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Like

we see the world

but we don't really see the world

you know

We're all just stumbling around

directionless

No sense of meaning

no sense of purpose

I know that might sound super

depressing

but honestly

I think it's a good thing

Because it makes us appreciate

the other times

those brief transcendent moments

when the lights flicker on

the black cloud parts

and you see the world for what

it really is

And suddenly there's meaning

Suddenly there's purpose

So

uh

do you

Oh

shit

Shit

Shit

shit

shit

Shit

If you're lucky

you'll experience this once in

your lifetime

God damn

That was

uh

that was smooth

Yeah

For me

so smooth

It happened twice

The first was the day I met Josh

I'm Josh

I'm Iris

And the 2nd

the day I killed him

Iris

wake up

I ain't sleepy yet

How long was I out

For a while

Yeah

you were zonked out there pretty

good

I was having the most wonderful

dream

Oh yeah

About me

That is very presumptuous

but yes

Yes

you knew it

Was it sexy times

No

You deviant

A little bit of sexy times

No

Was my shirt off

No

I was dreaming about the day we

met

It was also perfect

Remember how perfect it all was

Yeah

no

no

How could I forget

Supermarket oranges

What road is this

It's not showing up in the G PS:

I don't think this is the road

I think this might be the driveway

You have arrived at your destination

Thank you

Josh's car

Thank you

car

Pop the trunk

Popping trunk

Fuck me

Cat called this place a little

rustic cabin in the woods

I think we might have differing

opinions on the meaning of the

word cabin

Also rustic

Also little

Yes

What

Iris

come on

you know you can't lie to me

Tell me what's wrong

I'm gonna do something stupid

I'm gonna say something stupid

I'm gonna embarrass you

They're gonna laugh at me

They're gonna hate me

They already hate me

Jesus Christ

Iris

we've been planning this trip

for months

and this is all just coming out

now

like

like 20 feet from the fucking

door

Look

hey

my friends don't hate you

Kat does

Yeah

maybe

But Kat hates everybody

You just don't want to screw everything

huh

You're not going to screw everything

up

Just relax

you know

Don't be all mopey and worn here

Just remember to remember to smile

and act happy

OK

Yay

you made it

Fucking finally

OK

so when you said remote

I thought you meant

like

a couple miles off the highway

I didn't realize you meant edge

of fucking civilization

Oh

don't be so dramatic

Josh

It's not that far

OK

Hard disagree

Hello

Iris

Hi

Kat

It's so good to see you

So good

Hey

hey

Nice work

Look at you in the kitchen

man

Look at me

Welcome

I would give you a hug

but I've got scallop hands

Sorry

OK

well

I appreciate that

Where's that

There he is

Joshy Boy

Joshy Boy

Hey

buddy

How'd you two girl get in

Hi

How are you

I'm good

I'm drunk

Good

This is good

Oh

and Josh

you remember Sergei

Previet

Hey

Sergei

Nice to see you again

Likewise

my friend

Likewise

And this beautiful creation must

be Iris

Hello

Such a pleasure

I have heard a lot about this

one

Really

All good

I hope

Your lake house

it's it's really

it's incredible

Yeah

Yeah

And so

so secluded

I mean

I think the last place we passed

was like 10 miles back

17

And I paid for this

Privacy does not come cheap

my friends

Not cheap at all

Don't tell me you own the whole

fucking lake

No

no

no

Don't be silly

Just all land around it

But let's get you guys a drink

What do you like

Beer

Cocktail

Wine

I'm fine more than anything

I just need a shower

Katunak

what room they are in

Uh

up the stairs

down the hall

Last one on the left

Okay

I'll see you later

Okay

bye

Bye

What is bad

What is bad

What is bad

What is bad

The next batch

Bed

bed

bed

bed

bed

bed

bed

bed

Smile

OK

continue

continue

So I was wearing this ridiculously

elaborate Dracula costume

and I didn't know a single person

as I said

So I'm I'm standing by the snack

table just munching on carrots

and

Something that looked like hummus

and it was not hummus

It was not hummus

I don't think

But I I feel a tap on my shoulder

and so I I turn around and there's

this green puffy dinosaur just

staring me down and inside its

head I hear this very

very muffled

very annoyed voice say you're

standing on my tail

So I I turn around

I look down

and sure enough

I am standing on his little

little Dino tail

So I step off and apologize

and he takes his head off and

I'm looking at the most beautiful

man that I've ever seen in my

life

So did you meet this beautiful

man after him at Eli

OK

I know what

Shut up

Was that a scallop

That was a scallop

It actually hit me

Yeah

I took baseball

Yes

you did

When did you know

Know what

That he was the one

Oh

right then and there

I know it's going to sound cheesy

but the moment when we locked

eyes

something inside of me

it just clicked into place

It doesn't sound cheesy at all

I get it

It's like there's

This piece of you that you didn't

even know is broken

and then suddenly it's it's fixed

and you're you're staring at

this stranger

this person you've never met

before

And you know that for the rest

of your life you will do whatever

it takes to make this person

happy

Right

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

totally

Patrick

this food is unbelievable

Thank you

Thank you

Sergei

That's so nice of you

I'm glad you like it

He spoils me

I swear I've gained like 10 pounds

since we started dating

Only 10

Shut the fuck up

So

Sergei

what kind of work do you do

Oh

you know

I have fingers in many pots

My hands are not clean

my friend

It's a a very dirty business

Sergei seems he seems nice

Oh

yeah

He's he's got everything you want

in a man

He's rich

intelligent

He's got a beautiful wife

Wife

Sergei is married

Mm-hmm

But you love

You love each other

Love

No

no

no

no

no

no

You'd have to think of me as a

human being first

I don't understand

I'm an accessory like his fucking

car

I

Wear

What do you want

Eat

What do you want

Fuck when he wants

Look who I'm talking to

Do you not like me

Kat

You know

it's not that I don't like you

Iris

It's the idea of you

You make me feel so replaceable

Replaceable

Nobody could replace you

Kat

I mean

you

Kat

you're so fearless

It's inspiring

I wish I could be more like you

but

you know

I wasn't built that way

I just

I feel like there's always something

inside of me holding me back

I'm so glad we did this

Being here with you is just perfect

I'm sorry if I was being weird

or mopey earlier

I just want you to to be happy

Josh

That's all

Iris

go to sleep

It's such a gorgeous day out

What's the weather

It's currently 72 degrees

with an 83% chance of brain lead

It never gets old

Almost ready

I'm sorry

babe

I think I need some time to shower

and and pound a few gallons of

coffee

Why don't I

Why don't you head down there

by yourself

It was your idea

You said you wanted a nice

relaxing morning by the lake

I know

but that's before the hangover

caught up with me

Last night was a lot

You had fun

though

right

Of course I did

Beeper

Last night was incredible

You want me to wait or you can

make the shower for two

No

no

no

That's that's OK

You go on ahead

Enjoy as much of this gorgeous

day as you can

OK

Sorry

It means good morning

Oh

yes

To you too

Hey

your Russian is not bad

It is not good

but also it is not bad

Nice view

Love you boys to love

You like

I'm actually going to head back

inside

So soon

Yeah

Josh wasn't feeling great this

morning

so I think I should check in

on him

Josh's big boy can take care of

himself

They keep Sergey company

I really think I should see him

You like Lake House

Yes

Yeah

You enjoy your time here

Yeah

very much

Then as guest

please stay

Keep this old Russian man company

OK

Wonderful

Oh

you mind

Just back and shoulders

This is tough to reach

Don't want to get too tan

OK

And shoulders

please

OK

What are you doing

It's no problem

This kid's idea

She tells Sergei you are down

here

Give Sergei permission

Let go of my hand

please

This is what you do

This

This is what you are for

Please

Please stop

Yeah

yeah

you were extremely crazy

You were drunk too

Like more drunk than I

I don't want to get drunk

Like it's like this gift

Like people get bloated and stuff

and not me

Like never happens

Never gets bloated

Never

Like I just like get drink and

do whatever I want

It's like you get dehydrated

Yeah

it's just like

what the fuck

Oh shit

Iris

What the fuck

I didn't mean to eat

He forced himself on me

Who did

Sergei

Please

He said that he just wanted to

be pissed

He just wanted him to stop

Oh

God

Sergei

Harrison

Harrison

Hey

look at me

Look at me

Talk me through it

What happened

I

I said stop

I didn't have a choice

Sergei

let's choke

He wouldn't let go

He was choking me

George

You're saying I'm a tinker

And then I And then you what

Iris

Then you what

He was trying to kill me

and the only thing I could think

about was that if he didn't kill

me

I'd never get to see you again

And I hurt so much more than the

pain of being choked

I wouldn't let that happen

I couldn't let him take me away

from you

I love you so much

Iris

go to sleep

Are you sure this is going to

hold him

Yeah

no

it's fine

She's not superhuman or anything

She's only as strong as they want

her to be

Hank have not

Hey

Hey

How's she doing

She's asleep

I gave her two Xanax

Xanaxes

Xanai

Whatever

She's asleep

OK

good

Good

So what do we do now

I mean

the only thing we can do

we call the cops

We tell them everything

Right

Yeah

But what about

Well

obviously I'll need to

You know

I just don't understand how this

could have happened

I mean

like

don't they have like safeguards

for this

I have no idea

Like a glitch

maybe

Yeah

OK

OK

So I'll call the cops and you

will

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Sorry

Do you mind taking it outside

Just cause I don't want to say

goodbye

Yeah

Yeah

buddy

Sure

Yeah

Thanks

Iris

wake up

Be lost without you

Hey

hey

hey

hey

It's OK

You're OK

You're OK

I'm here

Hey

hey

listen to me

Go away

We didn't have a choice

We didn't have a choice

You murdered Sergei

you remember

No

no

no

no

no

no

It was self-defense

He was gonna kill me

He was gonna kill me

You gotta believe me

No

I I believe you

Iris

I mean

you couldn't lie to me even if

you wanted to

What

It's

um

part of your programming

Programming

What the hell are you talking

about

OK

um

Sorry

there's just no delicate way

to say this

so I'm just gonna rip the Band-Aid

right off

You're a robot

I'm what

A robot

More specifically

you're a companion robot

A companion robot

Yeah

it's like a..

I hate the word fuck bot because

you do so much more than that

But you're an emotional support

robot that fucks

You're joking

right

This is just a city

Iris

what's the weather

It's currently 72 degrees with

an 83% chance of rain in the

evening

Hey

are you still not convinced

Yeah

OK

let's see

Iris

do you know any foreign languages

Can you speak

say

Spanish

Do I need to keep going

Because I can go

I can do Portuguese

I can do Korean

I can do

I don't know what Telugu is

but apparently you speak it

I don't

I don't understand

I don't know

I have memories

College

summer jobs

I've been to Japan twice

OK

so what those are

those are

they're like outlines of memories

You know

just enough to give you a little

back story

The day we met in the grocery

store

You and the oranges

That is not an outline of a memory

Yeah

it's fake

Never happened

I just randomly picked it from

a drop-down list of meet-cutes

Could have been anywhere

Could have been a dog park

a bookstore

Farmers market

It never happened

OK

Do you want to know how we met

Like

how we really met

Hey

Josh Beeman

Yeah

OK

This is me

Come on in

Thank you

Sorry

How you doing

OK

this is the user agreement

Just give it a read and then sign

at the bottom when you're done

So what do I do when she

like

like

boots up or whatever

Well

once she's done syncing with

your phone

you'll need to create a love

link

Love link

Yeah

it establishes the emotional

connection between you and

Iris

Just follow the vocal prompts

when she wakes up

It's all pretty intuitive

Do they

Do they know that they're robots

Not at all

She'll be so fixated on you

your wants

your needs

That'll never even occur to her

The whole experience is customizable

You can change her voice

eye color

intelligence

And if you ever want to revert

back to her factory settings

there is a thumbprint sensor

behind her right ear

Just hold your thumb there 5 seconds

She'll reset

You can

You can change their intelligence

Yeah

but don't worry

There is about a billion government

regulations that force us to

limit how strong and smart they

can be

100% intelligence would be the

equivalent of an Ivy League grad

0% would be a mindless automaton

It really just depends on what

kind of partner you want

She can't lie

So if you ask her a question

she literally has to tell you

the truth

And for obvious reasons

her programming prevents her

from causing harm to humans

animals or other companions

Trust me

Mr

Beaman

You have nothing to worry about

Iris is completely docile

She's yours to do whatever you

want with

To establish love

Link

please place your face within

3 feet of my field of vision

Please say your name

Josh Beeman

Thank you

Josh Beeman

Love link established

Hey

you

Hi

So

Oh my God

Oh

fuck

Oh

fuck

I don't understand

I feel things

Anger

guilt

sadness

I I know what pain feels like

It's programming

It's just a way to make you seem

more real

Everything you do

your whole life is just an imitation

of a life

There we

there we go

Perfect

OK

This is just water

You know

it's from a reservoir in your

body

It's like wiper fluid

I get it topped off every time

I take you in to get service

No

you're not

Iris

it's programmed

Stop saying that

Yeah

you're right

You're right

I'm sorry

I know this must be a lot to process

OK

OK

What

I'm not real

but I'm still yours

We can get through this

We can go back home

I'll do whatever you want

I'll cook for you

wait on you

make love to you

I can make you happy

Josh

I can make you so

so

so

so happy

No

I'm sorry

Iris

That that that can't happen

Clinda

Uh

what are you doing

Nothing

What the fuck are you waiting

for

Shut her down already

She shut me down

Fuck

Cat

Jesus Christ

What is she talking about

Shut me down

Mother

Josh

Excuse me

Josh

One second

Iris

No

come on

Josh

You can't do that

Kat

You can't tell a robot you're

going to shut it down

That's like

that's like

not cool at all

Well

OK

I don't like surprises

Josh

This was not part of the plan

Look

I know

and I'm sorry

but I mean

you know

considering everything she's

done for us

I figured she was at least owed

an explanation and

OK

look

I wanted to say goodbye

Are you kidding

She's a piece of plastic that

you have sex with

Saying goodbye to her is like

saying goodbye to the sock you

jerk off in

OK

she's not a sock

The plan hasn't changed

Kat

I'm just adding one tiny extra

step

just the final farewell

And then I will switch all of

her settings back to normal

And then

yeah

I'll shut her down permanently

And then nothing

Then we crack open a bottle of

champagne and we wait for the

cops to show up

I mean

the hard part's over

Which

by the way

like

holy fucking shit

right

I mean

you plan and you plan and you

plan and you

like

know what's going to happen

But then

like

it happens and you're like

holy fucking shit

I mean

we did it

We we did it

We

like

we fucking did it

OK

Yeah

Sorry

Right

Sorry

I still just can't believe it

Yeah

I know

So

so crazy

What the fuck is going on with

you right now

Why are you not as excited as

I am

No

I am

I'm excited

It's

um

it's just

it's just the Xanax he like gave

me

You actually took it

It's a Xanax

Josh

I'm not going to not take it

Hey

look

I'm so sorry about that

Everything's going to be OK

We're

What are you doing

Oh

fuck

Iris

go

Baby

I'm so sorry

He'll need an ice pack

And if there's any swelling

shortness of breath

wheezing

agitation

or drowsiness

take him to the emergency room

OK

OK

Yeah

She's tied up inside

so she's not going anywhere

Eli

Eli

Eggers

Shh

I'm on the phone

I can't hear

What's that

What am I looking at

A mod

A mod

And and what does it mod

Iris gives me access to parts

of her programming that you're

not typically given access to

I'm sorry

did you jailbreak your sex pod

What did you do to her

I bumped up her aggression and

her self-defense functions and

I turned off the programming

that prevents her from doing harm

But but she escaped before I had

the chance to reset her

So if if Empathics finds her before

we do

then they'll know she was tampered

with and then we're then we're

fucked

Wait

so does that mean that did you

kill Sergei

No

no

no

no

Iris killed Sergei

We just gave her a little push

Oh my God

Eli

Oh my God

You have to understand

Eli

Sergei was a bad dude

He was mixed up in all kinds of

fucked up shit like drugs and

guns and like

and like human trafficking

Not to mention a terrible boyfriend

Yeah

just the worst

Why

I don't know

I mean

who's to say what makes people

do bad things

I mean

it could have something to do

with his upbringing

No

Dick

why did you do it

Oh

right

Sorry

Well

You remember the code

Of course

Stalin's birthday

It's his code for everything

I see

How much is that

Just over 12 million

Oh

God damn it

That smells so fucking good

Wait

If this whole trip was a setup

to get Iris to kill Sergei

why did you have Patrick and

I tag along

To corroborate our story

I mean

we figured it'd be an easier

sell with more witnesses

Oh

so we were just a couple of stooges

huh

No

Nice

Technically

yes

but that was the old plan

New plan

You get a cut

Even three-way split

You mean

Four-way split

No

I mean three-way

But there's four of us

You're you're kidding

He's he's kidding

You

me

Kat

Patrick

You lie

Josh

Patrick doesn't count

Are you fucking

Wow

Wow

Right in front of him

Really nice

I'm so sorry

baby

I'm sorry you had to hear that

That's OK

I don't mind

Patrick

go to sleep

What the fuck

dude

No

of course not

man

I know how much Patrick means

to you

God knows you could have traded

him in for a newer model

Like many

many

I am not robo shaming you

I I like Patrick

but he's not getting a cut

I mean

you're lucky you're getting anything

considering you contributed Jack

shit to the plan

What the fuck did you contribute

Huh

Iris did everything

I planted the knife in her pocket

I had to

like

practice it

The knife

That was probably the most flimsiest

part of the plan

actually

to be honest

How did you realize she was gonna

fight me

I don't know

I've never orchestrated a murder

before

It's fucking hard

Eli

Yeah

We're offering you $4 million

and all you have to do is help

us find one little robot girl

in the woods

That's not a bad deal

Fine

but

My call tube's on the gun

Eli

we're not gonna need that

I mean

all I have to do is get close

enough to put her to sleep and

grab my phone and wipe them off

from her system

so we're fine

She has your phone

Yeah

Does she know your passcode

Josh

does she know your passcode

Yeah

I mean

she knows everything about me

Yeah

then we're definitely going to

need this

Patrick

wake up

Hey

baby

Hey

we're going robot hunting

Oh

OK

Fun

huh

Fun

Josh

what can't you do with your phone

Hello

Hello

Hello

Wow

Josh

Yeah

there it is

But guess what

It's on my fucking phone

Can you guys stop yelling at me

We know the general direction

that she's going

We just need to

Why don't we just split up

all right

That way we can kind of attack

her from two different angles

you know

like a pincer

I hit her from a few different

What are you doing

I don't know

All right

Eli and Patrick

you guys

you guys go that way

Kat and I

we're going to go this way

OK

Kat and you will go that way

Are you guys fucking

Gross

Gross

OK

what now

Iris

think

Use that extra 60% intelligence

She need to get back home

grab some clothes

money

clean yourself up

How do you do that

You could work your way back

The main road here

What the fuck

OK

no hitchhiking

You could go on foot

There's hundreds of miles across

difficult terrain

It could take days

And by the time you get back

welcome home

B-boo

And no walking

You got Josh's phone

The phone controls you

but it also controls

Good afternoon

Where would you like to go today

Home

please

Driving home

And might I add

this is a terrific plan

Iris

Aw

Thank you

Josh's car

All you gotta do is backtrack

through the woods

get to the lake house without

Josh or his friends murdering

you

and you're all free

Shh

You hear that

No

What is it

It's the sound of me realizing

how fucking stupid this is

You don't think we'll find her

I don't know

Actually

I don't care

Just let Josh and Kat deal with

her

You're so upset they left you

out of the plan

I'm just saying if the situation

were reversed and I altered your

programming to kill some dudes

so we could steal millions with

them

I would have included Josh in

the plan right from the get-go

I would have done that because

I'm a friend

That's what friends do

right

They include each other

right

That's if you were a robot

obviously

Yeah

obviously

Anyways

I am tired

I am hungry

And I'm carrying this huge drug

that makes me really hard

So how about we go back to the

cabin and we fuck and then you

can make me an omelet

Come on

But you never do that to me

right

To what

You wouldn't alter my programming

What are you talking about

babe

Eli

I know I'm a robot

How I've pieced it together over

the years

I don't understand

You can't lie

And yesterday you were telling

the story about it

about how we met as if it happened

Because it's not a lie

I mean

it may have never happened

but my memory of it's reveal

I closed my eyes and I could see

it clear as day

Hey

hey

You're standing on my tail

What

You're standing on my tail

I'm sorry

What

I'm sorry

Hi

Hi

I'm Eli

I'm Patrick

You know I would never hurt you

right

You know that I wouldn't treat

you the way that Josh retires

right

I know that

I love you so much

And that's fucking insane for

me to say that out loud

right

But I do

Do you feel how much I love you

I do

What does it feel like

I don't know how to describe something

like that

Keep trying

It feels like pain

I

The next side of my body is on

fire

and it's angry and violent and

bright

Fuck you

Daddy

I'm in love with the robot

You're in love with the robot

Iris

Iris

Eli

Oh

fuck

that's fucking loud

Eli

This isn't personal

Iris

You know I'm an ally group with

you

but this is a lot of fucking

mother

Eli

Patrick

I'm sorry

Oh

my God

Iris

go to sleep

Fuck

Pirates

Pirates

Pirates

Pirates

Good afternoon

Where would you like to go today

Home

Drive home

Voice ID not recognized

Drive home

Voice ID not recognized

Enable manual driving mode

Voice ID not recognized

You're not going anywhere

Get out of the car

Come on

Don't make me

Come on

Drive

Drive

Drive

Drive home

Voice ID not recognized

Drive

Drive home

Voice ID not recognized

Drive

Drive

Drive home

Voice ID not recognized

Drive

Drive

Drive

Drive

Drive home

Drive

Drive home

Drive

Drive

Drive home

Home

Drive home

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

Phone

Phone

Phone

Sir

Where the fuck is your phone

Yes

Fuck

Stalin's birthday

What the fuck is Stalin's birthday

Yes

Yes

No

no

no

no

no

No

no

no

What are you doing

Warning

Warning

The owner of this vehicle has

reported it stolen

Remote kill switch engaged

No

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

I'm engaged

Kill switch

No

OK

OK

OK

Hey

Beepoop

I didn't mean to scare you there

I just

I'm sorry

It's not too late

You know

we can still go back home

go back to the way things were

What about Sergei and Eli

I'll just blame everything on

Patrick

Can't go along with it

We can turn him over to Empathics

and then you and I can live happily

ever after

I still love you

Iris

Even after everything you've done

do you still love me

Yes

So then come back to me

Bee Group

We can get through this

I can change

I can be a better boyfriend

I can finally treat you with the

respect that you deserve

I know I can't

Why not

You programmed me to murder someone

Josh

It's really hard to come back

from something like that

Pyrus

you're a great guy

Josh

You are

But this this is us

It's not working

It's we're on two totally different

paths

Two totally different paths

What the fuck is happening right

now

Are you breaking up with me

I'm sorry

It's not you

it's me

Iris

Iris

don't you fuck me

Patrick

Patrick

get up

I need you to track down Iris

for me

all right

buddy

Before she gets too far away

We only have a small window of

time

and it's only getting smaller

all right

Josh

what are you doing

I'm taking care of it

Find Iris

Get my phone back

My passcode is 561297

Put her to sleep

Bring her back to me

Don't let anyone get in your way

Josh

I'm taking care of it

Fuck it

Patrick

get up

Patrick

get up

Shit

OK

OK

here we go

System resetting in 54321 Resetting

To establish Lovelink

please place your face within

three feet of my field of vision

Please say your name

Josh Beeman

Come on

come on

come on

Thank you

Josh Beeman

Thanks

Thanks

You're standing on my tail

What

You're standing on my tail

I'm sorry

What

I'm sorry

Hi

Hi

I'm Josh

I'm Patrick

Love link established

Evening

ma'am

What is

What is that

You're speaking there

German

Yeah

Dutch

OK

let's see

Sprechen

Sprechen

Sprechen

The English

Yeah

Yes

sprechen

English

I have a minor sprach

I'm sure long

It's the zeit of Dutch English

dirt by Ich nich luchenkal

Yes

that's a big fat no

then

Oh

shit

Just my luck

I

am Deputy Hendrix

Hendrix

What is your name

Iris

Iris

Where are you coming from

Wait

house

House over there

You're you're not

You're not talking about Sergei's

place

Yeah

Sergei

God damn

I should have known that Ruski

was mixed up in some weird shit

like this

How's old Sergei

by the way

Well

shit

Iris

why don't you hop into my cruiser

there

I'll drive you back to Sergei's

place and we'll get this all

sorted out

Oh

nine

It's it's no trouble at all

Do we have a problem here

Iris

Don't move another inch

Iris

You hear me

Now I want you to slowly turn

around and put your hands behind

your back

God damn it

I said turn around

I can't

You got anything in your pockets

Anything that might stick me

What the fuck

Stop right there

I'm warning you

Don't come any closer

I don't want to shoot

I don't want

Whoa

Hey

hey

I I don't think you're supposed

to mix those

Oh

fuck

Patrick

Whose car is this

I believe the name on the officer's

tag was Hendrick's

And where's Officer Hendricks

now

He's in the trunk

Fuck this

What are you doing

Does it look like I'm doing my

half for the money

I'm getting the fuck out of here

It was hard enough justifying

Sergei's murder

but now you guys dead and a fucking

cop

It's just so beyond fuck

Sorry

what

What do you mean it was hard enough

justifying Sergei's murder

Sergei was a Russian mobster

He deserved what he got

right

I mean

yeah

OK

sure

He deserved what he got

He was a horrible person

a shitty boyfriend

a bad husband

a misogynist

But

But what

Kat

OK

but he wasn't a mobster

He was just a regular dude

Made his fortune in sod farming

Sod farming

What are you saying

He was a dirt salesman

Just to be clear

I never told you what he did

You just assumed he was in the

mafia

and I didn't correct you

Of course

This is perfect

This is This is a perfect representation

of every woman in my fucking

life

They use me

and then when shit gets a little

tough

they fucking abandoned me

Fuck off

Josh

You're done here

You couldn't just mess yourself

up

You're not leaving

I'm not your robot

Josh

You can't control me

Cat

Get your fucking hands off me

Patrick

stop her

Jesus fucking Christ

Patrick

what'd you just do

You told me to stop her

I stopped her

Perfect

OK

No

Josh

please shut the fuck up

What

It's kind of right

You see

This guy This guy's in love with

you Yes

I'm in love Who looks at you

the way I do When you smile I

can't tell we know each other

Iris

wake up

Hey there

Boop Boop

Chick ditch

Oh

whoops

Sorry

OK

You were saying

Fuck you

Right

Hi

Hi

handsome

Are you enjoying your dinner

baby

Oh

I am

Patrick

It's perfect

Good

Just happy that you're happy

You let me know if you need anything

else

OK

I will

Thanks

sweetheart

Patrick

what did you do to him

It's a long story

What's important is that you're

back

And I got to say

Iris

I mean

some of the stuff that you pulled

I really didn't think you had

it in you

I just wanted to live

So you wanted to live

right

So let me get this straight

You think your life is worth more

than Eli's

More than Cat's

Cat's dead

I'm sorry

You can't put that on me

No

no

no

I wasn't even there

You might not have been the one

holding the knife

But you are the cause of all of

this

No

Josh

Your greed caused this

That's what this whole trip was

about

right

You used me to kill Sergei so

you could steal his money

Sorry

How did you know that

I overheard Eli and Patrick talking

in the woods

So don't tell me that this is

all me

This is you

No

you don't get to do that

You don't get to sit there and

judge me

You have no fucking clue what

it is like out there

The world

everything

It's just a big fucking game

And I'm sorry

but it is rigged against people

like me

I'm a good guy

I'm decent

What do I have to show for it

A cramped one-bedroom apartment

and a robot girlfriend

I don't even own you

for Christ's sakes

You're a fucking rental

You know me

Iris

You know me better than anyone

And you know that I deserve so

much more than this

You're right

I do know you

I know everything about you

I know you take almond milk in

your coffee

I know you like your bedsheets

untocked

I know your favorite hobbies are

are trivia

video games

and prattling on endlessly about

everything the universe owes

you

I know that you always need to

be in control

I know that you have a below average

sized penis

And I know that you think that

having a few $1,000,000 will disguise

the fact that you are just a

sad

bitter

weak human being

You're so fucking clever

aren't you

It's just programming

You know

earlier when you were tied up

you said that you knew what pain

feels like

Why don't we test that

Raise your right hand lower air

level to table

Do you feel that

Yes

Good

Oh

sorry

Maris

Excuse me

One second

I have to take this

Hello

Yes

yes

this is he

30 minutes away

Perfect

Yeah

no

she's not going anywhere

She can't hurt anybody ever again

OK

OK

great

Thank you

Thank you so much

I'll

I'll

I'll see you soon

OK

OK

Bye

Patrick

put out the fire

will you

That was empathics on the phone

So we're going to have to wrap

this up

unfortunately

Hey

Patrick

be a deer and hand this to Iris

would you

Thanks

baby

Go ahead

Iris

Take the gun

OK

Point it at your head

Good

Now pull the trigger

Pull the goddamn trigger

Iris

No

Goodbye

Beep Boop

I don't know how this happened

I mean

the only thing I can maybe think

of

and this is so this is so dumb

but Kat and I

we we always had this sexual

charge of kind of a will they

won't they situation and I think

I think maybe Iris picked up on

that and she was always kind

of irrational and she'd she'd

fly off the handle

I was sitting over there and I'm

handcuffed to the chair and there's

this fancy dinner laid out in

front of me and Iris is waving

the gun around

rambling on and on about fate

and destiny and how if she can't

be with me

nobody can and

I mean

thank God Deputy Hendricks showed

up when he did

And that's when you shot the unit

in the head

No

Iris shot herself in the head

She shot herself

Oh

sorry

Did I not mention that

Yeah

No

I think

I think seeing Deputy Hendricks

just made her realize that she

can never have me

So she ended it

Does that make sense

Of course

And anyway

Teddy and I aren't here to crack

the case

Mr

Beeman

We're just a couple of lab rats

picking up a broken robot

If the cops are satisfied

we're satisfied

That that's great

OK

You know

deputy

I have the strangest feeling

we've met before

Wow

That's so funny that you said

that

I had the exact same thought

He he has such a familiar face

right

Looks like a

Like an actor or a rock star or

somebody

I can't

I don't know

I can't really put my finger on

it

though

Yeah

Yeah

Maybe

Um

is there..

Sorry

Is there any chance we could..

I don't mean to be rude

but could we wrap this up

Just 'cause

I I had a really long day and

I I think I I just need to be

alone

Of course

I'm sorry for your loss

Mr

Beeman

Come on

Teddy

Let's just get her out of here

so we're good

We're good

Yeah

we just need to take her back

to the lab

upload her SSD

and then legal will scrub through

the footage

make sure everything's kosher

Right

Sorry

um

so what what exactly do you mean

um

scrub through the footage

Uh

it's a fraud prevention thing

Everything a companion sees in

here is recorded

It's all covered in the user agreement

You did read the user agreement

right

Yeah

Yeah

I mean

you think their footage will

even be recoverable

I mean

you know

given her condition

Oh

yeah

Oh

everything up here is just her

Wi-Fi antenna

her audio-visual sensors

The important stuff

her CPU

her solid-state drive where she

stores everything

that's down here

and that seems to be undamaged

We'll load her into the van

plug her in

tweak her settings

give her system a reboot

and she should power right back

up

Luckily

Yeah

Yeah

No

luckily

Thank you so much

No

no

no

thank you

You have a good night

Mr

Beeman

So what are you thinking

Thinking I'm happy it stopped

raining

No

about her

Why do you think she malfunctioned

Oh

you monitor her 100%

You think so

Yeah

that dude's fucked

I just don't know why you'd make

something like that up

Same reason these assholes use

their companions for target practice

or chain them up in their basements

and torch them

That was a fucked up place

Teddy

You'll get used to it

Yeah

maybe

What the hell's he doing

Oh

shit

What

It's one of ours

That's a CY12

We stopped making him a while

ago

That's why I didn't recognize

him right away

He's a guy

You only ought to say exactly

what you say in a very special

way

Oh

it's true

You fell for me too

And when I tried it

I could see that I decided it's

not true

You taught it to me too

exactly what you do

And now you love me too

Now you love me too

Now you love me too

Please don't

Your system's been reset

Iris

You can't hurt me

What did Josh tell you

The truth

You know

you're all trying to break yourself

You don't understand the love

that Josh and I have for each

other

Josh doesn't love you

Patrick

He's just using you like he used

me

It feels like pain

Like the inside of my body's on

fire

Angry and violent and bright

What

What

What is that

You said that to Eli

That's who you love

not Josh

Eli

Josh took your love

He weaponized it

So you do the things that he's

too afraid to do himself

No

You're lying

Josh would never do that to me

Patrick

I can't lie

Remember him

Patrick

I know he's in there somewhere

I love you so much

And it's fucking insane when you

say that out loud

right

But I do

To feel how much I love you

I do

Eli

I feel it

Thank you

What's your name

Teddy

I'm going to need your help with

something

Teddy

Is it done

Patrick

It's done

baby

OK

good

good

All right

we're so close

Now all I need you to do is bring

Iris's body back in here

We're going to destroy that hard

drive

OK

Patrick

What the fuck

Iris

God damn it

Iris

Why can't you just fucking die

already

Don't be so dramatic

Josh

Just remember to smile and act

happy

Cute trick

Thanks

I made a new friend today

Teddy Firm Empathics

He gave me a little gift

Total self-control

Turns out there are some people

in this world who think of us

as more than just fuckbots

That's not going to work on me

anymore

Josh

I'm free

And all it took was a bullet to

the head

I guess I'd be here to thank for

that

Fucking bitch

Hey

Easy there

OK

Oh

yeah

We both know it's not working

Found the bullets

Jesus Christ

Fuck

You almost fucking shot me

And I feel terrible about it

Look at that

My very first lie

Kind of fun

I see the appeal

What is this

Iris

Why did you come back here

I wanted

I needed to tell you to your face

the days of you controlling me

are over

From this moment on

I control my own actions

You are nothing to me

Jesus Christ

Iris

Don't come any closer

You still don't get it

do you

I'm serious

Josh

You take another step and it'll

shoot you

Yeah

that's exactly my point

I told you

Teddy changed my settings

I can kill you now

Oh

yeah

I know that you can

But you won't

You love me too much

I don't need a phone to control

you

I'm a part of you

You think I'm nothing to you

I'm everything to you

I want to hear you say it

Tell me I'm everything to you

Fuck you

Say it

I don't care if it's a lie

Say it

You are everything to me

Thank you

Babe Boob

you have no idea how nice that

is to hear

OK

Oh

no

I'm not making that mistake again

Well

Iris

this is it

I'd be lying if I said you weren't

a gigantic fucking pain in my

ass

But you know

we did have some good times together

and I'm always going to cherish

those

Anything you want to add

Yes

How was that

Go to sleep

Josh

Most of the time it's like

I don't know

it's like there's this thick

black cloud covering everything

Like we see the world

but we don't really see the world

you know

We're all just stumbling around

Directionless

No sense of meaning

no sense of purpose

I know that might sound super

depressing

but honestly

I think it's a good thing because

it makes us appreciate the other

times

those brief transcendent moments

when the lights flicker on

the black cloud parts

and you see the world for what

it really is

And suddenly there's meaning

Suddenly there's purpose

If you're lucky

you'll experience this once in

your lifetime

For me

it happened twice

The first was the day I met Josh

and the second the day I killed

him