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In the summer of 2014,

the Internet protest group Humans Against Tyrants Everywhere

went into the woods of Devils Lake Park.

They did not return.

Data retrieved from the scene is arranged

in chronological order.

# Everything around me became suddenly unreal

# As if in a dream

# One two three four,

# Through me you will have ruled the world,

# But I will rule the universe

# Come for me come for me come for me eh

# Come for me come for me come for me come for me eh

# Here are the thrill-seekers, corrupt and immoral

# Time is running out for the planet Earth

This city does not give a shit about its minorities;

we're good enough to clean up your shit

and take care of your kids, but when something

happens to one of ours, when one of ours dies,

nobody cares, and this is what I think of that.

- Fuck Whitey.

Fuck the media.

Fuck the lies.

The oppression and the bullshit.

Fuck the system.

- The mayor's office has no comment;

what can be done is being done.

Nothing more to say on this subject, stop filming me,

I have nothing to say to you.

- Fuck the Man and his patriarchal bullshit.

- Carmen Vasquez, abducted July 17,

Latisha Watson, abducted July 23rd,

Martina Desoto, abducted August third,

Antonio de Jesus, abducted August 10th.

Salvaged erased video files,

retrieved from Diego Foster hard drive.

- Why the fuck do I have to wear a yellow one?

Makes me look like a pussy; I hate yellow.

- Just read the fucking statement, Larry.

- Great, now you got to edit that part out

because you said my name.

- Of course we're going to edit this part out,

it has all your Goddamned whining on it.

- Come on Babe, use your intimate voice.

- Okay, just give me a minute.

H A T E, manifesto.

Larry's closeup, take one.

And, action.

- I fucking hate Larry because he's a fucking

self-centered asshat, I can't fucking stand him.

Not to mention that he's a fucking actor.

Now I need Linda, and I need Diego,

but I could do without that asshat Larry,

I just can't fucking stand him.

- Holy shit, that can't be right.

- Oh yeah, we have a fucking audience.

- 5,000 hits, no way!

- Oh, sh sh sh, I want to see my part.

Wait wait, I did this whole thing on solidarity,

and the bullshit lines for the press,

it was fucking epic.

- Yeah I fucking cut it.

- You cut it? - Babe, you were great, okay?

It's not the size of the role, it's the size

of the fight in the dog, right?

- I guess.

- Hey, you wanna go do it with our masks on?

You know that I like it when we get kinky.

- Oh, fucking actors.

- Yo, fucking Diego, yeah fuck you,

us actors are the ones that make the story.

Without us all you got is a bunch of talking heads.

I love being an actor, and we're the fucking stars.

Bunch of bullshit facts.

- Bye bye. - Finally.

- Okay, let's refresh and see how

many people are watching now.

And, action!

# I got my bling on, you don't know who I am.

# But I'm Dominican, and my name is Nina

# I'm gonna meet you, check out my bling

# Check out my bling

I know what people want; they want a narrator,

and that narrator is me, and I know that I can give

them more, but I just need to figure out

what that is; I know, blood, right,

but like real blood and like real bodies

and I can't fucking stand actors so

obviously we got to assess that situation.

I don't know I just feel like they need

someone to follow, like you know,

if oh, if I found like a boogeyman figure,

that would be fucking great, because

then that would be really awesome,

and I just, then they would like follow me.

I'm pretty sure that's what would happen, I just need

something smart- - Nina, Nina!

- What?

- Holy shit, Nina, there's a fucking guy

getting pummeled back there, come on,

you got to see, it's disgusting, come on.

- He just doesn't understand that it's,

oh, B-role, that's so smart, oh shit hold on.

Oh, he got jacked up!

Oh shit, oh, oh.

Okay right, say, find the missing children.

- What, who do you-

I said find the missing children!

- What do you want?

I said, find them, I said,

oh I know, I know I know, say I love H A T E.

I love H A T E, say it puta, say it!

- I love H A T E.

- Say that you love it, I want more love!

I love H A T E.

- Oh my God, okay, so Diego, you got

to help me figure this out, give me a name of a monster.

- Nina, Nina, we got to go, what are you talking about.

- Give me a name of a monster, you know,

you have Jason, you have, you have the fucking

Leatherface guy, you know, I need a boogeyman, oh fuck!

What was the name of that, that boy scout one,

what the fuck was the name of it?

Oh, I know, Cropsey, say Cropsey lives.

I said fucking say it!

- Cropsey lives, Cropsey lives.

- Oh shit, Nina, cops, we got to go!

Fuck!

We will bring to justice the people responsible

for crimes against humanity.

We, or ours.

- Cropsey is any sort of psychotic killer.

- He's killing our babies; he's taking 'em out in the woods

and doing fucked up things, I don't want to know

what he's doing.

- We will smash the lies perpetrated

by the lying media autocrats.

- Any sort of socially aberrant behavior

can be attributed to this moniker, actually.

Words simply fail me.

- We will not rest until they are found

and the missing kids are returned home.

- Especially when it comes to crimes against children.

Yeah!

# Check this out now

- The devil must have a name.

It helps us sleep at night.

# Hey man,

# Just watch what she do

# Go to her webpage baby

# And click turn on your camera,

# Make sure your batteries are charged too

- We need to find someone that we can

blame for the kids, you know, like

someone that we can fuck up, someone that we can

blame to be Cropsey.

- Can you define fuck up?

Jesus fucking Christ, Larry,

it's just going to be some wino in the woods,

we'll pour some booze on him, slap him around,

you know, get him to say whatever we want,

and then Linda here is going to do a great job

and she's going to pour some blood on the trees,

oh and get some satanic pentagrams on the grass,

oh it's going to be lovely, it's going to be epic.

- Wait, how does this support our agenda, Nina?

How does torturing some drunk in the woods

help bring these kids home?

What're our numbers at, D?

- 47,000, give or take a few thousand, but.

- Dude that's a lot of fucking views.

- It's what the fuck I'm talking about.

- That is a lot of viewers, a lot more

than the media can get to, you know why?

Because we are rock hard bitches, bring it in, guys.

We are getting those kids' faces out there.

We are bringing back their memories.

We're going to get Cropsey, and I'm going to write

a speech for you so when we get out of the car,

we can film, and you can be on camera, okay?

- Uh, okay, do we have to wear the masks?

What?

How am I going to practice on my range?

Oh, uh Nina, we are getting IMDB credits, right?

- Fuck IMBD, Larry, this is not a fucking movie,

this is some real shit!

Amateurs. - You're telling me.

- We believe the man that we are searching for

is the reclusive Cropsey child molester.

We will find him and seek justice, no matter the cost.

Nina is wearing our customized body-cam rig,

and we'll all be recording our interactions

live, so you see exactly what we see; there are no actors

here people, we are 100% real.

We do what others won't, or can't.

- Our base camp will be using direct streaming satellite

phone technology and live-time updating to keep

you posted as we bring to you live our investigation.

- We've also fitted our gear with new

infra red and night vision technology.

Because nothing says here we are like movie lights.

Oh, we're going stealth, baby.

We've also placed cameras all around the hunting grounds

that we believe Cropsey to frequent.

Our intel has revealed that Cropsey himself

will present himself if we are diligent.

And we can only pray,

and, well, we can only pray.

Cut.

The children, look at me Larry, the children.

Not our children, do we look like we have

fucking kids?

- No but, you know I like to use our better,

it made it seem more intimate, hmm?

More relatable to me as a character, right?

- You are not a fucking character Larry,

you are a member of an organization,

H A T E, a fierce radical political action group

that has had enough with the one percent and political

corporate America; you are not acting Larry,

you are being.

- Guys guys, let's just do it again,

we're all still rolling, we'll just take it from the top.

- Wait hold on, hold on, because now I've got a question.

Of course you do.

- Yeah, about the motivation of my character.

How did I get to be a member of this group?

And why are we in this forest, and how did we even get here?

And why do Linda's parents hate me so much?

Who the fuck-

And the only reason that you're here, buddy, is because

your girlfriend thought it would be a wonderful

idea to bring you in and I'm actually thinking

that that was a horrible idea.

- And we all share the same political agenda;

I mean we believe in what you're doing and we want to help.

Black and brown get no love from white,

it's terrible and we want to do something about it.

I'm going to go do a poof check, D shut it off.

Aye aye.

- I got it in my eye.

- Will you guys stop laughing?

- God, Nina, cut; ugh, you got that in my pants.

- It tastes like Tootsie Rolls, Nina.

- It does, oh, ew.

- Amateurs!

- I want my Mom. - Shit.

We can't go again, the tent's trashed.

- Now I'm going to have to kill you again.

- Alright Nina, what are we going to do now?

Let me think, let me think.

You know my Dad used to take me here as a child.

- I don't want to be disrespectful or anything

here, Nina, but that's pretty fucked up.

- Yeah, no shit; I think he was just

trying to prove something to me, like you know,

there wasn't anything to worry about or something.

I don't even know if this guy's around here anymore.

Hey, did you-

- Hey. - Hi.

Hey did you bring it?

- Hey, look, you know, why you got to go to the only

black guy here for a gun.

Shh, don't be racist Diego.

- Check it out.

- Alright, put it away, put it away.

Okay guys we're going to stop here

for about, you know, like five minutes or something,

just put our gear down.

Okay I'm going to go check the path ahead,

you know, just see what we're doing.

Anybody want to come with me?

- Kind of want to take five.

No it's fine, no seriously,

does anybody want to come with me.

- Yeah, sure, whatever, I'll come with you.

Thank you.

Fucking A, if Larry says one more fucking thing about his

acting technique I'm going to fucking shove

him in one of these shrubs, I'm going to

shove him in one of these shrubs, I can't stand Larry.

- We're rolling. - What?

Oh, you better scrub this.

Do I look retarded to you?

Woah, Lin; come on, just flash me.

- Ha, are you nuts?

Diego watches these things.

- Yeah, well, it'll probably do him some good.

Guy hasn't got laid in like, forever.

Oh shit, sorry D, but you know that's probably true bro.

Come on, Lin, just like, a little tease.

- Why is it that men must perpetuate the idea

of women as sexual objects solely, hmm?

Are we not more than just tits and ass to you, Larry?

- Don't you appreciate the fact that I have a fucking mind?

- Oh, okay, okay, relax, I'll put it away.

- No no, you want to tape something, here.

Tape this; life in society, being an utter bore,

in that no aspect of society is at all relevant

to women, remains to civic minded, responsible,

thrill-seeking females an imperative to overthrow

the government, eliminate the money system, institute

complete automation and completely eliminate the male sex.

- Yo, hold up, I'm coming, definitely coming.

Hard drive corruption.

Retrieved from Diego Foster hard drive.

# Wanna see what I'm cooking in my kitchen?

# I'm cooking titties, chicken titties.

# You want to see what I'm cooking in my kitchen?

- Hold up, babe. - Come on.

# Chicken titties, y'all

- Come on.

# You wanna see what I'm cooking in my kitchen?

# Ti-ti-titties, chicken titties.

- Babe. - C'mon, babe.

Babe would you hold up?

- Keep up.

# I'm cooking titties.

Stop, stop.

- Come and get me.

# Wanna see what I'm cooking in my kitchen?

Wait, babe.

Larry, Larry, fuck!

Huh, what is it?

Babe hold up, hold up, where the fuck did you go?

Oh, oh?

What is it?

I don't fucking know.

Holy shit, Lin, is that, is that skin?

Holy shit, I think it is.

Woah; hey hey hey, Lin, here here, get a quick picture

of me with this thing, huh?

How you doin', how you doin'?

Linda, Larry!

Where are you guys?

Here, we're over here!

- Hey I got, I got this.

Hey, uh, Diego, Nina, come check out what I found.

You found?

- It's fine, just.

Guys.

- Oh, oh, yes, this is amazing.

Yes!

Oh yes, we should get a really close up of me here,

doing some like, CSI moment, oh that's awesome.

- Wait wait hold up, look, Linda-

- Close up, I said close up.

- I'm A camera, excuse me, I'm A camera.

Why don't you stand over there and just,

don't get in my shot, cool?

- Fuck you, Diego. - Fuck me?

- We all shoot, right, I'm the one that

found this thing, I should be the one to shoot it.

You know I should be the one on camera,

if it wasn't for me none of you guys would know

this thing was fucking here.

- Linda, fuck that, alright?

Nina said I should do all the hero cam stuff,

so why don't you just give it here, thank you,

what a sweetheart, awesome.

- Linda, do you even have your mask?

- What do I need my mask for?

We're not doing anything wrong.

- Larry, I suggest that both of you go get your masks, okay?

And then we'll get together and we'll make it like

a really big thing, okay?

Do I look good?

Yeah, perfect.

- Okay, get me on my left side, that's better.

Awesome.

The fuck is it, Nina?

- I don't know what the fuck it is Larry,

would you go get your mask?

Got it, okay!

- Alright, so we're gonna, oh wait,

hold on one second, hey Linda?

Can you do me a favor and bring some batteries too?

This one's almost out, you're a doll.

- Are you serious, are you serious?

What amateurs do not leave their bricks hot?

- Alright, let's forget about that,

it's okay Nina, we're just going to forget it.

- Breathe, I know, I'm going to breathe.

- Alright, so let me focus, I'm going to pull it in

tight here.

Okay.

We have 100% proof that these satanic rituals

are happening here in these woods,

and we are giving you live, exclusive footage.

Our DNA testing has shown that the skin that's on this,

it dates back all the way up to Jesu Christo,

Jesus Christ, and the blood that you see on here

is slain from pigs and goats.

And the toy, this child's toy that you see here

is proof that we are not alone.

That there is a devil here in these woods,

and my only question is, will we ever

see these children again?

And if we do, what will be left of them?

I can't do this, I'm sorry, I'm going to start crying,

cut please, cut!

Woo.

- Yeah yeah yeah, I got it I got it I got it.

- Carmen, can you please start getting more

blood on there, thanks.

- That bit about the Jesus Christ, was that-

- And I'm not on camera why?

- How am I supposed to explain all the blood?

You a dirty girl, Linda.

Woah, what the fuck, Linda?

- I'm going to go wash up, art department's clear.

- Let me see, ah, we got to wipe that shit off,

that'll stain, very funny Linda.

- Hurry up Diego, how long does it take

to clean a fucking lens?

- Hey Linda, are you decent, I'm coming out.

- Yeah just give me a sec.

Yep, alright.

- Babe, I promise, it didn't stain.

You can't tell at all, you look good.

- Diego, make sure you get this.

You did a beautiful job, oh come on, come back here.

If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't have made it this far.

Linda, Linda, Linda, Linda, Linda, Linda,

Linda, Linda, Linda, woo!

You guys are losers.

- We are going to be fucking stars, y'all.

- Hey, you think it's other campers?

- I don't know why there'd be other campers;

I mean there's nothing special about this place.

- I think we should do a reccy; go up there,

scope it out, go long ones on this shit,

let's see if whoever that is will work.

God, fucking scary, guy is weird.

How much juice you got, Nina?

Full field, how 'bout you?

Same; hey, do you hear that?

Hey, are you guys there?

- Larry, what are you doing, get in your spot,

meet back at basecamp!

Hey!

- Oh, fuck, Linda, who is watching our stuff?

Fucking amateurs!

I thought I called next standup.

We are not doing a standup.

We are doing a reccy.

- Hey, guys, heads up. - Woah.

- I know. - Fuckin' knew it.

- Hey, I get to do the next one, right?

Hey, Larry, lesson for today.

Keep your mouth shut because sound travels in the woods.

Shh!

Maybe he heard us.

Ah, dude, that's rat!

He's perfect.

Oh, he's got a knife.

- You see, let's fucking be prepared

the way I said that we should,

okay, this is what we're going to do.

We're going to chill here for five minutes,

get our shit tight, then we're going to make

a fucking attack.

Huh?

Hey, what do you mean prepared?

- Alright guys, get the lights ready, I want to

scare the crap out of this guy.

Oh, I got a surprise

for him alright.

What are you going to do?

Holy shit, holy shit holy shit!

# Oh, oh, oh, mercy.

- You fuckers ready to be famous?

Surprise motherfucker, woo!

Drop that knife! - Hey, put the knife

down now, you son of a bitch!

In the name of the people of the

United States of America-

We demand you cease your demonic practices

and return the children you've stolen.

- What the fuck, bitch?

Diego, go inside, we believe

that this man has been taking the missing

children that are missing!

Diego, see if there's anybody left inside.

Diego,.

- Shut up bitch, get off my property, all you idiots,

get off my property!

- You can't even kill me you son of a bitch,

you could've fucking hurt her!

- Oh I'll hurt her, I'll hurt that bitch,

you want to play, motherfucker?

We are playing bitch, we are playing.

Diego!

- You'll do what now?

You can suck my black dick, you cracker

eating, baby-raping, cup-chugging fag!

Woo, baby, woo!

Where'd you get that gun, Diego?

- Woo!

- End of feed, you fucking cunt,

you ruined my shot, end of feed!

- Diego what the fuck did you just do?

- I just saved your fucking ass, Larry.

I said, end the-

- Mom, Mom, it's me.

I'm going to make this recording because

I don't get service out here, Mom, I'm in-

I think I'm in trouble; we've hurt somebody.

And I don't know what to do, I think it's only

going to get worse.

Mom I love you.

I don't know what, but I know I got to do something.

Mom I don't want to go to jail for this.

Mom, I just thought that, shit,

I've got to go, someone's coming.

- Yo, Larry, you got all our shit tight?

- Uh, yeah, I just been humping it all day for you, master.

- Alright, first of all never talk like that again.

Second of all, stop whining, and somebody's got to do it.

Now do you want to go inside and prep that please?

- Yeah; hey, Diego? - Yeah?

- Do you think we might want to reconsider

all this? - Are you crazy?

Our numbers are through the roof, man.

I've never seen Google Analytics like this.

Look, we are going to make some serious

cheddar once the monetizing algorithms are in.

I'm talking dollars, baby, dollars.

- I know, it's, but you know, what about the guy?

- Ugh, I know, that dude was fucking insane.

The way he came at the girls, and you?

Insane; look, this shit's going to go viral,

man, I'm telling you, especially once I slow it down,

add some music and effects to this shit.

Nina's got this great idea about

cross-cutting his freak out with the pictures

of the dead kids, but I'm, you know what.

- But Diego, you know, we don't even know

that these guys had anything to do with that.

I mean we don't know jack shit.

- Exactly; that's the best fucking part, man,

this shit's all make believe.

Guy's a fucking wino, he's got a lot of weird stuff

in there though, man, I'm talking crazy town shit.

- Like what? - Um.

Like a shit ton of knives, lot of hunting stuff too.

- I don't know man; did you say a shit ton?

- Hey, Larry, do you think the Church of Satan

will sue us if I use their logo on this shit?

I mean like, it's just that goat head thing

over an upside down star, they can't own that shit.

Can they?

- Hey, where's Linda, Diego?

- Uh, inside, I think; Nina asked her to help

prep the cameras.

- Huh; and the guy? - Cropsey?

Ah, we got him chained up in there man, he's not

going anywhere.

- Cropsey; we're really going to call him that.

- We got to call him something, he's the boogeyman, man.

Come on, we're going to make that dude a fucking legend.

Hey, can you hear that?

- Um, yeah, I got it, probably just my cell phone,

I must've forgotten to turn it off.

Hey Diego, can I borrow that portable battery charger?

For your cell phone?

No, Nina says it's only for the sat phone,

the laptop and then the camera's batteries and shit.

Look, me and you we got to wait until the morning to charge,

when there's sunlight; power's at a premium around here

baby, we're off the grid.

It'll take all day for hot bricks.

- Well, we got the best of it.

Um, cool, yeah, I got it.

- Now you want to go inside and prep that kit?

- Yeah. - Awesome, good talk.

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, maybe-

- Holy shit, look at that.

- Oh, I think it's got blood on it.

Oh, I wonder what kind of knife that is.

- What do you think he uses it for?

- I don't know, like for hunting or something.

Hey actually you know what can you pan

across the walls and see how it looks on the inside.

Oh yeah, no, that's definitely not going to do,

we're going to have to add some dramatic effects to this.

What do you want to do?

- I mean I don't know, we're going to have to

just do more with it, this is for the kids,

you know, have to show it to the world,

put it on the internet.

- Well, yeah, but we're lying.

- Of course we're lying, but you know what,

the media lies; and Fox News is full of bullshit,

but just do it for the frickin' coverage, okay?

I mean, look at this guy.

He's probably done a lot of horrible things, okay?

We're just going to use him for a symbol,

and we're just going to fuck him up a little bit, and then

tomorrow we'll go home, I promise, okay?

You hear that, buddy?

You're going to be a symbol for the people.

- Cropsey lives, and we're going to show it.

Bring it in, girl.

This is an H A T E

channel, and we're reporting live, from Cropsey.

Roll the bumper.

- We speak for the marginalized, the deceived,

the forgotten, and the damned,

we are the voice of the people.

- Carmen Vasquez, abducted July 17th.

Latisha Watson, abducted July 23rd.

Martino Desoto, abducted August third.

Antonio de Jesus, abducted August 17th.

- You want to know, the world wants to know.

This is where Cropsey has done all his evil torturings.

This is his abattoir, ,

show the world!

Let there be light.

- This is for all the lost children.

This is for justice!

And this is,

that means for you.

Jesus, fuck!

Oh my God, he just shit himself.

- Are you serious?

Guys, come back here.

Guys, what the fuck!

Did you hear that, Larry?

- Aw, he went to sleep!

So, anyway, so I took the house,

and I looped it back for the end bumper.

Fucking shot was huge.

- Por que, why are you so good, D, why.

- I don't know, I don't know.

Woo!

- You know, you could've killed him, Nina.

- You know what Larry, you should shut up

and trust me, okay, because I know

what I'm doing, I just gave him a little bit

of a nighty-night tap.

D, what are our numbers at.

- Well, just checking; we're already topping 420.

But, but, but, if we can get that guy

in there be do some crazy shit for us-

- Oh I have a better idea; hey, Linda, how about

you and me go topless in the next segment.

- Yeah right.

- No I'm serious, I mean you've got a good body,

we'll definitely put the mask on,

I mean I'll put the mask on too,

and then we'll show our tetas, which means

tits in Spanish, Larry.

- You guys would fucking break the internet.

- Enough, Nina; not having Linda go porn out with you.

- You know what Larry, just shut up okay,

because she has a nice pair of tetas.

- They're nice bro.

- Go home Nina, you're drunk.

- Yeah I don't really see how my tits are going

to save these kids Nina.

- Oh, I know what you want.

You want to make out like we did in college.

We show our tetas, while we're fucking him up,

oh that's great.

- Okay, alright, I need to go piss,

Larry, come with me.

- Yeah, sure. - Okay, good.

Very funny.

D, let me see your gun.

- Fuck that man, it's my gun.

- Fucking come on, Diego, it's dark out.

- Okay, okay, alright, here.

Wait wait, wait, hey, be careful with that thing

man, that fucker doesn't have a safety, don't

shoot your dick off bro.

- If you can find it!

Don't want to go too far, man.

- Bring it in, what.

- I can't find anywhere to go.

- Go with Nina if you want to go pee.

Okay, okay that's good, shine your flashlight

over there, okay, now keep the flashlight on me,

okay Larry? - Yeah, sure.

Hey Lin? - What?

I'm kind of busy trying not to piss myself over here.

- I think we want to head back.

Why?

Are you talking about what Nina said?

Come on, she's just being Nina.

- Nah dude, I mean like back home.

This is wrong, you know, what we're doing here.

I knew that we were going to fuck with this guy

a little bit, but Nina goes and hits this guy

in the face with a hammer, nuh uh, that's

too much, even for me.

Oh shit.

I know, it's fucked up, right?

- No uh, is poison ivy the dull leaves

or the shiny ones?

- How the hell would I know?

- Because I think I just stuck my ass

in a patch of it.

- Oh here, let me see.

- Were you just filming me taking a piss in the woods?

That is fucked up, even for you, Larry.

Shut up, Linda!

Listen I'm just documenting everything that Nina's doing.

See, I'm not going to jail for this.

That's why I want to head back, okay?

- Let's go back. - Yeah, okay.

Lin, would you hold up?

Hold on, Linda, Linda, hold on!

Woah woah woah, hey, shh.

You okay?

Nothing, it's nothing, just, that sound,

it carries out here.

There's nothing there.

Want to bet?

- Okay, okay, let's go, let's go.

- Ahem, hey.

- What's up.

- You don't taste like chocolate milk.

- I never said my mouth did.

Hey, where's my gun, bro.

- Okay, Diego here did a wonderful job

of setting up cameras all around,

but do you know what, in there

we have a crazy man and he's really dangerous

and we need a little bit of a personal touch

of watch, so guess what?

That's you, Larry Barry; two hours,

then Linda, then Diego, and then of course, not last

and not least, myself.

- Why do I got to go first?

Can't I just sit out here, and look at the videos?

- Because you fucking irritate the fuck out of me,

Larry, that's why, okay?

- Dude I'm not sitting in there in the fucking dark

and I'm all alone, okay, that's fucked up.

- Oh my God, you're right, I've been

inconsiderate this whole time, what was I thinking?

You know what, you can take a flashlight in with you

and if you go inside and you feel really scared,

you can come out here and piss your pants in front of us.

You know what your problem is, Larry?

It's that you don't realize that you're just

another face in a yellow mask with a hint of red,

and that any other theater student

would give their left tit or right nut

to be in your position.

- Fuck me. - Oh you know what,

I would, but I'd be too afraid to catch stupid.

He's a frickin' idiot.

Hey hey hey, hey mister,

woah, woah woah woah, mister, are you okay?

Mister.

Oh.

Mister.

- Oh, fucking bitch.

What have you done to my hut?

- Oh, hey hey hey, mister, you okay?

This is so bullshit, okay, and I'm going to get

the fuck out of here and I'm going to get the cops.

It's all going to be alright, you know, like.

He is coming for you boy.

- Hey, uh, I got to, just to let you know,

I don't have anything to do with this, okay?

I didn't or hurt, or, hurt hurt, harm this man

in any way.

- You're all going to die.

- And I promise I love the authorities

in every way possible.

- You fucking rat.

Diego, take away that camera.

- You're going to die, bitch, you're going to fucking die.

You're all going to fucking die, die bitch, die.

- Cover me.

What the fuck?

What, who is that?

How the fuck do I know,

do I have to fucking write you a song?

Alright, that motherfucker tries

coming in here I'll shoot him;

got to find something to hit him with.

- Motherfucker, argh.

Diego, shoot him over the head.

- That's right motherfucker, you better run!

Eat a dick bitches, I'm a fucking legend, eh!

- Woo.

- Asshole, oh fuck, fuck, look what

he did to my shit, Nina.

- Hey, chill Diego, it's going to be okay, alright?

Fuck, you shot it without our god damn masks

again you motherfucker, you always fuck up my shot.

Nina, we've got a problem.

- So, the sat-phone's fucked up, my laptop is toast.

Body camera's hacked to shit too; think my hard drive is,

it's okay, so that leaves us with this camera, Linda

and Larry's body camera, the SnorriCam rig

and the low-light security camera in the cabin.

Oh, and all of it stinks like piss.

- Well, we modify the low light cameras

to use in the woods?

- Yeah, it'll take me a second, but I can do that.

So there you have it Mr Geico man, all my shit's fucked

up and I want money to replace it.

Sound good, awesome.

- Dude is that the only thing you give a shit about?

- Larry, my shit's expensive as fuck

so kind of, yeah.

- We will find the creature named Cropsey,

and we will break the lies perpetrated by the media.

Some of us have lost faith in the mission.

Some of us have broken from the pack,

but those poseurs, those amateurs,

will be forgotten in history.

And we will not help them with any provisions

or assistance that they may need.

- Please, guys, this is so fucked up.

Come on, Nina, there's still time,

the cops will understand.

- What, that I had the balls

to do what you and Larry couldn't?

That we will be famous and you will not?

We are reporting live and we do not have masks

because we believe in the truth;

we will find this pig named Cropsey, and we will

return the missing children.

- Goddamn Nina, you don't even know

that this guy had anything to do with those missing kids!

Hey, she fucking killed that old dude in there.

Yeah, she bashed his fucking face in with a hammer.

- Yeah, and we can easily edit that out.

Murderer.

- By the time I'm done editing the two of you,

you will look like the asshat and whiny little bitches

that you are, and you, both of you,

I want you to leave my kingdom right now and never return.

Shoo, fuck off.

This is fucking bullshit.

D, dude, say something.

I don't even know how far it is back to the car,

you know, or what way.

- Diego please, look, I know you like me, please.

- Go that way; follow the trail, head straight.

- By the time you bring the cops here, we shall

be fucking famous; now leave, little fucktards, go.

You're fucking crazy.

- Ta ta. - Shoo.

Watch out for the-

- Where you going?

- Left. - No, right.

- No, I think this is where we go left, I remember.

- No no, this way, come on, come on.

Alright, now I'm making this recording

so that they have a record, so they know

what happened, alright Lin?

We're lost, I don't know where we went wrong.

- Yeah, I told you we should go left.

- Jesus fuck, Linda, okay, I heard you the first time,

you don't have to keep fucking reminding me.

Oh no no, hey, hey hey stop stop stop,

it's okay, it's okay.

I didn't mean that, you're scared.

Hey, I'm scared too, it's okay.

- What are we going to do, Larry?

- Well, the sun sets in the West,

I guess we just keep on heading West

until we hit the ocean, right?

- Yeah but what if we don't.

- Hey, of course we will, state's

not that damn big, you know?

We'll be okay.

Fuck!

- What the fuck is that?

- Shhh, it's okay.

Think it was just an animal.

We should probably get going.

I don't want it to get dark on us, okay?

Go, go go go go go go go go go, go.

Ah, fuck dude.

Come on, Lin. - I'm coming.

Linda are you okay, come on.

You don't got to pee again, do you?

- You'd have to pee all the time if you were pregnant too.

Woah, what'd you just say?

- I'm pregnant.

- You're, babe, you- - Can we please just

talk about this after we get the fuck out of here, Larry?

- Yeah yeah yeah yeah, sure, sure, just come on.

Okay, just stay close now, okay?

Come on, come on, come on, I'm right here.

Larry, I don't like this.

I know, I know, just,

just follow me, okay?

Alright. - Oh God.

- Holy shit, Lin, it's that thing from before!

- Why are you fucking filming this?

- Because they're going to need a record,

you know, like the cops.

They're going to need a record of all this.

How the fuck did this thing get here?

- Jesus fuck, Larry, you mean we have been

going in circles this entire time?

No, no no no, just relax, okay?

Uh, let me just think, no, no no no, look,

this is good, you know, remember we saw this thing

when we were only about two hours in.

That must mean that we're on our way out.

- We moved it, Larry, remember?

We fucking moved it to get a better shot.

This isn't the same place, somebody moved it.

Oh, that fucking guy, Larry.

Larry, Larry!

- Night vision test, take one, marker.

We are rolling on a night vision test.

- Ah, this looks fucking awesome, D.

- Hell yeah, Nina, we got an infra-red

flashlight now so we can see in the dark.

- We'll get some reccies on this guy,

and then we just have to be prepared

for everything and anything.

As long as we've got that gun,

Nina, we'll be cool.

If that fucker shows up, blast him in the face.

- Oh man, this is going to be fucking epic.

How long do you think before the cops get here?

- Well, they left about four hours ago.

Figure they have to have found their way out

by now, right?

As long as the cops don't think they're high,

or fucked up on some shit, we probably have

an hour or two, maybe, tops, before they fly over,

do some kind of look-see I guess.

But it's night, they'll have to wait

'til morning before they do anything,

can't do shit at night.

Unless you're me.

Fuck, what the fuck is that?

- Oh, do you think we can do a standup here?

Yeah yeah, just cover yourself

with your jacket and use the body cam,

it's got a fisheye lens, focus should be fine.

I don't want any light giving us away.

- Okay, here, take this.

We have positively

identified the man and we have been tracing him deep;

we believe this man has been posing dangers to us,

but we, because we care only for the children,

because we care only for the children, and we will

find them and help them survive; we will bring

true American justice and bring him into the light.

For we will battle him if we must.

We are coming for you, we are coming for you.

And may God bless us in our work,

because we care only for the children.

Hey D, do you think I should've gone

a little bit more dramatic?

D?

D.

Fuck, blind me much, D?

- Shut up, there's something out there in the woods,

and I think it's been collecting this kind of thing.

This shit is fucking weird.

Hard drive corruption.

Larry!

Fuck this.

I'm a bad person.

I'm so sorry, Linda.

I'm so sorry, Linda.

Hey, sh, sh.

Shit, be quiet, he'll hear us.

Attention, attention, attention.

Better here what I've got to say, because

you won't get it again.

Don't talk to me about the land of the free

and the home of the brave until everybody's free!

We're going to have to dream,

you will get out of this earthbound state

when you rise to the sensitivity-

- Maybe there's something left to-

Shh!

- So if you don't like this house-

- I think he heard us; shit, he heard us!

- No he didn't, we're fine, be quiet.

- I am something more than

ordinary man, because I am not what you think you are.

- We're going to have to kill him now.

- Just fucking said that's what I'm going to do.

- Shh; shit.

I have come from

the farthest of the East, I am a god-

- What if there's a fucking chain or shit?

Shit, fuck.

This is fucking intense,

we should get the fuck out of here-

- We're getting some fucking good-ass coverage,

whatever the fuck I'm filming.

And woman that cometh

into this continent, into this world

of America today, I am that light.

I can create you in my own image and likeness-

Shit.

This is too intense man.

Keep on filming.

No question, because

I can materialize, from thin air.

Now in my house,

I don't bother with what fear may say.

Well in five years, non of our people have died-

Linda!

What was that?

I think it was Larry.

- Oh, Jesus, oh, God no, please don't.

Can, can you-

Can you hear me?

Linda don't, don't be mad.

Come and get me!

I'm going to try to make you proud.

- God, that smell, ugh.

- Will you just pull it together, Diego?

Be a Goddamned professional, in five, four, three, two, one.

We are here in Cropsey's killing grounds;

as you can see this is a very horrific site,

and we are coming to you live with exclusive

footage, we are so sorry for the victims of the families.

And we will avenge you!

- Nina will you just hurry up, come on.

- Will you just chill the fuck out, okay?

If he comes back we're going to fucking hammer him.

- And what if he got Larry and Linda?

- Oh my God, I hope that he fucking got Larry,

and you know what, I'm pretty sure that both of them

are at some cop shop or fucking eating Denny's

in some grand slam bullshit.

- Nina do you even fucking hear yourself, huh?

That makes no fucking sense; okay, if that's the case,

then shouldn't the park rangers or some fucking

body be here by now?

- Okay, you need to chill the fuck out, one,

and number two, I'm pretty sure this guy

is fucking crazy or retarded, okay?

I mean look at this shit, no normal person's

going to fucking do this, and besides,

we have a fucking gun, and if he comes back,

all he has is a machete, and I'm going to shoot

that fucking rabid dog in the face.

Oh my God, that is fucking perfect.

Okay, we're going to do another stand up.

Can you look at these kids and tell me

which one's more fucked up?

- Ugh, alright, alright, just hurry up.

- Oh my God, this is going to be perfect.

- I'm trying to get out of here, Nina; come on.

- Come on, Nina, come on, come on, cry!

I swear on my grave I will avenge these children.

Oh, that wasn't good enough Nina!

Come on, you can do better, just think about

that chocolate cake your Mom never gave you,

she never gave you chocolate cake!

I swear on my grave, I will avenge these children.

And I will bury that beast.

Oh my God, are you still filming this,

we barely have any juice left, will you shut it off?

- Do I tell you how to do your job?

Oh, you are so fucked, buddy.

Yeah, come on.

Closer, closer.

You want some, come get some, huh?

Eat fucking raw steel!

Oh, you want to get fancy, huh?

You want to cut something?

Oh, no, no wait, no no no, wait wait wait.

No, no, no no no.

# And all the lies that you have taught,

# I ride into the darkness

# And with each Summer's pass,

# We sleep beneath the stone

# I want to see your face,

# Tell me everything's alright

- Sometimes you have to make sacrifices;

sometimes you just have to throw yourself

out there and I'm willing to do that.

I'm willing to end this reign of terror,

and bring down this monster.

Girl.

- Cut, okay can you check the chip

to make sure that was really fucking hot?

I'm not checking shit, Nina,

that was sexy as hell; aw, yeah, yeah.

- Look, Nina, we got to talk, okay?

This shit is really fucked up,

why don't we just get out of here.

- Okay, what I need from you is a wide angle shot

and adjust frame to zoom in.

I already set the cameras around here

for the over-overs, thanks.

- Okay I think he's coming, are you ready?

- Oh, hi there Mr Meat Fucker, ooh.

Oh, how you doing there, Mr Sexy Sack?

Alright, hang on Linda,

just one second, hang on.

Sexy sack, mm.

Oh, look at that delicious sack over your head,

ooh, look at that, oh, I'm so moist from earlier, mm.

Oh, ooh, oh what's that, you want to come closer?

Mm, mm.

Oh wait, I have a gift for you.

Ah, motherfucker, woo, don't move fucker,

I'm going to fucking kill you.

Woo, and cut! - Holy-

That was intense, fuck, Nina, look at Linda.

Where's the gun, Nina?

Oh, shit, so are we going to follow him, or?

- Uh, no shit, I just put two bullets

in him, he's going to bleed out like the little bitch

that he is, alright, of course we're going

to fucking follow him.

- Okay, what about Linda?

- I mean honestly, she's not going anywhere.

Nina what the fuck?

- Are you a doctor?

I'm not a fucking doctor so how the fuck

are we going to help her?

Oh, a new toy, yay!

Linda, I'm sorry, I'll try

and get you help, but.

- We will find you.

He will die a painful death.

He shall feel our wrath, and he will die slowly.

This I promise you.

Is that Larry?

Larry? - Nina stop.

- No I'm just seeing what it is.

- Nina come on, oh fuck, it's Larry.

- Whatever, you're stupid.

Oh, shit, I found his body.

Crying isn't going to help.

I'm so sorry.

- Cropsey is fatally wounded.

But we have to make sure, and I must make

one more sacrifice for the children.

Please know that what I do is for them.

Shh.

- Alright look, Tyrese, you just became

my insurance policy; if anything happens

to me, you get this shit to the police, alright?

I'm counting on you.

- Run, rabbit, run!

Woo, ah, come on asshole, come and get us.

Oh, Diego, I'm so scared, wherever shall we go?

Let's go back home.

Ah, come on, fucking asshole.

If you don't come out here, I'm going to get all the cops

in the tri-state area, and now as soon as I hit

a wifi spot, your ass is going viral!

- Nina, this is fucking insane!

You can't kill him, this is fucking crazy.

- Oh, I can just loop back the audio later.

You have a fucking camera, so frame me up proper.

- Fuck that, alright, Nina?

I'm not filming shit, I'm going home.

- Oh you see, you responded to that

as though I was asking a question.

You are Goddamn A camera, and you're not going

to fuck this up for me, okay?

Fuck you, you stupid bitch.

Fuck you.

- Come on fucking asshole, where are you?

Did you turn on your fucking camera, hello.

Fucking wasting juice.

And stop being so dramatic.

Okay, if I make it out alive, I promise you

I will make a new music video,

because when you're famous that's what you do.

You either become an actor if you're not,

or if you're an actor you go into music,

and so that'll be my next thing that I do,

because you know, as a journalist

the next obvious thing is for me to like,

either, I don't know, like start up a line perfume,

or because I'm so great with hair and makeup,

maybe I'll start up my own cosmetic line

or something like that, okay.

I think Diego is taking a piss.

Why the fuck, why?

- He knows that I sometimes think it's really funny

to like, creep up on him, I also do this for blackmail.

Hey D, are you there?

Yeah, I wish I wasn't.

- I'm pretty sure he's taking a poop.

In order to catch an animal, you have to bait a trap.

I am the only person strong enough

to handle this monster one on one;

we have made all the necessary precautions

to make sure that my collaborator Diego is safe;

thank you for your services.

- Nina please, for the love of Christ, let me go.

- And so I am the only person strong enough

to bring him down;

- Nina there's something that's really

fucking important that you need to know.

- Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, he's probably fucking

dead, oh, fucking fuck, oh my God,

fucking asshole!

- Nina come on, let me go, alright?

- You shut up Diego, don't you see

I'm fucking thinking right now?

You don't to tell me where the fucking bullets are?

Fuck you.

- Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Do you want the both of us to die?

Tell me where the fucking bullets are.

- Oh, well then let me help you.

Fucking asshole, I'll find them myself.

We believe that Cropsey will attack again.

I am armed to the best of my abilities,

and I believe that God is on my side.

And that's how you fucking do it,

that is being a Goddamned professional, D!

- I have to take a shit; fuck, I'm going to shit

my pants, I can't take it anymore.

This chain is too tight.

I don't want to shit my pants.

I shit my pants, Nina, are you fucking happy now?

- Blanks, those bullets are blanks.

I'm not a fucking idiot, I'd never bring a real gun.

- Suck on this!

Hard drive damaged.

End transmission!

- How do you know where I'm at,

you couldn't possibly know where I'm at,

it's too damned awesome; think I'm holding back?

You better not try to destroy this ship estate

because your number is up.

I did not claim to be your stupid sky god.

Somebody's going to have to tell the truth,

and I'm going to tell it.

Our God is going to come down and rapture his people,

take them up in the sky, boom.

Living is a dull business, if you're going

to live it like a scared rabbit.

- Nina Vasquez, whereabouts are still

unknown, do not approach.

# My intentions got me where I am right now

# Reality and man invented by me somehow

# This mess I see rolled by my own hands,

# I created it too, and I don't understand

# Awake now I see, this is within my control

# Pick up the pieces and make something whole

# With common sense and positive intent,

# With the final prod, Lord I will be content

# Bring it down, flesh it out, discard the things

# You can do without, we'll go out

# And spring those chips, let flow words

# Of intention from your lips

# Create your own reality with everything you say

# Create your own reality with everything you feel

# Make it real