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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:12,360 ♪♪ 2 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:42,520 ♪♪ 3 00:01:41,536 --> 00:01:44,582 [thunder crashing] 4 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:53,156 [wind howling] 5 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:03,297 ♪♪ 6 00:02:58,308 --> 00:03:00,267 [creaking] 7 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:21,244 [creaking] 8 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:29,774 Ah, Cecily, my dear. 9 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:32,342 Looking lovely, as usual. 10 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,738 Hey, wait a minute-- You're dead. 11 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,783 You've been dead for 30 years. 12 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:40,872 Thirty-two, Hiram, baby. 13 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:42,700 Hiram, baby? 14 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:45,921 [chuckling] Well, you look lovely, just the same. 15 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:49,751 Hiram, let me clue you in. 16 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:52,580 You have a terrible problem. 17 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:54,495 Good heavens, my dear girl. 18 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:57,149 What problem could I possibly have? 19 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,891 I'm very wealthy, I'm very healthy. 20 00:04:00,022 --> 00:04:03,243 And very dead. 21 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:05,114 I beg your pardon? 22 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:09,118 No need to-- You're dead, just like me. 23 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,641 Oh? 24 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,081 Oh. 25 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:19,998 You know, I don't like this. 26 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:22,392 I don't like this one, tiny, little bit. 27 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:25,003 No one does, Hiram, baby. 28 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:28,964 That's why I'm here, to help you get up there. 29 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:31,096 Is there a chance for me? 30 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,272 Uh-huh. 31 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:33,882 What do I have to do? 32 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:36,188 Well, now, why don't you just get out of your nice, 33 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,669 little coffin and I'll give you the scam. 34 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:45,720 You have 24 hours in which to mastermind one good deed... 35 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:48,549 if you want to spend eternity with me. 36 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:50,333 Good deed-- Good heavens. 37 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:51,726 I'm a little outta practice. 38 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,467 I wouldn't know where to begin. 39 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,164 Well, I can't coach you. 40 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,775 It has to be your idea, pussycat. 41 00:04:57,906 --> 00:05:00,735 Oh, and another thing, you can't leave the crypt. 42 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:02,040 I can't le-- 43 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:04,521 Then, how can I do a good deed? 44 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:07,611 Well, anything you want done, I'll do. 45 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:10,397 Ah. Oh, and if you're successful, 46 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:11,876 there's a bonus in it for you. 47 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:12,964 A bonus? 48 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:14,444 Tell me, what is it? 49 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:16,794 Well, uh, 50 00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:21,059 you notice there's a discrepancy in our ages. 51 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:23,932 Well, since you mention it, 52 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:28,328 if you look closely, um, well, yes. 53 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:31,635 Well, you see, that's because I stopped aging 54 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,289 when I was in the accident. 55 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:37,467 And you, my poor friend, kept getting older and older. 56 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,513 Never mind that-- Tell me about the bonus. 57 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,645 Well, the bonus is, 58 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:44,779 if you succeed in doing one good deed, 59 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:46,955 they promised you'd be young again. 60 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:49,523 Young again? 61 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:52,787 Oh, Cecily, my dear, then once more, 62 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:55,964 you and I could trip together, hand in hand, 63 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:59,533 through the sweet-smelling fields of new mown clover, 64 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:03,319 to enjoy the moonlight of a warm summer's night-- 65 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:06,061 Ugh, let's not get sickening, chicky baby. 66 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:07,367 Time's a-wastin'. 67 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:09,673 You've got to pull off a good deed, remember? 68 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:12,372 Yes, I know-- I'm thinking, I'm thinking. 69 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:14,939 Wait a minute. 70 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:18,160 How long have I been, uh, dead? 71 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:19,770 Hmm, you're hardly cold. 72 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:22,904 One week. One week. 73 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:26,168 Then tomorrow, the reading of my will takes place, 74 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:28,779 and if I know Reggie Ripper, my attorney, 75 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:31,303 he'll try to keep all the money for himself. 76 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:33,175 Now, what you have to do 77 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:35,438 is to see that my rightful heirs get the money. 78 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:38,093 That will be my good deed. 79 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:42,837 Are you sure they'll make me young again... up there? 80 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:45,056 They never go back on their promise. 81 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,580 Good. 82 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:47,842 Now the first thing for you to do 83 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,931 is to try to get into my house. 84 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:52,499 But, how will we keep in touch with each other? 85 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:55,197 We should have a walkie-talkie. 86 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:57,373 I have something better. 87 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,114 Do you remember the old crystal ball shtick? 88 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:01,203 Oh, it never worked. 89 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,727 Try it now. 90 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:09,124 Not bad. 91 00:07:09,254 --> 00:07:13,520 Ah, the first of my heirs, Chuck Phillips. 92 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:17,524 Not very bright, but a nice boy. 93 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:21,789 Heir number two, Lili Morton. 94 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:24,705 Not very bright, either, but a beautiful figure. 95 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:27,359 So I've been told. 96 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:31,233 And heir number three, Myrtle Forbush. 97 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:35,716 Now, what can I say about her, in front of you? 98 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:38,458 Ah, Reggie Ripper, my wicked attorney, 99 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:42,287 and his vile sidekick, J. Sinister Hulk. 100 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:43,854 Really, my dear chap, when you threw in with me, 101 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,900 I told you there might be some risks involved. 102 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:49,120 I know, I know, and I'm game, but listen... 103 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:51,558 Is this joint really haunted, like they say? 104 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:52,820 Certainly not-- Don't be ridiculous. 105 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:54,430 Now, look here, Hulk. 106 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:55,866 There's a million dollars involved in this estate, 107 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:58,826 plus the house, and your job is to, uh, 108 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:00,828 take care of the other heirs. 109 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,656 Follow me? I'm way ahead of ya. 110 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,919 The job will be done very neat and tidy, 111 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:06,877 or my name ain't J. Sinister Hulk. 112 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:08,923 [chuckling] My associates are on the way now. 113 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:10,751 Well, I hope they get here soon. 114 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,317 My guests are due any minute. 115 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:13,884 They will, they will. 116 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,495 This is the greatest bunch of cut-throats 117 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,148 I ever had the pleasure of working with. 118 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:18,976 Excellent-- Once they eliminate the other heirs, 119 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:21,109 the fortune will be all mine! 120 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:22,980 Uh, ours. 121 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:26,157 Mine.Ours. 122 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:27,898 Mine, old bean. 123 00:08:29,857 --> 00:08:31,249 [shouting] What? 124 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,947 Yours, old bean. 125 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:35,819 That, my dear Cecily, is the enemy. 126 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:37,647 For my good deed, you're to harass them 127 00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:39,649 and help the young people. 128 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,956 Got ya, Hiram. 129 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:44,480 You better be leaving, my dear. 130 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:47,352 My heirs are arriving for the reading of my will. 131 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:49,529 As you say, Hiram. 132 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:54,577 Wait a minute-- The door's that way. 133 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,797 But who needs it? 134 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:02,846 ♪♪ 135 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,972 Well, well, well, here we are. 136 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,365 All four heirs to this house and fortune, 137 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:45,585 neatly assembled. 138 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:48,979 What goes on? 139 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,155 A séance. 140 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:54,855 I think it's only fittin' to thank Mr. Hiram Stokley. 141 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:56,726 Am I right, Buster? If you insist. 142 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:58,380 Oh, I don't insist, 143 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,600 but I get very mean when I'm crossed, 144 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,819 so sit down and be sociable. 145 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:05,213 All right. I hope this works. 146 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:08,825 I normally don't communicate with ghosts until midnight. 147 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:11,654 Night rates cheaper? This is so silly. 148 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:15,092 Why do we have to sit here-- I'm surprised at you, cookie. 149 00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:17,704 After all, Hiram invited us to come. 150 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,402 We are his heirs. 151 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,012 No one is officially an heir 152 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,927 unless present at the reading of the will, 153 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,842 and that doesn't happen until midnight. 154 00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:27,191 So if you'll kindly get on with it. 155 00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:28,845 All right. 156 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,195 Let's start holding hands. 157 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,632 I think I'm gonna be sick. 158 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,634 Quiet, please! 159 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,766 Ghosts do not like noises. 160 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:43,077 Now, if you'll all just close your eyes and concentrate. 161 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:50,301 Oh, Hiram Stokely, we are all sitting around, 162 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,695 waiting for you. 163 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,480 Dear, sweet, Lili Morton, 164 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,308 Chuck Phillips, 165 00:10:57,439 --> 00:11:01,661 your respected attorney, Reginald Ripper, 166 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,925 and me, Myrtle Forbush. 167 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:08,145 Oh, please, won't you visit us, Hiram? 168 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:11,279 We are so anxious to talk to you. 169 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:16,066 If you hear my voice, give us a sign. 170 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,112 [gasps] What the-- 171 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,027 Ah! 172 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,290 It's-it's alive! 173 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,248 It's a note. 174 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,946 [groans] 175 00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:27,469 What a ridiculous way to send messages. 176 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:28,818 What's it say-- What's it say? 177 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,385 Is it from Hiram? 178 00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:34,302 "Those who remain here tonight... 179 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:37,348 "will not be around tomorrow." 180 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,002 Wait a minute. 181 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,656 It's obvious someone's trying to scare us out of here. 182 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,702 Oh, yes, and they succeeded-- I'm leaving. 183 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,747 But, if you leave before they read the will, 184 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,793 you forfeit your share. 185 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,365 Uh, it seems I've reconsidered. 186 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,759 Delighted. 187 00:11:56,890 --> 00:12:00,371 Perhaps, you better go on without me, Miss Forbush. 188 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,852 Maybe I'm, uh, interfering with your communications. 189 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,593 Oh, all right, all right. 190 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,726 Here, hold hands. 191 00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:10,512 Have we displeased you, Hiram? 192 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:13,994 What can we do to make you forgive us? 193 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,866 Oh, please, speak to us, Hiram. 194 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:20,348 Send us a friendly message. 195 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:22,916 [creaking] 196 00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,528 [women screaming] 197 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,356 A friendly message? Good heavens. 198 00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:31,315 Everybody all right? Yeah, we're all right. 199 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:34,231 [shouting] And whoever did that, we're not scared! 200 00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:36,320 Speak for yourself, John. Oh, come now. 201 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,279 Let's not go blaming people 202 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,671 for these strange happenings around here. 203 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,238 This is a very old house, and, uh, well, 204 00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:42,936 chandeliers do fall. 205 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,459 Oh, sure, all the time. 206 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,200 And the mail arrives on knives 207 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,941 and stick themselves into chairs and people. 208 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,944 [engine backfiring] 209 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,816 [collective chatter] 210 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:57,080 ♪♪ 211 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:12,704 Oh, Goo-goo, Goo-goo, come here! 212 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,576 Hi, Aunt Myrtle. 213 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,099 Well, we finally made the scene. 214 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,232 Well, it's about time! 215 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:22,236 Oh, this is my dear, little nephew, Bobby. 216 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,107 Nephew? 217 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,153 And Bobby, this is Mr. Ripper, our host. 218 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,677 How do you do? How do you do? 219 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,897 Hey, come on, gang-- Geronimo! 220 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,464 [cheering] 221 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:39,688 Cecily, my dear, that sinister face, 222 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,733 pay no attention to it. 223 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,736 It's just Malcolm, my butler. 224 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,565 Terribly inefficient, I might add. 225 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,829 ♪ Geronimo 226 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,222 ♪ When you find 227 00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,484 [collective] ♪ When you find ♪ You're in trouble 228 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,095 ♪ Need help 229 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,444 ♪ You need help ♪ On the double 230 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,011 ♪ One thing 231 00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:01,014 ♪ Oh one thing ♪ Just remember to do 232 00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,277 ♪ Let yourself go 233 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,583 ♪ Let yourself go ♪ Yell Geronimo 234 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,672 ♪ Geronimo 235 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,413 ♪ That's when I'll 236 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,633 ♪ Hey hey hey ♪ come runnin' to you 237 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,548 ♪ I'll come runnin' to you 238 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,289 ♪ Hey hey hey 239 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,465 ♪ Geronimo ♪ When you need me 240 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,337 ♪ Geronimo ♪ When you want me 241 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,992 ♪ Geronimo ♪ Hey baby let's go 242 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:26,082 G-e-r-o-n-i-m-o 243 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,911 ♪ Geronimo 244 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:32,045 ♪ Geronimo 245 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:35,048 ♪ Geronimo yeah 246 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,485 ♪ Baby let's go 247 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:38,790 G... 248 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,401 e... 249 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:41,750 r... 250 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,404 o... 251 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:46,755 n-i-m-o 252 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,713 ♪ Geronimo 253 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,715 ♪ I'll be there 254 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:53,414 ♪ I'll be there ♪ Right beside ya to help ♪ 255 00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:56,373 ♪ To help ♪ And to guide you until 256 00:14:56,504 --> 00:15:00,073 ♪ Until ♪ Baby we see it through 257 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,031 ♪ Don't ya know 258 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,729 ♪ Don't ya know ♪ Hey Geronimo 259 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,427 ♪ Geronimo 260 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,429 ♪ That's when I'll 261 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,518 ♪ Hey hey hey ♪ Come runnin' to you 262 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,650 ♪ I'll come runnin' to you 263 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,304 ♪ Hey hey hey 264 00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:16,306 ♪ Geronimo ♪ When you need me 265 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:19,048 ♪ Geronimo ♪ When you want me 266 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,659 ♪ Geronimo ♪ Hey baby let's go 267 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,924 G-e-r-o-n-i-m-o 268 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,883 ♪ Geronimo 269 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,842 ♪ Geronimo yeah 270 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,497 ♪ Geronimo 271 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,545 Geronimo! 272 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,764 [cheering] 273 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,376 We'll have to postpone the séance, that's all. 274 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,117 Hiram Stokely would never show up 275 00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:45,640 with all that racket going on. 276 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:48,991 Unless his ghost digs the Watusi. 277 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,601 I could've told you nothing would become of it, 278 00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,255 Miss Forbush. 279 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,083 After all, how did the old pirate, in a few minutes, 280 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,390 come all the way up here from all the way down there? 281 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,573 Oh, Mr. Ripper, you haven't told me yet, 282 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,923 uh, how you like my little nephew. 283 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:11,535 Why, I-I didn't know you had any living relatives. 284 00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:14,582 Well, I don't, unless you count Goo-goo. 285 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,714 Goo-goo? 286 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,803 How 'bout you two? 287 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,240 Are you similarly endowed? 288 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,503 I mean, with the living relatives. 289 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:23,939 Well, I don't see what difference it makes, but no. 290 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,636 I see. 291 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,464 This Goo-goo appears to be a charming young lad. 292 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,771 I'd like him to meet my daughter, Sinistra. 293 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,903 Well, I-- Sinistra. 294 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,428 You must be joshing? 295 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:38,475 My dear, young man, I am not a josher. 296 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:41,217 Shall we? Delighted. 297 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,831 Then there were two. 298 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,268 Correction, one. 299 00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:49,791 I'm going to my room. Wait a minute. 300 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,488 Now we just met this morning. 301 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,142 I've heard of love at first sight, 302 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,622 but never hate. 303 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:57,538 Why? Because you're a fortune hunter. 304 00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,670 Me, a fortune hunter? 305 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,281 Well, certainly. 306 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:02,934 I-I mean, why would Hiram Stokely, 307 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,763 a complete stranger, remember you in his will? 308 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,243 Well, I don't know, but by the same token, 309 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,071 why should he remember you? 310 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:11,247 I mean, you never heard of him before either, did you? 311 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:14,468 No. All right. 312 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,861 Now, we both know someone's tryin' to 313 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,515 scare us out of here. 314 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,300 Now if we team up, we'll be twice as strong. 315 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,779 What do ya say? 316 00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:26,001 All right, it's a deal. 317 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,351 We will not be scared. 318 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,049 A business relationship. 319 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,833 Strictly business. 320 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:36,229 ♪♪ 321 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,549 [belches] 322 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,816 Ah! 323 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,515 Oh, that's quite a turn ya gave me there, Mr. Ripper. 324 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,517 Hey, "quite a turn," that's pretty good. 325 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,910 You get it? Time marches on, Mr. Hulk, 326 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,609 and you sit here making insane jokes. 327 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,828 Do you realize that I still have a full house? 328 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,656 What's happened to your infernal helpers? 329 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,658 Don't be impatient, boss-- They'll be here. 330 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,096 You told me that an hour ago. 331 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,148 Mr. Hulk say, follow highway 52. 332 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,411 No can miss Stokely house. 333 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,935 Me find train okay, but what happened house? 334 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,589 Well, don't look at me. 335 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,113 You're supposed to be the guide, Chicken Fat. 336 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,940 No call "Chicken Fat." 337 00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,768 Me Chicken Feather. 338 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,380 Whee! 339 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,479 [laughing] Nifty, huh? 340 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,089 [all] yeah. 341 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,438 How do you like this new bustin' up billboards game 342 00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:57,223 I invented? 343 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,702 Oh, you're the greatest, boss! 344 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,051 Yeah, no one rottener than you, boss. 345 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,705 When something rottener is invented, 346 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,620 Eric Von Zipper will invent it. Right! 347 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:06,580 And not only is it rotten, but it's nifty and safe. 348 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:07,972 Anybody see anymore billboards around here 349 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,887 for us to bust up? 350 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,672 Yeah, I think I see one over there boss. Oh, yeah-- okay. 351 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,109 Turn 'em over, group. 352 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,807 [engines revving] 353 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,984 Mmm... fresh tracks. 354 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,073 Full retreads. 355 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,293 Me think we finally find the right trail! 356 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:25,773 Right trail? 357 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,340 You couldn't find the right trail 358 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,385 from a plate of beans, to your big, fat mouth. 359 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,431 Now get in here and let me drive. 360 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,998 Okay, let me change [indistinct]. 361 00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,565 [Monstro growling] 362 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,437 Oh, shut up, Monstro. 363 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:40,091 We're just as hungry as you are. 364 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,181 Go back-- Go back. 365 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:49,971 Whoa, them wild ones. 366 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,321 Must be on leave of absence to late-late show. 367 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,715 Oh, nobody would be on this mangy cow path 368 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:57,326 if they weren't headed for the Stokely estate. 369 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,546 Mush! 370 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,436 Hey, look at the nice, pretty lake they put over there. 371 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,004 Probably just for us, huh? 372 00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:25,224 Follow me! 373 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,704 [screaming] 374 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,672 Help! Fearless leader, you think we oughta follow him? 375 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,369 [Von Zipper] Help! Maybe we'd better. 376 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,067 He looks like he's trying to swim the English Channel. 377 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,069 Me no can swim. 378 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,854 Me feathers, no duck. 379 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,856 Oh, no! 380 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:56,733 Hey, where do ya think you're goin'? 381 00:20:56,864 --> 00:21:00,694 That's the best lookin' truck driver I ever seen. 382 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,874 Don't worry, lady, I'll save ya. 383 00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,528 I'll save ya. 384 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:10,486 I think your boss has gone into shock. 385 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,967 Hey, boss, what are ya doin'? 386 00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:15,709 I gotta save that truck driver. 387 00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:18,102 But, boss! [Von Zipper] What-- What? 388 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:20,496 You can't swim. 389 00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,546 Help! 390 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,724 Help! 391 00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:37,470 I'll save ya! 392 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,080 I'll save ya! 393 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,300 I'll save ya! 394 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:46,217 Wow. 395 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:49,525 Well, shall I say, it, uh, looks lived in. 396 00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:53,007 Yes, by vampires. 397 00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:57,011 Truthfully, don't you feel more comfortable, 398 00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:59,143 now that we have our little business relationship? 399 00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:02,277 I mean, you look after me and I look after you, 400 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,758 and... 401 00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:07,108 Right... 402 00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:10,981 and with no romantic involvements. 403 00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:13,332 No romantic involvements because, that way, 404 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:16,160 people might get hurt. 405 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,162 Couldn't let that happen, could we? 406 00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:21,514 Right. 407 00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:25,909 Um, I think I better go change now. 408 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,783 Lili. 409 00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:34,178 Really, don't you think-- I have to go. 410 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:37,791 And don't forget... 411 00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:39,314 You don't have this business relationship 412 00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:42,970 with anybody else, except me. 413 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,712 Right. 414 00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:47,757 Business, they say. 415 00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,846 Monkey business, I say. 416 00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:55,983 [indistinct] 417 00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:59,900 ♪♪ 418 00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:44,814 Good heavens. 419 00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:56,304 Young people today are a nervous lot. 420 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,828 All squiggling in unison. 421 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:01,265 They're not squiggling, they're dancing. 422 00:24:01,396 --> 00:24:03,529 Get with it, poppy. 423 00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:07,533 Hey, hi, Aunt Myrtle! 424 00:24:07,663 --> 00:24:09,186 Hi, Aunt Myrtle. Hi, Aunt Myrtle. 425 00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:10,579 Hey, you know, this is a real swingin' place 426 00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:12,059 you've got here. 427 00:24:12,189 --> 00:24:13,669 Well, I'm glad ya like it, Goo-goo. 428 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,454 The joint might be ours, after tonight. 429 00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:17,891 I happen to see you're enjoying yourself, young man. 430 00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:20,067 Oh, Mr. Ripper, This is Miss Vicki Orane. 431 00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:21,982 Hello. 432 00:24:22,112 --> 00:24:23,897 [Myrtle] And a young exchange student from Italy, 433 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:26,465 Miss Piccola Peek. Pupa. 434 00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:28,336 Oh, pardon me-- "Pupa." 435 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,120 [collective giggling] 436 00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:32,296 I was, uh, telling your aunt that I should like you 437 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:33,994 to meet my daughter. 438 00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:36,779 Oh, he'd like to meet anybody's daughter. 439 00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:41,262 [blowing whistle] 440 00:24:41,392 --> 00:24:42,916 What's that? 441 00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:45,092 Oh, that's, um, a subsonic whistle. 442 00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:47,137 It can only get through to people 443 00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:50,314 with an acutely developed sense of hearing. 444 00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:52,534 Your daughter's acutely developed? 445 00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:55,885 Well, judge for yourself. 446 00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:59,889 [cat calls, whistling] 447 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:03,066 She's acutely developed, all right. 448 00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:13,207 That's my little girl. 449 00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:15,775 You called, daddy dear? Yes, indeed, I did. 450 00:25:15,905 --> 00:25:17,690 I want you to meet a very charming young man. 451 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:20,344 Oh, what fun! 452 00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:22,216 Yes, isn't it? 453 00:25:22,346 --> 00:25:24,392 But first, we want to make a good impression, don't we? 454 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,002 Oh, yes, daddy dear. 455 00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:29,049 So, we'll, um, take our glasses off, won't we? 456 00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:31,355 But, when we take our glasses off, 457 00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:34,184 we can't hardly see. 458 00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:36,535 Remember what I told you about passes 459 00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:39,189 and girls with glasses. 460 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,802 Yes, daddy dear. 461 00:25:42,932 --> 00:25:45,805 Oh, you are a very nice, young man. 462 00:25:45,935 --> 00:25:47,807 No, dear, not him. 463 00:25:47,937 --> 00:25:51,375 This very charming young man's name is Bobby. 464 00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:53,160 I'm Vicki. 465 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:55,118 He's Miss Forbush's only living relative. 466 00:25:55,249 --> 00:25:57,643 I'm Vicki. 467 00:25:57,773 --> 00:25:59,645 I am Vicki! 468 00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:01,560 Follow me. 469 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,779 Oh, anywhere. 470 00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:07,391 I'm Vicki. 471 00:26:07,522 --> 00:26:09,045 Who cares? 472 00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:11,787 Men do seem to like her, for some reason. 473 00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:17,097 I can think of three reasons-- 38-24-36. 474 00:26:17,227 --> 00:26:19,578 Oy. 475 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,323 That's better. 476 00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:28,630 Uh, bobby? Hmm? 477 00:26:28,761 --> 00:26:31,459 Do you like, uh, surprises? 478 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,201 Oh, I love 'em. 479 00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:38,292 That's good, because you've got one coming now, love. 480 00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:40,773 Oh, boy. 481 00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:43,210 I bet I know what that is. 482 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:44,733 I bet you don't. 483 00:26:44,864 --> 00:26:46,909 Oh... 484 00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:53,437 What are you fixing? Relax. 485 00:26:53,568 --> 00:26:55,614 It's just orange-aid 486 00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:59,879 with a couple of my own special ingredients. 487 00:27:00,009 --> 00:27:03,970 Uh, how do you like the antique furniture? 488 00:27:06,102 --> 00:27:08,801 Oh, well, I don't know. 489 00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:12,718 It's okay. 490 00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:15,242 It's great-- It's really great. 491 00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:17,505 I bet it goes back to Louis the XV. 492 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,724 Here, Bobby, dear. 493 00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:20,682 Once you taste this, 494 00:27:20,813 --> 00:27:22,945 you'll never drink anything else. 495 00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:37,699 Bobby?What? 496 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:40,180 You're not drinking. 497 00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:43,792 I mean, I'm not very thirsty. 498 00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:48,144 [snaps fingers] Bobby, your dear, sweet aunt is calling you. 499 00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:51,234 I think I hear my dear, sweet aunt calling me. 500 00:27:51,365 --> 00:27:53,149 Well, that's ridiculous. 501 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,586 I have 20-20-20 hearing and I don't hear a thing! 502 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:58,067 20-20-20? 503 00:27:58,198 --> 00:28:00,200 Yeah, and she's right out on the lawn. 504 00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:01,767 What difference does it make? 505 00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:03,638 Just as long as we're together. 506 00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:05,379 Lover? 507 00:28:05,509 --> 00:28:07,381 Bobby? 508 00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:19,785 Oh, there you are. 509 00:28:22,439 --> 00:28:25,355 You are a shy one, aren't you? 510 00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:29,882 I get it. 511 00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:34,538 Uh, you're so happy, you're speechless. 512 00:28:34,669 --> 00:28:36,540 Come on, drink it. 513 00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:39,021 Pretty please? 514 00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:45,332 You are a stubborn one, aren't you? 515 00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:47,813 Well, I'll take care of that. 516 00:28:55,168 --> 00:29:00,216 ♪ Don't try to be indifferent to me ♪ 517 00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:07,049 ♪ Don't think you're not falling for me ♪ 518 00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:12,663 ♪ You're standing right on the brink ♪ 519 00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:17,538 ♪ of something bigger than you think ♪ 520 00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:20,541 ♪ Don't try to fight it baby ♪ 521 00:29:23,718 --> 00:29:28,244 ♪ Just take a look into my eyes ♪ 522 00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:37,558 ♪ It's time you took the trip you're taking to paradise ♪ 523 00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:42,345 ♪ You know it's bigger than both of us ♪ 524 00:29:45,218 --> 00:29:50,789 ♪ You'll see I'm a girl you can trust ♪ 525 00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:55,619 ♪ You're gonna know how it feels ♪ 526 00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:59,145 ♪ You're falling head over heels ♪ 527 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:04,106 ♪ Don't try to fight it baby ♪ 528 00:30:06,761 --> 00:30:11,113 ♪ Don't try to fight it baby ♪ 529 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:17,816 [steam whistling] 530 00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:24,300 And you said you didn't smoke. 531 00:30:30,698 --> 00:30:33,962 [car backfiring] 532 00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:43,842 Oh, we made it! Indeed, you did. 533 00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:45,669 Welcome, princess. 534 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,541 I am Reginald Ripper. 535 00:30:47,671 --> 00:30:51,284 Mr. Ripper... I assumed as much. 536 00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:54,069 You're like a giant among men. 537 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:58,682 Shrewd, forceful, dominating, 538 00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:00,510 and rotten, too! 539 00:31:00,641 --> 00:31:02,338 [chuckling] 540 00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:05,037 If you please, princess, time is of the essence. 541 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:07,517 Oh, by all means, Mr. Ripper. 542 00:31:07,648 --> 00:31:10,520 I think we're like birds of a feather. 543 00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:12,435 Vultures, that is. 544 00:31:12,566 --> 00:31:14,481 [growling] 545 00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:15,830 Oh, heavens-- What's that? 546 00:31:15,961 --> 00:31:17,266 Oh, just Monstro. 547 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:18,746 Come on-- I'll introduce you to him. 548 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:22,097 Hey, Monstro! [Monstro roaring] 549 00:31:22,228 --> 00:31:24,143 Shut up, Monstro. 550 00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:26,580 Mama'll only be gone a little while. 551 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:28,799 Princess, did you have to bring that monkey with ya? 552 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,453 How many times have I told ya, 553 00:31:30,584 --> 00:31:32,325 when you do a job for me, 554 00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:34,022 park this peanut grinder in a zoo or something. 555 00:31:34,153 --> 00:31:37,156 Oh, oh. 556 00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:39,288 Hold up on that, hold up, hold up. 557 00:31:39,419 --> 00:31:41,073 Steady. What's happening? 558 00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:44,163 [collective chatter] 559 00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:45,904 But he's really as gentle as a kitten. 560 00:31:46,034 --> 00:31:47,470 Except when he's scared, 561 00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:50,038 or when he thinks somebody's threatening me. 562 00:31:50,169 --> 00:31:51,866 Now you behave, Monstro, 563 00:31:51,997 --> 00:31:53,737 and everything's gonna be all right. 564 00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:56,044 Well, shall we? 565 00:31:58,264 --> 00:32:00,309 Not that way, princess. 566 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,094 This calls for discretion. 567 00:32:02,224 --> 00:32:04,270 My four unwanted guests. 568 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,273 I assume Mr. Hulk explained what you're to do. 569 00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:10,189 Him make broad hint. 570 00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:17,196 Follow me. 571 00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:19,372 This way-- Go. 572 00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:25,117 There she is, my princess. 573 00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:26,509 I love her. 574 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,337 Who are them three slobs, boss? 575 00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:31,558 I don't know, but one of 'em looks like Sherlock Holmes. 576 00:32:31,688 --> 00:32:33,212 Hey, prin-- 577 00:32:56,626 --> 00:32:58,454 [collective chatter] 578 00:32:58,585 --> 00:32:59,803 Where-where-where is she? 579 00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:01,370 W-where's my princess? 580 00:33:01,501 --> 00:33:02,981 She went right through the wall. 581 00:33:03,111 --> 00:33:04,808 [collective chatter] Right through the wall? 582 00:33:04,939 --> 00:33:06,723 Shh-- where did she go? 583 00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:09,639 [collective chatter] Shut up! 584 00:33:09,770 --> 00:33:12,512 Jeromey... 585 00:33:12,642 --> 00:33:14,818 tell me the truth and nothin's gonna happen to ya. 586 00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,168 Where did she go? 587 00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:17,604 Right through the wall! 588 00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:19,171 Don't ever lie to your leader. 589 00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:20,737 He ain't lyin', boss. 590 00:33:20,868 --> 00:33:22,261 Shut up-- You two, show me. 591 00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:24,480 Show me, you stupids-- Show me! 592 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:30,965 [collective shouting] 593 00:33:31,096 --> 00:33:33,315 Ah, ah! 594 00:33:33,446 --> 00:33:34,664 You're screaming-- Why are you screaming? 595 00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:37,189 You stupids! 596 00:33:37,319 --> 00:33:41,758 Now, how could anybody walk through a stone wall? 597 00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:44,152 That ain't even human, right? Boss, I think you-- 598 00:33:44,283 --> 00:33:46,459 Shut up, shut up-- I'm thinkin'. 599 00:33:46,589 --> 00:33:49,244 Now, the last time I seen her, 600 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:51,681 she was standin' over there with them three slobs, right? 601 00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:53,683 What she probably did was, 602 00:33:53,814 --> 00:33:55,555 she walked around the side of the-- But, boss-- 603 00:33:55,685 --> 00:33:57,644 I warned ya-- I warned ya! 604 00:33:57,774 --> 00:34:00,908 I warned ya, don't talk-don't talk when I'm thinkin'. 605 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,997 But, boss-- Shut up! 606 00:34:03,128 --> 00:34:05,173 You, I told to shut up! 607 00:34:05,304 --> 00:34:07,958 Once more, J.D.-- just once. 608 00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:11,614 Now, what-- ah! 609 00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:13,268 Boss is gonna think we pushed him. 610 00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:15,531 Oh, is he gonna be mad! 611 00:34:15,662 --> 00:34:17,055 He's gonna be madder if we don't go pick him up. 612 00:34:17,185 --> 00:34:19,448 Get in there! 613 00:34:29,197 --> 00:34:30,938 Well, that's more like it. 614 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,635 Now that we've formed our mutual protection society, 615 00:34:32,766 --> 00:34:34,681 we may as well be friendly. 616 00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:37,379 I'm not being friendly, I'm being scared. 617 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:38,902 Ah, there's nothing to be scared of. 618 00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:40,687 Not with me here. 619 00:34:40,817 --> 00:34:42,689 Oh! 620 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:47,346 Nice try! 621 00:34:49,826 --> 00:34:51,915 [Malcolm] Nice throw. 622 00:34:52,046 --> 00:34:54,527 Look, let's not be dopes and fall into their trap, huh? 623 00:34:54,657 --> 00:34:56,268 Someone's just tryin' to scare us out of here 624 00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:57,530 before the reading of the will. 625 00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:59,662 Somebody's trying to kill us. 626 00:34:59,793 --> 00:35:01,142 Look, I'm going back to the house. 627 00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:02,578 Wait-- I'll go with you. 628 00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:04,754 Please, sir, I must talk to you. 629 00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:07,192 Sure, sure. 630 00:35:07,322 --> 00:35:08,541 We'll have a nice, long talk 631 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:09,890 as soon as you learn some manners 632 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,587 and stop throwing hatchets at people. 633 00:35:11,718 --> 00:35:14,329 No, no, I'm not responsible for any of the actions 634 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:15,939 that have been taking place here. 635 00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:17,985 Oh, of course not. 636 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,943 I've seen it-- I know all the dialogue. 637 00:35:20,074 --> 00:35:22,163 You want me to leave this house, right? 638 00:35:22,294 --> 00:35:24,383 Exactly, sir. Well, I'm not. 639 00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:27,299 I'm going to be here at midnight when the will is read, 640 00:35:27,429 --> 00:35:28,822 and I'm going to be here tomorrow 641 00:35:28,952 --> 00:35:30,519 when the money is divided. 642 00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:33,914 If you must, sir, I beg you, be careful. 643 00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:36,438 Someone here is trying to kill you. 644 00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:38,440 And you know his name, right? 645 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:40,573 Indeed, I do, sir. 646 00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:44,142 And you're going to say, "and his name is"... 647 00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:46,405 And a phony knife is going to stab you in the chest. 648 00:35:46,535 --> 00:35:48,233 And you're going to roll up your eyes 649 00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:49,712 and make-believe you're dead. 650 00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:51,497 Don't make sport of me, sir. 651 00:35:51,627 --> 00:35:55,631 I am trying to save your life. 652 00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:57,807 I'm sorry, sir, but I've got a girl to follow. 653 00:35:57,938 --> 00:35:59,940 So long. 654 00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:01,811 Somebody is trying to kill you. 655 00:36:01,942 --> 00:36:04,466 His name is-- 656 00:36:06,773 --> 00:36:09,123 How I ever allowed myself to be hoodwinked into 657 00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:11,995 having him for my attorney, is beyond me. 658 00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:15,303 And with that phony British accent. 659 00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:17,000 Oh, surely, 660 00:36:17,131 --> 00:36:20,090 there must be something better for me to look at. 661 00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:23,964 If my mother could see me like this... 662 00:36:24,094 --> 00:36:27,097 D-don't you think we're overdoing it? 663 00:36:27,228 --> 00:36:28,795 Just a little? 664 00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:30,536 In case like this, in my country, we'd say... 665 00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:33,669 [speaking Italian] 666 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,411 What does that mean? 667 00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:42,112 ♪ Stand up and fight for what you think is right ♪ 668 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:48,075 ♪ Don't let anyone get in your way-ay-ay-ay ♪ 669 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:53,689 ♪ Right down to the letter you're gonna feel better ♪ 670 00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:55,648 ♪ It's true 671 00:36:55,778 --> 00:36:59,695 ♪ Just do what I say-ay-ay-ay ♪ 672 00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:05,919 ♪ Stand up and fight for what you think is right ♪ 673 00:37:06,049 --> 00:37:11,446 ♪ If you want things to go your way-ay-ay-ay ♪ 674 00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:14,144 ♪ Don't hesitate a minute 675 00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:17,539 ♪ Your game you win it ♪ 676 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:21,369 ♪ If you just do what I say ♪ 677 00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:26,113 ♪ Don't even not this season ♪ 678 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:29,290 ♪ You've gotta win and that's enough reason ♪ 679 00:37:29,421 --> 00:37:35,078 ♪ Stand up and fight for what you think is right ♪ 680 00:37:35,209 --> 00:37:40,693 ♪ 'cause that's what's happening today-ay-ay-ay ♪ 681 00:37:40,823 --> 00:37:43,565 ♪ Move out let 'em know ♪ 682 00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:46,351 ♪ It's your ball you roll it ♪ 683 00:37:46,481 --> 00:37:52,313 ♪ You'll see it's the only way ♪ 684 00:37:52,444 --> 00:37:58,232 ♪ You'll see it's the only way ♪ 685 00:37:58,363 --> 00:38:01,975 ♪ You'll see it's the only way ♪ 686 00:38:07,023 --> 00:38:09,330 Well, it may be the only way for you, 687 00:38:09,461 --> 00:38:11,463 but it's too far out for me. 688 00:38:11,593 --> 00:38:13,813 I think I'll settle for this. 689 00:38:16,076 --> 00:38:19,688 ♪♪ 690 00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:27,043 [snaps fingers] 691 00:38:27,174 --> 00:38:29,263 You gotta fight fire with fire, honey. 692 00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:31,570 Wear the bikini. 693 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:34,312 It's just what the doctor ordered. 694 00:38:40,274 --> 00:38:41,928 On second thought, 695 00:38:42,058 --> 00:38:45,627 this might be just what the doctor ordered. 696 00:38:52,025 --> 00:38:54,593 Ow! 697 00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,159 What are you doing out here, wood work? 698 00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:58,074 Boss, you keep telling me this joint ain't haunted. 699 00:38:58,205 --> 00:38:59,641 Well, explain some of them screwy things 700 00:38:59,772 --> 00:39:01,034 that are going on, 701 00:39:01,164 --> 00:39:02,340 like that self-propelling candelabra. 702 00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:03,558 No time for that now. 703 00:39:03,689 --> 00:39:05,255 Do you realize, it's 9:00? 704 00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:07,170 And so far, not one single casualty. 705 00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:09,608 I am to read the will in three hours! 706 00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:11,131 Well, that's life, boss-- It takes doin'. 707 00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:12,654 Well, do it-- Go on, get in there. 708 00:39:12,785 --> 00:39:15,918 [indistinct chatter] 709 00:39:16,049 --> 00:39:17,529 Ow! 710 00:39:17,659 --> 00:39:20,053 Ah, Mr. Ripper. 711 00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:23,622 I'm so glad you introduced little Bobby to Sinistra. 712 00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:26,276 She's so sophisticated and everything. 713 00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:28,844 She'll give him just what he needs. 714 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:33,588 Would you mind if Bobby and I went out for a while? 715 00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,547 I'd, uh, like to show him the sights. 716 00:39:35,677 --> 00:39:37,375 Sights aren't that bad right here. 717 00:39:37,505 --> 00:39:39,638 Of the city, I mean. 718 00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:42,075 I have, uh, something special in mind. 719 00:39:42,205 --> 00:39:44,382 Why, of course, dear. 720 00:39:44,512 --> 00:39:45,818 Uh, where do you want to go? 721 00:39:45,948 --> 00:39:47,820 Oh, just out on the veranda. 722 00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:51,389 It's so romantic, and, uh, so high. 723 00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:54,348 The people look like crawling insects below. 724 00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:56,611 Why, that'll be perfectly all right. 725 00:39:56,742 --> 00:39:58,570 Just don't stay out too long. 726 00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:00,354 Oh, this won't take long at all. 727 00:40:00,485 --> 00:40:02,443 Good night, papa. 728 00:40:02,574 --> 00:40:03,575 Good night, dear-- happy hunting. 729 00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:05,968 I mean, uh, have a good time. 730 00:40:08,057 --> 00:40:11,887 ♪♪ 731 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,240 ♪ Make the music pretty play a happy song ♪ 732 00:40:17,371 --> 00:40:20,418 ♪ Make the music pretty or I can't go on ♪ 733 00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:23,464 ♪ Everybody's singin' about a broken heart ♪ 734 00:40:23,595 --> 00:40:25,205 ♪ Don't you know can't you see ♪ 735 00:40:25,335 --> 00:40:27,250 ♪ It's tearin' me apart now ♪ 736 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:30,079 ♪ Make the music pretty and I'll tell you why ♪ 737 00:40:30,210 --> 00:40:33,387 ♪ Make the music pretty or you'll make me cry ♪ 738 00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:36,303 ♪ Let me hear you play a happy melody ♪ 739 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:39,175 ♪ Come on and make the music pretty for me ♪ 740 00:40:41,264 --> 00:40:43,049 Why do I have to see the view? 741 00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:44,311 Why? 742 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:47,096 Because it's so romantic. 743 00:40:47,227 --> 00:40:49,055 Yeah, but I get pretty dizzy at heights, 744 00:40:49,185 --> 00:40:51,884 I keep telling ya. Oh, don't worry. 745 00:40:52,014 --> 00:40:54,147 I'm here with you. 746 00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:56,628 That's what I'm afraid of. 747 00:40:56,758 --> 00:41:00,762 ♪♪ 748 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:10,119 [indistinct chatter] 749 00:41:15,777 --> 00:41:17,779 Hey, what are you doin'? 750 00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:19,564 Just checking. 751 00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:21,653 I wanna make sure it is you this time. 752 00:41:21,783 --> 00:41:24,090 Yeah, well, it's me, all right. 753 00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:29,922 Hey, can't we go someplace else? 754 00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:33,012 I mean, I get claustrophobia in high places like this. 755 00:41:33,142 --> 00:41:35,536 Silly, that isn't what you get in high places. 756 00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:37,669 Well, listen, whatever you get, 757 00:41:37,799 --> 00:41:39,584 that's what I got. 758 00:41:39,714 --> 00:41:40,976 Now, you just stay there a minute. 759 00:41:41,107 --> 00:41:43,501 I want to make sure this is the place. 760 00:41:43,631 --> 00:41:45,285 [snaps fingers] 761 00:41:45,415 --> 00:41:49,942 Yoo-hoo, Goo goo. 762 00:41:50,072 --> 00:41:53,119 I think I hear my dear Aunt Myrtle calling me. 763 00:41:56,383 --> 00:41:57,863 This is the place. 764 00:41:59,908 --> 00:42:01,388 Silly boy. 765 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,129 Playing games, are you? 766 00:42:03,259 --> 00:42:08,134 Why don't you ever learn to relax? 767 00:42:08,264 --> 00:42:12,486 Here, I'll massage your neck muscles for you. 768 00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:16,011 Ooh, aren't you built. 769 00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:20,146 Your poor muscles are so tense and so tight. 770 00:42:20,276 --> 00:42:23,628 But Sinistra knows how to relax you... 771 00:42:23,758 --> 00:42:26,761 permanently. 772 00:42:33,202 --> 00:42:35,553 One less finger in the jam pot. 773 00:42:35,683 --> 00:42:38,033 Won't papa be delighted. 774 00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:48,043 Vicki? 775 00:42:50,437 --> 00:42:52,570 Vicki. 776 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,098 Oh, no, it can't be! 777 00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:01,143 Bobby. 778 00:43:04,277 --> 00:43:07,410 Bobby. 779 00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:10,370 Oh, no, no, no! 780 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:14,330 [laughter] 781 00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:18,291 [thunder crashing] [screaming] 782 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,788 Ya-ya-ya! 783 00:43:36,918 --> 00:43:39,094 Revolting, little pip-squeaks. 784 00:43:48,234 --> 00:43:51,324 [ghostly wailing] 785 00:44:02,204 --> 00:44:03,728 Why do you "ooo-ooo-ooo?" 786 00:44:03,858 --> 00:44:05,251 'Cause I'm afraid. 787 00:44:05,381 --> 00:44:07,645 Don't be afraid, and don't "ooo-ooo-ooo." 788 00:44:07,775 --> 00:44:09,647 No more, huh? 789 00:44:13,781 --> 00:44:17,002 [clock chiming] 790 00:44:26,011 --> 00:44:28,143 Why are you doing that again? 791 00:44:28,274 --> 00:44:31,146 Twelve bongs right in my ear. 792 00:44:31,277 --> 00:44:32,495 It smarts! 793 00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:34,323 Never mind that now. 794 00:44:34,454 --> 00:44:35,934 I thought I made it clear to you and your wretched crew 795 00:44:36,064 --> 00:44:37,675 that you were to dispose of everybody 796 00:44:37,805 --> 00:44:39,415 before I read the will. 797 00:44:39,546 --> 00:44:41,069 Well, we want to, but nobody stays put long enough. 798 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,463 Excuses, excuses, excuses. 799 00:44:43,593 --> 00:44:45,160 Now, don't make me have to tell you again. 800 00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:46,988 Go on, get in there, and get on with it. 801 00:44:53,473 --> 00:44:55,257 Oh! 802 00:44:58,521 --> 00:45:02,438 Well... you're all comfortable. 803 00:45:02,569 --> 00:45:05,006 Let's get started, shall we? 804 00:45:07,574 --> 00:45:09,315 "I, Hiram Stokely, 805 00:45:09,445 --> 00:45:11,447 "being of sound mind and body"-- 806 00:45:11,578 --> 00:45:15,060 Uh, look, suppose I skip all the-- 807 00:45:15,190 --> 00:45:17,323 excuse the expression, dead stuff-- 808 00:45:17,453 --> 00:45:20,021 What? and get down to the requests. 809 00:45:20,152 --> 00:45:21,806 That's what you're waiting for. 810 00:45:21,936 --> 00:45:23,764 I, um, happen to know everything 811 00:45:23,895 --> 00:45:25,331 that's in this instrument 812 00:45:25,461 --> 00:45:27,550 because I drew it up myself. 813 00:45:27,681 --> 00:45:29,596 All Mr. Stokely's earthly possessions 814 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,598 are to be divided up among the four of us, 815 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,556 share and share alike. 816 00:45:33,687 --> 00:45:35,080 [Myrtle] Yay! 817 00:45:35,210 --> 00:45:36,342 Not bad. 818 00:45:36,472 --> 00:45:37,822 It would be a good deal better 819 00:45:37,952 --> 00:45:39,040 if I knew where the money was. 820 00:45:39,171 --> 00:45:40,868 Yeah-- what?What? 821 00:45:40,999 --> 00:45:44,785 I'm trying to tell you, the man had no bank accounts. 822 00:45:44,916 --> 00:45:46,613 As of this moment, the whereabouts of the money 823 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,354 is a complete mystery. 824 00:45:48,484 --> 00:45:50,660 Ugh, ugh! 825 00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:52,619 Then why? 826 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:55,796 Why did you have to drag me all the way here from Lompoc? 827 00:45:55,927 --> 00:45:57,189 I hate to sound mercenary, 828 00:45:57,319 --> 00:45:58,451 but could you give us an estimate? 829 00:45:58,581 --> 00:45:59,974 I can do even better than that. 830 00:46:00,105 --> 00:46:02,020 I can tell you exactly. 831 00:46:02,150 --> 00:46:04,631 By cheating, hornswoggling, finagling, 832 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:08,417 stealing, and perpetrating every knavery known to man, 833 00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:11,812 the old horse thief accumulated one million dollars. 834 00:46:11,943 --> 00:46:13,509 [thunder crashing] Wha-- 835 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,078 [screaming] 836 00:46:25,173 --> 00:46:26,174 What happened? Nothing, nothing. 837 00:46:26,305 --> 00:46:28,742 Uh-uh, let's get on with it. 838 00:46:28,873 --> 00:46:30,613 [piano playing] Ah! 839 00:46:30,744 --> 00:46:33,573 [Myrtle screaming] 840 00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:38,360 Don't be scared-- It's electric. 841 00:46:38,491 --> 00:46:40,667 It was probably shorted by the storm. 842 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:44,323 Oh... 843 00:46:44,453 --> 00:46:46,586 Oh! 844 00:46:46,716 --> 00:46:50,503 ♪♪ 845 00:47:02,515 --> 00:47:04,430 What's that? It's a codicil. 846 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,215 Codicil? Yeah, an addition to the will. 847 00:47:07,346 --> 00:47:09,609 Um, it seems to be legal. 848 00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:12,655 It's, uh, dated and signed by Mr. Stokely. 849 00:47:12,786 --> 00:47:14,309 Well, what's it say? 850 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,921 It just says that, uh, the million dollars is, uh, 851 00:47:17,051 --> 00:47:19,097 concealed somewhere in the house, 852 00:47:19,227 --> 00:47:20,533 and, uh, it's up to us to find it. 853 00:47:20,663 --> 00:47:22,274 Oh, no. 854 00:47:22,404 --> 00:47:24,058 Now we have to go on a treasure hunt. 855 00:47:24,189 --> 00:47:26,017 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 856 00:47:26,147 --> 00:47:29,716 Yes, here's a... here's a clue. 857 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,458 "Look to the prince of love." 858 00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:34,199 "Look to the prince of love?" 859 00:47:34,329 --> 00:47:36,070 What does that mean? 860 00:47:36,201 --> 00:47:38,116 Well, your guess is as good as mine. 861 00:47:38,246 --> 00:47:41,641 Um, I suggest that we all turn in, 862 00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:44,644 and, uh, have a good go at it in the morning. 863 00:47:44,774 --> 00:47:46,341 Well, I'll turn in, 864 00:47:46,472 --> 00:47:48,213 but I don't know how I'm going to sleep 865 00:47:48,343 --> 00:47:49,997 with all that's been going on. 866 00:47:50,128 --> 00:47:51,651 Don't worry, honey-- Don't worry. 867 00:47:51,781 --> 00:47:53,479 I never go to a haunted house 868 00:47:53,609 --> 00:47:55,785 without a large supply of sedatives. 869 00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:57,613 Supposed to be Stokely's idea of good, clean fun. 870 00:47:57,744 --> 00:47:59,354 Once a showman, always a showman. 871 00:47:59,485 --> 00:48:01,487 Please, just let's go. 872 00:48:04,142 --> 00:48:08,146 ♪♪ 873 00:48:11,976 --> 00:48:14,195 [belches] 874 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:20,071 Hey, boss, if this joint ain't haunted, 875 00:48:20,201 --> 00:48:22,551 will you explain to me what's goin' on out there? 876 00:48:22,682 --> 00:48:24,423 Suppose you'll explain to me what's going on in here. 877 00:48:24,553 --> 00:48:26,425 Everybody's still alive 878 00:48:26,555 --> 00:48:28,079 and you have the affrontery to sit there eating, 879 00:48:28,209 --> 00:48:29,645 by candlelight? 880 00:48:29,776 --> 00:48:31,212 Well, don't blow a gasket, boss. 881 00:48:31,343 --> 00:48:33,040 They come a long way-- They're starved. 882 00:48:33,171 --> 00:48:34,520 After all, sweets, 883 00:48:34,650 --> 00:48:36,217 you can't expect us to do what we have to do 884 00:48:36,348 --> 00:48:37,871 on an empty stomach. 885 00:48:38,002 --> 00:48:40,091 Indian tradition... 886 00:48:40,221 --> 00:48:42,876 never go on war path before first eating buffalo. 887 00:48:43,007 --> 00:48:44,834 Buffalo-smuffalo. 888 00:48:44,965 --> 00:48:46,445 You heard me read the will, didn't you? 889 00:48:46,575 --> 00:48:48,099 Yeah, buried treasure, 890 00:48:48,229 --> 00:48:49,448 and we expect our cut of it, too. 891 00:48:49,578 --> 00:48:51,102 Well, you can expect until doomsday. 892 00:48:51,232 --> 00:48:52,799 Nobody's been knocked off around here, 893 00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,366 except Malcolm the butler, 894 00:48:54,496 --> 00:48:55,976 and I took care of him myself, 895 00:48:56,107 --> 00:48:57,935 and my daughter's taking care of that upstart, bobby. 896 00:48:58,065 --> 00:48:59,762 You hear that, chicky? 897 00:48:59,893 --> 00:49:02,156 They got two expert caretakers-- Quiet! 898 00:49:02,287 --> 00:49:05,333 Mr. Ripper have tradition, too. 899 00:49:05,464 --> 00:49:08,162 No do job, no get wampum. 900 00:49:08,293 --> 00:49:10,686 Put that in your teepee and smoke it. 901 00:49:20,261 --> 00:49:21,610 I'm steamin', I'm steamin'. 902 00:49:21,741 --> 00:49:23,482 I-I'm so exaggerated. What's the matter? 903 00:49:23,612 --> 00:49:25,179 I'm mad on that princess. 904 00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:27,181 What'd she do, boss? The only girl I ever loved. 905 00:49:27,312 --> 00:49:29,140 And now, she and them three slobs 906 00:49:29,270 --> 00:49:31,403 are gonna steal a million clams from them folks, 907 00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:33,927 and they didn't even invite me! 908 00:49:34,058 --> 00:49:36,060 Why don't you give her the finger, boss? 909 00:49:36,190 --> 00:49:37,887 No, no, what I'm gonna do is, 910 00:49:38,018 --> 00:49:39,628 we're gonna find them clams 911 00:49:39,759 --> 00:49:41,456 and we're gonna keep 'em for ourselves, 912 00:49:41,587 --> 00:49:44,982 and we ain't gonna share with her, nor nobody! 913 00:49:45,112 --> 00:49:46,722 How ya gonna do that, boss? 914 00:49:46,853 --> 00:49:49,769 Don't worry-- He knows how we're gonna do it. 915 00:49:49,899 --> 00:49:53,686 How we gonna do it, boss? How? 916 00:49:53,816 --> 00:49:55,470 That's a good question. 917 00:49:55,601 --> 00:49:58,604 I'll tell ya how, is how. 918 00:49:58,734 --> 00:50:01,520 Who told ya to ask me that question? 919 00:50:01,650 --> 00:50:03,000 Anybody tell ya to-did anybody tell ya to ask that? 920 00:50:03,130 --> 00:50:04,566 No! Shh, shh! 921 00:50:04,697 --> 00:50:07,134 Don't bite--- Let go. 922 00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:08,831 Hide, hide! 923 00:50:08,962 --> 00:50:13,140 ♪♪ 924 00:50:23,672 --> 00:50:25,544 Shh! 925 00:50:25,674 --> 00:50:27,937 [collective shushing] 926 00:50:28,068 --> 00:50:29,809 No, not everybody-- Just me! 927 00:50:29,939 --> 00:50:31,593 I'm the only shusher! 928 00:50:31,724 --> 00:50:33,421 Shh! 929 00:50:37,686 --> 00:50:41,168 [thunder crashing] [screaming] 930 00:50:45,390 --> 00:50:47,566 Thanks for talking to me, Chuck. 931 00:50:47,696 --> 00:50:49,655 I-I feel a lot better now. 932 00:50:49,785 --> 00:50:51,874 You know, this is the wildest coincidence, 933 00:50:52,005 --> 00:50:54,138 that both our fathers were carnival operators, 934 00:50:54,268 --> 00:50:57,271 and both were swindled by a con man. 935 00:50:57,402 --> 00:50:59,404 Maybe it isn't a coincidence. 936 00:50:59,534 --> 00:51:00,753 Stokely. 937 00:51:00,883 --> 00:51:02,102 That's his name-- I remember. 938 00:51:02,233 --> 00:51:03,843 That's the name of the crook. 939 00:51:03,973 --> 00:51:05,366 Stokely. 940 00:51:05,497 --> 00:51:09,066 Yeah, yeah, rings a bell with me, too. 941 00:51:09,196 --> 00:51:12,460 But if this is the same Stokely who was the culprit, 942 00:51:12,591 --> 00:51:17,683 then why would he be our benefactor now? 943 00:51:17,813 --> 00:51:19,685 Search me? 944 00:51:19,815 --> 00:51:23,123 Anyway, it-it'll clear up tomorrow. 945 00:51:23,254 --> 00:51:26,866 Good-night, Lili. 946 00:51:26,996 --> 00:51:30,478 A business arrangement. 947 00:51:30,609 --> 00:51:33,612 That's my room over there, just in case. 948 00:51:33,742 --> 00:51:37,659 In case anything happens. Oh, okay. 949 00:51:37,790 --> 00:51:39,574 Good night, Chuck. Good night. 950 00:51:44,188 --> 00:51:46,581 [thunder crashing] 951 00:51:53,849 --> 00:51:57,636 ♪♪ 952 00:52:03,685 --> 00:52:05,470 Hi, Chuck. 953 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,862 Hey, the guys are a little crowded 954 00:52:06,993 --> 00:52:08,647 over there in the other bedroom, 955 00:52:08,777 --> 00:52:09,909 so I figured you wouldn't mind if I bunked here tonight. 956 00:52:10,039 --> 00:52:11,519 Oh, no, I don't mind. Okay, great. 957 00:52:11,650 --> 00:52:13,260 I was just ready to hit the sack, myself. 958 00:52:13,391 --> 00:52:15,567 Be my guest. 959 00:52:19,788 --> 00:52:22,139 [thunder crashing] 960 00:52:22,269 --> 00:52:24,576 [collective chatter] 961 00:52:28,623 --> 00:52:31,496 Uh, television repairman. 962 00:52:38,111 --> 00:52:41,375 [thunder crashing] 963 00:52:41,506 --> 00:52:43,508 ♪♪ 964 00:52:58,610 --> 00:53:00,351 You gonna keep the light on all night? Huh? 965 00:53:00,481 --> 00:53:02,004 Oh, I'm sorry. 966 00:53:02,135 --> 00:53:03,963 I was just trying to read myself to sleep. 967 00:53:11,927 --> 00:53:14,365 Thanks. 968 00:53:14,495 --> 00:53:16,149 What time is it? 969 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,282 Uh, I don't know. 970 00:53:18,412 --> 00:53:20,849 It's 2:00. 971 00:53:26,246 --> 00:53:28,335 Ah! 972 00:53:28,466 --> 00:53:31,077 What's wrong? 973 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:33,645 A skull-- There's a skull! 974 00:53:33,775 --> 00:53:35,603 What? 975 00:53:35,734 --> 00:53:38,215 What are you talkin' about? 976 00:53:38,345 --> 00:53:40,347 Well, that's funny. 977 00:53:40,478 --> 00:53:42,175 It was right there a minute ago. 978 00:53:42,306 --> 00:53:44,090 I don't understand it. 979 00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,223 Well, I understand. 980 00:53:46,353 --> 00:53:49,095 Anybody reading junk like this is bound to have nightmares. 981 00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:50,923 Go to sleep, will ya? 982 00:53:51,053 --> 00:53:52,403 How? 983 00:53:52,533 --> 00:53:53,708 Oh, for cryin' out loud. 984 00:53:53,839 --> 00:53:54,840 Now, I'm gonna have to take something 985 00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:56,885 or I'll never get to sleep. 986 00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:01,629 Something dastardly approaching. 987 00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,589 Be brave, boys-- Have courage. 988 00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:08,984 ♪♪ 989 00:54:27,525 --> 00:54:29,570 Ah! 990 00:54:29,701 --> 00:54:32,747 Oh, there are spooks loose all over my house. 991 00:54:32,878 --> 00:54:35,054 Something tried to grab me in the closet. 992 00:54:35,184 --> 00:54:36,664 It's a creepy claw! 993 00:54:36,795 --> 00:54:38,536 A claw? 994 00:54:38,666 --> 00:54:40,494 Man, you are driving me out of my skull! 995 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:42,453 No, the skull is over there. 996 00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:44,324 You're dreaming! 997 00:54:44,455 --> 00:54:46,195 Chuck, listen, I'm not kidding. 998 00:54:46,326 --> 00:54:48,023 This thing was nine feet tall and-- Now you listen to me. 999 00:54:48,154 --> 00:54:50,417 You get in there and you take a pill! 1000 00:54:50,548 --> 00:54:52,593 Hey, Chuck, really, I-- 1001 00:54:53,942 --> 00:54:57,772 ♪♪ 1002 00:55:17,444 --> 00:55:19,446 Well, I took the pill. 1003 00:55:26,235 --> 00:55:30,022 ♪♪ 1004 00:55:46,647 --> 00:55:49,998 [growling] [screaming] 1005 00:55:52,305 --> 00:55:53,785 Chuck, Chuck! 1006 00:55:53,915 --> 00:55:55,917 Ah! 1007 00:55:56,048 --> 00:55:59,747 ♪♪ 1008 00:56:08,626 --> 00:56:10,367 [collective chatter] 1009 00:56:10,497 --> 00:56:12,934 Calm down, calm down. 1010 00:56:13,065 --> 00:56:14,371 There is nothing to get excited about. 1011 00:56:14,501 --> 00:56:16,547 Bobby just had a nightmare, that's all. 1012 00:56:16,677 --> 00:56:18,331 Where-where is Bobby? 1013 00:56:18,462 --> 00:56:21,073 He-he went downstairs to get some warm milk. 1014 00:56:21,203 --> 00:56:22,553 Oh, come on, kids. 1015 00:56:22,683 --> 00:56:24,206 You're all acting like a bunch of old women. 1016 00:56:24,337 --> 00:56:25,338 Scat-- Dig up. 1017 00:56:25,469 --> 00:56:26,905 Come on-- Come on. 1018 00:56:35,304 --> 00:56:38,438 Hello, hello, operator? This is a recording. 1019 00:56:38,569 --> 00:56:41,398 You have dialed a wrong number, stupid. 1020 00:56:41,528 --> 00:56:43,617 I haven't dialed any number yet. 1021 00:56:43,748 --> 00:56:45,053 Look, this is an emergency. 1022 00:56:45,184 --> 00:56:46,838 Bobby. Oh! 1023 00:56:48,666 --> 00:56:50,015 Thanks, loads. 1024 00:56:50,145 --> 00:56:52,191 [crashing] What's that? 1025 00:56:52,321 --> 00:56:54,236 I don't know. 1026 00:56:54,367 --> 00:56:55,716 Let's find out. 1027 00:57:04,812 --> 00:57:06,466 Oh, keep away from that door. 1028 00:57:06,597 --> 00:57:08,816 It's a real son of a gun. 1029 00:57:16,041 --> 00:57:17,564 I thought I advised you to say them words. 1030 00:57:17,695 --> 00:57:19,479 Carry on! 1031 00:57:19,610 --> 00:57:21,263 [collective chatter] 1032 00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:22,569 What are you doing with books? 1033 00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:24,832 Here, Rip! 1034 00:57:24,963 --> 00:57:27,313 He won't open his mouth. 1035 00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:28,619 He's dead, stupid. 1036 00:57:28,749 --> 00:57:29,968 Jeromey! Yeah. 1037 00:57:30,098 --> 00:57:31,273 You see anything in them ears? 1038 00:57:31,404 --> 00:57:32,318 Yeah. What? 1039 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:34,189 Dirt. You stupid. 1040 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,191 Hey, come here! 1041 00:57:36,322 --> 00:57:37,628 Stop-- Come here. 1042 00:57:37,758 --> 00:57:39,934 Come here, come here, come here. 1043 00:57:40,065 --> 00:57:43,460 Listen, whoever hid that loot was pretty sharp, 1044 00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:46,332 but if he thinks he can out-sharp Eric Von Zipper, 1045 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,421 he is stupider than anybody. 1046 00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:49,944 You said it, boss. 1047 00:57:50,075 --> 00:57:51,903 There ain't nobody stupider than you. 1048 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,080 Now stand back! 1049 00:57:55,210 --> 00:57:56,473 Just stand back! 1050 00:57:56,603 --> 00:57:58,823 [growling] 1051 00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:08,876 I think there's somethin' here. 1052 00:58:10,530 --> 00:58:14,273 ♪♪ 1053 00:58:40,255 --> 00:58:44,608 Here, take this and use it if you have to. 1054 00:58:44,738 --> 00:58:46,871 What are you so quiet about-- Ah! 1055 00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:52,616 ♪♪ 1056 00:59:00,754 --> 00:59:03,540 [grunting] 1057 00:59:15,682 --> 00:59:19,686 ♪♪ 1058 00:59:32,873 --> 00:59:33,961 Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, 1059 00:59:34,092 --> 00:59:35,528 wait a minute, wait a minute! 1060 00:59:35,659 --> 00:59:37,182 I just thunk of somethin'. Always thinkin'. 1061 00:59:37,312 --> 00:59:38,836 That's the boss. 1062 00:59:38,966 --> 00:59:40,185 What'd you think of this time, boss? 1063 00:59:40,315 --> 00:59:41,795 This time, it's what I don't think. 1064 00:59:41,926 --> 00:59:43,231 Now what I don't think is, 1065 00:59:43,362 --> 00:59:45,712 I don't think the loot is in this room. 1066 00:59:45,843 --> 00:59:48,585 [applause] 1067 00:59:48,715 --> 00:59:50,195 I wish I'd said that. 1068 00:59:50,325 --> 00:59:51,979 Tell us what we should do, boss. 1069 00:59:52,110 --> 00:59:53,633 Well, look, we've got a pretty good hole dug here, right? 1070 00:59:53,764 --> 00:59:54,852 [collective] Right. 1071 00:59:54,982 --> 00:59:56,331 So it shouldn't be a total loss. 1072 00:59:56,462 --> 00:59:58,159 Let's see what it leads to! 1073 00:59:58,290 --> 00:59:59,857 I knew you'd come up with somethin', boss. 1074 00:59:59,987 --> 01:00:02,424 Okay, let's go-- Ladies first. 1075 01:00:02,555 --> 01:00:04,252 That's you two. 1076 01:00:04,383 --> 01:00:05,602 Oh. Oh. 1077 01:00:05,732 --> 01:00:06,820 Come on, stupids, let's go, let's go. 1078 01:00:06,951 --> 01:00:08,561 In there-- Be careful. 1079 01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:09,649 And wait for me, you guys-- Wait for me in there. 1080 01:00:09,780 --> 01:00:10,911 Don't go too far. 1081 01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:12,260 Come on, come on. 1082 01:00:12,391 --> 01:00:13,827 Wait for me now! 1083 01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:15,612 I can't fit-- I can't fit! 1084 01:00:15,742 --> 01:00:17,309 You stupid-- now, now, now. 1085 01:00:17,439 --> 01:00:19,441 Watch your head-- Don't let me poke out your eye. 1086 01:00:19,572 --> 01:00:21,095 Okay, here I come, fellas-- Not to worry. 1087 01:00:21,226 --> 01:00:22,662 What? 1088 01:00:22,793 --> 01:00:25,230 I thought I told everybody, go in the hole-- Oh. 1089 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,058 Ah! 1090 01:00:29,756 --> 01:00:32,324 [screaming] 1091 01:00:32,454 --> 01:00:33,934 Hey, boss, boss, what's wrong? 1092 01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:35,196 I heard ya screamin'. 1093 01:00:35,327 --> 01:00:38,286 [indistinct stuttering] 1094 01:00:38,417 --> 01:00:41,333 Wake up, wale up, wake up, boss. What-what-what? 1095 01:00:41,463 --> 01:00:45,119 Wake up. 1096 01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:46,947 Did you... me? Yeah. 1097 01:00:47,078 --> 01:00:48,949 Don't ever... me. 1098 01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:51,822 Now get in the hole-- Get in the hole! 1099 01:00:51,952 --> 01:00:54,259 Everybody here? 1100 01:00:54,389 --> 01:00:57,131 [growling] 1101 01:01:02,702 --> 01:01:03,921 There we are... 1102 01:01:04,051 --> 01:01:05,270 Safe as the first national bank. 1103 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,011 Now look, 1104 01:01:07,141 --> 01:01:08,490 we can't possibly do anything more about this tonight, 1105 01:01:08,621 --> 01:01:09,709 so why don't we get some shut-eye, huh? 1106 01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,319 Shut-eye-- Are you kiddin' me? 1107 01:01:11,450 --> 01:01:14,322 Look, twice that-that homicidal philly, Sinistra, 1108 01:01:14,453 --> 01:01:15,933 tried to knock me off, and that blob, 1109 01:01:16,063 --> 01:01:17,804 he wasn't any fraternity brother, either. 1110 01:01:17,935 --> 01:01:19,763 The only blob is in your brain. 1111 01:01:19,893 --> 01:01:21,112 Oh, okay, then look, Chuck, you tell me, 1112 01:01:21,242 --> 01:01:22,504 who wrecked the living room, huh? 1113 01:01:22,635 --> 01:01:24,158 Look, I told ya, 1114 01:01:24,289 --> 01:01:25,246 it's only somebody tryin' to get a head start 1115 01:01:25,377 --> 01:01:27,509 in finding old Stokely's dough. 1116 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:31,078 What's the worry? 1117 01:01:31,209 --> 01:01:33,646 Listen, do you believe in helping a dying man? 1118 01:01:33,777 --> 01:01:36,780 Yes. Okay-- I'm dyin'. 1119 01:01:36,910 --> 01:01:38,912 Now, go downstairs, pick up the phone 1120 01:01:39,043 --> 01:01:41,785 and call the cops, please. 1121 01:01:41,915 --> 01:01:44,178 All right. 1122 01:01:52,665 --> 01:01:55,712 [thunder crashing] 1123 01:01:58,584 --> 01:02:02,370 ♪♪ 1124 01:02:34,663 --> 01:02:38,580 [knocking] 1125 01:02:38,711 --> 01:02:40,147 What took you so long? 1126 01:02:40,278 --> 01:02:41,801 Boy, I sure feel safe now. 1127 01:02:41,932 --> 01:02:44,238 [growling] No! 1128 01:02:57,077 --> 01:02:58,731 [growling] Ah! 1129 01:02:58,862 --> 01:03:01,299 Get ya-get ya-get ya-get ya. 1130 01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:06,260 ♪♪ 1131 01:03:14,268 --> 01:03:16,270 Operator, do you hear me now? 1132 01:03:16,401 --> 01:03:18,359 This is an emergency. 1133 01:03:18,490 --> 01:03:19,970 Will you please-- [Operator] Sorry. 1134 01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:22,363 You're being disconnected. 1135 01:03:30,632 --> 01:03:32,460 Why? 1136 01:03:37,552 --> 01:03:41,426 [growling] 1137 01:03:41,556 --> 01:03:45,125 ♪♪ 1138 01:04:13,153 --> 01:04:14,938 Bobby! 1139 01:04:15,068 --> 01:04:17,157 Bobby! 1140 01:04:20,595 --> 01:04:21,858 What happened? 1141 01:04:21,988 --> 01:04:23,511 Oh, nothing. 1142 01:04:23,642 --> 01:04:25,339 I just had a visitor who needed a haircut all over, 1143 01:04:25,470 --> 01:04:27,602 is all. 1144 01:04:33,130 --> 01:04:35,610 [screaming] 1145 01:04:35,741 --> 01:04:38,048 What was that? 1146 01:04:43,053 --> 01:04:46,404 [growling] [all screaming] 1147 01:04:53,193 --> 01:04:55,326 There's a huge gorilla in there! 1148 01:04:55,456 --> 01:04:58,024 There's a huge gorilla in there! 1149 01:04:58,155 --> 01:04:59,808 In there-- It's got Lili. 1150 01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:02,246 See, I'm not the only one who has dreams. 1151 01:05:02,376 --> 01:05:04,378 Bobby, Bobby, be careful. 1152 01:05:06,337 --> 01:05:09,470 Lili! Wait! 1153 01:05:09,601 --> 01:05:12,082 Wait! 1154 01:05:13,953 --> 01:05:17,914 ♪♪ 1155 01:05:25,051 --> 01:05:26,879 They're not in there. 1156 01:05:27,010 --> 01:05:28,620 Frank, Pete, 1157 01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:30,361 search the back of the house and check the grounds. 1158 01:05:30,491 --> 01:05:32,015 Aye-aye. And Myrtle, you get up there where you belong. 1159 01:05:32,145 --> 01:05:33,625 Not me, buster! 1160 01:05:33,755 --> 01:05:35,453 I go wherever the action is. 1161 01:05:35,583 --> 01:05:37,585 Come on. 1162 01:05:37,716 --> 01:05:40,197 Hey, wait for me! 1163 01:05:42,721 --> 01:05:46,333 ♪♪ 1164 01:06:04,177 --> 01:06:05,309 Everybody here? 1165 01:06:05,439 --> 01:06:06,614 Yeah. Yeah. 1166 01:06:06,745 --> 01:06:07,789 Yeah. Yeah. 1167 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:08,965 Yeah. Yeah. 1168 01:06:09,095 --> 01:06:11,706 Yeah. Yeah. 1169 01:06:18,278 --> 01:06:20,628 Did anybody extra "yeah?" 1170 01:06:23,936 --> 01:06:25,938 [all whistling] 1171 01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:28,288 [shouting] 1172 01:06:28,419 --> 01:06:30,160 Hiram, Hiram? 1173 01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:31,726 [Hiram] Yes, my dear? 1174 01:06:31,857 --> 01:06:34,033 What are all these strange people doing here? 1175 01:06:34,164 --> 01:06:36,644 They're on their way to my chamber of horrors. 1176 01:06:36,775 --> 01:06:38,951 [chuckling] 1177 01:06:39,082 --> 01:06:42,302 Just follow them, my dear. 1178 01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:48,395 [growls] 1179 01:06:56,751 --> 01:07:00,364 ♪♪ 1180 01:07:26,955 --> 01:07:30,742 ♪♪ 1181 01:07:43,189 --> 01:07:46,149 My ax-- Where's my ax? 1182 01:07:46,279 --> 01:07:48,716 Boy, that's slippery stuff. 1183 01:07:52,155 --> 01:07:55,332 Hey, boss, where are we? 1184 01:07:55,462 --> 01:07:57,160 I think this is the rumpus room. 1185 01:07:57,290 --> 01:07:59,118 Maybe we took the wrong turn. 1186 01:07:59,249 --> 01:08:00,598 Gee, it's scary in here. 1187 01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:02,426 Yeah. 1188 01:08:02,556 --> 01:08:04,254 Have no fear, Von Zipper is here! 1189 01:08:04,384 --> 01:08:05,820 Nothing's gonna hurt us. 1190 01:08:05,951 --> 01:08:08,084 Come on-- Whoa! 1191 01:08:12,566 --> 01:08:15,134 Get rid of them tools. 1192 01:08:20,313 --> 01:08:22,141 Hey, boss, look! 1193 01:08:22,272 --> 01:08:24,317 That chick's in big trouble. 1194 01:08:24,448 --> 01:08:26,711 Von Zipper'll save ya, ma'am. 1195 01:08:26,841 --> 01:08:28,887 Uh... 1196 01:08:29,017 --> 01:08:31,281 You're hurtin' that chick, Charlie. 1197 01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:34,371 Leave her be. 1198 01:08:34,501 --> 01:08:37,548 I-I-I don't think he heard me so good. 1199 01:08:37,678 --> 01:08:39,115 I said, "You're hurtin' "that chick, Charlie. 1200 01:08:39,245 --> 01:08:41,508 "Leave her be!" 1201 01:08:41,639 --> 01:08:43,249 Give it to him, boss-- You can do it! 1202 01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:45,338 Yeah, he asked for it. 1203 01:08:45,469 --> 01:08:47,906 Keep your eye on Von Zipper. 1204 01:08:48,036 --> 01:08:51,257 Agh! 1205 01:08:57,045 --> 01:08:58,438 I think he's hurt. 1206 01:08:58,569 --> 01:09:00,310 Never be the same without plastic surgery. 1207 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:02,442 Is he bleedin'? 1208 01:09:02,573 --> 01:09:04,183 You buncha stupids. 1209 01:09:04,314 --> 01:09:05,924 This ain't a human being. 1210 01:09:06,054 --> 01:09:07,230 It's a dummy. 1211 01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:09,710 Just like you are-- dummies. 1212 01:09:09,841 --> 01:09:11,451 Oh, well then they won't give us no more trouble then. 1213 01:09:11,582 --> 01:09:12,539 Right, boss? 1214 01:09:12,670 --> 01:09:14,889 Right... but I will. 1215 01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:18,066 Now come on! 1216 01:09:18,197 --> 01:09:21,548 Here's your head back, mister. 1217 01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:23,985 Hey, look at the monkey. 1218 01:09:24,116 --> 01:09:25,378 He looks real. 1219 01:09:25,509 --> 01:09:27,206 Oh, no... 1220 01:09:27,337 --> 01:09:28,773 You can always tell a phony. 1221 01:09:28,903 --> 01:09:30,557 Look, you see the kinda hair they got here, 1222 01:09:30,688 --> 01:09:32,646 and over here, it happens to be different. 1223 01:09:32,777 --> 01:09:34,779 Look at that, you see the kinda hair they got here? 1224 01:09:34,909 --> 01:09:36,607 [growling] 1225 01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:38,348 Ah! 1226 01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:39,827 Boss, I think he's for real. 1227 01:09:39,958 --> 01:09:40,959 Yeah, you said nothin' was gonna hurt us. 1228 01:09:41,089 --> 01:09:42,961 So I'm a liar. 1229 01:09:43,091 --> 01:09:45,181 [screaming] 1230 01:09:48,923 --> 01:09:51,099 Hey, stop right where ya are, monkey. 1231 01:09:51,230 --> 01:09:53,450 That a boy, boss-- You got him at your mercy. 1232 01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:54,538 Yeah, yeah, did ya hear that? 1233 01:09:54,668 --> 01:09:56,235 I got you at my mercy. 1234 01:09:56,366 --> 01:09:57,802 You-you didn't hear that? 1235 01:09:57,932 --> 01:10:00,108 Look, I'm sorry I pulled your hair! 1236 01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:02,285 Give him the ax. 1237 01:10:02,415 --> 01:10:04,243 Give him the ax, boss-- Give him the ax! 1238 01:10:04,374 --> 01:10:06,637 Yeah, look over-- yeah. 1239 01:10:06,767 --> 01:10:09,205 Here-- Ah! 1240 01:10:09,335 --> 01:10:11,511 What a stupid idea! 1241 01:10:11,642 --> 01:10:12,773 Look, I'm sorry. 1242 01:10:12,904 --> 01:10:14,688 I said I was-- Why don't ya-- 1243 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,170 Couldn't we maybe, like, talk it over a little bit? 1244 01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:19,824 I would-- Wait! 1245 01:10:19,954 --> 01:10:21,869 No-no! 1246 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,220 Do something. 1247 01:10:31,531 --> 01:10:33,533 Do something! 1248 01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:41,541 Let's get outta here! 1249 01:10:41,672 --> 01:10:43,369 [all screaming] 1250 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:46,329 Me no like that screaming downstairs, Mr. Hulk. 1251 01:10:46,459 --> 01:10:50,115 In this house, they got real evil spirits. 1252 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:52,378 If you only knew. 1253 01:10:52,509 --> 01:10:54,467 [laughing] 1254 01:10:54,598 --> 01:10:56,077 That Ripper's been lyin' to us. 1255 01:10:56,208 --> 01:10:57,644 We better get outta here while we still got our health. 1256 01:10:57,775 --> 01:10:59,255 Yeah, me, too-- I go. 1257 01:10:59,385 --> 01:11:01,518 You won't keep your health unless you finish the job. 1258 01:11:01,648 --> 01:11:03,084 You're gonna find out what's going on 1259 01:11:03,215 --> 01:11:05,348 in that chamber of horrors, so move! 1260 01:11:05,478 --> 01:11:06,827 Mr. Ripper, you've been misrepresentin'-- Shut up and keep moving. 1261 01:11:06,958 --> 01:11:09,743 Nobody gets onto me until I let them. 1262 01:11:09,874 --> 01:11:13,181 And that goes to you, my fine, feathered friend. 1263 01:11:13,312 --> 01:11:15,227 Once a chicken, always a chicken. 1264 01:11:15,358 --> 01:11:16,359 Come on-- Get moving. 1265 01:11:16,489 --> 01:11:18,491 Move, move, move! 1266 01:11:21,451 --> 01:11:23,888 Chuck? 1267 01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:26,151 Chuck? 1268 01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:28,327 Lili, snap out of it. 1269 01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:32,244 You've gotta get outta here fast. 1270 01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:34,594 Ah! 1271 01:11:38,511 --> 01:11:43,603 ♪♪ 1272 01:11:47,999 --> 01:11:51,045 Oh! 1273 01:11:51,176 --> 01:11:53,744 Ah, no, no! 1274 01:11:55,136 --> 01:11:57,574 Come on-- I know where to hide. 1275 01:12:01,055 --> 01:12:03,319 [belches] 1276 01:12:04,885 --> 01:12:07,148 Hey. 1277 01:12:07,279 --> 01:12:09,760 Well, come on. 1278 01:12:11,805 --> 01:12:15,461 [muffled cries] 1279 01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:34,611 [screams] 1280 01:12:38,963 --> 01:12:42,096 Why, this is Hiram Stokely's chamber of horrors. 1281 01:12:42,227 --> 01:12:43,620 Lili-- Lili! 1282 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:44,882 Just like when it was in the carnival. 1283 01:12:45,012 --> 01:12:46,710 Lili! 1284 01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:48,799 [muffled cries] 1285 01:12:51,105 --> 01:12:54,935 ♪♪ 1286 01:13:16,522 --> 01:13:19,525 Lili, where are you? 1287 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:31,145 Hey, this one's breathing. 1288 01:13:31,276 --> 01:13:33,713 Ugh! 1289 01:13:36,455 --> 01:13:38,544 [muffled cries] 1290 01:13:38,675 --> 01:13:40,938 Oh, stop that buzz saw. 1291 01:13:46,073 --> 01:13:47,771 Lili! 1292 01:13:50,382 --> 01:13:53,167 [muffled cries] 1293 01:13:59,870 --> 01:14:02,786 [grunting] 1294 01:14:15,363 --> 01:14:18,105 [Tarzan-like cry] 1295 01:14:21,587 --> 01:14:24,590 ♪♪ 1296 01:14:44,741 --> 01:14:47,265 [screaming] 1297 01:14:57,667 --> 01:15:00,539 Ahh! 1298 01:15:00,670 --> 01:15:03,455 [muffled cries] 1299 01:15:03,586 --> 01:15:06,240 [grunting] 1300 01:15:09,853 --> 01:15:12,290 [muffled screams] 1301 01:15:16,337 --> 01:15:19,602 [birds chirping] 1302 01:15:22,648 --> 01:15:25,956 [muffled cries] 1303 01:15:26,086 --> 01:15:29,133 Come on, Chuck-- Pull the lever. 1304 01:15:29,263 --> 01:15:31,004 Oh! 1305 01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:35,835 ♪♪ 1306 01:15:44,888 --> 01:15:48,021 [chuckles] Oh, hit him again. 1307 01:15:52,417 --> 01:15:56,029 [muffled cries] 1308 01:16:09,129 --> 01:16:11,784 Cecily, Cecily, save the girl! 1309 01:16:11,915 --> 01:16:14,787 Goo goo, do something! 1310 01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:23,883 Pull the lever. 1311 01:16:28,801 --> 01:16:31,848 ♪♪ 1312 01:16:48,038 --> 01:16:50,257 [groans] 1313 01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:57,613 Don't worry, Lili-- We'll save you. 1314 01:17:06,665 --> 01:17:08,841 Daddy, over here! 1315 01:17:12,366 --> 01:17:14,804 No-no-no-no! 1316 01:17:19,243 --> 01:17:23,073 ♪♪ 1317 01:17:43,136 --> 01:17:45,661 Sinistra, remember me? 1318 01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,924 I'm your father. 1319 01:17:52,015 --> 01:17:54,147 Hit the golden one. 1320 01:18:08,858 --> 01:18:10,990 There's your treasure, Hiram. 1321 01:18:20,826 --> 01:18:22,741 Oh, money from heaven. 1322 01:18:22,872 --> 01:18:24,743 Oh, no, it isn't! 1323 01:18:24,874 --> 01:18:27,137 That's Stokely's millions. 1324 01:18:27,267 --> 01:18:29,356 He said, "Look to the prince of love." 1325 01:18:29,487 --> 01:18:32,359 Cupid's little arrow did the trick. 1326 01:18:32,490 --> 01:18:35,014 [muffled cries] No! 1327 01:18:37,408 --> 01:18:40,367 ♪♪ 1328 01:18:59,909 --> 01:19:02,041 Leave it alone, all of you. 1329 01:19:02,172 --> 01:19:04,261 Cecily, do something! 1330 01:19:04,391 --> 01:19:06,872 Every penny of it is mine. 1331 01:19:23,846 --> 01:19:27,066 Cecily, Cecily, what have you done? 1332 01:19:27,197 --> 01:19:29,939 Wrapping things up for you, Hiram, baby. 1333 01:19:30,069 --> 01:19:33,464 Your wicked lawyer has gone to collect his just desserts, 1334 01:19:33,594 --> 01:19:36,423 and your rightful heirs now have the money. 1335 01:19:36,554 --> 01:19:40,340 Congratulations, Hiram, on doing your good deed. 1336 01:19:40,471 --> 01:19:42,603 And now, you're on your way to heaven. 1337 01:19:42,734 --> 01:19:43,691 Yippee! 1338 01:19:43,822 --> 01:19:45,345 Ow! 1339 01:19:45,476 --> 01:19:47,826 [groaning] 1340 01:19:50,089 --> 01:19:54,702 Cecily, they said they'd make me young again. 1341 01:19:55,442 --> 01:19:57,575 And they never go back on their promise. 1342 01:19:57,705 --> 01:19:59,316 Ah. 1343 01:20:06,105 --> 01:20:09,108 Well, ya can't have everything. 1344 01:20:10,762 --> 01:20:13,591 [screaming] 1345 01:20:21,512 --> 01:20:24,428 [knocking] 1346 01:20:27,692 --> 01:20:31,435 [creaking] 1347 01:20:31,565 --> 01:20:32,828 Why me? 1348 01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:34,830 Why me, all the time? 1349 01:20:40,574 --> 01:20:42,272 Hey, it's the television repairman. 1350 01:20:43,926 --> 01:20:47,886 ♪♪ 1351 01:22:48,528 --> 01:22:50,400 Ah! 1352 01:22:53,881 --> 01:22:55,144 Don't look at me. 1353 01:22:55,274 --> 01:22:57,537 I can't explain it, either. 1354 01:22:57,668 --> 01:23:00,410 ♪♪ 88163