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This isn't my bed,
is it?
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-What the f-- oh, fuck.
-[thuds]
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Ah, shit.
[panting]
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♪
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What the fuck?!
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What the fuck?
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Help! Hey!
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Ah!
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[panting]
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Oh, come on, baby.
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[grunts]
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-[phone beeps]
-Come on, Clyde, pick up.
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Come on, come on, pick up,
pick up, come on, pick up.
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Fuck.
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Ah, fuck you,
you one-bar cocktease!
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Oh, shit.
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[plastic crinkling]
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Oh, what's that?
What is this?
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Oh, thank God.
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Oh, this will
tide me over until...
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-Oatmeal raisin. Oh.
-[clatters]
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Fuck that.
What else do I got in here?
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What is this?
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Macadamia?
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Yeah, yeah,
don't mind if I do.
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You know,
the macadamia...
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doesn't just spread
its legs for anyone.
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-[clatters]
-It makes you work for it.
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I respect that.
Don't you?
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Let's get down to dick,
shall we?
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-Yeah.
-Fresh off
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the assembly line
this morning.
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Our first dozen dildos.
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There's 13 in there.
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You can't have
a baker's dozen of dildos?
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You guys bake those?
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Who the fuck is this guy
and why the fuck
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does he smell
like Thin Mints?
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It's a strand of weed
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my ex-roommate got
in bulk, okay?
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-I don't wanna talk about it.
-He's harmless.
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This fucker's
a Goliath, huh?
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Goliath is
the big one, right?
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What, did you mold this
after a horse's cock, Adam?
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Maybe one of those tiny,
creepy miniature horses.
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-[laughing]
-I don't think anybody
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could imagine
a bigger dick.
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If we all put our heads
together and thought,
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"What's the biggest dick
we've ever seen?"
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and then you saw this,
you'd be like,
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"Oh, this is bigger."
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And here's a prototype
of the box.
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"Danny Poker's Poker."
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Oh, hey--
oh, it's, uh...
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Got it, yeah.
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Can't believe it.
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I'm finally in the giant
vibrating dildo business.
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[sniffles]
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It's American Dream
time, guys.
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Ah, there's actually
a pretty high-class
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glory hole
around the corner
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if you wanna blow off
some steam
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-out your dick...
-Nope, not right now.
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I gotta get back out there
in the field.
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Love that work ethic, bro.
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It's a new business,
a new beginning, a new Pac.
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♪
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Fuck.
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-[electricity crackles]
-Oh, fuck!
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Oh, thank God.
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-Okay. No harm, no-- fuck!
-[electricity crackles]
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-[groaning]
-Wait, what are you doing? Whoa!
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Aren't you supposed to be
in your light?
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Okay, well,
I guess that was nothing.
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-[electricity crackles]
-You! Please listen!
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It's-- ah...!
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Wait, wait,
what was that, awesome?
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Awful? Or is that
just like a long, Jewish-y moan?
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Listen, Clyde, uh,
something isn't right.
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I haven't eaten, slept,
or jerked off either.
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-Come on in.
-What?
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Look, we both said things
that we regret, you know?
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I mean,
we were fighting--
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
sorry.
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Uh, that's not
what I meant.
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I meant something's
not right with this.
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Oh, wh-what is this?
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It's new-- it's new tech.
New technology.
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New tech--
new technology for what?
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For the, uh--
the ghost business
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that I went into
with Danny.
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You started a fucking ghost
business with Danny Poker?!
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I didn't mean to.
It just happened.
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We started a website
together, asshole!
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I know, Clyde!
We have a ton
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of best friend
and business issues
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to work through, okay?
That's a given.
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But right now, I need those
to take a back seat, okay?
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Danny invented
this device
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that, like, sends ghosts
directly into their light,
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but I have
a bad feeling about it.
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I want you
to take a look at it.
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For an old friend.
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[sighs]
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I can be an adult about this
for sure, you know?
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What the fuck?
Clyde!
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-Come on, man!
-Aw!
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-Ah, fuck!
-Oh, yeah!
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-[electricity crackles]
-Oh, shit!
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Whoa, whoa!
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-What is that?
-That was ghosts.
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Oh, my God.
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They weren't going
into their light.
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They were trapped like...
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Lightning in a bottle.
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Ben fucking Franklin.
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Yeah, that's
Ben fucking Franklin.
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Listen, we don't have time
to keep doing this--
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We have all the time
in the goddamn world
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because I'm not fucking
talking to you.
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I'm talking
to Ben fucking Franklin.
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Okay, Jesus Christ, Clyde,
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how many times
can one man apologize?
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Gee, I don't know.
What about once?
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-Did I not say I was sorry?
-I don't know.
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Did you?
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Seriously, though,
I'm not sure if you did.
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I was so taken aback
by jealousy...
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I feel like at the door
I said I was--
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It was like
an elevator ride.
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-Oh, yeah.
-Just a few of us at first,
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riding together on our way
up to the afterlife.
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Suddenly, there was
a flash of light
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and an extra passenger
appeared.
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It was torture.
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Balls on faces
on balls on faces.
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-What's he saying?
-The man who birthed that device
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is pure evil.
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He's saying Danny Poker
is a dick.
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I hear that,
Ben Franklin.
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So here's
what we do now--
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I need a human subject,
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one with a healthy
acetabulum.
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-A what?
-Hip joint.
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-Ah.
-Preferably male.
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I'm studying
how it relates
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to the uppermost
vertebrae.
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Ah, ba, ba, ba, okay, hold on,
Ben fucking Franklin,
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that sounds like it has nothing
to do with stopping Danny.
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Yes, that's correct.
I've transitioned now
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to my unfinished
business.
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Fuck off, Ben Franklin,
you selfish dickhead.
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-No, no, no!
-We'll deal with Danny Poker
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without you.
Here we go.
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-Ben Franklin's out?
-Yep, come on.
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Let's go talk
to Danny ourselves, Clyde.
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If he has any more
of these devices--
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Oh, that sounds
like a business problem.
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I hope you and your new
business partner
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can figure your business out.
It's none of my business.
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-Stop saying business.
-I'm just gonna sit here
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and handle
my own business, thanks.
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Yep, just right here.
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-Just business. "Bid-ness."
-[scoffs]
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"Bid-ness."
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We need to talk.
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[sniffs]
What, did it fall
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-in a puddle of piss?
-No.
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That is not a shortcut
into the light, Danny.
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Oh, really?
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It's a fucking ghost trap
and you know it.
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Look, the way
I feel about it
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is, uh, who gives
a shit?
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You're torturing
those poor people for no reason.
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Not for no reason,
all right?
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For this reason.
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Dildos.
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-[buzzing]
-Wait.
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Are you using
our ghost business
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to fund your
sex toy outfit?
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-Warmer.
-You're blackmailing
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dead B-list celebrities--
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Colder. Like, freezing
fucking cold.
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It's a fucking
Ponzi scheme--
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-All right, I'll just tell you.
-Okay.
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Ghost power.
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There's a ghost...
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inside that thing?
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One ghost charge
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and this doggie
never loses its bite.
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-[barks]
-[laughing]
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Okay, yeah,
that is not okay!
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-Yeah.
-No! That-- that is--
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that is partly my fault.
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Shit, I'm the one
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who showed you the light
in the first place.
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Oh, come on, big boy!
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You should be patting
yourself on the back!
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-Danny, you can't do this.
-Oh, yeah?
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Who's gonna stop me?
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Me.
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And Clyde, you know,
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eventually once
his emotional wounds heal.
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But we're gonna get you.
We're gonna nail you,
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you motherfucker.
We know the truth
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and we're gonna
expose it.
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No one is gonna be cool
with the souls of dead grandmas
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jammed up inside
of tiny, pink rubber dicks!
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♪
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Easy, Jim.
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Yeah, back down, Jim.
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I feel like we're saying
the same thing here.
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-We're not.
-Why don't we just
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sit down, relax,
and talk about this?
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Look, we're
reasonable guys.
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Totally reasonable.
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Sit down and be
reasonable guys with us.
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-Yeah.
-Come on. [patting]
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What's a compromise
here, huh?
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I don't know.
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Does anybody else's drink
taste like horse tranquilizers?
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Tastes like a what?
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Does it taste
like horse tranqs?
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Let me see.
No, I don't think so.
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I think that's
just your drink, Pac.
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♪
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Come on,
you piece of shit.
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Oh, I'm so hungry.
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Break!
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[grunting]
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♪
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[coughing]
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[spits]
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Oh, it's not even good.
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[panting]
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-[coughing]
-What happened to you?
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[coughing continues]
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You're spreading
your shit everywhere.
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Oh, God!
[groans]
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I confronted Danny
about the device.
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I told him we knew he was up
to some shady shit.
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Did this take place
in a freshly planted garden?
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That motherfucker
buried me alive.
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Wait a second.
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-He knew that I knew?
-Yeah.
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I said, "Me and Clyde
are gonna stop you,
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you piece of shit!"
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And he did
nothing to me.
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I guess he decided to leave you
alone for some reason.
255
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:58,701
That guy thinks
I'm a bitch.
256
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,485
Yeah, he really does.
257
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:03,314
You have no fucking idea how
disrespected I feel right now!
258
00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,055
Well, to recap,
259
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,362
I was buried alive.
260
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,494
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
261
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,322
-Revenge.
-Revenge.
262
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:13,716
Oh, holy shit, we finally got
one of those!
263
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,239
Ah!
264
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,676
Danny, his sales
associate Adam,
265
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,112
and his ghost
poker partner Jim.
266
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,680
Quick note,
this list makes it look
267
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:23,595
like we wanna do
three guys.
268
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,772
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
269
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,078
That is not
the task at hand.
270
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:31,168
-Bam!
-Hey, since we're making a list,
271
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,996
could we just add
Bagel Bites?
272
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,172
I mean, it's kind of
a different list.
273
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,305
Oh, and detergent
for the dishwasher.
274
00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:40,961
♪
275
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,267
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Why are we wearing these again?
276
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:45,530
It's a standard
revenge onesie.
277
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,402
-You sure that's a thing?
-Yeah, totally.
278
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,012
Good enough.
279
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,232
♪
280
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,539
[yells]
281
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,760
Oh, snap, girl!
282
00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:00,371
I can't believe I wasted
a good "Ah!" on nobody.
283
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,722
Well, that's the problem with
barging in on criminals, right?
284
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,158
You never know
when they're gonna be home
285
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,594
and it's not like
you can call ahead.
286
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:06,943
-That's a good point. I--
-[whoosh]
287
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,771
Oh, shit.
288
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:11,208
♪
289
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:16,213
-Oh, is there a ghost?
-Yeah.
290
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:19,477
-Where's Danny?
-Man, suck my dick.
291
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,523
-Is he giving you directions?
-Nah.
292
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:24,047
He's telling me
to suck his dick, girl.
293
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,657
Which technically
is a direction,
294
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,442
but obviously
I'm not gonna do that.
295
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:30,837
-♪
-[bones cracking]
296
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:35,929
Sorry, it was stuck
to my leg.
297
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:39,541
♪
298
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,630
[shaky breathing]
299
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,897
No, no, no, what are you doing?
Why'd you do that, Clyde?
300
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,378
-I just pressed a button.
-Yeah, I know. I could see that.
301
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,467
We were--
we were gonna showdown!
302
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:53,816
I mean, clearly
that's the only way
303
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,426
-that could've ended.
-Says you.
304
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,167
[snaps fingers] I knew he had
two of those things.
305
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,821
There's no way he would've
given me the only one.
306
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,605
-That'd be stupid.
-Right, where are we looking
307
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:03,391
-for Danny next?
-[exhales] Good question.
308
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,045
♪
309
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,572
Hey!
310
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:11,965
Where's Danny?
311
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:15,490
He's probably at home
in the shower
312
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:19,189
soaping the hog that is gonna
change the world.
313
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,191
Wrong answer, hombre.
314
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,280
And I hate
wrong answers.
315
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,283
We were just at his place.
No hog, no soap.
316
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:29,504
Then he's probably en route
to a Japanese restaurant
317
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:33,290
-named Katsuya.
-Is that Katsuya with a "K"?
318
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,379
-Yeah, good question.
-Yes.
319
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,642
-With a "K."
-Nice.
320
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,384
He'll be in the back room with
three Japanese entrepreneurs
321
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:43,779
all willing to invest
$50 million apiece.
322
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,172
-Why would--
-Why would a dildo start-up
323
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,913
-cost $50 million?
-No.
324
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,436
Why would you tell us
all that?
325
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:53,310
Because I am
going to kill you
326
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:56,226
-and it won't matter.
-[chuckles]
327
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,098
How can you be
so sure?
328
00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:02,319
Because I'm the one
with the fucking samurai sword.
329
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:03,886
[grunts]
330
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:09,500
[yelling]
331
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:20,598
-We should've brought weapons.
-What, you didn't?
332
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,557
♪
333
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,125
-[grunting]
-Shit.
334
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,867
♪
335
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,142
Wow. Why is he missing
so much?
336
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:44,100
Who the fuck
are you rooting for, Clyde?!
337
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:47,974
[yelling]
338
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,064
[yelling]
339
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:04,816
-Oh!
-What did you say?
340
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,950
Really? You can dodge a sword,
but you can't dodge a punch?
341
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,691
A little less criticism,
342
00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,562
a little more help,
please, Clyde.
343
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,956
That's fine. Listen, I'm gonna
kick this sword to you.
344
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,784
It's gonna slide
across the floor
345
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,090
directly into your hand.
346
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,613
Just fucking pick it up
yourself!
347
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:19,919
No, no, it's fine.
I already committed
348
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,224
to doing it this way,
okay?
349
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,139
Just fucking
do something, man!
350
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,971
Oh! Oh.
351
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,452
Oh!
[sputtering]
352
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,801
Oh, God!
353
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,369
[sputtering]
Oh, fuck!
354
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:38,546
-I didn't mean to do that.
-Who kicks a sword like that?
355
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,985
♪
356
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,726
Oh, there's
so much blood.
357
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:47,729
Yeah, I do not feel good
about that.
358
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,818
Hey, man,
I hate to say this,
359
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,646
but I don't think I wanna
kill Danny anymore.
360
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,039
I mean,
maybe we can just find
361
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,562
another awesome way
to get revenge.
362
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,781
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we could, uh--
363
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,958
we could ruin
his business deal
364
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,307
and destroy
his new dildo dream.
365
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,396
Yeah, let's just do that.
366
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,006
That's where Danny Poker is
right now.
367
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:07,270
Katsuya with a "K."
368
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,837
It's really close
quarters.
369
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,317
It's not like we can
just walk in there.
370
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,840
Yeah, we'd be
immediately surrounded
371
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,755
by kung fu
killing machines.
372
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,670
-Isn't that kind of racist?
-What?
373
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:18,107
Isn't it kind of racist
to assume that they're not?
374
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,630
-What?
-I'm just saying.
375
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:20,936
Either way,
you're right, okay?
376
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,024
We gotta slip in there
unprotected
377
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,460
and grab those dildos.
378
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,201
What are you thinking,
pull the fire alarm?
379
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,811
We could smoke them out.
380
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,814
-Yeah.
-Or we could smoke them in.
381
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,599
♪
382
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,340
Ooh, huh?
383
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:36,821
Yeah? Am I to assume
from your silence and nodding
384
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:40,042
that that's intense
Japanese enthusiasm or what?
385
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,740
Listen, talking money?
386
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:45,439
Checkbook?
Check-a-book-a?
387
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:48,181
Money, money.
Cha-ching.
388
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,660
Yeah, all right.
This guy's picking up
389
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:50,661
what I'm throwing down.
390
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,750
[laughing]
391
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,287
Thin Mints.
392
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,510
Okay, there we go.
[grunts]
393
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,425
Okay, come on.
394
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,732
Okay, let's free these ghosts,
smash this last device,
395
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,255
and be done
with this shit.
396
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,778
God, revenge
is exhausting.
397
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,389
Wait a second.
This isn't gonna work.
398
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:23,999
What? I mean,
it doesn't need to be piss.
399
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,132
-You can use soda.
-Well, dildos are waterproof.
400
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,438
Rubber's an insulator.
I don't know what to do.
401
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,571
Maybe I can be
of assistance.
402
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,312
Oh, seriously,
Ben Franklin,
403
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,488
-fuck you.
-No, wait, he's back?
404
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:35,967
Ben Franklin is back?
Ben Franklin is back?
405
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,926
-Ben Franklin is back?
-Yes, he's back!
406
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,841
-This is fucking amazing! Shh!
-Well, let's not jump the gun.
407
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:43,192
Insulators conduct electricity
if the voltage is high enough.
408
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,326
Surprise, surprise, he's saying
a bunch of science-y bullshit.
409
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,763
Ah! Okay.
Here, I need you to repeat
410
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,417
exactly
what he's saying verbatim.
411
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,549
Okay, so you want me
to go download Rosetta Stone
412
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,290
and learn how to speak
verbatim real quick?
413
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,988
I propose that you allow me
to take the lead
414
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,339
-in one of your bodies.
-Whoa, no, no, no.
415
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,210
No way, dude. No.
416
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,820
I made it through
a whole season without that.
417
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:05,562
In the name of efficiency,
I beg you.
418
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:09,218
Now, which one of you
is more nimble?
419
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:10,785
-[sighs]
-What's he saying?
420
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,439
Well, Ben fucking Franklin
421
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,223
would like to possess
one of our bodies
422
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,529
and do this himself.
423
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:18,271
The greatest scientist
of all time
424
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:19,707
inside me?
425
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,275
♪
426
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,976
Okay.
He's ready.
427
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,151
Let's go.
428
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,544
Quick, quick, quick!
429
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:33,329
♪
430
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:38,856
-There we are.
-Okay, Ben fucking Franklin,
431
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,423
let's not make a fortnight
out of this, okay?
432
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:43,122
-No fucking around.
-Lead me to the copper wire.
433
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,300
Next, I'll need
a strike point.
434
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,824
You! Fetch me
two wooden hangers,
435
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,000
three silk scarves,
and a belt buckle.
436
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,002
Really doing it,
aren't we, buddy?
437
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,047
Danny Poker was all like,
"Who's gonna stop me?"
438
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,745
And I was all like,
"Me and Clyde."
439
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,529
Bet he never saw this coming
when he tricked me,
440
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,140
drugged me,
and buried me alive.
441
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,012
-You missed a step.
-Shit.
442
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,883
We tricked you, drugged you,
raped you,
443
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,146
then buried you alive.
444
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,670
What?
You fucking raped me?
445
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,280
I'm just fucking
with ya!
446
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,630
-What? Oh, my God. Okay.
-I'm kidding! Yeah.
447
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,328
Actually,
Adam may have raped you.
448
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,156
-What?!
-Well, whatever.
449
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,854
-It's time for you to die now.
-Oh, shit, fuck!
450
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:22,987
Okay.
[laughs]
451
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,947
What the fuck? Are you trying
to have the last laugh, asshole?
452
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,514
No, no, no.
I have the last laugh.
453
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:29,559
I shoot you, you fall
to the ground, ha ha ha!
454
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,431
-That's your last laugh?
-What, you don't like
455
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,346
-that last laugh?
-It was a little cartoony.
456
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,696
-What, for real?
-You sound like Gargamel.
457
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,741
-No.
-Fuck, okay.
458
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,440
-Oh, fuck, here we go.
-[sucking]
459
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:41,963
The fuck is that?
460
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,922
Perfect male
hip alignment achieved!
461
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,881
Jesus Christ,
Ben Franklin,
462
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,404
I knew you were up
to something gross.
463
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,971
You're supposed to be
fucking helping us!
464
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,973
Oh, I was helping,
but then it looked as though
465
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,235
you were about
to be killed anyway,
466
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,237
so I figured
why not give this a go?
467
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,717
Don't worry,
I've almost arrived.
468
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,327
It's electric.
[sucking]
469
00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,502
Ugh.
470
00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:00,938
Can you teach me
how to do that?
471
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,463
[moaning]
472
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,465
[sighs]
473
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:08,076
Good luck
with everything.
474
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,947
[electricity buzzes]
475
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,515
Well, I guess that's why
they called him B.J. Franklin.
476
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,256
[grunting]
477
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,563
-I'll fucking kill you!
-Pac!
478
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:17,955
What happened
to Ben Franklin?
479
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,827
He fucked us.
480
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,655
I mean you a lot more than me,
but I'll explain that later.
481
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:25,049
-Ben Franklin is a real--
-Fucking genius!
482
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,402
No!
[grunts]
483
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,231
[spits]
484
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,150
You ever wonder
485
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:42,502
how we're kind of the same age
and the same complexion
486
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:45,635
and we both
can see ghosts, Pac?
487
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,463
Yeah.
488
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,378
It's literally all I've ever
wanted to talk about,
489
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,075
but you aggressively said
that we couldn't.
490
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,296
I'm your brother, Pac.
491
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,167
♪
492
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,605
Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
493
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:02,304
[groans, grunts]
494
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,524
No, I'm not serious.
495
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,352
It's a fucking coincidence,
you monkey.
496
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:12,706
-[gun cocks]
-Clyde?
497
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:15,970
Thank you,
Ben fucking Franklin!
498
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,451
[chuckles]
Dude, are you serious?
499
00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:20,583
This is the dumbest shit
I've ever seen,
500
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,019
and I once judged
501
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:24,544
a spelling competition
in Alabama.
502
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,197
-Watch out!
-[grunts]
503
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:29,244
Hey, who waits
on a lightning bolt
504
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,334
when there's literally
not a cloud in the sk-- ah!
505
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,293
-[electricity crackling]
-♪
506
00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:56,358
No, am I--
am I fucking dead?
507
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:58,055
No, this has gotta be
a joke.
508
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,713
No unfinished business,
though!
509
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:06,499
Damn straight!
Classic Danny Poker.
510
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,370
I guess I did it all,
assholes.
511
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:09,850
Oh, ho, ho, ho, man!
512
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:12,113
Well, suck my dick,
Earth!
513
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,683
[grunts]
514
00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:20,295
Suck my dick,
Danny Poker.
515
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,427
[spits]
516
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,342
Is it over?
517
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,169
Yeah.
518
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:28,477
Yeah, it's over.
519
00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,305
Thank God.
520
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:35,702
-Hey, Clyde?
-Yeah?
521
00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:39,009
I'm really sorry that I went
into business with Danny Poker.
522
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,621
That was an asshole thing
to do, man.
523
00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:43,100
I don't blame you
if you never wanna be
524
00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:45,233
my business partner
or my friend again.
525
00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:49,629
I'll take you back,
buddy.
526
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,282
Really?
527
00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:53,415
Yeah. That's what
best friends do.
528
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,030
-Whoo, we got one.
-It feels good when you connect.
529
00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:03,033
-Oh, man.
-Oh, what a night.
530
00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:06,646
Hey, do you remember what I had
for dinner tonight?
531
00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:10,127
I have, like, the most
magnificent taste in my mouth.
532
00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:12,434
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah, it's like--
533
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:14,131
it's like--
tastes of power.
534
00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:15,698
-Oh.
-Yeah.
535
00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:17,134
About that...
536
00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:19,876
♪
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