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A new school year, Blanche, a new era.

If the Russians can put a man in space,

just imagine what our young American minds can do at Rydell.

(LAUGHS)

Oh, this is going to be a wonderful year, Blanche.

Oh, wonderful. (TIRES SCREECHING)

(CRASH)

Oh!

Miss McGee! Blanche!

♪ Spendin' my vacation in the summer sun

♪ Gettin' lots of action, havin' lots of fun

♪ Stole like the bandit till the bubble burst

♪ Suddenly it got to be September first

♪ Woe is me

♪ All summer long I was happy and free

♪ Save my soul

♪ The board of education took away my parole

♪ Got to go back

♪ Back

♪ Back to school again

(HORN HONKING)

(TIRES SQUEALING)

Nice park job, Rhonda.

♪ I got to go back

♪ Back

♪ Back to school again

♪ Whoa, whoa

♪ I got to go

♪ Back to school again

She's late again.

Personally, I think that being late

demonstrates terrible leadership qualities.

I'm not waiting anymore.

Here she is! Well!

We're going to be late. Let's go!

♪ Geometry and History is just a pain

♪ Biology and Chemistry destroys my brain

♪ Well, don't they know that I deserve a better fate?

♪ I'm really much too young to matriculate

♪ Well, Mama, please

♪ Your child's come down with a fatal disease

♪ Mama said

♪ Come on, you lazy bum, and get your butt out of bed

♪ You got to go back

♪ Back

♪ Back to school again

♪ It's bye-bye, fun

♪ Get your homework done

♪ You better be in by 10:00

♪ I got to go back

♪ Back

♪ Back to school again

♪ Whoa, whoa

♪ I got to go

♪ Back to school again ♪

Senior year, the home stretch.

My old man wants me

to go to junior college after grad.

Yeah? Nerd junior college?

What are you gonna do, Johnny?

Sleep.

Nah, I mean what are you gonna be when you grow up?

A burden on society.

(LAUGHING)

Hello, Miss Mason.

Oh, hello, girls.

Ready for a great new year?

BOTH: Mmm-hmm. I love your hair, Miss Mason.

Oh, thanks.

BOTH: All 300 pounds of it. (SNICKERING)

Hello, boys.

BOYS: Good morning, Miss Mason.

I'd really love to see all of you

in music appreciation this year, okay?

I'd like to see all of you in music appreciation this year.

(CHUCKLES)

You just might.

I think I'm in love.

Oh, my hair.

Excuse me, excuse me. Let me through.

What are you doing?

Watch it.

Nerd!

Michael? Uh, Frenchy?

Hi. Hello. Hi.

Thanks for meeting me.

Oh, listen, when your cousin Sandy

told me you were coming to school in America,

I said, "Sandy, any cousin of yours

"is a cousin of mine."

Yes, she did say you were the one who knew the ropes around here.

Oh, ropes are my specialty.

See, I used to go to Rydell

before I dropped out to go to beauty school.

But, then I flunked tinting when my hair turned pink.

Pink? Mmm-hmm.

♪ The Pink Ladies' pledge to act cool

♪ To look cool

♪ And to be cool

♪ Till death do us part

♪ Think pink

Hey, ladies. Hi, guys.

But, now the most important thing in my life is skincare.

So, uh, tinting's out and skincare's in?

Right. That's why I'm back at Rydell,

to get my chemistry so I can mix my own cosmetics.

It makes sense.

♪ I got my books together and I dragged my feet

♪ And then I saw this angel boppin' down the street

♪ I said, "Hey, pretty baby, how's about a date?"

♪ She said, "I'm going to school and I can't be late"

Hey, basketball. Hey, you caught it!

How tall are you? Never mind.

We'll put high heels on your sneakers and we'll make you center.

Hey, go catch that.

Ooh, boy.

Basketball, basketball.

(BOYS CLAMORING)

♪ Whoa, whoa

♪ I got to go

♪ Whoa, whoa

♪ I got to go

♪ Back to school

Thank you, thank you very much.

Come on, give it back!

Have a nice day.

♪ Back to school

♪ Back to school

♪ Back to school

Yeah!

JOHNNY: Hold it, nerd.

Comb.

Door.

Wait.

Pardonnez-moi.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

♪ I got to go back

♪ Back

♪ Back to school again

♪ Whoa, whoa

♪ I got to go

♪ Back to school

FRENCHY: You're going to love Rydell.

♪ Again ♪

(BELL RINGING)

From the front, this is a perfect nose.

From the side, this nose does not belong on this face.

So, dump the face and keep the nose.

(LAUGHING)

What's the new look, Sharon?

Jackie Kennedy. It only landed her a president.

Yeah? Well, the movie magazines say that JFK

secretly prefers the Marilyn Monroe look.

Hi, Johnny. Yeah.

Gee, I really like your hair in the back. It's really cool.

Thanks.

Ooh, I still see you're giving lube jobs

at the old man's service station.

Stuff it, Goose.

So what's the story, Stephanie?

Yeah. What's the story?

You know the story, Johnny. It's over.

JOHNNY: Yeah? Yeah?

Well, that's not good enough.

Don't make a scene, okay?

What? What? There's no scene.

Hey, Johnny. Hey, what scene?

There's no scene, all right?

Geez, sorry.

Hi, Louis.

Hello to you.

GOOSE: What's this?

The Vince Fontaine National Library?

Shh! Quiet. PAULETTE: Please.

Laugh, you jerks, but just wait till l turn up

on National Bandstand.

Yeah, you may turn up on the Bandstand,

but your beak will still be turning down. Down!

(LAUGHING)

You're mean. I gotta do it.

The nose goes.

Bandstand, here I come.

Rhonda, I wouldn't fool around with mother nature if I were you.

You fooled around with everyone else, Paulette.

PAULETTE: Shut up!

Who you got for home room?

Mason. Pants!

Hi, Paulette.

Hey, Francine.

Excuse me.

How long have you been in America?

Just about a week.

I'm staying with my aunt and uncle.

BOY: Oh. These are the lockers.

Take a locker and lock it.

Yeah, because these guys will steal everything.

MICHAEL: Thanks.

What do you think you're doing?

I was just putting a few things in my locker.

ALL: His locker! Excuse us.

No one touches these lockers, okay, pal?

What's the matter? You can't read?

That there spells T-Bird.

Which spells us.

This is a protected landmark.

A slice of American history.

ALL: ♪ Hum, hum, hum ♪

Dig?

I think I understand.

Good!

A real Einstein.

By the way, my name is Michael Carrington.

I'm the Duke of Earl.

This is your new locker, Shakespeare.

LOUIS: Perfect fit!

JOHNNY: We're being invaded by foreigners. (BELL RINGS)

You okay?

Yeah, fine. Thanks.

Don't let these guys bug you.

I won't. Don't worry.

Uh...

When are you guys gonna grow up?

Look, the nerd invaded our sacred turf.

Hey, come on, I want to talk to you.

Meet me for a smoke after class.

I quit. It's bad for your health.

Oh, yeah?

Well, standing me up is also bad for your health.

Says who?

Says the Sturgeon General

of the United States, Stephanie.

(STUDENTS CHATTING)

(BOYS HOOTING)

All right, all right. Everyone, please take a seat.

I got mine. (CHUCKLES) You loved it.

Oh, God! Watch the nose!

(PLAYING OLD FOLKS AT HOME)

Good morning, Rydell.

And welcome one and all to a new school year.

I know this is going to be an exciting

and stimulating year for all of us.

First, I'd like to extend a welcome back

to our own Mr. Spears,

who made such a a miraculous recovery

from the mental exhaustion

which sent him to the hospital last spring.

Welcome back, Mr. Spears.

We're all rooting for you.

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHTER)

Now, Rydell is very proud

of her extracurricular activities,

so please come out for band tryouts.

If you play an instrument,

it's better to play with a group than with yourself.

(LAUGHING)

Auditions for the June Moon Talent Show

will be held next month...

(EXPLOSION)

You could win 100 long-playing records.

Last, but not least, we are fortunate to have a straight "A" student

all the way from England

by the name of Michael Carrington.

MISS MASON: Stand up, Michael.

All right, now let's all say hello to Michael Carrington.

ALL: Hello to Michael Carrington.

(STUDENTS SNICKER)

Let's have a wonderful year.

Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers!

ALL: Rydell High, beat the Cavaliers!

PAULETTE: So, what's the story with you and Johnny?

Let's just say I outgrew him over the summer.

Yeah, well, he sure hasn't lost the hots for you.

Johnny just hasn't learned when you're dead, lie down.

Besides, there's gotta be more to life than just making out.

You know, I never thought of it that way.

Michael!

Michael!

I heard you know how to play the piano.

Where did you hear that from? Well, I can a bit.

Oh, then, you must play for the talent show auditions.

I will not take no for an answer.

Michael!

Well?

Okay, I'll do it. Why not?

I think he's kind of cute.

Virgin alert, virgin alert.

GIRL: All male periscopes down.

Ew.

So, how's your first week been?

Oh, great. Yours?

Oh, listen, there's such a fascinating world of chemistry out there.

Yeah, I know.

Hey, how well do you know that Stephanie Zinone?

FRENCHY: Stephanie Zinone is one of my very best...

Uh-oh.

Michael,

I think there's something you don't understand.

See, Stephanie Zinone is a Pink Lady.

Which means if you are not a T-Bird,

which you are not,

you can look, but don't touch.

Michael, I wouldn't even look.

Well, then, how do you become one of these T-Birds, eh?

Well...

Like I told you before,

football is like life. You gotta push.

You gotta push your way through life.

You gotta push and elbow. Come on! Push!

I want you to push those men out of the way.

Elbow 'em, then bite 'em, then rip 'em,

then chew 'em up. Come on, push, push, push.

Push! Push!

Attaboy. Spit 'em out and chew 'em up.

Come on, come on. Don't you have any...

Come on. You're like a bunch of old turkeys. (WHISTLING)

Come on. Don't you guys know how to push?

(YELLING)

You said push. (MOTORBIKES ROARING)

Check this out.

DAVEY: What are they doing here?

(CLAMORING)

(STUDENTS HOLLERING)

Nogerelli.

Balmudo.

These cockroaches are gonna invade our turf

one time too many.

We should take care of them tonight.

(LAUGHS)

(VOICE SQUEAKS) Tonight...

Tonight, we bowl.

Hey, you're lucky we're bowling tonight.

I like that.

(LAUGHS)

You better write your will, boys.

Hey, baby, I'll check your oil for you.

Hi, hot stuff.

Hey!

Are we bowling tonight?

That's right. And Paulette...

Yeah, Johnny?

I want you to look special, dig?

No problem.

(BAND PLAYING) (CHUCKLES)

Whoo!

(LAUGHS)

Hey, Johnny.

Ooh!

Yeah, Johnny!

Way to go, Johnny. Hey, hey, hey.

Paulette, do not mess the hair.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Hey, Paulette, whose side are you on?

Our side.

Then don't fraternize with the enemy.

Mark that a strike.

What are you talking about? You hit two lousy pins.

That's a technical strike,

due to the fact you chicks were late.

Read your bowling rules.

That's right. Read 'em and weep.

That's not fair.

This bra is killing me.

You wish!

JOHNNY: Paulette.

You gotta put your fingers in the holes.

I'm not breaking my nails.

You got something going with Paulette?

Let's say I'm giving her therapy for her disease.

What disease?

Nymphoid mania.

(LAUGHS)

(ALL CHEERING)

What's the final score?

Final score happens later tonight.

Last game coming up. Winner take all. Agreed?

We can just shoot the ball. Shoot the ball.

ALL: Shoot the ball!

♪ Come on, everybody, gather round

♪ I'm gonna show you how to knock 'em down

♪ When I'm on the ball, I'm the number one

♪ And I'm going to show you how it's done

♪ Let's bowl, let's bowl

♪ Let's rock and roll

♪ Hey, come on, let's get the show on the road

♪ Let's bowl, let's bowl

♪ Let's rock and roll

♪ You're sittin' on a bomb that's about to explode

♪ We're gonna score tonight

♪ We're gonna score tonight

♪ If you're looking for a fight

♪ Then the time is right

♪ We're gonna wipe the floor with you tonight

♪ We're gonna score tonight

♪ We're gonna score tonight

♪ We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll

♪ We're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl

♪ We're gonna score, score, score, score, score

♪ Tonight

♪ Hey, Paulette take a look over here

♪ I'm your kingpin, honey and I'm gettin' in gear

♪ Hey, Johnny, Johnny go for that strike

♪ And I just might be your baby tonight

♪ Let's bowl, let's bowl let's rock 'n' roll

♪ Hey, come on, let's get this show on the road

♪ Let's bowl, let's bowl let's rock 'n' roll

♪ The stakes are high

♪ And the winner takes all

♪ We're gonna score tonight

♪ We're gonna score tonight

♪ Don't get sore when you lose tonight

♪ We're gonna show you how to do it right

♪ We're gonna score tonight

♪ We're gonna score tonight

♪ We're gonna rock we're gonna roll

♪ We're gonna laugh we're gonna bowl

♪ Let's score, score score, score, score

♪ Tonight

♪ You bowl me over

♪ Bowl me over

♪ You bowl me over

♪ Bowl him over

♪ You bowl me over

♪ Take a hike

♪ Get a strike

♪ Ten, nine, eight, seven, six

♪ Five, four, three, two, one

♪ We're gonna score tonight

♪ We're gonna score tonight

♪ We're gonna score

♪ Tonight

♪ We're gonna score

♪ Tonight

♪ We're gonna score

♪ Tonight ♪

Always be courteous when asking for a game.

Hi. Want a game?

Howdy, fellas. Let's bowl some balls.

Bowling, anyone?

I could have won if my shoes weren't so slippery.

Another well-deserved victory, huh, Johnny?

Yeah, but where's the trophy?

Right here, Johnny.

Ooh, kissies.

That's for best average. Mmm-hmm.

Then what about for best score?

God.

Touchy.

What about the trophy for best score, Stephanie?

I ain't no one's trophy, Goose.

Ooh. Ooh.

She ain't no one's trophy.

So that's the way it's going to be now, huh, Miss Independent?

Yeah, independent.

I kiss who I want, when I want.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

I could kiss the next guy

who walks through that door if I want.

JOHNNY: Yeah? STEPHANIE: Yeah!

Be my guest.

(LAUGHTER)

Let's eat.

I vote for pizza.

You vote for bed. It's past 10:00.

And why don't you just go home and leave me alone?

Bed stinks!

Is it too late to join the game?

You want something?

Food.

Food.

Food.

Food.

Life stinks.

Are you talking to me?

Yeah, you'll do.

Great. The name's Michael,

Michael Carrington.

My name's Dolores,

Dolores Rebchuck.

Some jerks call me Woodchuck or Upchuck,

but I prefer Dolores, got it?

Got it.

They think they're so cool just 'cause they got wheels.

PAULETTE: Dolores, go home!

Yeah, well, it looks like you and me don't make the grade.

Yeah, with them, it's all these weird codes

and rules and pledges about cycles.

You got to be a biker, or a biker's old lady.

But, without a cycle, forget it.

It pisses me off.

We're both in the same boat.

I sure can't afford a cycle without a job.

Yeah, but me, I'm willing to negotiate.

I offered to be a Pink Lady mascot.

It ain't the coolest job, but it's a start.

You think they'd listen? Forget it.

It pisses me off.

Well, it's pretty late.

I think I better walk you home.

Oh, I don't need a babysitter, okay?

Why don't you think of it as a date, okay?

Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?

Come on. You know, when I'm in the 12th grade,

I know I'm gonna be the head of the Pink Ladies.

My Pink Ladies will rule the school.

They'll be the best.

We'll have the best looking jackets.

I once tried to put letters on this jacket, you know.

Didn't work. They fell right off.

It was really embarrassing,

'cause it happened in front of my sister, Paulette.

I didn't mean for it to happen, but it did.

(HORN HONKING)

Whoa!

Morning, Mr...

Stuart.

God, you could have killed us, Rhonda.

Good move, Rhonda.

Can you imagine dying a virgin?

Oh, God.

Nosebleed.

Nurse. Room 11. Oh, good morning.

My name is Stuart. I'm a substitute for...

Good morning, Miss McGee.

Oh, good morning, Miss, uh...

Um, Miss...

Mason. Mason.

This is Mr... Uh...

Mr. Stuart. Mr. Stuart.

Mr. Stuart.

Oh, I love your hair, Miss Mason.

Oh. Well, thank you, Mr. Stuart.

Miss Mason will help you while you're learning the ropes.

And it would be my pleasure, I'm sure.

Oh. I'm sure you're sure.

Well, I'm a substitute for Mr...

Spears.

Follow me.

That is why we're gonna win this talent show.

One hundred long-playing albumens.

But we got zero talent.

Oh, geez, there must be ten Roy Orbison albums in there.

Greatest Hits of Beethoven?

Uh, good morning.

My name is Mr. Stuart and I'm your substitute teacher.

(LAUGHTER)

BOY: Let's go and have a cigarette.

GIRL: Yeah!

Mmm-mmm.

Mr. Nogerelli. I've been looking for you.

Hello, Miss McGee. You're looking lovely today.

There has been a rumor, Mr. Nogerelli,

that motorcycles have been driven across our school lawn.

Now, I know that couldn't have been you, Mr. Nogerelli.

I'm sure you have more respect for grass than that.

Right? Mmm-hmm.

Now, hear this.

No more. Is that understood?

Mmm-hmm.

Good.

(SNIFFING)

Do you smell something burning?

(MOCKING GIBBERISH)

Guess you sure told her, huh, Johnny?

(LAUGHS) (CHOKING)

Water! Water!

Sorry. I'm sorry, Johnny.

I'll kill ya!

Okay, Michael, we're ready.

Good luck, girls.

The try-outs and we're the first.

Oh, I hope I don't blank out.

Now!

(MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ His loafers were Weejuns

♪ His chinos were black

♪ With a cute little buckle

♪ That fastened in back...

These are my girls. Mmm.

Oh, there's some good breeding up there.

Mmm-hmm. And that is so important.

Mmm-hmm.

♪ With Brad...

Hey, what's happening?

Hey, Woodchuck.

Dolores, all right?

What's happening?

Brad.

Does this song stink or what?

♪ This vision in Madras

♪ Don't know what possessed me

♪ But I gave him my address

♪ And my heart shook with fear

♪ 'Cause I pray that I hear

♪ From Brad

♪ Hear from Brad

SHARON: There's 100 LPs at stake here and I won't let a little

hard work come between me and that prize.

Now, we're calendar girls.

You have to get into your season.

Become your season.

Rhonda, you're fall. Give me maturity, give me aging...

Give me a break!

Lunchtime.

♪ Then at yesterday's tea dance

♪ My day turned to night

♪ Muffy Rogers was wearing Brad's pin

♪ I could just die ♪

Thank you, but we haven't got all day.

But these are my girls.

I know, dear. Next!

Okay, okay.

We're almost ready.

Okay, listen. I want everybody to sing the ah, ah, ahs.

Ah, ah, ah. SHARON: Would you take your music? Here.

Let me out of this zoo. I'm going for a smoke.

SHARON: Do l have to do everything myself?

Are you ready?

♪ Ah ah ah ah

♪ Ah ah

♪ I'll be your girl for all seasons

♪ All the year through...

Hello. Hi.

I wanted to ask you if you're free after school today?

Yeah, I'm free every day. It's in the constitution.

♪ Everything for you ♪

Okay, we're ready now.

"Sharon Cooper and the Seasons."

Ow!

♪ In the fall, you'll see

♪ September can be heavenly

♪ If you fall...

Eugene, ready with the leaves when I yell.

Ready.

♪ Say you'll fall for me ♪

♪ When autumn leaves are falling from the tree ♪

GIRL: I'm sick of being a tree!

That's enough for today. Thank you.

Oh, no, wait a minute. We have still have three more seasons yet.

I'm sorry, Sharon.

I'm gonna need this stage for my drama class.

Oh!

Hey, Sharon! So, what about tonight?

How about a hamburger later?

Oh, I'm busy.

How about tomorrow?

Busy.

So maybe you can explain about the bowling alley, eh?

I mean, you just don't kiss a guy...

Look, the kiss was just a joke. Forget it.

Let me give you a hand.

Oh, I can manage. Look, I said I can manage.

I think he's in love.

I think he's kinda cute.

I think you two should shut your yaps.

You forgot this one.

Thanks.

How about the day after tomorrow?

Stephanie.

Look, when are you gonna get the picture?

♪ If you really want to know

♪ What I want in a guy

♪ Well, I'm lookin' for a dream on a mean machine

♪ With hell in his eyes

♪ I want a devil in skintight leather

♪ He's gonna be wild as the wind

♪ And one fine night

♪ I'll be holdin' on tight

♪ To a cool rider

♪ A cool rider

♪ If he's cool enough

♪ He can burn me through and through

♪ Whoa, whoa

♪ If it takes forever

♪ Then I'll wait forever

♪ No ordinary boy

♪ No ordinary boy is gonna do

♪ I want a rider that's cool

♪ That's the way it's gonna be

♪ That's the way that I feel

♪ I want a whole lot more than the boy next door

♪ I want hell on wheels

♪ Just give me a black motorcycle

♪ With a man growin' out of the seat

♪ Then move aside

♪ 'Cause I'm gonna ride

♪ With a cool rider

♪ A cool rider

♪ If he's cool enough

♪ He can burn me through and through

♪ Whoa, whoa

♪ If it takes forever

♪ Then I'll wait forever

♪ No ordinary boy

♪ No ordinary boy is gonna do

♪ I want a rider that's cool

♪ I don't want no ordinary guys

♪ Comin' on strong with me

♪ They don't know what I'm lookin' for

♪ They don't know what I need

♪ You're gonna know it when he gets here

♪ 'Cause the ground'll be shakin'

♪ I'll do anything to let him know

♪ That I'm his

♪ His for the taking

♪ I want a cool rider

♪ A cool, cool, cool, cool rider

♪ I want a cool rider

♪ A cool, cool, cool, cool rider

♪ I want a c-o-o-l

♪ R-i-d-e-r ♪

Hey, English,

I got something scholastic to discuss with you.

What I'm saying here is you're Mr. History, right?

Like, I got this essay on the fall of Rome.

I didn't even know they were in trouble.

What are you driving at, DiMucci?

Papers for paper. Essays for cash.

Hmm?

So that's it. What's what?

It's going to have to be a motorcycle.

Good idea. Invest in a cycle. So?

So, you've got a deal. Hey! All right.

Listen, when we make the drop,

not out here in the open like this, huh?

I got a rep to protect.

It's open.

Your uncle said you was back out here.

What is this joint?

It's his nuclear fallout shelter.

Yeah?

You got that essay?

You got the cash?

This is a neat joint.

Nucleoid shelter. It's private.

Good for homework and other activities

involving student bodies.

(DOOR SHUTS)

Don't you think you can handle a couple

history assignments also?

Yeah, I'll try.

Okay. Remember, this is between us.

I got a rep to protect here, okay?

Yeah.

MICHAEL: William the Conqueror, by the Goose.

Oh, God.

Nobody, but nobody knows this happened, you dig?

Whatever you say.

That's very nice.

Nice penmanship.

Remember, I got a rep to protect.

Okay, Shakespeare?

Reproduction.

It's very simple, but yet very important.

Now, what is the best time of the month for a woman to conceive?

Mr...

Jaworski.

What's conceive?

Well, you know. To be fertile.

What's the best time?

Ask Nogerelli.

Mr. Nogerelli?

Ask Goose.

Mr. Goose?

Um, ask DiMucci.

Mr. DiMucci?

What?

Conceive?

What is the best time?

At night?

(CHUCKLES) I can see that we're not getting very far.

I got the same problem.

Good morning, everybody.

ALL: Good morning.

Good morning, Mr. Stuart. Good morning.

Why don't we just start at the beginning?

Page one.

Open your book.

MR. STUART: Where do babies come from?

If you need me, I'll be right over here.

We need this for the exam?

♪ The parts of a flower are so constructed

♪ That very, very often

♪ The wind will cause pollination

♪ If not, then a bee

♪ Or any other nectar-gathering creature

♪ Can create the same situation

♪ Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistil

♪ Is right on the list

♪ I'll try to make it crystal clear

♪ A flower's insatiable passion

♪ Turns it's life into a circus of debauchery

♪ Now you see just how the stamen

♪ Gets its lusty dust on through the stigma

♪ And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy

♪ Starts each spring no enigma

♪ We call this quest for satisfaction

♪ A what, class?

A photoperiodic reaction.

Oh, that's good. Oh, that's very good.

Hey, I'm lost where are we?

Chapter two. Page five.

♪ Reproduction ♪ Reproduction

♪ Put your pollen tube to work

♪ Reproduction

♪ Reproduction

♪ Make my stamen go berserk

♪ Reproduction

♪ I don't think I even know what a pistil is

♪ I got your pistil right here

♪ Where does the pollen go?

MR. STUART: Get back here. Would you get into your seats!

Next chapter.

In an abstract way,

the same thing applies to the reproductive organs

of the more complex life forms.

But we are now dealing with sexual response.

(LAUGHTER)

Are there any questions before we begin reading?

♪ Is it possible the female member of some sex

♪ On a couch could get this guy all hot

♪ And she never even knew it?

Negative.

♪ When a warm-blooded mammal

♪ In a tight little sweater

♪ Starts pulling that stuff

♪ She's saying that she wants to do it

♪ Prove it by me

♪ 'Cause they change their tune

♪ When you got 'em in the back seat

♪ With his heart beating fast

♪ They make it sound a track meet gross

♪ Yeah, but all they can do is say, "No, no, no, no"

♪ Reproduction

♪ Reproduction

♪ Baby, give it to me now

♪ Reproduction ♪ Reproduction

♪ Is that all you think about?

♪ Reproduction

♪ Come on, baby, show me that you really love me so

Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up.

♪ Where does the pollen go?

MR. STUART: Mr. Goose, Mr. Goose, please be seated.

The human is the only being capable of consciously

controlling his number of offspring.

Are there any comments on that?

I was wondering if you could tell me where she lives.

Yeah, what is this?

Mr. Stuart, is it true that guys like you,

you know, mature and all,

carry some protection with them...

♪ For sexual occasions?

Oh, God. What's the big deal?

♪ Can't a girl just do that thing in a book

♪ Where she adds up the days of her...

...what do you call it?

♪ Mental-sturation

GIRL 1: Oh, that's really neat.

GIRL 2: Yeah, and one of the guys said

the numbers don't add up right, huh?

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

♪ Reproduction ♪ Reproduction

♪ Hope he's proud of what he's done

♪ Reproduction ♪ Reproduction

♪ He was only poking fun

♪ Reproduction

♪ See what happens when a boy and girl

♪ Don't know how to play it safe?

♪ Reproduction

♪ Reproduction

♪ Reproduction ♪ Reproduction

♪ Reproduction ♪ Reproduction

♪ Reproduction

♪ Where does the pollen go? ♪

(LAUGHTER)

Learn anything, Steph?

Stop. Ouch!

What's the rush? You gotta take a pill?

Try to remember, Mr. Stuart,

that their bodies are more developed

than their minds. I understand.

They have drives, Mr. Stuart. I understand.

Lustful drives. Oh, I understand.

Good.

Hi, Mr. Stuart.

Hi, Mr. Stuart.

May I speak to you, Miss McGee?

Yes, dear, what about?

I'm a little worried.

I've missed my last two periods.

That's all right, dear.

You can make them up after school.

♪ Where does the pollen go? ♪

MICHAEL: Nice one, Davey.

That does it.

Yep, follow me.

There's quite a selection here.

All very, very serviceable machines, young man.

One or two of these were my personal transportation

a few spare parts ago.

All it takes is little elbow grease

and any one of these little beauties is a fixer-upper.

I think you got yourself a bike.

Oh, great.

And you're gonna need these.

Oh, thanks.

Good luck.

♪ Cool rider

♪ A cool rider

♪ If he's cool enough

♪ He can burn me through and through

♪ Whoa

♪ If it takes forever

♪ Then I'll wait forever

♪ No ordinary boy

♪ No ordinary boy is gonna do

♪ I want a rider that's cool ♪

(ENGINE REVVING)

Oh, Michael.

Michael.

Good to see you, French.

What were you trying to do?

I'm trying to ride that motorcycle

without bloody well killing myself.

Wait a second, Michael.

Michael.

This isn't for Stephanie?

Oh.

♪ I'll be yours in winter

♪ When the snow is on the ground

♪ I'll warm you through December

♪ And I'll always be around

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

That will be all for today.

Blanche!

No, wait a minute.

We still have two more seasons we haven't done for you yet.

We always have to start with winter and fall

because Paulette's late and...

And, well, she was late again today, but, she's here now

and we'd like to do summer and spring for you.

Sharon, will you stop yelling?

You're in the show.

(YELPS)

Next.

The Preptones.

(SCATTING)

♪ Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

These are my boys.

Look, good, clean-cut American boys.

I know.

♪ And tell her that her lonesome nights are over

♪ Sandman, I'm so alone

♪ Don't have nobody to call my own

♪ Please turn on your magic beam

♪ Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream ♪

That was wonderful!

MISS MASON: Yes.

The T-Bones.

Birds! T-Birds!

(ALL HARMONIZING)

♪ We're goin' prowlin'

♪ Walk, talk like T-Birds

♪ Prowlin'

These are my boys.

♪ Ah, ah, ah

♪ Walk, talk like T-Birds tonight

(HOWLING)

♪ Prowlin' ♪

Thank you.

That was just wonderful.

That was very nice.

We could work a little bit on the harmonies, you know?

Catch you later, Miss McGee.

Thank you.

Oh, Miss McGee, my mom wants you to come over

for pasghetti at your convenience, you know.

Thank you, Nogerelli.

JOHNNY: Talking practice over mid-term break.

DAVEY: Johnny, practice?

♪ I'll be yours in springtime

♪ When the flowers are in bloom

♪ We'll wander through the meadows

♪ In all their sweet perfume

♪ Ah, ah, ah...

♪ I'll be your girl for all seasons... ♪

A disaster!

What, we blew it? No, we made it.

But, we can't sing in public. We're the worst.

We'll get unworst.

Yeah, we'll get liverwurst. We'll get knackwurst.

How did we get in?

Obviously they recognize natural talent.

Everybody made it!

They didn't have enough acts.

Get him!

(BOYS SCATTING)

♪ Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

♪ Make her the cutest that I've ever seen

♪ Give her two lips like roses and clover...

JOHNNY: If we are gonna win that grand prize,

we have got to get it together like that,

but with class.

GOOSE: Remember, I want the Roy Orbisons.

JOHNNY: You'll get 'em.

♪ ...my own

♪ Please turn on your magic beam

♪ Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream ♪

LOUIS: I'm talkin' a matter of only weeks before that talent show.

GOOSE: I'm talking about winning albumens.

JOHNNY: I'm talkin' about making progress.

DAVEY: I'm not talking.

Scum!

(LAUGHING)

Pepsis.

Balmudo's out front, and he's all alone!

(PINBALL MACHINE DINGS)

Tilt! My turn.

Your turn after we tilt that crater face, Balmudo.

Come on!

GIRL 1: Come on, let's go!

GIRL 2: Louis, be careful!

Louis!

Smoke.

Light.

Comb, again.

Let's go, you guys.

(BALMUDO LAUGHING)

Come on, action out front. What?

Balmudo's gonna get his face mangled.

All right.

Oh, my gosh!

Hey, where is that rat-face...

You looking for a rat face, mouse brain?

Get that...

Get that mother!

♪ Ooh-woo

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ Ooh-woo

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ He came out of the darkness

♪ In the middle of the night

♪ Blazin' like a mother

♪ With a fist of dynamite

♪ He ain't foolin' no one

♪ On that pile of chrome and steel

♪ Burnin' up the pavement

♪ Like he was some kind of wheel

♪ He's lookin' for a rumble

♪ And some heads are gonna bust

♪ He's gonna take a tumble

♪ With one solitary thrust

♪ The only thing you guys are gonna do

♪ Is eat his dust

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ Where did he come from?

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ Hey, tell me, someone

♪ I never knew

♪ Anyone could be so cool

♪ Whoa-o-o

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ What's so amazin'?

♪ Headlight and tailpipes burnin' and blazin'

♪ Looks to me like he could really fly

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ Ooh-woo

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ Ooh-woo

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ He wears a pair of goggles like a man from outer space

Oh, shut up.

♪ It really doesn't matter

♪ That I haven't seen his face

♪ We're gonna wrap those handlebars

♪ Around that neck of his

♪ The punk is gonna get it

♪ When we find out who he is

♪ Everybody wants you

♪ And they don't know who you are

♪ If you're a man of mystery

♪ It really takes you far

♪ Everyone around you

♪ Thinks that you're a star!

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ Where did he come from?

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ Where can I get one?

♪ They never knew that I could be so cool

♪ Whoa-o-o

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ On that motorcycle

(POLICE SIREN WAILING) Hey. Cops!

♪ What would they say if they knew it was Michael?

♪ Looks to me like he could really fly

♪ Won't somebody tell me

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

(SIREN BLARING)

Oh!

Pretty cool stuff.

Everyone inside.

We bowl!

All right! Yeah, we bowl.

(WHOOPING)

DiMucci, did you see that? Yeah, I saw it.

Come on.

Hey, come on, Steph.

I'll catch up with you guys in a few minutes, okay?

Hey, what's eating you?

Nothing.

Got a light?

You know, Steph, there's been talk.

We haven't been talking, but there has been talk, Steph,

questioning your loyalty to the Birds.

It doesn't mean that you gotta go steady with Johnny.

In fact, I think it's better

for the both of you that it's over.

Yeah, but the code does say that we're T-Bird chicks,

at least till grad.

Let's go, Louis.

Maybe I'm tired of being someone's chick.

Tired of being someone's chick?

Are you feeling okay?

Yo, Ritter.

RHONDA: Yo, Goose.

I don't know what I'm feeling.

Here. Have a ciggy.

Maybe it'll make you feel better.

GOOSE: Those guys are showoffs.

(STRIKING MATCH)

Oh, God, I hate those kind of matches.

Did you get those at that liquor store down the street?

No. Oh, thanks.

♪ Looks to me like he could really fly

♪ Won't somebody tell me

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ Who, who...

Want a ride?

♪ Who?

♪ Whoa-o-o

♪ Who's that guy? (POLICE SIREN)

Some other time.

♪ Who?

♪ Who?

♪ Whoa-o-o

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ Who?

♪ Who?

♪ Who

♪ Whoa-o-o

♪ Who's that guy?

♪ Who's that guy? ♪

I heard there was this motorcycle chase

outside the Bowl-a-Rama last night.

And according to Paulette Rebchuck, this very mysterious

and gorgeous guy knocked one Stephanie Zinone right out of her bobby socks.

How do you plead? (LAUGHING) I am guilty.

Great, but now what?

We've got a problem. (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

On that motorcycle, in that gear,

I knocked that girl right out of her socks. But like this...

You knock her right into her socks.

Yeah. Simple. I have to tell her. Next time I see her...

Ah, come here.

Next time I see her,

I'm gonna walk right up to her and say, "Steph..."

(GIRLS LAUGHING) Uh-oh.

Hi, girls.

Your boyfriend's here. (GIGGLING)

Having a facial?

Yeah.

Delish!

Ew!

Steph. What?

Do you...

What?

Uh, have you...

Ever read a Superman comic?

Not in the last few hours.

I was... I was just checking. Right?

Just checking.

He needs the guidance counselor.

Rhonda, you got a nose job!

Oh, forget it. I walked into a door.

So she says.

(SIREN) Attention, attention, please.

This is a test. I repeat, this is a test.

Please, do not panic.

Nuclear war is like football. (MRS. McGEE CONTINUES SPEAKING ON PA)

The Russians throw the bomb.

All we have to do is jump up and intercept it.

Ram it down their own end zone,

you know what I mean?

Like life. Somebody throws something at you, throw back.

Please proceed to your nearest shelter.

Boys to one side, girls to the other. Run! Run! Run!

Blanche, please do not panic.

Oh, Miss McGee, it's so loud.

(SOBBING)

Please, do not panic.

(DOG BARKING)

I don't know how you talked me into this, Louis.

Yeah. Listen, you trust President Kennedy, right?

Of course! All right.

Kennedy says we got to be prepared for nucleoid war.

It's nuclear, Louis.

Yeah. Yeah. Nuclear and nucular.

(SIGHING)

A bomb's a bomb.

(LOCKS DOOR)

(GASPS)

Yeah.

Hmm.

This is an official fallout shelter bed.

Hey, you gotta be prepared,

'cause someday, when you least expect it...

Ka-blam! Nucleoid war!

(SIREN) (GIGGLING)

(GASPS) What's that? It started!

♪ America is calling

♪ Let's care enough to give our very best

What's started? What's happening, Louis?

The Russians are attacking! Get down! (GASPS)

♪ For if we give our very best

♪ I know that we will more than pass the test

What're you doing, Louis? Get off of me!

Think about it. What if you and me was to die

right here tonight without ever doing it?

It?

Oh, my God! Let me out of here, Louis!

You crazy? They're dropping bombs out there!

♪ Yeah, let's do it for our country

♪ The red, white, and the blue

♪ It's Uncle Sam who's asking

♪ So your mother will approve

♪ Tomorrow I'll be fighting

♪ And I'll win this war for you

♪ Let's do it for our country

♪ Our country wants us to

Oh, Louis! ♪ Bullets are exploding

♪ They'll soon be at the door

♪ Give something to America

♪ You never gave before

♪ Yeah, let's do it for our country

♪ The red, white, and the blue

But are you sure my mother would approve?

Your mother don't even have to know about it, Sharon.

And you think we're old enough to go?

All the way.

Oh, Louis... But, Louis, you might get hurt.

No.

Oh, God!

Just think about it, Sharon.

It would be like as if we were doing it for the Statue of Liberty.

Or the Grand Canyon!

Yeah, or the New York Yankees!

It'll be like we're doin' it... We're doin' it for...

BOTH: For Disneyland!

♪ Yeah, let's do it for our country

♪ The red, white, and the blue

♪ It's not a lot to ask of us

♪ Our parents will approve

♪ You'll be a mighty soldier

♪ Before this night is through

♪ Let's do it for our country

We owe it to our country.

♪ Let's do it for our country

♪ Our country wants us to

I'm ready, Louis.

Me, too. Hurry! Come on! Let's sign up.

What? Wait. No, don't!

(GROANS) Oops!

Guess you didn't get any, huh, DiMucc?

Louis DiMucci!

Oh, God!

Oh, how could you do this? (LAUGHING)

(SIGHS)

Okay. That'll be about $1.60.

MAN: Hey, will you get my windshield?

Uh, yeah, hold on just one second. Here you go, young lady.

Hi.

Hi.

MAN 1: Hey, Miss, can I pay you so I can get out of here?

Yeah. Look, uh, hold on just one minute, okay?

Sorry. It's all right.

Okay. That's two, three, four, five.

MAN 2: Where are the maps?

(SIGHS) What kind you want?

WOMAN: Street maps!

Yeah?

(OPENS DRAWER)

Hey, Miss, what do I owe you?

(SIGHS) Um, 50 cents.

How about that ride?

Hey, how about my windshield?

Excuse me, you forgot our green stamps.

We're in a hurry. What about the maps?

(GASPS)

Are you going to get this windshield or not? Come on!

(HORN HONKING)

Honk that horn where the sun don't shine!

Steph, where are you going?

Oh, I can't stop shivering.

Then hold on.

That's what's making me shiver.

(STEPHANIE GIGGLING)

Nice ride.

We're home.

Shoot.

Phew!

I'm the one that can't stop shivering now.

(LAUGHS) Why?

Because...

There's something I should tell you.

What?

Oh, no. (MOTORCYCLES APPROACHING)

We've got company.

Check this out!

Oh... I can handle these guys.

That's the dude who popped Balmudo!

Yeah. Look who he's poppin' now.

When am I gonna see you again?

Friday night. Talent Show.

Let's go!

Out front, you hear?

Talent Show?

How did he know?

Hi.

What are you guys doing?

So, what's the story with the creep on the bike, Zinone?

What do you mean?

The story, the creep.

Yeah. The creep, the story, Stephanie.

Shut up, Goose.

Why don't you just leave her alone?

You shut up.

You, let's have it.

Have what? The story!

Personally, I think that...

ALL: We don't care, Sharon!

Look, Zinone, no chick of mine messes with no other creep except this...

Except me.

No chick of yours?

Someone's jealous.

Why don't you ever get jealous like that over me, Johnny?

Because I ain't jealous!

Why don't you just stay out of my life, then, huh, Johnny?

I'm out!

I catch you with that punk one more time,

I'll rearrange his face!

He's a dead man, you know what I'm saying? D-E-D.

Look, I think you better decide once and for all

just who belongs to who around here.

Oh, Paulette, you're making a scene.

Because I'm getting all mixed up,

and I don't like how that feels one little bit.

You know, you're embarrassing me.

(CLANGING) (SCREAMS)

I think you owe Paulette an apology.

Jerk!

Where are you going?

Forget about her.

Weirdos. Yeah, who needs broads?

Me. I get to second base with Sharon,

keep getting called out when I try to slide in to third.

Yeah, the poor guy bombed out in the bomb shelter.

Hey. Yeah.

I think we could all use a little guaranteed... (WHISTLES)

All-the-way action.

And I know just the place.

GOOSE: Yeah? LOUIS: Yeah?

♪ Well, come on and tell us, Johnny

♪ What's the secret of success?

♪ You gotta take a tip from the king of hip

♪ 'Cause you know that he's the best

♪ We're going prowling

♪ We're going prowling

(HOWLING)

♪ Tonight

♪ See you hungry for love

♪ Gotta find a chick who will give you more

♪ Well, there's a spot that I'll discover

♪ Where a guy's guaranteed to score

♪ I'm gonna show you cats some action

♪ Like you've never seen before

♪ We're gonna get some satisfaction

♪ Down at the grocery store

♪ We're going prowling

♪ Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight

♪ We're going prowling

♪ Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight

♪ We're going prow-ow-owling

♪ Walk, talk like a T-Bird tonight

♪ Tonight

(HOWLING)

♪ There's a female butcher

♪ At the luncheon meat display

♪ Well, don't you know?

♪ Got the best tongue in town ♪ That's right

♪ She delivers all night and day

♪ You see the apple of your eye

♪ Stacking peaches in a five-foot pile

♪ Just waitin' for some guy to come

♪ And take her rollin' down the aisle

♪ I'm going prowling

I like a debutante who comes across.

Now, that's what I call class.

Well, I like a tall girl with long legs

that come right up to her...

GOOSE: You know what I like?

I like a girl who's really smart,

provided that she's really stacked.

Yeah? Well, I love 'em all,

and they love me.

♪ 'Cause I'm the leader of this here pack, yeah

♪ We're gonna find ourselves some beauties

♪ Who are sad and all alone ♪ We're gonna find ourselves

♪ All alone ♪ We're gonna show them little beauties

♪ That we're T-Birds to the bone

♪ We're going prowlin' ♪ Walk, talk like a T-Bird

♪ Prowlin' ♪ Walk, talk like a T-Bird

♪ Prow-wow-wo-lin' ♪ Walk, talk like a T-Bird

♪ Tonight

♪ We're going prowlin' ♪

JOHNNY: Let's go for the sales tax. (GIRLS SCREAMING)

(BOYS LAUGHING)

(HOWLING)

Very nice, very nice.

We could win those albumens yet.

We can win those albumens.

We gotta get rid of the competition. Competition.

(SCATTING)

MISS MASON: Well, there is some very good work here.

And there here is also some very sloppy work here.

Miss Zinone, uh, I would like to see you

about your Shakespeare essay.

(BELL RINGS)

(MS. McGEE ON PA) Attention, please.

A few reminders of graduation activities.

The final dress rehearsal for the Talent Show is Thursday afternoon.

Also, will all students on the decoration committee

for the Lani Kai Lani Luau on Saturday report to Coach Calhoun after school.

STEPHANIE: Who asked him to write all that stuff anyway?

I guess she didn't like your paper.

No kidding. I gotta write the whole thing over again.

Do you want some help?

I don't know.

Think it over.

It's not a difficult decision.

Steph, you coming?

STEPHANIE: Yeah.

I'll think about it.

You know, I usually don't do this bad in English.

It's just that I got other stuff on my mind these days.

Anything I can help you with?

No, it's not with school. Forget it.

Let's just get this stuff over with.

All right.

Where do you want to start?

(SIGHS)

It's this guy.

What guy?

Oh, forget it.

I'm trying, but you're not making it very easy.

(SIGHS) I had this idea of Mr. Right, remember?

Which is a stupid idea, right?

Right.

And then out of nowhere, he shows up, like some dream or something.

Who?

Mr. Right.

Oh, right.

And then the crazy thing is that I've seen him twice now.

And both times he's wearing these goggles. I don't even know who he is.

Mr. Right? Right. Right.

Don't you think that's kinda weird?

Not weird weird,

but, like, exciting weird?

So, what's the problem then?

Well, the problem is that maybe he's just not everything I imagined.

What if, behind those goggles, he's just like some ordinary guy?

What if he is, eh?

What if, maybe we should get back to the Shakespeare essay.

Stephanie... You know what, I figured out what Hamlet's big problem is.

No ketchup!

He seemed to get along pretty well without it.

They never put ketchup on, even when you ask for it.

How can you eat a hamburger with no ketchup?

I wouldn't know. Could you shoot that over here?

Where were we?

Well, uh, you'd figured out the problem with their hamburgers.

No ketchup. Right.

And you know what his big problem is?

No laughs. I mean, the guy's got to lighten up, right?

Right. Bite?

No, thanks.

Uh, who are we talking about now?

Hamlet.

Oh, right.

(LAUGHS)

"Hamlet went totally nuts when he caught his mother doing it in the sack with his uncle."

Not so great, right?

Well, you seem to have the right idea.

But you could have said something like, um,

"Hamlet was tormented

"by his mother's incestuous relationship with his uncle."

(LAUGHING) Incestuous...

Oh, God.

Mason's going to flip when she reads this.

"Incestuous."

You're a really smart guy, you know that?

You must think I am some kinda dummy, huh?

Actually, I think you're kind of terrific.

Get out of here.

You're the terrific one. I mean, you know all this deep junk and everything.

I don't understand that deep junk any better than you do, really.

I just, uh, seem to know a few big words that impress English teachers,

like our friend Miss Mason, that's all.

Well, you impressed me.

And I give credit to who I want, okay?

To whom?

To who, to whom, to you, that's whom.

So learn how to take a compliment, all right?

All right.

Hey, how about a hamburger for my friend here? Loaded?

Uh, with ketchup.

Double ketchup.

There are some very cool, very scorable broads who hang out in this joint.

Cool? Scorable? Whatnot. (CHUCKLES)

Very nice.

Very nice.

STEPHANIE: I bet there's lots of girls at Rydell

that would love to go out with a guy like you.

What about you? Me? Yeah, right.

Are you kidding? That's all I need right now.

No, I wasn't.

(SIGHS) Oh, God. Look, I didn't mean anything wrong,

but we're just different types, that's all.

Different types? What do you mean?

Look, there's a Pink Lady code, okay? Pink Lady code?

Well, to quote Dolores, "The code stinks."

(SIGHS)

Hi.

So, what's this? Nerd's night out?

What are you, a cop?

Sure picked up a lot of new friends, Zinone.

I guess the T-Birds ain't the class act no more, huh?

Yeah, I guess we ain't the class act no more, huh? Goose.

Yo, Johnny. You wait for me inside.

Uh, Johnny, I don't want to eat alone. You go on!

(SIGHS) What do you want, Johnny?

Yeah, well, I... I just wanted to let you know that...

I'm officially declaring us as an item officially over.

You're declaring? That's correct.

(SIGHS) Okay, fine, okay? You've declared it.

It's over. Can I go now?

Just like that, huh?

I got one more thing to say to you.

That jacket you are wearing is T-Bird property.

You wanna leave the party?

Drop the jacket at the door on your way out.

I got a rep to protect.

So, don't damage the rep, and we don't damage new friends, dig?

So, what happened? She, uh...

She take the nerd's brains over your brawns?

Look, I dumped her, and not versa-vice, got it?

Right, sure, Johnny.

Don't worry about it.

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(CLAMORING)

All right! Cherry pie!

God! Davey!

MICHAEL: ♪ I'm all dressed up

♪ In my finest attitude

♪ Pretending

♪ I don't care

♪ Guess I really messed up

♪ By trying to be two

♪ When only one heart

♪ Can be there

♪ Why can't I be

♪ Just what I am

♪ And speak my love

♪ Without any shame?

♪ Why can't she see

♪ What I am

♪ Is a costumed fool

♪ Trapped in a tragic game?

♪ Charades

♪ And pretty lies

♪ They hide

♪ What's deep inside me

♪ Charades

♪ Conceal me

♪ But can't you feel

♪ The real me

♪ The real me

♪ Behind my charades

♪ Oh, please don't mind me

♪ Performing at my hardest

♪ As I paint

♪ Upon the air

♪ You won't find me

♪ 'Cause it's a portrait of the artist

♪ As the man

Look! Look, programs for the Talent Show!

♪ Who isn't there

♪ Charades

♪ And pretty lies

♪ They hide

♪ What's deep inside me

♪ Charades

♪ Can't see me

♪ But can't you feel

♪ The real me

♪ The real me

♪ Behind my charades

♪ Can't you feel the real me

♪ Behind my charades

♪ Have I lost the real me

♪ Behind my

♪ Charades ♪

(INDISTINCT TALKING)

GIRL: Girls! Girls! I'm so nervous!

How do I look? You look perfect. Just remember,

have lots of fun tonight. Oh, okay. Thanks.

And good luck. Yeah, good luck!

He said he'd meet her up front.

How anyone can get so hot and bothered over someone they don't even know,

is totally beyond me.

Sharon. What?

She's got a crush.

(MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING)

I'll be back.

Johnny, it's that guy!

This time, we get him, Zinone!

Johnny, no!

Johnny!

(TIRES SQUEAL) Rhonda, Rhonda go!

They're gonna kill him! Who's killing who?

Sharon, open the door.

Move over! Where are we going?

STEPHANIE: I don't know! Just go!

(SCREAMING)

(HORN HONKING)

Oh, my God!

We're going to die! And I'm wearing my mother's underwear!

RHONDA: Steph, where are we going?

STEPHANIE: I don't know! Just follow them! Here they come!

I figured the guy to slow up.

Right?

Yeah.

It ain't our fault the guy don't slow up.

Huh, Johnny?

It's gotta be at least 100 feet to the other side.

Johnny?

Yeah!

Yeah. What can I say?

If he didn't make it, he ain't going to look too pretty.

Where is he?

He ain't down there.

What do you mean he ain't down there? Where'd he go? Biker heaven?

STEPHANIE: (SOBBING) I know he's dead.

JOHNNY: Yeah, well, it's obvious.

He made the jump. I could do that.

Yeah, you could jump that, Johnny.

Let's go.

I know I'll never see him again.

Come on!

What have I done? Nothing, Steph.

He'll be okay. Steph, nobody rides like him.

There's nothing even down there.

Come on. We got to get out of here. You can't stay here.

Come on, we're gonna be late.

Look, you saw him. He jumped over a cop car at Bowl-a-Rama!

And that was a really big jump!

SHARON: He'll show up. I know it! I just know it!

♪ If your sweetheart

(GIRLS SCREAMING)

♪ Sends a letter

♪ Of goodbye...

If I stand there... Don't worry about it. It looks fine.

Hi, Johnny. Hi.

Hold it!

What are you, crazy?

Come on, Paulette. Look, I told you before.

You're... You're not gonna go out there like that!

Oh, I know, I gotta put a little something on my face.

You have got to put a little something on your body!

But I gotta dress like this, Johnny, I'm summer. What?

Look, get yourself a pair of galoshes...

(STUTTERING) A snowsuit, a scarf and be winter.

And that is Johnny Nogerelli's final word.

Yeah?

Well, you want to hear my final word, Mr. Push- Everyone-Around Nogerelli?

Maybe you can bully some chicks in this school... Be cool, Paulette.

But this chick has been bullied by one Johnny Nogerelli for the last time!

I may not be the classiest chick in this school... Ow!

...but I'm the best you're ever gonna get!

So, take it or leave it!

♪ And the cloudy sky

♪ So let your hair down

♪ And go on... ♪

Let go.

Let go of me! Get...

(YELLING)

Stop that!

JOHNNY: Shut up!

Quiet!

And now, Martin Meisner and his red-hot accordion.

Let's go practice up in the can.

Johnny, we got nothing to worry about.

Don't worry, Johnny, we're gonna have...

Hey, the albumens are ours.

(SCATTING)

Hey, he's taking our jackets.

Hey. Hey, come on, guys. Ow! Ow!

(ALL YELLING)

(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

(PLAYING)

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

Thank you, Martin Meisner.

(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)

And now, I have the great pleasure

to introduce the T-Bones.

(APPLAUSE)

(GIRLS SQUEALING)

Come on, Steph.

♪ We're goin' prowlin', prowlin'

♪ Tonight

♪ Tonight ♪

(RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE)

The T-Bones. Birds! Birds.

And now, the Calendar Girls

in A Girl For All Seasons.

(APPLAUSE)

(MUSIC INTRO)

♪ I'll be yours in springtime

♪ When the flowers are in bloom

♪ We'll wander through the meadows

♪ In all their sweet perfume

♪ And every night I'll hold you tight

♪ Beneath that April moon

♪ Ah-ah-ah

♪ I'll be your girl for all seasons

♪ All the year through

♪ Your girl for all seasons

♪ 'Cause I love

♪ Yes, I love to be everything to you

♪ Just you

♪ I'll be yours in summer

♪ When we're playing in the sand

♪ We'll spend the day together

♪ Making love and getting tanned

♪ And on the beach at sunset

♪ When we're walking hand in hand

♪ Ah-ah-ah

♪ I'll be your girl for all seasons

♪ All the year through

♪ Your girl for all seasons

♪ 'Cause I love

♪ Yes, I love to be everything to you

♪ Just you

♪ If you fall in the fall you'll see

♪ September can be heavenly

♪ If you fall, say you'll fall for me

♪ When autumn leaves are falling from the tree

♪ I'll be yours in winter

♪ When the snow is on the ground

♪ I'll warm you through December

♪ And I'll always be around

SHARON: What's wrong with Stephanie? It looks like she forgot the words.

Somebody help her with the words.

GOOSE: Johnny, it's that guy. JOHNNY: This time, we get him, Zinone!

STEPHANIE: Johnny! Where is he?

LOUIS: He ain't down there. JOHNNY: What do you mean he ain't down there?

Where'd he go?

STEPHANIE: (SOBBING) I know he's dead.

Louis, pull the curtain.

I'll be back.

What's the matter?

♪ No more secret rendezvous

Stephanie, what's wrong?

♪ I'm gonna miss

♪ All the things we'll never do

♪ Oh, I just can't believe

♪ You left me here alone

♪ How in this world

♪ Can I make it on my own?

MICHAEL: ♪ Remember, I love you

♪ I won't be far away

♪ Baby, close your eyes

♪ And think of yesterday

♪ And we'll be there

♪ Together

BOTH: ♪ Love will turn back

♪ The hands of time

♪ Whoa-oh, turn back

♪ Whoa-oh, turn back

♪ The hands of time

STEPHANIE: ♪ Whoa-oh, baby, don't you know?

♪ It's hard to let you go

♪ Save all your dreams

♪ And keep me in your heart

♪ It hurts to say goodbye

♪ No matter how I try

MICHAEL: ♪ Love will survive

♪ Even though we have to part

Stephanie, please don't cry.

Oh, it all seems so unfair.

Just when I found you, I lost you.

That doesn't matter now.

The only thing that matters is that I love you.

And you're the only one who can keep our love alive.

So, Stephanie, don't forget me.

I promise.

♪ Remember

♪ I love you

♪ You won't be far away

♪ I just close my eyes

♪ And bring back yesterday

♪ And we'll be there

♪ Together

♪ Love will turn back

♪ The hands of time

♪ Whoa-oh, turn back

♪ The hands of time, we'll turn back

♪ Whoa-oh, turn back

♪ Whoa-oh, turn back

♪ The hands of time we'll turn back ♪

(APPLAUSE)

And now, the winners of the Talent Contest,

and the King and Queen of the Lani Kai Lani Luau, Mr. Nogerelli...

And Miss Zinone.

Please, Miss Zinone, remember you're a queen.

Smile, Stephanie. You won the whole Talent Show.

The girls' division, Paulette. That's not so bad.

Everyone, bow. And we'll see you all at the Luau tomorrow.

I can't believe we won half the records. All the Tichokski and Choppin.

What are you talkin'? No Roy Orbisons?

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING CONTINUE)

(MUSIC INTRO)

♪ Well a-wob-bob-a-hula Rock-a-hula-rock-a-hula

♪ Luau, luau, luau, luau

♪ A-wham-bamma-lamma

♪ Shanga langa, langa, langa

♪ Luau, luau, luau, luau

♪ Rah-rah Rydell

♪ Whama lamma lamma lamma

♪ Rock-a-hula luau! Wow!

♪ Come-a come-a come-a To the rock-a-hula luau

♪ Everybody's here and we're waitin' for you now

♪ We're gonna stick together and we won't let go

♪ We're lettin' everybody know

♪ It's a luau

♪ A rock-a-hula luau

You know, it's girls like that who give summer fun a bad name.

♪ Come-a come-a come-a come-a We're gettin' it on now

♪ Summer, summer, summer Is a-comin' along now

♪ I wish it was forever 'cause it feels so right

♪ Don't you worry, honey, we'll be rockin' all night at the luau

♪ A rock-a-hula luau

♪ Summer is coming

♪ We're all here together

♪ If only this feeling

♪ Could go on forever

♪ Summer is coming

♪ We'll always remember

♪ Summer is coming right now

♪ Rock-a-hula luau

♪ It's a rock, rock-a-hula luau

♪ Uh-huh

♪ Rock-a-hula luau

♪ Rock-a-hula luau

♪ Hula, hula, hula, hula... ♪

MS. McGEE: As the sun sets on the Lani Kai Lani Luau, a reminder to our seniors,

in the words of our very own President Kennedy,

"Think not what your country can do for you,

"but what you can do for your country."

Now, will the King and Queen of the Luau

take their appointed positions on the Pool of Enchantment.

(CHEERING)

CROWD: (CHANTING) Hula! Hula!

Come on, we're havin' a good time. It's a luau.

Will you stop it! What are you doing?

I dropped the cigarette! I'm burnin' myself.

You're gonna burn us up with that cigarette! Can't you put it out?

You'll knock us over! Will you cut it out?

I'm tryin' to be cool here.

Rhonda, you get me out of here right now.

You be quiet!

Your doctor is quite right, Mr. Spears.

The school environment is so much better for you than the hospital.

But I am encouraged at... Hello, dear!

At the way you've been looking lately.

You look so...

Mr. Spears!

Oh, good heavens!

(SCREAMS)

Whoo-hoo, hoo! (CACKLING)

Sit down, Stephanie. Quit foolin'!

(GIRLS SCREAMING)

Will you help me row, Stephanie? Stop yelling at me!

Get out of the way!

(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

Haul ass, wimps!

Get off of me! Will you help me row!

Get out of here!

Stuck in a pool with a chick! Birds, get 'em!

I got one! I got one!

Oh, sorry.

Get off!

I didn't mean it.

Hey, Balmudo!

Hey, that's the guy who decked me.

It's him.

It's him. It's him!

(ENGINE REVS)

(ALL SCREAMING)

STEPHANIE: He's alive!

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

What's wrong with you guys, man?

You've ruined everything! You've ruined our Luau!

(SCREAMING)

Michael! It's Michael!

Michael.

You? You made that jump?

Shakespeare?

I thought you were dead.

You?

Move it! Move it! I'll rearrange his...

PAULETTE: Hey!

What? Nothing.

(CHUCKLING) No.

Yeah. Yeah, Johnny.

Yeah, well, you got one more jump, Mr, uh, Cool Rider, Shakespeare, uh, Carrington.

Wait a second. Haven't we had enough of this?

She's got a point, Johnny.

Hey, Davey's got a point, Johnny.

Lou's got a point about Davey's point.

Shut up, all of you! I've got a point to make, too.

Jacket. One T-Bird jacket.

Jacket.

Jacket.

For starters, let's see how it looks.

(CROWD MURMURING)

Very nice.

Okay.

Paisan! Bird!

All right. All right.

Listen, I gotta talk to you.

We can't see each other anymore because, you know,

I've sort of got another man on my hands now.

Oh, right.

(INAUDIBLE)

That's the breaks.

JOHNNY: What's everybody lookin' at? Disperse!

(WHISPERS) Stephanie.

I never thought you'd kiss me if you knew who I was.

Are you crazy?

I got two for the price of one.

Are you certain?

I've never been certainer.

More certain.

(LAUGHING)

The certainest.

The certainest. Yeah, I like that.

I'd love to kiss you again.

(MUSIC STARTS)

♪ You were the one, the one in my dreams

♪ But I never knew it

♪ I wanted to tell you time and again

♪ But I couldn't do it

♪ All that you are is all that I need

♪ No more pretending

♪ Now I can be me You can be you

♪ And we're never ending Whoa-oh oh

♪ We'll be

♪ Together

♪ Always

♪ Together

♪ Like birds

♪ Of a feather

♪ Forever and ever

♪ We'll be together

♪ I like what you got I guess it's okay

♪ If you want to show it

♪ I am what I am and I'm all for you

♪ Just want you to know it

♪ Will I ever score?

♪ There's nothin' wrong with just likin' each other

♪ We all had our doubts But it's workin' out

♪ With one another Woah-oh, oh

♪ We'll be

♪ Together

♪ Always

♪ Together

♪ Like birds

♪ Of a feather

♪ Forever and ever

♪ We'll be together

♪ We'll be

♪ Together

♪ Always

♪ Together

♪ Like birds

♪ Of a feather

♪ Forever and ever

♪ Like birds

♪ Of a feather

♪ Forever and ever

♪ We'll be

♪ Together

♪ Always

♪ Together

♪ We'll be

♪ Together

♪ Always

♪ Together ♪

♪ I gotta go back, back

♪ Back to school again

♪ You won't find me till the clock strikes 3:00

♪ I'm gonna be there till then

♪ I gotta go back, back

♪ Back to school again

♪ Whoa, whoa, I gotta go

♪ Back to school again

♪ Geometry and History, it's just a pain

♪ Biology and Chemistry destroys my brain

♪ But don't they know that I deserve a better fate?

♪ I'm really much too young to matriculate

♪ Well, Mama, please

♪ Your child's come down with a fatal disease

♪ Mama said

♪ "Come on, you lazy bum and get your butt outta bed

♪ "You gotta go back, back,

♪ "Back to school again

♪ "It's bye-bye, fun Get your homework done

♪ "It better be in by 10:00"

♪ I gotta go back, back,

♪ Back to school again

♪ Whoa, whoa, I gotta go

♪ Back to school again

♪ I got my books together and I dragged my feet

♪ And then I saw this angel boppin' down the street

♪ I said, "Hey, pretty baby, how's about a date?"

♪ She said, "I'm going to school and I can't be late"

♪ Well, I could see

♪ The look in her eyes was sayin', "Follow me"

♪ And I was caught

♪ I thought of playin' hooky but on second thought

♪ I gotta go back, back,

♪ Back to school again

♪ You won't find me till the clock strikes 3:00

♪ I'm gonna be there till then

♪ I gotta go back, back

♪ Back to school again

♪ Whoa, whoa, I gotta go

♪ Back to school

♪ Again! ♪