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It must come from "Culorado".

- Calm down, calm down. - Silence, please.

This is the subject of our studies, I wasted 28 months chasing him, you understand?

It's Pupa, Big's wife John, The boss I want to nail.

She has beautiful eyes.

- We Americans have these beauties. - It's something.

Look, this deformed midget, He's Big John's bodyguard,

he also has the role to protect Pupa,

it's a gorilla, but it looks like rather a schimpanzee,

This thing is called Tommaso Gargiulo, in the middle it's "Joe 15 homicides",

when he's pissed, he shoots everything what moves, even when it doesn't move.

Every morning he followed her on foot,

and behind them there are 2 bodyguards armed in car. In this hearse.

Central Park, the last section of the race that Pupa does every morning,

This is the only place where gorillas by car cannot follow them.

This is where I intend to be triggered my foolproof plan.

We will remove Pup and "Joe 15 homicides" which we will replace with 2 of our disguised agents.

then our 2 agents will head towards the car.

The two gorillas will not notice anything, and lead them to Big John's lair.

It's a remarkably clever plan. Look, he's the famous Big John,

the big shot, the leader, the Big Boss.

I'm going to put it in the fridge, dead or alive. He just came out of his pizzeria.

This is his headquarters, he controls the whole city,

he's a murderer, trafficker of drugs, blackmailer, kidnapper,

Look, it starts without putting its flashing, this fake token.

Gentlemen, now you know everything.

Don't applaud me, it’s great America.

Great America, with these great means. To do anything.

Needless to say, everything what you just saw and heard is top secret.

This is a secret mission.

We are very proud of you, we learned that you were of Italian origin.

- How of Italian origin? - your last name is Macaroni.

- But no, it's Mac Carons. - But you have a Neapolitan accent.

It is to deceive the enemy. I'm from New York from the sole of the foot to the tip of the hair.

Look at the tie, the boots, the jacket, I am an authentic American.

Until the car which is American, It doesn't exist in Italy.

All steel, fully automatic. Anti-projectile window and steering wheel,

all the armored bodywork, "what do you want more", what more do you want?

Let's return to our sheep, with the powerful means of the American police,

I discovered that in the Italian police there are two police officers who look like

� Pupa and "Joe 15 Homicide", We will substitute the copy for the original,

and we'll infiltrate them into the Big gang John and we will trigger the top secret operation,

Do you understand? “You understand” or not?

Yes, we understood correctly, we understood correctly understood who looks like Pupa and Joe, eh?

- Gianna Amicucci and Tarallo. - What ?

- Are they idiots, imbeciles? - No, they are full of initiatives.

- When they pass by, we notice them. - Nothing other than that?

- But what is it ? - No !

- Let's run away! - Oh my God !

My American car! My armored car!

- My car... But who are these policemen? - Gianna Amicucci and Tarallo.

- I thought I was dead! - Chickens, get the chickens!

Where are you going? Come here! Come here!

- I declare myself a political prisoner. - I'll show you how they are treated in America!

What a mess. Chickens and a political prisoner.

- Pupa! Pupa! - Take him.

It's Agent Amicucci, it's not Pupa.

How dare you ? I'm Agent Gianna Amicucci then no nonsense!

- Let's get these chickens on board. - They run !

- It's him ! - Who is he?

- It's Joe 15 homicides. - No, I wouldn't hurt a fly.

Take it on board, He must not escape us!

Get both on board!

- Calm down, Agent Amicucci. - Calm down, I'm coming.

Everything is fine, everything is fine.

They're so cute ! With beautiful makeup

I transform you into Pupa and 15 homicides, infiltrated into the gang

- from Big John in New York. - New York ?

-And who are you? - FBI, Federal Bureau Italian style.

I've told you 315 times now, "15 homicides" never speaks,

he says that "yes" and "not", yes wants saying yes and not means no.

- Understood ? - Yes.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

- I'm going to question you for the 316th time. - How does Joe 15 Homicide say “Yes”?

- Yes. - And no" ? - Not.

It is I who must question you, It’s me who’s American.

You're just an Italian.

- How did Joe say "yes" to 15 homicides? - Yes.

How does he say "no", Joe 15 homicides?

Come on.

I do not remember anymore

- Come here. - Really ?

But that is not possible... Are you going to understand yes or no?

Do you want to understand it?

That Big John will immediately understand who you are if you don't know how to say two things correctly,

- he machine-guns, do you know how to machine-gun? - No.

You want me to tell you how he say Joe 15 homicides?

Give me your gun and you'll see how he shoots.

Look at the bottle. Look at !

What the hell is this gun?

What... Me when I shoot... Hold.

- Come on. Shoot the bottle. - I see nothing.

Let's see...

- I got it ! - What is this gun?

These guns are not "good", I will show you,

I'm going to call the American consulate and send me a gun that shoots.

These Italian telephones are always busy. Not possible !

- Allow me? - Go ahead.

- Hello ! Yes. - Who is it ?

This is America.

One moment.

- Allow me? - Please.

Repeat:

Oh that’s great, the ferryboat is coming.

No, it's not his cadence. Pupa has a voice more dragging, more annoying.

Repeat: “Oh that’s great, it’s coming, the ferryboat."

- “Oh that’s great, the ferryboat is coming.” - Splendid. Well done !

Now, pay attention to what I say:

“I would really like to sleep with you.”

- "With me" ? -"With you" .

I have no desire to sleep with you.

Almost that!

Breath.

How do you breathe? You have to blow into the little pipe.

Again.

Again, blow into the balloon.

Again.

The valve. In America, am I going to swim there or what?

Do not move.

There you go.

With this mole of beauty, the resemblance is perfect. Thinking about putting it on?

- I will think about it. - With this mole of beauty,

I defy anyone to differentiate Gianna de Pupa and vice versa.

We are ready.

I recommend especially to you, the most absolute secret,

no one should know of Operation MacCarons, understand?

MacCarons... So... Go forward, go down. Get off.

- What are we going to do in New York? - Shut up, I just said it was top secret.

Let's pass perfectly unnoticed.

"Watch at the feder", keep out of the limelight.

If we are discovered, the mission is compromised, understand?

"Big tradition", Betrayal, we have been discovered.

- They are friends of ours! -Gianna!

- Dad ! - My little girl.

You have to stay calm, it's a secret mission.

Here's some spaghetti, eat otherwise you will waste away.

- I'm going on a mission, dad. - I know, but you are dressed like a whore!

How dare you? This is a secret FBI mission.

It's my daughter, and I care what she eats, see?

You forget that I I'm an FBI officer.

Don't worry, my daughter has to eat otherwise I'll give you back in, understand?

She will eat. Okay enough! Otherwise we'll miss the plane.

-Gianna! - Have a good trip.

Gianna, if the Americans make you trouble, we'll give them an asshole as big as that.

- How kind of you. - But you heard...

Move forward, But who are these people ?

The people I arrested, they remember me.

Mamamia, my mission is in the hands of criminals.

Don't worry, these are all Romans, they would not betray us,

- unless it pays off. - Let's hurry otherwise we'll miss the plane.

Look, you see like her is this city big?

There's room for everyone, work for everyone, in all sectors.

It's only for me and this Turk that there is not enough space for drug trafficking.

All we have to do is eliminate him, boss.

Yes, I also think that this is the only solution,

Unfortunately we will have to come to an agreement.

- For what? - Otherwise we will end up not working anymore!

It will be like you say, but I don't trust them.

The Turk is real trash, yet we will have to make peace with him.

Think about it chief, basically, to make peace, 10g of pellets would be enough.

No.

Tired of war, too much blood sank,

"you kill me, I kill you afterwards, and the blood continues to flow.

Without forgetting that if me and the Turk kill each other, someone else will take the market.

So we might as well come to an amicable agreement, and on my terms.

That's it, we're just above of the Turk's mark, he will not object.

We are businessmen, business needs peace.

- Pupa, what are you doing? - I'm taking measurements for the sweater.

If we're not careful, it's for the coffin that we will take measurements.

Open the door.

Remember that we are here on a peace mission.

I don't feel calm.

I said no guns, are you deaf? open your eyes, imbecile!

I am not at peace, we are on hot coals.

Come, come in.

It's a pleasure and an honor to meet you.

At our house we are always talking about you, Big John says you're a real year...

Pupa, stop your bullshit! Put your butt down.

So you are the famous Pupa?

When you pass, the willies...zigotos must be agitated.

My pleasure.

Ok, shall we talk business? Business?

Yes, let's talk business.

So...do you want to start?

My dear Turk.

I'm making war on you.

And you what do you do? you make war on me.

And what does the Turk mean? To nothing. In the meantime, 7 of my men...

Pupa, you're going to fuck me peace with this sweater!

I said, 7 of my men are underground,

and 8 of your men are staying underground for a long time.

I said to myself, "What's wrong with me? "To give a damn about leaving room for the Turk"?

"And what does the Turk give a damn, to give me space for myself?

Thanks to God, the market is very big, drug trafficking is going well,

The city is divided in two and we no longer pull each other in the way?

In this jar, there is the poor chewing gum, the one who stood guard at the helicopter.

Finally, these ashes, We are tied. Eight to eight.

Now we can talk about my...walking. Just like you wanted.

You killed chewing gum.

You have betrayed the rules of honor, This guy was a hassle.

Yes, but... but...

he didn't cross the threshold... from... from my door.

You will win!

Laughs best who laughs last and it won't be you who laughs last, the Turk.

You...I spare you because you...

you have crossed the threshold... of my home.

Here are the... ashes with tributes from Cosa Nostra.

THANKS.

He who felt on burning coals.

Bi...bi...damn beautiful.

And good. T...Good for her.

Remember it's better pee...pee...

- first strike! - This... this... certain boss.

- Come and take us at the usual exit. - OK.

- They're approaching. - They're approaching. - They're approaching.

Now we operate the substitution, in the villa, photograph all documents.

- We're going to enter their lair. - I don't see what's there to laugh about!

- Hello ? MacNamara? It does not work. MacNamara. - Allow me?

This is Sergeant Mac Namara, I listen to you.

Mac Namara, get ready, I'm signaling to you.

Okay, boss

Three, two... It's an operation organized by the second. A...

Go!

Damn good evening, what happened?

The error is human. We trigger operation no.2. Follow me.

You are ready to start the operation.

Be careful, three two, one... PULL !

Stop laughing. They don't know how to shoot! We shoot like that!

I have no luck, the operation failed, what to do?

Boss, I'll take care of it.

The whole future of my career is in your hands.

- I'm going. - Let's go.

Please do something. Otherwise, I will kill myself.

Go that way.

- On the road to glory. - Couldn't we go back to Rome?

Gianna, your shoelace is untied.

This is what can happen to you with jogging?

- On the way. - Yes let's go.

Gianna, I can't take it anymore. I stop to buy a drink.

- How much 2 orangeade? - $3. - Thieves, it would be the platoon!

I wasn't talking seriously.

Gianna, I didn't mean to offend him.

Let us sympathize. What faces, Gianna.

-Gianna. - Alve.

- I leave. - Do not be stupid.

Take .

Okay, very good.

- But where is the TV? - Open the door !

- Quickly. - Joe 15 homicides with his head in the clouds.

- If we helped him a little. - Only he knows the combination.

Yes. Combination, yes.

One, "do", three.

I do not remember anymore. I had it on the tip of my tongue.

You saw...

You told me so well that I had it on the tip of my tongue.

Oh the boss.

There is someone?

- I'm leaving. - Stay calm, move forward.

- Why didn't I stay in Rome? - Little boss, I'm happy!

My God !

Come on, what a nasty jog they make it happen.

Come with me.

- Small man but big fart. - It's the valve that blew.

Rude.

Come on, let's get changed, Boss.

- Gianna, don't leave me alone. - The belly.

- Gianna, where is my room? - The first on the left.

- Behave like a man, understand? - Yes.

Hold !

It's not 15 homicides but 30 farts!

Now Mamy is preparing the bath and undresses his Pupa naked.

- Thank you grandma, I don’t know what I would do without you. - It's nothing.

A good scented bath.

If I were you, I wouldn't not so good for that ourangutan Big John.

He always puts his dirty hands on you.

I hope the Turk will refuse to make peace and kills him.

At least I could return to my country, Cefal.

- In Sicily, there are no bandits. - No wonder, they all came to America.

- You are becoming more and more beautiful, boss. - Jogging keeps me in shape.

Today you lost a pound, I'm sure.

I will weigh you with my arms

You lost 453 grams.

Where did you put the fly that was there?

Disappeared? No.

She must have flown away. When is Big John coming?

Like fake tokens,

he comes from behind when you don't expect it.

No, Mamy, with me he is so romantic, so affectionate,

delicate, when he caresses me with his hands are soft and light like butterflies.

Okay!

Did you do that with your hand?

You have real hands. But why did you slap me?

- I am an honest woman. - Honest? Since when ?

Pupa, you seem different today.

- You find? - Yes, I think so.

- I'm dumber than before, you think? - If you look closely, you are still the same.

But with a little fly, now.

You are beautiful, beautiful!

- I want to take a shower with you. -With me ?

With you, love underwater it's beautiful.

It's the height of ecstasy.

- Come my love. Don't make me wait. - No !

- Come in, come in my love. - Come in first, you're the boss.

Yes, I'm the boss, I have to go in first.

- Love underwater is more hygienic. - Yes, and so much more guilty.

- I'm going to turn on the water. - Yes, turn on the water.

“Water is good”!

What are you doing? Meet me?

I arrive, I adjust the water. It's better when it's stronger and hotter.

What are you doing! It burns! Stop, idiot!

It's stuck.

Put on the cold water, stupid!

I'm being boiled! Open the door for me, you idiot!

- Open the door! - I don't know, I'm stupid.

- To the murderer, I am burned. - It's not my fault, it's all blocked.

Finally I came out! I don't see anything there, it's a real Turkish bath.

I will die.

What was that? I ran into the wall.

Next time, I'll hit it for real!

There he is again!

What is he doing ? What is...?

He makes the bed.

He makes the bed.

I'll see... I'll see Will a girl happen to me?

Look how big she is. How many there are!

Come ...

My little man. Come near your Gedeon.

- Which Gedeon? What were you thinking? Go away! - Come here.

- Leave me alone ! - No.

- Stay calm. - Using the "negrocio", the “frociegro”. Help !

But what do you want?

- So it's true? - What ? - You have another man.

- But what other man! - Yes !

- I don't have another man! - Kiss me, please.

- No, you made me go out bed. - My love.

Leave, I don't want to see you anymore. Go away!

MacCarons didn't tell me that I was gay!

- Say a prayer for them, boss. - They were too stupid.

- Too much. - Yes.

Yes but it wasn't their fault.

- This woman has one of those asses... - Yes, yes, I saw it.

But she is still alive!

This...this...can't last like this!

Tomorrow I... I'll call Big John on the phone

and... and I will set up an appointment for him,

That... that... damn tongue!

It will be the last time for them!

- How long will he last? - I feel all fired up!

Pupa my beautiful doll, a night of passion awaits us !

Get on this bed that I own you.

I want you, I want you!

What are you doing, why are you avoiding me?

- No, I do a little wrestling, I know you like it. - The lutet, yes.

Let's fight, let's fight!

- Pupa, what are you doing, where have you been? - I am here !

Damn, what a blow to the head.

It's probably this bad whiskey brand that I just drank. Pupa!

Let's hope it lasts a long time.

Let's go find these famous documents.

My God. All that was missing was the black faggot, especially because they are the most dangerous.

If he comes at night from behind, you only see their teeth when he laughs.

And if he laughs, that means that it is already too late.

Damn he's ugly, how can you say he looks like me?

-Gianna. - I was waiting for you in the room, we agreed to meet there.

I found myself in Gedeon's room This black guy has one...

has a warm welcome!

- Where is the plan? - The plan, yes.

- It's crazy how much he looks like you! - You find ?

- Yes - I can not see.

- I'll let you do it, I don't understand anything. - I suspect that!

So, here we are... And the office is there.

Let's go.

- Come on, swarm! - yes, I close?

- What did we come to do? - How is that?

We came to look for evidence drug trafficking.

- Where are they? - In the safe.

In the safe? But where is the safe?

But where do you want him to be? They are always hidden behind the paintings! Will see!

I'll see.

There is nothing there. You see, there are lots of paintings.

That is going to take time !

- You want to kill me ? - Alavaro, what are you saying! It's not loaded, look!

Fortunately it wasn't loaded!

Thanks to you, we'll know we're there. go look on the other side.

I'm always the one who has to do the dangerous stuff.

Not there. There either, neither here.

This thing is long. There neither!

I bet there neither, I can't do it anymore!

Aren't you going to sit down now? We're here for a safe.

I need to rest. I'm going to watch the match.

- It opens! - Safe !

- I wanted to watch the match... - You are the strongest. - Did you see that?

How are we going to find the combination? look at all these numbers.

- Try. - Yes.

One plus one, two!

Did you see that?

One plus five, six, seven eight nine ten.

Mammamia! It turns ! We're going to open the door now.

- What nerve ! - What?

Yours or mine?

- It is open. - I have right away knew you were another boss.

The little fly betrayed you.

I understood everything.

You are a police officer!

But I will help you against all these men who treat my little boss so badly.

- We made an ally. - Shut up !

Be careful, do you want a black eye?

So this one is not dirty little one horrible guy like a monkey. I understood everything.

You are another little guy but friendly.

-Very, very nice. - Thank you Mamy, but we have to work.

I almost preferred Gedeon.

That's nothing. Let's see that.

Fantastic! And he mentions also the Turk.

Big John would like to corner him, The Turk is also part of drug trafficking.

Look at this map!

By Jupiter's beard. But what do we care?

How? But you don't understand anything!

Instead of taking just one strip, we'll take two!

It will be a sensational feat, All the newspapers will talk about us.

In the news, a police officer and a half, disappear in the flower of youth.

- I'm going back to Rome. - Where are you going? Come here you!

You're not going to go away now that I discovered the map?

- Take your camera. - Yes.

Hold.

The pistol ! It's the gun!

I would really like to kill you, but I'm afraid of the police.

- Put yourself in the light. - Yep.

I make several for safety. Like that.

A little further to the right,

- Álvaro. - What ?

- Have you always been like that? - No, first on this side, then here, here.

- Do you think I take souvenir photos? - No ?

Give me another roll of film, stupid. Fortunately we took several reels.

Otherwise, what would we show to MacCarons? Your face? Give me that.

- You destroyed that one. - Very good.

These white people, all crazy!

- Hello, who is it? - It's the Turk who speaks.

- Hello Turkish, it's Pupa. - It's Pupa.

Pupu... Pupu... Pupa.

What... What... What a pleasure to hear you again.

The pleasure is mine.

I... I hope I made one good impression

during your visit of... Offi... In the office.

- You are always so beautiful. - You're not bad either.

Co... How do you say it?

I'm ba...ba...

- The death. Sorry, dad. - How ?

- No, I was thinking. - You have a pretty voice. - THANKS.

Listen, dear Pupa, I would have liked to speak with Big John.

At the moment he is still sleeping, it's early.

- Tell him that I thought carefully to his offer. - Yes ?

- I am prepared to make peace. - The peace.

Let him make an appointment for me during the day, where he wants.

A date? Very good, Mr. Turk.

- Anyway today we had nothing to do. - You've gone crazy!

You finished doing the idiot with the Turk?

He wants to talk to you, to make peace with you.

Moron, he wants to fuck me.

He's asking me on a date, huh?

Well, I'll get it. In an hour at the Grotta Azzurra pizzeria.

Hello, in an hour at the pizzeria Grotta Azzurra.

At one o'clock... at the pizzeria Grotta Azzurra.

- All right. - Yes, very good.

Very gently, we're going to trap him, He's ca... ca...

- Will break your back! -He will... break his back!

For him, it will be the end, the end of lukum.

- Why did you wake up? so early this morning? - I don't know.

By the way, what did you do to me? tonight ?

I hurt here, here, here. As if I had been punched!

- We played wrestling last night. - The fight?

- Night of passion, you unleashed. - Night of passion, me unleashed.

- Crazy virility? - Wild virility. - Did we make love all night?

- Yes, all night. - It's funny, I feel like I still want it.

Again ? You are crazy.

- Why? - You have to take care of yourself. - Take care of myself?

- You have an appointment with the Turk. - A meeting?

- You need all your strength. - It's true, Pupa.

- This time, it's ruined for the Turk. - Yes.

I'm stubborn, understand? Remember it.

One day I managed to do speak a deaf-mute.

- Hello ? - Hello, it's Gianna.

How many times have I said not to call the office?

It's important, there is a kind of relationship between Big John's gang and the Turk.

I'm sure I can arrest them together.

- It's perfect, but how? - Big John arranged to meet the Turk

At his headquarters, one o'clock, at the Grotta Azzurra pizzeria.

The Grotta pizzeria “Atchoum”! Ok, I understood everything.

The Grotta “Tchoum” pizzeria.

It's beautiful, you don't don't worry about anything anymore,

I come into play with my organization “Travesty” and that’s going to suck.

Hang up the phone and don't call me again otherwise it will be difficult, understand?

- Very good, but don't forget the pizzeria. - Shut up, ears have walls.

See you later.

Come on, you need a crane.

So cute.

- Pupa, Pupa. - Yes, Grandma?

I take the opportunity to go shopping and recharge this thing.

- Very good, have fun. - THANKS.

But... it's okay!

A beautiful pizza, I'm dying for it. The capricious or the sailor.

Capricious, Then I will explain to you why.

What does that mean?

“Pupa, sit down”

You two, upstairs. Come on.

Joe 15 homicides? Stand there.

Try to keep the situation under control, please.

Okay, boss.

We're not in a pigsty.

Big Johnuzzo, listen.

Why did you tell me to eat the capricious one, What if I prefer pizza marini�re?

The capricious one is you who eats it, and the sailor shirt is for the Turk.

Who loves shells, who are poisoned.

But what are you doing ?

For you my love.

Come on.

- Your order, boss. - Three pizzas.

- Two pizzas. - I told you three!

- Two pizzas. - Silly, three pizzas. - Three or two?

- Pupa, are you contradicting? - I would like...to go to the toilet?

Speak up, go ahead, go ahead.

Three pizzas, capricious.

Stop, look at me! Pupa, is everything ok?

I'm tired of being stupid, fortunately it's the end, we're waiting for more than the Turk.

- Are the police ready? - Absolutely, it's my organization.

Minute, Big John wants to poison him.

All that was missing was that. Pupa, excuse me, Gianna,

- Where is the photo roll? - It is here.

- What are you looking at ? - The roller.

The roll, the roll.

Mammamia!

- You betrayed me. - Me...

- Yes you, with him. - You're kidding ?

I'm going to cut it off, cut it off!

It’s better to trim yourself before you get trimmed. Let's go!

Dirty traitor, I'll cut it off for you!

- No story about anything like that! - Every man for himself!

But what the hell is this?

- Pupa, what are you still combining? - Nothing, I'm stupid.

- She's an idiot. - How dare you ?

What is this ? The Turkish fucked us, it's a bomb!

Why are you laughing ? We want us cut off the balls and you laugh!

Look, do you know what it is? It's laughing gas, laughing gas.

The masked men. Gianna, Gianna!

Do they know we have them?

What a blow!

Leave, the operation has failed in water.

Yes Boss.

Boss, right now we are suffering a serious setback.

- Right now I will put my foot in the ass! - Thanks boss.

Shit! The police!

- The police are coming. - The police !

- Help ! - They kidnapped Gianna!

Let me go, or are you taking me?

Help !

Damn it, Gianna and the Turk's men!

- Wait a minute. - What is happening? - Get down and be quiet!

Police, police. Come down, Go on!

- Get in. - You're taking my car!

- Police, shut up! - Do not touch me.

Don't touch me, otherwise I'll cut off your oil!

There is traffic, I know a shortcut along this route.

- The wheel danced a little" - I looked death in the face.

- Why do that? - Don't answer.

You hurt me, why it's always me who gets hit.

She's bo... bobo... good!

- Is she awake? - She wakes up and moves,

- She... is very beautiful. - The... coffin is ready!

Yes, dad...dad...boss.

You couldn't wait before taking your cruise?

What are you saying? Cruise, what does a cruise mean?

We are fighting a war until death.

Now is not the time to think about a cruise. It's them or it's us!

And he who comes to talk to me about a cruise, pappa...voyeur parrots!

- Where am I? - You are in my office, Pupa.

Ready...prepare...prepare to die!

It's a pleasure to die killed by you. You are a man, you.

I am so...

Weak, you can do anything what you want from me.

I mean how can I resist?

While you are insensitive to my beauty!

Inse...inse...insensitive? How do you allow yourself?

Big John is not a man compared to you.

Pull the trigger, Turk!

Come on. Drawn.

Drawn !

A shot, straight into my heart who only fights for you.

Pupu... Pupu... Pupu...

Pupa, you... you... must be mine.

To me! Love, from the first day that I saw you,

I loved you, and...I don't care revenge!

- Turcazzo to me. - Turcazzo, me?

- Turcazzo, turcuccio, turquoise. - Love, let's get dirty.

No !

- No. - What do you want ?

The moustache ! I can't have a mustache kiss you with those whiskers.

It tickles me, take them off, turcuzzo.

And I will be yours.

Allow.

- Is it for the funeral? - Yes, yours? - ours ?

Good prayer.

I fear cutting them myself, It might hurt a little.

I only cut you one then?

- Turcuzzo, what am I cutting? - The whole question is there.

- So you keep them, I prefer. - Pupa, you're making me lose my mind.

- It was you who wanted it. - If after without mustache I didn't like you anymore?

- You think ? - I think we'll talk about that another time.

Beard, hair, mustache and a hint of menthol!

- I am allergic ! - The brush.

- How nice. - Excuse me, I was wrong.

And there you have it!

Attention.

Let's go!

It's not too early, I'm all sweaty!

Let's go.

We ask you on the phone, Should I pass you the line?

No, I'm coming.

I'm coming.

- Yes, who is on the phone? - Boss, it's Gianna.

- I said not to call the office. - I managed to escape from the Turk,

- I have the latest information. - See you later, in Central Park.

- Where? - Bow Bridge, it is spelled BOW.

- How do I find you? - I'll be the one to find you.

I will try to take the agent Tarallo.

We will be lightly disguised. Open your eyes. Finished, I cut.

- I'm scared. - Shut up, like 'e shit, like 'e shit.

It's a secret mission, secret mission.

- You will understand ? - Yes, but I'm afraid.

- We must not be recognized. - Okay, but I'm still scared.

- Try to be normal. - How? - Act as if nothing happened, and not a word!

I'll play the mute Sioux.

- But what's happening to you? - Foot !

- Do you want to point out to us? It's a secret mission - Yes.

- We have to lose our track. - For what?

They could have followed us from afar, so we, being cunning sioux, we sell newspapers,

as if nothing had happened and little by little,

we are going to the rallying point and you see if someone is spying on us.

-New York Times! -Mesaggero!

But what “Messaggero”, we are in New York, there are no Italian newspapers.

-New York Times! - Restaurant del Carlino!

Beard ! You are dressed like an Indian and you sell Italian newspapers!

- Panorama. - Panorama.

Hi.

- She smiled at us, she smiled at us. - Did you see that?

The newspaper, please. But it's the one from last week!

- Take this one, then. - It's from last month.

Little runt, make fun of you of a defenseless woman.

- The Italian habit. - And cover your tracks, eh?

It's not my fault.

The way is clear.

Gently.

I'm scared.

Shut up, otherwise I'll take your stuff and I wear them as earrings.

- Now we are going to launch Operation Falcon. - Who ? - Me, you are the real one.

Silence under penalty of death. Understood?

Let's go.

- Where is Gianna? - Silence or I will transform you into a totem. Hide.

We will find her, she is between the 161st parallel north

- and the 270 south parallel. - It's going to be cold ?

It's funny. It's raining and there's sunshine.

You see, this is America, It's only here that this kind of thing happens,

- America is a big country. - I know.

If America is so great, he couldn't pee anywhere else!

- Idiot! - Get down, American!

- He pisses harder. - Let's go!

It's Gianna.

- One moment, it's possible that it's her. - Yes.

Possible it's a spy with Gianna's ass. You have to be sure of that.

- Go. - Yes, I am an Indian.

It's her, I recognized her delicate hand.

But shut up! Ameute the whole neighborhood, you idiot!

The phone, press operation number seven.

- Where are the telephones? - Telephones.

- They are here. - shut up, if the police sees us, they will arrest us!

Give me the phone, you go this way, I the other.

I mean, you over here and me over here, synchronize.

Where are you? We don't hear anything!

No ? Give me that.

You hear ? He spits on me...

What technique do these Americans use? so modern. You hear me ?

Okay, boss.

Wait, Gianna, the movie, the film.

- You hear me? Where is the movie? - The film?

- Answer - Where? - I look for.

- What are you doing, stupid? - I look for.

- Where is he? - I lost it in Turkish. - She lost it at the Turk's house.

Without this film, I have no proof. I'll have to release Pupa and 15 homicides.

I have a fantastic idea for grab the two strips together.

- Any idea? - Yes.

If we brought the two bands together in the same place, a ship.

A plane! I have a Dakota in a small airfield.

- Gorgeous. - Yes, but think about it.

- How can I incriminate them? without the film? - I will recover the photographs

- and I will give them to you at the end of the operation. - Thank you Atkinson,

I'm going back to HQ.

- Take that. Hi Alvaro. -Gianna!

- If they see you, they will kill you. - No, I'm going to phone the Turk

to have an appointment with him, you warned Big John that I managed to free myself

- and I'm waiting for him at the Butterfly Park. - So I'm the target!

- But you are Joe 15 Homicides, play the role! - That's you who said it.

Mammamia Lumumba!

- Allow me. - Between.

- I can enter? - Yes, please.

What game are you playing, Pupa?

Why do you want this date? after running away like this?

There is only one date so I can come without getting shot.

I had to tell Big John that I go out shopping.

The moustache !

- You cut your mustache. - Yes. - In my opinion ?

Yes yes. Coco... coco... what am I like?

Even...

- Better, I hope? - No, worse.

Don't worry, you can wear a hairpiece.

- Why did you come back? What are you hiding? - Me...

I'm not hiding anything at all.

On the contrary, I show

- Who did this to you? -Big John got me released, but he beat me.

- What an imbecile. - When I told him that you are a gentleman.

- You really think ? - Yes.

I don't want to hear from him anymore.

Yes, I...I'm very happy.

But... Coco... how can I believe you?

I wouldn't have come back.

- It's already been twice I risk dying. - Yes.

Coming here, I put my life in your hands.

If Big John finds out, this will be the end for me.

That is true.

But, but... that doesn't prove anything?

- Listen then. - Yes. - I can give you the possibility

to put an end to Big John, That's proof, eh.

He's in trouble with the police and he wants to leave.

He will take a plane, an old one Dakota who will carry all his drugs.

- You could take it from him. - How and where?

The plane is at Long Island Airport. You and your men put themselves in the crates,

and at the right time you can double it.

And tutu... tutu... will you be mine?

- I will be yours, with or without a mustache. - Att...Att...

Wait Pupa, I agree with everything, but...

- give me an advance. - I have no money.

What money ? A head start on you.

Love. What a beautiful thigh.

But that...

What is this ?

- Dye? - I have to go, Big John must be looking for me.

- So yes. - I will be yours for life.

All the life.

Doggie...doggie...doggie..

All the life.

It's here.

What ? They have funny cheerleaders.

They are there, Mamy.

Quickly. Go hide.

But where is Pupa?

Big John. Big John!

- I am here. - Pupa!

-Gianna! Gia... She's already here, Pupa. - Let's go.

Pupa!

- Pupa to me, what did you get? -Big John.

I hid because I was afraid of the Turk's men.

The Turk's men again? Tell me everything, what did he do to you?

What he hurt me.

- Mias luckily I won't see him anymore. - Never again.

They say he wants to leave.

Leave ? And where does he want to go?

He has the police on his ass, he took a plane,

- take all the drugs, and leaves. - Drugs ?

- Have you heard when and where he wants to go? - I heard that too.

- Why are you asking me that? - For what. She's still stupid.

Because I have an idea. We're going to hide on the plane and they will be trapped, did you understand why?

- You're a genius, Big Johnuzzo. - You heard ? A genius.

- A genius. - Hands off.

15 homicides, go throw away a look around.

- I want to try. - What are you doing, go ahead!

Yes Boss.

No boss, we didn't manage to get them to confess.

But so they don't get bored.

Found them a little job for the police charity party.

Yes boss, we are on the verge to catch both strips at the same time.

No, we haven't succeeded yet because we had lost the film.

Yes, I'm an asshole.

I say, I know, I'm an asshole!

Did you hear? I'm an asshole.

It's your fault, understand?

After everything I've done.

After all I have invented with my brain,

being called an asshole.

This machine that doesn't work.

Works! Works!

- Allow me? Allow me? - Go for it.

Very good.

Go quickly !

Come on !

Hurry up!

The scale.

Come on, hurry up.

Hurry up.

- Go quickly. - I have corns on my feet.

I do not care !

- Quickly ! - Why are we running so fast?

We must arrive before the Turk, to surprise them.

- Are we all here? All ? - Yes.

Well, Igor, I don't know.

How many boxes they have already loaded here,

now they will serve us, hide.

- that... let's hide. - Do it!

Come on.

Follow me, slowly, slowly.

- How funny. - Silence.

This way. Come.

Gianna, Gianna, the operation is going to fail!

The pilot is not coming, he is broken femur, here is the telegram,

- What are we doing ? - Don't worry, I'll pilot.

- How ? - I will pilot.

My God, what a woman you are.

In the meantime, here is the film, get it developed.

Wonderful!

She knows how to fly too, which genius, we are saved thanks to you.

Hello boss.

The Turk has not yet arrived, It's better like that.

Look at all the merchandise that he wanted to take with him.

But we are here. We will welcome them with all honors.

- We can say that we are lucky. - For what ?

I didn't know you had also did the flying school.

- Who told you that? - You said it.

- Me ? I have never flown a plane of my life. - No?

Quick, come here.

- Stop. Carry this roll to develop immediately. - Yes sir.

Go!

What is it for?

- Alvaro, I started it. - But you're going to make it fly?

Picciotti, let's be on our guard, let's hide in the crates.

It's time to stop this Turkish bastard!

- Who called me? - Damn, the Turk betrayed us!

- I succeeded, he is moving. - Too happy !

- Yeah, I'm scared! - Now what should I do?

In American movies they shoot this thing with the name of the broom thing...

- The stick ! - It's a handle, Alv�.

I shoot.

Watch out, shoot, shoot!

-Gianna! - Keep calm, watch as am I driving well? - I see that.

Gianna? Gianna, can you hear me? Do you hear me ?

Gianna, it's Mac Caron, can you hear me?

- Should I go up again? - If you go up again, we are going to meet the Eternal Father.

They don't hear me, There's no communication, Gianna!

By a hair's breadth!

Gianna, what are you doing?

- the mou... - How soft?

- It's my mustache! - Dirty Turk!

- Sleep... mimi... - Fafa!

- But who is the pilot? - I will...

I will see.

- Gianna? Gianna, can you hear me? - Hello, this is Amicucci.

- I made contact. - did you have the film developed?

Everything is ok, Gianna, don't worry about it.

The film is being developed, so we can corner them.

- I would like to see their faces! - Don't worry, it's clear to them!

- Alvaro, you... - Let go of the coconuts...coconuts...

Drop the controls!

They unmasked them, Gianna, hold on !

Hold on, Gianna!

You? Whore !

- Whore ! - Me, whore?

I lost contact, I'm calling HQ.

Hello, boss, Mac Carons here, the asshole.

Have you received the film? Get it developed

and come straight to the airport from Long Island. Yes, the little one.

- They're popo... police! - He means chickens!

No pity for the chickens!

- Whore ! - Whore ! - The two of us made peace.

- And we're going to Mexico. - No, in Canada. - In Mexico.

- We are going to Canada. - In Mexico. - In Canada.

Calm down, we are police officers!

- Yes, quickly. - Course !

- In Canada! - In Mexico! - Excuse me, the exit?

In Canada !

- Álvaro! - Let me in, I don't have a parachute!

Álvaro!

Fight or die!

Mammamia it's cold!

And now ?

If I jump from here, who knows How long will it take for me to arrive?

I'm plane sick, and even more outside!

- I told you in Mexico! - I told you in Canada!

Don't let them escape!

Good night!

Grazie. Take that! Gianna!

MacCarons, where are you? with the film?

I'm waiting for the photos, the boss is coming with an escort and journalists.

- What's he saying ? - The journalists are waiting for us,

- we are famous! - Thank God.

This is our big moment celebrity.

What does it mean when is the fuel on the "E"?

Empty, I forgot to refuel. Get off!

- Should we land? - Right away ! - Finished, I'll cut.

Should we land? So it's over for good!

- How do we land? - Pull the handle a little?

Or lower it!

Gianna, what are you doing?

Shoot, shoot!

Fuck you!

Finally here you are!

Hurry up, come and see the scoop of the century!

Take photos.

Public dangers Number one and two, I took them!

You didn't want to talk, but I managed to corner them, take a photo!

Photograph Mac Carons, the genius of the century.

- Boss. come to see. -Here is your masterpiece,

You should speak up, Above all, avoid making stupid statements.

Look at how they are destroyed!

- Big Johnuzzo! - Pupa!

- Look at. - What is this ?

You will no longer be able to say that I'm an asshole this time.

Asshole and imbecile, Will these photos incarcerate them?

Do you see anything? We will be forced to release them.

I must apologize to you, This is an unfortunate misunderstanding.

An unfortunate misunderstanding! I'm suing you for abuse of power! !

It fifi... It fifi... it fifi?

- It will end up in front of the Judge! - Before the judge !

Let's go!

- My Big Johnuzzo! - But what are you doing ?

She has to kiss me!

- Inspector! You can come? -Gianna!

- It's me. - It's you !

What a waste, everything is a failure You did everything to ruin my plan.

- My career is ruined. - What are you going to do?

It's funny, mine are successful.

I gave it away this morning, too bad let this paperwork hide my chest!

- Look! - Let me see.

- Well done Alve. - Madonna, but who is she?

- We read everything, the first and last name. - They are built like a rat!

Quickly, let's run away!

Stop them, let's catch them, quickly!

Let me pass, 15 homicides! I'm taking the car!

- I found you. - Leave me ! Go away!

- There is no place! - Quick quick!

They escape, quickly, let's catch them!

- Start the car, come on! - Leave me alone!

Take me with you, little Italian!

I know the area, taking from behind we arrive at my heliport.

- We will go to Mexico! - I said Canada!

You're breaking my balls.

Hey, where are you going! The barrier, I have to call management.

Hello Mr. Engineer, a car has entered in the career... Here's another one!

- Stop it, you idiot! - How ? - Get in front!

- I put myself in front but they don't want not stop. - But what are you doing here?

- I'll pass you the engineer. - Give me his sister instead!

- Did you stop them? - I swear, I tried. - You're fired!

Don't worry, the FBI will buy a brand new one.

Did you see, Pupa? I sow them.

Alvé, stay seated!

- My legs! - Go for it. - Leave me alone!

- Commissioner... - Shut up.

- Get into them! - Let me go! !

- They're hot on our heels! - Where do they come from?

Assassins!

- Whore ! - What manners!

I'm not giving up!

- My stomach ! - Be careful.

- They're still there. - I can't lose them.

Traitor!

- Be careful, you have to corner them, Gianna. - Me too.

Holy Gennaro!

- No, Gianna! - My legs !

- Enough, enough! - Get out!

- We are going ? - Are you surrendering?

Do you see? My plan worked, shout: Long live the police!

- Long live the police! - Stronger. - Long live the police!

- Even stronger. - Vivi...vivi...

- Finally. - Long live the police.

I've been walking around with it for years handcuffs full of pockets,

I managed to get them to you, band of miserable assassins!

- We won? - Yes, we are the best!

- I feel like a giant. - Were you thinking of escaping the great MacCarons?

and there you have it, American handcuff, two-seater.

- Treasure. - he's still here!

- Even her! I leave ! - He’s beautiful, he’s mine!

- I'm fed up, I'm leaving. - Love !

- Alvaro, you are big! - What does he have that I don't have?

I am tall, handsome and brave, I have defeated the New York underworld,

I'm better than Grendizer!

That's it, he wants all the merit for himself.

He thinks that we can't hold a candle to him. Especially now!