew! 359 00:25:17,130 --> 00:25:19,044 - The serial number. - No, I want to know your maiden name. 360 00:25:19,216 --> 00:25:20,560 Mademoiselle Julia. 361 00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:24,507 And you're telling me that you accidentally at Clodomir's funeral? 362 00:25:24,908 --> 00:25:27,377 Well, I don't know, ma'am. I was passing by. It was an accident! 363 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:28,956 There's no such thing as coincidence! 364 00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:30,452 Do you know who I am? 365 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:31,994 I'm a mother! 366 00:25:32,161 --> 00:25:34,232 Oh, so you're poor Clodomir's mom? 367 00:25:34,321 --> 00:25:36,784 He doesn't understand anything! All right, let's go! 368 00:25:38,513 --> 00:25:40,277 - Monsieur! - Madame! 369 00:25:46,340 --> 00:25:48,503 Well, Paul is certainly going to pout. 370 00:25:48,731 --> 00:25:50,310 That's our Paul! 371 00:25:50,460 --> 00:25:52,085 They've been good to me. 372 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:53,943 He was assigned to Paris. 373 00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:57,895 When he finds out that my poor Clodomir has passed away. 374 00:25:58,029 --> 00:25:59,583 ...he'll definitely show up. 375 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:01,642 After all, he's only interested in one thing. 376 00:26:01,885 --> 00:26:03,378 Inheritance! 377 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:07,386 But he won't have his own boutique! No way! 378 00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:11,706 This place could use a good sweeping, huh? 379 00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:18,638 - Listen, young man. - Oh, call me Valentine! 380 00:26:19,736 --> 00:26:21,228 Valentine... 381 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,463 I'll give you my establishment. 382 00:26:25,391 --> 00:26:27,965 You will replace my poor Clodomir! 383 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,491 And you will become a baguette. 384 00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:32,442 Oh, that's so generous! 385 00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:35,131 That's very kind of you. But what about Julia? 386 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:37,335 Julia? 387 00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:39,991 Well, she, uh. 388 00:26:40,368 --> 00:26:41,859 It's gonna sweep! 389 00:26:54,256 --> 00:26:56,639 BAGUETTE WORKSHOP 390 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,301 Good afternoon, Mom! 391 00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:21,131 Hi, Valentine! 392 00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:24,327 - Good day, sir! - Call me Paul! You're my brother-in-law! 393 00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:26,020 What do you want now? 394 00:27:26,156 --> 00:27:27,726 - My dear Nanette! - No! 395 00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,927 I know what brought you here. Greed! 396 00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:34,066 Well, you should know, monsieur, that my business will be taken over by my my daughter Julia! 397 00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:36,957 No inheritance for you, Monsieur the weasel! 398 00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:39,220 How rude! 399 00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:42,349 And our daughter Marinette? Have you thought about her? 400 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:45,078 Oh, stop patronizing us! That's not why we're here! 401 00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:47,097 - Then why? - Where's Julia? 402 00:27:47,378 --> 00:27:49,422 - What are you doing? - I'm polishing. 403 00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:51,481 - I'll sue! - Nonsense! 404 00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:53,610 - Valentin is a crook! - Ha, of course he is! 405 00:27:53,695 --> 00:27:56,337 Valentin! Do you know what Paul said about you? That you're a crook! 406 00:27:56,620 --> 00:27:59,328 - It was a friendly joke. - And he's still not getting anything! 407 00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:19,792 How sad to lose your mother! 408 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:27,463 It was nice of you to discount the wreath. 409 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:29,085 We're neighbors! 410 00:28:42,635 --> 00:28:46,164 When I went to Clodomir's funeral, I had no idea I'd be back so soon! 411 00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:50,250 They must think I'm the only one left. 412 00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:52,209 Well, you did a wonderful job! 413 00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:54,463 You don't think we poisoned her, do you?! 414 00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:56,868 - What did he say? - That we "worked" on Nanette! 415 00:28:56,907 --> 00:28:59,565 - I never said that! - We poisoned Nana?! 416 00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:01,461 We took care of her! 417 00:29:01,564 --> 00:29:03,134 There's no way we could have killed her. 418 00:29:03,182 --> 00:29:04,760 Rather, it would be you who would do it! 419 00:29:05,051 --> 00:29:06,612 - What kind of idiocy!? - Who started it? 420 00:29:06,675 --> 00:29:08,666 Stop fighting! Come to lunch. 421 00:29:08,751 --> 00:29:10,621 - I guess we'll come. - No! Don't wait for us! 422 00:29:35,530 --> 00:29:38,478 So, uh. they've done a pretty good job they screwed us over. 423 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:41,572 And not for the first time! 424 00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:43,621 It's him! 425 00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:48,747 A sweet old lady takes her own life and dies at the moment when it's most to his advantage. 426 00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:52,518 Did you hear that? 427 00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:54,985 I'm not going to hide my opinion. 428 00:29:55,380 --> 00:29:58,062 - But you don't have to be so showy either! - Why not? 429 00:29:58,180 --> 00:29:59,947 Making excuses for yourself? 430 00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:02,318 Well, uh. 431 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,649 Everything you inherited from your mother. 432 00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:07,063 ...this is the chicken that we're we'll eat later. 433 00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:10,228 Plus, tough chicken. We always eat worse than Julia! 434 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,906 Julia can't stand maids for long. She gets very jealous. 435 00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:25,826 You'll see the new girl! She's a monster! 436 00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:30,329 "Bordeaux"! And the best part! 437 00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:34,434 And it's on our money! They have no shame! 438 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,278 I'll empty their bottle! 439 00:30:37,448 --> 00:30:38,920 I'm sure you can! 440 00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:46,692 All we have to do is work! And work harder! 441 00:30:47,420 --> 00:30:48,940 We don't have a choice. 442 00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:52,622 Well, you're gonna get a hernia! 443 00:30:53,260 --> 00:30:56,335 Don't worry! He's not gonna hurt himself not through the bottle. 444 00:31:04,732 --> 00:31:06,523 And your purse is cute! 445 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,497 Very fancy. 446 00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:10,484 How do you know it's in fashion right now? 447 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:12,338 I saw one at Marie Claire's. 448 00:31:14,980 --> 00:31:16,903 You haven't been too nice to us. 449 00:31:18,088 --> 00:31:19,434 It's true. 450 00:31:19,653 --> 00:31:21,502 You embezzled our inheritance. 451 00:31:21,761 --> 00:31:23,543 We could sue. 452 00:31:23,820 --> 00:31:25,358 That would be ridiculous. 453 00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:27,470 There are still courts in France! 454 00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:29,649 Should I hire a lawyer? 455 00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:32,636 I'd rather defend myself. 456 00:31:32,780 --> 00:31:34,649 Well, you've done pretty well so far. 457 00:31:34,738 --> 00:31:36,066 Who wants some? 458 00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:37,780 Naturally, we want to! 459 00:31:43,656 --> 00:31:45,165 - Thank you! - Enough! 460 00:31:47,255 --> 00:31:48,997 But you don't live in poverty. 461 00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:51,766 What do you want? Nannette just liked me. 462 00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:54,456 - And when she left me the boutique. - When you convinced her! 463 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:57,333 - What are you talking about? - Nannette's Boutique. 464 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,210 Nanette... 465 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,730 Mom! Mom. 466 00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:03,600 Don't start that again! 467 00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:05,235 None of your business! 468 00:32:05,350 --> 00:32:07,974 Maybe we haven't cried enough. 469 00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:10,342 Come on! Here, eat! 470 00:32:10,861 --> 00:32:12,166 Well, let's eat! 471 00:32:12,225 --> 00:32:14,284 Come on! It'll put you in a better mood. 472 00:32:31,239 --> 00:32:32,592 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 473 00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:38,802 Don't you eat it? It's delicious! 474 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:40,686 Is it the season for them? 475 00:32:40,820 --> 00:32:42,480 April! It's perfect! 476 00:32:42,700 --> 00:32:44,145 But there are no good stores are not around. 477 00:32:44,277 --> 00:32:46,419 They're brought in from the Bastille all year round. 478 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,794 They look a little tired. 479 00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:52,285 Not at all! 480 00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:57,583 They're fresh! 481 00:32:57,940 --> 00:33:00,204 No... I'd rather wait for the chicken. 482 00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:05,484 Valentine, don't you like oysters? 483 00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:08,275 - I don't eat them. - Why not? 484 00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:11,644 Because they're alive. 485 00:33:15,443 --> 00:33:17,063 I don't eat living things. 486 00:33:17,340 --> 00:33:19,791 Don't tell me this one's alive! 487 00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:23,318 I don't think they're alive. 488 00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:25,176 As alive as you and me! 489 00:33:27,293 --> 00:33:28,523 Well, thank you! 490 00:33:28,671 --> 00:33:30,730 Since you're family now, you should speak in the family way! 491 00:33:30,860 --> 00:33:32,624 And finish your oysters! 492 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:34,380 You see? 493 00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:37,270 When vinegar drips on her, it shrinks. 494 00:33:37,642 --> 00:33:39,633 - It's true! - How awful! 495 00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:41,424 Well, then don't drip vinegar on it! 496 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:43,497 Even if you don't... 497 00:33:43,676 --> 00:33:45,268 ...they're going to die anyway. 498 00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:46,936 Fair enough! 499 00:33:47,780 --> 00:33:48,985 Let's open it up! 500 00:34:01,420 --> 00:34:04,038 - Oh, you two are good together! - Shall we kiss? 501 00:34:04,366 --> 00:34:05,866 Kiss and make love! Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss! 502 00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:08,204 But not on the lips! 503 00:34:08,798 --> 00:34:10,817 - Come on! - See you later, Paul! 504 00:34:15,462 --> 00:34:16,800 Goodbye! 505 00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:19,157 Goodbye... 506 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:35,356 So, this isn't a joke? 507 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:37,003 What's the joke? 508 00:34:37,666 --> 00:34:39,032 Chantal. 509 00:34:39,420 --> 00:34:41,821 What's the joke with me and Chantal? 510 00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:44,358 Well, I'm not gonna give you to give you ideas! 511 00:35:00,820 --> 00:35:02,384 What are we gonna do? 512 00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:05,779 I can't reopen the store. The neighbors will think it's a bad business. 513 00:35:06,282 --> 00:35:07,864 I'd like to arrange a séance. 514 00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:09,435 For what? 515 00:35:09,515 --> 00:35:10,923 Talk to Nanette. 516 00:35:11,072 --> 00:35:12,722 Well, it's definitely not for me! 517 00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:23,362 Do you want to go to the movies? 518 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,772 Aren't we supposed to observe mourning? 519 00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:27,716 Let's go to a sad movie. 520 00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:38,945 I'd like to go to a movie something funny. 521 00:35:42,937 --> 00:35:44,743 Well, that, uh. would make up for it! 522 00:35:45,639 --> 00:35:47,092 Shall we go, then? 523 00:35:58,820 --> 00:36:00,586 - Whose is this? - What? 524 00:36:00,789 --> 00:36:02,906 Oh, that one. well, uh. 525 00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:06,554 Madame Veflorel. I saw it on her. 526 00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:08,476 She dropped it in the cemetery. 527 00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:11,217 Well, in that case, we'll give it back to her on the way. 528 00:36:25,980 --> 00:36:27,342 Is something wrong? 529 00:36:46,354 --> 00:36:47,897 Do you want to stay? 530 00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:53,188 No, no! Let's go to Madame Veflorel. 531 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:56,035 And then we'll listen to the organ in the movie theater. 532 00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:58,368 How many today? 533 00:37:59,140 --> 00:38:00,647 Two hundred and thirty-four francs. 534 00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:02,408 It's a good day! 535 00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:05,427 And what makes people to order so many frames? 536 00:38:05,523 --> 00:38:06,842 It's nothing! 537 00:38:07,740 --> 00:38:09,720 Here's waiting for the expo to end! 538 00:38:09,814 --> 00:38:12,619 Exhibitions? This exhibition will never open! 539 00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:18,356 Madame Veflorel played the box. 540 00:38:18,940 --> 00:38:20,487 Right on the street. All of a sudden, bam! 541 00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:22,209 Heart attack. 542 00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:25,399 When they came to help her to help her up, she was already dead. 543 00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:33,971 You're so disturbed by her death? 544 00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:36,687 You wouldn't understand. 545 00:38:46,980 --> 00:38:48,421 What else? 546 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:50,671 Well, uh. The funeral's the day after tomorrow. 547 00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:54,347 - In Bercy? - No! 548 00:38:54,593 --> 00:38:56,135 In the suburbs. 549 00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:59,642 Do you remember how to mint? 550 00:38:59,740 --> 00:39:01,196 Yeah. Why? 551 00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:04,275 Nothing... 552 00:39:05,553 --> 00:39:07,011 I'm waiting downstairs. 553 00:39:37,797 --> 00:39:40,367 FRAMES VALENTINE BREW 554 00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:21,956 What to make for dinner? 555 00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:24,014 - Veal blanquette. - Again?! 556 00:40:24,381 --> 00:40:25,751 Well, monsieur likes it. 557 00:40:25,821 --> 00:40:27,772 Yeah, but no one can eat that much veal blanquette! 558 00:40:28,068 --> 00:40:29,997 - What would you like to cook? - Andoulette. 559 00:40:30,198 --> 00:40:31,892 He's going to love it too! 560 00:40:31,980 --> 00:40:35,029 That's a good idea! Andoulette! With fries! 561 00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:37,442 - And for tonight? - Well, uh. 562 00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,852 We can heat the lentils in lard. 563 00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:42,268 But it turns out the pork will be twice a day! 564 00:40:42,820 --> 00:40:44,826 I don't see what the big deal is! Well, there you go. 565 00:40:45,348 --> 00:40:48,409 So blanquette. Veal blanquette for tonight. 566 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,579 Then I can make it for lunch too! 567 00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:52,191 That's exactly what I asked for! 568 00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:53,751 Tell me this. 569 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:56,907 Do you have any relatives nearby? 570 00:40:57,140 --> 00:40:59,131 Well, that's none of your business, ma'am! 571 00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:04,439 - Good afternoon, Mrs. Bijou! - Good afternoon! 572 00:41:05,540 --> 00:41:08,018 I need a rose. I want to put it by the cash register. 573 00:41:08,190 --> 00:41:10,221 That way, customers won't have to think about their wallets. 574 00:41:10,340 --> 00:41:13,604 Well, flowers are definitely not gonna make me to think about my wallet! 575 00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:16,206 Don't be afraid, Mrs. Bijou! I'll pay for the rose. 576 00:41:16,329 --> 00:41:18,119 That's not what I meant at all! 577 00:41:18,394 --> 00:41:20,825 Come on, come on, come on! Pick one. It's my present! 578 00:41:21,117 --> 00:41:23,017 - Thank you very much! - Well, it's nothing! 579 00:41:23,095 --> 00:41:24,410 This one! 580 00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:26,875 In return... 581 00:41:27,383 --> 00:41:29,782 ...would you mind to do me a favor? 582 00:41:29,940 --> 00:41:31,434 Well, of course! 583 00:41:40,140 --> 00:41:41,834 Oh, what a cute little guy! 584 00:41:41,969 --> 00:41:44,130 - Who is it? - My husband. 585 00:41:44,213 --> 00:41:45,708 Poor bastard! 586 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:48,081 Will you frame him? 587 00:41:48,291 --> 00:41:51,763 It would be my pleasure! Besides, I owe you one. 588 00:41:53,323 --> 00:41:55,073 Goodbye, Mrs. Bijou! 589 00:42:07,460 --> 00:42:08,871 Any good news? 590 00:42:09,011 --> 00:42:10,899 The war in Spain. The war in Ethiopia. 591 00:42:11,011 --> 00:42:13,096 No progress with the exhibition. 592 00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:14,881 Well, it could be worse. 593 00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:16,617 It's gonna get worse! 594 00:42:20,660 --> 00:42:23,219 Oh, how I understand you, Mr. Brux! 595 00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:26,607 A broom is not an easy broom to choose! 596 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:29,286 Clients come to me... 597 00:42:29,561 --> 00:42:30,788 ...and they say... 598 00:42:30,860 --> 00:42:32,919 "Give me a broom for all occasions." 599 00:42:33,340 --> 00:42:35,443 "No!" I'm the one saying no to them. 600 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,604 There's no such thing as a broom. 601 00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:39,938 For example, for the sidewalk and the store..... 602 00:42:40,249 --> 00:42:41,977 ...need very different brooms! 603 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:45,188 For the sidewalk. Well, it's full of dog shit! 604 00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:49,530 And you won't be able to use the same broom you use to broom the store. 605 00:42:50,153 --> 00:42:51,911 We need a whole different broom! 606 00:42:52,220 --> 00:42:54,740 And one more thing! Here's the thing they can't figure out. 607 00:42:54,860 --> 00:42:56,206 I like this one! 608 00:42:56,345 --> 00:42:58,426 Think about it, Mr. Brue. 609 00:42:58,940 --> 00:43:00,453 Make an effort. 610 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:04,974 Here! Just touch it! 611 00:43:05,129 --> 00:43:07,950 First class merchandise... Oh, my! 612 00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:14,562 Good time for you, Mr. Brue. 613 00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:17,950 Picture frames-- that's what I do best. 614 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:25,769 - Am I disturbing you? - Not at all. 615 00:43:26,503 --> 00:43:27,873 At least a little bit, I hope. 616 00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:29,613 Shall we get down to business? 617 00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:40,237 And what's that? 618 00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:42,299 The soccer team? 619 00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:45,252 Could you make them into a fan? 620 00:43:45,636 --> 00:43:47,589 I knew every one of them. 621 00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:51,647 This one looks like his name is Marcel. 622 00:43:52,069 --> 00:43:53,391 No, I don't! 623 00:43:53,662 --> 00:43:55,684 He was nicknamed "Milu-Milu." 624 00:43:55,820 --> 00:43:58,833 He delivered telegrams, poor bastard. 625 00:44:15,031 --> 00:44:17,479 In those days, my stage name was "Ms. Pantrush." 626 00:44:18,420 --> 00:44:21,975 I was the concubine of a very wealthy merchant from the Marais. 627 00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:25,011 Would you make a frame for it? 628 00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:28,260 It's free! 629 00:44:47,660 --> 00:44:49,449 - See you later! - See you later, my dear! 630 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,503 MADAME SAPPHIRE'S COUNSELING 631 00:45:51,107 --> 00:45:53,643 - Will you come in for a drink? - Can't we just listen to the radio? 632 00:45:53,737 --> 00:45:54,977 Oh, no! 633 00:45:57,023 --> 00:45:58,918 - How do you do? - Hello, General! 634 00:45:59,325 --> 00:46:02,659 "We offer our listeners "details of one of the worst disasters in aviation history." 635 00:46:02,740 --> 00:46:04,161 What kind of disaster? 636 00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:07,108 Some German airship went down. 637 00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:09,564 He was unfit to fly. 638 00:46:10,979 --> 00:46:12,435 Does he have wings? 639 00:46:12,530 --> 00:46:15,833 - Blimps don't even have wings. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying, it's not for flying. 640 00:46:15,944 --> 00:46:17,725 So how do they take off? 641 00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:22,960 Monsieur Balustre! Here are the three francs I owe you. 642 00:46:23,178 --> 00:46:25,082 - Oh, there was no reason for haste! - And yet! 643 00:46:27,019 --> 00:46:28,313 Thank you! 644 00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:30,541 What are you spinning this week? 645 00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:32,355 A movie with Danielle Darrieux. 646 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,981 - Are you happy with your broom? - I am! 647 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,973 I'll be there for sure! 648 00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:40,139 I don't like it that much Danielle Darrieux. 649 00:46:40,639 --> 00:46:42,765 Oh, if my wife could hear you now! 650 00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:47,418 She's not sick, I hope? 651 00:46:48,340 --> 00:46:49,788 Haven't seen her in a while. 652 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:51,231 What about airplanes? 653 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:54,783 What about airplanes? You say they don't fly either? 654 00:46:55,593 --> 00:46:57,449 But they have wings. 655 00:46:58,580 --> 00:47:00,171 - Good afternoon, Mr. Virolle! - Good day! 656 00:47:00,322 --> 00:47:02,484 I wanted to ask you a favor. 657 00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:05,897 If I don't pass the cordon at Bruges, I'm at your service. 658 00:47:10,474 --> 00:47:11,862 It's a secret. 659 00:47:12,020 --> 00:47:13,361 I'm listening! 660 00:47:14,780 --> 00:47:17,169 - Don't tell anyone! - I'm listening. 661 00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:19,722 Even... Even Mrs. Brue! 662 00:47:19,980 --> 00:47:21,943 Consider me your confessor. 663 00:47:29,620 --> 00:47:32,650 I need a frame for a secret frame. 664 00:47:32,925 --> 00:47:36,166 How would businesses benefit if this Universal Exposition were to take place! 665 00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:37,967 But that's not going to happen. 666 00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:41,528 Who have you seen all day? 667 00:47:41,660 --> 00:47:44,097 Sete's nephew and Mrs. Gage. 668 00:47:44,508 --> 00:47:45,841 Does that tease you? 669 00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:47,713 I don't know them I don't know them very well. 670 00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:49,611 Why do you need to know them? 671 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,385 - That's it? - Yes! 672 00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:02,708 Also... Virol... 673 00:48:02,853 --> 00:48:06,849 ...told me that he had a child with a maid sixteen years ago. 674 00:48:08,060 --> 00:48:09,585 Time flies! 675 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:18,487 He brought it. I mean, a picture. It was a girl. 676 00:48:22,180 --> 00:48:25,386 He's paying for her education, his wife doesn't know anything. 677 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:27,965 Aren't you interested? 678 00:48:28,380 --> 00:48:29,864 Not so much. 679 00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:33,120 - Do you know her name? - That girl? No. 680 00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:35,728 So, you're interested? 681 00:48:36,540 --> 00:48:39,267 - Not really. - Name's not hard to recognize. 682 00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:50,069 Blankett's gotten even better since he's already cooled off. 683 00:49:03,652 --> 00:49:05,802 Dismantle the Accion Française! 684 00:49:05,970 --> 00:49:08,735 Political leaders - Léon Daudet and Charles Morras! 685 00:49:10,482 --> 00:49:12,180 Follow us! 686 00:49:13,434 --> 00:49:17,385 Take apart the "Accion Française"! Political leaders Léon Daudet and Charles Morras! 687 00:49:17,509 --> 00:49:19,161 "De Populaire!" 688 00:49:19,380 --> 00:49:21,702 Take De Populaire apart! 689 00:49:21,940 --> 00:49:24,534 The political leader is Leon Blum! 690 00:49:25,058 --> 00:49:26,730 A Jew, by the way! 691 00:49:26,892 --> 00:49:30,827 "De Populaire!" Take it apart "De Populaire! 692 00:49:48,785 --> 00:49:50,351 I didn't see you yesterday. 693 00:49:51,355 --> 00:49:53,113 Well, I'm gonna do it anyway. 694 00:49:53,580 --> 00:49:55,306 Your money for Saturday. 695 00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:29,435 Sparkling water for Mr. Brux! 696 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,845 No! On Sundays, as you know, I drink Dubonnet. 697 00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:33,913 What's wrong with my head?! 698 00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:36,983 - Things are going well? - Yes! 699 00:50:37,060 --> 00:50:38,413 But here's the taxes... 700 00:50:38,489 --> 00:50:41,383 Well, Mr. Soulier? Does the car purr? 701 00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:43,623 No, no! Not for me, Chief! 702 00:50:45,420 --> 00:50:47,775 A real bomb! I have to restrain her! 703 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:52,001 Mr. Soulier is very pleased with his new car. 704 00:50:52,124 --> 00:50:54,063 As you can see, ads can be useful! 705 00:50:54,580 --> 00:50:56,225 And a lot more than you think. 706 00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:58,841 Я? Well, I don't believe them. 707 00:50:59,893 --> 00:51:01,120 Well... 708 00:51:02,489 --> 00:51:04,696 Anyway, it works. Everybody does it. 709 00:51:05,460 --> 00:51:08,060 Yes... Well, what if people don't want anything? 710 00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:10,902 Everybody needs something. 711 00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:20,839 Ah, Mr. Brux! I'll have to visit you! 712 00:51:21,780 --> 00:51:23,809 It's time for me to make a frame, too. 713 00:51:24,140 --> 00:51:26,669 Whenever you want, Mrs. Passara! Whenever you want! 714 00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:31,049 She really needs this! Black frame with silver tears. 715 00:51:31,580 --> 00:51:34,197 What's with Chantal? Inviting us to Sunday tea!? 716 00:51:34,289 --> 00:51:35,903 Did she hit her head? 717 00:51:36,940 --> 00:51:39,407 Tea has changed completely. We're not used to it. 718 00:51:39,740 --> 00:51:41,850 This is also where the eels hide under rocks. 719 00:51:45,204 --> 00:51:46,579 Salud! 720 00:51:46,700 --> 00:51:48,512 Maybe they want to take the money? 721 00:51:48,820 --> 00:51:51,528 Officials always have ants in their pants. And Chantal must be making him him to splurge. 722 00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:54,230 - What if they're coming after us? - Well, it's just, uh. 723 00:51:54,382 --> 00:51:57,609 Taxes... Bills... In fact, we don't have a dime's worth of profit. 724 00:51:57,740 --> 00:52:01,512 - We're paying for gas too! - That's too much! Taxes are enough! 725 00:52:01,860 --> 00:52:03,088 Do you understand? 726 00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:07,224 And this year's expenses are even higher than we had last year. 727 00:52:07,943 --> 00:52:09,455 - So, how's it going? - Great! 728 00:52:09,721 --> 00:52:11,888 Social work is pretty good. 729 00:52:11,968 --> 00:52:14,533 There's some profit in it, but the merchants still pay. 730 00:52:17,824 --> 00:52:19,620 And let's try to avoid cheating..... 731 00:52:19,707 --> 00:52:21,189 What deception?! 732 00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:27,183 Are you new here? How long have you been here? 733 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:28,919 Eight days. 734 00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:30,895 They both hit their heads! 735 00:52:38,020 --> 00:52:40,618 - Do you need help getting undressed? - Take care of it. 736 00:52:45,180 --> 00:52:48,520 - Shall I show you out? - Oh, no! I've been here before. 737 00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:56,960 Who's that vagrant opening our doors? 738 00:52:57,580 --> 00:52:59,632 - Our maid. - Maid?! 739 00:52:59,780 --> 00:53:03,053 You'll see, it'll cost you dearly! Isn't a cleaning lady enough? 740 00:53:03,340 --> 00:53:04,786 We have her, too. 741 00:53:04,866 --> 00:53:07,150 - Oh, you scoundrels! They won the lottery! - Really? 742 00:53:07,286 --> 00:53:08,932 Well, no... 743 00:53:16,113 --> 00:53:18,627 Did you tell monsieur that we had visitors? 744 00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:21,397 - We're not guests! We are family! - Yes, ma'am! 745 00:53:21,580 --> 00:53:23,071 Well, Catherine. 746 00:53:23,197 --> 00:53:25,504 - Catherine?! - Bring us tea and dessert. 747 00:53:25,820 --> 00:53:28,543 - And a port for monsieur... - Which one do you prefer? 748 00:53:28,627 --> 00:53:31,197 - Bring the kind we usually drink. - Yes, ma'am! 749 00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:39,220 So, Valentine. How's it going? 750 00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:42,965 Good afternoon! Good afternoon, dear sister! Good day, Valentine! 751 00:53:44,580 --> 00:53:46,397 Set out the appetizers, girl..... 752 00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:50,453 - Tea or port? - Tea! I don't drink at all. 753 00:53:51,420 --> 00:53:53,247 And yet, you must try this port wine! 754 00:53:53,566 --> 00:53:56,113 Very good! The year is 1878! 755 00:53:56,220 --> 00:53:57,676 We already know. 756 00:53:58,580 --> 00:54:00,820 So Valentine. How's it going? 757 00:54:00,966 --> 00:54:02,173 All right! 758 00:54:02,317 --> 00:54:05,499 Yesterday, I made 251 francs and five more counterfeit coins. 759 00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:08,409 If you're interested, I can show them to you. 760 00:54:09,278 --> 00:54:10,789 My darling! 761 00:54:11,470 --> 00:54:14,729 This little thing is measured in the metric system, which I'm not very good at. I'm not very good at. 762 00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:18,431 And I must also add to you... 763 00:54:18,954 --> 00:54:21,853 ...that I no longer work at the Department of Weights and Measures. 764 00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:23,752 Have you been pointed to the door? 765 00:54:24,305 --> 00:54:26,996 No... I left on my own! 766 00:54:28,460 --> 00:54:31,138 - Valentin, a cigar? - No, thank you! I don't smoke. 767 00:54:47,260 --> 00:54:48,947 Doesn't drink! Doesn't smoke! 768 00:54:49,212 --> 00:54:51,226 You're not living at all, my dear! 769 00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:55,176 So, you're out of the industrial in the bureaucracy? 770 00:54:56,140 --> 00:54:57,804 How did you figure it out? 771 00:54:58,340 --> 00:55:00,536 - You just said it yourself. - I didn't. 772 00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:03,332 Well, let me guess! 773 00:55:03,820 --> 00:55:06,500 Yeah, you guessed right. I'm now, uh. 774 00:55:07,820 --> 00:55:09,370 ...deputy director! 775 00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:11,749 - Director of what? - A military factory! 776 00:55:14,428 --> 00:55:17,522 - That's it! - So if war breaks out, you'll be rich. 777 00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:20,756 - No! Don't be such an idiot! - And by the way. 778 00:55:21,139 --> 00:55:23,370 ...I'd like to invite you to a luncheon in honor of the opening of the exhibit! 779 00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:25,168 Me, too? 780 00:55:25,248 --> 00:55:27,817 No, Marinette! You need to finish your homework. 781 00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:30,611 So I won't see you this time? 782 00:55:31,140 --> 00:55:33,711 - No! - We're going to the German pavilion! 783 00:55:34,420 --> 00:55:36,470 But it's the most expensive, as they say in the newspapers! 784 00:55:37,211 --> 00:55:39,131 You'll be totally ripped off! 785 00:55:39,216 --> 00:55:40,954 - Nonsense! - We agree! 786 00:55:41,126 --> 00:55:43,295 I want to see people who waste money. 787 00:55:43,540 --> 00:55:46,009 - Shall we go by car? - Do you have a car now? 788 00:55:46,100 --> 00:55:49,544 Yeah, we had a Traxion at first, but we decided to change it to Lamonda. 789 00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:51,923 - What is it? - Oh, it's something special! An English car! 790 00:55:52,183 --> 00:55:54,589 But it's in the garage right now. We'll take a cab. 791 00:55:54,704 --> 00:55:56,216 Cab! 792 00:55:56,757 --> 00:55:58,807 - Cab! - Let's see how he fares outside the house. 793 00:56:00,865 --> 00:56:02,279 Private! 794 00:56:02,740 --> 00:56:04,013 Arthur? 795 00:56:04,107 --> 00:56:06,607 Did you think I was gonna show up at the expo, and not stop by to say hello? 796 00:56:06,677 --> 00:56:08,215 That's great! 797 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:12,459 - It's nice here! - I sweep every day. 798 00:56:12,591 --> 00:56:15,397 You have all the advantages of a second-class soldier! 799 00:56:15,620 --> 00:56:17,370 They'll have a use for them later, too. 800 00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:20,201 - Where? - In the next war. 801 00:56:20,300 --> 00:56:23,383 You know nothing! War is no longer possible! 802 00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:27,012 And this is coming from someone who knows a lot about this business! 803 00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:30,272 - Did you see that? - Warrant officer? 804 00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:34,541 - Я... I wouldn't have accomplished that. - It's true! 805 00:56:34,660 --> 00:56:36,981 - Are you here alone? - More or less. 806 00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:38,934 - Yes? - And Mrs. Brue? 807 00:56:40,380 --> 00:56:42,107 Oh, look at that! 808 00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:52,067 Victoire! Have you considered of moving to another location? 809 00:56:54,020 --> 00:56:55,787 I can cut my own sausage! 810 00:56:57,296 --> 00:56:59,742 Yes, yes, yes! Still! Still! 811 00:57:03,367 --> 00:57:05,078 Well, I guess that's enough, huh? 812 00:57:07,980 --> 00:57:10,114 That's right. That's right! But I'll see you tomorrow! Goodbye! 813 00:57:16,060 --> 00:57:18,752 - Oh, no! - Just take it or he'll get upset. 814 00:57:19,951 --> 00:57:21,209 Goodbye! 815 00:57:22,820 --> 00:57:25,640 In your honor, I'll close early. Come back at 6:00. 816 00:57:25,740 --> 00:57:28,648 - What am I supposed to do until then? - Go to the Colonial Museum! 817 00:57:29,020 --> 00:57:31,476 From Paris, the colonies look very different! 818 00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:37,731 I made you a frame. And I want to know news of this mystery! 819 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,822 - Let's keep this between us! - Count on me! 820 00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:42,890 But do you have any news about her? 821 00:57:43,074 --> 00:57:45,653 - She's taking an exam right now. - Where? 822 00:57:48,820 --> 00:57:51,251 She's amazing, this Madame Sapphire! Just amazing! 823 00:57:51,359 --> 00:57:54,396 She told me everything about the past, present and future! 824 00:57:54,655 --> 00:57:57,461 About the future? No one knows the future! 825 00:57:58,020 --> 00:58:00,222 She guessed I was was in Madagascar! 826 00:58:00,363 --> 00:58:01,890 How do you explain that? 827 00:58:01,980 --> 00:58:04,895 And this medal? Right here! Isn't it from Madagascar? 828 00:58:05,698 --> 00:58:09,180 And how did she know I was here to see the exhibit? 829 00:58:09,460 --> 00:58:11,264 - That's what everyone comes here for! - Not me! Not me! 830 00:58:11,361 --> 00:58:12,938 That's interesting! 831 00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:16,274 She told me that I have a friend named Valentine! 832 00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:18,433 And what I ate here! 833 00:58:18,580 --> 00:58:20,947 And what I ate here canned peas! 834 00:58:21,361 --> 00:58:23,537 - It's true. - You see? 835 00:58:23,786 --> 00:58:25,828 Come on! Another round! 836 00:58:26,036 --> 00:58:28,387 No, no, thank you! I'm needed in my store. 837 00:58:28,481 --> 00:58:31,324 - Me too... - Another round! 838 00:58:31,410 --> 00:58:33,119 Let's make a profit here! 839 00:58:34,260 --> 00:58:37,418 Why don't you take him for a walk? He's gonna come home to your house completely drunk! 840 00:58:43,420 --> 00:58:45,564 And what did Madame Sapphire say about your future? 841 00:58:45,803 --> 00:58:48,224 I will retire as a captain! 842 00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:49,907 Captain with three stripes! 843 00:58:50,025 --> 00:58:51,632 Ah, that's not a good sign... 844 00:58:53,460 --> 00:58:55,856 - Well, goodbye! - Cowards! 845 00:58:56,029 --> 00:58:57,421 What about me?! 846 00:58:57,588 --> 00:58:59,514 We'll be back. Now, let's take a walk. 847 00:59:03,260 --> 00:59:04,669 So, my Valentine! 848 00:59:04,822 --> 00:59:07,644 Tell me everything! About your marriage, about your business. 849 00:59:08,459 --> 00:59:10,162 Everybody on the upswing? 850 00:59:11,540 --> 00:59:14,760 And your better half? How is she? Are you happily married to her? 851 00:59:15,980 --> 00:59:17,305 It's okay. 852 00:59:18,083 --> 00:59:19,780 Doesn't it remind you of Bordeaux? 853 00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:23,253 Well. That's it! 854 00:59:23,900 --> 00:59:25,686 What is there to see at the exhibition? 855 00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:27,983 The Russian pavilion is fabulous! 856 00:59:28,308 --> 00:59:30,946 They're making their own cars! 857 00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:34,761 - You think?! - I assure you! 858 00:59:34,940 --> 00:59:36,725 So, you're a communist!? 859 00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:40,057 See for yourself! A real car! 860 00:59:40,980 --> 00:59:42,722 - And you've seen it work? - Well, uh. No. 861 00:59:42,832 --> 00:59:44,969 You see! It's all a hoax! 862 00:59:45,100 --> 00:59:47,774 It's all just a dream. I'm not going! 863 00:59:54,780 --> 00:59:56,918 And then we had lunch at the German pavilion. 864 00:59:57,700 --> 00:59:59,516 You can have lunch with the bosh?! 865 01:00:36,020 --> 01:00:37,662 [Speaking German] My struggle! 866 01:00:46,380 --> 01:00:49,360 One people! One Reich! 867 01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:51,327 One Führer! 868 01:01:26,639 --> 01:01:28,810 The reasonableness of it is in his face! 869 01:01:29,131 --> 01:01:31,339 - Listen up! Hear me! - My Führer! 870 01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:34,261 What could you eat there with such an appetite? 871 01:01:34,801 --> 01:01:36,272 Sauerkraut!? 872 01:01:36,700 --> 01:01:38,429 You don't have to yell like that. Yes, sauerkraut. 873 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:40,531 Well, me. I will never eat their pork! 874 01:01:40,820 --> 01:01:43,713 I'll never do it, until Alsace and Lorraine are returned! 875 01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:46,651 - Didn't we pick her up in '18? - Oh, yeah. I forgot. 876 01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:49,798 - But they don't want it back. - And you're pretending there's no war? 877 01:01:50,820 --> 01:01:52,544 You don't understand anything, do you? 878 01:01:52,730 --> 01:01:54,798 The Alsatians speak German. 879 01:01:54,940 --> 01:01:56,533 We'll keep Lorraine. 880 01:01:56,606 --> 01:01:58,662 And we're going to settle this peacefully! 881 01:01:58,860 --> 01:02:00,305 Hitler is an ally! 882 01:02:01,980 --> 01:02:03,145 And then? 883 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:04,585 Then we got lost. 884 01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:07,097 - Who? - Me, my wife and Paul. 885 01:02:07,340 --> 01:02:09,433 - I don't understand! - I was alone with my wife's sister. 886 01:02:09,565 --> 01:02:13,050 - With Mademoiselle Chantal. - Aha! That's interesting! 887 01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:15,879 Even more interesting than you think! 888 01:02:16,010 --> 01:02:17,426 Well, tell me more! 889 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:19,936 Since we're already tired of all this walking. 890 01:02:20,212 --> 01:02:22,242 ...We decided to find a place to rest. 891 01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:25,306 And we discovered the magic gondola. 892 01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:27,682 We got into it... 893 01:02:28,061 --> 01:02:29,592 And it all happened on its own. 894 01:02:34,694 --> 01:02:36,102 On your own? 895 01:02:36,580 --> 01:02:39,117 Mademoiselle Chantal's lipstick turned out to be very tasty. 896 01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:41,893 - And then... What did you do then... - Oh, no! 897 01:02:42,437 --> 01:02:43,757 I never saw her again. 898 01:02:43,990 --> 01:02:47,462 She left Paris. Her husband got a high position. 899 01:02:47,700 --> 01:02:49,317 He makes rifle butts. 900 01:02:49,715 --> 01:02:51,319 What a patriot! 901 01:02:52,157 --> 01:02:53,446 You know. 902 01:02:53,578 --> 01:02:56,674 Have you seen the bistro by my house? It's called Cafe de Amis. 903 01:02:56,820 --> 01:02:58,485 Oh, yeah! Listen. 904 01:02:58,860 --> 01:03:01,719 - Have you heard of Deedee? You remember Didney? - Of course I do! 905 01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:04,218 She's looking for a place in Paris. You don't have anything? 906 01:03:04,289 --> 01:03:05,711 A place? A maid?! 907 01:03:05,849 --> 01:03:08,568 My husband doesn't even want to hear of such a thing! She's very jealous! 908 01:03:09,020 --> 01:03:10,572 Well, why... 909 01:03:10,941 --> 01:03:13,031 What did she say about you and your sister? 910 01:03:14,700 --> 01:03:16,212 She didn't say anything. 911 01:03:16,479 --> 01:03:17,879 She has no idea. 912 01:03:18,119 --> 01:03:20,465 Well, you've settled in! It's all right. 913 01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:26,631 We didn't take a vacation last year. 914 01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:30,425 - I never do that! - Neither do I! 915 01:03:31,420 --> 01:03:32,945 Well, you can have one. 916 01:03:33,220 --> 01:03:34,684 But I thought... 917 01:03:34,833 --> 01:03:36,374 Would you like to go to Bruges? 918 01:03:37,797 --> 01:03:40,105 - I'd rather go somewhere else. - Where? 919 01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:43,134 The problem is, I want to go to Jena. 920 01:03:43,463 --> 01:03:44,822 To Jena!? 921 01:03:44,980 --> 01:03:47,684 Yes! To Jena! That's in Germany. 922 01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:49,745 You'll never do it. 923 01:03:49,860 --> 01:03:51,579 Well, I could give myself a tour. 924 01:03:55,020 --> 01:03:57,824 Good afternoon, Mrs. Virolle! What's your hurry? 925 01:03:58,028 --> 01:04:00,098 You'll never guess! I wouldn't have guessed it myself! 926 01:04:00,271 --> 01:04:01,675 To Madame Sapphire! 927 01:04:01,793 --> 01:04:04,125 I'm in a hurry! There's a long line. 928 01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:07,091 Well, if it makes you happy, Mrs. Virolle! If it makes me happy. 929 01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:12,610 Veil?! How long are you are you going to wear it? 930 01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:15,169 Well, yeah. I'm going to the cemetery. 931 01:04:15,289 --> 01:04:16,751 - See you later! - See you later. 932 01:04:16,790 --> 01:04:18,532 - Mr. Bru! Mr. Bru! - Yes, Madame Virolle? 933 01:04:18,860 --> 01:04:20,310 See you later! 934 01:05:09,140 --> 01:05:11,256 Past, present, future. 935 01:05:11,465 --> 01:05:12,931 And three, four! 936 01:05:13,060 --> 01:05:17,004 The not-too-distant past... the distant past. the near future... 937 01:05:17,303 --> 01:05:20,022 Rate one, rate two, tariff three! 938 01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:23,014 Concentrate... relax. 939 01:05:23,552 --> 01:05:26,202 Such is the sacrifice of complex issues. 940 01:05:26,340 --> 01:05:28,195 For nothing, you get nothing. 941 01:05:28,380 --> 01:05:31,717 To a true past, a true present, true future. 942 01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:33,133 ...and the tariff is double! 943 01:05:33,218 --> 01:05:36,024 But you don't pay attention about the money. 944 01:05:36,339 --> 01:05:37,910 So, what's up? 945 01:05:40,620 --> 01:05:43,823 The real thing! I'm interested in the present. 946 01:05:44,380 --> 01:05:46,505 The present is less than nothing. 947 01:05:47,227 --> 01:05:49,182 So, my good lady. 948 01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:52,149 There's a hole in the budget! 949 01:05:53,260 --> 01:05:55,591 It's because of my husband, the grocer. 950 01:05:55,829 --> 01:05:58,164 He's usually in charge all of this. 951 01:05:58,242 --> 01:06:00,086 He knows how to enter the balance sheet into the books. 952 01:06:00,660 --> 01:06:03,330 And we should be able to do it easily. But we don't! 953 01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:05,534 Still a hole in the budget! 954 01:06:05,627 --> 01:06:09,068 Very serious! Money Story... 955 01:06:09,170 --> 01:06:10,840 This is very serious! 956 01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:13,927 Will you make an extra contribution? 957 01:06:20,918 --> 01:06:24,157 So what am I seeing here? 958 01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:27,836 What do I see here? 959 01:06:27,990 --> 01:06:29,499 No! 960 01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:33,034 It's a very young girl. 961 01:06:33,368 --> 01:06:37,182 And her father is standing next to her..... 962 01:06:37,420 --> 01:06:39,444 He's a milkman... 963 01:06:39,622 --> 01:06:41,961 With a loose face... 964 01:06:42,078 --> 01:06:43,703 It's him! 965 01:06:44,180 --> 01:06:45,797 He's a daddy... 966 01:06:45,961 --> 01:06:47,935 The young girl's dad... 967 01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:50,442 ...that young girl... and her mom. 968 01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:52,819 Her mom. was a maid! 969 01:06:52,938 --> 01:06:56,878 Dad's maid... with a voice like a Breton trumpet. 970 01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:59,945 The Breton maid! I know her! 971 01:07:00,482 --> 01:07:03,578 Jesus Christ! So he had a baby with her? 972 01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:05,683 And the gender is a girl. 973 01:07:05,783 --> 01:07:08,776 I want to know everything! I want to know absolutely everything! 974 01:07:09,340 --> 01:07:11,925 Maybe an extra fee? 975 01:07:13,020 --> 01:07:16,126 I would do anything to find out the truth! 976 01:07:36,300 --> 01:07:37,676 Cigarette! 977 01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:48,635 - Blood! - Blood!? 978 01:07:48,700 --> 01:07:50,138 Blood! 979 01:07:51,020 --> 01:07:52,875 Ah, I see! Blood sausage? 980 01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:55,991 Didn't Veflorel see you? 981 01:07:56,109 --> 01:07:57,534 You're smart! 982 01:07:59,940 --> 01:08:02,439 Mr. Bru! It's all right, Mr. Bru! 983 01:08:02,936 --> 01:08:05,437 Everything all right, Mr. Brue? Well, how is it? 984 01:08:05,735 --> 01:08:07,294 Is everything all right, Mr. Brue? 985 01:08:08,820 --> 01:08:11,562 I just set my watch back four minutes. 986 01:08:12,718 --> 01:08:15,012 Until then, it was like I was in a dream. 987 01:08:15,260 --> 01:08:16,933 ...and time flew by very quickly. 988 01:08:17,220 --> 01:08:19,356 And I was also haunted by images. 989 01:08:19,820 --> 01:08:22,094 And time ran away, making it feel like it was melting away. 990 01:08:24,180 --> 01:08:26,220 I keep track of time. Sometimes I kill it. 991 01:08:26,679 --> 01:08:28,294 But I don't want that. 992 01:08:28,980 --> 01:08:30,897 Mostly these images bother me. 993 01:08:31,282 --> 01:08:33,068 They come from everywhere. Yes! 994 01:08:33,580 --> 01:08:35,173 From countries I've never been to. 995 01:08:35,278 --> 01:08:36,960 From countries that don't even exist! 996 01:08:37,266 --> 01:08:38,694 In the car! 997 01:08:38,804 --> 01:08:40,450 In the car! 998 01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:53,649 We need to put a cork in to that filthy animal! 999 01:08:53,793 --> 01:08:56,125 Or put a basket under his tail! 1000 01:08:57,043 --> 01:08:58,746 That's the one! 1001 01:09:43,119 --> 01:09:44,859 Let's put a cork in it! 1002 01:09:45,453 --> 01:09:47,303 Let's put a cork in it! 1003 01:09:47,757 --> 01:09:50,726 The cork. Let's get the cork! 1004 01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:53,818 Are you Valentin Brew? Is that correct? 1005 01:10:54,940 --> 01:10:56,917 - That's the one. - Sign here. 1006 01:10:57,375 --> 01:10:59,279 These are mobilization papers. 1007 01:10:59,620 --> 01:11:01,481 - So it is her, isn't it? - Who is she? 1008 01:11:01,540 --> 01:11:03,404 - War? - I came here... 1009 01:11:03,522 --> 01:11:05,282 ...not to discuss politics with you. politics with you. 1010 01:11:05,900 --> 01:11:07,569 You have nothing to complain about. 1011 01:11:07,887 --> 01:11:10,301 You leave on the third day. And to Nantes, too! 1012 01:11:11,620 --> 01:11:13,687 There are people older than you... 1013 01:11:13,991 --> 01:11:16,913 ...who left for the Maginot Line on the first day! 1014 01:11:17,180 --> 01:11:19,035 Maybe it's because I've been I was in Madagascar. 1015 01:11:19,140 --> 01:11:21,074 I don't care! But you have to give me the rest of the documents. 1016 01:11:21,220 --> 01:11:23,449 Don't worry! I don't want to be to be mobilized twice. 1017 01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:25,739 Could you keep an eye on the store? Just for a second? 1018 01:11:25,796 --> 01:11:27,222 I'll keep an eye on you! 1019 01:11:28,180 --> 01:11:30,865 Your gendarmerie has the right personnel! 1020 01:11:31,180 --> 01:11:34,053 It's a joke, but I didn't get it. Well, hurry up! 1021 01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:35,664 I'm on my way! 1022 01:12:00,580 --> 01:12:01,986 Here we go! 1023 01:12:03,262 --> 01:12:04,980 - Thank you! No one came in? - No one. 1024 01:12:28,780 --> 01:12:30,603 And you don't have any new paperwork? 1025 01:12:31,420 --> 01:12:33,165 - It doesn't matter at all! - No, but, uh. 1026 01:12:33,315 --> 01:12:35,052 It will allow the gendarmes to do something about it. 1027 01:12:35,180 --> 01:12:37,013 I wouldn't worry about them. 1028 01:12:40,347 --> 01:12:43,551 And you're the first Frenchman to drink Pernod with that face! 1029 01:12:43,700 --> 01:12:46,755 It's because of all the diseases I picked up in the colonies. 1030 01:12:47,740 --> 01:12:49,771 To see if it's still is still working. 1031 01:12:51,940 --> 01:12:53,866 And business? Not so good? 1032 01:12:55,023 --> 01:12:56,991 I don't know what to do. 1033 01:12:57,271 --> 01:12:58,977 Oh, you can do it! 1034 01:12:59,340 --> 01:13:00,576 What about you? 1035 01:13:00,748 --> 01:13:02,769 Well, people always need something to eat! 1036 01:13:03,060 --> 01:13:05,789 When things are going well, we eat because we're happy. 1037 01:13:05,934 --> 01:13:08,682 And when things are bad, we eat to comfort ourselves. 1038 01:13:08,780 --> 01:13:10,772 And when things get really bad, we stock up! 1039 01:13:10,940 --> 01:13:12,817 Well, what about me? I don't care! 1040 01:13:13,022 --> 01:13:14,903 "Pernod for Arthur! 1041 01:13:14,977 --> 01:13:16,990 Now it's all gonna go to shit! 1042 01:13:18,733 --> 01:13:20,064 Damn it! 1043 01:13:20,180 --> 01:13:21,341 Who? 1044 01:13:21,620 --> 01:13:23,092 Madame Sapphire! 1045 01:13:23,427 --> 01:13:25,322 I'll give her what she deserves! 1046 01:13:26,700 --> 01:13:27,872 Why? 1047 01:13:27,990 --> 01:13:30,666 And the fact that he has a child out of wedlock! A daughter! 1048 01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:33,297 That's it! That's Virol! 1049 01:13:34,020 --> 01:13:37,281 He can do that!? I never thought of it! 1050 01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:42,085 At home, they explode like firecrackers. And Madame Virolle is very unhappy now. 1051 01:13:45,660 --> 01:13:47,259 Put yourself in her shoes. 1052 01:13:47,818 --> 01:13:49,520 Or Virol's place. 1053 01:14:01,860 --> 01:14:05,641 Ever since that Madame Sapphire woman came here, all the women in the neighborhood run to her. 1054 01:14:10,220 --> 01:14:11,606 Did you go? 1055 01:14:12,678 --> 01:14:14,423 It's not like I'm the woman next door. 1056 01:14:16,033 --> 01:14:18,048 RENTAL APARTMENTS 1057 01:14:19,180 --> 01:14:20,685 What's that? 1058 01:14:21,380 --> 01:14:23,291 You think that's why I'm on this!? 1059 01:14:25,060 --> 01:14:26,701 We're going to a festival in Kaya. 1060 01:14:35,300 --> 01:14:36,973 Do you even know how to drive one of these? 1061 01:14:56,540 --> 01:14:58,167 How far are you planning to take us? 1062 01:14:58,192 --> 01:14:59,831 - "Nothingness." - What's that? 1063 01:15:00,003 --> 01:15:01,960 Fancy restaurant in town. 1064 01:15:07,114 --> 01:15:09,133 Don't! Don't, honey! Let's keep moving! 1065 01:15:11,060 --> 01:15:12,787 It's probably a little pricey out there. 1066 01:15:13,140 --> 01:15:15,154 Let him decide! He's inviting you. 1067 01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:20,809 Did your trip to Germany was it enjoyable? 1068 01:15:20,911 --> 01:15:22,305 Eight days by bus. 1069 01:15:22,418 --> 01:15:25,387 The other travelers had beards. So did their wives. 1070 01:15:25,442 --> 01:15:26,817 Even thicker. 1071 01:15:27,100 --> 01:15:28,739 - Did you go to Berchtesgaden? - No. 1072 01:15:28,872 --> 01:15:31,946 But at Jena, I saw the battlefield where Napoleon defeated the Prussians. 1073 01:15:32,100 --> 01:15:34,353 Whatever you say, Napoleon was truly great! 1074 01:15:34,420 --> 01:15:37,388 He went to great lengths to end up on an island! 1075 01:15:43,660 --> 01:15:47,150 And the next day, in Weimar, we visited Goethe's house. 1076 01:15:47,328 --> 01:15:48,687 Ah, Goethe! 1077 01:15:49,220 --> 01:15:51,154 Who is it? I forgot again. 1078 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:52,962 Napoleon's friend, I've told you before. 1079 01:15:53,180 --> 01:15:54,758 I know! I know! 1080 01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:06,676 Would you like anything while we wait for Chantal? 1081 01:16:06,940 --> 01:16:08,427 Aperitif? I'll have one! 1082 01:16:08,660 --> 01:16:10,755 - And what will it be, madam? - A cocktail. 1083 01:16:10,965 --> 01:16:14,310 - Manhattan, Rose or Alexandra? - "Alexandra." 1084 01:16:15,841 --> 01:16:17,491 He wanted to impress me! 1085 01:16:18,020 --> 01:16:20,134 - Three Alexanders. - Not me! 1086 01:16:20,660 --> 01:16:23,816 - You're not taking your strawberry drink? - No, but I'll make do with a soft drink. 1087 01:16:24,424 --> 01:16:26,587 - Bring some juice for monsieur. - Just juice? 1088 01:16:26,814 --> 01:16:29,119 - Maybe a grapefruit? - I'm not sure. 1089 01:16:29,471 --> 01:16:31,636 - Grapefruit! - Grapefruit... 1090 01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:38,987 - Caviar! - Bravo! 1091 01:16:39,780 --> 01:16:42,503 - Duck and oranges. - You're in too much of a hurry to order. 1092 01:16:42,939 --> 01:16:45,073 Are you afraid we're gonna order something expensive? 1093 01:16:46,218 --> 01:16:48,603 With caviar, I dare advise monsieur..... 1094 01:16:48,727 --> 01:16:50,995 О! "I dare to advise!" 1095 01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:53,020 ...specialty vodka, straight from the USSR. 1096 01:16:53,180 --> 01:16:54,898 - He's a communist! - Oh, madam! 1097 01:16:54,957 --> 01:16:56,426 Fill it up! 1098 01:17:01,785 --> 01:17:03,990 What kind of monster is that? 1099 01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:05,791 Your "Alexandra", madam! 1100 01:17:06,434 --> 01:17:08,671 That's what you have to drink in places like this! 1101 01:17:10,101 --> 01:17:11,768 Good afternoon, my dear! 1102 01:17:13,540 --> 01:17:16,486 - What are you wearing? - Hello, darling! 1103 01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:19,397 Is that your special dress for devouring caviar? 1104 01:17:19,820 --> 01:17:23,637 I'll have a soft-boiled egg. Boil it for 45 seconds, just the way I like it. 1105 01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:26,072 Another slice of ham and lettuce..... 1106 01:17:26,175 --> 01:17:28,326 ...no vinegar, no oil, no salt. 1107 01:17:28,660 --> 01:17:30,689 No vinegar, no oil, no salt? 1108 01:17:30,830 --> 01:17:33,003 You're not gonna eat it with pepper and mustard, are you? 1109 01:17:33,260 --> 01:17:34,748 No, just one salad. 1110 01:17:34,980 --> 01:17:37,517 - They took you out to graze? - How nice! 1111 01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:41,693 - And how was your trip to Germany? - Oh, I saw the battlefields! 1112 01:17:41,980 --> 01:17:44,902 It's all so outdated - battlefields! 1113 01:17:45,565 --> 01:17:48,327 - They should be forgotten by now. - New ones are being prepared. 1114 01:17:48,540 --> 01:17:50,830 Oh, no, no! I know what I'm talking about! 1115 01:17:50,957 --> 01:17:52,550 Wars are no longer possible! 1116 01:17:53,620 --> 01:17:57,103 My little cleaner, stop thinking about the future, the present is coming! 1117 01:17:57,820 --> 01:18:00,456 - I don't seem to have convinced you, Valentine. - Let's go to war! 1118 01:18:00,660 --> 01:18:02,173 No, it's not! 1119 01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:05,012 And if there is, we're not going to get into it! 1120 01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:08,115 This is a movie we're talking about. 1121 01:18:12,420 --> 01:18:15,269 I wonder how people don't get bored of telling their stories. 1122 01:18:15,347 --> 01:18:18,503 I don't know. And I'm no good at guessing. I'm not Madame Sapphire. 1123 01:18:18,690 --> 01:18:20,835 I'm just listening to what to what everybody tells me. 1124 01:18:25,820 --> 01:18:27,795 He's something, our Jean the Headless! 1125 01:18:28,406 --> 01:18:31,172 Only he was drafted to serve in Munich. 1126 01:18:34,580 --> 01:18:36,407 It's not the best of days for that. 1127 01:18:40,258 --> 01:18:42,132 Why don't we save it for Christmas? 1128 01:18:48,100 --> 01:18:50,799 Because of what's going on right now, no one needs a frame anymore. 1129 01:18:51,466 --> 01:18:53,213 The only customer yesterday... 1130 01:18:53,672 --> 01:18:55,216 Not a single one today. 1131 01:18:57,780 --> 01:19:00,987 - And our good neighbors? - No one else comes. 1132 01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:03,649 Only little girls are interested. 1133 01:19:04,648 --> 01:19:06,148 This is gonna end badly. 1134 01:19:19,325 --> 01:19:20,639 Cigarette! 1135 01:19:24,266 --> 01:19:25,802 To the left! 1136 01:19:26,140 --> 01:19:27,995 Pretty soon we'll have to do that. 1137 01:19:28,249 --> 01:19:29,726 Cigarette! Cigarette! 1138 01:19:38,842 --> 01:19:40,779 You, on the other hand, are very happy with everything, aren't you? 1139 01:19:57,420 --> 01:19:59,400 One thing is clear - it's not fun at all! 1140 01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:07,416 I, meanwhile. 1141 01:20:07,987 --> 01:20:09,717 ...killing time! 1142 01:20:11,780 --> 01:20:13,104 Stop it! 1143 01:20:14,580 --> 01:20:16,034 Stop it and sit down! 1144 01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:18,701 Could you keep your voice down? 1145 01:20:19,740 --> 01:20:21,158 Attention! 1146 01:20:23,740 --> 01:20:25,744 - At ease! - Are you Mr. Brue? 1147 01:20:25,825 --> 01:20:27,411 - Valentine Brew? - I-I-I! 1148 01:20:27,551 --> 01:20:29,644 Here are your new papers on your mobilization. 1149 01:20:30,451 --> 01:20:32,008 That's so sweet! 1150 01:20:32,580 --> 01:20:34,374 On the fourth day of mobilization... 1151 01:20:34,611 --> 01:20:36,770 ...to arrive at the tenth colonial depot in Nantes. 1152 01:20:36,940 --> 01:20:39,370 Why not on the tenth day to the fourth depot? 1153 01:20:39,549 --> 01:20:41,202 Why? 1154 01:20:42,540 --> 01:20:44,853 - You must return the rest of the documents. - Do I have to? 1155 01:20:46,803 --> 01:20:49,635 Let me go get them. I'll leave you to keep an eye on the store and this monsieur. 1156 01:20:51,460 --> 01:20:53,656 - Monsieur was in Munich. - I beg your pardon! 1157 01:21:03,260 --> 01:21:04,649 Call a doctor! Quickly! 1158 01:21:04,700 --> 01:21:06,931 My wife fainted! We need a doctor! 1159 01:21:08,054 --> 01:21:10,112 Mademoiselle, I need a doctor! 1160 01:22:14,260 --> 01:22:17,053 Minor seizure. Most likely to leave her paralyzed. 1161 01:22:17,220 --> 01:22:20,198 As for you. With all the fuss all this fuss, I've been called all kinds of names! 1162 01:22:20,330 --> 01:22:22,224 It will cost you twenty francs, my friend. 1163 01:22:22,780 --> 01:22:24,441 Don't be afraid! I'll be back! 1164 01:22:27,060 --> 01:22:28,554 Your credentials... 1165 01:22:29,031 --> 01:22:30,564 Your papers! 1166 01:22:32,853 --> 01:22:35,653 CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS 1167 01:22:38,700 --> 01:22:40,943 If you need anything, just give me a holler! 1168 01:22:41,607 --> 01:22:43,350 - Thank you! - You're welcome! 1169 01:22:53,900 --> 01:22:55,440 This is not good! 1170 01:22:56,070 --> 01:22:58,828 - Sorry to bother you, darling! - It's all right! 1171 01:22:59,580 --> 01:23:02,122 What do you need? I'm terribly weak. 1172 01:23:02,260 --> 01:23:03,766 Nothing at all. 1173 01:23:04,544 --> 01:23:06,661 And if I were you. would have snapped and run away. 1174 01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:09,474 I'm gonna get a new girl to take care of you. 1175 01:23:09,780 --> 01:23:11,451 And pay her with what? 1176 01:23:12,460 --> 01:23:13,833 It's going to be hard. 1177 01:23:14,220 --> 01:23:15,757 Poor thing! 1178 01:23:23,282 --> 01:23:24,637 How strange... 1179 01:23:25,300 --> 01:23:27,394 Something weird is happening to me right now. 1180 01:23:32,980 --> 01:23:35,227 It happens to everyone. 1181 01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:38,200 Don't let it take you by surprise. 1182 01:23:54,188 --> 01:23:56,079 - No, no, no, no! - But we're their neighbors! 1183 01:24:01,839 --> 01:24:03,136 What is it? 1184 01:24:03,257 --> 01:24:04,975 What's all the fuss about? 1185 01:24:06,380 --> 01:24:07,780 Police officers. 1186 01:24:08,180 --> 01:24:10,084 - What happened? - What happened. 1187 01:24:10,193 --> 01:24:12,303 They've come to arrest Virol. He killed his wife. 1188 01:24:13,420 --> 01:24:14,725 For what? 1189 01:24:15,820 --> 01:24:17,427 She took him out. 1190 01:24:18,900 --> 01:24:20,294 Why? 1191 01:24:21,060 --> 01:24:24,164 Because Madame Sapphire has informed her that our Virol-- 1192 01:24:24,672 --> 01:24:26,558 ...has a daughter out of wedlock. 1193 01:24:29,540 --> 01:24:32,422 That's what happens when you can't to keep a secret! 1194 01:24:32,780 --> 01:24:34,350 Yes, that's right! 1195 01:24:36,300 --> 01:24:38,717 What about you? Can you keep a secret? 1196 01:24:39,340 --> 01:24:41,354 Я? A few! 1197 01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:47,722 In that case, Madame Sapphire may soon return to her former activities. 1198 01:24:50,220 --> 01:24:51,481 Here... 1199 01:24:51,682 --> 01:24:53,205 Try this on! 1200 01:25:07,660 --> 01:25:09,449 What do you want to know? 1201 01:25:09,638 --> 01:25:12,806 If you're a psychic, you should know what I want to know. 1202 01:25:13,380 --> 01:25:14,763 Do you want to know the future? 1203 01:25:15,035 --> 01:25:17,402 Well, of course! Of course! 1204 01:25:18,372 --> 01:25:19,692 Yes! 1205 01:25:20,660 --> 01:25:23,686 I'd like to know if there's going to be a war. 1206 01:25:24,420 --> 01:25:26,313 I must say, madam, there will be no war! 1207 01:25:27,048 --> 01:25:28,525 Oh, really? 1208 01:25:28,610 --> 01:25:30,492 - I was so hopeful! - Why? 1209 01:25:31,115 --> 01:25:34,170 Because they deserve it! All those assholes! 1210 01:25:34,540 --> 01:25:36,821 They deserve a better war! And let them kill as many as they can! 1211 01:25:36,980 --> 01:25:38,838 Merchants, landlords... 1212 01:25:39,026 --> 01:25:40,795 ... police officers and officials ... 1213 01:25:40,942 --> 01:25:44,310 ...movie stars, priests, bicyclists! 1214 01:25:44,580 --> 01:25:47,141 Let it all explode! And then there'll be nothing left! 1215 01:25:47,368 --> 01:25:49,270 Just dust! 1216 01:25:49,900 --> 01:25:52,977 One good "boom" and everything will be destroyed! 1217 01:25:57,460 --> 01:26:00,505 So, you're really sure there won't be a war? 1218 01:26:00,993 --> 01:26:02,643 I'm not sure. I know for sure! 1219 01:26:02,940 --> 01:26:05,310 - Well, of course... - Is that all you wanted to know? 1220 01:26:05,415 --> 01:26:06,760 Yes, ma'am. 1221 01:26:06,875 --> 01:26:08,866 There's something else something else. 1222 01:26:09,540 --> 01:26:12,521 Tomorrow you will be hit with a disappointment of a financial nature. 1223 01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:14,439 - Really? - Yes! 1224 01:26:14,580 --> 01:26:16,886 You're not gonna get the money you're counting on. 1225 01:26:17,060 --> 01:26:19,256 - From the store owner? - That's right! 1226 01:26:19,547 --> 01:26:23,034 I don't understand why Mr. Brux deny me my weekly installment? 1227 01:26:23,220 --> 01:26:24,787 And yet, it will be! 1228 01:26:25,243 --> 01:26:26,595 Oh, God... 1229 01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:29,169 But I have more than just bad news. 1230 01:26:29,940 --> 01:26:31,715 I've got some good ones in stock! 1231 01:26:31,869 --> 01:26:33,234 What are they? 1232 01:26:33,371 --> 01:26:37,565 For you, as an exception, my consultation is free! 1233 01:26:38,660 --> 01:26:40,639 And you didn't have a client to make a fuss? 1234 01:26:41,180 --> 01:26:42,753 What do you think? 1235 01:26:42,925 --> 01:26:45,055 We're making too much! 1236 01:26:45,380 --> 01:26:47,083 Except for the cops. 1237 01:26:47,500 --> 01:26:49,012 Do they come by often? 1238 01:26:49,580 --> 01:26:50,901 Sometimes. 1239 01:26:55,900 --> 01:26:58,223 Remember to always hide your hands. 1240 01:26:58,484 --> 01:27:00,418 It's easy to tell the difference between a man's hands from a woman's. 1241 01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:02,083 It's not bad! 1242 01:27:05,540 --> 01:27:07,052 So, what's it gonna be? 1243 01:27:07,900 --> 01:27:09,794 One of your coworkers is plotting to hurt you. 1244 01:27:10,174 --> 01:27:12,579 - What does he look like? - He's brown hair, mustache.... 1245 01:27:12,739 --> 01:27:14,897 In a bowler hat and big boots. 1246 01:27:15,091 --> 01:27:17,868 - And he has a scar on his left cheek? - More like his right! 1247 01:27:18,300 --> 01:27:19,717 It's him! 1248 01:27:19,820 --> 01:27:22,138 He'll knock the ground out from under your feet. 1249 01:27:22,301 --> 01:27:23,666 That bastard! 1250 01:27:23,940 --> 01:27:26,598 He's going to drag you into a murky business. 1251 01:27:26,768 --> 01:27:29,293 Well, no! Inspector Tortoni is not so easy to manipulate! 1252 01:27:29,740 --> 01:27:31,680 I will teach him to respect my name! 1253 01:27:31,940 --> 01:27:33,542 - Tortoni? - What did you say? 1254 01:27:33,671 --> 01:27:35,678 Tortoni... Your name is Tortoni. 1255 01:27:36,420 --> 01:27:38,243 Do you know my name!? 1256 01:27:41,144 --> 01:27:43,572 I know a lot of things... 1257 01:27:49,740 --> 01:27:51,348 Good afternoon, my dear! 1258 01:27:52,069 --> 01:27:55,073 Your letter scared me. I thought I was done with you! 1259 01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:57,588 - I can't walk. - Yes, you can! 1260 01:27:57,686 --> 01:28:00,117 - I tell her that every day! - Where's your husband? 1261 01:28:00,300 --> 01:28:02,072 He's got a lot of work to do because of the rearmament. 1262 01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:05,064 Each French soldier should receive two rifles. 1263 01:28:05,780 --> 01:28:08,374 - Must be a good profit? - And stable! 1264 01:28:09,220 --> 01:28:12,297 But her being sick is gonna cost you a lot of money with the store closing and everything. 1265 01:28:12,509 --> 01:28:14,506 I got a job somewhere else. I'm sorry! 1266 01:28:14,700 --> 01:28:16,315 - No!? - Yes! 1267 01:28:16,411 --> 01:28:17,735 What did you find? 1268 01:28:17,820 --> 01:28:19,299 That's our maid. 1269 01:28:19,448 --> 01:28:21,160 I'm cleaning up at the fortune teller's. 1270 01:28:22,380 --> 01:28:25,102 You let him hire a maid!? You're not jealous anymore? 1271 01:28:25,752 --> 01:28:28,010 - I'm pretty banged up. - Well, that's all right! 1272 01:28:29,100 --> 01:28:32,029 You must come to us! We have a big garden now. 1273 01:28:32,220 --> 01:28:34,415 Turns out it was a messenger from Madame Virolle. 1274 01:28:34,707 --> 01:28:36,393 You will be well taken care of. 1275 01:28:36,580 --> 01:28:38,264 My husband is doing a great job taking care of me! 1276 01:28:38,420 --> 01:28:40,183 - I'm not arguing. - Thank you! 1277 01:28:40,540 --> 01:28:41,878 That's the maid! 1278 01:28:41,963 --> 01:28:44,630 Let's go! I'll drive you! The car's waiting downstairs. 1279 01:28:44,980 --> 01:28:47,239 There's no problem with the fact that now we're rich. 1280 01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:49,971 - You want to humiliate me? - Don't be silly! 1281 01:28:50,300 --> 01:28:51,906 From the gas company. I paid. 1282 01:28:52,057 --> 01:28:53,695 Are you able to pay your gas bill? 1283 01:28:53,886 --> 01:28:55,877 What do you think? We're doing fine. 1284 01:28:56,020 --> 01:28:57,622 That's definitely a maid! 1285 01:28:57,780 --> 01:28:59,328 Well, what do you think? 1286 01:28:59,980 --> 01:29:02,630 I'm not saying no. But I'm worried about Valentina. 1287 01:29:02,722 --> 01:29:04,222 What about him? 1288 01:29:04,340 --> 01:29:06,961 As far as I know, he wouldn't sleep he wouldn't sleep with a maid. 1289 01:29:07,340 --> 01:29:09,636 - You know him that well? - I just hired a maid! 1290 01:30:09,980 --> 01:30:11,821 Madame Sapphire has nothing to complain about. 1291 01:30:12,006 --> 01:30:15,238 Her clientele is growing, and so is her popularity. 1292 01:30:15,460 --> 01:30:19,011 She makes mistakes all the time, but the clients forgive her. 1293 01:30:19,700 --> 01:30:22,485 They forget the failures and only remember the successes. 1294 01:30:28,946 --> 01:30:32,089 Inspector Tortoni became her most frequent of her clients. 1295 01:30:32,761 --> 01:30:36,809 Four times in a row, Madame Sapphire recommended that he "get lost"..... 1296 01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:39,120 ...but he keeps coming back. 1297 01:30:40,780 --> 01:30:43,909 Virol was sentenced to 20 years hard labor. 1298 01:30:44,580 --> 01:30:47,382 All the neighbors felt that the sentence was too harsh. 1299 01:30:47,940 --> 01:30:49,931 - How are you? - Oh, my dear! 1300 01:30:50,048 --> 01:30:51,956 - How are you? - How are you? How are you? 1301 01:30:52,650 --> 01:30:54,841 I go to the movies on Sundays..... 1302 01:30:55,220 --> 01:30:57,632 Crumpontin says hi. 1303 01:30:57,868 --> 01:31:01,050 He's expecting to be arrested for solicitation of a minor. 1304 01:31:01,260 --> 01:31:03,251 I'm sure it will. 1305 01:31:04,020 --> 01:31:05,522 On your advice... 1306 01:31:05,645 --> 01:31:08,533 ...Madame Sapphire comforts the people.., assuring them that there will be no war. 1307 01:31:08,996 --> 01:31:11,826 Well, since this time we could tell them the truth. 1308 01:31:12,401 --> 01:31:14,218 ...it doesn't seem like a good cause to me. 1309 01:31:16,426 --> 01:31:17,929 Cute words are next. 1310 01:31:18,180 --> 01:31:20,011 You see, he's doing fine! 1311 01:31:20,860 --> 01:31:23,039 Well, here we go! War! 1312 01:31:25,940 --> 01:31:27,563 Valentine always said that he would. 1313 01:31:27,860 --> 01:31:30,452 And you didn't believe him. He was right! 1314 01:31:31,220 --> 01:31:32,817 Not all of us are idiots. 1315 01:31:37,993 --> 01:31:39,848 Did you remember to turn off the gas? 1316 01:31:40,580 --> 01:31:42,298 No need. The maid is still there. 1317 01:31:42,820 --> 01:31:44,317 Did you keep it? 1318 01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:46,578 Yes! She's a good girl. 1319 01:31:46,977 --> 01:31:48,506 I knew her back in Busca. 1320 01:31:50,740 --> 01:31:52,261 Her name is Deedee. 1321 01:31:53,100 --> 01:31:54,818 Did you keep Lepilo? 1322 01:31:55,020 --> 01:31:57,808 Oh, no! She's now been hired by Madame Sapphire. 1323 01:31:59,460 --> 01:32:02,414 You see, this crisis has made an impression on the clients. 1324 01:32:03,060 --> 01:32:05,734 Two maids? You're spoiling yourself! 1325 01:32:05,973 --> 01:32:08,471 That doesn't stop you from partying on the side. 1326 01:32:09,780 --> 01:32:12,349 I didn't want to say... But it looks like you're growing a potbelly. 1327 01:32:12,820 --> 01:32:14,111 Here you go! 1328 01:32:14,420 --> 01:32:15,912 Will you write to me? 1329 01:32:16,393 --> 01:32:18,002 You deserve it. 1330 01:32:19,460 --> 01:32:21,801 Well, Madame Sapphire had a good clientele! 1331 01:32:37,111 --> 01:32:40,379 And Madame Sapphire will reassemble her clientele after the war. 1332 01:32:43,140 --> 01:32:44,517 Is something wrong? 1333 01:32:45,540 --> 01:32:48,077 Yeah, you're right! The clientele will come back to her. 1334 01:32:48,620 --> 01:32:50,220 And you will be completely healed. 1335 01:32:50,740 --> 01:32:53,844 We'll split the work with you: you work one day and I'll work the next. 1336 01:32:54,140 --> 01:32:56,398 Yeah, that's the way it's gonna be: one day me, one day you. 1337 01:32:56,540 --> 01:32:58,977 Yes, after the war! We just have to wait. 1338 01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:01,381 Whatever you say! 1339 01:33:01,490 --> 01:33:02,922 Go, or you'll miss your train! 1340 01:33:03,020 --> 01:33:05,190 Yeah, and then I'll be handed over to the firing squad. 1341 01:33:07,220 --> 01:33:08,789 Goodbye, Julia! 1342 01:33:10,620 --> 01:33:13,436 Now that the war is here, we can get rid of everything. 1343 01:33:15,580 --> 01:33:17,062 Goodbye, Valentin! 1344 01:33:17,940 --> 01:33:19,293 Bye! 1345 01:33:47,946 --> 01:33:51,430 END 94677