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Tray:
I spent 15 years in prison.
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Now I'm on the outside.
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Second chances
are a beautiful thing.
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Tray:
Excuse me. Where's your line
for business loans?
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Right this way, sir.
May I have some
of this candy?
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Oh, oh!
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[ Glass shatters ]
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What kind of loan
are you here for?
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I'm here
for a food truck loan.
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Really?
That's a coincidence.
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I'm here for a loan
for a food truck, too.
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Actually, it's my third.
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I specialize in
molecular gastronomy.
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Right, right, right.
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Do you know what that is?
Some of it.
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[ Laughs ]
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It's the manipulation
of chemical
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and physical interactions
with ingredients.
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This truck's gonna be
all ethnic street foods.
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Yeah,
it's Oaxaca Wonders.
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So, this is Hispanic food
for people who hire Hispanics?
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Something like that, yeah.
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Three trucks?
Yeah.
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You must have F'd it up
the first two times, huh?
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Don't even worry about it,
my dude.
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When I get my trucks
up and running,
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I'ma show you
how it's supposed to be done.
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I got 25 years
of selling experience.
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I keep a customer base
satisfied, you know what I mean?
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Woman: Mr. Cherry?
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That's me.
Good luck.
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Damn. You getting
a food truck loan or a Ph.D.?
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First impressions and
presentation are everything.
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♪♪
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As chairman of the restoration
committee,
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I am thrilled to bring back
this cherished rink to Brooklyn.
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Come on, look alive, y'all.
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As a kid, On a Roll
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was one of my favorite places
to gather with my friends.
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Oh, you don't know how dope
it is to see
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Shay up there doing
her Michelle Obama impression.
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It is inspiring.
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That's just mom.
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No, no.
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That's only because
you know her like this.
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I remember when she was
so broke, in her crib,
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her TV had two channels --
on and off.
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Yeah,
slept in her car one time.
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Wow. If she could do it,
I know I could do it.
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-Whoo!
-Shay, Shay!
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Come on. Your mom.
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And without further ado,
I want to declare
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On a Roll officially open!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Let's go, Brooklyn!
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[ Hip-hop music playing ]
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Thank you so much.
We appreciate it.
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Can we go now?
Are you kidding?
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You guys
didn't even skate yet.
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My feet are tired
just from walking here.
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Boy, are you serious?
We was only three blocks away.
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Can we hang out at Starbucks
until you're done?
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Aw, hell, no!
Oh, come on!
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Tray: Have some respect.
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Your mother's saving
a Brooklyn landmark here, okay?
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On a Roll is as Brooklyn
as Brooklyn can be.
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This rink
is so important to us.
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It -- it basically raised
half of Brooklyn.
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Did you know
each other then?
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Aw, man, not yet.
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I would have pulled her
like a hamstring,
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but I didn't know her yet.
You know what I'm saying?
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Thank God because y'all
would be 25
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instead of 15,
ya know what I'm saying?
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Shay know
what I'm saying?
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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But this place right here
gave me my first taste
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of hard-working
responsibility.
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I made head skate guard
in no time.
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Now, I didn't work here, but I
put in work with my skate crew.
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We called ourselves
the BK Shortyz.
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It was Ce-Ce, my bestie Turtle,
me and my girl, Regina.
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[ Whistle blows ]
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BK Shortyz in full effect!
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Let's get it!
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Shay: We would challenge other
teams to skate-offs.
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They were like dance battles,
but on skates.
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There was always some other crew
trying to take our crown.
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Now, let's see what the honeys
got to offer!
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Shay: They come out, doing their
little tricks and moves,
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but they didn't
have nothing on us
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because at the end of the day,
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if we couldn't out-skate you --
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Let's get these bitches!
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♪♪
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[ Roars ]
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[ Whistle blowing ]
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Shay Boogie?
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Shay Boogie!
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Lisa "Turtle" Johnson!
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[ Both screaming ]
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Girl!
What up, mama?
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Oh, I missed you so much.
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You look so good.
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Girl, you look so good.
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-These are my kids.
-Aww.
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Yeah, and you know Tray.
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Mm-hmm.
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[ Laughs ]
Oh, God.
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I see you still rolling with
the Michelin Man in blackface.
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-Girl.
-I told you, I'm posted up.
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No, he's here for the kids.
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I'm in post position.
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But your ears
must be burnin'
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because I was just telling
them about the BK Shortyz!
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Unh-unh.
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I wonder what the other girls
are up to.
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I see them heifers
all the time.
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We were just as Ce-Ce baby
christening last Sunday.
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Huh?
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Is that "FOMO" I'm reading
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on your perfectly beat face,
Miss America?
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'Cause you ain't missin'
nothing.
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I seen your Facebook.
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I know you more Shay Bougie
and less Shay Boogie these days.
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Girl, please.
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I am still the same ol'
Shay Boogie.
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You want
to exchange numbers?
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Why don't we just get all
the girls together tonight,
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and we party like
it's 1999, damn it.
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Okay!
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I think there might be a little
Shay Boogie left up in there.
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It's 100% Shay Boogie
up in here.
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Yo, Shannon!
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The kids said they want some
Nobu sushi for lunch.
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They said it's fancy
and mad expensive.
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I assume you're gonna pay for it
because you know
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I ain't got
that kind of dough.
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[ Laughs ]
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Bitch, then this dude took
a number two on the 2 train.
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We call that a double deuce.
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Stop!
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That happens all the time.
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Ooh, ooh, can you turn that up?
Turn that up!
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Y'all remember
that skate battle in 1996?
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[ Laughter ]
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5, 6, 7, 8.
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[ All grunting ]
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♪♪
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Ooh, ooh.
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Cellphone ring ]
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His first night alone
with the baby.
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Sir,
can you turn that down?
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Hey, honey.
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No, you cannot kill the baby
by burping him too much.
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Okay, bye.
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I love that man to death,
but he is so damn dumb.
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[ Laughter ]
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That's too bad, Ce-Ce,
because my boo,
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Greg, he smart as hell.
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-For real?
-He a sweetie, too.
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Ohh.
That's sweet.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh. I got this.
No arguments at all.
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I'm taking care of this.
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Thank you, girl.
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Y'all,
let me call my husband.
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He limited.
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Ooh, bathroom.
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Thanks again, girl,
because you know my money tight
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as one-day-old braids.
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[ Laughs ]
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I know you don't know
nothing about that.
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I do know about that --
the one-day-old braids.
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You know what?
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My job is hiring a temp,
so why don't you go ahead
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and e-mail me
your résumé,
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and I'll put in a good
word for you.
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For real?
Mm-hmm.
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Boogie,
that would be so dope.
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[ Laughs ]
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Whoo!
You the real MVP for real.
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[ Laughs ] Yes.
Thank you.
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Okay, but don't actually call
any of those references.
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You'll just get my brother
Dwain.
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He got a nice,
white phone voice,
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and that nigga
owe me a favor.
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Oh, okay.
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Looking good, kid.
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You think this suit says,
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"You should give me a loan
for a food truck"?
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Yes.
"'Cause I'm
a responsible dude."
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Yes, cuzzo.
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You looking like a CEO,
you know what I'm saying?
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And I'm
your assistant CEO.
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And I'ma tell you
something.
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I'm with you through thick
and thin.
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[ Cellphone chimes, moans ]
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Oh, I gotta go, cuzzo.
Oh, yeah.
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I got me a jump-off, and she
throwing up the bat-signal.
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Look at that.
Bobby, you can't leave me
hanging, man.
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You my ride and
my emotional support.
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Mm!
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I can't come because I'm
with my cousin today.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
You owe me this.
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Look at this. She got a friend.
Do you see that?
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Ooh!
She got a -- yes.
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Man, I can get a loan
for a food truck later, man.
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That's what I'm talking about.
Come on.
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Oh, shit!
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No, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
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I'm doing what's right.
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You can't touch an OWL.
What is an OWL?
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An Old White Lady.
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It's okay.
I'm gonna help you, okay?
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You fell down.
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Where do you live?
I'm gonna take you home.
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I don't know.
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Just leave her
where you found her.
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Like a half-eaten burrito?
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No.
Bobby, get the car.
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What are you talking about?
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Bobby, get the car!
Okay.
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Shay: Here's our new
spring collection which I like
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because it's very flowy
and --
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Here, girl,
your veggie burger.
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Thank you, Lisa.
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Amy,
you had the masala bowl,
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and you had
the supergreens salad.
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Okay.
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Did you get something
for yourself?
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Oh, I kind of didn't know
lunch was covered,
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so I just brought
something in.
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Just leftovers.
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Catfish and corn bread.
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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You know what?
Do you got enough to split?
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You know I got you, girl.
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Good.
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It's good, right?
Yes, girl. Mm.
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Boogie, I hope I didn't
embarrass you back there.
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Turtle, do you know
how relieved I am
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to finally have someone I could
relate to on the same level?
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It's not a lot of us
up in here.
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I don't even know
why I do this job.
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I should be designing
fashion shows on major runways
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in Milan doing me,
living my best life.
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I feel you, girl.
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Lisa. You all right?
[ Exhales sharply ]
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What's going on?
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00:10:10,411 --> 00:10:12,945
Greg broke up with me.
253
00:10:12,947 --> 00:10:15,347
I don't understand
what happened.
254
00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:17,482
He just flipped.
255
00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:23,221
And he's already posting pics
with him and his side chick.
256
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:27,960
[ Voice breaking ]
And it's already got 173 likes.
257
00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:29,762
Fuck her.
258
00:10:29,764 --> 00:10:32,697
And you know what really
pisses me off, Boogie?
259
00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:39,437
He said that he's keeping the
couch that we bought together.
260
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,105
[ Sobbing ]
261
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:44,376
Go ahead and let it out.
Come on, let it out, boo-boo.
262
00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:46,178
Let it out.
263
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,048
Why?
Yeah, maybe a little bit softer.
264
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,584
Let it out
a little bit softer.
265
00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:54,186
Whoo.
266
00:10:54,188 --> 00:10:56,521
[ Exhales sharply ]
267
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,256
I think that's it.
268
00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,658
No worries.
269
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:00,993
That's why I'm happy
we're here together.
270
00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:02,727
We can look out
for each other again
271
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:06,598
like we used to,
all right?
272
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,134
You know what?
273
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:11,470
You up to doing
my schedule for me?
274
00:11:11,472 --> 00:11:14,206
Oh. Um, yeah.
275
00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:18,210
Okay, so in-house meeting at
3:00, model fitting at 4:00.
276
00:11:18,212 --> 00:11:20,745
Oh, and erase everything else
from my schedule after that
277
00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:24,483
because tonight, we gonna go
get your couch back, girl.
278
00:11:24,485 --> 00:11:25,884
Oh, hell, yeah.
279
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,619
Mm-hmm.
280
00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:29,822
Tray: Don't worry about it.
We'll take care of you.
281
00:11:29,824 --> 00:11:31,956
We good, we good, we good.
282
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,826
Yo! Open up!
[ Screams ]
283
00:11:33,828 --> 00:11:35,227
Me and Bobby got this old
white woman with us.
284
00:11:35,229 --> 00:11:36,895
Man, we need your help.
-Nope.
285
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,697
What are you doing to me?
No, don't leave!
286
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,432
Come on, son!
287
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,234
Ohh!
288
00:11:42,236 --> 00:11:44,436
Just be cool, okay, all right.
289
00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:46,771
Just look at the pretty
pictures, all right?
290
00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:49,842
I'll be right back, okay.
291
00:11:49,844 --> 00:11:51,776
Tray!
I don't know about this.
292
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,245
Everybody, be cool!
293
00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:56,381
Okay, thank God I watched
10,000 hours of "Law & Order,"
294
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,315
so I basically grew up
295
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,518
in a district attorney's
office, okay?
296
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:00,919
I'm a pro.
297
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,388
The first thing we need to do
is go in her purse
298
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,590
and find out who
this old white lady is.
299
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:09,862
And here is the contents
of said old white lady's purse.
300
00:12:09,864 --> 00:12:11,996
No wallet, no ID.
Damn!
301
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,532
Bobby: Look, somebody already
robbed her.
302
00:12:13,534 --> 00:12:15,267
That mean they gonna really
put this on us.
303
00:12:15,269 --> 00:12:17,135
They ain't putting nothing
no nobody
304
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,871
because look
what's right here.
305
00:12:18,873 --> 00:12:21,806
A Golden Crust packet.
You understand?
306
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,808
That's a Jamaican joint,
so the old white lady
307
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:24,943
loves beef patties.
308
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,811
Interesting.
309
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,346
So what else we got?
310
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,282
Seems like the old white lady's
near some kind of a park.
311
00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:31,884
Check that out, Tray.
Mm-hmm.
312
00:12:31,886 --> 00:12:34,018
That's Prospect Park.
313
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,487
How do you know for sure,
though?
314
00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:36,821
The elm trees.
315
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,357
Prospect Park is the only place
in the city
316
00:12:38,359 --> 00:12:41,560
with elm trees
and wildflower garlic.
Wildflower garlic.
317
00:12:41,562 --> 00:12:43,161
Interesting.
318
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,230
I seen them cups somewhere.
That's in the prison psych ward,
319
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,765
but what's all that
powder stuff on it?
320
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,366
That's pill residue.
321
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,835
Oh, so Mrs. Owl
is a pill popper.
322
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,704
Okay, you know what?
323
00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,306
I got it.
324
00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:56,975
Mrs. Owl is an ex-con
325
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,177
who sells opioids
at a local park
326
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:02,314
and kills Jamaicans
who step in her territory.
327
00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:04,048
Boom, bip, that's the theory
to beat.
328
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,584
That's the theory to beat
right there.
329
00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:08,653
Gentlemen, I recognize this
at the nursing home
330
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:09,922
that my grandmother's in.
331
00:13:09,924 --> 00:13:11,590
Lydia, because
she got hairy legs,
332
00:13:11,592 --> 00:13:14,392
so she bring me down there
to lotion her legs up
333
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,862
so the hair lay down flat
on her knee caps and thighs.
334
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:18,997
Mm, she sound sexy as hell.
335
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,399
Hey, back off, kid!
336
00:13:20,401 --> 00:13:23,402
So, so, so how do we find
this nursing home?
337
00:13:23,404 --> 00:13:24,603
Easy!
338
00:13:24,605 --> 00:13:27,272
We just triangulate
the locations we have here.
339
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,673
We are looking
for a nursing home
340
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,009
near Golden Crust
near Prospect Park.
341
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,477
Case closed, cuzzo.
Science!
342
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,280
Bravo!
Science! Science, yeah.
343
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,082
Nigga, science?
You just wrote "interesting"
over and over again.
344
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,683
It was interesting to me.
345
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,553
No, no, no, no, no!
No!
346
00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:44,423
Mrs. Owl!
347
00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:46,024
All right, we get Lisa's couch,
and we out.
348
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,492
Copy.
Copy.
349
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,027
Lisa, you got the key?
I know where he keep it at.
350
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,629
Okay, Ce-Ce,
you keep lookout.
351
00:13:50,631 --> 00:13:52,697
Regina, me and you, we gonna
carry the couch to your car.
352
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:53,698
Bet.
All right.
353
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,634
[ Glass shatters ]
354
00:13:55,636 --> 00:13:57,902
Lisa!
You all right?
355
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,371
Hey!
356
00:13:59,373 --> 00:14:01,974
Come on, BK Shortyz,
let's do this!
357
00:14:01,976 --> 00:14:04,042
[ Laughs ]
358
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,377
What happened to the key?
359
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:08,046
Girl, key is to brick
as brick is to key.
360
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,915
Is that a riddle?
What's up?
361
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,317
What, you scared?
362
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,987
Hell, naw.
[ Laughs ]
363
00:14:14,989 --> 00:14:18,090
Shay Boogie is in
full effect, baby.
364
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,394
Come on, come on.
Let's hurry.
365
00:14:22,396 --> 00:14:24,062
Right here, right here.
We gonna get this sucker.
366
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:27,131
Oh, yeah, we gonna rob this --
wait a minute.
367
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:30,803
One, two -- okay.
This is so nice.
368
00:14:30,805 --> 00:14:32,604
Who is his interior decorator?
369
00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:34,473
Is that a Mika Marchay?
-Okay!
370
00:14:34,475 --> 00:14:36,141
I bid on this!
371
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,942
Hey, Boogie, focus.
372
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,211
Okay, all right, all right.
373
00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:43,081
But hey, I thought you said
this was a couch.
374
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,416
It is a couch.
375
00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:46,351
But it looks like
a sofa to me.
376
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,687
It's a couch, whatever.
Come on, just lift it.
377
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:52,491
If you say so.
Okay, one, two, three.
378
00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:54,226
Ooh, shit.
379
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,028
Okay, all right,
all right.
380
00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:57,362
That way, that way.
That way.
381
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,563
Go, go, go.
Watch the table.
382
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,098
Watch the table,
watch the table.
383
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,433
-Ahh!
-Oh, shit!
384
00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:04,302
Ow! Ow!
385
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,239
Turtle!
Is this guy married?
386
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:09,908
I told you he was messing
with some other chick.
387
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,244
Are you serious?
What?
388
00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:14,513
Turtle, if he's married,
you're the other chick.
389
00:15:14,515 --> 00:15:16,915
I been with him just as long
as she has, okay?
390
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,184
#ItsComplicated.
391
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,785
Oh, my God.
392
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,122
Shit.
Who is this?
393
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:28,060
Does Greg have a son
that's in a wheelchair?
394
00:15:28,062 --> 00:15:30,729
That motherfucker scored
18 points a game.
395
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:32,397
He lead a full life.
396
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,932
Lisa, you ain't shit.
397
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,600
Can you get back on your post?
398
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,135
Just tell me the truth,
Turtle.
399
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,071
Did you even
buy this couch?
400
00:15:39,073 --> 00:15:41,674
I was with him
when he bought it.
It's the same thing.
401
00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:44,076
You mean when he bought it
for his wife and his child
402
00:15:44,078 --> 00:15:45,277
that's in a wheelchair?
403
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,879
Lisa, you ain't shit.
404
00:15:46,881 --> 00:15:48,747
He hurt me, okay?
405
00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:52,350
Now, can we please move
this motherfucking couch?
406
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,018
Ooh!
407
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,287
What the hell
is going on?
408
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:56,955
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
409
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:59,157
Lisa, you crazy bitch.
410
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,694
I told you I was making things
work with my family.
411
00:16:01,696 --> 00:16:04,496
Wait, wait, this is her?
412
00:16:04,498 --> 00:16:06,365
Greg, you have got
to be kidding me.
413
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:08,967
It's not enough that you've been
sleeping with this ratchet girl,
414
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,635
now you brought her sad,
dingy,
415
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,370
ratchet-ass friends
up in my house?
416
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,038
Uhh, you got a right
to be pissed,
417
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,508
but there ain't no need of you
calling us out our names.
418
00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:17,842
Oh, no, no, no.
419
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,245
I don't need an etiquette lesson
from a damn burglar.
420
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,580
Get outta my house!
Okay!
421
00:16:21,582 --> 00:16:23,782
Damn it, Lisa,
bringing all this drama.
422
00:16:23,784 --> 00:16:25,918
What?
Your wife the one turning up.
423
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:26,985
Oh, I'm turning up?
424
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,386
You broke into my house,
425
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,455
tried to steal my sofa
and my husband.
426
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,124
See,
I told you it was a sofa.
427
00:16:32,126 --> 00:16:33,458
I knew it was a sofa.
428
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,726
You know what --
Shut the fuck up, bitch!
429
00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:37,061
Are you kidding me?
All up in my house?
430
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,330
-Ow!
-You rude!
431
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:40,065
Are you kidding me?
432
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,466
Don't be handing me shit!
433
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,535
Come on!
How about this?
434
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,071
[ All gasps ]
435
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,741
Oops, I just broke
your dinosaur tooth.
436
00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:50,275
This is bananas.
437
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,344
I'm calling the police.
I'm calling the police.
438
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:54,012
We ain't scared
of no police.
439
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,014
I'm a little scared
of the police.
440
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,951
Greg, I'm better than this.
I'm done.
441
00:16:58,953 --> 00:17:01,286
You know, you can just sleep
with this raggedy bitch
442
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,621
for all I care.
I don't care.
443
00:17:02,623 --> 00:17:04,823
I'm done.
I'm done.
444
00:17:04,825 --> 00:17:06,691
Baby, please.
445
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,826
[ Door slams ]
446
00:17:07,828 --> 00:17:09,894
Damn.
447
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,230
I love you, Greg.
448
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,166
Lisa, you ain't shit.
449
00:17:14,168 --> 00:17:19,838
♪♪
450
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,440
That's for the window.
451
00:17:21,442 --> 00:17:24,309
♪♪
452
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:25,978
Woman:
Orderly with a wheelchair...
453
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:27,445
Would you just be cool?
454
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,847
The dude said he was gonna
come back.
455
00:17:28,849 --> 00:17:30,849
Yeah, he gonna be right back
with the cops.
456
00:17:30,851 --> 00:17:33,251
Will you just take a breath
and relax?
457
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,519
You're making me nervous.
All right.
458
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,188
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
459
00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:38,723
I'm sorry.
460
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,925
Wow.
461
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:45,330
I can't believe people just
throw people away like that.
462
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,399
You know something?
463
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:50,268
I would never let that happen
to you, Bobby.
464
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,404
Never.
465
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:54,306
Thank you, cuzzo.
466
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,076
This the time when you're
supposed to make
467
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,479
the same promise to me,
Bobby.
468
00:18:00,481 --> 00:18:01,814
Oh, I can't do that.
469
00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:03,482
You -- you don't take care
of yourself, Traybags.
470
00:18:03,484 --> 00:18:04,817
What?
You don't. You don't.
471
00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:07,820
You -- you probably be
on dialysis or some shit,
472
00:18:07,822 --> 00:18:10,689
and I'm not changing
no grown man's diaper.
473
00:18:10,691 --> 00:18:12,090
That's cold-blooded.
You re--
474
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:15,427
Yeah. Are you the guys here
about Mrs. St. John?
475
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,295
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
476
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,164
Good news.
She does live here.
477
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,299
I told you, "Law & Order" kid.
All right, all right.
478
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,967
You did, you did, you did.
All right, well, look.
479
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:26,238
We got her purse, so you might
want to look for her nearby.
480
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,106
Look for her?
She's here.
481
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,774
Rolled in about an hour ago.
482
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,244
She's a wanderer, but she always
comes back when she's hungry.
483
00:18:32,246 --> 00:18:34,713
You know, I'm really sorry
about this.
484
00:18:34,715 --> 00:18:36,515
I hope we don't have
to call the police.
485
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,250
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Totally unnecessary.
486
00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:40,185
Absolutely not.
487
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,386
Awesome.
488
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,788
Mrs. St. John
is a bit of a klepto.
489
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:44,923
What?
490
00:18:44,925 --> 00:18:47,726
You guys wouldn't happen to know
a Jayson Watkins?
491
00:18:47,728 --> 00:18:49,794
That's Jaybird.
I'll take that.
492
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,731
Oh, get your hands off me,
you black bastard!
493
00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:54,533
Ohh.
494
00:18:54,535 --> 00:18:57,402
That old white lady
got issues.
495
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,071
Did she touch you, too?
496
00:18:59,073 --> 00:19:00,339
What?!
497
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,145
[ Exhales sharply ]
[ Doorbell rings ]
498
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,815
Oh, wow.
You got some nerve.
499
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,350
Before you say anything
or call the police,
500
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,753
I know I look like
a crazy person coming back here,
501
00:19:14,755 --> 00:19:18,290
but I feel really terrible about
what we did the other night.
502
00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:21,226
And I just couldn't help
but to notice
503
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:25,029
how beautiful your sofa was as
I was trying to steal it.
504
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,099
And then -- and then as I was
thinking about that,
505
00:19:27,101 --> 00:19:29,434
I was, like,
"Shannon, you know what?
506
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,370
You need to apologize
for that."
507
00:19:31,372 --> 00:19:34,239
I just -- I just wanted to say
I'm sorry,
508
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,575
and so I got you
this beautiful
509
00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:39,177
matching throw pillow
to go with your sofa.
510
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,580
I thought it'd be
a nice accent.
511
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:43,315
Just leave it there.
512
00:19:43,317 --> 00:19:47,852
♪♪
513
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,854
I know I was wrong for being up
in your house,
514
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,990
but I just ran into one
of my old homegirls,
515
00:19:51,992 --> 00:19:53,926
and I kind of got caught up
in pretending
516
00:19:53,928 --> 00:19:55,794
to be somebody
that I'm not anymore.
517
00:19:55,796 --> 00:19:57,862
And -- and you know,
I just used to be
518
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,664
so much fun,
and I used to turn up.
519
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,866
You remember being,
like, wild and crazy
520
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,669
before you had kids and before
you get married and all that?
521
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:08,673
So, I should have just stopped
at the "I'm sorry." I'm sorry.
522
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,342
I should have never been
in your home like that,
523
00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:14,879
and I totally understand if you
don't ever want to talk to me,
524
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,483
but girl,
your taste is good.
525
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,620
You got really good taste,
but I'm --
526
00:20:21,622 --> 00:20:23,555
Can you get off
my property?
527
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,089
I'm s-- I'm really sorry.
I apologize.
528
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,825
Okay, thank you.
529
00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:37,502
♪♪
530
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:40,372
What the hell
was I thinking?
531
00:20:40,374 --> 00:20:42,374
[ Sighs ]
532
00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:52,050
♪♪
533
00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:54,820
♪♪
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