All language subtitles for Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius 2001_track3_[eng]

(BARKING)

(BARKS AND WHIMPERS)

(CHATTERING)

Uh, you better have
a look at this, sir.

Ah, commercial flight.

Uh, no.
Too fast, sir.

One of our own?
Air Force has
nothing scheduled.

We've got ourselves
a bogie.

(ALARM BLARING)

Orange leader to delta group.
Anticipate visual contact...

Now.

(GODDARD BARKING)
Holy cow pie!

Hi, nice antiques.

Gotta blast!

Fusion mix stable,

engine cycling
at one million
gigajoules.

Cool. We didn't blow up.

Huh, great.

Uh, Jimmy,

I think they
want us to pull over.

Nope. No time
for that, Carl.

Stand by
with the satellite.

Okay. Uh...

What do I do again?

You're the deployment
system, Carl.

As soon as we clear
the atmosphere,

you just throw it.

Right.
Prepare to leave
the atmosphere!

Sorry about
the toast, dear.

I had to make it
in the oven.

I can't find
our toaster anywhere.

Oh, look. (CHUCKLES)

Well, this oven toast is
brilliant, sugar booger.

And your yolks are
absolutely perfect too.

Oh, run away
with me, my love.

(GIGGLES) Okay.
(GASPS)

But we'll have to
take my car

because your
transmission needs
a new compression cuff.

Whatever.

Ooh, this is a good one.
Quack, quack, quack...

(CHUCKLES)
Would you try
calling Jimmy?

He's going to miss
the bus again.

Jimmy! Breakfast!
Time to come down!

♪ Down, down,
down, down, down

♪ Quack, down, down, down,
down, down, quack, quack ♪

JIMMY: Up, up, up!

Engaging pulse rockets...
Now!

(GRUNTS)

(GODDARD BARKS)
(GASPS)

Uh, is this
supposed to happen?

Come on, think,
think, think!

JIMMY: Brain blast!

Give me your lunch.

Thanks, boy.

(WHIMPERS)

(GRUNTS)

(BEEPING)

CARL: Wow!

Don't try that at home.

(THUDDING)

(SCREAMING)

Must... Engage...
Stabilizers!

Whoa!

Now just a quick stop
at my house.

I... I don't know, Jimmy.

I gotta get to school
on time.

(STAMMERS) Besides,
you promised...

Right. Gotcha.
No, I didn't mean to...
Jimmy!

(WHIMPERING)

JIMMY: See you
in homeroom!
Okay.

Fasten your seatbelt,
Goddard.

It's gonna be
a bumpy ride!

Ah!

(BOTH YELLING)

(BELL CLANGING)

(BEEPS)

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

Whoa!

(JIMMY YELLING)

(YELLING)
(HONKING)

(THUDDING)

Well, what do you know.

The chimney
fell off again.

Well, that wasn't
so bad, huh?

(CRASHING)
(HORN HONKING)

Oops.

(GODDARD BARKS)

James Isaac Neutron!
(GASPS)

I see you up there.

How many times
have we told you

not to launch yourself
off the roof?

Probably nine.
Exactly nine.

They say repetition is good
for a developing brain.

Then just
what do you think
you're doing?

Well, last night
I received a message
from outer space,

but it was garbled
in the ionosphere,

so, Mom, I had to launch
a communications toaster...
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

I mean, satellite.

And then when I tried...
Well, message
from space? Wow.

Don't encourage him, Hugh.

Jimmy, we've repeatedly
told you

not to talk to strangers.

Aw, but, Mom,
I'm on the verge
of contact

with an advanced
alien civilization.

I don't care
how advanced they say
they are, Jimmy.

If your father
and I haven't met them,

they're strangers.
Right, Hugh?

Yeah. Well,
except for policemen.

They're there
to help you.

(WHIMPERS)

(BLADES WHIRRING)

Oh, you gotta admit
that is pretty neat.

But very unsafe, honey.
That's bad.

(WHIRRING)

(GASPS)

Deactivate pants.

Engage Gingivitis 2000.

Ha!
(BEEPS)

(GAGGING)

Robo-barber prototype,
engage!

ROBOT: On-line.

Ta-da.
Hmm.

ROBOT: You rock.

Hmm... Mmm-mmm.

ROBOT: You go, girl.
(YELLS)

Mmm-hmm.

JIMMY: Shoe-bot!

(ALARM BLARING)

(HORN HONKING)

(YELLS)

Oh...

Sorry.

(GRUNTS)

Bye, Goddard.

Wait! I'm here!

Good-bye, son.
Have a good day!

Oh, Goddard.
Not on the porch.
Mmm?

(JIMMY YELLING)
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

Hey! Hey, wait!

Hmm.

Seems like
the perfect opportunity

to try out the super
bubble gum mobile!

No, Jimmy,
don't try it.

It's too soon.

Nonsense!

All great inventions
need a test run.

(LAUGHS) All right!

(THEME SONG PLAYING)
Whoa! Ha-ha!

Yes!

(YELLS)

(SINGING ALONG)
JIMMY: Hello!

Right here!

Hey, look.
Neutron's got
another one.

Nice invention,
"Nerdtron."

Too bad somebody
already invented the bus.

Hey, guys!
I've got it down
this time.

Internal combustion
is such old science.

Bubble travel is
the way of the future!

(KIDS LAUGHING)
(JIMMY GROANS)

I guess trees are,
like, the brakes?

(KIDS LAUGHING)

(GROANS, SIGHS)

Uh, hello. Jimmy!

Oh, Carl. (YELLS)

(GRUNTS)

Careful, careful.
Ow! Ooh! Ow! Hey! Ow!

Ooh! Eee! Oh!

Thanks.

That's what
I'm here for.

What a day, huh?

Look at
the bright side, Carl.

The worst is behind us.
(HUFFING AND PUFFING)

CINDY: And my
fossil-to-chromosome
ratios clearly demonstrate

that female dinosaurs,
like this plesiosaurus,

were the stronger
and smarter
of their species.

But, so,
what else is new?

(CHUCKLING)

After class,
I'll be happy
to demonstrate

how boy dinosaurs
got their butts kicked

by girl dinosaurs
on a regular basis.

Excuse me,

but the mandible crest
of Cindy's alleged
plesiosaur

is actually that
of a male megalosaur,

as defined by
last week's World Congress
of Paleontologists.

Those findings
were inconclusive,
and you know it, Neutron!

Hello! Miss Fowl,

what is the standard
for research on these
extra-credit reports?

Um, yes, well, um...

Let's move along
to show-and-tell now,
shall we? Er...

This is Ultra Lord!

Sheen, this is the
seventh week in a row

you've shown
Ultra Lord in class.

Miss Fowl,
this one is different.

This purple vengeance
version with power fists
and nuclear knees

is in rare,
never-been-seen condition,

makin' it
highly collectible.

Never-been-seen, huh?

Well, then,
how do you know
it's even in there?

Hmm. Nyah-nyah.

No!
(LAUGHING)

Psst. Hey, Jimmy.
Wanna see a frog?

Oh, that looks great,
Carl.

Thanks.

Uh, what are you drawing?

JIMMY: Hmm. Fly cycle
modifications for Goddard,
second prototype.

Prototype, huh?
Uh-huh.

Oh, well, you know,
that looks good too.

Thanks, Carl.

(MISS FOWL SQUAWKING)
CARL!

Would you please
share with us

your show-and-tell,
Carl?

Oh, um, okay.

This is my inhaler.

It provides
fast-acting relief
of bronchial swelling

due to asthma
or allergies.

One touch
of the button, and...

(SCREAMING)
I can't see!
(CLASS LAUGHING)

Thank you, carl.
All right.

Next we have...

(LOUD THUD)

Nick! (SIGHS)

(SIGHING)

Ah, yes, Nick.

You are a tad tardy again!

Oh, my. Am I?

Yeah, it took me
a little while

to copy
my mom's handwriting
for this late note.

(SQUAWKING)

Your show-and-tell, please.

How's it goin'?

You know,
I don't really
do show-and-tell.

Oh, oh, yes.
That's right.

Thank you, Nick.
Oops.

Did you drop this?
(GIGGLING)
Uh, yes, well, I, um...

My... Drop... Pencil.

Blech.
MISS FOWL: Jimmy,

we eagerly await
another one of your, uh,

interesting
show-and-tells.

As a matter of fact,

I brought
my latest invention.

Behold... The shrink ray.
(CLASS GASPS)

What's the matter,
Neutron,

aren't you
short enough already?

(CLASS LAUGHING)
Funny, Cindy.

But this device
is more suited
to shrink something

as vast as space itself,

like, say, um,
your mouth.

(BEEPING)
Ha!

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(CINDY GROANS)
(CLASS LAUGHS)

Help me! Help me!
I'm so tiny!

Just like Jimmy's brain!
(BELL RINGS)

BOY: So much for
the Nobel Prize!

MISS FOWL: Children,
that's enough!

Better luck next time.
(SIGHS)

It worked this morning.

I like your useless
shrink ray, Jimmy.

Oh, well.
It's probably just
a programing error.

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(SQUAWKING)

Oh, my!

(WHIMPERING)
Hello.

(SCREAMING)
(SCREECHING)

Back, back, leviathan!

(ROARING)
(MISS FOWL SCREAMS)

Aw, come on, Jimmy.

You know, some of
the greatest inventors
of all time

started as complete,
hopeless failures too.
Yeah.

Well, thank you, Carl.
I feel better, I think.

I'm glad.
That's good. Hey!

Retroland theme park.
Check it out.

Meet Ultra Lord live!

Oh, look.
It's the state-of-the-art,
bone-warping gravity ride!

I could hang out
with Ultra Lord!

And there's
a petting zoo.

Well, look at this!

No. "Meet Ultra Lord live."

Llamas and capybaras.

Who cares?
Meet Ultra Lord live.

Yeah, but I'm gonna
touch a llama.

Guys, guys,
we have got to go

to the grand opening
tonight.

Yeah!

(WEAKLY) Yeah.

But my folks
won't let me
stay out after dark.

Well, it is
a school night.

Pukin' Pluto,
there's gotta be
somethin' we can do.

It's the grand opening.

Sneak out.

Huh?
What? Huh?

You heard me, dweebs.
Sneak out.

Well, yeah,

but my parents
sort of told me...
(LAUGHING)

Parents?

What, are you guys
gonna be kids forever?

What your parents
don't know
won't hurt 'em, right?

But Nick,
sneaking out is so...

So... Barbaric!

Whatever, Neutron.
But there's only
one opening night,

and anybody
who matters
is gonna be there.

What... What do you
think, Jimmy?

Hmm.

Nick has a point.

There is only
one opening night.

Think, think, think,
think, think, think.

Well, according to the
Newville Journal of Medicine,

monkeys are
easily influenced
by positive reinforcement,

e.g., the giving of a banana.

And since human
and monkey DNA
only differ by 2%,

the same principle
should work on our parents.

My dad's allergic
to bananas.

Oh, it's not the bananas,
it's the principle!

It's called psychology.

All you have to do
is butter 'em up.

Give it a try.
I'll call you guys later.

We go to Retroland
tonight!

(CHEERING)

(YELLING)

WOMAN: Ooh, watch out!
Hey!

MAN: Slow down!

(POP SONG PLAYING)

Whoo!

I know!

Excuse me!
You through with that?
Thanks.

Oh!

A few oysters.

(GIGGLES)

One lump of coal
coming up.

Thanks, Gus.

Hi, Jimmy!

Excuse me!
(GASPS)

(YELLING)

Ooh! Jimmy,
is that you, dear?

Yeah, Mom!
I'll be in in a second!

VOX: DNA match confirmed.

Welcome home, Jimmy.

Eliminate school smell.

VOX: Normal odor restored.

Thank you, Vox.
VOX: You're welcome.

Warning. Entry tube
closed for maintenance.

What? (YELLING)
(LOUD THUD)

JIMMY: Thank you, Vox.

VOX: You're welcome.

Here, Goddard.
Here, boy!

Hmm?
Here, Goddard!

(BARKING AND WHIRRING)

Hey, look what
I brought ya...
Aluminum.

Do you want it?
Do you want it, huh?
(WHIMPERING)

Sit.

Roll over.

Play dead.

(YELLS)

Uh, mental note,

fix bug
in obedience program.

(BARKS)

Good boy.

Okay, Goddard,
let's check
the experiments.

(ROCK SONG PLAYING)

JIMMY: The invisible hamsters
are looking great...

I think.

Let's see how
the girl-eating plant
is doing.

(SNIFFING, SNORTING)

(ROARING)

Ha! Nice choice,

as usual.

Ah, the latest
burping soda formula.

A guaranteed
one burp per sip.

(BURPS)

(LAUGHS)

(BELCHES)

(LAUGHS) Excuse you.

Hmm.

You know,
there's still no reply
to our satellite message.

Jeez, it's been
a whole day.

You'd think
we would have heard
from an alien civilization

by now, huh?

Oh, well.
Come on, Goddard.

Say "Ah."
Ah!

Add a little sand,
and in you go!
(BARKS)

♪ I'm just an old lump
of coal ♪

♪ But I'm gonna be
a diamond someday ♪

Oh, yeah.

Jimmy!

Hi, Mom.
(GASPS)

Oh, Jimmy, you scared
the bejeebers out of me.

Oh, sorry about
your bejeebers, Mom.

And might I add
how lovely
you look today?

Jimmy, I'm covered
in transmission fluid.

Exactly. And might I say,
filth never looked so good.

Yes, well, how was
show-and-tell today?

It was okay. But first,
happy birthday, Mom.

Jimmy, these are beautiful.

But, sweetie,
it's not my birthday.

Oh, it's not? Well...

Then whatever will I do
with these lovely pearls

and priceless earrings?

These can't be real.

Oh, but they can,
and they are!

(PLAYS GAME SHOW MUSIC)

And all these
fabulous gifts and prizes
could be yours

if you know
the correct answer
to this question.

Please may I go
to Retroland tonight?

No, it's a school night.

Thank you so much,
Mother, and might I say...

(MUSIC FADES)

Did you just say "no"?
Yes.

Yes!
No.

"No"?
Yes.

Yes!
Jimmy...

But... But...
All my friends are going,

and anybody who matters
is going to be there, Mom.

Oh, I matter,
and your father matters,

and you matter.

But you're not going.

Maybe we can go
next weekend.

Oh, wait.
I'm sure there must be
something else in here

to change your mind.
(YELLING)

(GASPING)

(BARKING)

No, Jimmy, no! Look out!
Look out, Jimmy! No!

(BOTH YELLING)

Jimmy, be careful!
(CRASHING)

(MUFFLED SHOUTING)

(GROANS, YELLS)
I didn't do it!

Oh! Oh!
Stop, drop and roll!

Oh, my goodness.
Goddard!

(SIREN WAILING)

Oh!

Okay, Jimmy.
That's the last straw.

We have told you
time and time again

about playing
with rockets.

But, Mom,
it's technically
not a rocket.

It's more of
a jetpack-type thing.

I don't care
what type thing it is.

You just climb those
stair-type things
right now.

Your father
will have a few words
to say to you

when he gets home.
(MUTTERING)
It's not a rocket.

March!
Mom...

(BEEPING)

(CHUCKLING)

Yes, ooh.
(CHUCKLING)

The kingy loves
his little Orthgot.

Yes, he does.
Yes, he does,
yes he does.

(SQUEALING)

Yes, he does.

Sire. My king.

It appears to be
some type of alien
transmission device.

Tell me, when did
it become acceptable

to approach
my royal throne
unannounced?

Oh, yes, of course,
my king, I assure you...

Space him!

But, hey... (YELLS)

Oh, wait!

Whoa!

Ooh! Oh, I missed it.

Can I... Can I...
Can I space another?

No.
Oh, please, brother?

I said no, Ooblar.

Oh, please, oh, please,
oh, please, oh, please...

I would love
for that to stop.

Oh, please!
Oh! What have we here?

(CLEARS THROAT)
As the King's
royal assistant,

I am the official
checker of the new things
to be checked.

Oh.

(DINGS)

It's all right!
It's all right.

I'll handle this.

Hello!

(YELLING)
What galaxy
are you from?

KING GOOBOT: Ooblar.
Where is your leader?

Ooblar, stop it.
It's toast.

Oh.

Hello, toast!

I greatly admire
your ship!

(YELLS)

(COMPUTERIZED VOICE)
Beginning transmission
from Earth.

(BEEPING)

Hmm.

Greetings
from planet Earth.

I'm Jimmy Neutron,

and you're
an alien life-form.

Oh, what a big head.
I welcome the opportunity

for the mutual exchange
of scientific knowledge

and universal brotherhood.

(SNIFFING AND BARKING)

This here is my dog,
Goddard.

And this that you're
looking at is my room.

That's where I sleep.

And this is my mom
and dad, right here.

Mom, Dad.

Freeze that image!

They look...
Delicious.

The search is over!

(LAUGHING)

But, Dad, all my friends
are gonna be there.

I know, son.

But if all your friends
were named Cliff,

would you jump off them?

(CHUCKLES)
I don't think you would.

You see, Jimmy...
Jimmy. Jim, Jim, Jimmy.
Jim, James.

Son, let me tell you
a little about rockets.

Oh, they're
big people things, son.
(SIGHS)

And you just
can't go around
playing with big people,

fiery, flying things.

Because that's what
rockets are.

Rockets are flying things.

Well, I hope
this talk has helped.

(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
Hmm?

Oh, and by the way,
Mom says you're grounded.

Sorry!

(SIGHS)
What good is it
to be a genius

if you can't even
go out on a school night?

Goddard, options.

(GODDARD READING)

Next.

(GODDARD READING)

Oh. Take too long.

Next.

(GODDARD READING)

Goddard, this is serious!

(WHIMPERS)

(GODDARD READING)

That's it.

Barbaric problems
call for barbaric solutions.

Phone, please.

(LINE RINGS)
Carl? It's me.

You get permission?

Me neither.

It turns out
parents don't
understand psychology.

Tell Sheen to meet us
at Retroland in one hour.

We're sneakin' out.

(SIREN BLARING)
MAN: Halt!
Hold it right there!

Flurp!
Take that!

Jimmy's awfully
quiet up there, Hugh.

Do you think
we were too tough?

Oh, I don't think so,
dear, no.

Maybe I should
check on him.
Oh, now, now.

I'm sure he's
just reflecting on
the error of his ways,

dealing with it
in a mature,
responsible manner.

(MOCKING) "Mom says
you're grounded."

Take that!

(CHUCKLING)
It's working now.

Okay, Goddard.
You know what to do.

(BARKS)
Good boy.

(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
See ya later, Goddard!
(YELLING)

Mmm. Jimmy's
a big boy now.

Don't you worry, sugar.

JUDY: Oh, I suppose
you're right.

Yeah, sure. Look,
I was a kid once.

I remember
being grounded
a whole week,

and not being allowed
to go to my best friend's
bachelor party.

(GASPS)
Well, what did you do?

Well, actually,
I snuck out.

(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
You don't think that Jimmy...

Oh, no, no.

Besides, how's he
gonna sneak out?

It's not like
he can just walk
right out the front door.

JUDY: That's true.

(JUDY AND HUGH CHUCKLE)

(GRUNTS)

Retroland, here I come.
(HUMMING)

(POP SONG PLAYING)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Libby, you're breaking
my concentration.

Hey, I gotta chose a ring
that fits my personality.

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Yeah, here we go!

Here we go.
(HUMMING ALONG)

Tell me what it is
you're supposed to be
doing again?

Tai chi while drinking
purple Flurp.

Tai chi promotes wellness,

relaxes and
rejuvenates the body,

whereas purple Flurp,

being 98% sugar,
creates tension,

and a temporary
rush of energy
and mood swings.

I figure
if I do them together,

I achieve
perfect balance.

Whoa! (CHUCKLES)

CARL: Wow.
It's better
than a poster.

Gentlemen,
this will be a night
we shan't easily forget.

I don't know
what "shan't" means,
but let's go!

(POP SONG PLAYING)

Whoa!
(SCREAMING)

(ALL CHATTERING, LAUGHING)

Do you promise
to use your powers

for good and not evil?

Yes. Yes, Ultra Lord.

Now, counterpart,

take this Ultra mask
and lead...
I will. I will.

Give it to me,
give it to me.
...the fight for justice!

(GASPS, SIGHS)

Is this kid with anyone?

Go, Carl!

Whee!

Wow! Now, that's what
I call a ride!

Let's go!

(SCREAMING)

This is way
beyond awesome!

Just think, if you
boneheaded dweebs

had listened
to your parents,
you'd be home in bed,

instead of riding
this monster.

(ALL YELLING)
(ROARING LAUGHTER)

Oh, yeah, okay!

I tell you, he's fine.

Just a quick peek, Hugh.

There. Now,
what'd I tell you?

Jimmy, are you
awake, dear?

Yes, Mother,
I am awake.

Son, your mother and I
just wanted to say
good-night.

Yes, and to tell you
that we love you.

Oh, honey,
I know you're upset.

We don't like
to punish you.

You're such
a special boy.

Oh...

(PLANT SNORING)

(ALARM BLARING)

According to this,
we should encourage Jimmy

without overindulging him.

Okay. What does it say
about rockets?

(CLATTERING)
Ooh.

Is... Is there someone
in the kitchen?

Our kitchen?
I didn't hear anything.

(GRUMBLES)

Honey, did you leave
the green light on?

Jimmy? Jimmy!

You're not Jimmy!
(YELLS)

(GASPS) Hugh!

Hugh, are you all right?

Hugh?

(JUDY SCREAMS)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(KIDS LAUGHING)
Was that so cool?

(ALL CHATTERING)

Mind-bending!

Yeah! Hey,
my pants are almost dry.

Hey, Jimmy, I never
thought I'd say it,
but here goes,

you know what?
That Nick is not
such a bad guy.

Are you kidding?
He's a genius.

He's a genius!

Uh, no offense, Jimmy.
Oh, yeah.

None taken.

Actually,
I find his insights

on how to deal with
one's parents
quite refreshing.

Yeah. Wouldn't it
be great

if our folks just all
disappeared for a while?

Oh, yeah. Oh, hey,
a shooting star!

Cool. You get to
make a wish.

Lucky.

(STAMMERING)
What should I wish for?

I know what
I'd wish for.

I'd wish for
no more parents.

That way, we could do
whatever we wanted,

whenever we wanted.

We'd be free! We could
have fun all the time!

ALL: Yeah!

COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
Liftoff in five, four,

three, two...

We have liftoff!

Uh, abort mission.
Abort mission!
(DINGS)

Goddard, wake mode.

All right, come on, boy.

Race you to the kitchen.

(GODDARD BARKS)
Whoa!

(LAUGHING) Beat ya!

Hey, Mom, did you get
anymore purple Flurp?

Mom?

"Dear son/daughter,"

(JIMMY READING)

(CARL READING)

Yeah. My parents
went to Florida too.

That's weird.
Hmm?

From the look of it,

I'd say a lot of parents
are gone.

(SPUTTERING)
Did they all
go to Florida?

Maybe they went
to get juice
or something.

I don't digest pulp well.
It makes me bloaty.

Goddard, scan
for adult life-forms.

Just as I thought.

There are absolutely
no adults

anywhere within radar.

They're gone.
The whole city.

No parents.

No parents.
Hmm.

ALL: (GASP) No parents!

(WHOOPING, SHOUTING)

(PUNK SONG PLAYING)

Excuse me!

I'm letting out
the cold.

I'm peeing in the shower.

Whee!
Llama, llama, llama!
(LAUGHS)

(ALL SHOUTING, LAUGHING)

I'm walking up
the down escalator.
(CHUCKLES)

♪ My clothes don't match,
my clothes don't match

♪ I'm out in public
and my clothes don't match ♪

(SNIFFS, GROWLS)

(SCREAMS)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)
I'm still doin' it.

Go, go, go!

(HORN HONKING)

Welcome
to the candy bar.

Whoopee cushion
or non-whoopee cushion?

(CUSHIONS FARTING)
(KIDS LAUGHING)

Jimmy!

(SHOUTING, LAUGHING)

(GODDARD BARKS)

What'll it be, boys?

Mmm.

We'll have
what he's throwing.

Excellent choice.

Hang on! Whoo!

No skiing in the halls!

(ROARS)

Don't make me get
the protractor!

(GODDARD PANTING)

(SNIFFING)

(WHIMPERS)

(SLURPS)

(GROANS)

Morning, Goddard.

Oh, my head.
What a night.

Oh, I'm stuffed now.
I... I couldn't
have another...

Okay, one more.

I'm gonna have one more,
and then that'll be it.

What a battle.
Are there any survivors?

Help me.

(MOANING)

I remember
my first time.

Shake it off, Neutron!
(LAUGHS)

I gotta get home.

Mom and Dad
might be back by now.

Come on, Goddard.
(BARKS)

(GROANS)

(MUSIC PLAYS)

(LAUGHING)

We interrupt
this program

to bring you
this special report.

Hey, knock it off, Arnie.
(ARNIE LAUGHS)

(CLEARS THROAT)
Trouble in paradise.

That's what some kids are
saying in the aftermath

of yesterday's
"Mom and Dad are gone"
celebrations.

Here's Courtney Tyler.
(GIGGLES)

What started
as an awesome day

has become, like,
a real bummer.

Help us!

Mommy!
KID: I don't know
how to make lunch!

Somebody hold me!

(SOBBING)
I was playing
on the teeter-totter,

and the next thing I knew
I was on the ground,

and my knee hurt.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Reports of tummy aches,
owies and constipation

have reached
epidemic numbers
over the past few hours,

with little indication
of slowing down.

(SNIFFLING) And so
we were gonna see

who could eat
the most cotton candy.

(SOBBING) And I won.

I want my mommy!
(BELCHES)

So, there you have it.

I want my mommy too!

(WAILING)

Mom? Dad?

(GODDARD WHIMPERS)

What kind of parents
take off

and leave their kid?

And they didn't even
say good-bye.

(WHIMPERS)

Son, your mother and I just
wanted to say good-night.

Yes, and to tell you
that we love you.

We only do what we do
because we love you.

Maybe we can all go
to Retroland next weekend,

the three of us.

GODDARD: What about
my fabulous dog, Goddard?

Sure, your fabulous dog,
Goddard, too.

Well, good-night, son.

Good-night, Jimmy.
Sweet dreams.

We'll see you
in the morning.

Okay, so they said
good-night.

In the morning?

Hey, wait a minute!

Play back the last part
again, audio only.

(TAPE WHIRRING)

JUDY: Good night, Jimmy.
Sweet dreams.

We'll see you
in the morning.

There! Now, why would
she say that

if they weren't
gonna be here?

Come on, Goddard,
we're going to the lab.

(GODDARD BARKS)

JIMMY: Hmm, it's
just as I thought.

The serifs and kerning
on this note

don't match Mom and Dad's
handwriting at all.

This note's a fake!
(GODDARD BARKS)

What is it, boy?
(SCANNER BEEPING)

(GODDARD BARKS)

The long-range
space scanner,
it detected something.

Filtering out
background radiation,
and...

There it is!

Jumpin' Jupiter.

The Earth's been
visited by aliens!

Okay, so, uh,
me, you and a dog

are gonna battle
an alien civilization,
right, by ourselves?

Oh, but he's a good dog.
Aren't you, boy?

Hey, you know,
the last time
we tried this, Jim,

we couldn't even
break free of the atmosphere.

I know, I know.
But I recalculated
the thrust-to-fuel ratio,

and I've adjusted
the engine accordingly.

(GROWLING)
I can fix that.

NICK: Neutron!

(ALL MOANING)

(YELLS)

What is it?

An angry mob!
(CARL SCREAMS)

In times of crisis,
intellectuals are always
the first to go!

Well, they don't look angry,

they look like
they're about to barf.

Hey, let me go!
You are messing with powers

far beyond your mortal
comprehension, my friend!

Okay, Neutron.

Ultra Freak here says
you really know what
happened to all our parents.

Hey, Jimmy, how ya doin'?
I didn't say nothing

about our parents being
abducted by aliens... Ahh!

Where's my mom and dad?

(ALL CLAMORING)

Goddard,
star map 72, please.

(BARKS)

Right about there.

Long-range sensors picked up
these ion trails,

indicating the departure
route for whatever
alien intelligence

has abducted our parents.

And, as you can see,
they lead to somewhere
in the Orion star system,

approximately three million
light-years away.

So, we'll need
to leave by Friday.

Okay, that gives us
about two days to collect
the necessary plutonium,

design and test our fusion
engines and build our fleet
of interstellar warships.

Um, we'll also need to bring
snacks. Any questions?

Are you sure
about this, Neutron?

Well, the data seems
to support this hypothesis.

Never argue
with the data.

Okay, Neutron,
here's the lowdown.

You get us to those
kidnapping alien scuzballs,

and I'll take it from there.

We're getting
our parents back.

(CROWD CHEERING)

(POP SONG PLAYING)

Okay, Ben, that's good.
Let it down slow.

Two more turns, Emma.
Not too tight.

(GRUNTING)

Yup. Tape adhesion
is within
operational limits.

Oh! What... Cindy!

Cindy, what did
you do to that
intergalactic starship?

We thought that
the deep recesses of space
could use a feminine touch.

What do you
think, Jimmy?

Hmm, yeah, it's okay.
I guess.

They kind of
ruined it though.

Hey, Jimmy!
Do these fusion reactors
need fuel rods?

Come on, Sheen.
It's not rocket science.
You just have to...

Actually, (CHUCKLES)
I guess it is rocket science.

No fuel rods, Sheen!
Oh, okay.

JIMMY: And for
the final touch...

♪ Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy

♪ To the rescue
through the big blue sky

♪ It's Jimmy Neutron time ♪
Hmm.

Good work, everybody.

We're ready
for intergalactic travel.

Neutron, this is gonna
work, right?

Yeah, Jimmy.
What if it doesn't work?

It will work!

I'm 95% sure it will.

Uh, 95?
Yeah.

Yeah? And the other 5%?

We blow up.

(CROWD MURMURS)
But just a little.

Look, 95 is still an "A."

Yeah, I can deal with that.
I never got 95 in my life.

You heard the man.
Stop suckin' your thumbs,
and let's light this candle!

Goddard, initiate
launch sequence.

ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Please make sure
your seat belts are fastened

and remember to keep
your hands and arms inside
the vehicles at all times.

Yeah!

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

Whoo-hoo!

(YELLING)

Whoa!

Come on, everybody.
Get in formation.

Carl, you're too low.

Come on,
you stupid butterfly!

Will you... (SCREAMS)

Go, counterpart, go!

Hang on. We're passing
through the stratosphere.
(ALL GASPING)

Now, the mesosphere.

Entering ionosphere.

Now I know why
they all end in "fear!"

That's it, baby.
Engaging pulse
rockets... Now!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

JIMMY: Look, Goddard,
the wonders of the universe.

We're witnessing
celestial events no person,
or dog, has ever seen.

It's incredible.

(SCOFFS)
(GASPS)

(GRUMBLES)

Beautiful, isn't it, Nick?

Yeah, yeah.
Wake me when
we get there.

BOY: Hey, Jimmy!

Do you think we can
rotate ships after a while?
(BARFING)

Hey, we'll switch!

Hey, this astronaut food
isn't too bad.

That's toothpaste, Carl.

Oh. Minty.

Hey, what's happening?

Meteor shower!

Evasive action!

(KIDS SHOUTING)

I do so relish
these times of peril.
(SHRIEKS)

(KIDS SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

That was close.
(GASPS) Look out!

Oh!

(WHOOPING)

We gotta find shelter!

Asteroid bearing
236, mark seven degrees.

Come on!

(KIDS YELLING)

BOY: So then,
these three filmmakers

find all these sticks
in the trees

shaped like stick people,

and the girl filmmaker
starts cryin',

and her nose starts dripping,
and they don't have
any tissue at all.

(KIDS GASPS)

None?

None.
Oh.

So then,
they start to hear

really scary noises and voices
coming from outside.

So, they leave the tent.

(SCREAMING)
Don't leave the tent!
Don't leave the tent!

Oh, yeah, Carl,
they leave the tent,
and they follow the voices,

when from out
of the darkness
comes the...

(IMITATING MONSTER)

(ALL SCREAM)

Oh, man, that was so choice!
You should have
seen your faces.

(WHIMPERS)
Did they really
leave the tent, Nick?

Hey, there's a red giant!
And that's a white dwarf!

You can relate, huh, Neutron?
(LAUGHING)

Hey, Jimmy,
what's the matter?

Listen, in case
you haven't noticed,

I'm not exactly
the tallest guy around.

Shorty, squirt,
small stuff, shrimp...
Gets to you after a while.

And next year,
there'll be dances.
Oh!

What girl wants to dance with
a guy who looks like he should
still be in Gymboree, huh?

(WHISPERING)
I didn't think
we liked girls yet, Jim.

Oh, we don't,
we don't. No. Ugh!
Okay.

Not yet.
However, one day, Carl,

an influx of hormones
that we can't control

will overpower
our better judgment

and drive us to pursue
the female species
against our will.

Stop talking
like that, Jimmy!

You're gonna
give me nightmares.

Uh, listen,
I wouldn't worry, Carl.

I have a feeling puberty
is light-years away
for you and me.

You know, we should
have never wished
on that star, Jimmy.

And I... I...
I miss my folks.

My mom used to tuck me
in bed every night

before she was abducted
by aliens.

(SNIFFLING)
Before my dad
was abducted by aliens,

he would always
read me to sleep.

And before my mom
was inducted by aliens,

she would rub my tummy,
and she'd sing...

♪ Nonny, nonny, nonny ♪

What?
Nothing!

Come on, you guys.
We gotta keep our heads.

We'll find them.

(KIDS SCREAMING)

Hmm? (SNIFFING)

(BARKS)

What is it, boy?

Sensor sweeps reveal
many advanced cities
and ion energy signatures.

That's it!

We found it!
I repeat, we found it!

(CHEERING)

Nick, we'll contact you
as soon as we find
the parents,

so you can kick
some alien buttocks!
Piece of cake!

Okay, scouting party,
follow me!

I'll be back, Nick!

Wow, what is that?

(POP SONG PLAYING)

Wow!

They've evolved beyond

the need for mere
conventional bodies.

They must be
an advanced species
millions of years ahead of us.

Wow! When I sneeze,
it looks like
an advanced species too.

BOTH: Ew!

(BARKS)

JIMMY: Okay, they're this way.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Right this way, Sire.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Ooblar, these humans
look so scrawny.

Hardly very appetizing.
Are you sure they're yummy?

I assure you,
my slimy sovereign.

Poultra will be
quite pleased.

Humans are mostly water,
with a crunchy bony center.

Think nuts and chews.

There they are.
What are they doing?

What are those
goofy-looking things
on their heads?

It looks like some kind
of mind-control device.

Mom, Dad. Dad!

It's me, Jimmy.
Over here.
(YAWNS)

Jim, Jim, Jim, Jimmys,
James, James, Jim.

Big, fiery, flying Jimmy.
Hi, uh, Jimmy.

Some dream, huh?
Attack of the big egg people.

I think I've seen
this one before.
No, Dad.

You're wearing
a mind-control device.
Take yours off. Hurry!

(BEEPS)

Dad?
Intruder alert!
Intruder alert!

Dad, no, no!
No! Shh!
Intruder alert!

(QUACKING)

Jimmy, your dad's like
a mind-controlled duck man.

Let's get outta here!
Let's go!

HUGH: Come back!
Join us, Jimmy!
Join us.

Oh!
(GASPS)

KING GOOBOT: Well, well.

If it isn't the littlest
rescue party. How cute.

Hello, itty-bitty humans.

You let us go,
you big ball of phlegm!

That's no way to talk
to the King!

He is the royal phlegm.

Ooblar.
Sorry, Sire.

I think it's only fair
to warn you that if you don't
release us within 24 hours,

an army of highly-trained
combat specialists is poised
to destroy your entire planet.

Oh, really?
Really.

Oh, my!
Our entire planet?
Whatever shall we do?

Do you mean this army
of highly-trained
combat specialists?

Hey, it's Nick!
Hey, Nick! Uh-oh.
(GASPS) Nick!

(GRUNTS)
Get your grubs off me,
egghead! Ahh!

KING GOOBOT:
Don't look so surprised.
We're an advanced alien race.

What did you expect?
(LAUGHS)

What do you want
with our parents?

It's not what I want.
It's what Poultra wants.

Who's Poultra?
Poultra is our god.

The mightiest,
most ferocious
creature in all...

Oh, I get tired
of answering this.
Roll tape.

Hello and welcome
to our special edition
of Poultra, God of Wrath.

Brought to you by goom...
(TAPE FORWARDS)

Commercials! Hate them.

Welcome back.
If you're watching this,

chances are your friends
and/or relatives

are about to be sacrificed
to the mighty Poultra.

Which is a great
honor indeed.

Oh, and very painful.

(LAUGHING)
Whew!

And this year's human
sacrifices feature something
very special.

Actual humans!

And it's all thanks
to Jimmy Neutron.

Greetings from planet Earth!

I'm Jimmy Neutron,
and you're an alien life-form.

You know,
without the coordinates
you gave us,

we never would have found
your puny little planet.

For such a tiny Earthling,
you've been a very big help,
Jimmy Neutron.

Guards, throw
these minuscule vermin
into the dungeon

until they're
of worthier size.

And, oh, give Mr. Neutron
the presidential suite.

What?
(LAUGHING)

(GROANING)
(BARKS AND GROWLS)

Oh! Isn't this
a funny-wunny little toy!

(SCREAMING)

Get it off me!
Get it off!

Take this infernal
thing to the lab
and have it torn apart!

Oh, yes,
great saliva-armed one.

Hold it!
Move along.
No!

Goddard!
Move!

(BARKS)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

(SCREECHING)

NICK: So, it was Neutron
all along.

I mean, he got us
into this.

BOY: Hey, Jimmy,
didn't your parents ever tell
you not to talk to strangers?

That's rule number one.

Oh, come on, you guys!
Give him a break.

Jimmy didn't mean to ruin
our lives and get our parents

eaten by a giant
space monster!

She's right.
We... We need
to ask ourselves,

"What would Ultra Lord do?"

Well, let's think
about that, Sheen.

Maybe sit on a shelf,
because he's a doll!

He's not a doll!
He's an action figure!
There's a difference.

Come on, Nick,
let Sheen talk.

Maybe he's onto something.

What would Ultra Lord
do, Sheen?

Well, in episode 224,
he fried the Zeebot's brain

with his heat-seeking
infra-thought.

It was cool!

Well, um,
I'm convinced, folks.

Um, that's pretty much
the stupidest thing
I've ever heard!

No, this is the stupidest
thing you've ever heard!

(GIBBERISH)

Oh, you're such a baby!
Guys...

Why don't
you leave me alone?

You're just picking on me
because you're insecure!

Jimmy, you there?

(CLEARS THROAT)

Look, don't listen to them.

They're just scared.

Are you okay?

(SNIFFLING)
Yeah. I'm fine.

Don't be so hard
on yourself.

We'll get out of this.

(SNIFFLING)

Okay. So, you made
a mistake.

Beating yourself up
isn't gonna fix anything.

You know, I was the smartest
kid in school

until you came along.

And I admit you know more
about some things than I do.

But I know one thing
that you don't
seem to get,

and that's that
we're never getting
outta here without you.

So, why don't you
buck up, mister,

and put that big brain
of yours back to work?

Nick can handle
the fighting stuff,

but first we have
to get out of this cell.

(SNIFFLING)
Um, Cindy?

Wh... Why are you being
so nice to me?

'Cause there's
a bunch of kids in here
that need you.

And I do too.

Oh! I am never complaining
about my parents again.

(SHRIEKS)

We didn't even get
our one phone call.

That's it!

Libby, let me see
your cell phone.

Okay, but I don't think
my service plan covers

anything outside
our solar system.

Who're you calling?

A friend of mine.

(LAUGHING)
All right,
little Earth doggy.

Ooblar is going
to take you apart
into tiny little pieces.

All right?

(GASPS)

Hey! Give me that!

Fine! We'll use
this one then.

No, no, no, no! Oh!

Would you stop that?
Those are mine!
(BARKS)

Oh! (SCREAMS)

(PANTING)
Oh!

That's not funny. Stop it!
And give me my thing!

(RING TONE)
Come on, boy, pick up.

(PHONE RINGING)

Oh, good! Good.
Perhaps we'll get somewhere.

(BARKS)
Goddard, you're okay.

(BARKS)
I miss you too, boy.

Listen, what's
your situation?

(WHIMPERING AND GROWLING)

Evil scientist, huh?
(BARKS)

Okay, I've got an idea.
Put me on speaker, Goddard.

JIMMY: (ON SPEAKER)
Danger! Danger!

You have initiated
self-destruct sequence alpha.

Ooh! That's my bad.
Back in you go.

Self-destruct sequence
is now engaged.

No, no, no, no, no!
I put it back in.
You understand me?

This unit will yield
a 50-megaton nuclear blast
in exactly 10 seconds.

That's not good!

Please clear a 30-square
mile area. Thank you
and have a nice day.

10, nine...
(SCREAMS)

No! Bad dog!
Ahh! Mother!

Is he gone, boy?
(WHIMPERS)

Great! Lock on to the signal
and get here as fast
as you can.

(BARKS)

Halt! Who goes there?
(BARKS)

Ooh, the guard!

By order of the
most esteemed King Goobot,

it is my great privilege
and honor to mercilessly
exterminate you.

Think, think.
Goddard, play dead.

(BARKS)

Aww, good boy, Goddard,
good boy!

Guess I'll make that bug
a feature, huh?

Good dog, Goddard!
Way to go Goddard!

You're a good robot.

Come on!
Let's get the others!
Nice work, Jimmy.

(CLAMORING)

Hey, Cindy, thanks.

If you ever tell anyone
I was nice to you,

you'll wind up
looking like that guy.

Let's go, Neutron!
It's egg-scrambling time.

Wait for me, Nick!

Come back... Please?

(CROWD CHEERING)

Bring out the humans!

(FANFARE PLAYING)

Come on, it's show time!
Everybody out.
(LAUGHS)

(BEEPS)

(CROWD SHOUTING)

Open the head!

Human time! Yeah!

Kick it!

(COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(CLAPPING)

Oh! Look, you guys,
a football game!

Uh, I don't think so, Carl.

Goddard, binoscope mode!

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

Wow, what a lame
halftime show.

They're making our parents
dance so lame.

No, my dad really
dances like that.

The festival is starting.

Our parents!
They'll be eaten!

Nobody eats my parents
unless I say so!
Come on!

Begin the incubation!

(CROWD CHEERING)
(CACKLING)

JIMMY: C'mon, Nick.
Show them
what you're made of!

Halt!

Hey, cool spear.

Oh, you really think so?
Well, yeah, I guess so,
because I saw this one...

Mind if I try?

(SCREAMS)

No, no, no!

My hero!

(KIDS CHEERING)

Come on, everyone!

CINDY: Come on!

(KIDS CHEERING)

(GROWLING)

(SCREAMING)

My hero?

Okay, we need another plan.

Probably a Nick-less one.
(WHIMPERING)

(CROWD GASPS)

(CROWD CHANTING)
Poultra! Poultra!

Citizens of Yolkus,
I, King Goobot V,

give you sacrifice!

(CROWD CHEERING)

(STAMMERING)
That's a big chicken.

(SQUAWKS)

(CROWD SQUAWKS)

(SQUAWKS)

What do we do now?

(SQUAWKS)

(CHUCKLING)

Think! Think!

Brain blast!

Okay, everybody, listen up.
We don't have much time.

I've got to make it
to that control tower.

Cindy, Libby,
you and the others
keep the guards busy

until Sheen arrives
with the ship.

Okay, I heard the ship part,
but was that,
"Sheen, get the ship"?

Yeah. Yeah!
Oh! Wait. Oh.

Listen, there's a transport
ship in that airfield

big enough to carry
all of us out of here.

I need you to get it here
as fast as you can.

But I... I don't have
a driver's license.

I have no
hand-eye coordination.

Sheen, ask yourself,
what would Ultra Lord do?

I accept this responsibility,
understanding the consequences
you've bestowed against me.

Poultra, din-din.
Yummy, yummy, foodie-woodie.

(SQUAWKS)

This is it, people.
These crummy aliens stole
our parents.

It's time to show them
what we're made of.

We're tough, we're mean!
Darn it, we're carbon-based
life-forms!

Now, who's gonna
kick buttocks?

ALL: The carbonated
life-forms!

(CHEERING)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

What? What?
What is this?
Stop those kids!

After 'em!

Cindy, purple Flurp!

Hmm. Dragon whips
her tail. Yah!

(GRUNTS)

Let's dance!
Huh? Huh?

(MUSIC GETS LOUDER)

(SCREAMING)

Yeah, Jimmy!

Come on, boy!

Jimmy!

Carl, show-and-tell!

Come here, you!

Whoa! I can't see!
I can't see!

(SCREAMS)

You want some?
You want some?
You want a piece of me?

(WAILING)

I didn't think so!

(HUMMING)

(SQUAWKS)

Munchy, crunchy time.
(CHUCKLES)
There you go!

Fetch, boy!
Hey, hey,
gimme that!

Come back here!
Everybody up.

(SQUAWKS)

(GASPS)

Hey, nice party!
Gotta blast!

Neutron!

Okay, let's move out.

Guards, vaporize
the Earth brats!

(BARKS)

Hurry! Head to the exit!

Hey, where's Sheen?
I don't know.

Stop them!

(SQUAWKS)

(SQUAWKS)

All right, Sheen!

Your ship awaits,
Captain Jimmy!

(SQUAWKS)

(CROWD SCREAMING)

(BOTH WHIMPER)

Ooblar, protect! (SCREAMS)

Oh, pooh!

Everybody to the ship!

Poultra, quickly!
Your dinner's getting away!

Okay, get moving.
Let's get outta here.
Come on!

(SNORTS AND SQUAWKS)

(BARKS)

We gotta do this quick!
Launch positions.

Core temperature optimal.
Engaging primary plasma coils.

Jim, I think
we better leave now.
Beginning countdown.

Ten, nine, eight.

(SQUAWKS)

One!

(SQUAWKS SADLY)

To the ships!

And could someone
bring me a bucket?

(CHEERING)

Jimmy, here they come!

(KING LAUGHS)

Time to discipline
the naughty children.
Open fire!

Okay, who wants
fried chicken?

(KIDS SCREAMING)

So, Neutron,
now it's just you and I.

All weapons on-line!

♪ Ultra Lord is not
afraid of chickens
He is not afraid...

♪ Okay, He may me a little bit
afraid of chickens ♪

This thing's too slow.
I can't outrun 'em!

Incoming message.

On screen.

You see, Jimmy,
you can't win.

All of your friends
and family would be safe
at home.

If it wasn't for one
little problem. You.

Little?

Now you all must die!
(CACKLING)

Little, huh? (SCOFFS)
I'll show you little.

Cindy, take over.
Come on, boy.

What are you doing?

Is this one
of those macho things?

I know we haven't
field tested this feature yet,

but we have
no choice, buddy.

Goddard, flycycle!
(BARKS)

(BARKS)

(YELLING)

Would you look at this?
I do believe he's going
to ram us, Ooblar.

Remind me to clean
the windshield later.
(LAUGHING)

You steal my parents,
you threaten my dog.

Itsy-bitsy Jimmy Neutron!

He does look a bit small
and silly, doesn't he, Sire?

You attack my friends,
and you made fun of my size!

Tiny, tiny.
So, so tiny!

Well, I may be small,
but I've got a big brain!

(GASPS)
Not tiny!

(BRAKES SQUEALING)

Can't we just call
this whole thing a mistake
and go back to your plan,

rendezvous for
universal brotherhood
and what not? (CHUCKLES)

Hmph!

(KING GOOBOT AND
OOBLAR SCREAMING)

(CHEERING)

You've not seen
the last of us,

Jimmy Neutron!

You look marvelous
sunny-side up, Sire.

That's no yolk.

(CHEERING)

All right, Jimmy!

Orbiting around
Jimmy's big head.

Estimated time to ear,
seven minutes.

So, uh, I guess I can't
call you short anymore.

Don't worry.
I'm sure there are all kinds
of other insults

you can come up with.

♪ Nonny, nonny, nonny
Nonny, nonny... ♪

Let me tell you,
as soon as we get home,

we're going out dancing!

(HUMS)

Ultra Dad!

Ultra Son!

BOY: Dad? Daddy!

Hey, Neutron!

Nice job.

Thanks.

HUGH: I've got that
for you, dear.

Mom, Dad,

I should've listened
to you when you said
don't talk to strangers.

See, I guess I thought
I was smart enough
to do everything on my own,

that I didn't need you.

But I was wrong.

I love you guys.

We love you too, Jimmy.

Having a genius for a son
may not always be easy,

but it's always
interesting.

You make us so proud.

You sure do, son.

You know, not every family
gets to ride
in an alien spaceship

hurtling through the universe
at warp speeds,
millions of miles from home.

We thank you for that.

Now you gotta admit,
that is pretty neat.

(LAUGHING)

There you are, gentlemen.

Ahh! Freeze!
It's okay, Carl.

It's just breakfast.
I knew that.

I don't remember buying
this brand of soda.

Uh, no! No, Mom, you...

Jimmy, it's just soda.

Mom, no!

(BELCHES)

Goodness! Excuse me!
(BURPS)

Boy, it's a scorcher
out there!

Oh, thanks, honey.
Hugh! (BURPS)

(BELCHES) At least it's
coming out of the attic,
not the basement!

(LAUGHS AND BELCHES)

Hugh! (BURPS)

Mom! (LAUGHS)

(BURPING)

(BURPING)

James Isaac Neutron...
(BELCHES)

(LAUGHS)

(BARKS)

♪ Come on
♪ They don't understand

♪ Uh-uh
They don't understand

♪ They ain't gonna get it
No, no, if you feel me

♪ Holla, all you kids
all across the land

♪ Nah, Nah, come on
They don't understand

♪ Uh-uh
They don't understand

♪ They ain't gonna get It
No, no, if you feel me

♪ Holla, all you kids
all across the land

♪ Romeo, what

♪ Parents just
Don't understand

♪ You know parents
are the same
no matter time or place

♪ They don't understand
us kids are gonna
make some mistakes

♪ So to you all the kids
across the land

♪ There's no need to argue
Parents just
don't understand

♪ Nah, nah
They don't understand

♪ They ain't gonna get it
No, no, if you feel me

Onward, Mr. Wiggles.
We reach the cafeteria
by dawn!

Ahh!
(ROARS)

♪ I Remember one year my mom
took me school shopping

♪ It was me, my brother,
my mom and my pop
and my little sister

♪ All hopped in the car
and headed downtown
to the gallery mall

♪ My mom started bugging
with the clothes she chose

♪ I didn't say
nothing at first
I just turned my nose

♪ She said, "What's wrong?
This shirt cost $50"

♪ I said, "This shirt is whack
and it's not worth a dollar"

♪ The next half-hour
was the same old thing

♪ My mom buying me clothes
from 1993

♪ Then she lost her mind
and did the ultimate

♪ I asked her for Assistant
and she bought me Skips

♪ I said, "Mom, whatcha doin'?
You're ruining my rep"

♪ She said,
"You're only a kid,
you don't have a rep yet"

♪ So to you all the kids
across the land

♪ There's no need to argue
Parents just
don't understand

♪ Nah, Nah, come on
They don't understand

♪ Uh-uh
They don't understand

♪ They ain't gonna get it
No, no, if you feel me

♪ Holla, all you kids
all across the land

♪ Nah, Nah, come on
They don't understand

♪ Uh-uh, they don't understand

♪ They ain't gonna get it
No, no, if you feel me

♪ Holla, all you kids
all across the land

♪ Uh, dig the situation

♪ Moms bounced out
for a week's vacation

♪ And she left the keys
to the 5-double-O

♪ Well, how is she gonna know?

♪ I'll just give the Benz
a little spin

♪ See what it look like
with 20-inch rims

♪ Then I'll be the man
in my neighborhood

♪ Well, maybe I shouldn't
Yeah, of course I should

♪ You paying attention?
'Cause the plot gets hot

♪ Yo, I pulled the whip up
to the end of the block

♪ That's when I saw
this nine-piece staring
in my grill

♪ My diamond rings blaring
from the steering wheel

♪ She tried to pretend
like she ain't noticed Nick

♪ So I blow her a kiss
like I know this chick

WOMAN: ♪ Um, how do I know
you're not sick?

♪ You could be some kind
of lunatic

MAN: ♪ Come on, sugar
It's Nick for Nick

♪ Besides, would a lunatic
push a whip like this?

♪ Nah, Nah, come on
They don't understand

♪ Uh-uh
They don't understand

♪ They ain't gonna get it
No, no, if you feel me

♪ Holla, all you kids
all across the land

♪ I agree that we were
on our way

♪ He was looking real good
So was I, I must say

♪ Whose car is this?
I'm a little curious

♪ So I smashed on the gas
Fast and furious

♪ I wasn't impressed
with the way
he burned rubber

♪ The car phone rang
♪ Yo, who is it?

♪ Your mother
♪ On the phone, wow
And the way my mom sounded

♪ There was no way
to avoid being grounded

♪ I can't believe it
I just made a mistake

♪ Well, parents are the same
no matter time or place

♪ So to you all the kids
across the land

♪ Take it from me
Parents just
don't understand

♪ Nah, nah, come on
They don't understand

♪ Uh-uh
They don't understand

♪ They ain't gonna get it
No, no, if you feel me

♪ Holla, all you kids
all across the land ♪

♪ Here to the stars
With my candy bars

♪ Rides a kid with a knack
for adventure

♪ Super-powered mind
A mechanical canine

♪ He rescues the day
from sure destruction

♪ He's gotta save the world
and get to school on time

♪ So many things to do
and not much time

♪ So on the ground
Up in the air

♪ Out into the atmosphere

♪ Who can we count on?

♪ Jimmy Neutron ♪

♪ Nah, nah
They don't understand

♪ They ain't gonna get it
No, no, if you feel me

Onward, Mr. Wiggles.
We reach the cafeteria
by dawn!

Ahh!
(ROARS)