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(BIRD CAWING)

(DOG BARKING)

(HORSE SNORTING)

(CHICKENS CLUCKING)

(SHEEP BLEATING)

(PANTING)

(BARKING)

(CHUCKLES) All right, now.

I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back.

(CHICKENS CLUCKING)

(COW MOOING)

(ENGINE REVVING)

Clear!

Hey, Jerry, how's your mama?

Oh, yeah, it's a beautiful day. Well, time to go to work.

Morning, Ben.

Thanks, Miles.

Let me know if you see Otis.

Oh, I'm staying out of that one.

Okay, meeting's in five minutes.

Okay, boss.

And I want everyone present.

(SNIFFING)

Duke, have you seen Otis?

Nope, I haven't seen him.

Now where was I? Oh, oh, yeah.

(BLEATING)

(LAUGHTER)

(SCOFFS) The Jersey cows.

Hey, Benny boy.

Hi.

(SNICKERS)

Hey, yo.

Hey, uh, you seen Otis around?

Yes, I know exactly where Otis is.

You boys just steer clear of Otis, all right?

Oh, anything you say there, Ben.

We'll take a rain check on the meeting, though.

Yeah, rain check.

Yeah, that, huh. Check.

Hey.

(LAUGHING)

Hey, I stepped in something. What's on my hoof?

(CHICKENS CHEEPING)

Etta?

(SIGHS)

Otis?

Oh, Ben, don't worry.

I'm sure he's heading for the meeting right now.

OTIS: Okay, let go. Let go. I--I--I--I got it.

PIP: He said, "Let go."

PIG: All right. He's okay.

All right, boys, here's the dealio.

It's a little creation of mine I like to call "hill surfing."

PIP: Watch your hoof.

PIG: I'll spot you. I'll spot you.

A-A-Are you sure this is safe, Otis?

(EXCLAIMS) Peck! Come on, safe?

It's completely safe! Since when isn't surfing safe?

PIG: He's got a point.

Okay, salt lick.

Slurp.

It's go time!

I'll try it. I'm down.

Shotgun!

Piggyback!

Never! You are all gonna die.

(SNIFFING)

Freddy?

Nothing.

Whoa! Wait a second. Photo op.

PIP: Okay, get together!

(CHUCKLING)

Hey, Pig?

What?

Where'd you get that apple?

This apple?

Oh, well, it originally was attached to this.

Oh.

(CREAKING)

(NERVOUSLY) U-U-Uh, Otis?

What? What? What happened?

PIP: You know, it's times like this when I really like to say...

Oh, caca!

OTIS: You didn't do that!

(ALL SCREAMING)

♪ Back on the farm Where I was born

♪ The barnyard Where I is goin'

♪ Down in the country Out in the city

♪ Jumpin' in the mud A kind of game, I guess

♪ I'm in the mud And the mud's in me

Okay, okay! Look, this is bad enough!

Please, no one scream, "Tree!"

ALL: Tree!

♪ Down on the farm When the sun gets hot

♪ Do the best you can In the world we got

♪ When the storm comes The rain's gonna fall

(WHOOPING)

Let's surf!

(ALL SCREAMING)

♪ I'm in the mud And the mud's in me

♪ I'm in the mud And the mud's in me

Hang on now, boys! Yeah! Hang hoof!

Otis? Are we supposed to not yell, "Rock"?

♪ Well, well, well!

We got a gusher!

(WHOOPS)

(ALL SCREAMING)

♪ Well, back on the farm Where I was born ♪

Chicken farm!

Oh, I get it. We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock",

but you get to yell, "Chicken farm."

(CHICKEN CLUCKING)

(ANIMALS CHATTERING)

Morning, everyone.

Okay, before we get started, we have a birthday.

Everett the dog turned 13 today.

(ANIMALS CLAPPING)

Boy, those dog years are rough, huh?

(BLOWS WHISTLE)

Also, remember it's...

(YELLING)

(CHICKEN CLUCKING)

Whassup?

(CLEARING THROAT)

Hey, Pop. Look, I know you're probably

looking for an explanation

regarding the, uh, the, uh, exploded chicken on me,

and--and the sticky black... The oil stuff.

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

(MUMBLING)

(LAUGHING)

You are gonna love this! I'll tell you... You the most, because

you, my friend, are a laugher. And every...

Didn't we all know that? Right?

Just take a seat.

I'll... I'll-- I'll take a seat.

(CHUCKLING)

Cool.

(GROANS)

Oh, sorry about that.

Little tight.

As I was saying,

remember tonight at the hoedown, it's free cider night.

Hey. Hey, Pig, uh, I think there's a dead bee in your nostril.

Oh.

(BEE BUZZING)

That's not dead.

Okay, the first matter at hand: gray market goods.

As if I needed to say it again.

The purchase of human articles from the gopher underground

is strictly prohibited.

(ON CELL PHONE) Hello, Moto!

(MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE)

(CHUCKLING) Hey, Otis. Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are...

(WHISPERING) Yeah, this really isn't the best time.

Hang on a second. Frankie, come here. Frankie, come here.

No, I'm not... Come here. I'm not gonna hurt you. Frankie, come here.

I told you never to do that again, as long as I live!

Now, put it over there! Now!

Sorry about that. Frankie's out of hand.

Oh, the Nikes. What's the make again?

Yeah. Yeah, I really should go, Mr. Jordan Air.

(CHUCKLING)

Wrong number.

Thank you.

Second item.

Lest I remind you, this is coyote season.

ALL: That's right.

These are ruthless and desperate creatures.

Rule number one: stay in groups.

Rule number two: stay inside the perimeter of the fence at all times.

And number three: be careful out there.

Okay, let's hit it.

(MOOING)

(ANIMALS CLAMORING)

And leaving quickly. Walking out. Walking out. Step, step, step wider...

BEN: Otis, why don't you stick around for a minute?

He's scary. Bye.

Okay, Miles. What do you think?

I think you're lucky.

Most cows only have four hooves,

but you're gonna have an extra one right up your...

Okay, that's nice. Dad!

Sit.

And I'm sitting.

Okay. First off,

I don't even want to know who was on the other end of that phone.

It was the gophers, wasn't it?

Well, I...

No, I don't want to know. Was it the gophers?

Here's...

No, don't. I don't want to know.

Why do you do this to me? How do you think that makes me look?

So this... This is about you?

Where were you this morning, Otis?

I was having a little fun. I mean, you should try it.

I--I--It starts with a smile, then slowly builds and...

You promised to help me with the brush around the fence.

You know it's coyote season.

Geez, coyotes. I--I don't get it.

What's the big deal? They're coyotes.

Them tiny, us big! What are they gonna do?

You have a lot to learn.

And you know what, I--I don't get the fence thing.

(CHUCKLES) Really, i-it can't keep them out.

That fence defines our space.

And as long as I'm still kicking,

no animal will be harmed inside that fence.

Okay, t-that's what you do. You.

Okay, if you're trying to groom me to be the big leader,

just give it up. It's not me, Pop.

I mean, if I were in charge, things would be different.

Every animal for himself. That's the way it should be.

Otis.

A strong man stands up for himself.

A stronger man stands up for others.

Oh, shoot. You know, I forgot my pen.

And your shift tonight?

I'll be there.

Otis, you're gonna have to grow up one day.

You'll never be happy if you spend all your time goofing off.

No? Just watch me.

(GRUMBLES)

(OTIS YELLING)

Manabunga!

♪ I don't need no TV I don't need no news

♪ All I need is a bumping beat

♪ To bump away my blues

(FREDDY LAUGHING)

Oh, Freddy, is this great or what?

Oh, yeah. I could just eat your head right off!

I mean... You know, it's-- it's fun up here.

♪ Boom, bang, boom Bang, bang, boom, bang Boom, bang, bang

♪ I gotta let it all out Do my thing

♪ Boom, boom, boom And a bang, bang, bang

♪ Boom, bang, boom Bang, bang, boom, bang Boom, bang, bang

Pip?

♪ Do your thing

I'd go with the wood on this one.

♪ Do your thing

♪ Make my body sing

♪ Do your thing

♪ Do your thing

♪ Your thing, my thing Oh, oh, oh, oh

(CHUCKLES)

Oh! That's what I'm talking about! Sweet mama!

GUARD: Hey, there's animals over there!

Who let them loose?

ANNOUNCER ON TV: Oh, doctor! What a game we have here today!

♪ Release the need inside of you

Yeah!

He got the ball on the 30. He's down on the 20. Lifts it up...

It's a touchdown!

ALL: Yeah!

(CHEERING)

♪ Boom, bang, boom Bang, bang, boom, bang Boom, bang, bang

♪ Do your thing

♪ Do your thing Make my body sing

♪ Do your thing

♪ Do your thing

♪ Your thing, my thing Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

(ALL GUFFAWING)

(PIP EXCLAIMING)

PIP: Bacon!

Hamburger!

Chorizo!

Filet!

What are you doing?

I'm naming the kinds of cuts of meat

to the animal I'm jumping on.

Machaca!

Pork chops!

Rump roast!

You know what? You don't need to be doing this.

MADDY: Oaty-oaty! Oaty-oaty!

Hi, Oaty.

Hey, Maddy. Looking good over there.

Chubba Face, you crazy cow.

Say, "I'm smooshy."

(MUFFLED) I am smooshy.

(BOTH GIGGLING)

Okay, now you.

Say, "Boy, is it windy."

Boy, is it windy.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

MADDY: My turn, my turn.

Okay, chick. Just run along now.

Bye, Oaty.

(GROANS)

All righty.

(GIGGLING)

Hey, who is she?

They just showed up. Farmer took them in.

Thank you, Farmer.

Yeah, something happened with their herd.

They're the only two that made it.

Hmm.

She needs a friend.

PIP: Wait, wait, wait!

Excuse me, but I, uh, couldn't help notice you over there.

(GASPING) Whoa!

(CHUCKLING) Hey! Oh, look at you. You're all...

Pregnant?

Uh, yeah, sure. I mean...

Really? 'Cause, I mean, i-i-it isn't that noticeable, you know.

(GIGGLING)

I mean, especially when you stand straight on,

and you don't look at it.

You know, when you turn to the side, it gets a little lumpy.

I mean glowy. Glowy. It's a glow.

(CLEARING THROAT)

I'm... I'm Otis.

Uh-uh. Back off, Daisy. There's an "L" on that boy's forehead.

No, that's just me, the contortion mouse.

(GIGGLING)

C!

X!

N!

Q!

Oh, man, you're killing me, dude.

(PIP SCREAMING)

Look, I just wanted to welcome you to the barnyard.

I'm sure that you and your...

Not looking. The key word, "not".

Work with me. Not looking.

This is my friend, Bessy.

Yeah, she's a cupcake.

(GIGGLING)

It was nice to meet you, Otis.

Yeah, too you.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Uh, you know what? Uh, switch--switch those.

Oh, boy.

There's nothing for you there,

but I kind of like her friend.

(GABBLING)

He's out!

(MOOING)

All clear! Sweet!

(ANIMALS CHEERING)

♪ Now, every heifer, every cow Hold tight to your udders now

♪ Farmer Brown is bedding down

♪ Let's turn this barn into funky town

♪ Chickens on the left Dance with your neighbor

♪ Hogs, don't slobber on the pool table

(YELLING)

♪ Try to go easy on the manure

♪ It's a dance floor, not a sewer

(ANIMALS CHEERING)

♪ Here we go, do-si-do Here we go, do-si-do

Put this thing on hot!

BARN BOYS: ♪ Better hold on tight When we go hitting the hay

♪ You better hold on tight and pray

♪ You better hold on tight When we go hitting the hay

♪ Darling, you better run 'Cause I won't hold back them horses

♪ Hitting the hay We'll go hitting the hay

♪ We will rumble and tumble Night and day

(CHUCKLES)

(SCATTING)

♪ Here we go again Come grab your friend

♪ Shake him up, shake him down Try to get a good blend

♪ Here we go, do-si-do Here we go

(YELLS)

CAT: ♪ First you hold on tight

PIG: ♪ Hold on tight

♪ Then you dance all night

♪ Dance all night

BARN BOYS: ♪ Hit the hay!

♪ Better hold on tight When we go hitting the hay

♪ You better hold on tight and pray

(CLUCKING)

♪ You better hold on tight When we go hitting the hay

Oh.

♪ Hitting the hay We'll go hitting the hay

♪ We will rumble and tumble Night and day

♪ We'll go hitting the hay We'll go hitting the hay

♪ With our backsides shaking We'll go hitting the hay ♪

Wow! This is amazing.

BESSY: What you looking at?

What? You--You want some of this?

Oh, yeah, I didn't think so.

Sit right here, honey.

Oh, the flowers are beautiful.

(BUZZING)

Huh?

See? On time, just like I...

Right.

(GROANING) Cramp! That's a cramp!

Oh, it's cramping!

(GRUNTING)

And release.

Hello, Son.

Dad,

I've been thinking,

and, well, I'm willing to accept your apology.

Really?

Sure. I mean, it's only right. I mean...

Okay. Uh...

I don't mean to let you down, Pop.

I'm just out trying to have some fun.

It's a beautiful night.

I remember when I used to sit out here with your sister.

I don't have a sister.

Oh, yeah.

That was you, wasn't it?

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Thank you, all right.

So, are we okay?

We're okay.

Great.

See, 'cause I wanted to ask you something.

Uh, my friends are all going to the barn tonight,

and not that it matters either way to me,

but evidently, I'm needed.

I'm a sort of an integral part of a musical number.

Yeah, I tried to tell them no, you know? But they were just so...

Yeah, I told them... I told,

"My dad's not gonna wanna cover my shift.

"I mean, it's my shift, not his. It isn't his!" You know?

"I don't want to be selfish. What's mine is mine, and..."

What do you think?

(SIGHS)

Otis...

I never thought I was gonna amount to much.

I certainly didn't think I'd be in charge of anything.

But that all changed one day.

It was the day you showed up.

I head out into the meadow

and I see this little baby calf all alone,

stumbling around.

You know, before you became a nightmare.

Well, I took you home that night,

and I know it doesn't sound possible,

but I looked up into the sky

and I would have swore

I saw the stars dance.

At that moment, I knew my place was here,

taking care of things.

I guess you helped me realize that.

I love you, Son.

You still want to go, don't you?

Yeah, I really do.

Uh, not that your stuff... Y-You know,

the stuff you're saying isn't nifty and everything...

No one says "nifty".

I say "nifty." I do, and sometimes even "swifty." I'll say that.

Very impressive.

Go ahead, have fun. I'll cover your shift.

Thanks, Pop. You're the best.

Otis?

Yeah?

Be the stronger man.

Yeah. Yeah, that's that saying thing, right?

"A strong man stands up for himself.

"A stronger man can bridge the gap between..."

(MUMBLES)

Got it locked in the vault.

See? I learn.

(COYOTE HOWLING)

(BOOMBASTIC PLAYING)

♪ Mr. Boombastic

♪ What you want is a boombastic, romantic, fantastic lover

♪ She call me Mr. Boombastic Say me fantastic

♪ Touch me in me back She says I'm Mr. Romantic

♪ Call me fantastic

♪ Touch me in me back She says I'm Mr. Ro...

♪ Smooth

Who's here? Moo! It's me! Moo!

Whassup? Milk me!

Hey, babe.

(WHOOPING)

My barn. That's right, my barn.

(GIGGLES)

(NEIGHING)

You're late. Come on.

He's a real winner, that one.

Oh, stop. I think he's kind of cute.

♪ Lay down in my Jacuzzi and get some bubble bath

♪ Only sound you will hear is the beating of my heart

♪ And we will mmm-mmm

♪ And have some sweet pillow talk

♪ I'm Boombastic, really fantastic

♪ Mr. Boom Boom Boom Boom ♪

ROOT: Give it up for the one and only, Biggy Cheese!

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

We're gonna have some fun tonight, y'all.

Hey, Buck. Get your hooves off the stage.

You ain't in show business.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(RAZZING)

What, were you raised in a barn?

(CHAIR CREAKS)

Well, you're a good horse. Okay...

What you looking at, Turkey?

Somebody pass me the cranberry sauce.

Dead turkey walking.

We all gonna die, but we don't know the date.

We know your date, Thanksgiving!

Okay, to kick things off tonight, I got a special treat.

Back by popular demand.

Ladies, this one's for you.

Our own Otis and the Crew!

(DOWN ON THE FARM PLAYING)

♪ Well, down on the farm

♪ Where they all ask for you

(MUSIC PLAYING AT DISTANCE)

Parties all hours of the night.

(SCOFFS)

What--What is that farmer up to? You know what?

I'm gonna call someone.

Oh, leave him be.

Well, I'll just call whoever I want, whenever I want to.

That's exactly what I'll do.

Because I know what a rave is, Mr. Lump.

(SNORING)

"I'm going to sit and watch TV and be a lump."

Okay, Mr. Lumpy. It's just not right.

OTIS: ♪ They all ask for you

♪ They all ask for you

(HOOTING)

♪ Down on the farm

♪ They all ask for you ♪

(HOOTING)

(ALL CLAMORING)

(HOOTS LOUDLY)

(BANGING ON DOOR)

I'll check it.

It's all right. Calm down. It's just the pizza guy.

I'm on it.

Watch out. I got it. I got it.

Pizza, pizza, pizza.

Thanks. You want change?

No, keep it.

So, you really ordered a lot of pizzas, huh?

Well, yes. We're having a big human party.

Just a party. A big one.

With us celebrating our humanness.

Dude, I love parties! Can I...

No.

Oh, okay. Well, then, I'll... Uh, I'll see you.

(GASPING)

Ouch!

Uh, my arm fell off.

My, uh... My fake arm, I mean.

Wow, I am so sorry about that.

Do you need any help?

No, I don't like help.

It's just against my religion. I'm... I'm a Nohelpian.

Oh, cool, I'm a Lutheran.

What about this?

You know what? You keep it. You know, it's dirty now.

Really? All right.

Dude, I got a arm!

Yeah! Righteous!

(GABBLING)

(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

(CAR PULLING AWAY)

(I WON'T BACK DOWN PLAYING)

♪ Well, I won't back down

♪ No, I won't back down

♪ You can stand me up at the gates of hell

♪ But I won't back down

♪ Gonna stand my ground

♪ Won't be turned around

♪ And I'll keep this world from dragging me down

♪ Gonna stand my ground ♪

(RUSTLING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(GASPS)

Shh.

Good evening, ladies.

Sorry to call on you so late in the evening,

but we did have a previous engagement.

(LAUGHING)

Now, we're gonna take six of you.

Anyone makes a sound, we don't mind the extra company.

Boys, take your pick.

You won't be taking any hens tonight.

(GROWLS)

And you're gonna stop us? Hmm?

Is that what's gonna happen? Are you gonna stop us, hen?

How are you gonna do that? Huh?

(LAUGHING MENACINGLY)

No, he is.

Ben. How are you, Ben?

We would've said hello, had we seen you.

Put the hen down, Dag.

Sure, Ben. Whatever you say.

We're just doing a little courting, that's all.

You know how much we like the hens.

You know me, ladykiller.

You have us at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben.

There's six of us,

and only one old, fat you.

(STRUMMING GUITAR)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTS)

(COYOTE SCREAMING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, baby! Party time!

(YELLS)

(BEN YELLING)

(GRUNTING)

(SNARLING)

(GRUNTING)

(GROWLING)

(GROANS)

(COYOTES HOWLING)

(COUGHING)

(WHIMPERING)

(CLUCKING)

(GRUNTS)

(ALL GASPING)

Otis!

Otis!

Otis! Otis!

(CRYING) It's Ben.

(PANTING)

Oh, no. No, no.

(GROANS)

(FATHER SON PLAYING)

♪ Father, son

♪ Locked as one

♪ In this empty room

♪ Remember the breakwaters down by the waves

♪ I first found my courage

♪ Knowing daddy could save

♪ I could hold back the tide

Yeah. You hang on there, buddy.

♪ With my dad by my side

All right now, Otis. Just lift.

Ten and two. Ten and two.

Ow!

Not like that. Now lift, and two.

Ow! You dog!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

♪ With my dad by my side

Come here, fisherman.

♪ With me ♪

ROOT: What do we do now? Who's gonna protect us from the coyotes?

(ALL CLAMORING)

Anybody got a pistol?

Order, here! Hey, am I bothering you?

Let's get this meeting started.

Duke, who's gonna run the meeting?

That's what the meeting's about.

The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting?

Is that a good idea?

We should take a meeting about it.

Someone has to do this. We don't have Ben.

Therefore, I would like to nominate myself.

(BOOING)

Dogs are... Listen to me.

Dogs are watchful, they're loyal, and very protective.

PIP: And they lick themselves.

I don't want a leader who licks himself.

Me, neither. Yuck

That's nasty.

I can't even reach mine.

I don't do that.

Anymore.

One time, I was bored, lonely, and a little snackish.

Yeah, I saw you drink out of a toilet once.

Hey, you drink potty water.

ALL: You drink potty water!

My bowl was empty, my friend. Come on, we're getting off track here.

(MILES CLEARING THROAT)

Duke, with all respect, I think there are certain traits

that would make you unqualified to be leader.

Yeah, such as?

(BARKS)

Your point?

(LAUGHING) Hey, come on, I do that for fun,

not 'cause I have to. Go on!

(BALL BOUNCING)

(BARKS)

So, big deal. I fetch balls. One little flaw.

This doesn't mean anything.

(SLURPING)

All right, all right, let's take a vote.

Come on, let's take a vote here.

All those in favor of me being the new leader.

(SNARLING)

Those opposed?

Can you see my hand?

Listen now, listen up.

You all know that Ben always intended for Otis to take his place.

All right, Otis is in charge.

I second that motion. Sweet!

(ALL CHEERING)

Mmm-mmm-mmm.

Here we go.

(CHICKS CHEEPING)

MADDY: Try and catch me.

(GIGGLING)

Stay in line.

Maddy, we don't want to lose you.

(WHISPERING)

Oh, I think that would be just fine.

Oaty-oaty! Hey, Oaty!

(GIGGLING)

Whoa, hey, Maddy, now really isn't a good...

(CHUCKLES) What are you doing? Would you stop? Come on.

Hey, hey, hey, guys, guys...

Oh, goodness gracious.

What is it? What is it?

(LAUGHING)

Huh?

(ALL CLAMORING)

(LAUGHING)

Otis, it's a madhouse! Isn't it just great?

(LAUGHING)

You got hit with a soccer ball.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCATTING)

I thought I'd be the first to congratulate you, Otis.

You're in charge now.

I'm what?

Whoa--Whoa--Whoa, Miles, I am not in charge, okay?

I--I don't do "In charge".

This is not my responsibility.

I hear you.

But you were elected fair and square.

Congratulations, boss.

(SHOUTS) Hey!

Have you all lost your mind?

It's daylight. The farmer's gonna be back.

This is so off limits.

(CHUCKLING) Come on, Otis,

(EXCLAIMS)

I know your weak spot.

Wild Mike!

What?

(WHISPERING) Wild Mike.

(ALL CHANTING) Wild Mike. Wild Mike.

Wild Mike.

I'm not doing this, okay?

There's no way this is happening.

Wild Mike. Wild Mike.

Everybody just get back to your...

Wild Mike. Wild Mike.

Return to your designated quadrants.

Wild Mike. Wild Mike.

Wild Mike! Wild Mike!

This is ridiculous!

Wild Mike!

I'm not gonna dance just because you're getting Wild Mike.

Pig, help me out here.

Wild Mike. Wild Mike.

You can't fight it, Otis. You're a born party animal.

ALL: Wild Mike! Wild Mike! Wild Mike!

Wild Mike! Wild Mike! Wild Mike!

(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)

Let's boogie!

(WILD AND FREE PLAYING)

ALL: ♪ We're heading for the West Not heading for the East

♪ We're gonna live our dream 'Cause we're wild and free ♪

Look at that freaky thing.

What kind of animal is that?

I don't know, but he sure can dance.

(WHOOPING)

I say, let's kill it. Give me that piece of wood over there.

Sweet legs! Get the sweet legs! I got the sweet legs!

(WHOOPING)

(LAUGHING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(LAUGHING)

Oh...

Moo?

What did you do that for?

What else was I gonna do? He saw you.

You could have killed him!

I got a pulse.

Whee!

Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad.

ALL: Baaad.

Everybody, just calm down. Just calm down, all right?

What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

What?

Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.

That--That does not apply to this.

This is a totally, situationally different suspect.

Hey, whoa, no.

Oh, we gotta ditch the body.

OTIS: Stop it!

He knows too much. We gotta take care of him.

We gotta whack him.

There will be no whacking, okay?

The Farmer's a good guy. He's been good to us.

He's a vegan, God bless him.

And, uh, what is a vegan, again?

I know this one.

No, I got it. It means you can't eat anything with a face.

No, no, no, that's a vegetarian.

Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?

That's a vampire. Come on.

You can't eat cheese?

It's not just cheese. Vegans can't have any dairy products.

PECK: Cake?

DUKE: Cake has egg products.

PIP: But you can't have any dairy.

Uh...

No dairy? I love dairy.

Does that mean I can't be a vegan?

I love the smell of bacon. There, I said it.

(ALL GASP)

(GROANING)

Would you not do that?

It's not like we have a lot of options.

Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.

Push it.

He wakes up, you got my back, right?

PIG: Yeah.

PIG: Come on. Come on.

Okay, watch this. Off his nose,

on the belly, on the floor. Check it.

(EXCLAIMS)

Book.

Okay, now. He was sitting here, he was reading.

Something fell on his head, and...

I got it.

(GRUNTING)

Uh-uh, too light. Couldn't cause a bump like that.

I bet it could.

Would you cut it out? We--We need something bigger.

Uh, can I have the apple?

What's with the look?

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

He's buying it.

He's not buying it.

(FARMER GROANING)

He's buying it.

Oh, he's not buying it.

No, he's buying it.

Will you stop doing that?

Well, unless you get him a blindfold,

I'm going to kick him!

(SIGHS)

Okay, let's go.

(GASPS)

(GROANING)

(CLUCKING)

There. See? Good as new.

I'll tell you, this being in charge thing isn't so tough.

You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about. Yeah.

Hmm.

(CHICKEN CLUCKING)

(SIGHING)

Yeah, hi. Hey, there. Having a good day? Yeah.

So, uh, this was Otis's idea?

Oh, yeah. We're like the second line of defense.

We see or hear anything suspicious,

and I just signal Otis with a crow.

Oh--Oh, and I've really been working on it. Listen.

(CLEARING THROAT)

(CROWING WEAKLY)

Well, you know, in the moment, it'll be really strong.

But for now, we just stand watch.

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) Yeah, watch.

Come and get it!

Freddy, you okay?

Boneless white meat! What? I'm not hungry!

I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone... Thing... You...

What happened? What? What? What?

(YAWNING)

Okay, quick little once around the barnyard, then, hello, party!

(BOYS WHISPERING)

Hey, look at this. It's our new inside connection.

(CHUCKLES) Congrats, Otis.

Oh, will you look at that?

(BOY WHISPERING) Don't wake up the cow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(LAUGHING)

(SNORTS)

(MOOING)

(LAUGHING)

That's called cow tipping.

(MOCKING)

Oh, that so steams me!

Man, I wish I could get a hold of that little... I would...

Hey, I'm in charge, right?

Oh. Oh, oh, we are so talking. Are we not talking?

Talking the talk and walking the walk.

Walkie-talkie, huh?

Let's go.

BOY: Then I said, "That's called cow tipping."

(BOYS LAUGHING)

(MUSIC PLAYING AT DISTANCE)

I hear music over there again.

Do you hear music?

That farmer's out of control.

We should call someone. We should call someone.

EDDY: I smell buttermilk.

OTIS: Shut up! Shut up!

What's that smell?

Stop it! Stop it!

(GASPS)

Randall, there is a cow outside.

This is a cow farm. You're gonna find cows outside.

No, I mean right outside.

Right outside this house, looming like a ghost.

Like a-- Like a reaper.

No, cows don't like houses much.

They prefer it out in the meadow,

where they can get a graze on.

Nathan Randall the Third, I am not crazy.

I am medicated for a chemical imbalance.

Don't you sit there and think that I am crazy.

Oh, your mind's gone, woman.

Where'd it go? I don't know.

It's gone.

(COWS WHISPERING)

OTIS: Shh.

Oh geez, you're on my foot again.

Sorry.

This is so sweet. This is so wicked sweet.

I love the new you, Otis.

Okay, Igg, you remember how to do this?

Oh, he remembers.

I remember.

Yeah, he remembers.

He's remembering.

Right now.

(KICK IT PLAYING)

(ENGINE STARTING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Well, pinch me, I'm dreaming. Here is a first.

Otis joining us on a joyride.

That's the animal sin of sins, huh?

"Sin of sins," I like that.

Hey, old Bud. Bud, you bring the stuff?

It's right here.

EDDY: Show it. Show it.

It's right here.

Show it.

It's right here.

Show it.

It's right there.

Oh.

(WHOOPING)

We're rebels! We're rebels!

We're the wildest!

There they are.

Too bad we can't go in there.

Yeah, huh.

EDDY: Breaks my heart.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

WOMAN: Now remember, honey, I told you,

we can't be staying out this late on a school night.

Uh, uh. "We can't be staying out late."

(GIBBERING)

Whatever. I'll do what I want.

Do what I want, when I want, 'cause I want to do it.

You've come to the wrong place.

(COWS WHISPERING)

EDDY: What is that?

IGG: I'm lactose intolerant.

Oh, man.

OTIS: Here we go. I know.

One, two...

Yeah.

Two, yeah.

COWS: Moo!

(GASPING)

That's called boy tipping!

(LAUGHING)

(SCREAMING)

Let's get out of here!

Come on, move it!

Let me out!

BUD: Okay, go!

(GROANING)

(SCREAMING)

Never go to meadows. Never go to meadows.

Never go to meadows. Never go to meadows.

Treat cows nicely.

Okay, no more Red Bull.

(COWS LAUGHING)

Put crowns on our heads, 'cause we are the kings!

(YOU GOTTA MOVE PLAYING ON RADIO)

♪ You gotta move!

♪ You gotta move

ALL: Moo!

♪ You gotta move

Moo!

♪ You gotta move ♪

Did you see his face?

Price...

Less.

Price...

Less.

Pr...

Ice...

Less.

(ALL LAUGHING)

A toast! To a new world order.

We are calling the shots now!

BUD: Yeah, it's all about us now.

EDDY: You've got that right, Otis.

Nothing can touch us.

(SIREN BLARING)

Oh, man! Oh, man!

Oh, man!

Man, oh, man!

L-Let me out! You gotta let me out!

COP ON LOUDSPEAKER: Pull over to the side of the road.

Oh, no, they're talking to us now.

Pull over! You gotta pull over!

We can't pull over!

Hang on!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

EDDY: What could be worse than this?

What we got here is probably some teenagers

going out for a joyride in their mom's car.

Yeah, we'll shake them up a bit, send them home. You know kids.

Nothing a little strip search won't cure, yeah.

Is this thing still on?

Is that a camera?

EDDY: This is it. Goodbye.

OTIS: They're taping Cops.

Mommy! Mooo-mmy!

Hey, relax. We can lose them.

I mean, it's just a car, right?

EDDY: It's a chopper! It's a chopper!

We're gonna die!

MAN ON TV: We interrupt this program

with a breaking news story. Police are in...

Would you look at that? The world is going crazy.

These kids get all hopped up

on Diet Coke and Jolly Ranchers and just...

That's our car!

That was a hoof. There's a cow in our car! That is a hoof!

Huh?

Yes, this is Nora Beady.

What do you mean, "What now?"

My car is on TV, and I think there's a cow in it.

And I saw a cow outside my window.

I think they may be linked.

(PHONE DISCONNECTS)

Don't think I can't call again, Gary.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(CRASHING)

Oh, that's nice. Good.

EDDY: They're gonna catch us and they're gonna dissect us.

(CRYING)

We are ditching out!

(YELLING)

Two all-beef patties, that's our future!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(COWS SCREAMING)

EDDY: Out! Run!

Run!

Stop touching me!

They're making a run for it. Let's go. Come on.

MAN ON RADIO: This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219.

We've got suspects in sight.

OTIS: I'm chafing!

Okay. Hurry up, fellows. They're right over there.

Oh, milk me!

Okay, here we go! Here we go!

Milk me!

Geez, these guys are big.

COP: I see them over there.

(EXCLAIMS) Cut it right!

We got them!

(MOOING)

(BELCHES)

EDDY: Could you guys believe that?

Did you guys see me?

Me, I am fearless, baby.

IGG: Oh, yeah, fear...

BUD: Less.

I think I rolled over my foot.

EDDY: We left it the same way we found it.

(CLATTERING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

Okay, toodle-oo, Otis.

Same time tomorrow night, eh?

Hey, guys, can you imagine Ben doing something like that?

(LAUGHING)

BUG: No way. No way.

IGG: We'd be in trouble.

IGG: Trou...

BUD: Ble.

(JERSEY COWS CHATTERING)

(PIP SIGHING)

(SIGHING LOUDLY)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Okay, ex-explain to me exactly why are we doing this?

Because it's what my dad would do.

W-Why don't you just go have fun, all right? I can do this.

No way. We're homeboys. I'm here with you.

Really, it's all right.

Okay, I tried! Later, dude.

I'll bring you back a drink or something.

Be back.

(PIP CHORTLES)

(SIGHS)

(COYOTE HOWLING)

Huh?

Come on back, I'm right here.

Mind if I join you?

Huh?

Oh. No, uh, I mean, sure. I no mind you...

Geez, I can't even talk to you!

(GIGGLES)

Hang on a second.

(STUTTERING) Here. You know, uh, just let me...

No, I--I can still sit on my own, I think.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh, the baby's coming!

What?

I made you jump.

Nice. Nice. Thank you. I about swallowed my cud.

(GIGGLES)

It's beautiful, isn't it?

My cud?

(CHUCKLES) The night.

Oh, yeah, that, too. Yeah, it's nice.

My dad had a thing about stars.

Tell me, what was he like?

My pop?

He was amazing. Bigger than life, you know?

Funny, we-- we're not even related.

He found me and he took me in.

I never thought about it before,

but everything he did was for me.

He's the only family I've ever known.

The last time we talked, he told me that the-- the night he found me

he looked up into the sky and he said that the stars...

God, I miss him.

(SIGHS)

What about you?

I mean, if that's too personal, you know.

If I'm-- If I'm overstepping like a boundary or...

(GIGGLING)

You know what? Too bad. Cough it up.

Okay.

Well, where do I start?

I was married, and life was good.

Yeah. It seems like forever ago now, but...

One day, a bad storm rolled in.

Bessy and I were in the meadow

and we found a place on high ground.

But when we went home,

well, everyone was gone.

You know what I think?

I think some good things are gonna start happening to you and me.

(SNIFFING)

(RUSTLING)

Gulp.

(GROWLING)

(COYOTES BARKING)

(SNARLING)

(GROWLS) What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANING)

(SNARLING)

Hey, you're Ben's kid.

Otis, right?

So they left you in charge?

(LAUGHING)

Oh, that's precious.

You thought you could fill his shoes?

Otis, where were you?

Were you off having fun?

Laughing with your barnyard buddies?

Yeah, you could have made a difference had you been there for him,

but you weren't. Were you?

Okay, from here on out, this is the way it's gonna work.

We show up, you look the other way.

A few animals missing here and there.

Hey, it's the natural order of things.

It'll be our little secret.

Oh, and Ben's kid,

if you should think about getting a sudden burst of courage,

we slaughter every animal in sight.

Now, you go back, make everyone feel all safe,

and we'll be seeing you tomorrow night.

That's a date.

(GROWLS)

See you around.

(LAUGHING)

"Round." You're fat.

(COYOTES HOWLING)

(HOWLING)

(PANTING)

Hey, Pop.

I, uh, wanted to come by and, uh...

Look, you... You were just a great dad.

You see, I...

I don't know what I was thinking,

but, for a minute, I actually thought

I could take your place.

But those coyotes?

I mean, you-- you'd have stood up to them

and you--you wouldn't have backed down.

I gotta tell you, I was so afraid.

(SIGHS)

You know, I know I always said

that I--I wasn't you, and--and I'm not.

But I wish I was.

I--I--I can't do it, Pop.

I gotta go.

I'm sorry.

And Duke will handle things, and everything will be fine.

(STUTTERING) Wait. What are you-- what are you talking about?

Could you just not say anything?

Okay, I don't want to make a big thing about this.

Hey, everybody!

Otis is leaving the barnyard!

(SIGHING)

What's going on?

I don't believe it.

(ALL CHATTERING)

Oat, seriously,

I mean, you and me, we-- we're like best f-friends.

No, Pip. It's over!

I'm leaving, all right? No big whoop.

Continue your day.

Come on, Otis, we'll-- we'll do what you say.

That's the point. I don't want you to do what I say.

I don't want any of you to have to listen to me.

Don't listen to him!

Stop doing what I say!

Okay, so what you're saying is,

you'll stay if we don't do what you say.

Dead bee.

Oh, thanks.

(BUZZING)

Again, alive.

Duke, you're in charge. Get the dogs together.

You guys can handle things better than I ever could.

Sure, Otis. If you say.

I've got my own life to lead, all right?

I--I don't belong here anymore.

(SNIFFLING)

Hi.

Hey.

What happened, Otis?

Oh, please don't say, "Nothing."

(SIGHS)

Look, i-it's complicated.

If you're hurting, let me help.

I'd like to help.

You know what happened? I froze. Okay?

Last night, I didn't run the coyotes off.

I couldn't do anything.

They're gonna come back tonight, and I can't protect anyone.

Everyone here, they--they all trust me.

And I can't protect a single one of them.

Otis, the best leader isn't the biggest or the strongest.

The best leader is the one who cares the most.

Yeah, that's a nice thought, Daisy.

That's a really nice thought.

I'll tell you one thing.

I am really going to miss Bessy.

(GIGGLING)

Okay. If this is what you have to do, I understand.

But I just want you to know one thing.

Even if you do leave, I believe in you.

(SIGHS)

(PECK PANTING) Otis! Otis!

(SQUAWKING)

All right, Peck, take it easy. W-W-What's the matter?

(GASPING) They took... We got to... Come on!

I found him, guys!

(CHICKENS CLUCKING)

Otis, the coyotes. It just happened.

They took Etta, Hanna, maybe six, seven others, I don't know.

They've never come during the day before.

They knew I wouldn't be expecting them until tonight.

They played me.

What?

Nothing.

Otis, they took Maddy.

(GASPS)

Those coyotes are strong.

What?

The coyotes, they're strong.

I was just wondering what a stronger man might do.

(SIGHS)

(ALL CHATTERING)

You'll look after things?

Be proud to.

I'll be back.

♪ In that mornin'

♪ I wanna be walkin', yeah

♪ I wanna be walkin' on

I'm going, too.

No, Pip, stay here.

You can't do this alone. They could kill you.

Yeah, I guess they could.

♪ ...horizons I could see

♪ City lights are shining here

♪ Guitar ♪

(ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING)

(COYOTES HOWLING)

(CLUCKING)

It's nice that you ladies could join us this evening.

Thank you for being so patient.

We prefer dining at night.

(HOWLING)

You're a wonderful species.

I love chicken.

My favorite part is the skin.

You're a big meanie.

What?

You're a meaner.

(IN SING-SONG MANNER) Meaner, meaner.

Meaners got to eat, too.

Leave her alone.

This one's mine.

Cook her while I have the little one for an appetizer.

You know, because I'm a meaner.

(LAUGHING)

OTIS: Put the chick down, Dag.

Otis!

Oaty!

Oh, we suddenly got a burst of courage, did we?

(CHUCKLING) Okay. All right.

Well, first, what I'm gonna do

is I'm gonna take that chick from you.

Then, while you're picking yourself up off the ground,

I'm gonna gather up the hens and I'm gonna leave.

And exactly how do you propose you're going to do that?

(GROWLING) Kill him!

BEN: ♪ Well, I know what's right

♪ I got just one life

♪ In a world that keeps on pushing me around

♪ But I'll stand my ground

♪ And I won't back down

♪ Hey, baby

(COYOTES SNARLING)

♪ There ain't no easy way out

♪ Hey

♪ I will stand my ground

♪ And I won't back down ♪

Oh, you like that, yeah?

(SCREAMING)

(GASPS)

(COYOTES BARKING)

(HOWLING)

That should do. That should do.

Well, look at the hero.

You thought you could come into my den?

Now, why don't you lay there and watch

while we eat your friends?

(LAUGHING)

What's this?

(PANTING) A strong man stands up for himself.

A stronger man stands up for others.

(SNICKERING)

This should be fun.

(SNIFFING)

I smell fear.

Shoot! I told you they can smell it!

They can smell it?

(SNIFFING)

Oh, yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it.

Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be all right.

Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back.

I mean, your regular back.

Hey!

Sorry, man.

They're just pellets. I'm nervous.

(SNICKERING) That's your army?

(THUDDING)

(COYOTES BARKING)

Something tells me you may want to take a couple steps back.

Here we come!

Here comes trou...

Ble!

Trou...

Ble!

Trou...

Ble!

(CAR ENGINE REVVING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

♪ You gotta move!

♪ You gotta move

♪ You gotta move

Pip, talk me into it. Talk me into it.

Flip the lid a little bit. You're mad! You're a pig!

You're mad!

Let's do this!

(YELLING)

(GRUNTING)

(GROWLING)

Yoo-hoo!

You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna go right in your ear!

(SCREAMING)

There's a mouse in my ear! There's a mouse in my ear!

IGG: Oh, yeah. Step on it, baby!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(CRASHING)

BUD: All right, come on.

Give me your best shot.

Oh, sorry. Here. You know what?

Let me give you a hand.

Yeah, give him the puncher!

Smack him!

(SPEED DIALING)

(CHUCKLING)

♪ But when the good Lord get ready

♪ You gotta move

♪ You gotta move

♪ You see that woman

♪ Who walks the street

♪ You see that cowboy

♪ Who walks his beat

♪ But when the Lord gets ready

Well, well, whatever will I do?

♪ You gotta move ♪

(WHIMPERS)

Oh, don't worry, I got something special for you.

(YELLING)

(COYOTE YELPING)

(LAUGHING)

I just love that little guy.

Come on, hurry.

(SNARLING)

No!

Hi!

It tastes like chicken!

Chicken!

Chick, chick, chickity-chick, chicken!

Come here, you furry, four-legged chickens!

Whoa! Take it easy, man.

Come on, what you got going?

There's nothing there.

(GROWLING)

Hey, Otis, look out!

Behind you!

Watch out!

(CROW WEAKLY)

PECK: Watch out!

MADDY: Look behind you.

(CROWING LOUDLY)

Remember me?

I'm Ben's kid.

(OTIS GRUNTING)

Never come back!

Pip?

I'd have to go with the iron, man.

(HOWLING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(HOOTING)

BUD: Then I said I was gonna hit him with a stick.

EDDY: We know. We know.

IGG: I heard you say that.

PIP: Quite a night, huh?

We took down the coyotes, Peck learned to crow,

and by the time we get back,

we'll have a new member of the barnyard running around.

Huh?

Daisy. She like went into labor after you left.

(CHEERING)

Daisy's...

She's having her baby, dude.

What you think was gonna happen?

She would just keep getting bigger or something?

Is she all right? We've gotta get back.

Yeah.

Doubtful we'll make it back in time walking.

I'm-- I'm sure she's gonna be all right, Otis.

Miles, I've got to be there.

Hmm.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Please remember, mister, that I am a lady.

When you are with me, your eyes are on me, not her.

(HORN BLOWING)

We can call and tell them where to pick them up.

(SLOW RIDE PLAYING)

♪ Slow ride

♪ Take it easy

(EXCLAIMING)

♪ The slow ride

(HAWKS)

Car!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(WHOOPING)

Righteous!

♪ Slow down, go down

♪ You got to get your lovin' one more time

♪ Hold me, roll me ♪

Duke, what's happening?

Otis, come on. You know, I think...

I'm-- I'm pretty sure... Yeah, it's time.

(SIGHING)

MILES: Phew, boy.

(CHUCKLING)

(TAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)

(SCATTING)

Otis, I was so worried.

Worried about what? I so had that covered.

It's okay, I'm here.

And I'm here for you, too.

Hey!

Okay, girl, you're doing fine.

Now, just breathe.

(HUMMING)

Man, that looks like it hurts.

Oh, that's very profound, Insight-Man.

Well, excuse me for being a pig.

How come nothing's happened yet?

She's, uh, she's gonna be all right, though, huh?

Yeah, like, like--like...

What if it gets stuck or something?

What? You mean like stuck halfway, so--so she'd be a cow and a half?

I didn't say "cow and a half."

Yes, you did. You just did.

Hey, Duke, did I say "Cow and a half"?

I'm not doing this.

No, look.

(GURGLING)

Oh, it's a beautiful little boy.

Go ahead.

(GURGLING)

He's perfect.

What are you gonna name him?

I was thinking I kind of like

Ben.

(CRYING)

Oh, I think that's just great.

Hey, there, little Ben.

Hey, there, little buddy. Look at you.

(LAUGHING)

(GIGGLING)

Look at my little buddy.

Here you go.

Hey, Otis, we were all talking,

and we know you may have other plans, we understand that,

but we really, really appreciate what you did around here.

And, well, we were wondering if... I don't know,

if maybe you planned on staying around a little longer?

MILES: ♪ Freedom is a song

♪ Freedom is a spirit

(ALL MURMURING IN AGREEMENT)

♪ To take another's hand

I'll just say this,

as long as I'm still kicking,

no animal will be harmed inside that fence.

(ALL CHEERING)

High paw!

BUD: Hey, all right.

♪ Freedom is a song

♪ Freedom is a spirit

♪ For people who are strong

♪ Freedom is a spirit

♪ Freedom is a land

♪ Freedom is the courage

♪ To take another's hand ♪

I, Nora Beady, am a precious object

and shall treat myself as such.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Gosh, I wonder why...

I forgot to use conditioner or...

(SCREAMING)

(HILLBILLY HOLLA PLAYING)

♪ Golly, golly Brewster in a henhouse

♪ With the bloodhound on his heels

♪ My, my, my The well's run dry

♪ And the crows have the corn field

♪ Golly, golly Hillbilly holla

♪ Is my only remedy

♪ Cowbell fever Make it with me

♪ The holla hillbilly

♪ Holla hillbilly

♪ Holla hillbilly Over the hill

♪ Holla hillbilly

♪ Do it, don't stop They got the deal

♪ Hillbilly holla

♪ Playing on words They keep it real

♪ Holla hillbilly

♪ Holla hillbilly Up in the hills

♪ Holla hillbilly, can you feel me now?

♪ Hillbilly holla don't have a cow

♪ E to the I to the E I to O

♪ Need a hillbilly holla? Let me know

♪ Holla hillbilly

♪ Holla hillbilly

♪ Need a hillbilly holla? Let me know

♪ Holla hillbilly

♪ Holla hillbilly Up in the hills

♪ Holla hillbilly

♪ Do it, don't stop They got the deal

♪ Hillbilly holla

♪ Playing on words They keep it real

♪ Holla hillbilly

♪ Holla hillbilly Up in the hill

♪ Hillbilly holla

♪ Holla hillbilly

♪ Hillbilly holla

♪ Holla hillbilly

♪ Hillbilly holla

♪ Holla hillbilly

♪ Hillbilly holla

♪ I told you

♪ Holla hillbilly

♪ Holla hillbilly Up in the hills ♪

(POPSICKLE PLAYING)

♪ Mouth to mouth We chop down the pop

♪ And drive and drop, drop Countdown the hop

♪ You see, we see You must have the key

♪ So eat your popsickle

♪ Beep, beep

♪ Pow the wow And take half the cow

♪ Yoo-hoo, yay-hay Play the gay may

♪ And talk to me, dutch of the county

♪ I see you're magical

♪ Take one for the money and two for the blow

♪ And three all together Now here we go

♪ It's wonderful It's original

♪ It's the Double-Dutch Dutch Thank you oh-so

♪ Take one for the money and two for the blow

♪ And three all together Now here we go

♪ Wake up

♪ Wake up

♪ Wake up in the sunshine

♪ Wake up in the rain

♪ You got what you want now

♪ Come on and eat your popsickle

♪ 'Cause it's so magical

♪ Come on and eat your popsickle

♪ 'Cause it's so edible

♪ Come on, kids We're having a ball

♪ Just licking on our popsickle

♪ Come on and eat your popsickle

♪ 'Cause it's so edible

♪ Come on, kids We're having a ball

♪ Just licking on our pop ♪

MAN: Barnyard Dance, with the Arquette Children's Chorale.

♪ Dance the barnyard dance

♪ It was just last night In the pale moonlight

♪ All the vegetables give a spree

♪ They made a sign Saying dancing at nine

♪ And all the admission was free

♪ They had peas and beans, Cabbage and green

♪ It was the biggest crowd you've ever seen

♪ When old man cucumber struck up his number

♪ You should've heard the vegetables scream

(SCREAMING)

♪ The turnip top did backward flop

♪ Carrot did the shimmy And she couldn't stop

♪ The little red beet shook his feet

♪ Watermelon died with a cockeyed heap

♪ Red tomato, the agitator

♪ Shook the shimmy with the sweet potato

♪ And old man garlic dropped dead with colic

♪ Down at the Barnyard Dance

♪ This morning

♪ Down at the Barnyard Dance

(FLUTE PLAYING)

(CHILDREN CHUCKLING)

♪ Turnip top did the backward flop

♪ Carrot did the shimmy And she couldn't stop

♪ Little red beet shook his feet

♪ Watermelon died with a cockeyed heap

♪ Red tomato, the agitator

♪ Shook the shimmy with the sweet potato

♪ And the old man garlic dropped dead with colic

♪ Down at the Barnyard Dance

♪ Down at the Barnyard Dance ♪

BOY: Now can we listen to it?