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Looks like our new neighbors
are finally moving in.
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Ooh, I hope they're
fun and nice.
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They're not.
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Babe, you haven't
even met them yet.
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My point exactly.
What kind of people
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don't introduce themselves
to the neighbors?
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And especially with all
that construction noise.
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I hate to say it, but
I'm getting a tingle.
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What does that mean?
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The tingle is my intuition.
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And I hope it's wrong,
because one new neighbor
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can change the whole
vibe of a neighborhood.
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Yeah. I just hope
it's not another Dave.
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Me, too. That
would be confusing.
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But maybe he could
be "New Dave."
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And I could be "O.G. Dave."
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Dave, do you even know
what that stands for?
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I want to say Olive Garden
but I feel like that's wrong.
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No, for you it's right.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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What the hell is that sound?
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It's 6:30 in the morning!
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Dave.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
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but are you on meth?
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I wish!
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Instead of being gently
stirred to greet the day
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by my aromatherapy white
noise LED sunrise alarm,
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I was jolted awake by that...
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Whack! Whack! Whack!
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Dave, you don't have to
do it. We all hear it.
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What the hell are those new
neighbors doing over there?
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I don't know.
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Either they're
building something
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or they're killing something,
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but either way it
needs to be finished.
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See, this is what I was worried
about with new folks moving in.
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We have a way that we
do things around here.
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Now you go over there
and you tell them
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how we do things around here.
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Why are you making me a Karen?
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I don't want them to hate me.
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Go on now!
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Tina, I'm wearing slippers!
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You cannot argue with
people in slippers.
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What if things go wrong?
I'm-a need some grip!
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Fine. Go change.
All right, then.
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By the way, you know,
Calvin, I like the pajamas.
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I never pictured
you as a pajama guy.
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Just laying in bed, all cozy.
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Dave, don't picture me in bed.
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One-button collapsible,
portable, lightweight my ass!
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I know it's a pain,
but my mom really wants
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to take Daphne to the beach.
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So your mama is in town
babysitting for a whole week?
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What are you two going
to do with yourselves?
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Ooh! I know what we should do.
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We should go to the
Long Beach aquarium.
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I want to see them
feed that red octopus.
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That sounds fantastic.
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But actually, I
can't. I have a date.
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A date, you say.
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Yeah, just some guy
I met on Tinder.
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Tinder, you say.
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That's great!
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Good for you.
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Okay, that's great.
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Yeah. That's great.
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That's great.
Great, great, great.
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Marty, Marty, Marty.
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You are buffering.
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You're cool with this, right?
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With your date?
Girl, of course!
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Ain't nobody worried
about your date.
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No, I'm just... I'm
just upset at this
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non-portable playpen that I
hate with the fury of ten hells!
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We can help you out, little bro.
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Oh. Oh.
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I was gonna do that next.
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Yeah.
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Thanks, guys.
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All right.
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Go on and get your
groove back, girl!
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Ha!
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Ah...
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Okay. Okay. Uh...
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What's going on?
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Going on? Man,
nothing. I'm great.
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I'm great. I'm great.
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Don't start that again.
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It's fine. It's fine. Courtney
and I are not a couple.
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You know, we're just co-parents.
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So, she's going on a date,
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and I'm-a see a red octopus.
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All right, now, Calvin, don't
worry, if this goes sideways,
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I brought pepper spray.
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Damn it!
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It's just my inhaler.
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Hey. Neighbors?
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Hey, look. I'm Calvin,
right across the street.
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This is Dave,
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the next house over.
Nice to meet you.
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I'm Zak. No C, just K.
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Okay, look, here's
the thing, Zak.
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This is a quiet neighborhood.
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And there is an awful lot of
noise coming from your backyard.
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Oh, my gosh. It's my
pickleball, isn't it?
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Yeah, all I'm asking is
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can you not play it
at the crack of dawn?
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And maybe... not at all?
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Oh. I'm so sorry.
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We didn't realize
the sound carried.
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How about we don't play till
9:00 a.m., is that cool?
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Thank you. We'll
appreciate that.
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You know how it is
with pickleball, right?
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You start playing,
you just can't stop.
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No, I wouldn't know.
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I don't play sports
that aren't sports.
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Wait, you've never
played pickleball?
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You must. It will consume you.
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Everything okay, honey?
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Hey, babe, meet
our new neighbors,
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Calvin and Dave.
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They are pickleball virgins.
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Oh, my God, well, let
us pop your pickle!
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I'm Sara, just an A, no H.
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That's a thing
with you guys, huh?
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Come on in. We
have extra paddles.
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You know, doubles is twice
as much fun as singles.
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Nah, I'm good. Thank you.
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You hear that, babe? I think
our new neighbors are scared.
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Whoa. Whoa. Ain't nobody scared
to play you at baby tennis.
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You must be from that generation
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that doesn't want to
be beaten by a girl.
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First of all, we are allies.
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And I will whup a woman.
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Whoa...
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That came out
wrong. Obviously.
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Whatever, it's
on! Let's pickle.
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Yours! Got it!
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Hey, hey.
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Ooh! Sorry, Calvin.
Kitchen violation.
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Oh!
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Well, that's game. You're
a fast learner, Calvin.
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Okay, hey, one
more game? Calvin?
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Nah. Tina's been texting me.
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Plus I've been playing so long,
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my drawers are
sticking to my leg.
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Hey, Marty.
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Hey. A little
birdie told me
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Courtney back in these streets.
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Is that little birdie
six-one with a beard?
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Well, let me ask you...
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would you like to get back
in these streets, too?
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You know what?
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If she's going to get
back in these streets,
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there's no reason why I should
not be in these streets.
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So yes. Give me streets!
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Okay. Don't say it like that.
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But it just so happens,
tomorrow night at Ernie's bar,
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I'm hosting a balloon pop.
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Oh. What's a balloon pop?
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I saw it on YouTube.
It's a dating game where
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a line of beautiful
women hold balloons.
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Yes. And I bring
out a single guy,
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he tells the women
about himself,
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and the women who aren't
interested pop their balloons.
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I'm in!
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All right. You in, Malcolm?
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I mean, your phone's dry.
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Wait. So I just stand there,
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and let the women
decide whether or not
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they want to go out with me?
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Yeah. Yeah, pretty much.
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You know what, that would
take the pressure off.
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I am terrible at choosing women.
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I always end up overthinking
and picking the wrong person.
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Yeah, you do that a lot. You're
notoriously bad. You don't have to tell us.
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Okay, okay, I know.
Please. You know what?
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I'm in.
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All right!
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I'll see you guys tomorrow.
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Okay. H-Hey. Give me some.
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All right, all right.
It's gonna be fun, man.
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In the streets. Marty in
the streets. Oh, oh, oh.
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It's $50 apiece, with
a two-drink minimum.
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Really, Trey?
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Hey, man, you know when they
say love don't cost a thing?
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They lied.
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Dave hasn't come back.
Have you heard from Calvin?
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No. You know, I knew
I had a bad feeling
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about those new neighbors.
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I bet you they're those
perky, chatty, friendly types
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who insist on being
your best friend,
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and who pop over all the time.
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Tina, you realize you
just described us.
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Yeah, but y'all grew on me.
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Hey, babe.
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Ugh, there you are!
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What took you so long?
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We have been pickleball-ing.
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Pickleball? Is that
what that noise was?
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Yup, it's noisy,
but it's fantastic.
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Hey, and you guys should
meet our new neighbors,
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the, uh, Zerleckys.
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They're fun,
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fun people, great hosts,
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and you should see their dinks.
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Excuse me?
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Calvin, they don't get
it. They're not p-ballers.
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Get your foot off my counter.
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Nah, babe.
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A dink is the word for a
soft shot in the kitchen.
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So you play in the kitchen?
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You hear that, Calvin? It's
hilarious. I know, right?
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No, babe, the kitchen
is a zone near the net
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where you're not
allowed to volley.
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So did you ask them to stop
playing so early? Yeah.
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Yes, yes.
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No playing before 9:00 a.m.
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Boom.
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Oh, but, uh, remember
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they have that
brunch thing. Oh.
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Forgot about that.
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Yeah, so, except for tomorrow.
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We're just gonna get a
quick game in at 7:00 a.m.
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All right, look at that.
Another love connection!
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Let's get these ladies
some fresh balloons.
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All right, let's bring up
our next bachelor, Marty!
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Good evening, fair maidens.
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Oh!
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Wow. Uh, okay.
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Uh, why don't you tell them
something about yourself.
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Yes, well, uh, I'm
a new father...
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Uh, no, see, see, I'm-I'm
not with the mother.
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It was a one-night stand.
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No! No, not like that!
She-she works for me.
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You'd better start lying.
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No. My truth is amazing.
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Fun fact about me...
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I am quite literally
a rocket scientist.
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Y'all don't like science?!
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What is wrong with you people?!
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All right. Well, that went
much faster than I expected.
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Hey.
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That phone you're on?
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That is science!
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Now y'all just wasting balloons!
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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That's Calvin and
Dave, isn't it?
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Hear that girlish grunt?
254
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,499
Yup, that's Dave.
255
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,802
Oh, this is so annoying!
256
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,637
We were gonna go fantasy
bathroom shopping.
257
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,006
What the hell is that?
258
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,540
It's this fun activity
259
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,677
where we plan a bathroom
remodel that we can't afford.
260
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,981
That's the saddest
thing I've ever heard.
261
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,218
Actually, that's sadder.
262
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,057
These women are brutal!
263
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,294
That's okay.
264
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,963
I'm just gonna lay
myself bare out there,
265
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,799
and let the pops come.
266
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,801
The pops sting, Malcolm.
267
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,003
All right, ladies.
268
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:19,372
Your next victim
is my boy, Malcolm.
269
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,341
Whoo! Malcolm!
270
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,775
That's my brother!
271
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:25,012
Yeah, this should be quick.
272
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:28,248
Sorry.
273
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,584
Uh, hey. My name is Malcolm.
274
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,353
I'm a baseball coach at USC.
275
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,455
Ooh...
276
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,426
Now don't get too excited.
277
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,161
I'm just an assistant coach.
278
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,864
I, uh, I can't be a head coach
279
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,999
because I dropped out
of college to go pro.
280
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,368
Yes.
281
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,873
I did not make it.
Yeah.
282
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,141
I got hurt. Both
knees are gone.
283
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,877
It's bone on bone.
284
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:06,053
Anyway, uh, after that
I kinda spiraled down.
285
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,788
Yeah, until fairly
recently, I was...
286
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,623
living on my parents' couch.
287
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,593
Aw...
288
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,399
Uh, did you not hear him?
289
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,869
He said he was living
on his parents' couch!
290
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,804
On-on his parents' c...
291
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:34,614
Look, Marty, I know you're
not having the best of times,
292
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,417
but you gotta buy another
drink. It's a two-drink minimum.
293
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,559
Okay.
Hey, pickle point.
294
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,700
Oh! Ooh, yeah!
295
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,935
Yeah!
296
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,570
You see that spin
for the win, baby.
297
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,239
Way to go, baby.
298
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,241
Sorry to win and run,
299
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:04,244
but I got to go ice my glute.
300
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:08,147
No! Hang out! Stay
for a victory beer.
301
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,582
I'm making some wings.
302
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,052
Hey, you ain't
gotta twist my arm.
303
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,553
Ow!
304
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,824
Is there such thing
as pickle elbow?
305
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,158
Actually, yes.
306
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:22,195
And Dr. Zak says apply
a cold beer to it, stat!
307
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,197
Can't argue with my doctor.
308
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:29,236
Yeah, I'll "nurse"
one of those beers.
309
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,072
This guy is a riot.
310
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,441
Hear that, Calvin?
She thinks I'm a riot.
311
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,144
Well, she's dehydrated, Dave.
312
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,782
Okay, clearly I am not
getting through to you.
313
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,252
Uh, my dating
history is littered
314
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,819
with broken relationships.
315
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:51,058
And I can honestly say that
90% of them were my fault.
316
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,626
I am terrified of commitment,
317
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,762
so I'm warning y'all.
318
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,498
You do not want
this!
319
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,203
Are y'all hearing me?
320
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,873
Look, I am a mess!
321
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,908
He ain't lying.
322
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,479
Malcolm is a mess.
323
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,316
Oh, damn.
324
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,850
Hey, Kayla.
325
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,824
Kayla! Here comes
Poppapalooza!
326
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,528
Malcolm and I
dated for six weeks
327
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,063
and do you know what he did?
328
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,263
What'd he do?
329
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,399
He ghosted me!
330
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,134
Mm.
331
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,635
Guilty as charged.
332
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,804
Pop away.
333
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:41,908
But this? This is
a different man.
334
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,012
This is a vulnerable man.
335
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,647
This is a man who has
been working on himself.
336
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,984
Are you kidding me?!
337
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,918
You know what?
338
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,753
Give me one of those balloons.
339
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,523
No, no, no, ma'am.
340
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,503
You aren't in the game.
You don't get a balloon.
341
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,459
You don't tell me
what I can't get.
342
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,694
But I just did, though.
343
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,268
Hey,
hey, ladies! Ladies!
344
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,464
No fighting. Ladies, no
fighting! We got rules!
345
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,201
We got rules!
Two-drink minimum!
346
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:12,304
Tina! Dave just texted
that he's eating wings
347
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,906
with the pickle people.
348
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:15,342
And I made dinner!
349
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:20,580
Okay, it's a heat-and-serve
from Costco, but I heated it.
350
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,883
I burned it.
351
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,853
But he
doesn't know that.
352
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,689
All right, you know
what? I saw this coming.
353
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,692
I told y'all I got a tingle,
but nobody listened to me.
354
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,661
Now I'm gonna be the one that's
gonna have to shut it down.
355
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,331
Ooh, here's your chance.
New neighbor, ten o'clock.
356
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,967
Hi neighbors! Hey.
357
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,735
I just wanted to
introduce myself
358
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,237
and drop off a peace offering.
359
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:48,075
I know we've been making
a racket. No pun intended.
360
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,842
I'm Allison.
361
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,080
Isn't that sweet? I mean,
we were just talking about
362
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,382
how we were looking
forward to meeting you.
363
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,783
I'm Tina.
364
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,386
I'm Gemma.
365
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,754
And intended or not,
that pun was delightful.
366
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,926
I cannot believe this.
367
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:10,097
All I wanted was one date
without having to choose.
368
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:13,566
Now I've got
seven women calling me.
369
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,070
I don't even know her name.
370
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,106
Hey, hey, hey.
371
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,574
I hate you.
372
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,413
Courtney? What are
you doing here?
373
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,216
My date was a little...
374
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,118
Yes?
375
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,852
I don't know, just
kind of like...
376
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,522
Yes? Yes?
377
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,524
He was a little off.
378
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,295
How unfortunate.
379
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,266
I had him drop me off here
380
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,301
because I did not want
him to know where I live.
381
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,605
Oh. So you led a crazy
man to our house?
382
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,541
Do you need a ride home?
383
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,708
Would you?
384
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,646
I'd love to! I
mean, yes, I can.
385
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,381
I got you. Come
on. Right this way.
386
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,984
All right, Marty.
387
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,286
You're smiling way too big.
388
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,221
Am I? Yes.
389
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,857
How's this?
390
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,426
That's better. Okay.
391
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,396
Marty, don't skip.
392
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:21,801
Huh, that is so interesting.
393
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,971
I've never met a dental
hygienist before.
394
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,141
Well, not one who didn't
have her fingers in my mouth.
395
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,778
Well, now you have.
396
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:35,581
And I gotta say, your
gums are spectacular.
397
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:40,653
Waterpik.
398
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:42,822
Knew it.
399
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,258
Ugh. Well, I've got to run.
400
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,894
Oh. Great meeting you.
401
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,830
Yeah. You know, Calvin said
how much fun you guys are.
402
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:54,867
You know what? You all have to
come over for dinner sometime.
403
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,337
And I am not taking
no for an answer.
404
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,539
Then yes!
405
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,641
Oh, hello. Hi.
406
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,845
You know, Calvin, I
owe you a big apology.
407
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,147
I mean, I was so wrong
about our new neighbors.
408
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:12,118
Okay, thanks, but,
uh, who was that lady?
409
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,654
Who? Allison?
410
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,289
Who's Allison?
411
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,692
The woman you've been
playing pickleball with.
412
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,861
You mean Sara? Who's Sara?
413
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,096
The woman we've been
playing pickleball with.
414
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,934
I've never seen that
woman before in my life.
415
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,771
What y'all talking about?
416
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,375
Wait a minute now.
417
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,847
Yeah. Look. On the left.
418
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,715
That's Zak's wife Sara.
419
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,217
But that's Allison,
420
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,918
and she's putting her
hand on Zak's back.
421
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,754
That's just friendly.
422
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,723
Now it's going down to her butt.
423
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,593
That's a little too
friendly. Okay, I get that.
424
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:58,365
How you doing? Hey,
now.
425
00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,066
How y'all doing?
426
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,434
Wow.
427
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,371
Well, now Sara and
Allison are holding hands.
428
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:07,340
Okay, and Zak's kissing Sara.
429
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,009
Okay. All right, now.
430
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,911
Now he's kissing
Allison. Okay.
431
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,480
I knew it. I knew it, y'all.
432
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,081
The tingle is never wrong.
433
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,149
Those people are freaky deaky!
434
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,654
Okay, Zak with a K.
435
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,356
Yeah. Looks like
they're doing more
436
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,024
than playing doubles over there.
437
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,330
Can't wait for that dinner!
438
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,398
Not gonna happen.
439
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,134
Okay, girl!
440
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,438
Your pickleball days
are over. Mm-hmm.
441
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,205
I just bought this whole outfit.
442
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,941
Yeah, and I just ordered mine.
443
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,176
What you say now?
444
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,513
I-I can return mine.
445
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,391
I mean, soon as it come,
it'll just go right back.
446
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:59,258
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