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♪ Sexy, confident

♪ So intelligent

♪ She is heaven-sent

♪ So soft, so strong

♪ She's a winner, champion

♪ Superhuman, number one

♪ She's a sister, she's a mother

♪ Open your eyes, just look around And you'll discover

♪ You know, oh

♪ It's a woman's world And you're lucky to be livin' in it

♪ It's a woman's world And you're lucky to be livin' in it

- ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh - You better celebrate

♪ Cos, baby We ain't goin' away - no

♪ It's a woman's world And you're lucky to be livin' in it

- ♪ Uh-huh - Lucky to be livin' in it... ♪

Come on!

♪ Lucky to be livin' in it... ♪

That's right. It's a woman's world.

♪ And you're lucky To be livin' in it. ♪

I came all the way from California, London, are you ready?

Let's go!

♪ I know a place... ♪

Sing it!

♪ Warm, wet, and wild

♪ There must be somethin' In the water

♪ Sippin' gin and juice

- ♪ Layin' underneath the palm trees - Undone

♪ The boys break their necks

- ♪ Tryna creep a little sneak peek - At us

♪ You could travel the world

♪ But nothing comes close To the golden coast

♪ Once you party with us You'll be falling in love

- ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪ - Let's go!

♪ California girls We're unforgettable

♪ Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top

♪ Sun-kissed skin so hot We'll melt your popsicle... ♪

- Sing! - ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪

♪ California girls, we're undeniable

♪ Fine, fresh, fierce We got it on lock

♪ West Coast represent Now put your hands up!

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh California

♪ California girls California. ♪

♪ You think I'm pretty Without any make-up on

♪ You think I'm funny When I tell the punch line wrong

♪ I know you get me So I let my walls come down, down

♪ Before you met me I was all right

♪ But things were kinda heavy You brought me to life

♪ Now every February You'll be my Valentine

♪ Valentine

♪ Let's go all the way tonight

♪ No regrets, just love

♪ We can dance, until we die

♪ You and I, will be young forever

♪ You make me feel like I'm livin' a teenage dream

- ♪ The way you turn me on, I... - Can't sleep

♪ Let's run away And don't ever look back

♪ Don't ever look back

♪ My heart stops When you look at me

♪ Just one touch

- ♪ Now, baby, I believe - This is real

♪ So take a chance And don't ever look back

♪ Don't ever look back

- ♪ I'ma get your heart racing - In my skin-tight jeans

♪ Be your teenage dream tonight

- ♪ Let you put your hands on me, yeah - In my skin-tight jeans

♪ Be your teenage dream tonight

♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight Tonight, tonight, tonight... ♪

OK, it's time for you to sing, London.

Are you ready? Sing it with me!

♪ You make me feel like I'm livin' a teenage dream

- ♪ The way you turn me on - I can't sleep

♪ Let's run away And don't ever look back

♪ No, no, no No, no, no

♪ My heart stops When you look at me

♪ Just one touch

♪ Now, baby I believe this is real

♪ So take a chance And don't ever look back

♪ Don't ever look back

♪ I'ma get your heart racing

- ♪ In my skin-tight jeans - Oh, baby

♪ Be your teenage dream tonight

- ♪ Let you put your hands on me - In my skin-tight jeans

- ♪ Be your teenage dream tonight - Tonight, tonight, tonight

♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight. ♪

♪ Days like this I wanna drive away

♪ Pack my bags And watch your shadow fade

♪ You chewed me up and spit me out

- ♪ Like I was... - Poison in your mouth

♪ You took my light You drained me down

- ♪ But that was... - Then and this is now

♪ Now look at me This is the part of me

♪ That you're never gonna ever Take away from me, no

♪ This is the part of me

♪ That you're never gonna ever Take away from me, no

♪ Throw your sticks and your stones

♪ Throw your bombs and your blows But you're not gonna break my soul

♪ This is the part of me

- ♪ That you're never gonna ever - Take away from me

♪ No... ♪

- ♪ No, no - This is the part of me

♪ That you're never gonna ever Take away from me

- ♪ No, no - This is the part of me

♪ That you're never gonna ever Take away from me

♪ No! Throw your sticks and your stones

♪ Throw your bombs and your blows But you're not gonna break my soul

♪ This is the part of me

- ♪ That you're never gonna ever - Take away from me, no! ♪

Welcome!

Welcome, welcome!

Before we go on, can I get some water?

Oh, thank you so much,

Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Copeland Bloom.

He does the dishes, he gives me water.

Welcome to my dance party, London! Are you ready?

Did you wear some sensible shoes tonight?

Great, cos I'm really excited for tonight.

This is an ITV special called A Night Of A Lifetime.

Hello to my KatyCats.

Listen, hello, to my special guests.

I know some of you are gonna be asking me some questions tonight.

Keep it cute, or you'll be put on mute.

Actually, shall we get this started?

Who has the first question?

- Hey, Katy. I'm over here. - Where?

- How are you doing? - Hey, Tom.

- I've got one question. - OK.

You've obviously played the Super Bowl,

you've done Vegas, you've even sang for the King.

Now, do you still get nervous, or are you just,

"This is my life now, and second nature"?

This is my life, I guess I'll just accept it.

Second nature.

There's a difference between nerves and butterflies. I get butterflies.

I have butterflies right now. Oh, my God!

Not so much nerves cos, like,

I really prepare, you know?

So, preparation takes that out of the equation,

but I would say sometimes you can prepare all you want,

but you can't be ready for something out of your control,

like what happened at the Super Bowl.

You guys don't know, because we like to keep it cute behind the scenes.

- But we were panicking. -

Thank you, I nailed it, I really appreciate that.

But I... But my whole show, look...

my whole show was based around the sun setting,

cos it was based around projection,

and the sun wasn't setting fast enough.

Actually, the game was going too fast,

and they asked me to come to the stage and I wasn't ready.

And then I got ready really quickly, then I was stuck in the bathroom.

And that's the point where I did this thing where I went,

"You can do it, you're OK.

"You can do it, don't matter if the sun doesn't go down."

Then someone called something in the game

and the sun went down, and everything was great.

And I did it all, and there was just, like,

one bad actor - we won't even mention him.

Left Shark.

But, um... I was really nervous for that,

because it was out of my control.

And also, I was nervous to find my seat at the Coronation,

because, um, I was late.

Really?

What did they say when you were late?

Lady Perry is my nickname.

Love that. Go on, girl.

What a girl!

It's like, you would think being on time for the King...!

Who has question number two?

Wow, that's a nice accent. Where's that from?

- - Lancashire.

Oh, it's a northern place! Northern! It goes through the nose. Northern.

Yes. Go ahead.

- About Blighty? -

Do you mean blimey? What is Blighty?

Blighty, babe. Blighty.

Blighty is a term for the UK. Blighty.

OK. You know, honestly, I like so much about the UK.

I love your sense of humour,

and I think that you guys take family into consideration

in all aspects.

And, um, I like that you guys have, like,

a little tradition of a Sunday roast,

you get around the table and it's really sweet!

- - My favourite British dish?

No, I really like...

In America we have a chicken pot pie,

but you guys call it, like, a shepherd's pie situation.

Should I? I have a day left here.

How long has that been sitting out?

Come on, babes, give it to me, babes.

Ooh, interesting.

We do the same thing, but with ketchup.

- Thanks, babes. -

Well, I'm just gonna go stuff my face backstage.

Who is ready for A Night Of A Lifetime?

- ♪ I knew you were - You were gonna come to me

- ♪ And here you are - But you better choose carefully

- ♪ Cos I - I'm capable of anything

♪ Of anything and everything

♪ Make me your Aphrodite

♪ Make me your one and only

♪ But don't make me your enemy Your enemy

- ♪ Your enemy - Your enemy

♪ So you wanna play with magic?

♪ Boy, you should know What you're fallin' for

♪ Baby, do you dare to do this?

♪ Cos I'm comin' at you Like a dark horse

♪ Are you ready for, ready for

♪ A perfect storm, perfect storm?

♪ Cos once you're mine Once you're mine

♪ You're so hypnotising Could you be the devil?

♪ Could you be an angel?

♪ Your touch, magnetising Feels like I am floating

♪ Leaves my body glowing

♪ They say, be afraid You're not like the others

♪ Futuristic lover

♪ Different DNA They don't understand you

♪ You're from a whole 'nother world

♪ A different dimension

♪ You open my eyes And I'm ready to go

♪ Lead me into the light Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me

♪ Infect me with your lovin' Fill me with your poison

♪ Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be your victim

♪ Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien

♪ Your touch, so foreign It's supernatural

♪ Extraterrestrial

♪ Extraterrestrial

♪ Extraterrestrial

♪ Boy, you're an alien Your touch, so foreign

♪ It's supernatural Extraterrestrial. ♪

Thank you so much!

Let me introduce my dancers, why don't I?

Tony, give me a beat, please.

Oh, my God, here it is.

Guys, make some noise for Payton!

Here's Jay. Here's Jay.

Oh, wow!

Whoa.

OK, Diego, work it out, work it out.

Justin.

Stephen, from Australia, baby.

That was really good. Stop!

That was really good, Tony, thank you.

It's good to know that you can still do that.

Those are my boys, and I'm their girl,

if you know what I'm saying.

♪ I'm his queen, I'm his freak I'm every woman he wants and needs

♪ I'm his dream, I'm his drug I'm every woman he wants, so what?

♪ I'm his boss, I'm that I'm every woman he knows exists

♪ I'm his main, I'm his side I'm every woman that's in his mind

- ♪ La-da-dee, la-da-da - La-da-dee, la-da-da

♪ I'm his, he's mine

♪ La-da-dee, la-da-da La-da-dee, la-da-da

♪ I'm his, he's mine

♪ I can see you flirtin' Why you overworkin'?

♪ On him like a suntan Go and get your own man

- ♪ Thinkin' that we're over - Over

- ♪ We only gettin' closer - Closer

♪ You're creepin' in his DMs I'm sleepin' in his sweatpants

♪ We good, we fine, don't even try

♪ Don't you try

♪ Don't waste your time I'm what he likes

♪ What he likes

♪ I'm his queen, I'm his freak I'm every woman he wants and needs

♪ I'm his dream, I'm his drug I'm every woman he wants, so what?

♪ I'm his boss, I'm that I'm every woman he knows exists

♪ I'm his main, I'm his side I'm every woman that's in his mind

- ♪ La-da-dee, la-da-da - La-da-dee, la-da-da

♪ I'm his, he's mine

♪ La-da-dee, la-da-da La-da-dee, la-da-da

♪ I'm his, he's mine. ♪

London, are you ready?

Management suggested I do not answer this question.

I love you, UK!

Hi, Katy. It's your old friend, Brian May.

Welcome to London, welcome back to the UK.

I was here in 2009

when you very first came to the UK,

and I was smitten by I Kissed A Girl,

and I came to see your show,

and we had a little chat after the show, and I can prove it.

I hope you have a fantastic night. Sending you lots of love.

Rock on, Katy. We all love ya.

♪ This was never the way I planned

♪ Not my intention

♪ I got so brave, drink in hand

♪ Lost my discretion

♪ It's not what I'm used to

♪ Just wanna try you on

♪ I'm curious for you Caught my attention

♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it

♪ The taste of her cherry ChapStick

♪ I kissed a girl just to try it

♪ I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

♪ It felt so wrong, it felt so right

♪ Don't mean I'm in love tonight

♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it

♪ No, I don't even know your name

♪ It doesn't matter

♪ You're my experimental game

♪ Just human nature

♪ It's not what good girls do

♪ Not how they should behave

♪ My head gets so confused No, no, no, no!

♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it

♪ The taste of her cherry ChapStick

♪ I kissed a girl just to try it

♪ I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

♪ It felt so wrong, it felt so right

♪ Don't mean I'm in love tonight

♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it

♪ It felt so wrong, it felt so right

♪ Don't mean I'm in love tonight

♪ I kissed a girl and I liked it

♪ I liked it. ♪

Thank you!

Who has the next question for me? I'm interested.

Hi, Katy!

Hi! I'm here.

Down here.

Oh, hey, right in front of my...

- If you were a snake, you would've bit me. - I'm Olivia.

And I love you. You inspired me a lot growing up.

You're confident, you're funny, everything you've achieved.

Yes. And there's a lot of young people here

who look up to you, and also watching tonight.

I'd like to know who inspired you growing up.

Ooh, who inspired me?

OK. Well, if you really wanna know, it was my older sister.

Aww!

Who has an older sibling that you look up to?

Yes.

It's so funny, my older sister, Angela,

she came back in the early '90s from visiting her godparents,

and she was there for, like, two weeks,

she came back with a perm and a demo.

She had recorded a demo

in the basement of her godparents' house.

I listened to it, I was like, "Oh, my gosh,"

and my parents were, like,

really making a lot of noise about it.

So, what I ended up doing was, I ended up stealing that demo,

rehearsing it on the side in secret,

and then when I felt like I was ready,

I played it for my mom, I sang it for her and she was like,

"You're gonna get the vocal lessons."

So, thanks, Sis!

Also, sorry, Sis.

But actually, some of my biggest influences

are Gwen Stefani, Alanis Morissette, and Madonna.

And I'm actually still so inspired by all the girlies now,

like Sabrina, Chappell, Charli XCX, you know.

It's funny, Charli XCX, she opened for the Prismatic World Tour.

Was anybody there?

I was so Brat before Brat!

OK, another question. Let's go.

- Hi, Katy, it's Jordan. - Oh, they're all right here.

Hi, Jordan, it's lovely to see you again.

How are you? I've spoke to you a few times on the radio,

and you've always been great.

- You have a voice for radio. - A face for it as well, apparently.

You always bring it in interviews,

you're always great as a guest on the radio.

One question I've never asked you is about your iconic music videos.

Yes?

Your music videos, you put so much effort into.

In fact, I'm such a big fan,

I've managed to get some merchandise tonight.

I don't know if you'll recognise this, Katy.

He's never put a bra on, obviously. There we go, guys.

- Do you recognise these? - Oh, jeez!

Oh, not in the church, babes. Put 'em away!

I wanna know any special memories from all the amazing music videos

- that you've done in the past. - We've done a lot.

Funny you should wear that,

because there's a really funny story.

When I filmed California Girls, which was candy -

sweets here - things were actually edible.

Some of that cotton candy was real, and I was eating it.

But the funniest, weirdest thing was,

I spontaneously decided to get a spray tan

the morning of the shoot.

And if you get spray tans, you know, don't get them the day of.

No, because they tend to get different colours, you know,

as the day goes on.

So, I started shooting California Girls and I was, like,

tan, and it was cool, and then as I went on,

I got oranger and oranger and oranger.

And I was so orange at the end that we spent a lot of money

grading that music video.

So, don't do that. Always, you know, night before.

Thanks for asking that.

One more question before my next song.

Hi, Katy, it's Alex.

- Hi, Alex! - Hello. - Hello.

Your performances and your energy levels this evening

are absolutely incredible, aren't they, everyone?

Like, next level!

I suppose, when I played football for England, I know you call it s...

- Oh, my God, you're a footballer. Yes! - I was a footballer.

I know you call it soccer over in America,

but it was always about being in tip-top shape.

We know you're doing a world tour next year.

I am. The Lifetimes Tour.

How do you get in shape for those big performances?

- Well, I hate working out. - You do? Oh!

Yeah, I actually do. Orlando loves working out!

You know what I love to do?

I love to dance, swim,

all those things that don't feel like you're working out.

Like going on a hike with your friends.

And, erm, I did hear that my biceps were going around on the internet.

- Those biceps. Everything. - Yeah.

So, that's a little bit from my swimming, I will say.

But I know I'll be getting in my cardio, and you will too.

You'll be getting in all your steps at The Lifetimes Tour.

It's gonna be a dance party, and everyone's invited.

We're actually gonna play a couple of songs

that we used to play on other tours. Let's hit it.

Let's go!

♪ You change your mind Like a girl changes clothes

♪ Yeah, you PMS Like a ... I would know

♪ And you overthink Always speak cryptically

♪ I should know That you're no good for me

♪ Cos you're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no

♪ You're in then you're out You're up then you're down

♪ You're wrong when it's right It's black and it's white

♪ We fight, we break up We kiss, we make up

- ♪ You - You don't really want to stay, no

- ♪ You - You don't really wanna go-o

♪ You're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no

♪ You're in then you're out You're up then you're down

♪ Don't

♪ We used to be just like twins So in sync

♪ The same energy

♪ Now's a dead battery

♪ Used to laugh 'bout nothing Now you're plain boring

♪ I should know That you're not gonna change... ♪

Sing it with me. Let's go!

♪ Cos you're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no

♪ You're in then you're out You're up then you're down

♪ You're wrong when it's right It's black and it's white

♪ We fight, we break up We kiss, we make up

- ♪ You - You don't really want to stay, no

- ♪ You - You don't really wanna go-o

♪ You're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no

♪ You're in then you're out You're up then you're down... ♪

Heads up!

♪ Someone call the doctor Got a case of a love bipolar

♪ Stuck on a roller coaster Can't get off this ride

♪ You change your mind Like a girl changes clothes. ♪

Let her change her clothes.

Let's go!

Are you ready? Ready to sing it?

Ready or not, let's go!

♪ Last Friday night

♪ Yeah, we danced on table tops And we took too many shots

♪ Think we kissed, but I forgot Last Friday night

♪ Yeah, we maxed our credit cards And got kicked out of the bar

- ♪ So we hit the boulevard - Last Friday night

♪ We went streaking in the park Skinny-dipping in the dark

♪ Then had a menage a trois Last Friday night

♪ Yeah, I think we broke the law Always say we're gonna stop

♪ Oh-whoa

♪ This Friday night, yeah, yeah

♪ Last Friday night Do it all again

♪ This Friday night

♪ Do it all again. ♪

KATY: Happy Christmas, everyone.

♪ Everybody's in a hurry In a flurry

♪ Shopping till they're droppin' In the snow

♪ Kids are cryin' Dogs are barkin'

♪ Catching up with folks We barely know

♪ Sure it's madness, but it's magic

♪ As soon as you Hang up the mistletoe

♪ Cos you're the reason For the season

♪ No, we don't need to keep up With the Jones

♪ Our love is something priceless

♪ I don't need diamonds No sparkly things

♪ No, oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Cos you can't buy this feeling

♪ No, oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Nothing lights my fire Or wraps me up, baby, like you do

♪ Just want a cosy

♪ A cosy little Christmas here With you... ♪

- ♪ So, Mr Santa -

- ♪ Take the day off -

- ♪ Get a massage -

♪ Cos we've got this one All under control

- ♪ A little whiskey -

- ♪ We're getting frisky -

♪ And slow dancing to Nat King Cole

- ♪ No, we ain't stressin' -

- ♪ Just caressin' -

♪ Warming up our popsicle toes

- ♪ Nothing's missing -

- ♪ Cos you're a blessin' -

♪ Yeah, you're the only one I'm wishing for

♪ Our love is something priceless

♪ I don't need diamonds No sparkly things

♪ No, oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Cos you can't buy this feeling

♪ No, oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Nothing lights my fire Or wraps me up, baby, like you do

♪ Just want a cosy

♪ A cosy little Christmas Here with you... ♪

♪ Just you and me, under a tree

♪ A cosy little Christmas Here with you. ♪

Merry Christmas, guys!

I love the season so much. So, so, so much.

And you guys know how to do the season,

so only Christmassy questions now.

Hi, Katy.

I've got a question for you.

Oh, my God.

That's my favourite Christmas song, by the way.

Wait, you are the hon of all hons.

- You all right, hon? - You are MY icon.

You're my hon. You're my icon.

You know, I use you to interpret my feelings

through the memes that you bless us with.

- Really? You've seen them?! - I've seen them?

- Babes, you're my icon! - Oh, my God.

- Honey! - Gemma Collins, make some noise.

Oh, my God.

You're so natural about it. I love that you're so natural.

- What's this, a popper? - Right, honey, cos it's Christmas...

- Yeah? - ..I thought I'd put your question in a cracker. - Right.

- So, shall we have a little pull? - Have a little pull, babes.

- Come on, hon. - One, two, ah...

Oh, I got it!

Is there a Christmas hat in there? You know it's tradition.

But don't worry, you are Katy Perry, you haven't gotta wear it.

Here it is, babes.

Honey, that is so on trend, that colour.

Lovely, babes.

This is gonna make it to my Gemma Reacts page, honey.

You're going on there. It's official.

This is gonna go on there.

Babes.

- Katy... - What's your question, hon?

My question to you is - and I am desperate to know -

like everyone in this room

I love Christmas so much,

but what is going down in the Perry-Bloom household,

honey, this Crimbo?

- Yeah, baby! - Yeah, baby!

Erm, OK, so we're gonna be home,

and actually when we come home,

we're going to do something that we do every year,

which is we rent a trolley and we dress up

and there's lights on the trolley, and we go to all the neighbourhoods

in my home town and we see all of their lights.

- And sometimes there's hot cocoa, and it's gonna be super fun. - Wow.

And then we also go carolling.

So we're gonna go knock on other people's houses,

they won't know it's me, and we're gonna do some carols.

Any requests?

I think that last song just says it all, honey.

- People are gonna love it. - I should, I should.

- I just rehearsed it, so good. - Yes.

That's a great idea, Gemma Collins!

Thank you! Merry Christmas!

You put me in the Crimbo spirit,

so I'd actually like to give out some gifts myself.

I know there's some lovely KatyCats on the nice list.

I'm gonna come and see you guys up there! Here I come!

Give me a second.

Oh, no, have to navigate around the balls again!

Hiya!

Hiya! OK, who am I looking for?

Is there an Anna Son? Hi, Anna!

- Hi, Anna Son, how are you? - Good!

Anna, I know something about you.

You moved from Beijing to the UK to go to the university.

And I guess you learned how to speak English through my songs.

Yes. Yes.

I listened to it over and over again for hours when I was little.

Well, what song was the hardest song for you to learn English to?

Well, the first song was Birthday.

I know you from that song.

And I thought, "The singer's voice is so beautiful,

"and I want to listen to every song."

♪ Boy, when you're with me... ♪

♪ I'll give you a taste... ♪ Like that?

♪ Make it like your birthday Every day. ♪

That's amazing! Thank you so much.

That one's even hard for me to sing sometimes.

It's pretty high.

Erm, if I helped you learn English, can you help me learn Mandarin?

Because... I might be needing it later on next year,

- if you know what I mean. - Ooh!

So, how do you say...

How do you say, Anna, how do you say,

"the Lifetimes Tour is coming to China"?

What she said!

I'm not gonna do that!

Why don't you just come with me to China, OK?

- OK. - No, I'm serious.

I'm gonna give you tickets to one of my shows for The Lifetimes Tour.

We love you so much,

and thank you for learning English through my songs.

I love you so much, Anna Son.

Who else is... Emma? Emma? Oh, hi, Emma!

Hi, Emma Sinfield. How are you, dear?

I'm great, thank you!

So I've heard that you've been a fan for over 16 years,

but this is the first time that we've looked each other in the eyes.

Why?

I was supposed to go to the Witness Tour,

but my health prevented that, so...

Well, I just wanna tell you,

you waited way too long to see me and I waited too long to see you.

And I'm glad you're feeling better,

and I wanna give you tickets to The Lifetimes Tour next year.

Merry Christmas. Are you crying? Are you Mom?

Ah! Don't cry. Stop it.

When mums cry, I cry.

Oh, love you, Emma.

One more gift to give out.

Madison Cook.

Oh, dear. Oh, deary, deary me.

Oh, goodness gracious, golly, gee.

Madison, I've heard a little rumour.

I heard that you met your wifey at my show in Las Vegas

at the Play Residency.

- Tell me about that. - Erm...

We all flew from London to Vegas to see Play,

and on the opening night, I just happened to meet someone

who just completely captivated me.

And didn't know much about my sexuality at the time,

but I just saw her

and I had never felt that way about anyone before in my life.

And, cut a long story short,

I proposed to her, and we...

Yeah.

And, erm, Julia is American,

so we're currently going through the process right now.

But we ended up marrying in Vegas and went to your closing show

as a celebratory thing, and the reception was amazing

because I was with everyone and it was just a lovely celebration.

Yeah, so...

..without you, I literally would not have met Julia

and been able to live this life that I'm living now,

and I'm so happy, so, thank you.

- And where does she live? - Pennsylvania.

Hi, Julia, in Pennsylvania!

We're sorry you can't come tonight, but I promise you'll have a...

Actually, we should bring Julia out right now.

♪ Julia! ♪ Are you here?

- Wait... - You look so beautiful.

Aww!

You guys, would you like to come on tour?

You can come to the UK or you can come to somewhere in Pennsylvania.

- Please. - I love you guys so much. Congratulations.

Thank you, guys.

That made me feel very warm and fuzzy.

Happy Christmas. Happy Christmas, everyone.

♪ Summer after high school When we first met

♪ We make out in your Mustang To Radiohead

♪ And on my 18th birthday We got matching tattoos

♪ Used to steal your parents' liquor And climb to the roof

♪ Talk about our future Like we had a clue

♪ Never planned that one day I'd be losing you

♪ In another life

♪ I would be your girl

♪ We keep all our promises Be us against the world

♪ In another life I would make you stay

♪ So I don't have to say

♪ You were the one that got away

♪ The one that got away

♪ The o-o-o-o-one

♪ All this money can't buy me A time machine

♪ No-oh

♪ Can't replace you With a million rings

♪ No-oh

♪ I should have told you What you meant to me, yeah

♪ Whoa-oh-oh

♪ Cos now I've paid the price

♪ In another life

♪ I would be your girl

♪ We keep all our promises

♪ Be us against the world

♪ In another life I would make you stay

♪ So I don't have to say

♪ You were the one that got away

♪ The one that got away

- ♪ The o-o-o-o-one - The o-o-o-o-one

♪ In another life

♪ I would make you stay

♪ So I don't have to say

♪ You were the one that got away

♪ The one that got away, yeah. ♪

Thank you!

OK, I've warmed up now. I've warmed up now.

I think I am pretty, pretty warm. I am ready.

You guys spent a lot of time and a lot of money,

so I am ready for all of the hard questions.

The questions that I don't wanna answer.

Who has those? I'm scared.

- Hello, Katy! - Oh, hi, Lenny!

- It's nice to see you. - It's nice to meet you.

And nice to meet you.

- Erm, so I wanted to get to know the real Katy. - OK.

- That's Katheryn. - Oh, hello, Katheryn.

But to be honest,

I didn't think you'd be entirely honest in front of all these people.

- OK. - So, don't worry.

- Yes. - I asked Orlando before the show instead, didn't I, Orlando?

- Oh, no. Ha-ha-ha. - Yeah.

Shall we play a little game to see

if you can guess how he answered these questions?

- No. - No?

- Yes, we will. - We're doing it. We're doing it.

- OK. - First question.

What did Orlando say was your most annoying habit?

Sorry, what? Did you say what was his most annoying habit?

- What was your most annoying habit? - Oh, his most annoying habit is...

- Yours. Yours. - No, HIS most annoying habit.

I mean, maybe he would say that, erm,

being on time is constantly a New Year's resolution.

It's a good guess, but that is actually wrong answer.

- It is? - Yes. - Oh, I thought it was also doing the dishes,

cos I won't touch dishes,

but he'll touch the dishes and it's a benefit for him now.

Yeah, that was the answer. You don't touch the dishes.

- Oh, that one?! - Yeah. So, I don't wanna create any -

- but, yeah, that was his answer. - Oh, no, it is true.

I won't. Orlando does the dishes.

Right, who is each of your celebrity crushes? Not each other.

- - Ooh.

To save me from myself,

my management suggested I do not answer this question.

No, that, that is fair enough. Fair enough. Let's move on.

Cos then I would make you answer the question.

God, not his dad going, "Please don't answer the question.

"Don't answer the question." It's a bit tricky.

Yeah, sorry about that. Erm...

Let's move on. Last one.

Katy, what did Orlando say he loves about you the most?

Erm... Lemme try and get this right.

My sense of adventure.

My generous spirit.

My love and devotion to our daughter.

My beautiful physique, my unmatched talent,

my sold-out tour, my ability to keep my ego in check.

That one time when I... Wait, hold on, what are we talking about?

All those, right, babe?

- That's it. Perfect. All of it! - Was it?

- It was correct?! - Yeah, well done!

Thank you, Lenny.

- That's enough from you. - Thank you. Yes, sorry. Yep.

No more embarrassing questions.

Oh, my God, Sonia, I have a parcel for you.

I do! Who has my parcel?

Oh, thank you so much!

I meant to give this to you went you visited us

for Thanksgiving because... Sorry, excuse me.

Sorry, excuse me. Hi, Sonia. This is your Prime delivery, Sonia.

This is my mum-in-law. Give a hand to her!

This is the first time she's ever seen me perform.

What do you think so far?

Fantastic! Absolutely fantastic!

OK, well, this is your delivery.

I got this for you because you really wanted it in Santa Barbara.

Yeah! It's a hot water bottle, which was so strange for me

because she asked... You did ask for a hot water bottle.

Yes, cos I always have cold feet in bed.

Right.

The funny thing is, like, I don't understand that

because it is 2024 -

you don't need water bottles any more, England!

Why do you wanna live in Victorian times still?

There is better ways.

I love you so much.

OK.

The next one of my songs that I'm gonna sing

is one of my favourite songs.

It's actually... Daisy's favourite song.

♪ Told them your dreams And they all started laughing

♪ I guess you're out of your mind Till it actually happens

♪ I'm the small town One in seven billion

♪ Why can't it be me?

♪ They told me I was out there Tried to knock me down

♪ Took those sticks and stones Showed 'em I could build a house

♪ They tell me that I'm crazy But I'll never let 'em change me

♪ Till they cover me in Daisies, daisies, daisies

♪ They said I'm goin' nowhere Tried to count me out

♪ Took those sticks and stones Showed 'em I could build a house

♪ They tell me that I'm crazy But I'll never let 'em change me

♪ Till they cover me in Daisies, daisies, daisies

♪ Oh, oh, ooh... ♪

♪ When did we all stop Believing in magic?

♪ Why did we put all our hopes In a box in the attic?

♪ Oh, no, no!

♪ I'm the long shot I'm the Hail Mary

♪ Why can't it be me?

♪ They told me I was out there Tried to knock me down

♪ Took those sticks and stones Showed 'em I could build a house

♪ They told me that I'm crazy But I'll never let 'em change me

- ♪ Till they cover me in daisies - Daisies, daisies

- ♪ They said I'm goin' nowhere - Tried to count me out

♪ To count me out

♪ Took those sticks and stones Showed 'em I could build a house

♪ They tell me that I'm crazy But I'll never let 'em change me

♪ Till they cover me in Daisies, daisies, daisies

♪ Oh, ooh, ooh... ♪

♪ I'll never let 'em change me

♪ Oh, no! ♪

Thank you so much.

♪ Hey!

♪ Hey!

♪ Hey!

♪ Hey!

♪ I used to bite my tongue And hold my breath

♪ Scared to rock the boat And make a mess

♪ So I sat quietly Agreed politely

♪ I guess that I forgot I had a choice

♪ I let you push me Past the breaking point

♪ I stood for nothing So I fell for everything

♪ You held me down But I got up

- ♪ Hey! - Already brushing off the dust

♪ You hear my voice You hear that sound

♪ Like thunder Gonna shake the ground

♪ You held me down But I got up

- ♪ Hey! -

♪ Get ready cos I've had enough I see it all, I see it now

♪ I got the eye of the tiger A fighter

♪ Dancing through the fire Cos I am a champion

♪ And you're gonna hear me roar

♪ Louder, louder than a lion Cos I am a champion

♪ And you're gonna hear me roar.

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

♪ You're gonna hear me roar

♪ Now I'm floatin' like a butterfly

♪ Stinging like a bee I earned my stripes

♪ I went from zero to my own hero

- ♪ You held me down, but I got up - Hey!

♪ Already brushing off the dust

♪ You hear my voice You hear that sound

♪ Like thunder Gonna shake the ground

- ♪ You held me down, but I got up -

♪ Get ready cos I've had enough

♪ I see it all, I see it now

♪ I got the eye of the tiger

♪ A fighter Dancing through the fire

♪ Cos I am a champion And you're gonna hear me roar

- ♪ Louder - Louder than a lion

♪ Cos I am a champion And you're gonna hear me roar

♪ No-no-no-no-no

♪ You're gonna hear me roar

♪ Oh-no-no-no-no-no-no

♪ You're gonna hear me

♪ Roar!

Ooh, that is so cold out there.

All right, it's time for the finale.

Touch up. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!

They're all waiting on me.

I don't wanna be too late. Thanks. Mm.

And one last costume change.

Ready?

Thank you so much for joining me for Night Of A Lifetime!

I love you.

I'll see you on tour next year, OK?

We love you, UK!

- ♪ I'm wide awake - Yeah, I was in the dark

♪ I was falling hard With an open heart

- ♪ I'm wide awake - How did I read the stars so wrong?

- ♪ I'm wide awake - And now it's clear to me

♪ That everything you see Ain't always what it seems

- ♪ I'm wide awake - Yeah, I was dreaming for so long

♪ I wish I knew then What I know now

♪ Wouldn't dive in Wouldn't bow down

♪ Gravity hurts You made it so sweet

♪ Till I woke up on On the concrete

♪ Fallin' from cloud nine

♪ It was out of the blue, I'm...

♪ ..crashin' from the high No, oh

♪ I'm letting go tonight

♪ Yeah, I'm letting you go, I'm...

♪ I'm fallin' from cloud nine Oh, yeah

- ♪ I'm wide awake - Thunder rumbling

- ♪ Castles crumbling - I'm wide awake

♪ I was tryin' to hold on No, no, no

- ♪ I'm wide awake - God knows that I tried

- ♪ Seeing the bright side - I'm wide awake

♪ But I'm not blind any more

♪ I'm wide awake. ♪

♪ I'll love you for I'll love you for life

♪ Lifetimes

♪ I'll love you for I'll love you for life... ♪

- Let's go! - ♪ Lifetimes

♪ I know you feel it Can you believe it?

♪ I'm gonna love you till the end And then repeat it

♪ I know you feel it Can you believe it?

♪ I'm gonna love you till the end And then repeat it

♪ Like the sun is always rising

♪ Like the stars are in the sky

♪ You and I will find each other

♪ In every single life

♪ Baby, you and me for infinity

- ♪ My eternity - My eternity

♪ Baby, you and me for infinity

- ♪ My eternity... ♪ - Let's go.

♪ I'll love you for I'll love you for life

♪ Lifetimes

♪ I'll love you for I'll love you for life

♪ Lifetimes... ♪ Come on!

♪ I know you feel it Can you believe it?

♪ I'm gonna love you till the end And then repeat it

- ♪ I know you feel it - Feel it

- ♪ Can you believe it? - 'Lieve it

♪ I'm gonna love you till the end And then repeat it

♪ For life. ♪

Make some noise for my incredible dancers and band.

♪ Do you ever feel Like a plastic bag

♪ Drifting through the wind Wanting to start again?

♪ Do you ever feel Feel so paper thin

♪ Like a house of cards One blow from cavin' in?

♪ Do you ever feel Already buried deep?

♪ Six feet under screams But no-one seems to hear a thing

♪ Do you know that there's Still a chance for you?

♪ Cos there's a spark in you

♪ You just gotta ignite the light

♪ And let it shine

♪ Just own the night

♪ Like the Fourth of July

♪ Cos, baby, you're a firework

♪ Come on Show 'em what you're worth

♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"

♪ As you shoot across the sky

♪ Baby, you're a firework

♪ Come on, let your colours burst

♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"

- ♪ You're gonna leave 'em all in awe - Awe, awe... ♪

Are you ready to boom?

♪ Oh, boom, boom, boom

♪ Even brighter than The moon, moon, moon

♪ It's always been Inside of you, you, you

♪ And now it's time To let it through

♪ Cos, baby, you're a firework

♪ Come on Show 'em what you're worth

- ♪ Make 'em go - Oh, oh, oh

♪ As you shoot across

- ♪ Sky... ♪ - One last time!

♪ Baby, you're a firework Come on, let your colours burst

♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh"

- ♪ You're gonna leave 'em all in awe - Awe, awe

♪ Oh, boom, boom, boom

♪ Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

♪ Boom, boom, boom

- ♪ Even brighter than - Moon, moon, moon. ♪

Thank you so much. I love you, UK!