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TREVOR:
Boys, boys.

You notice anything
different about me?

ARI:
Uh, no, but I noticed

something different
about your mom

when I left her house
this morning.

- ALL: Oh!
- Boom! You just got Ari'd.

Nice, Ari.

No. New suit.

David set me up
with his tailor.

My guy's a magician.

He'd have to be
to make Trevor look hot.

- You just said Trevor looked hot.
- You love Trevor.

[laughter]
Damn it.

ARI:
Pinkus, hand me
my briefcase.

And open it for me.

I'm sorry, what-- am I
the summer associate?

- DAVID:
- He's not. Right, right.

Pinkus. So dumb.

Ugh. Chekhov Chill?

- Oh!
- You just got chilled.

You guys.

ALL [chanting]:
Chug, chug, chug, chug,

chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug,

chug, chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug...

[shouting, cheering]

All right, all right,
I have an announcement.

That's actually a
celebratory cocktail,

'cause starting this Monday,
you are no longer lowly scum.

You are a full
member of the team.

No. No way.
I'm getting promoted?

Mazel, Pinkus, and we're
taking you out tonight.

- Yes!
- Yeah, my folks are in Europe,

so we're hitting
the country estate.

ALL [chanting]:
Pinkus, Pinkus,

Pinkus, Pinkus, Pinkus, Pinkus,

Pinkus, Pinkus... [laughter]

TREVOR: This is gonna be
the best night ever!

Yeah!

♪

JAY:
No, that's great.

Uh-huh. We'll be here.

That was the jeweler.

He thinks he might have
found someone, babe.

- No way. That's amazing.
- What's going on?

Oh, remember the vintage watch
we took off the corpse

of Hetty's dead
robber baron husband?

How exciting do you think
our afterlives are

that we wouldn't remember that?

Well, we may
finally have a buyer.

How much does he think
we can get?

Enough to knock out
our entire debt, babe.

And the guy's coming
up from the city

this afternoon to look at it.

Ooh, man, we really need
this sale to go through.

What is that smell?
Oh, yeah, desperation.

Listen to me, the most important
bargaining chip you have

is the ability to walk away.

I would argue a lead pipe beats
that, but I get your point.

The ghosts are saying we
shouldn't act too desperate.

Oh, guys, come on.
Have some faith.

I'm a master negotiator.

Do you remember the deal
I got us on the Mini?

I don't know that that was
the victory you think it...

Babe, has our
undercarriage rusted? Has it?

No, I think not.

And they threw that in for free.

PETE:
Man,

picking something to watch
is much more difficult

than it was in the '80s.

[chuckles]
Too many choices.

SAMANTHA:
Pete, just make up your mind.

Maybe go back through
the romantic comedies,

- comb through those again?
- No!

Thor not watch
romantic comedies.

Thor hate love.

You okay, there, big guy?

Thor had a pretty emotional
therapy session the other day.

A lot come up. Thor discuss
feelings about Flower.

Oh. And what did
the therapist say?

[exhales]
She thinks I should tell Flower

how I truly feel.

And I agree with her.
This is the new you, buddy.

You talk about things.

Thor scared.

Can it ever really work out
between a hippie and a Viking?

Oh, now, that's a romantic
comedy I would watch.

[chuckles] Can you type in
"hippie and Viking,"

see if anything comes up?

Oh, yeah, sure.

[sighs]

[doorbell rings]

Welcome. Hi. I'm Sam,

and this is Jay.

Hey, what's up, man? I'm Ari.

Hey, what's going on?

All right, well, we're really
excited to have you here.

Not too excited. Just the
appropriate amount of excited.

[chuckles]
This is gonna be a disaster.

Hey, you know what is nuts?
I've actually been here before.

Oh, yeah.

He does seem familiar.

Holy crap. Is that Ari Cantor?

- ALL: Oh!
- Boom! You just got Ari'd.

Wait, you know him?

Yeah, he's, like, my boy.

- Know who?
- I-I was just

asking Jay if he knew you.

[chuckles]
I mean, we just met.

Right, so now you know him.

Yep.

Anyway, yeah, I knew this guy

whose parents owned this place,
David Woodstone.

My great-great-great-grandson,

who was actually
kind of a louse.

Uh, David was my uncle.
I didn't really know him,

but his mom was
my great-aunt Sophie,

who I inherited
this place from.

He was obsessed
with strippers.

I heard he was
a good guy, though.

Man, this place
is really bringing back

some memories for me.

JAY:
Wow, well,
I could show you around,

or do you want to see
the watch first?

Nah, not yet.

Cool, uh, yeah. Let's chitchat.

That's how not big of a deal

this whole watch transaction
is to me.

Uh, right this way.

I can't believe this.

Trevor, you know this guy?

Ari and I worked together.

He was in my crew.
We were, like, best friends.

No way. That's crazy.

You want to know something
really crazy?

He was here the night
that I died.

Okay, how did you die, and why
aren't you wearing any pants?

You've never asked him
about this?

I was always curious,
but I didn't know the etiquette

around ghost deaths.

[chuckles]
Tell her the story, Trev.

TREVOR:
All right.

I thought you'd never ask.

It was the year 2000.

- Y2
- K was behind us, mad cow was Europe's problem,

and the future was bright.

- Oh, yeah.
- All right!

Ari, can you hand me
that pillow, please?

Why? Is there a Chekhov Chill
behind it?

[chuckling]:
Oh...

'Cause if there is,
you know the rules.

The attempted chiller
is himself chilled.

[all shouting]

Damn it!

No one chills the A-dog.

Drink up, Lefkowitz.

Oh, your day will come.

Keep dreaming.

Here we go.

ALL [chanting]:
Chug, chug, chug,

chug, chug, chug,

chug, chug, chug,

chug, chug... [cheering]

- T-Money. Come on.
- That was awesome.

You better get
your buzz on, too, Pinkus.

Help you stay warm

- during the Run of Fun.
- The Run of Fun?

It's just so humiliating.

Uh, what's the Run of Fun?

How about,
instead of any hazing,

we just party and celebrate
Pinkus's promotion?

Dude, hazing
is to prove loyalty.

We all went through it.

To question it
is to break the bro code.

♪

Are you breaking
the bro code, bro?

Psych.

Got you.[laughter]

- You're running, Pinkus.
- DAVID: All right, ladies.

Time to take
this night up a notch.

ARI:
How I love Woodstone's
secret drug drawer.

It's so baller.

DAVID:
Name of the game

is pill roulette.

Take one, find out
what happens.

I'm first.

I wish there was a green one
for T-Money.

But yellow and blue make green.

[laughter, shouting]

What?!

Damn!

Two pills![laughs]

And I was a total legend.

For two hours
until your heart exploded.

Tell her how you
lost your pants.

This is classic Trev.

Well, post-drug cocktail,
pre-death,

I had sex
with the hot limo driver.

All right,
so you died having sex?

No, I died about
15 minutes later.

Then why were your pants not on?

Because we were
gonna do it again.

Does a boxer put
his robe back on

between rounds one and two?
Come on, Sam.

THORFINN:
So,

you probably won't
remember this, but, uh,

several months ago,

during Viking funeral,

I was supposed to be sucked off.

Right.

And you said,
"No, Thor, don't go.

I love you."

And then I wasn't
sucked off,

and then you said, "Never mind."

Okay, yeah, yeah, this is
ringing a bell. Yeah, sure.

So...

I was wondering if, maybe,

there was truth
to the thing you said

before you said, "Never mind."

Yes, there was.

Really?

Yeah, but-but that was
when I thought

I couldn't have you.

So you only want Thor
if Thor not here?

I have intimacy issues, man.

But you had boyfriend Ira.

I remember.
He run away like Dane

when attacked by bear.

Well, Ira and I only worked
because it was never just us.

We always had a third.

First, there was Phyllis,
the blanket hog.

Then Dorothy,
another blanket hog.

Blanket politics
are really big in throuples.

The point is,

we always had a buffer
to keep things

from getting too intense.

Sorry.

Well, maybe we get buffer.

Huh.

But who would be the third?

ARI:
19th-century

Jacques Bijoux.

- A rare find.
- Mm-hmm.

But not in great condition,
is it?

What? Let me see that?

TREVOR:
Sam.

I want to hear
about the old days.

Bring up my name.

...some nicks
- on the bezel.
- Fine. So, uh,

you mentioned that
you used to hang out here

with my Uncle David.

Was there a guy named
Trevor Lefkowitz in your crew?

Um, it's hard to say.

I knew a lot of Trevors.

What? We were bros.

Right, i-it's just that,
you know,

Uncle David did bring
his name up quite a bit.

Oh, because I thought
that you said

that you didn't really know
your uncle.

Surely, he must remember
the night that you died.

Yes. Smart.

Okay, we were here to
celebrate Pinkus's promotion.

- Bring that up.
- A-And where exactly is the bezel?

SAMANTHA:
You know, I think
that it might have been

this one time you guys

were all up here
for Pinkus's promotion,

is what I remember my
Uncle David telling me,

as a child, during
one of our few chats.

JAY:
Hey, babe, I think this is

hardly relevant
to the negotiations at hand.

[laughs]:
Right? How is this relevant?

I don't know...

I'm gonna go make
a quick phone call.

What are you doing?
You're blowing it.

I'm sorry, but Trevor
says he knows the guy.

None of this makes any sense.

How does someone
not remember their best bro?

Oh, well, Hamilton pretended
to not know me at a party once.

And then "got my name wrong"

several times over
the years after that.

[laughs] Classic
archrival shenanigans.

What is this for?

We just wanted
to ask you

some questions
about yourself.

[laughs]:
Oh, well,

you know I do love
talking about myself.

Ask away.

I would not describe myself
as a "people person," no.

I mean, no,
I wouldn't say my body

is particularly hairy. Why?

Is this a sex thing?

Am I willing to go
with the flow?

No.

Yeah, this is a sex thing.
I'm out.

My strong suits?
Well, I'm can-do.

Selfless. I tend to put
other people's desires and needs

before my own.

Oh, and I have excellent
hand-eye coordination.

He's perfect.

Great. Perfect for what?

Look, I came up here to buy
a watch, and ten minutes in,

she's grilling me
about a dead man.

Did one of you guys snitch?
I guess I'm just

kind of worried that maybe,
I don't know,

I'm being blackmailed?

- Blackmailed?
- This is getting interesting.

No, I'm not on drugs,
but I wish that I was,

'cause I'm freaking out
right now.

Oh, right.
The secret drug drawer.

I don't know. How long do you
think cocaine stays good for?

Who would ever keep it around
long enough to find out?

TREVOR:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What do you mean, "snitched"?
What's he talking about?

He has obviously done
something nefarious.

Dude is shaken.[laughs]

Are you telling us everything?
What really happened that night?

I told you, I took some bad
pills, had totally awesome sex

and then died.

But I don't know
what he means by snitching.

Because there's something
you don't know about that night.

None of you do.

Ari betrayed you, Trevor.

What did he do?

He's the one
who broke the bro code.

[gasps]

Oh, come on.
That was gasp-worthy.

There's something
wrong with you people.

What do you mean,
Ari betrayed me?

Okay, look,
something happened,

and I never told you
because I know how much

you loved your bros.

You had just died
and were understandably

a little confused.

What the hell is going on?
[shouts]

Who are all
you guys?

We are ghosts.

While most spirits
pass on,

we are the unfortunate few
cursed to spend...

ARI:
- He's dead!
- Okay, well, I'm talking here.

What the hell? This is nuts!

You know,
it's a little loud in here.

Maybe we do the welcoming
ceremony in another room.

Why do you have an arrow
in your neck?

Oh, because I'm dead.
But I'm jumping ahead.

We'll get to all that.

Where are your pants, man?

Yeah, probably should have
kept those on. Big mistake.

SASAPPIS:
While everyone else left
to tend to you, I stuck around.

You were in good hands,
and I was having too much fun

watching these jerks freak out. I am not freaking out!

Oh, God, what are we gonna do?

Maybe we call 911?

No, I am, like,
70% cocaine right now.

We are not calling the cops.

I can't handle going to jail.

I can't handle
going to the Sheraton!

There's only one way
out of this.

We call our dads.

They didn't even try
to help you?

It gets so much worse.

Okay, my dad said
we should lawyer up.

We're probably gonna be fine."Probably"?

My dad says hide the body.

What are you talking about?

We weigh it down,
drop the body in the lake

and never speak of this again.

Agreed?

SASAPPIS:
And that's exactly
what they did.

I'm so sorry, Trevor.

Okay, it's not good, obviously,
but they were scared.

Trevor, stop defending them.

They were kids.
Some of them were barely 30.

Well, they would've
been grandparents

in my day, but go on.

I'm just saying,
I would've done the same thing.

No, you wouldn't have, and
you know you wouldn't have,

'cause you were
different from them.

- How do you know?
- Because I know the story

of how you really
lost your pants.

[gasps]

[gasps]
Oh, come on.

[laughs]
Congratulations, Pete.

THORFINN:
Yes, Thor also

very comfortable
with new development.

Not rethinking it at all.

Look, truth be told, uh,
now that I'm fully up to speed

on what you guys say I have won,

I'm not really sure
I want the position.

Oh, well, we can do
any position you want.

Not what I'm saying.
Uh, I'm talking about

the general position
of being the third.

Maybe I could watch.
Nope. Hate that.

Uh, thank you, though,

and good luck.

I'll be cheering you guys on.

From afar.
Not from the same roo--

You understand.

[softly]: Is it possible
that I could leave?

- Thank you.
- Uh...

I already told you how I lost
the pants, remember?

Refractory period in between
rounds with the hot limo driver.

SASAPPIS:
Yeah, first of all,
you never had sex

with the limo driver.

Here's what really happened.

Can you stop doing that?

[laughter]

So, uh, I don't really understand.

Um, the Run of Fun
is that I have to somehow

make it back to the city
on foot with no money,

wearing nothing but a T-shirt?

Sounds like
you understand perfectly.

[laughter]

These guys are mean.

DAVID: He's for sure
gonna get hypothermia.

[laughter]

SASAPPIS:
But before Pinkus left...

Have fun.

...you tracked him down.

Pinkus.

You don't have to do this
if you don't want to.

But I really want the promotion.

All right.

Don't tell anybody about this.

You take my money clip,
you get a cab.

I want that back Monday, though.

Serious? Thank you, Trevor.

Oh, wait.

A cab's not gonna let you in
without any pants on.

I learned that the hard way
during my Run of Fun.

Okay.

[sniffles]
Get out of here.

Y-You're just gonna go back
in there with no pants?

I'll make up
something brilliant.

Wait. Take my boxers.

I don't want your boys
rubbing up against my new suit.

[chuckles]
Fair enough.

- Be free.
- Thank you

so much.

[exhales]

Guess who just had sex
with the hot limo driver!

[others exclaiming]

Trevor, you're a good guy.

I had no idea.

Okay, a little
less shocked would be nice.

I don't understand, Sass.

Why did you never call me out
about the limo driver thing?

Because I knew why you lied.

Helping Pinkus meant breaking
the bro code that you lived by,

and I knew that was
important to you.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe
those guys would do that.

- ALBERTA:
- Well, shoot, let's take them down.

Tell the press. Ooh, Sam can
help us ruin their lives.

That's not gonna
make me feel better.

That job, those guys,
that was my world.

Maybe I never had
any bros at all.

Maybe my whole life was a lie.

And are you sure Trevor
didn't, like, put hot sauce

in the man's pants to
burn the guy's wiener?

I wish there was something
we could do

to make Trevor feel better.

Well, he said
he didn't want revenge,

so we just have to honor that.

No, he said he didn't
want to ruin their lives.

But I have another idea
to get revenge.

And it is super douchey,
so he's gonna love it.

I don't know
if you're distracted

or if you're Art of War-ing me
with your negotiation tactics,

but I'll tell you what,
you're good.

Bro, I'm not even thinking
about the watch right now.

Okay, 80% off, final offer.

Hey, how's it going in here?

I got him right
where I want him.

Ari, uh, could I talk
to Jay for a second?

You can wait in the living room.

Oh, yeah, of course.

You can talk to Jay
all you want.

Wh-What do you guys want

to talk about, exactly?
Is it about me?

'Cause if it's about me,
I feel like I should know.

Where were you just now?

Just took a walk,
down by the lake.

Oh, that's lovely.

I-I didn't even know
that you had a lake here.

I'll be in the living room.

What is going on?

Ghost stuff. We just have to
wait in here for a few minutes.

[gasps softly]
Good news, I have a surprise.

Oh, really?

Uh, what is it?

Well, I was getting the sense
that you were a little nervous

about the whole
"finding a third" thing.

- Maybe a little.
- But, of course,

I still have my hang-ups about
the whole one-on-one thing,

so I found a compromise.

It's Crash's body.

Oh, yes, it, uh... That...

[laughs]
Surprise.

Well, I figured this is, like,
a happy medium.

The two-and-a-half solution,
if you will.

[chuckles]

Okay, I cannot do this.

No, no, no,
he's cool with it. Watch.

Yeah, you're cool
with that, right? Yeah.

He's cool with it.

Yeah-- Wait, no,
wh-where you going?

It's not that. Look,

if you not okay with just Thor,
I understand,

but if it is more time you need
to feel comfortable,

I can wait.

Really?

I've been here a thousand years.

Only met you 50 years ago.

Blink of an eye.

So we can wait
till moment is right.

But it might be a long time.

Thor think that maybe
Flower worth the wait.

Aw.
[laughs softly]

Okay, we should get out of here.
I think I got it revved up.

Flattered, but, uh,
no, thank you.

[stammers]
Nice to see you.

Uh, why are you
bringing me in here? I...

No.

I don't want to look
at this guy.

Trevor, you thought
you did not have bros,

but you are mistaken.

You have bros. And we are they.

Enjoy.

What did you guys do?

Oh, just watch.

- Y'all think he's gonna do it?
- Trust me.

This'll work.
ALBERTA:
There you go.

Go to the drug drawer.

[grunts]
There you go.

ISAAC: Right there... HETTY: Right there.

Oh, you're so close.
Do it.

ALL:
Do it, do it, do it...

[all cheering]

"I know what you did.

T-Money"?

Oh, my God, you guys.

I believe some sort
of celebratory declaration

is in order?

Ari Cantor, I've waited
20 years to say this to you.

You just got chilled. Boom!

[laughter]
Come on!

Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!

Is, uh, everything okay?

Um, look...

I don't know what kind
of sick game this is,

but how about this?

I'll pay you double what
you're asking for the watch,

and we agree to never speak
of this again.

Deal. No take-backs.

See? Told you your hubs
could handle it.

Good job, babe. Say, Ari,

is that a Chekhov Chill?

When you find one of those,
aren't you supposed

to do something with it?

ALL:
Ooh...

Seriously?

I don't make the rules... bro.

Get down. Down.

[chanting]:
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug,

chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug,

chug, chug, chug, chug, chug...

[laughter]

Yeah! That was the best!

That was the most amazing thing.
[whoops]