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(panting)
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Uh... (stammers)
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- I can explain.
- Oh, you hear that, Ray?
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He's gonna explain.
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Go ahead, once upon a time...
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- I fucked you.
- You sure did.
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But here we are, Greg.
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- Uh, it's Gregory.
- Ow.
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Greg's fine.
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Man, where the fuck
is our money?
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If I tell you,
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what-what's to stop you
from killing me?
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Face it, gentlemen, I still have
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the upper hand-- (screams)
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Hey, eat your fucking flan.
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The only thing
keeping you alive is that
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we are not by nature
violent men.
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Well, I did play NFL football.
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- Did you kill anyone, Ray?
- RAY: No.
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So I can continue?
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The point is, we'll probably be
clumsy about your demise.
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- It could take days.
- DANNY: The novices that we are.
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Or you can give us our money
and we can go our separate ways.
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Oh, they're always accusing us
of breaking kneecaps.
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Maybe we should try it once.
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You're right. You know when
you're right, you're right.
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That said... we don't
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want him coming out
better than he was.
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You mean like those
titanium knee replacements?
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RAY:
Oh, they're amazing.
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I mean, they have you walking
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right after surgery.
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Fine, we'll just
crush your nuts.
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There you go!
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So what do you say?
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(gulps) I'm renting
a villa down the street.
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Can you just say "house,"
asshole?
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I'm renting a house
down the street.
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- That's where your money is.
- That's better.
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Let's take a walk
while you still can.
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How'd you guys find me?
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I thought I covered
my tracks pretty well.
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Genius, you rented a villa
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in the offshore gambling capital
of the universe.
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You know, they have
a monkey sanctuary here.
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I-I gave them
a little bit of your money.
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So I did hear a monkey.
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Hey, what up, boys?
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- God.
- Not a good time, fellas.
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Oh, now you've
piqued my interest.
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So what's the, uh, what's
the story on Bazooka Joe here?
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He owes us a little money.
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(laughs)
The day of reckoning.
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Hey, I got a gun.
You guys need a gun?
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No. No guns.
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You know what, I'll just
stay close
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in case you change your mind.
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♪ ♪
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(monkey screeching)
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You hear that?
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Your money made that possible.
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Just open the door, dipshit.
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Ah, this is a lovely villa.
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Oh, thank you. Villa.
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All right, where is it?
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Hang on, these two...
gentlemen were not
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- part of the agreement.
- What's the agreement?
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Could you please step outside
so we can do this?
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- Oh, come on,
we're all friends here.
- Yeah.
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- (Danny sighs)
- He gives us our money back?
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"Back"? This ain't a guy
who welched on a bet?
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- Not exactly.
- Well, then what exactly?
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- He stole it from us.
- BOTH: Oh!
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Well, how much?
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(smacks lips)
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$3 million.
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- (chuckles)
- (whimpers)
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- Jesus!
- I mean, what the fuck?!
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I'm sorry,
but somebody had to do it.
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No, they didn't.
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Now we don't know
where the money is.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, I guess
we got to toss the place.
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What do you mean "we"?
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This is our money he stole.
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And yet I'm the one
holding the murder weapon.
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- You got anything?
- Yeah.
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You rush the sucker
with the gun,
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and I'll take the other guy.
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(objects clattering)
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- Anything in the bedroom?
- LOU: Nah.
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Just some kiddie porn.
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I knew it.
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Didn't I say he was a diddler?
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You did! He called it years ago.
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Well, I guess taking him out
was a public service.
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- Good for me.
- Now what?
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I'm a little hungry.
Anybody want some eggs?
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You can eat now?
Are you fucking kidding me?!
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Oh, I'm sorry, princess.
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Is your tummy in turmoil?
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Man, fuck you!
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Hello.
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Think we found our money.
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"Our"?
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Again?
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(ringtone playing)
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- Hey, Nick.
- So I took the liberty
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of seeing if our receptionist
and her sister
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were open to making
$10,000 this evening.
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And I'm sitting here
with my fucking dick in my hand.
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- Sorry, ladies.
- DANNY: Yeah, well, uh...
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we ran into a little trouble
with two guys from Boston.
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- Who you with?
- Spread 'Em Sports.
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Yeah, Spread 'Em Sports?
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NICK:
Oh, figures.
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Put me on speaker, will you?
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Fellas, we haven't met.
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My name is Nick Quatrani.
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The Q Tip?
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Oh, good,
my reputation precedes me.
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Listen, the guys
you're bracing over there,
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- they're friends of mine.
- MICKEY: Yeah, we're sorry,
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Mr. Quatrani, we didn't know.
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Well, now you do.
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Proceed with caution.
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Yes, sir.
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NICK:
Danny, Ray?
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Do we have a deal?
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- You bet.
- Thank you.
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Now that that's all clear,
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I just want to say
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I hate the fucking Red Sox.
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(indistinct chatter)
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(Danny grunting)
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DANNY:
Need more Vaseline.
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- Thank you.
- RAY: You about done?
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DANNY: Not gonna lie,
Rayfield, I'm struggling here.
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RAY: You want to explain
these diamonds to customs?
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- Make it happen!
- DANNY: Make it happen.
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Like I can just make it happen.
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RAY:
Who knows?
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Maybe a latex condom
packed with diamonds
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- will shrink your prostate.
- (Danny grunts)
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DANNY
And... the gate's closed.
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(exhales)
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Don't fart,
don't fart, don't fart.
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("Hypnotize"
by The Notorious B.I.G. playing)
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♪ I put hoes in NY onto DKNY ♪
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♪ Miami, D.C. prefer Versace ♪
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♪ All Philly hoes
know it's Moschino ♪
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♪ Every cutie
with a booty bought a Coogi ♪
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♪ Now who's the real dookie? ♪
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♪ Meanin'
who's really the shit? ♪
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(music fades)
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Hello? Anybody?
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I'm home.
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("Runnin' With the Devil"
by Van Halen playing)
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♪ I live my life like ♪
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- Oh, shit.
- ♪ There's no tomorrow ♪
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♪ All I've got,
I had to steal... ♪
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So, Sunny,
where did you and Carl meet?
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Long Beach Harbor.
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What, like in a bar?
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Shipping container.
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That's romantic.
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I brought you some fresh ones.
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- Oh.
- Oh, thank you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Huh?
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Ah-ah-eh! What do you say?
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Daddy, please?
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(laughing):
Yeah, that's my girl.
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Hey, so what's with junior?
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He's not really a joiner, is he?
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Yeah, he marches
to his own drum.
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He is very creative.
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CARL:
Mm-hmm.
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I'm not a trained profiler,
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but you should
keep an eye on him.
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- What is that supposed to mean?
- Take it easy,
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just if you see
a crucified squirrel
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in your backyard,
you give me a holler.
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Hey, I was looking for you guys.
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Oh, hey, welcome home.
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- (whispers): How'd it go?
- (whispers): Not here, but good.
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- Okay.
- Oh, where'd you go, Danny?
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- Ah, you know, here and there.
- CARL: Uh-huh.
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You felonious motherfucker,
come here.
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Let me introduce you
to some of my colleagues.
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Yep.
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This is Lester Pinkus.
He's SWAT.
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- How you doing?
- Hey.
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Over here, we got Ron Bullock.
Hey, Ronny.
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- Hey. What's up?
- Grand theft larceny.
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Oh, my goodness,
it's Hank Wilbury.
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Used to be homicide,
now he's K-9.
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Woof!
(laughs)
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He shot his wife in the ass.
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Claimed she was a prowler.
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Legend.
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Look.
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Everybody you see here
is my friend.
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You're my friend, which means
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they're your friends.
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Terrific.
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Listen, I need a favor.
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Please tell me
you ran out of hot dog buns.
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You remember
how I dispatched some evildoers
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on your behalf, huh?
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For which
you were handsomely compensated.
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Yeah, true, but we both agree
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that I saved
your worthless fucking life.
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Sure.
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You see that fat fuck over there
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with the crew cut
and the mustache?
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That doesn't narrow the field.
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Striped shirt, combover.
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- Okay.
- He's a rat,
and he needs to go away.
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Oh, you mean he...?
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That's right.
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DANNY:
Well, I don't know
what's your rush.
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The way he's going down
on that bratwurst,
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I don't think he sees Christmas.
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I need it done now.
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Come on, Carl. You know me.
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I'm a pussy.
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I can't eat a piece of fish
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with the head still on it
because of the eyes.
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But you know the people
who can get it done.
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Yeah, you.
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Look, put on
your fucking thinking cap
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and figure a means
by which that lump disappears!
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Carl, please don't
do this to me.
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(laughing):
Nah. Nah, I'm just
fucking with you.
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- What? What?
- (laughing)
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That's my brother Tommy.
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Hey, Tommy!
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Meet my neighbor Danny.
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He's a criminal!
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♪ Runnin' with the devil. ♪
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Criminal! (laughs)
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GRANDMA:
Oh, look at that. (chuckles)
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When Rayfield was a baby,
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I had to wait for him
to fall asleep,
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then tiptoe out, praying
the floorboards didn't squeak.
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Where were his mom and dad?
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Well, his mom, my daughter,
was a U.S. Marine.
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Died in a helicopter accident.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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And Ray's dad?
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That's a good question.
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We've narrowed it down
to someone
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in the 13th Marine
Expeditionary Unit.
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- Whoa.
- Yeah. She was a modern woman.
255
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,333
So he never really
knew either of them?
256
00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,752
I've always been his mama
and his daddy.
257
00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,255
Well, I know
he loves you very much.
258
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,882
He better.
Big dumb motherfucker.
259
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,592
(both laughing)
260
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,261
(chuckles)
What's funny?
261
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,429
You.
262
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,014
Guess who had no idea
263
00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:41,598
who Billy Dee Williams is.
264
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:44,393
- Really?
- Or Harry Belafonte.
265
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:47,021
Sammy Davis Jr., Flip Wilson.
266
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,064
- What do you two talk about?
- (Ray chuckles)
267
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,775
We don't do a lot of talking.
268
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,527
GRANDMA:
Mm-hmm.
269
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:56,030
Hence y'all's... predicament.
270
00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,782
Uh, can you give us a second, baby?
271
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,325
- Mm-hmm.
- (TV plays quietly)
272
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,661
Thank you.
273
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:09,126
You got to marry that girl.
274
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,086
What?! Why?
275
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,380
I can't have Frank's soul
coming back into this world
276
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,965
in the body of a bastard.
277
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:18,093
Oh, Grandma, you got to stop
with this Frank bullshit.
278
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:21,764
Watch your mouth.
Now he visited me
279
00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,474
in a dream
and said he was coming.
280
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,184
Well, I have dreams, too.
281
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,311
And none of them include
marrying Janelle.
282
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,771
Why not? She's smart,
283
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,689
she's beautiful,
got a good heart.
284
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,483
Because she played me.
285
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:33,817
She said
we were safe having sex,
286
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,486
and then she went
and pulled the goalie.
287
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:38,030
- What the hell does that mean?
- It-It's a hockey thing.
288
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,825
The point is, she's a conniving,
cheating, gold digger.
289
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:45,413
Doesn't mean
you can't build a life together.
290
00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,666
(Ray sighs heavily)
291
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,126
Bottom line, instead
of a guy making a bet with you,
292
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,711
you send him to our website,
293
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,421
where we have all
his information,
294
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,423
his bookkeeping, and what's
probably most valuable,
295
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,467
we can analyze
his betting patterns.
296
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:01,136
- And the money's
transferred how?
- Cryptocurrency.
297
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,931
Or as I like to call it...
tax evasion.
298
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,683
All right, I think we got it.
299
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:08,477
Oh, hey, uh, one of our computer
kids clocked something funky
300
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,770
with a client of yours:
301
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,522
978.
302
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,565
That's Shelly.
303
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,900
Yeah, we had a rough ride
with him.
304
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,443
Not surprised.
305
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:17,820
He's not who he says he is.
306
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,197
His real name is
Arthur Fredricks.
307
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,825
Runs bets
for a guy named Walt Dinty.
308
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,076
Say that again.
309
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,412
Dinty. D-I-N-T-Y. You know him?
310
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,621
Holy shit.
311
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:28,956
Sounds like a "yes."
312
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,541
That motherfucker played us.
313
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,169
Well, unfortunately,
that's what motherfuckers do.
314
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,879
Would you like Uncle Nick
to handle it?
315
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,715
- No, we got it.
- We do?
316
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,133
Yes, Ray, we got it!
317
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,803
Don't bark at me
in front of Uncle Nick.
318
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,556
Give me a good reason
why we don't kill you right now.
319
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:49,518
Danny, we both know you're not
the kind of guy who...
320
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,854
Okay, maybe you are.
321
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,605
How'd you fuck us on the WNBA?
322
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,982
WALT:
Oh, that's a fun story.
323
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,275
So I took a bad beat
324
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,527
from this syndicate
of MIT geniuses.
325
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,238
And to get healthy,
I just copied their action.
326
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,240
- Against us.
- Not just you!
327
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,243
I-I also fucked the Rodriguez
brothers up in Camarillo.
328
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,120
So these MIT guys--
they took the under
329
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,830
on the WNBA All-Star Game?
330
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,415
They're super nerd freaks, Ray.
331
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,460
Yeah. You know what
they killed me with? Golf.
332
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:18,172
They had the outright winner
of the Waste Management Open.
333
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,591
- Fuck.
- There's a new kind
of predator out there, boys,
334
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,427
and we're just gazelles
sipping at the crick.
335
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,179
- (Walt groans)
- The only predator
336
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,431
you should worry about is me.
337
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,059
I don't have algorithms,
I don't have a college degree.
338
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,560
Fuck, I didn't even
finish high school.
339
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:34,104
The only thing I got
is an overpowering need
340
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,273
to rip your throat out
and fuck the hole.
341
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,609
- Ray?
- I'd actually like to see that.
342
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,611
Oh, I'm so sorry.
343
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:41,904
Please don't fuck my throat?
344
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,364
Listen to me very carefully.
345
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,491
Whatever you do in Orange County
is your business.
346
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,868
You step into
the greater Los Angeles basin,
347
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,661
and I will end you.
348
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,455
(stammers) Okay.
349
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,790
(Walt sighs)
350
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:53,957
Oh, hey, what about Pomona?
351
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,125
I got a whale in Pomona.
352
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,960
- Don't push me, Walt!
- Got it.
353
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,879
Got it.
354
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,547
Oh, hey,
and how do you guys want
355
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,384
to handle my majority ownership
of your book?
356
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,718
Throat-fucking time.
357
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,053
I'm kidding!
358
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,846
Come on, man. I'm kidding.
359
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,765
I really thought
you were gonna kill him.
360
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,559
I left the bullets in the car.
361
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,484
- Have you shown these
to anyone else?
- No. Why?
362
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:24,196
'Cause diamonds this perfect
come with a lot of sadness.
363
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,407
- What's that mean?
- You ever heard
of blood diamonds?
364
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,159
- Yeah.
- Well, these are like
the elevator in The Shining.
365
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,912
- Is that a problem?
- Oh, if you're a man of ethics
366
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,789
and morals, yes.
367
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,374
- So you're good with 'em?
- Of course.
368
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,792
- What's the number?
- Two million.
369
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,127
- Three-five.
- Two-seven-five.
370
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,753
- Three.
- Done.
371
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:43,173
Wait. Man, that was too easy.
372
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,508
The Cowboy doesn't
dance The Frug
373
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,343
when the merchandise
is this good.
374
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,928
All right, so we got a deal.
375
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,346
Oh, you got
to give me a day or two
376
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,848
- to get the cash together.
- No problem.
377
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,307
Oh, look, while we're here,
378
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,851
you want me to put one
of these on a ring
379
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,060
for the lady in your life
as a symbol
380
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,186
of your love and affection?
381
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,481
- We're good.
- Nah.
382
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,360
(quiet chatter)
383
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,658
(glasses clinking)
384
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,223
- Thank you.
- Yeah, thanks.
385
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,561
That was terrifying.
386
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,106
My heart is beating
like a rabbit.
387
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:46,320
To Greg. May you rot in hell,
you fucking weasel.
388
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,280
(mockingly):
It's Gregory.
389
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,908
- Oh.
- (chuckles)
390
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,951
- (exhales)
- Before I forget, you should
391
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,454
start parking down the street
when you come over to my place.
392
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,915
- Why?
- Well, our, uh, favorite cop
393
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,750
bought the murder-suicide
house next door.
394
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:03,088
(laughs)
395
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,130
I've yet to find it funny.
396
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,257
Trust me, it's hilarious.
(laughing)
397
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,635
Speaking of neighbors,
how's things with the baby mama?
398
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:13,263
Grandma is pushing for us
to get married
399
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:16,809
so that the guy she killed
won't come back as a bastard.
400
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,437
Hmm. Makes sense.
401
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,648
RAY:
Oh, incoming.
402
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,776
Oh, shit.
403
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:30,114
- Hiya.
- You miss us?
404
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,950
- What are you doing here?
- Well, aside
from getting hammered
405
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,078
and falling asleep
at the hotel pool...
406
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,413
...we came to visit our friends.
407
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,456
- That would be you, princess.
- DANNY: Hang on.
408
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,250
Hang on. I thought
Nick made it abundantly clear
409
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:42,668
that we were off-limits.
410
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,921
He did. But sadly,
he had an untimely death.
411
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,464
The big C.
412
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,799
Cancer?
413
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,384
Cliff.
414
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:53,346
(laughs)
415
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,021
(vehicle doors close)
416
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,772
What are you doing here?
417
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,524
- My job.
- Your job?
418
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,235
Yeah, nobody felt worse than me
when I screwed the pooch.
419
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:12,448
So, as a matter
of professional pride,
420
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:15,326
I used all my resources...
421
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,996
...and found your guy.
422
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,164
Oh, Chuck.
423
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,124
(muffled, indistinct speech)
424
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,501
- That's not the guy.
- (muffled speech)
425
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,503
- You sure?
- Yeah, we're sure!
426
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,297
- (muffled whimpering, chatter)
- We're sure.
427
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:31,342
- Well, shit.
- (muffled whimpering)
428
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,260
- Back to the drawing board.
- No!
429
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,012
No more goddamn drawing board.
430
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:38,098
Needless to say,
this one's on me.
431
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,434
- (muffled shouting)
- (engine starts)
432
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:43,688
(muffled shouting continues)
433
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,111
Don't kill him!
434
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,742
♪ ♪
435
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,834
♪ J'aime ♪
436
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,510
♪ J'aime ♪
437
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,273
♪ I love Jimmy Luxury ♪
438
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,067
♪ J'aime ♪
439
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,860
♪ Hey, hey, la-da-da-da ♪
440
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:35,072
♪ I'll see you tomorrow
in Havana ♪
441
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,742
♪ I love Jimmy Luxury ♪
442
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,452
♪ Hey, hey, la-da-da-da ♪
443
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:49,754
♪ I'll see you tomorrow
in Havana. ♪
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