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- Hello. Can I help you?

- Yes ... I am looking for
wallpaper for my kid.

What does he like?

- Oh, lots of things.
He's 14 you know.

Football ...

- That's not the same price anymore

and has nothing do with football.

- My kid likes other things
besides football.

-You have the dimensions?

- Yes. 3 by 3.

- You will need 7 rolls.

- No, I want to do only one wall,

because the rest, in fact,
I will paint,

because I saw
this idea on TV.

- For a wall, you need 2 ...
no, 3. Otherwise you'll miss a part.

- A part how big?
- 1.5 meters.

- That's okay.
There's a cupboard.

- For safety, make it 3.
If you change your wardrobe ...

- It will not change.

- You better be safe.

No, I'll take two.

- As you wish.

- Goodbye.

- Wait!

Don't go in your room.
- Why?

What's this?

- You like it?

- Yeah, it's really beautiful.

- I see you always at the library,
I took it back to you here.

- It's a great idea.
And it's very beautiful.

- I knew you'd like it.
Come and eat.

Bring this to your mother.

* 100 000 euros!

- Hi, my Polo.
- Hi.

- How was school?
- It went well.

- Nothing Special?

Something funny?

Make something up, then.

- There was nothing.

* The peace process in the
Middle East is dwindling.

* Israel authorized the construction of
new homes in East Jerusalem.

* At the negotiating table,

* all seats were vacant.
- In holiday probably. I swear.

What fuckers.
All the same.

The solution is simple:
All at the fleet, and only

those who go back can stay.
That will make place.

- Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- It's cold.

- Okay, so?

Are you at one of your revisions?
- It's okay.

- Just okay or is it good?
- Good. It's only a blank certificate.

- Okay, but this is a good
exercise to get there, at ease.

Class, if you have.

And you'll have confidence
for the exams.

Well, hey!

If don't you believe in your
possibilities, who will believe?

- "Potential".

And the girls?

- They're idiots.

- What's her name?
- I promise, there is none.

And Maeva, the cute one?

- What a bitch.

She shows off because her father
works at the bank.

His office

is nasty, it's just
better than the counter.

And the other ...

- Who?
- You know who I mean.

The Bourge, who has

a beautiful house near granny.
- Priscilla.

She, she is nice.

She can have all the guys

she wants.
- So what? You're what?

You're a good guy.

- She leaves for one year

next year
for her father's job.

- Where to?
- Botswana.

- Well ...

What does her father do?

- I'm not sure. Something important
in the cement business.

* You do not know, you

* I smell her perfume on you
for 2 months.

* She leaves messages
every quarter of an hour

* I infiltrated her answering machine

* My guy fucks another woman

- I would have done the same.

- I hate these bitches.

Ho, Polo!

Come down, cousin.

- I'll see.

- Cool.

- You want some coffee?

- I do not mind.

Will you come, my Polo, tonight?

- I will.

- With Polo, we are going.
Alex, finish the kitchen.

- No, I just
did my nails.

- I'm not stupid.
The varnish dries by blowing.

- It's gel.

- Between autistic legs
and autistic hands ...

No, already 10 times
you made me do that.

I'm not laughing, Omar.
Afterwards it will fall back on me.

I give you 5 min.
You hear me? 5 minutes.

Polo! Come here,
I need you!

- Wait, I have not finished
to dust!

- What's he saying?

Eh?

- I have not finished dusting.

- What did you say?
- ... Dusting.

- And why not?
"Doing the dusting"?

Because that doesn't mean anything.

Dusting ... does.

- What is he fussy
since he reads!

You got something to do in your bedroom.

Polo, damn!

- I'm coming.

- You're here to clean the library,
not read it!

- I am not required to be here.

- Huh?
- Nothing. I'm coming.

Hi, Dude.
- Yo, Dude, what's up?

Girls,
my true friend Polo.

Kiss.

- Hi.
- Hi.

-Hi.

I know this.

These are the pens of my fathers
cleaning company.

Your mother works there?
- No.

- Your father?

- Uh ... yeah.

- They know each other.

No, my father,

he's the boss.

- Oh yeah.

- See you later.

- You're a joker

I present you to those girls
and you show them your pen.

- I don't care about them.

- My brother has a rotten job,
but not like your father.

It's a woman's job.
- Fuck you.

- The Portuguese
is right behind us.

- Conchita, back your hair,
it's dirty.

- Concepcion, come shine

my dick.
- Poor idiot.

- "The crime could not be
including points of view

given once and for all.

His philosophy is more difficult
then we think."

- "Jails ..."

- The "Jails"!

- "The jails
and forced labor ... "

- Did you see the match?
He scored

in the end.

- You smell.

- Huh?

- Wash yourself.

- Yes, Kastriot?

- He said I'm a "c'tru cistra".

And in French?

- He told me something

racist.

- You stop.

- I said nothing!

I'm not racist.

- You said it.
You do not care.

You said "Roma stink".

- You, not all Roma.

- To the principal.

You disturb the course.

Go explain yourself.

Everyone silent!
We will resume the course!

- He must wash himself.

- Racism prevents me from working,

and it is forbidden.
- I said he stank.

- Excuse yourself.

- No, he stinks.
I have the right to say it.

I'm not racist.
You stink,

not all Roma.

You can say
without being racist.

I'll kick your ass I swear.

- He stinks or not?

- That's enough.

- Thank you.

- Everything alright?

- Super.

- I know you're not racist.
- Leave me.

And I know I stink, too.

- Why did you do that?

- I don't know.

- Dude, why don't you wash yourself?

- Well ...

There's no water at my home.

Hi.

Paul?

- How are you?
- What's wrong?

- A fight. Don't worry.

- See you Friday,
at the marathon?

I call you.
- See you.

- Who is it?

OK, OK. Answer me,
please.

Polo?

Answer, don't act so childish.
- It's alright, Marwan.

- Who is it?

Polo? Who is it?
- Just a friend. It's good.

- A friend? No more?

- She lives near the
home of my grandparents.

- They have no house,
but a closet.

Go ahead, tell me.
Tell me more.

- Towards the end of the match,

the guy comes on the pitch,
He dribbles,

he falls to the ground,
and shoots.

- He fell alone.

He gives a knee,
and the referee said nothing.

Get up, help your mother.

What is it?
- Nothing. I bumped.

- Look where you walk.
Your father is okay?

And your mother?
- It's going well.

- Come Wednesday,
the first day of Ramadan.

We eat well.

Go do your homework.
And be serious.

- Thank you, Mr. Adjani.

- Hi, Dad.

Polo?

Hi.
- Hi.

- What's that on your head?
- Nothing.

Your father invited me on Wednesday.
- It's cool.

You going to do the Ramadan?

My mother made a lot of cakes,
you'll like it.

With almond dough...

- What are you doing?

- I try to help.

- Gather your stuff

and get up instead of loitering.

- Leave me.

- He didn't do it on purpose.
- Forget it!

Hurry up.

- You could help me
instead of mocking me.

- I mock you?
Get up, dirty comic.

- What's this act you're
trying to put up now?

Is it because you saw me
with another guy?

Want to prove anything?

I'm not so easy.

Thank you, Polo, for helping me.

- Hi.

- Hi, my Polo.

You hurt?

- I fell at football.
It's okay.

You must sign this by tomorrow.

Is Alex here?
- She's with your mother.

- If you camber too much, it is vulgar.
It's not pretty.

- I don't care.

Get out!
- Get in sweety.

- He always makes fun of me.
- You shut up.

- I promise.

- How do you see yourself
in 10 years?

- I hope I get married,
with a nice family,

while being a beautician, and living
in a home close to my family.

But mom, I'm not really
aesthetician, I do the nails.

Nail care professional.

Nail. Care.

Professional.

- Ah yes, it's like medicine,
that's good. Prosthetist.

- Your main qualities?

- People say
I am generous

and ... welcoming.

- Say something else too,
that's a bit light.

And it's wrong. You're not welcoming.

Well, you're welcoming

but you're not a hostess.

- I say what?
- Say something different then the rest.

They should remember you, so:
they say "Yeah, she ...

she's different."

- How do you say it when you don't
give up easily?

- Perseverance.

- Your main fault?
- Lazy.

Get out Franco.

People hate

false defects.

- Say not:

"I'm too sensitive."

Say real things.

- Change not, you moron!

- You don't have a word,

it's a bit complicated, asshole?

- Do you know what to say?
- Say "I'm quite laxative."

- Meaning?

- That you're hyper and cool.
A bit too much, sometimes.

Soft limit, but class.

- Yeah, I will.
- Dinner's ready.

Get up!

Wait, this is

the choreography!

* Step by step against prejudice

* We're walking

* Head up high

* Step by step

* Against Prejudice

- She is beautiful.

* Head up high

* I am a woman of today

- Pitiful, if you have to say that

- She's great.
- Crap.

She doesn't have to show everything.

- You become Islamic.

- She wants to prove what?

- It is modern.

- I said "dinner is ready".

What a hustler clip!

- You are too stupid.

- Continue.

Arms ...

Yes.

* Zouk

- You got the wrong ass for this.

- You make me so hate them!

- You're not meant to zouk.

- Stop you two.

- Super.

Like that?

- Finish.

Don't camber.

- Here.

- Thank you. I wanted that one.

- I don't like what
you did earlier.

- I knew it. Stop.

- It's like you would say that your sister...
- Ow ow, I know, it's alright.

It's over.

- Not just like that.
You have insulted me, and her too.

- We're not mad, Atika and me.
It is forgotten.

- She still might be sad.

- But there were people
of 4B. They talk.

- What, those of 4B?
- They are Tunisians.

- So what?

- They always gossip:

"I saw her on the stairs
with a boy..."

- Marwan!

- Go ahead, I have to go.
- See you.

- Hey you're not tired are you?
- I just sat down 2 seconds ago.

- Come see the view.

It's beautiful, eh?

- Yeah.

- It's not the Chinese of
St. Thiers.

- Have you seen it?
- He has a TV

in his office.

- It's not for watching TV but for
the dental x-rays.

- You think so?

Come.

That's it, yeah.
Oh yeah.

Another one who sits on a
small Swiss

without deforming.
Come, Polo, we're not finished.

- Don't forget to study this weekend.
The test is on Monday.

- We will!
We like culture so much, ma'am.

- Work hard.

- Especially you.
I beg you, after you.

Small pancake.
- Get the fuck out.

- What are you doing?

- Get the fuck out.

- What are you doing?

- What are you doing here?

- We go out of music theory.

You okay?
- Yes. Hi.

It is not this way.

- OK. Enya likes a local guy.

- Who is it?

Anton, a Black.

- He lives near me.
- Really?

Does he have a girlfriend?

- He is chased.

- Is that him?

Yes, it's him.
Don't look back.

- It's okay. Breathe.

- We gotta tell him something.
Help me.

- Let's talk about your ex.

- That was before the Wall fell.

- Hi.

- I can't believe it.

Your girlfriend arrives
and she immediately catches him.

- It's always like that with her.

- Always?

- And as she gets older, it always
works with the younger ones.

Ah, the life of the beautiful ...

- It will happen to you too.

- A date? By then I'll have to shave.

The bourgeois girls always
like the though guys.

- He's also really beautiful.

- This is a caricature.

- You're jealous.

- She acts like Georges Guy
to be rebellious.

But it will eventually
end bad anyway.

It can't work because they're
from different neighborhoods?

- It just doesn't happen a lot.

- He cuddles

so nice.

Do you know what a "clim" means?

- It means you're cool.
A clim refreshes,

you're refreshing.

- He's funny that guy.

- I'm coming.

- I'll pay, it's my pleasure.
- You're sure? Thank you.

I told you I was going to do
a party before I left.

But we leave earlier then expected.
After the test.

I was pissed off, I won't
have the time to see anyone.

I have no choice.

But I will come back
in a year, a year and a half.

- It will go by fast.

- And we'll write.
- Of course.

- I will miss you.

- She said
"It doesn't cost a lot"

I say:
"It's expensive darling,

and it is not
good quality."

She said: "How so?"

"A gem can be bought in
a jewelry store, not in a journal."

She: "It's cheaper,
they have no rent to pay.

They sell on the Internet."

With that she bored me.
I was tired. Boss,

you know what I said?
"My darling,

when the outside shines too much,
the interior is dull."

That's well said.

That's nice, Omar.

- Women prefer the looks.

- A woman never wants to be more
more beautiful on the outside

then on the inside.

They are too proud.

You know...

Since I no longer
have my scooter ...

- Look what I do.

- But this morning ...
- This is the last time.

Bye, Karim.

- Go ...
- See you.

- What did the security guy tell you?
- That it's good that I help you.

That's what the Arabs would do.

The guidance counselor
said the opposite.

- To encourage you.

You only help me during the weekends.
- I didn't say it because of that.

I'm more like the Arabs.
- With better grades.

Come sit down.

- I'm not hungry.
- Take something at least.

Here ...

and then this.

Go.

Here.

You want me to do that again?

No, huh?

You have ...

Here.

Take this.

To change the code,
just before, I knew nothing.

- It's not the same.
- But still ...

- In a French essay,

You have to think,
give examples ...

- Yeah, that's correct.

- I'm really not hungry.

My Polo ...

Come, I will give you my
good luck kiss.

- Mom, stop.

- A real student.

I've written down a very nice
sentence I heard on TV last night.

In your editorial,
you will blow them away.

"It seems essential to me ...

to emphasize the fact that ... "

You see?

Eh?

Yes, mom.

- Here, take it.

- Bye.
- See you later.

I will make you

a true shepherd's pie.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Good luck, my Polo.
You're going to make it for sure.

- Look, there was my name.

- There was my name.

I'm a pretty boy.

I have a mention.

- You make it, you bastards?

- They, yes. Me, no.
I do not care.

- You do care.
- No I don't, shitface.

Ho!

- Sorry. My dad
had decided that I can pass.

- You never know anything.

- Me, too, I pass.
- Move over.

Calm down.

- A file please.

You don't have to follow
electricity classes now?

- My dads wants
me to try the second grade.

- You got how many average?
- I didn't make it.

- Why are you happy then?

- I will not cry for that.
I do not care.

I want to rap.
- In New York!

- You're going to rap?
- I have a plan with my cousin.

- Flein wants to do it.
- I do not care.

R. A. P., disgusting.

- You forgot a T.
RATP!

-You see, I'm a rapper.

- I do not know how to tell you.
Open your eyes.

Ho! You're stupid or what?

- Stop it,
they are buffoons on TV.

They say: "Stop saying
we are Arabs."

All of a sudden they can't stop
talking about this.

The niggas, it's the same.

You speak of your own breed,
but you stay here.

- If it's better at your place,
stay there then!

- Show your Jew cock

to get some money.

You think you will do better
then your father?

You will wash the shit of people.

You said I will give money?

You're a dirty race.

My dirty race, it can at least
make money.

You, you give the niggaz what?

AIDS?

- Guys, you stop it?
- Seriously?

- Guys!
- Stop! Ho!

Fuck you man.

Joker.
- Don't touch me.

Your mother.
- Your sister.

- Your aunt.

- I have it.

- I knew it.

- Where are you going?
- To the meeting at 6 o'clock.

The meeting with alcohol.

- No one goes there.
My friends are gone.

- It was mandatory to go there.

- I don't drink.

- Polo, this is not to get drunk.
You must show that you're interested.

Afterwards you will be in
the right classes.

If you had taken Latin,
you'd be in a better class.

- A dead language ...
- Nobody speaks it anymore, but still.

Without it, French
would not exist.

It is his ancestor.

- They are all gone,
Marwan, Jérôme.

- You've already seen any Arabs
or blacks at these meetings?

They do not care.

This is not an example.

Don't tell,
I have a surprise.

We will celebrate this.

* You were with how many?

* Accident confirmed.
2 victims.

- I hope you are
not too shocked,

but this movie is just reality.

- I want to thank you

for being here, despite the holidays.

The situation is so bad that...

we had to organize this meeting.

Now the psychologist will
answer your questions.

- Thank you.
I await your response.

Who will start?

Me, he always

locks the door
to his room.

Once, he had forgotten.

And I found two
half empty bottles.

I have emptied them, but I don't
know what to do.

- I understand you.

Perhaps you could ask your son
not to lock his door anymore.

Have you tried
to understand his problem?

Tries to start a dialogue?

Me yes, but he won't.

He says that all is well
to his therapist.

He's been in a coma twice.

- A good wallop,
that is the solution.

Believe me.

They think I'm going to let my kid
get drunk at 9am in the morning

instead of going organic?
Unbelievable!

I will not slap you,
but give you a headbutt.

If you would run away,
I won't open the door anymore.

We will not live by the rules
of those lowlifes.

When a country makes a law
about slapping, it goes bad.

- Why didn't you say that?
- Talking to idiots is useless.

They're not parents anymore,
they are afraid of their kids.

The one who drinks,
it's already too late.

They should hit the parents.

You don't agree?
- Yes, yes.

- You're not stupid,
you will not end up like me.

- What do you mean,
"End up like you"?

- That you look at the ground
more often then the sky,

but still walk in the shit
anyway.

- Follow the queue like
everyone else.

- We have a reservation.

- Go ahead, please.

In what name?

- It's from my company.

- It's for a group of people?

No, just me and my kid.

- What company?
- Lav'Top.

Lav'Top.

Ah yes. Coralie will
show your table.

- Be back in 5 minutes.

- Everything okay?

- Yes.

- Come on, starters-main-desert.

- Sir, the booking shows

that alcohol is not paid
by your company.

- I will take one glass then.

Okay then ...

I'll take ...

Salmon terrine as a starter,

and after, lamb chop.

Even if ...

I don't like to mix
fish and meat.

Why?

- In large restaurants,
it's not done.

- It is not
a large restaurant.

- It's good, anyway.

- Are you ready to order?
- Yes. What do you want?

- I will take a fricassee
chicken with mushrooms.

- Desserts for 12, please.

- Thank you.
- Please.

- Even in great restaurants,
the moelleux is frozen.

- Yeah?

- They charge you

a lot but they

screw you over.

They call it
moelleux nevertheless.

It is still good, even.

They just make it together with

the shepherd's pie.

Okay then ...

Okay.

Tell me,

You got a million ...
You hear me?

You get one million,
what do you do?

You get one million as a gift,
what do you do with it?

Well, I'm going on vacation.
Somewhere sunny.

- Okay, but where?
Be specific.

So me ...

You know, the pub
with Antoine on the boat?

"Atol, opticians!"

I'm going there.

- It will never fit.
- That must go up there.

- Stop it!

- Well, since you're so strong.

- Next year, you come with us.

Safe journey!
- Peace, my brother.

See you in September!

Happy holidays!

* Cristaline gives me power.

* It is so good ...

- You okay?
- Yeah.

- What's with you, Polo?
You're pulling a face?

- No.
- Don't do it,

It's the great vacation.

- The long vacation.

- What?
- Nothing.

- What did you say?

- The long vacation,
not the great vacation.

- What does that mean?
- Nothing!

Ho, calm down, eh!

I have good news for you.

At work, they have

tickets for the Louvre.
- Super.

That's good, the Louvre.

- They pity us.

- Pity or not, I do not care.

If you can visit the Louvre,
you go there.

So Tuesday, you'll see the drawings.

- It's paintings.

- What's with you?

- Nothing.

- What is your problem?

What is it?!

- You, that's my problem!

All the time, you do not care
about me!

We never go away!
It rot away here!

You're not a father,
but a maid!

Always washing people's shit of
the floor, always on 4 legs!

Always!

- Go away.

Paul, let's go?

- I only have to do
the tour of the employees!

With your team,
if you're not committed,

you go work in Roubaix
as expected!

You shall make the journey!

Complete the solos
and small teams!

- I will rectify everything.

- You've already tumbled once,
you want it again?

- I will rectify everything.

- You have stood your ground!

I would not have liked this.

- What do you want to
discuss with idiots?

They are idiots, that's it.

For sure...

But yeah ...

I'll stick to the journey.
Count on me.

Asshole.

Of course I only have this
to fuck up.

- I'm sorry, Dad.

I was stupid, the last time,
and unfair.

- Yeah.

- I made a mistake out of anger.

- What? What is
your real anger?

- There is just something
that's bugging me.

- What?

- It's embarrassing.

Come on tell me.

- I have a small one.

- What are you talking about?
- That's why I sulk.

You're sure?

- I see it every day.
- Watch.

Let's see.

It's great.
- Tiny.

- No but it is perfect,
it's at rest.

- Stop it. You don't have to
make me feel better.

- If you had a small one, we would
replace it with a transplant,

but it's good.
Why do you say that?

I see it on the internet.

- Don't compare your cock with
what you see on the internet.

They are doped.

Don't worry.
Your dick is fine.

Come one.

No, but ... Hey!

- When I think about Marwan's
holiday...

50 in the minivan, no air conditioning

Not a fun vacation.

I prefer to stay.

Traveling like bums, not for me.

And they wait three days

on the boat,

herded like animals,

eating and sleeping
under the stars.

That must be chaos.

- Come next year,
you go with them.

- For the first task
I'd like to read a copy

that touched me.
There was something.

I liked.

I call the summer
the long vacation

not the great holidays.

And I call returning
the resumption.

To return, you must have been gone.

I'm not leaving.
My city empties.

Marwan and his tribe return back home
to embrace their grandmother,

and I confess I am jealous.

Jealous of their arduous journey
to their home.

I wanted to be an Arab this summer.

Instead, I visited

the Louvre
because my dad forced me to.

I look at all that
and I wonder why.

Why paint

stuff we have in front of us?

And I look at Jesus

who suffers

on the cross, in
white linen, low waist,

sexy and lighter,
at the limit of pleasure.

Christians are good in suffering.

Feel pain,

open mouth,
crucifixion, flagellation,

I enjoyed with them.

Like when our bladder
is full

and finally, it is empty.

Pee, Evidently.

Jesus in his kindness,
secretly told me:

"Everything is forbidden, but
everything is tolerated. Fuck as much as possible,

that's the only real
thing in this world."

There you go,

that's what I saw in the Louvre.

July 15, and a wild
desire to be Christian."

Bravo, Paul.

-Thank you.

-18! Bastard.

- You're in love with Jesus?
- Leave me alone.

- Sit down.

Stop!

Hey! I said stop!

You, you and you,
to the headmaster!

All three!

- I have done nothing.

- To the headmaster!
Go.

- Though luck.

- There is no chance.

- In white, it looks like a fridge.

- You want a fresh coke?

Alright!

The next word out of place,
and you're expelled.

- That will save you some time.
- So what happened?

- Polo was happy with his 18,
Jérôme teased him.

He talked about Jesus.

- Jérôme is you?

- No, I'm too Christian.
We respect him.

- I speak not of Jesus.
- You nail him.

You are such traitors that the hole
in the door calls itself a Jew.

No, a Judas.

- Jew, Judas is the same.
Like him.

- I don't diss Jesus.

At home, we like him.
My father told me.

- So who said what to whom?

Ah, finally.
Are you okay, you?

- Yeah, I am.

- Okay so?
Who said what?

- Jérôme called me a fag

who was shagging Jesus.

- He has a blessed ass.

(hip hop music playing)

- You had it coming.

- Don't bring it back.
Rudy, what is the difference

between a pizza and a kike?

The pizza doesn't knock on
the oven door!

You bastard.

- How long does it take a nigga
take out the trash?

- I don't know.

- 9 Months.

- It is rotten, your joke.

- Frankly, it's very lame.

- You want one?

An Arab seeks work at the
Employment Association.

The lady said: "Dustman."

"Oh, no, ma'am.

It is too early.
I have a bad back. "

She said:

"I also have:

cleaner in the subway."

"No, ma'am.
can't do those hours.

And really have a bad back."

So she reflects, annoyed.

"You like sex, and traveling?"
"Yes. That, I like."

"So go back to Morocco and
let them fuck you in the ass."

- No, it's not funny.

And your imitations are bad!

Stop, it stinks.

And Polo?

That's true!

- Whites are boring.

- I have no jokes about a white man.

- Everyone loves the small whites!

You should be Arab!

- Invisible, man.
A Breton is nothing.

- Finally, a shit.

- Hurry up, gentlemen!

-Goodbye.

- Ladies, if you please.

- SURPRISE!

Bravo!

- I tell the chick:

"The bathroom?"
She takes me.

Larger than the party room.

The towel, you don't fold it,
you throw it.

- Like in a hotel.

- How do you know how that is?
- How?

- At my place

the blue for the hand,
yellow for the body. That's it.

- And you always finish up with
the green ones.

- Yeah yeah.

What are you doing there?

- Electricity in the garden.
This is a box of night outdoors.

We talked with the girl,
it has raised ...

- This mytho will tell us
how to pick up women?

Why not? Marwan is beautiful!

- You see?
- She takes pity.

You're one of her good deeds.

- Jérôme, you're a badger.

- Who are you talking to?
- To you.

Drop dead.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO POLO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Congrats bro.

- Congratulations, big guy.

- You are idiots, guys.
- We too!

A jacket

of an aviator.

- It's going to suit you.

- What a look! It is beautiful!

- You're canon.
- Young people, I have to go.

Good luck tomorrow.

- She has been waiting 20 years.

- And your second album?

- Bolos, go away.
Go on, go home.

- Happy birthday, dude.
I'm proud of you.

She returned to Africa?
- Yes.

- See you.
- Good luck.

- Well, I think we can applaude

and cheer on our young candidates.

Lovely and very talented
for dance, I confess.

I ask you to welcome

our six finalists
dressed in light robes.

For starters, the number 2!

- We can applaud.
The number 2.

Charming.

The number 4.

- The 4.
- Very pretty.

- The number 7.

- Very nice, huh?

She sure has her supporters.

- Yes. The Number 13.

- The 13.

12!

- Superb.

Superb.

To you, Jacques.

- Yes.

And the last one,

the 14.

- Yes!

Bravo!

- Oh!

- Let's move on

to the exercise that our contestants
fear the most: present themselves.

More difficult than people think.

- I call the number 13.

Good evening, miss.

Hi everyone.

- Introduce yourself.
What do you want to do in life?

- My name is Christelia Gex.
I'm 21.

I am master of science

and I want to become
synergy consultant.

I also want to diversify
my altruistic activities.

I visit children with autism,
but I want to broaden my activities

by visiting disadvantaged
children as well.

Thank you.

- What projects!

- I call the lovely number 4.

- Same thing, who are you and,
what do you do?

- I'm Wendy Dutroux, 23 years.

I have a BTS
in international trade.

I do not neglect
my appearance,

since I'm the muse of
a brand of gloves, in Caen.

- At what point?

- We applaud our Miss No. 4,

with character.

The number 14 now.

- Hello. Alexandra Pontafiac.
20 years. I'm nail orthotist.

- I see. Show us

your pretty hands.

- Wonderful. Very original.

Dear Alexandra,
a trick question:

What are your faults?

- I can't help it if she doesn't know
what laxative means!

- Leave me, Dad!

I hate you, I'll kill you.

- Stop it!

- It's an old joke.

- I trusted you!

- Go!

- Buy yourself a dictionary!

- He ruined everything!
- It's okay, stop.

- I'll kill him! Poor schmuck!
- You stop now!

- I swear ...

This little show-off,
he's not my brother.

- It's not that bad.

- All this because of his shit.
- He doesn't have it yet.

- They only asked me questions.

The other bitch would not have won.

- But the jury, it's you
they have noticed.

- They just made fun of me.

- It was just a joke.
- I don't even know the word anymore.

- Laxatisme, I think.
No.

Laxistime.

Laxi ...

- It's shorter. Polo has repeated it.
- Laxative.

- That's it, I think.

- What does it mean?

- I don't know anymore ...
a type of glands, but with class.

A bit like the soft artists.

Go away, Polo!
- Your phone vibrated.

You got a message.

- Who is it?

- The guy from the jury.
His name is Marc.

- How he got your number?
- It's me.

He came to greet families
and told me a cool thing about you.

I gave him your number.

- He said what?

- "Whatever. For me,
YOU are the Miss."

- Do not answer that yet.
only tomorrow evening.

- He knows she'll do nothing.

I mean ... Make it simple.
Answer him now.

- You too. Why didn't you just
tell her you love her.

Because she does not compute?
I understand.

- No. In my opinion,
we need to answer now,

but cancel your first appointment
at the last minute.

Should not be too available
from the beginning.

If you answer now,

only the fouls will wait.

I'm tired.
- I say what, then?

- Fetch me my nightgown.

- I say that?
- No ...

- Mom, hug me please
- Yes, darling. Come.

- The balls.
- But no.

You were all beautiful.

- But mom!
- No, but ...

All ...
but you, you're ...

The others, they are ...

The others were ...
good, they were fine.

But you, when you're walking
in your dress,

It was, well it was that.
It was like... yeah.

I saw the jury.

They were all ...
But all and all, they were.

- Why didn't I win then?
- Because ... because ...

They're all ...
They know nothing.

If we were in the USA, then
my daughter, you would have won.

A beautiful blonde
like you, tall,

Americans ...

They make you ...

They make you ... There you go.
Pffff.

There.

Eh?

But we are in France.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Empty the tray before passing.

- I'm happy to see
that you got my message.

- I love you, Priscilla.

I love you.

Did you hear me?

To conclude,

I would say that F. Moreau
represents the late average

who will, through his experiences,
educate him.

Education ... that will accumulate
in disillusionment.

Why did you enjoy

this novel?

- I liked this novel because I was able
I identify with the character,

Since I myself also have
a Ms Arnoux

in my life.
And I realized

that I would probably marry
a Rosanette.

This novel has warned me
and has saved me an illusion.

- Don't bother.
I know you did it.

This is the happiest day
of my life.

- I got that catch.
- You did it, my boy.

Come.
- Where to?

- There is time if we are many.

- Did what, the tray?

- It's cool.

- Maeva wants to
go to theater school.

- She told me.

- Good.

This is what you have today.

Where did I put these contracts?

I will come back.

- Hey ... If you don't want them,
I can take them back.

- How did you do this?
Where does this come from?

- 1 euro per day since kindergarten,
for you to have a future.

- Would have less

even it I repeated the fourth.

- Yes.

Well ...

I did the same thing
for your sister,

and then I have let it go.

You gave me her part?

- It was also a reserve for
your studies.

She didn't want to.

- Isn't this good news?

Sign here please.

You're the star today.

Sign here.

- Go ...
- Go.

I advise you to use this

for your education.

I have several proposals.

Talk about it with Dad.
- He's big enough to decide himself.

- You can also do yourself a favor.
It's not only studies that's important.

For you to decide, huh?

- Dad!

- Hi, my Julo!

How's it going?
- Good, with you?

- Good.
- I missed you.

- I missed you too.

You okay, sweetie?

What did he bring back, Dad?

- A surprise?
- What?

- What is it?
- Yes!

- You will be beautiful.

What did he write there?
- Too cool.

- Sonix?

- That goes along with it.

- Thank you!
- Jules!

You're going to break everything.

You had a good trip?
- I'm slammed.

- How was Seattle?
- Splendid.

We'll go together.

- We have many things
to do together ...

You want a glass of wine?
- With pleasure.

You write well, my Julo.

You have a beautiful handwriting.

- By the way, Dad,
you must sign here.

- Where?
- Here, the mistress said so.

Who wrote that?

- I did.
- I am not an air hostess,

but steward.

- What is it?

- A steward serves to ...

He serves dinner and
takes care of passengers,

we arrange things.

- You make the household,
but in the sky.

- Yes.