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It's Halloween!

[laughs]
Aah! Oh, my God.

- What? What is it?
- THORFINN:
You not remember?

We do seance.

We bring back Flower
from beyond today.

Awake. Come on!
We do seance now.

Again, Thor, the way this works
is, we need an object

that belonged
to Flower.

Now, her brother is
sending us something,

but it won't be here
till later.

I'm tracking it, buddy.

It says it's gonna be

delivered by 8:00 p.m.

Oh, that's rough.

So hard to wait.
[laughs]

Oh, he's so excited.
It's so sweet.

He's like a kid
on Christmas.

Thor gonna ravish her.

My loins burn deep with desire.

Throbbing.
[laughs]

Not exactly like a kid
on Christmas.

Will do it in the living room.
Everyone free to watch. Yes!

Yes![laughs]

Halloween!
[laughs]

♪ ♪

SAMANTHA:
Babe, what about Caroline,

that cool girl with
the eyebrow ring

who runs the bookshop?
Did we invite her?

Yeah, we did,
and she's a yes.

Boom shakalaka.
This party's gonna rock.

I appreciate that
she doesn't even try

to be cool
in front of us anymore.

Ah, the Halloween party.

So brave of you to
continue that tradition

after the
humiliating failure

that was last
year's soiree.

Right. Which is why we're
taking no chances this year.

We sent out the invites
months ago.

Which did not reek
of desperation.

And we have received
a solid number of RSVPs

from a highly curated
selection

of Hudson Valley locals.

And... drumroll, please.

- Pete's doing it.
- Oh, thanks, buddy.

Nico and Sasha are
coming up from the city.

The Nico and Sasha?
Music manager

and stylist to the
stars power couple?

The most amazing
bathroom remodel

I've ever seen.

I-I-I snoop
while you scroll.

Yes, that's them.

And they're coming
for the party tonight,

but they're staying with us
- for the weekend.
- JAY: And they said,

if they like the vibe up here,

they might even start
looking at houses.

I see what's
going on here.

You aspire to scamper up

the greasy rungs
of the social ladder.

Well, fortunately for you,
you have a member

of the Newport 400
as your guide.

Is that like a car race
or a cigarette?

[doorbell rings][gasps]

They're here.

Oh, don't answer right away.
Make 'em sweat a little.

Is it too late to completely
change your hair?

You know what?
Never mind.

Sasha and Nico.
Get in here.

Hi.

It's not the package,
Thor.

Damn it! [grunts]
[screams]

Oh!

JAY:
Oh.

It has been a while.

Yeah, a couple years.

[bellows]
[whimpers]

It's so cute up here...

Oh, yeah, we love it.

And there's, like,
tons to do up here.

Do you guys like apple-picking?

Are you really suggesting
manual labor?

Yeah, apple-picking's chill.

Perhaps they'd also like
to sweep your chimney.

People are chill
up here, too.

I mean, you'd think it was
just yokels and old folks,

but eh-eh,
that is not the case.[laughs]

Knock-knock.
Happy Halloween.

Meow, I'm a cat.

Oh, my God.
It's Pete's widow.[door closes]

Hey... wh-what are you
doing here?

I know, I'm a bit early
for the party.

You guys live near
my podiatrist,

and I didn't want
to go home in between.

Pete, Carol's here.

CAROL:
I have to say, you guys,

I was really, really touched
when I got your invite.

Oh, uh, sorry, these are
our friends Sasha and Nico.

- Sasha, Sasha?
- Yeah.

Sasha?
Uh, Nico.

Nico, Sasha.
Sasha.

This is what you call
well-curated?

TREVOR:
Oh, I bet Carol

got the invite meant
for bookstore Caroline.

Classic email mix-up,
which I would know about

as the ghost who emails.

- Is he bragging?
- I have no idea.

Did someone say that...?

Cheese and crackers,
what is she doing here?

Oh, I almost forgot.

Didn't want to
come empty-handed.

Ha-ha.
[chuckles]

Whoa. Doughnut holes.

Sick.[chuckles]

CAROL:
It's a funny story--

I hate doughnuts,
but I love doughnut holes.

Oh, God, not this again.

Aren't they
- the same thing?
- Oh, no, no, no.

Doughnut holes come out
of a different machine.

It's all doughnut material.
I can't be here for this.

Um, do either of you guys
- have foot issues?
- You know what? Uh...

Why don't I show you two
to your room?

And, Carol, let's go
put the doughnut holes

in the kitchen.

Wow, she's... a bit much.

Don't worry.
Jay'll take care of her.

Ooh, ominous.

Point me
to the dance floor.

I'm ready to get out
there and boogie.

Actually, Carol, I think
we need some help in here,

kind of manning this area.

Yeah, they don't
want you here, Carol.

No one does.

But isn't the party
supposed to be out there?

Yeah, but I just--
I need a really strong

presence in the kitchen.

People are drawn to my charisma.

Yeah, my best friend who you
slept with was sure drawn to it.

I can't be around you!

- Thanks, Carol.
- Yeah.

Well, well, well,
looks like we're finally alone.

And I have...

42 Weight Watchers points
left for the day.

Mmm.
[chuckles]

[coughing]

SASAPPIS:
Hurry up, the window to bring
back Flower closes at midnight.

THORFINN:
Everyone gather.

It's time to bring
my girlfriend

back from the beyond.

Okay, we're ready.

Jay, have you got
the object of Flower's?

Let's see what
her brother sent us.

Hmm, must be some
treasured keepsake

for him to have kept it
all these years.

Okay, it's...

It's a 50-year-old
bag of weed.

He sent that across state lines?

Oh, now we're all drug
traffickers. Thanks, Rob.

All right, people,
we know the drill.

[sniffs]
Light the candle,

hold hands, and
do the chant.[groans]

Just like last year
when we brought back

that hot maid who
had ghost syphilis.

Still would've gone there.

Mm.
HETTY:
Don't worry, Samantha.

We will visit with Flower,

but we shall not abandon you
in your time of need.

We shall be at your side,
a constant voice

in your ear, aiding
you as you attempt

to improve
your social station.

I ain't gonna sugarcoat it.
It was a rough start,

- but it's salvageable.
- SAMANTHA:
Actually, I would prefer

if you guys weren't in my ear.

No offense,
it's just kind of hard

to charm Sasha and Nico
with you guys distracting me.

JAY:
Yeah, you know,
we just don't want Sam

looking like a weirdo
in front of our friends.

Not that you
ever look weird.

I mean, you really
pull it off.

I love you, babe.

Enough!

We're wasting time.
Do seance now.

Okay, Thor.
[clears throat]

Let's do this.

[huffing]

Spirits, we ask you
to open your doors

to the realm of the dead...

Uh, Sam.

[gasps,
chuckles nervously]

Yeah, we were
just wondering

what the Wi-Fi
password is?

Yes. Yeah, and I will
share that with you.

We were just praying
for a good party.

Do you want this...?
I'm gonna close it.

[Isaac chuckling]

This is going about as well
as it did for the Hessians

on Christmas Day.

We murdered them in their sleep.

Oh, I'll fix that later.
That's just a bump in the road.

Yeah. I mean, that's
the last weird thing

they're gonna see tonight.

♪ ♪

That was weird.

Oh, wow.

I think I blacked out.

I'm excited to see Flower.

I wonder if she'll
remember me.[chuckling]

No, for real,
I do wonder.

Mm.
JAY:
Okay, not to rush

this very important occasion,
but Carol could be

talking goiters with Sasha
and Nico as we speak.

Okay, let's go.
[clears throat]

Spirits, spirits,
draw in near.

From beyond,
join us here.

ALL:
Spirits, spirits, draw in near.
From beyond, join us here.

Hey, Flower.

[chuckling]:
Oh, my gosh.

It's just so good
to see you, girl.

We missed you so much.

It didn't work.

THORFINN:
Where's Flower?

Why not work?
[mutters]

Must be something wrong with...

Maybe object
not belong to Flower.

Or, or perhaps
the object needed to be

something that was
on their person

when they passed.

Remember, the maid died
with the feather duster.

Jay, the ghosts think
that maybe it didn't work

because Flower didn't have
this weed on her

when she died.

Interesting.
[chuckles]

That's going in
the ghost notes.

Yes!

So simple.
Make sense now.

Samantha,

you must procure object

that Flower did die with.

Fast!

We have mere hours left
till midnight.

Thor, I want to bring
Flower back, too,

but, I'm sorry, I wouldn't
know where to start.

Well, we know that Flower
was mauled by the bear

on the property.
You guys were there.

Did anything
fall off of her?

Did she drop anything?

It's possible,

and I don't want to get
too graphic,

but there was a lot of stuff
flying around--

you know, clothes,
jewelry, intestines...

Why? Why did she think
the bear wanted a hug?

Well, there you go, Samantha.

You just simply
must leave

the party and go dig up

the site of Flower's demise.

Or, more likely,
just make Jay do it.

Uh, Jay, the ghosts are
saying that you should dig up

the spot where Flower died
and see if you can find

anything that was
on her person.

That's what that
long-ass pause was for?

No. We're throwinga party.

I-I want to see people
try my shrimp toast.

Please, small man.

Thor want to tell Flower that...

I love her.

When she was here,

too afraid to tell her,
but is one true wish

that she know.

Aw, Thor wants to tell Flower
that he loves her.

He never got
a chance to tell her.

[groans softly]

I mean, the body's not
still there, is it?

I think they got
most of it.

You know, maybe there's
a toe or some teeth.

Nope,
they took it all away.

Okay. I'm going
to go excavate

the site of
a bear mauling

because my wife fell
down some stairs once.

[all cheering]

♪ I'm all dressed up
with nowhere to go... ♪

But that's what happens
when you take the G train.

[laughing]:
The G train.

She's laughing
- way too hard.
- That's it, Samantha,

they want to see
your back teeth.

Sam's spending
way too much time with them.

That girl is lingering.

TREVOR:
Is Nico checking
his phone?

Oh, damn it, Sam,
get out of there.

Uh, uh, what was I saying?

There you are.

One sec.

I saw a young man putting a beer
down on a wooden credenza.

I scolded him
and he completely ignored me.

Young people.

Okay, well, thank you
for telling me, Carol,

but actually, we were planning
on refinishing it anyway.

[chuckles]
Uh-huh.

No, I'm a little busy
right now, Carol.

Okay, well, suit yourself.

See you later.

Sorry, we invited her
by accident.

She's the worst.
[chuckles]

Pete, want to join
us at the party?

You're being a real John
Jay up here. [laughs]

He was most shy.

I can't go down there.

Carol's circling
like a shark with cat ears.

[to tune of Jaws theme]:
♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

♪ Meow, meow, doo-dah-doo. ♪

- What are you-- what is that?
- It's from Jaws.

I-- okay, it do-- it doesn't
matter, because just look

on the bright side, all right?
She'll be gone by tomorrow.

Yeah, that's true.
With any luck,

I'll never have
to see her again.

Well, I'm gonna go
to my room and...

I don't know,
remember different knots?

You got the square knot, obviously.

Yes, that's the spirit,
you odd little man.

♪ At the door... ♪

Watch out.
CAROL:
Ooh.

You guys win
the costume contest.

[gasps]
Nice fabric.

Got to say, you do not
see that on a ream at Joann's.

Wow. Uh-oh.

[laughs softly]

So, Carol's a ghost.
HETTY:
Oh, my goodness.

She must have expired
somewhere on the property.

This is remarkable.

We got to tell Sam.

- Sam!
- Samantha!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Hey, Sam, we
know you said

not to bother you, but...[Samantha shushes]

I don't want to hear it.
I very politely asked you guys

not to talk to me at the party,

because when you do, it makes
me look like a crazy person.

Samantha... No. I've had it.

I don't want your help.

You died hundreds of years ago,
and I'm sorry,

but your advice
really isn't all that relevant.

[gasps]

Oh, my goodness,
are you kidding?

Like I'm watching
a toddler.

Carol.

Well, what do we do now?

You heard her. Little Miss
Living doesn't want our help.

[scoffs]

Hey, Carol. Uh, can I
steal her away for a sec?

CAROL:I'm telling my
Daryl Hall story.

He hit on me once at a Safeway.

Well, maybe it's not
the best time for that.

[whispers]:
So sorry about her.

Okay, yeah.

We're gonna go, um, get snacks.

[laughs softly]

Thanks a lot, Carol.

What did I do?

You talked their ear off.

They weren't giving me
much back.

[Sasha sighs]

This is really disturbing, Nico.

Sam's talking to
imaginary people.

She's completely lost it.

Well, she's stuck up here
in the middle of nowhere

in this creepy old hotel.

SASHA:
Speaking of creepy,

look at this
Halloween decoration.

Geez, that looks realistic.

Oh, well, there's
Carol's corpse. [chuckles]

I was wondering where that was.

Mm, mystery solved.

SASHA:
That does look

really real.

Yep, that's a dead body.

Oh, my God.

SASHA:
Oh, my God.

Nico, that's the
lady from earlier.

The one we said was a bit much.

And then Sam said that Jay
would "take care of her."

See, this is interesting,
because they think

that Sam and Jay
murdered Carol.
[gasps]

Oh, I would love
to alert Samantha,

but I also want to honor
her wishes not to bother her

with my outdated advice.

What to do, what to do?
Mm.

Oh, my God. You don't think...?

That they killed this lady
'cause they're desperate

to be friends with us and
we said that we didn't like her?

I knew they could smell
the desperation.

I told Samantha
to rein it in.

Maybe it's just a coincidence.

- Yeah.
- I mean,
people can be crazy,

and there can be dead bodies,

but it doesn't mean that
- the crazy people killed them.
- No, right.

She could have bonked
her head and...

[door closes][screams]

♪ ♪

Hi.
Ah...

NICO:
Nice shovel.

[chuckles] What? Oh,
I had a gardening emergency.

- Yeah.
- Smooth.

- Cool. Totally. Yeah.
- Makes perfect sense.

NICO:
I'm gl-- I'm so glad

- you got that done.
- I'm gonna go clean up.

But you guys,
you don't go anywhere, okay?

'Cause Sam and I got big plans

for the both of you
this weekend.

Oh...

[whoops, chuckles]
Aye, aye, Captain.

Aye, aye to you as well.

Well, they think
- they're gonna die.
- Delightful.

- We have fun.
- Mm.

Small man delivers.
Behold the ring of Flower.

Jay, you're amazing.
How did you find this?

I went right where you told me
to and I started digging

and it was creepy
and it was dark,

and then I heard
an owl make a hoot,

which brought up
some really painful memories,

but you know what?
I hit pay dirt.

How's it going here?

Not great. Carol keeps hovering

when I'm trying to talk
to Sasha and Nico.

I don't know why
she's still here.

[singsongy]:
I got a clue.

JAY [distant]:
It's okay, babe, I'm here now.

Everything's
gonna be fine.

We are gonna
get rid of Carol,

and then we're gonna take care
of Sasha and Nico.

[whispering]:
They must know we saw the body.

We know too much.

Okay, go. Go, go, go.

Enough talking!

Only three hours
left till midnight.

Thor yearns to tell Flower
he love her.

And do other things
that, again,

others are invited to watch
in living room.

ISAAC:
And with that,

let's bring back a ghost.

Uh, Nico and Sasha

are packing up faster than
the Hendersons back in '84

when they had to flee
the Bahamas due to a hurricane.

I was working on getting them
a full refund when yuh-oh.

Pete says Sasha and Nico
are leaving.

What? No, no, no.
We got to stop 'em.

Wait, we bring back
Flower first.

And now they're sprinting
down the stairs.

[gasps] Thor, I'm sorry,
we'll be right back.

Jay, let's go.
I bet this is because of Carol.

[singsongy]:
You're probably right.

Hey, seriously? You're just
gonna leave the big guy hanging?

What about his loins?

[groans]
Ugh. I hate that
I asked that.

Wait. Damn.

I forgot my coat
in the closet upstairs.

- Leave it.
- It's Loro Piana.

It's quiet luxury.

Oh, your father
will buy you a new one.

Well, I hope so.

You guys aren't trying
to escape, are you?[screams]

We are not letting you
get away that easy.

- Oh, yeah, uh... no!
- No, we weren't. Okay.

We don't want to-- we just--
uh, we... we have to go now.

Is this because of Carol?

No, no, no. Something came up.

And, uh, we don't even know
what you're talking about.

Wait, well, did somebody else
bother you? Because if they did,

I can stick them
in the kitchen, too.

No, no, no, no, no, no!
Everyone has been so chill.

It's been awesome and...

And we won't tell anyone
what we saw, we swear to God.

What you saw?
Sasha, are you feeling okay?

You look a little pale.

Oh, it's food
poisoning, yeah.

But not something
that you made, Jay!

It's from earlier.

And, yeah, man,
everything you made,

you're an amazing cook.

And, uh, we would never
want to upset you.

- But please, man.
- What?

- Sam?
- Oh, here comes Carol.

CAROL:
I don't know what's going
on with this foot medicine,

but I swear to God,

I just saw my hand go through
the back of a chair.

[gasps]

["Werewolves of London"
by Warren Zevon playing]

♪ You better not let him in... ♪

Pete?

PETE:
You...

You can see me?

[all screaming]

Carol's a ghost!

[screaming continues]

[grunts]

Come on, baby,
let's go! Let's go!

Oh, Jay?

[gasps]

Right.

So, couple things.

Uh, Carol died in the kitchen.

Also, Sasha and Nico
found the body,

thought that you killed her,
and now think

that you're gonna kill them
to tie up the loose ends.

We would have loved
to have given you a heads-up,

but we really didn't want
to be a distraction.

You're welcome.

Oh, that lady is strong.

I can't believe you guys.

Huh?

Did I choke on a doughnut hole?

Well, that would be ironic. You
don't even like doughnut holes.

I don't like doughnuts.

Doughnut holes are made
from their own material.

I'm out.

ISAAC:
Well, that party ended fast.

Yeah, it's weird.

Once you tell people the
coroner's on the way,

they tend to clear
out pretty quickly.

Samantha, if we may...

No. I don't even
want to talk to you.

Let's just bring Flower back,
since that's all I'm good for

is doing stuff
for you guys,

even though you can't do
one simple thing for me,

like telling me Carol
is a freaking ghost

when I'm making
an idiot out of myself.

Am I really a ghost?
Are ghosts real?

What did I do to the universe?
I mean, I was a good person.

Sure, the deck
was unpermitted, but...

Is that what this is, God?
Is this about the deck?

Sam, we're sorry
we let you twist in the wind.

It's just that we were hurt.

HETTY:We have all this
knowledge and no lives

with which to use it.

I mean, we can't even
leave the property.

Wait, seriously?

Carol, not now.

But through you,
in some small way,

we get to continue to live.

It's like they say-- you
have the whole world,

but you're our whole world.

Hetty?

That's from
a dog food commercial.

Oh, gosh, is it?
Don't love that.

That's a new low.

I may have been a little harsh,

saying your advice
wasn't relevant.

The truth is, I could
probably learn a lot

from you guys when it comes
to that kind of stuff.

That's all we wanted.

Now let's talk
about your hair,

because your chances
with Sasha and Nico

were dead long
before Carol was.

[Thorfinn clears throat]

Hello? My loins.

Right. Uh, Thor's loins.

I'm not even gonna ask.

I don't understand.
So, we can walk through walls.

How come we don't
fall through furniture?

It's a lot of questions.

Maybe just let it soak
in for a bit, Carol.

Okay.

Here we go.

Spirits, we ask you
to open your door

to the realm of the dead.

ALL:
Spirits, spirits, draw in near.

From beyond, join us here.

Hey, Flower.

I've never seen you,
but your presence in this room

is unmistakable,

so let me be the first to... Jay.

Didn't work, did it?

No. I'm sorry, Thor.

Why does my foot still hurt?

It just does. Carol, we're
in the middle of something.

HETTY:
Why didn't Flower come back?

What happened?

It is very curious.

Flower...!

[animals howling]

- THORFINN [in distance]: Flower!
- FLOWER: Thor?

Is that you?

I fell down this well, like,
a month ago and I can't get out.

Guys!

Anybody?

Help!

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