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In the summer of 2014,
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the Internet protest group
Humans Against Tyrants Everywhere
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went into the woods of Devils Lake Park.
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They did not return.
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Data retrieved from the scene is arranged
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in chronological order.
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# Everything around me
became suddenly unreal
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# As if in a dream
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# One two three four,
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# Through me you will
have ruled the world,
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# But I will rule the universe
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# Come for me come for me come for me eh
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# Come for me come for me
come for me come for me eh
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# Here are the thrill-seekers,
corrupt and immoral
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# Time is running out for the planet Earth
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This city does not give a
shit about its minorities;
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we're good enough to clean up your shit
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and take care of your
kids, but when something
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happens to one of ours,
when one of ours dies,
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nobody cares, and this
is what I think of that.
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- Fuck Whitey.
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Fuck the media.
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Fuck the lies.
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The oppression and the bullshit.
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Fuck the system.
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- The mayor's office has no comment;
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what can be done is being done.
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Nothing more to say on this
subject, stop filming me,
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I have nothing to say to you.
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- Fuck the Man and his
patriarchal bullshit.
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- Carmen Vasquez, abducted July 17,
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Latisha Watson, abducted July 23rd,
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Martina Desoto, abducted August third,
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Antonio de Jesus, abducted August 10th.
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Salvaged erased video files,
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retrieved from Diego Foster hard drive.
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- Why the fuck do I have
to wear a yellow one?
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Makes me look like a pussy; I hate yellow.
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- Just read the
fucking statement, Larry.
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- Great, now you got to edit that part out
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because you said my name.
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- Of course we're
going to edit this part out,
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it has all your Goddamned whining on it.
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- Come on Babe,
use your intimate voice.
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- Okay, just give me a minute.
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H A T E, manifesto.
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Larry's closeup, take one.
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And, action.
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- I fucking hate Larry
because he's a fucking
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self-centered asshat, I
can't fucking stand him.
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Not to mention that he's a fucking actor.
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Now I need Linda, and I need Diego,
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but I could do without that asshat Larry,
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I just can't fucking stand him.
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- Holy shit, that can't be right.
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- Oh yeah, we have a fucking audience.
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- 5,000 hits, no way!
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- Oh, sh sh sh, I want to see my part.
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Wait wait, I did this
whole thing on solidarity,
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and the bullshit lines for the press,
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it was fucking epic.
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- Yeah I fucking cut it.
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- You cut it?
- Babe, you were great, okay?
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It's not the size of
the role, it's the size
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of the fight in the dog, right?
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- I guess.
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- Hey, you wanna go do
it with our masks on?
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You know that I like it when we get kinky.
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- Oh, fucking actors.
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- Yo, fucking Diego, yeah fuck you,
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us actors are the ones
that make the story.
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Without us all you got is
a bunch of talking heads.
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I love being an actor, and
we're the fucking stars.
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Bunch of bullshit facts.
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- Bye bye.
- Finally.
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- Okay, let's refresh and see how
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many people are watching now.
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And, action!
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# I got my bling on,
you don't know who I am.
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# But I'm Dominican, and my name is Nina
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# I'm gonna meet you, check out my bling
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# Check out my bling
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I know what people want;
they want a narrator,
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and that narrator is me,
and I know that I can give
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them more, but I just need to figure out
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what that is; I know, blood, right,
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but like real blood and like real bodies
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and I can't fucking stand actors so
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obviously we got to assess that situation.
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I don't know I just feel like they need
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someone to follow, like you know,
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if oh, if I found like a boogeyman figure,
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that would be fucking great, because
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then that would be really awesome,
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and I just, then they
would like follow me.
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I'm pretty sure that's what
would happen, I just need
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something smart-
- Nina, Nina!
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- What?
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- Holy shit, Nina, there's a fucking guy
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getting pummeled back there, come on,
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you got to see, it's disgusting, come on.
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- He just doesn't understand that it's,
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oh, B-role, that's so
smart, oh shit hold on.
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Oh, he got jacked up!
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Oh shit, oh, oh.
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Okay right, say, find
the missing children.
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- What, who do you-
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I said find the missing children!
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- What do you want?
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I said, find them, I said,
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oh I know, I know I
know, say I love H A T E.
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I love H A T E, say it puta, say it!
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- I love H A T E.
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- Say that you
love it, I want more love!
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I love H A T E.
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- Oh my God,
okay, so Diego, you got
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to help me figure this out,
give me a name of a monster.
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- Nina, Nina, we got to go,
what are you talking about.
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- Give me a name
of a monster, you know,
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you have Jason, you have,
you have the fucking
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Leatherface guy, you know,
I need a boogeyman, oh fuck!
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What was the name of
that, that boy scout one,
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what the fuck was the name of it?
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Oh, I know, Cropsey, say Cropsey lives.
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I said fucking say it!
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- Cropsey lives, Cropsey lives.
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- Oh shit, Nina,
cops, we got to go!
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Fuck!
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We will bring to justice
the people responsible
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for crimes against humanity.
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We, or ours.
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- Cropsey is any sort of psychotic killer.
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- He's killing our babies; he's
taking 'em out in the woods
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and doing fucked up things,
I don't want to know
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what he's doing.
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- We will smash the lies perpetrated
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by the lying media autocrats.
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- Any sort of socially aberrant behavior
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can be attributed to
this moniker, actually.
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Words simply fail me.
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- We will not rest until they are found
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and the missing kids are returned home.
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- Especially when it comes
to crimes against children.
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Yeah!
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# Check this out now
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- The devil must have a name.
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It helps us sleep at night.
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# Hey man,
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# Just watch what she do
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# Go to her webpage baby
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# And click turn on your camera,
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# Make sure your batteries are charged too
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- We need to
find someone that we can
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blame for the kids, you know, like
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someone that we can fuck
up, someone that we can
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blame to be Cropsey.
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- Can you define fuck up?
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Jesus fucking Christ, Larry,
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it's just going to be
some wino in the woods,
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we'll pour some booze
on him, slap him around,
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you know, get him to say whatever we want,
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and then Linda here is
going to do a great job
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and she's going to pour
some blood on the trees,
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oh and get some satanic
pentagrams on the grass,
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oh it's going to be lovely,
it's going to be epic.
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- Wait, how does this
support our agenda, Nina?
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How does torturing some drunk in the woods
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help bring these kids home?
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What're our numbers at, D?
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- 47,000, give or take
a few thousand, but.
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- Dude that's a lot of fucking views.
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- It's what the fuck I'm talking about.
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- That is a lot
of viewers, a lot more
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than the media can get to, you know why?
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Because we are rock hard
bitches, bring it in, guys.
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We are getting those
kids' faces out there.
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We are bringing back their memories.
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We're going to get Cropsey,
and I'm going to write
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a speech for you so when
we get out of the car,
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we can film, and you
can be on camera, okay?
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- Uh, okay, do we
have to wear the masks?
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What?
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How am I going to practice on my range?
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Oh, uh Nina, we are getting
IMDB credits, right?
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- Fuck IMBD, Larry,
this is not a fucking movie,
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this is some real shit!
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Amateurs.
- You're telling me.
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- We believe the man
that we are searching for
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is the reclusive Cropsey child molester.
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We will find him and seek
justice, no matter the cost.
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Nina is wearing our
customized body-cam rig,
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and we'll all be
recording our interactions
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live, so you see exactly what
we see; there are no actors
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here people, we are 100% real.
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We do what others won't, or can't.
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- Our base camp will be using
direct streaming satellite
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phone technology and
live-time updating to keep
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you posted as we bring to
you live our investigation.
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- We've also fitted our gear with new
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infra red and night vision technology.
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Because nothing says here
we are like movie lights.
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Oh, we're going stealth, baby.
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We've also placed cameras all
around the hunting grounds
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that we believe Cropsey to frequent.
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Our intel has revealed
that Cropsey himself
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will present himself if we are diligent.
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And we can only pray,
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and, well, we can only pray.
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Cut.
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The children, look at
me Larry, the children.
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Not our children, do we look like we have
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fucking kids?
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- No but, you know I
like to use our better,
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it made it seem more intimate, hmm?
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More relatable to me
as a character, right?
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- You are not a fucking character Larry,
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you are a member of an organization,
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H A T E, a fierce radical
political action group
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that has had enough with the
one percent and political
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corporate America; you
are not acting Larry,
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you are being.
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- Guys guys, let's just do it again,
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we're all still rolling, we'll
just take it from the top.
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- Wait hold on, hold on,
because now I've got a question.
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Of course you do.
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- Yeah, about the
motivation of my character.
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How did I get to be a
member of this group?
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And why are we in this forest,
and how did we even get here?
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And why do Linda's
parents hate me so much?
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Who the fuck-
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And the only reason that
you're here, buddy, is because
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your girlfriend thought
it would be a wonderful
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idea to bring you in and
I'm actually thinking
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that that was a horrible idea.
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- And we all share
the same political agenda;
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I mean we believe in what you're
doing and we want to help.
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Black and brown get no love from white,
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it's terrible and we want
to do something about it.
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I'm going to go do a poof
check, D shut it off.
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Aye aye.
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- I got it in my eye.
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- Will you guys stop laughing?
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- God, Nina, cut; ugh,
you got that in my pants.
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- It tastes like Tootsie Rolls, Nina.
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- It does, oh, ew.
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- Amateurs!
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- I want my Mom.
- Shit.
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We can't go again, the tent's trashed.
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- Now I'm going to have to kill you again.
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- Alright Nina,
what are we going to do now?
251
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Let me think, let me think.
252
00:16:16,947 --> 00:16:20,262
You know my Dad used to
take me here as a child.
253
00:16:20,297 --> 00:16:23,577
- I don't want to be
disrespectful or anything
254
00:16:23,612 --> 00:16:25,900
here, Nina, but that's pretty fucked up.
255
00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:28,154
- Yeah, no shit;
I think he was just
256
00:16:28,189 --> 00:16:30,165
trying to prove something
to me, like you know,
257
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,611
there wasn't anything to
worry about or something.
258
00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:35,022
I don't even know if this
guy's around here anymore.
259
00:16:35,057 --> 00:16:36,189
Hey, did you-
260
00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:39,502
- Hey.
- Hi.
261
00:16:40,886 --> 00:16:42,130
Hey did you bring it?
262
00:16:42,165 --> 00:16:43,744
- Hey, look, you know, why
you got to go to the only
263
00:16:43,779 --> 00:16:45,374
black guy here for a gun.
264
00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:47,074
Shh, don't be racist Diego.
265
00:16:47,109 --> 00:16:48,324
- Check it out.
266
00:16:51,665 --> 00:16:53,356
- Alright, put
it away, put it away.
267
00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:55,013
Okay guys we're going to stop here
268
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,014
for about, you know, like
five minutes or something,
269
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,931
just put our gear down.
270
00:17:00,785 --> 00:17:02,664
Okay I'm going to go check the path ahead,
271
00:17:02,699 --> 00:17:05,664
you know, just see what we're doing.
272
00:17:07,074 --> 00:17:09,170
Anybody want to come with me?
273
00:17:09,205 --> 00:17:11,232
- Kind of want to take five.
274
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:13,462
No it's fine, no seriously,
275
00:17:13,497 --> 00:17:15,159
does anybody want to come with me.
276
00:17:15,194 --> 00:17:17,315
- Yeah, sure, whatever,
I'll come with you.
277
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,628
Thank you.
278
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,894
Fucking A, if Larry says one
more fucking thing about his
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00:17:21,929 --> 00:17:23,489
acting technique I'm
going to fucking shove
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00:17:23,524 --> 00:17:25,015
him in one of these shrubs, I'm going to
281
00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:27,323
shove him in one of these
shrubs, I can't stand Larry.
282
00:17:27,358 --> 00:17:29,289
- We're rolling.
- What?
283
00:17:29,324 --> 00:17:31,221
Oh, you better scrub this.
284
00:17:33,221 --> 00:17:36,221
Do I look retarded to you?
285
00:17:37,961 --> 00:17:40,794
Woah, Lin; come on, just flash me.
286
00:17:43,516 --> 00:17:45,160
- Ha, are you nuts?
287
00:17:45,195 --> 00:17:47,010
Diego watches these things.
288
00:17:47,045 --> 00:17:49,992
- Yeah, well, it'll
probably do him some good.
289
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:53,675
Guy hasn't got laid in like, forever.
290
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:57,877
Oh shit, sorry D, but you
know that's probably true bro.
291
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,878
Come on, Lin, just like, a little tease.
292
00:18:02,913 --> 00:18:05,544
- Why is it that men
must perpetuate the idea
293
00:18:05,579 --> 00:18:07,854
of women as sexual objects solely, hmm?
294
00:18:07,889 --> 00:18:10,362
Are we not more than just
tits and ass to you, Larry?
295
00:18:10,397 --> 00:18:12,494
- Don't you appreciate the fact
that I have a fucking mind?
296
00:18:12,529 --> 00:18:14,524
- Oh, okay, okay,
relax, I'll put it away.
297
00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:16,485
- No no, you want to tape something, here.
298
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:19,630
Tape this; life in society,
being an utter bore,
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00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:22,570
in that no aspect of
society is at all relevant
300
00:18:22,605 --> 00:18:25,445
to women, remains to
civic minded, responsible,
301
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,665
thrill-seeking females an
imperative to overthrow
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00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:31,816
the government, eliminate
the money system, institute
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00:18:31,851 --> 00:18:36,044
complete automation and
completely eliminate the male sex.
304
00:18:38,311 --> 00:18:43,128
- Yo, hold up, I'm
coming, definitely coming.
305
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,606
Hard drive corruption.
306
00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:48,891
Retrieved from Diego Foster hard drive.
307
00:18:51,082 --> 00:18:53,997
# Wanna see what I'm
cooking in my kitchen?
308
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:58,147
# I'm cooking titties, chicken titties.
309
00:18:58,182 --> 00:19:02,866
# You want to see what
I'm cooking in my kitchen?
310
00:19:02,901 --> 00:19:05,187
- Hold up, babe.
- Come on.
311
00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:07,474
# Chicken titties, y'all
312
00:19:07,509 --> 00:19:08,272
- Come on.
313
00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:11,413
# You wanna see what I'm
cooking in my kitchen?
314
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:14,565
# Ti-ti-titties, chicken titties.
315
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,647
- Babe.
- C'mon, babe.
316
00:19:17,682 --> 00:19:19,563
Babe would you hold up?
317
00:19:19,598 --> 00:19:20,361
- Keep up.
318
00:19:20,396 --> 00:19:22,048
# I'm cooking titties.
319
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:23,666
Stop, stop.
320
00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:25,198
- Come and get me.
321
00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:28,068
# Wanna see what I'm
cooking in my kitchen?
322
00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:29,818
Wait, babe.
323
00:19:31,297 --> 00:19:33,458
Larry, Larry, fuck!
324
00:19:33,493 --> 00:19:35,921
Huh, what is it?
325
00:19:35,956 --> 00:19:40,474
Babe hold up, hold up,
where the fuck did you go?
326
00:19:40,509 --> 00:19:41,307
Oh, oh?
327
00:19:43,013 --> 00:19:44,387
What is it?
328
00:19:44,422 --> 00:19:47,005
I don't fucking know.
329
00:19:48,611 --> 00:19:51,778
Holy shit, Lin, is that, is that skin?
330
00:19:57,465 --> 00:19:59,548
Holy shit, I think it is.
331
00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:07,232
Woah; hey hey hey, Lin, here
here, get a quick picture
332
00:20:07,267 --> 00:20:09,482
of me with this thing, huh?
333
00:20:11,537 --> 00:20:13,700
How you doin', how you doin'?
334
00:20:13,735 --> 00:20:15,146
Linda, Larry!
335
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,558
Where are you guys?
336
00:20:16,593 --> 00:20:18,230
Here, we're over here!
337
00:20:18,265 --> 00:20:19,833
- Hey I got, I got this.
338
00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:24,438
Hey, uh, Diego, Nina, come
check out what I found.
339
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,848
You found?
340
00:20:25,883 --> 00:20:27,383
- It's fine, just.
341
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,144
Guys.
342
00:20:30,179 --> 00:20:32,762
- Oh, oh, yes, this is amazing.
343
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,193
Yes!
344
00:20:38,943 --> 00:20:42,498
Oh yes, we should get a
really close up of me here,
345
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:46,053
doing some like, CSI
moment, oh that's awesome.
346
00:20:46,088 --> 00:20:47,676
- Wait wait hold up, look, Linda-
347
00:20:47,711 --> 00:20:48,696
- Close up, I said close up.
348
00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:50,928
- I'm A camera,
excuse me, I'm A camera.
349
00:20:50,963 --> 00:20:53,125
Why don't you stand over there and just,
350
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,328
don't get in my shot, cool?
351
00:20:54,363 --> 00:20:55,474
- Fuck you, Diego.
- Fuck me?
352
00:20:55,509 --> 00:20:57,383
- We all shoot,
right, I'm the one that
353
00:20:57,418 --> 00:20:59,199
found this thing, I should
be the one to shoot it.
354
00:20:59,234 --> 00:21:01,519
You know I should be the one on camera,
355
00:21:01,554 --> 00:21:03,072
if it wasn't for me none
of you guys would know
356
00:21:03,107 --> 00:21:04,648
this thing was fucking here.
357
00:21:04,683 --> 00:21:06,154
- Linda, fuck that, alright?
358
00:21:06,189 --> 00:21:08,327
Nina said I should do
all the hero cam stuff,
359
00:21:08,362 --> 00:21:10,466
so why don't you just
give it here, thank you,
360
00:21:10,501 --> 00:21:12,221
what a sweetheart, awesome.
361
00:21:12,256 --> 00:21:15,415
- Linda, do you even have your mask?
362
00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:17,901
- What do I need my mask for?
363
00:21:17,936 --> 00:21:20,353
We're not doing anything wrong.
364
00:21:21,283 --> 00:21:25,604
- Larry, I suggest that both
of you go get your masks, okay?
365
00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:27,071
And then we'll get together
and we'll make it like
366
00:21:27,106 --> 00:21:28,957
a really big thing, okay?
367
00:21:28,992 --> 00:21:30,040
Do I look good?
368
00:21:30,075 --> 00:21:31,062
Yeah, perfect.
369
00:21:31,097 --> 00:21:32,512
- Okay, get me on my
left side, that's better.
370
00:21:32,547 --> 00:21:33,310
Awesome.
371
00:21:33,345 --> 00:21:34,151
The fuck is it, Nina?
372
00:21:34,186 --> 00:21:35,861
- I don't know what the fuck it is Larry,
373
00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:38,102
would you go get your mask?
374
00:21:38,137 --> 00:21:40,273
Got it, okay!
375
00:21:40,308 --> 00:21:42,047
- Alright, so
we're gonna, oh wait,
376
00:21:42,082 --> 00:21:43,207
hold on one second, hey Linda?
377
00:21:43,242 --> 00:21:45,676
Can you do me a favor and
bring some batteries too?
378
00:21:45,711 --> 00:21:48,868
This one's almost out, you're a doll.
379
00:21:48,903 --> 00:21:51,991
- Are you serious, are you serious?
380
00:21:52,026 --> 00:21:54,919
What amateurs do not
leave their bricks hot?
381
00:21:54,954 --> 00:21:57,777
- Alright,
let's forget about that,
382
00:21:57,812 --> 00:22:00,379
it's okay Nina, we're
just going to forget it.
383
00:22:00,414 --> 00:22:01,940
- Breathe, I know, I'm going to breathe.
384
00:22:01,975 --> 00:22:03,549
- Alright, so let me
focus, I'm going to pull it in
385
00:22:03,584 --> 00:22:04,475
tight here.
386
00:22:04,510 --> 00:22:07,843
Okay.
387
00:22:12,003 --> 00:22:16,001
We have 100% proof that
these satanic rituals
388
00:22:16,036 --> 00:22:18,147
are happening here in these woods,
389
00:22:18,182 --> 00:22:21,531
and we are giving you
live, exclusive footage.
390
00:22:21,566 --> 00:22:25,879
Our DNA testing has shown
that the skin that's on this,
391
00:22:25,914 --> 00:22:28,460
it dates back all the
way up to Jesu Christo,
392
00:22:28,495 --> 00:22:31,007
Jesus Christ, and the
blood that you see on here
393
00:22:31,042 --> 00:22:33,424
is slain from pigs and goats.
394
00:22:35,427 --> 00:22:39,344
And the toy, this child's
toy that you see here
395
00:22:40,616 --> 00:22:43,242
is proof that we are not alone.
396
00:22:43,277 --> 00:22:47,246
That there is a devil here in these woods,
397
00:22:47,281 --> 00:22:50,079
and my only question is, will we ever
398
00:22:50,114 --> 00:22:52,225
see these children again?
399
00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:55,593
And if we do, what will be left of them?
400
00:22:57,177 --> 00:22:59,506
I can't do this, I'm sorry,
I'm going to start crying,
401
00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:01,339
cut please, cut!
402
00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:03,125
Woo.
403
00:23:06,006 --> 00:23:07,705
- Yeah yeah yeah, I got
it I got it I got it.
404
00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:09,405
- Carmen, can you please
start getting more
405
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,203
blood on there, thanks.
406
00:23:10,238 --> 00:23:11,071
- That bit about
the Jesus Christ, was that-
407
00:23:11,106 --> 00:23:12,184
- And I'm not on camera why?
408
00:23:12,219 --> 00:23:16,192
- How am I supposed
to explain all the blood?
409
00:23:16,227 --> 00:23:19,415
You a dirty girl, Linda.
410
00:23:19,450 --> 00:23:22,569
Woah, what the fuck, Linda?
411
00:23:22,604 --> 00:23:25,480
- I'm going to go wash up,
art department's clear.
412
00:23:25,515 --> 00:23:28,357
- Let me see, ah, we got
to wipe that shit off,
413
00:23:28,392 --> 00:23:31,024
that'll stain, very funny Linda.
414
00:24:17,363 --> 00:24:20,056
- Hurry up Diego,
how long does it take
415
00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:22,762
to clean a fucking lens?
416
00:24:22,797 --> 00:24:27,017
- Hey Linda, are
you decent, I'm coming out.
417
00:24:27,052 --> 00:24:29,213
- Yeah just give me a sec.
418
00:24:29,248 --> 00:24:31,375
Yep, alright.
419
00:24:32,246 --> 00:24:34,642
- Babe, I
promise, it didn't stain.
420
00:24:34,677 --> 00:24:37,039
You can't tell at all, you look good.
421
00:25:07,232 --> 00:25:10,300
- Diego, make sure you get this.
422
00:25:18,273 --> 00:25:21,159
You did a beautiful job,
oh come on, come back here.
423
00:25:21,194 --> 00:25:24,046
If it wasn't for you, we
wouldn't have made it this far.
424
00:25:24,081 --> 00:25:27,463
Linda, Linda, Linda, Linda, Linda, Linda,
425
00:25:31,270 --> 00:25:33,353
Linda, Linda, Linda, woo!
426
00:25:35,216 --> 00:25:37,378
You guys are losers.
427
00:25:37,413 --> 00:25:41,580
- We are going to
be fucking stars, y'all.
428
00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:46,340
- Hey, you think
it's other campers?
429
00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:48,575
- I don't know why
there'd be other campers;
430
00:25:48,610 --> 00:25:50,725
I mean there's nothing
special about this place.
431
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,840
- I think we should
do a reccy; go up there,
432
00:25:52,875 --> 00:25:54,491
scope it out, go long ones on this shit,
433
00:25:54,526 --> 00:25:56,108
let's see if whoever that is will work.
434
00:25:57,277 --> 00:26:00,777
God, fucking scary, guy is weird.
435
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:04,240
How much juice you got, Nina?
436
00:26:04,275 --> 00:26:05,726
Full field, how 'bout you?
437
00:26:05,761 --> 00:26:08,928
Same; hey, do you hear that?
438
00:26:10,492 --> 00:26:11,521
Hey, are you guys there?
439
00:26:11,556 --> 00:26:14,110
- Larry, what are
you doing, get in your spot,
440
00:26:14,145 --> 00:26:15,130
meet back at basecamp!
441
00:26:15,165 --> 00:26:16,306
Hey!
442
00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:19,350
- Oh, fuck, Linda,
who is watching our stuff?
443
00:26:19,385 --> 00:26:20,527
Fucking amateurs!
444
00:26:20,562 --> 00:26:22,217
I thought I called next standup.
445
00:26:22,252 --> 00:26:23,873
We are not doing a standup.
446
00:26:23,908 --> 00:26:25,177
We are doing a reccy.
447
00:26:26,010 --> 00:26:29,930
- Hey, guys, heads up.
- Woah.
448
00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:34,823
- I know.
- Fuckin' knew it.
449
00:26:34,858 --> 00:26:36,722
- Hey, I get to
do the next one, right?
450
00:26:36,757 --> 00:26:38,551
Hey, Larry, lesson for today.
451
00:26:38,586 --> 00:26:42,480
Keep your mouth shut because
sound travels in the woods.
452
00:26:42,515 --> 00:26:43,313
Shh!
453
00:26:45,508 --> 00:26:48,540
Maybe he heard us.
454
00:26:48,575 --> 00:26:51,158
Ah, dude, that's rat!
455
00:26:51,995 --> 00:26:53,402
He's perfect.
456
00:26:53,437 --> 00:26:55,757
Oh, he's got a knife.
457
00:26:55,792 --> 00:26:57,852
- You see, let's
fucking be prepared
458
00:26:57,887 --> 00:26:59,296
the way I said that we should,
459
00:26:59,331 --> 00:27:01,264
okay, this is what we're going to do.
460
00:27:01,299 --> 00:27:02,848
We're going to chill
here for five minutes,
461
00:27:02,883 --> 00:27:04,397
get our shit tight,
then we're going to make
462
00:27:04,432 --> 00:27:05,774
a fucking attack.
463
00:27:05,809 --> 00:27:07,116
Huh?
464
00:27:09,610 --> 00:27:12,941
Hey, what do you mean prepared?
465
00:27:22,866 --> 00:27:25,026
- Alright guys, get
the lights ready, I want to
466
00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:27,087
scare the crap out of this guy.
467
00:27:27,122 --> 00:27:29,063
Oh, I got a surprise
468
00:27:29,098 --> 00:27:31,005
for him alright.
469
00:27:32,495 --> 00:27:35,249
What are you going to do?
470
00:27:38,912 --> 00:27:41,332
Holy shit, holy shit holy shit!
471
00:27:41,367 --> 00:27:44,831
# Oh, oh, oh, mercy.
472
00:27:44,866 --> 00:27:47,616
- You fuckers ready to be famous?
473
00:27:55,881 --> 00:27:58,131
Surprise motherfucker, woo!
474
00:28:05,791 --> 00:28:07,665
Drop that knife!
- Hey, put the knife
475
00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:09,541
down now, you son of a bitch!
476
00:28:09,576 --> 00:28:10,827
In the name of the people of the
477
00:28:10,862 --> 00:28:11,660
United States of America-
478
00:28:12,552 --> 00:28:14,477
We demand you cease your demonic practices
479
00:28:14,512 --> 00:28:16,402
and return the children you've stolen.
480
00:28:19,842 --> 00:28:21,100
- What the fuck, bitch?
481
00:28:21,135 --> 00:28:22,894
Diego, go inside, we believe
482
00:28:22,929 --> 00:28:24,575
that this man has been taking the missing
483
00:28:24,610 --> 00:28:26,212
children that are missing!
484
00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:28,872
Diego, see if there's anybody left inside.
485
00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:31,320
Diego,.
486
00:28:37,095 --> 00:28:39,613
- Shut up bitch, get off my
property, all you idiots,
487
00:28:39,648 --> 00:28:41,469
get off my property!
488
00:28:46,210 --> 00:28:47,484
- You can't even
kill me you son of a bitch,
489
00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:49,896
you could've fucking hurt her!
490
00:28:49,931 --> 00:28:52,294
- Oh I'll hurt her, I'll hurt that bitch,
491
00:28:52,329 --> 00:28:53,492
you want to play, motherfucker?
492
00:28:53,527 --> 00:28:55,823
We are playing bitch, we are playing.
493
00:28:55,858 --> 00:28:57,073
Diego!
494
00:29:00,102 --> 00:29:01,767
- You'll do what now?
495
00:29:01,802 --> 00:29:04,693
You can suck my black dick, you cracker
496
00:29:04,728 --> 00:29:07,585
eating, baby-raping, cup-chugging fag!
497
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,081
Woo, baby, woo!
498
00:29:13,675 --> 00:29:15,613
Where'd you get that gun, Diego?
499
00:29:15,648 --> 00:29:16,790
- Woo!
500
00:29:16,825 --> 00:29:19,173
- End of feed, you fucking cunt,
501
00:29:19,208 --> 00:29:21,522
you ruined my shot, end of feed!
502
00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:24,780
- Diego what the
fuck did you just do?
503
00:29:24,815 --> 00:29:27,092
- I just saved your fucking ass, Larry.
504
00:29:27,127 --> 00:29:28,654
I said, end the-
505
00:29:30,317 --> 00:29:31,984
- Mom, Mom, it's me.
506
00:29:35,366 --> 00:29:38,032
I'm going to make this recording because
507
00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:40,699
I don't get service
out here, Mom, I'm in-
508
00:29:42,623 --> 00:29:46,290
I think I'm in trouble;
we've hurt somebody.
509
00:29:49,071 --> 00:29:52,504
And I don't know what
to do, I think it's only
510
00:29:52,539 --> 00:29:54,087
going to get worse.
511
00:29:57,177 --> 00:29:58,427
Mom I love you.
512
00:30:04,496 --> 00:30:08,663
I don't know what, but I
know I got to do something.
513
00:30:14,463 --> 00:30:17,796
Mom I don't want to go to jail for this.
514
00:30:19,287 --> 00:30:21,870
Mom, I just thought that, shit,
515
00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:26,427
I've got to go, someone's coming.
516
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:30,790
- Yo, Larry, you
got all our shit tight?
517
00:30:30,825 --> 00:30:34,992
- Uh, yeah, I just been humping
it all day for you, master.
518
00:30:36,310 --> 00:30:38,285
- Alright, first of all
never talk like that again.
519
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,363
Second of all, stop whining,
and somebody's got to do it.
520
00:30:42,398 --> 00:30:44,778
Now do you want to go
inside and prep that please?
521
00:30:44,813 --> 00:30:47,695
- Yeah; hey, Diego?
- Yeah?
522
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:52,023
- Do you think we
might want to reconsider
523
00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:53,752
all this?
- Are you crazy?
524
00:30:53,787 --> 00:30:55,619
Our numbers are through the roof, man.
525
00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:57,683
I've never seen Google
Analytics like this.
526
00:30:57,718 --> 00:30:59,562
Look, we are going to make some serious
527
00:30:59,597 --> 00:31:01,948
cheddar once the monetizing
algorithms are in.
528
00:31:01,983 --> 00:31:04,299
I'm talking dollars, baby, dollars.
529
00:31:04,334 --> 00:31:06,900
- I know, it's, but you
know, what about the guy?
530
00:31:06,935 --> 00:31:10,550
- Ugh, I know, that
dude was fucking insane.
531
00:31:10,585 --> 00:31:12,579
The way he came at the girls, and you?
532
00:31:12,614 --> 00:31:15,457
Insane; look, this
shit's going to go viral,
533
00:31:15,492 --> 00:31:18,025
man, I'm telling you,
especially once I slow it down,
534
00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:19,833
add some music and effects to this shit.
535
00:31:19,868 --> 00:31:21,895
Nina's got this great idea about
536
00:31:21,930 --> 00:31:23,683
cross-cutting his freak
out with the pictures
537
00:31:23,718 --> 00:31:25,877
of the dead kids, but I'm, you know what.
538
00:31:25,912 --> 00:31:28,002
- But Diego, you know, we don't even know
539
00:31:28,037 --> 00:31:29,952
that these guys had
anything to do with that.
540
00:31:29,987 --> 00:31:31,578
I mean we don't know jack shit.
541
00:31:31,613 --> 00:31:34,104
- Exactly; that's the
best fucking part, man,
542
00:31:34,139 --> 00:31:35,705
this shit's all make believe.
543
00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:38,986
Guy's a fucking wino, he's
got a lot of weird stuff
544
00:31:39,021 --> 00:31:42,233
in there though, man, I'm
talking crazy town shit.
545
00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:43,633
- Like what?
- Um.
546
00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:47,835
Like a shit ton of knives,
lot of hunting stuff too.
547
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:54,291
- I don't know man;
did you say a shit ton?
548
00:31:55,494 --> 00:31:58,056
- Hey, Larry, do you
think the Church of Satan
549
00:31:58,091 --> 00:32:00,522
will sue us if I use
their logo on this shit?
550
00:32:00,557 --> 00:32:02,919
I mean like, it's just
that goat head thing
551
00:32:02,954 --> 00:32:06,244
over an upside down star,
they can't own that shit.
552
00:32:06,279 --> 00:32:07,522
Can they?
553
00:32:07,557 --> 00:32:09,454
- Hey, where's Linda, Diego?
554
00:32:09,489 --> 00:32:11,776
- Uh, inside, I
think; Nina asked her to help
555
00:32:11,811 --> 00:32:12,751
prep the cameras.
556
00:32:12,786 --> 00:32:16,674
- Huh; and the guy?
- Cropsey?
557
00:32:16,709 --> 00:32:18,722
Ah, we got him chained
up in there man, he's not
558
00:32:18,757 --> 00:32:19,809
going anywhere.
559
00:32:19,844 --> 00:32:24,201
- Cropsey; we're
really going to call him that.
560
00:32:24,236 --> 00:32:27,607
- We got to call him something,
he's the boogeyman, man.
561
00:32:27,642 --> 00:32:30,978
Come on, we're going to make
that dude a fucking legend.
562
00:32:31,013 --> 00:32:34,358
Hey, can you hear that?
563
00:32:34,393 --> 00:32:38,510
- Um, yeah, I got it,
probably just my cell phone,
564
00:32:38,545 --> 00:32:41,427
I must've forgotten to turn it off.
565
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,394
Hey Diego, can I borrow that
portable battery charger?
566
00:32:45,429 --> 00:32:46,956
For your cell phone?
567
00:32:46,991 --> 00:32:48,935
No, Nina says it's only for the sat phone,
568
00:32:48,970 --> 00:32:52,067
the laptop and then the
camera's batteries and shit.
569
00:32:52,102 --> 00:32:54,375
Look, me and you we got to wait
until the morning to charge,
570
00:32:54,410 --> 00:32:56,362
when there's sunlight; power's
at a premium around here
571
00:32:56,397 --> 00:32:57,838
baby, we're off the grid.
572
00:32:57,873 --> 00:32:59,534
It'll take all day for hot bricks.
573
00:32:59,569 --> 00:33:01,195
- Well, we got the best of it.
574
00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:03,902
Um, cool, yeah, I got it.
575
00:33:03,937 --> 00:33:06,015
- Now you want to
go inside and prep that kit?
576
00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:08,348
- Yeah.
- Awesome, good talk.
577
00:33:13,089 --> 00:33:15,877
I don't know, I don't
know, I don't know, maybe-
578
00:33:19,808 --> 00:33:21,975
- Holy shit, look at that.
579
00:33:23,614 --> 00:33:26,946
- Oh, I think it's got blood on it.
580
00:33:26,981 --> 00:33:29,395
Oh, I wonder what kind of knife that is.
581
00:33:29,430 --> 00:33:31,452
- What do you think he uses it for?
582
00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:33,216
- I don't know, like for
hunting or something.
583
00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:46,521
Hey actually you know what can you pan
584
00:33:46,556 --> 00:33:50,723
across the walls and see
how it looks on the inside.
585
00:33:52,426 --> 00:33:55,284
Oh yeah, no, that's
definitely not going to do,
586
00:33:55,319 --> 00:34:00,133
we're going to have to add
some dramatic effects to this.
587
00:34:00,168 --> 00:34:01,858
What do you want to do?
588
00:34:01,893 --> 00:34:04,446
- I mean I don't know,
we're going to have to
589
00:34:04,481 --> 00:34:06,999
just do more with it,
this is for the kids,
590
00:34:07,034 --> 00:34:09,139
you know, have to show it to the world,
591
00:34:09,174 --> 00:34:11,531
put it on the internet.
592
00:34:11,566 --> 00:34:13,200
- Well, yeah, but we're lying.
593
00:34:13,235 --> 00:34:15,105
- Of course we're lying,
but you know what,
594
00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:17,560
the media lies; and Fox
News is full of bullshit,
595
00:34:17,595 --> 00:34:19,981
but just do it for the
frickin' coverage, okay?
596
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,064
I mean, look at this guy.
597
00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:26,904
He's probably done a lot
of horrible things, okay?
598
00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,952
We're just going to use him for a symbol,
599
00:34:28,987 --> 00:34:31,437
and we're just going to fuck
him up a little bit, and then
600
00:34:31,472 --> 00:34:34,770
tomorrow we'll go home, I promise, okay?
601
00:34:39,379 --> 00:34:40,592
You hear that, buddy?
602
00:34:40,627 --> 00:34:43,271
You're going to be a
symbol for the people.
603
00:34:43,306 --> 00:34:47,473
- Cropsey lives,
and we're going to show it.
604
00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:49,887
Bring it in, girl.
605
00:34:57,231 --> 00:34:59,146
This is an H A T E
606
00:34:59,181 --> 00:35:03,867
channel, and we're reporting
live, from Cropsey.
607
00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:05,714
Roll the bumper.
608
00:35:32,019 --> 00:35:34,175
- We speak for the
marginalized, the deceived,
609
00:35:34,210 --> 00:35:36,238
the forgotten, and the damned,
610
00:35:36,273 --> 00:35:38,267
we are the voice of the people.
611
00:35:40,828 --> 00:35:44,474
- Carmen Vasquez,
abducted July 17th.
612
00:35:44,509 --> 00:35:47,898
Latisha Watson, abducted July 23rd.
613
00:35:47,933 --> 00:35:51,288
Martino Desoto, abducted August third.
614
00:35:52,242 --> 00:35:55,492
Antonio de Jesus, abducted August 17th.
615
00:36:03,031 --> 00:36:06,272
- You want to know, the
world wants to know.
616
00:36:06,307 --> 00:36:09,947
This is where Cropsey has
done all his evil torturings.
617
00:36:09,982 --> 00:36:13,588
This is his abattoir,
,
618
00:36:13,623 --> 00:36:15,151
show the world!
619
00:36:15,186 --> 00:36:17,603
Let there be light.
620
00:37:04,896 --> 00:37:07,896
- This is for all the lost children.
621
00:37:12,203 --> 00:37:13,870
This is for justice!
622
00:37:17,070 --> 00:37:19,614
And this is,
623
00:37:19,649 --> 00:37:21,232
that means for you.
624
00:37:24,213 --> 00:37:26,483
Jesus, fuck!
625
00:37:26,518 --> 00:37:28,697
Oh my God, he just shit himself.
626
00:37:31,129 --> 00:37:32,278
- Are you serious?
627
00:37:32,313 --> 00:37:33,714
Guys, come back here.
628
00:37:33,749 --> 00:37:35,116
Guys, what the fuck!
629
00:37:45,572 --> 00:37:48,489
Did you hear that, Larry?
630
00:38:38,502 --> 00:38:40,419
- Aw, he went to sleep!
631
00:38:42,298 --> 00:38:44,696
So, anyway, so I took the house,
632
00:38:44,731 --> 00:38:47,061
and I looped it back for the end bumper.
633
00:38:47,096 --> 00:38:48,894
Fucking shot was huge.
634
00:38:50,994 --> 00:38:54,244
- Por que, why are you so good, D, why.
635
00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:59,351
- I don't know, I don't know.
636
00:39:03,082 --> 00:39:04,190
Woo!
637
00:39:05,694 --> 00:39:08,200
- You know, you could've killed him, Nina.
638
00:39:08,235 --> 00:39:10,707
- You know what Larry, you should shut up
639
00:39:10,742 --> 00:39:12,692
and trust me, okay, because I know
640
00:39:12,727 --> 00:39:16,134
what I'm doing, I just
gave him a little bit
641
00:39:16,169 --> 00:39:18,159
of a nighty-night tap.
642
00:39:18,194 --> 00:39:20,444
D, what are our numbers at.
643
00:39:21,385 --> 00:39:25,152
- Well, just checking;
we're already topping 420.
644
00:39:25,187 --> 00:39:28,919
But, but, but,
if we can get that guy
645
00:39:30,904 --> 00:39:32,964
in there be do some crazy shit for us-
646
00:39:32,999 --> 00:39:37,644
- Oh I have a better idea;
hey, Linda, how about
647
00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:40,940
you and me go topless in the next segment.
648
00:39:40,975 --> 00:39:42,186
- Yeah right.
649
00:39:42,221 --> 00:39:45,493
- No I'm serious, I mean
you've got a good body,
650
00:39:45,528 --> 00:39:47,519
we'll definitely put the mask on,
651
00:39:47,554 --> 00:39:49,476
I mean I'll put the mask on too,
652
00:39:49,511 --> 00:39:51,816
and then we'll show our tetas, which means
653
00:39:51,851 --> 00:39:53,733
tits in Spanish, Larry.
654
00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:57,413
- You guys would fucking
break the internet.
655
00:39:57,448 --> 00:40:01,780
- Enough, Nina; not having
Linda go porn out with you.
656
00:40:01,815 --> 00:40:04,049
- You know what Larry, just shut up okay,
657
00:40:04,084 --> 00:40:06,283
because she has a nice pair of tetas.
658
00:40:06,318 --> 00:40:07,081
- They're nice bro.
659
00:40:07,116 --> 00:40:08,922
- Go home Nina, you're drunk.
660
00:40:08,957 --> 00:40:10,749
- Yeah I don't really
see how my tits are going
661
00:40:10,784 --> 00:40:12,633
to save these kids Nina.
662
00:40:12,668 --> 00:40:14,482
- Oh, I know what you want.
663
00:40:16,732 --> 00:40:19,915
You want to make out
like we did in college.
664
00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:23,099
We show our tetas, while
we're fucking him up,
665
00:40:23,134 --> 00:40:23,897
oh that's great.
666
00:40:23,932 --> 00:40:26,069
- Okay, alright, I need to go piss,
667
00:40:26,104 --> 00:40:27,499
Larry, come with me.
668
00:40:27,534 --> 00:40:29,573
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay, good.
669
00:40:29,608 --> 00:40:30,490
Very funny.
670
00:40:32,635 --> 00:40:34,531
D, let me see your gun.
671
00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:36,614
- Fuck that man, it's my gun.
672
00:40:36,649 --> 00:40:39,539
- Fucking come
on, Diego, it's dark out.
673
00:40:39,574 --> 00:40:41,872
- Okay, okay, alright, here.
674
00:40:43,309 --> 00:40:46,043
Wait wait, wait, hey, be
careful with that thing
675
00:40:46,078 --> 00:40:48,778
man, that fucker doesn't
have a safety, don't
676
00:40:48,813 --> 00:40:50,800
shoot your dick off bro.
677
00:40:50,835 --> 00:40:52,788
- If you can find it!
678
00:40:53,621 --> 00:40:56,311
Don't want to go too far, man.
679
00:40:56,346 --> 00:40:57,978
- Bring it in, what.
680
00:41:12,265 --> 00:41:13,699
- I can't find anywhere to go.
681
00:41:13,734 --> 00:41:16,817
- Go with Nina if you want to go pee.
682
00:41:43,943 --> 00:41:47,673
Okay, okay that's good,
shine your flashlight
683
00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:51,403
over there, okay, now
keep the flashlight on me,
684
00:41:52,362 --> 00:41:55,112
okay Larry?
- Yeah, sure.
685
00:41:57,032 --> 00:41:59,397
Hey Lin?
- What?
686
00:41:59,432 --> 00:42:03,701
I'm kind of busy trying not
to piss myself over here.
687
00:42:03,736 --> 00:42:05,719
- I think we want to head back.
688
00:42:05,754 --> 00:42:06,517
Why?
689
00:42:06,552 --> 00:42:08,125
Are you talking about what Nina said?
690
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,917
Come on, she's just being Nina.
691
00:42:10,952 --> 00:42:13,675
- Nah dude, I mean like back home.
692
00:42:17,429 --> 00:42:21,346
This is wrong, you know,
what we're doing here.
693
00:42:22,753 --> 00:42:25,536
I knew that we were going
to fuck with this guy
694
00:42:25,571 --> 00:42:28,320
a little bit, but Nina
goes and hits this guy
695
00:42:28,355 --> 00:42:31,271
in the face with a hammer, nuh uh, that's
696
00:42:31,306 --> 00:42:32,731
too much, even for me.
697
00:42:32,766 --> 00:42:34,121
Oh shit.
698
00:42:34,156 --> 00:42:35,919
I know, it's fucked up, right?
699
00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:39,030
- No uh, is poison ivy the dull leaves
700
00:42:39,065 --> 00:42:40,078
or the shiny ones?
701
00:42:40,113 --> 00:42:41,019
- How the hell would I know?
702
00:42:41,054 --> 00:42:42,455
- Because I think I just stuck my ass
703
00:42:42,490 --> 00:42:43,680
in a patch of it.
704
00:42:43,715 --> 00:42:44,653
- Oh here, let me see.
705
00:42:44,688 --> 00:42:47,033
- Were you just filming me
taking a piss in the woods?
706
00:42:47,068 --> 00:42:49,563
That is fucked up, even for you, Larry.
707
00:42:49,598 --> 00:42:51,132
Shut up, Linda!
708
00:42:51,167 --> 00:42:55,366
Listen I'm just documenting
everything that Nina's doing.
709
00:42:55,401 --> 00:42:58,344
See, I'm not going to jail for this.
710
00:42:58,379 --> 00:43:01,287
That's why I want to head back, okay?
711
00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:08,800
- Let's go back.
- Yeah, okay.
712
00:43:10,590 --> 00:43:12,172
Lin, would you hold up?
713
00:43:12,207 --> 00:43:14,790
Hold on, Linda, Linda, hold on!
714
00:43:16,626 --> 00:43:18,192
Woah woah woah, hey, shh.
715
00:43:18,227 --> 00:43:19,025
You okay?
716
00:43:21,864 --> 00:43:25,197
Nothing, it's nothing, just, that sound,
717
00:43:26,147 --> 00:43:27,814
it carries out here.
718
00:43:28,778 --> 00:43:31,077
There's nothing there.
719
00:43:41,172 --> 00:43:43,005
Want to bet?
720
00:43:48,210 --> 00:43:50,960
- Okay, okay, let's go, let's go.
721
00:44:59,980 --> 00:45:00,980
- Ahem, hey.
722
00:45:02,716 --> 00:45:04,011
- What's up.
723
00:45:04,046 --> 00:45:05,733
- You don't taste like chocolate milk.
724
00:45:05,768 --> 00:45:08,227
- I never said my mouth did.
725
00:45:08,262 --> 00:45:10,687
Hey, where's my gun, bro.
726
00:45:11,798 --> 00:45:15,121
- Okay, Diego here did a wonderful job
727
00:45:15,156 --> 00:45:17,871
of setting up cameras all around,
728
00:45:18,809 --> 00:45:21,044
but do you know what, in there
729
00:45:21,079 --> 00:45:24,055
we have a crazy man and
he's really dangerous
730
00:45:24,090 --> 00:45:27,031
and we need a little
bit of a personal touch
731
00:45:27,066 --> 00:45:28,650
of watch, so guess what?
732
00:45:28,685 --> 00:45:31,638
That's you, Larry Barry; two hours,
733
00:45:31,673 --> 00:45:36,477
then Linda, then Diego, and
then of course, not last
734
00:45:36,512 --> 00:45:38,890
and not least, myself.
735
00:45:38,925 --> 00:45:40,904
- Why do I got to go first?
736
00:45:40,939 --> 00:45:43,256
Can't I just sit out here,
and look at the videos?
737
00:45:43,291 --> 00:45:45,573
- Because you fucking
irritate the fuck out of me,
738
00:45:45,608 --> 00:45:47,951
Larry, that's why, okay?
739
00:45:47,986 --> 00:45:49,884
- Dude I'm not sitting in
there in the fucking dark
740
00:45:49,919 --> 00:45:51,895
and I'm all alone, okay, that's fucked up.
741
00:45:51,930 --> 00:45:55,159
- Oh my God, you're right, I've been
742
00:45:55,194 --> 00:45:57,901
inconsiderate this whole
time, what was I thinking?
743
00:45:57,936 --> 00:46:01,155
You know what, you can take
a flashlight in with you
744
00:46:01,190 --> 00:46:04,340
and if you go inside and
you feel really scared,
745
00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:08,542
you can come out here and piss
your pants in front of us.
746
00:46:10,235 --> 00:46:11,823
You know what your problem is, Larry?
747
00:46:11,858 --> 00:46:13,682
It's that you don't
realize that you're just
748
00:46:13,717 --> 00:46:16,770
another face in a yellow
mask with a hint of red,
749
00:46:16,805 --> 00:46:18,516
and that any other theater student
750
00:46:18,551 --> 00:46:20,228
would give their left tit or right nut
751
00:46:20,263 --> 00:46:22,145
to be in your position.
752
00:46:23,176 --> 00:46:25,074
- Fuck me.
- Oh you know what,
753
00:46:25,109 --> 00:46:27,431
I would, but I'd be too
afraid to catch stupid.
754
00:46:27,466 --> 00:46:31,598
He's a frickin' idiot.
755
00:47:48,914 --> 00:47:50,437
Hey hey hey, hey mister,
756
00:47:50,472 --> 00:47:53,797
woah, woah woah woah,
mister, are you okay?
757
00:47:53,832 --> 00:47:56,630
Mister.
758
00:48:05,004 --> 00:48:05,837
Oh.
759
00:48:14,128 --> 00:48:14,961
Mister.
760
00:48:22,219 --> 00:48:23,886
- Oh, fucking bitch.
761
00:48:32,189 --> 00:48:34,606
What have you done to my hut?
762
00:48:42,788 --> 00:48:45,788
- Oh, hey hey hey, mister, you okay?
763
00:48:50,770 --> 00:48:54,687
This is so bullshit,
okay, and I'm going to get
764
00:48:55,687 --> 00:48:59,484
the fuck out of here and
I'm going to get the cops.
765
00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:03,891
It's all going to be
alright, you know, like.
766
00:49:37,076 --> 00:49:40,022
He is coming for you boy.
767
00:49:41,339 --> 00:49:43,951
- Hey, uh, I got to, just to let you know,
768
00:49:43,986 --> 00:49:47,402
I don't have anything
to do with this, okay?
769
00:49:47,437 --> 00:49:50,819
I didn't or hurt, or,
hurt hurt, harm this man
770
00:49:50,854 --> 00:49:52,195
in any way.
771
00:49:52,230 --> 00:49:54,397
- You're all going to die.
772
00:49:55,505 --> 00:49:57,967
- And I promise I love the authorities
773
00:49:58,002 --> 00:49:59,289
in every way possible.
774
00:49:59,324 --> 00:50:00,576
- You fucking rat.
775
00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:03,437
Diego, take away that camera.
776
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:12,727
- You're going to die, bitch,
you're going to fucking die.
777
00:50:12,762 --> 00:50:17,212
You're all going to fucking
die, die bitch, die.
778
00:50:30,559 --> 00:50:31,476
- Cover me.
779
00:50:51,917 --> 00:50:53,896
What the fuck?
780
00:50:53,931 --> 00:50:55,713
What, who is that?
781
00:50:55,748 --> 00:50:56,616
How the fuck do I know,
782
00:50:56,651 --> 00:50:58,201
do I have to fucking write you a song?
783
00:50:58,236 --> 00:50:59,628
Alright, that motherfucker tries
784
00:50:59,663 --> 00:51:00,985
coming in here I'll shoot him;
785
00:51:01,020 --> 00:51:03,987
got to find something to hit him with.
786
00:51:04,022 --> 00:51:05,737
- Motherfucker, argh.
787
00:51:12,866 --> 00:51:14,809
Diego, shoot him over the head.
788
00:51:17,652 --> 00:51:20,840
- That's right motherfucker,
you better run!
789
00:51:20,875 --> 00:51:24,029
Eat a dick bitches, I'm
a fucking legend, eh!
790
00:51:24,064 --> 00:51:24,827
- Woo.
791
00:51:24,862 --> 00:51:27,779
- Asshole, oh fuck, fuck, look what
792
00:51:28,917 --> 00:51:30,045
he did to my shit, Nina.
793
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:34,247
- Hey, chill Diego, it's
going to be okay, alright?
794
00:51:35,235 --> 00:51:37,748
Fuck, you shot it without
our god damn masks
795
00:51:37,783 --> 00:51:41,386
again you motherfucker,
you always fuck up my shot.
796
00:51:41,421 --> 00:51:44,386
Nina, we've got a problem.
797
00:52:00,053 --> 00:52:04,220
- So, the sat-phone's fucked
up, my laptop is toast.
798
00:52:06,734 --> 00:52:09,732
Body camera's hacked to shit
too; think my hard drive is,
799
00:52:09,767 --> 00:52:13,432
it's okay, so that leaves
us with this camera, Linda
800
00:52:13,467 --> 00:52:15,466
and Larry's body camera, the SnorriCam rig
801
00:52:15,501 --> 00:52:18,962
and the low-light security
camera in the cabin.
802
00:52:18,997 --> 00:52:21,879
Oh, and all of it stinks like piss.
803
00:52:22,982 --> 00:52:24,737
- Well, we modify
the low light cameras
804
00:52:24,772 --> 00:52:26,383
to use in the woods?
805
00:52:26,418 --> 00:52:30,186
- Yeah, it'll take me a
second, but I can do that.
806
00:52:30,221 --> 00:52:32,569
So there you have it Mr Geico
man, all my shit's fucked
807
00:52:32,604 --> 00:52:34,840
up and I want money to replace it.
808
00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:35,723
Sound good, awesome.
809
00:52:35,758 --> 00:52:37,161
- Dude is that the only
thing you give a shit about?
810
00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:39,050
- Larry, my shit's expensive as fuck
811
00:52:39,085 --> 00:52:39,883
so kind of, yeah.
812
00:52:44,961 --> 00:52:48,255
- We will find the creature named Cropsey,
813
00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:52,433
and we will break the lies
perpetrated by the media.
814
00:52:52,468 --> 00:52:55,226
Some of us have lost faith in the mission.
815
00:52:55,261 --> 00:52:57,993
Some of us have broken from the pack,
816
00:52:58,028 --> 00:53:00,725
but those poseurs, those amateurs,
817
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,909
will be forgotten in history.
818
00:53:02,944 --> 00:53:05,461
And we will not help
them with any provisions
819
00:53:05,496 --> 00:53:07,884
or assistance that they may need.
820
00:53:07,919 --> 00:53:10,087
- Please, guys, this is so fucked up.
821
00:53:10,122 --> 00:53:12,256
Come on, Nina, there's still time,
822
00:53:12,291 --> 00:53:14,025
the cops will understand.
823
00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:15,724
- What, that I had the balls
824
00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:17,569
to do what you and Larry couldn't?
825
00:53:17,604 --> 00:53:19,813
That we will be famous and you will not?
826
00:53:19,848 --> 00:53:22,462
We are reporting live
and we do not have masks
827
00:53:22,497 --> 00:53:24,625
because we believe in the truth;
828
00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:28,775
we will find this pig
named Cropsey, and we will
829
00:53:28,810 --> 00:53:30,832
return the missing children.
830
00:53:30,867 --> 00:53:32,339
- Goddamn Nina, you don't even know
831
00:53:32,374 --> 00:53:35,274
that this guy had anything to
do with those missing kids!
832
00:53:35,309 --> 00:53:37,996
Hey, she fucking killed
that old dude in there.
833
00:53:38,031 --> 00:53:40,684
Yeah, she bashed his fucking
face in with a hammer.
834
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:43,129
- Yeah, and we can easily edit that out.
835
00:53:43,164 --> 00:53:45,452
Murderer.
836
00:53:45,487 --> 00:53:48,895
- By the time I'm done
editing the two of you,
837
00:53:48,930 --> 00:53:52,287
you will look like the asshat
and whiny little bitches
838
00:53:52,322 --> 00:53:55,910
that you are, and you, both of you,
839
00:53:55,945 --> 00:54:00,878
I want you to leave my kingdom
right now and never return.
840
00:54:00,913 --> 00:54:02,128
Shoo, fuck off.
841
00:54:03,202 --> 00:54:05,726
This is fucking bullshit.
842
00:54:05,761 --> 00:54:08,250
D, dude, say something.
843
00:54:11,236 --> 00:54:13,422
I don't even know how far
it is back to the car,
844
00:54:13,457 --> 00:54:15,919
you know, or what way.
845
00:54:15,954 --> 00:54:20,037
- Diego please, look, I
know you like me, please.
846
00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:24,506
- Go that way; follow
the trail, head straight.
847
00:54:24,541 --> 00:54:28,250
- By the time you bring
the cops here, we shall
848
00:54:28,285 --> 00:54:31,960
be fucking famous; now
leave, little fucktards, go.
849
00:54:33,779 --> 00:54:34,791
You're fucking crazy.
850
00:54:34,826 --> 00:54:36,455
- Ta ta.
- Shoo.
851
00:54:36,490 --> 00:54:38,164
Watch out for the-
852
00:54:49,159 --> 00:54:50,619
- Where you going?
853
00:54:50,654 --> 00:54:52,045
- Left.
- No, right.
854
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,002
- No, I think this is where
we go left, I remember.
855
00:54:54,037 --> 00:54:57,002
- No no, this way, come on, come on.
856
00:55:14,171 --> 00:55:17,338
Alright, now I'm making this recording
857
00:55:18,553 --> 00:55:20,322
so that they have a record, so they know
858
00:55:20,357 --> 00:55:22,572
what happened, alright Lin?
859
00:55:26,332 --> 00:55:29,779
We're lost, I don't know
where we went wrong.
860
00:55:29,814 --> 00:55:31,360
- Yeah, I told you we should go left.
861
00:55:31,395 --> 00:55:35,142
- Jesus fuck, Linda, okay,
I heard you the first time,
862
00:55:35,177 --> 00:55:37,853
you don't have to keep
fucking reminding me.
863
00:55:40,992 --> 00:55:44,159
Oh no no, hey, hey hey stop stop stop,
864
00:55:45,319 --> 00:55:47,133
it's okay, it's okay.
865
00:55:47,168 --> 00:55:49,811
I didn't mean that, you're scared.
866
00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:52,525
Hey, I'm scared too, it's okay.
867
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:55,205
- What are we going to do, Larry?
868
00:55:56,768 --> 00:55:59,518
- Well, the sun sets in the West,
869
00:56:00,432 --> 00:56:03,824
I guess we just keep on heading West
870
00:56:03,859 --> 00:56:05,402
until we hit the ocean, right?
871
00:56:05,437 --> 00:56:06,911
- Yeah but what if we don't.
872
00:56:06,946 --> 00:56:09,867
- Hey, of course we will, state's
873
00:56:09,902 --> 00:56:11,585
not that damn big, you know?
874
00:56:11,620 --> 00:56:13,155
We'll be okay.
875
00:56:15,150 --> 00:56:15,983
Fuck!
876
00:56:19,198 --> 00:56:20,099
- What the fuck is that?
877
00:56:20,134 --> 00:56:21,599
- Shhh, it's okay.
878
00:56:26,479 --> 00:56:28,812
Think it was just an animal.
879
00:56:29,663 --> 00:56:32,141
We should probably get going.
880
00:56:32,176 --> 00:56:33,793
I don't want it to get dark on us, okay?
881
00:56:33,828 --> 00:56:37,496
Go, go go go go go go go go go, go.
882
00:56:37,531 --> 00:56:38,663
Ah, fuck dude.
883
00:56:42,576 --> 00:56:45,623
Come on, Lin.
- I'm coming.
884
00:56:45,658 --> 00:56:49,424
Linda are you okay, come on.
885
00:56:49,459 --> 00:56:50,626
You don't got to pee again, do you?
886
00:56:50,661 --> 00:56:53,636
- You'd have to pee all the
time if you were pregnant too.
887
00:56:53,671 --> 00:56:57,365
Woah, what'd you just say?
888
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:58,615
- I'm pregnant.
889
00:57:00,492 --> 00:57:04,157
- You're, babe, you-
- Can we please just
890
00:57:04,192 --> 00:57:07,560
talk about this after we get
the fuck out of here, Larry?
891
00:57:07,595 --> 00:57:10,929
- Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
sure, sure, just come on.
892
00:57:13,418 --> 00:57:16,085
Okay, just stay close now, okay?
893
00:57:16,937 --> 00:57:18,993
Come on, come on, come on, I'm right here.
894
00:57:19,028 --> 00:57:20,698
Larry, I don't like this.
895
00:57:20,733 --> 00:57:22,701
I know, I know, just,
896
00:57:22,736 --> 00:57:24,670
just follow me, okay?
897
00:57:26,419 --> 00:57:27,848
Alright.
- Oh God.
898
00:57:27,883 --> 00:57:32,050
- Holy shit, Lin,
it's that thing from before!
899
00:57:38,173 --> 00:57:40,788
- Why are you fucking filming this?
900
00:57:40,823 --> 00:57:42,175
- Because they're
going to need a record,
901
00:57:42,210 --> 00:57:44,062
you know, like the cops.
902
00:57:44,097 --> 00:57:46,300
They're going to need
a record of all this.
903
00:57:46,335 --> 00:57:49,419
How the fuck did this thing get here?
904
00:57:49,454 --> 00:57:50,965
- Jesus fuck, Larry, you mean we have been
905
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,229
going in circles this entire time?
906
00:57:53,264 --> 00:57:55,870
No, no no no, just relax, okay?
907
00:57:55,905 --> 00:57:59,808
Uh, let me just think, no, no no no, look,
908
00:57:59,843 --> 00:58:03,428
this is good, you know,
remember we saw this thing
909
00:58:03,463 --> 00:58:05,678
when we were only about two hours in.
910
00:58:05,713 --> 00:58:07,893
That must mean that we're on our way out.
911
00:58:07,928 --> 00:58:09,435
- We moved it, Larry, remember?
912
00:58:09,470 --> 00:58:10,877
We fucking moved it to get a better shot.
913
00:58:10,912 --> 00:58:14,115
This isn't the same
place, somebody moved it.
914
00:58:14,150 --> 00:58:16,448
Oh, that fucking guy, Larry.
915
00:58:18,457 --> 00:58:21,516
Larry, Larry!
916
00:58:39,618 --> 00:58:42,323
- Night vision test, take one, marker.
917
00:58:42,358 --> 00:58:44,994
We are rolling on a night vision test.
918
00:58:45,029 --> 00:58:48,182
- Ah, this looks
fucking awesome, D.
919
00:58:48,217 --> 00:58:49,908
- Hell yeah,
Nina, we got an infra-red
920
00:58:49,943 --> 00:58:51,591
flashlight now so we can see in the dark.
921
00:58:51,626 --> 00:58:53,332
- We'll get some
reccies on this guy,
922
00:58:53,367 --> 00:58:55,038
and then we just have to be prepared
923
00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:57,329
for everything and anything.
924
00:58:57,364 --> 00:58:58,363
As long as we've got that gun,
925
00:58:58,398 --> 00:58:59,676
Nina, we'll be cool.
926
00:58:59,711 --> 00:59:03,628
If that fucker shows up,
blast him in the face.
927
00:59:20,813 --> 00:59:24,396
- Oh man, this is going
to be fucking epic.
928
00:59:27,643 --> 00:59:30,226
How long do you think
before the cops get here?
929
00:59:30,261 --> 00:59:32,775
- Well, they left
about four hours ago.
930
00:59:32,810 --> 00:59:33,954
Figure they have to
have found their way out
931
00:59:33,989 --> 00:59:35,368
by now, right?
932
00:59:35,403 --> 00:59:36,975
As long as the cops
don't think they're high,
933
00:59:37,010 --> 00:59:38,513
or fucked up on some
shit, we probably have
934
00:59:38,548 --> 00:59:40,933
an hour or two, maybe,
tops, before they fly over,
935
00:59:40,968 --> 00:59:42,798
do some kind of look-see I guess.
936
00:59:42,833 --> 00:59:44,496
But it's night, they'll have to wait
937
00:59:44,531 --> 00:59:46,160
'til morning before they do anything,
938
00:59:46,195 --> 00:59:47,151
can't do shit at night.
939
00:59:47,186 --> 00:59:48,568
Unless you're me.
940
00:59:55,824 --> 00:59:58,562
Fuck, what the fuck is that?
941
00:59:58,597 --> 01:00:02,264
- Oh, do you think we
can do a standup here?
942
01:00:03,297 --> 01:00:04,637
Yeah yeah, just cover yourself
943
01:00:04,672 --> 01:00:06,319
with your jacket and use the body cam,
944
01:00:06,354 --> 01:00:08,375
it's got a fisheye lens,
focus should be fine.
945
01:00:08,410 --> 01:00:11,542
I don't want any light giving us away.
946
01:00:19,081 --> 01:00:21,582
- Okay, here, take this.
947
01:00:31,468 --> 01:00:32,678
We have positively
948
01:00:32,713 --> 01:00:35,157
identified the man and we
have been tracing him deep;
949
01:00:35,192 --> 01:00:37,511
we believe this man has
been posing dangers to us,
950
01:00:37,546 --> 01:00:40,062
but we, because we care
only for the children,
951
01:00:40,097 --> 01:00:43,273
because we care only for
the children, and we will
952
01:00:43,308 --> 01:00:46,414
find them and help them
survive; we will bring
953
01:00:46,449 --> 01:00:50,809
true American justice and
bring him into the light.
954
01:00:50,844 --> 01:00:53,377
For we will battle him if we must.
955
01:00:53,412 --> 01:00:56,375
We are coming for you,
we are coming for you.
956
01:00:56,410 --> 01:00:59,125
And may God bless us in our work,
957
01:01:00,913 --> 01:01:04,080
because we care only for the children.
958
01:01:05,911 --> 01:01:07,381
Hey D, do you think I should've gone
959
01:01:07,416 --> 01:01:09,631
a little bit more dramatic?
960
01:01:11,070 --> 01:01:11,903
D?
961
01:01:17,710 --> 01:01:18,784
D.
962
01:02:09,377 --> 01:02:10,911
Fuck, blind me much, D?
963
01:02:10,946 --> 01:02:13,984
- Shut up, there's
something out there in the woods,
964
01:02:14,019 --> 01:02:17,022
and I think it's been
collecting this kind of thing.
965
01:02:17,057 --> 01:02:19,703
This shit is fucking weird.
966
01:02:21,417 --> 01:02:22,956
Hard drive corruption.
967
01:02:47,207 --> 01:02:48,540
Larry!
968
01:02:55,924 --> 01:02:58,651
Fuck this.
969
01:02:58,686 --> 01:03:01,188
I'm a bad person.
970
01:03:01,223 --> 01:03:05,390
I'm so sorry, Linda.
971
01:03:07,146 --> 01:03:11,134
I'm so sorry, Linda.
972
01:03:25,220 --> 01:03:26,890
Hey, sh, sh.
973
01:03:32,264 --> 01:03:34,764
Shit, be quiet, he'll hear us.
974
01:03:40,129 --> 01:03:44,524
Attention, attention, attention.
975
01:03:46,184 --> 01:03:47,692
Better here what I've got to say, because
976
01:03:47,727 --> 01:03:48,490
you won't get it again.
977
01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:50,390
Don't talk to me about
the land of the free
978
01:03:50,425 --> 01:03:53,445
and the home of the brave
until everybody's free!
979
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:54,653
We're going to have to dream,
980
01:03:54,688 --> 01:03:56,730
you will get out of this earthbound state
981
01:03:56,765 --> 01:03:57,826
when you rise to the sensitivity-
982
01:03:57,861 --> 01:03:58,970
- Maybe there's
something left to-
983
01:03:59,005 --> 01:04:00,272
Shh!
984
01:04:00,307 --> 01:04:01,456
- So if
you don't like this house-
985
01:04:01,491 --> 01:04:03,667
- I think he heard
us; shit, he heard us!
986
01:04:03,702 --> 01:04:05,808
- No he didn't,
we're fine, be quiet.
987
01:04:05,843 --> 01:04:07,391
- I
am something more than
988
01:04:07,426 --> 01:04:09,712
ordinary man, because I am
not what you think you are.
989
01:04:09,747 --> 01:04:12,096
- We're going to
have to kill him now.
990
01:04:12,131 --> 01:04:13,920
- Just fucking said that's
what I'm going to do.
991
01:04:13,955 --> 01:04:14,920
- Shh; shit.
992
01:04:26,864 --> 01:04:27,885
I have come from
993
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:31,550
the farthest of the East, I am a god-
994
01:04:31,585 --> 01:04:33,498
- What if there's
a fucking chain or shit?
995
01:04:34,673 --> 01:04:35,590
Shit, fuck.
996
01:04:40,427 --> 01:04:41,502
This is fucking intense,
997
01:04:41,537 --> 01:04:43,543
we should get the fuck out of here-
998
01:04:43,578 --> 01:04:44,730
- We're getting some
fucking good-ass coverage,
999
01:04:44,765 --> 01:04:45,528
whatever the fuck I'm filming.
1000
01:04:45,563 --> 01:04:46,517
And woman that cometh
1001
01:04:46,552 --> 01:04:48,427
into this continent, into this world
1002
01:04:48,462 --> 01:04:50,267
of America today, I am that light.
1003
01:04:50,302 --> 01:04:52,256
I can create you in my
own image and likeness-
1004
01:04:52,291 --> 01:04:53,423
Shit.
1005
01:04:56,524 --> 01:04:59,357
This is too intense man.
1006
01:05:00,269 --> 01:05:02,076
Keep on filming.
1007
01:05:02,917 --> 01:05:03,916
No question, because
1008
01:05:03,951 --> 01:05:06,028
I can materialize, from thin air.
1009
01:05:06,063 --> 01:05:08,009
Now in my house,
1010
01:05:08,044 --> 01:05:10,678
I don't bother with what fear may say.
1011
01:05:10,713 --> 01:05:12,434
Well in five years, non
of our people have died-
1012
01:05:12,469 --> 01:05:13,767
Linda!
1013
01:05:17,068 --> 01:05:18,473
What was that?
1014
01:05:18,508 --> 01:05:21,091
I think it was Larry.
1015
01:05:24,588 --> 01:05:28,549
- Oh, Jesus, oh, God no, please don't.
1016
01:05:40,757 --> 01:05:42,218
Can, can you-
1017
01:05:42,253 --> 01:05:43,679
Can you hear me?
1018
01:05:45,292 --> 01:05:47,459
Linda don't, don't be mad.
1019
01:05:50,266 --> 01:05:54,433
Come and get me!
1020
01:06:02,310 --> 01:06:05,227
I'm going to try to make you proud.
1021
01:06:36,102 --> 01:06:38,326
- God, that smell, ugh.
1022
01:06:38,361 --> 01:06:39,767
- Will you just pull it together, Diego?
1023
01:06:39,802 --> 01:06:43,969
Be a Goddamned professional,
in five, four, three, two, one.
1024
01:06:46,744 --> 01:06:49,655
We are here in Cropsey's killing grounds;
1025
01:06:49,690 --> 01:06:52,098
as you can see this is
a very horrific site,
1026
01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:54,471
and we are coming to
you live with exclusive
1027
01:06:54,506 --> 01:06:57,808
footage, we are so sorry for
the victims of the families.
1028
01:06:59,763 --> 01:07:01,685
And we will avenge you!
1029
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:03,673
- Nina will you
just hurry up, come on.
1030
01:07:03,708 --> 01:07:05,592
- Will you just chill the fuck out, okay?
1031
01:07:05,627 --> 01:07:07,302
If he comes back we're
going to fucking hammer him.
1032
01:07:07,337 --> 01:07:08,524
- And what if he got Larry and Linda?
1033
01:07:08,559 --> 01:07:10,709
- Oh my God, I hope that
he fucking got Larry,
1034
01:07:10,744 --> 01:07:12,427
and you know what, I'm
pretty sure that both of them
1035
01:07:12,462 --> 01:07:14,436
are at some cop shop or
fucking eating Denny's
1036
01:07:14,471 --> 01:07:16,444
in some grand slam bullshit.
1037
01:07:16,479 --> 01:07:18,068
- Nina do you even fucking
hear yourself, huh?
1038
01:07:18,103 --> 01:07:20,518
That makes no fucking sense;
okay, if that's the case,
1039
01:07:20,553 --> 01:07:22,618
then shouldn't the park
rangers or some fucking
1040
01:07:22,653 --> 01:07:23,609
body be here by now?
1041
01:07:23,644 --> 01:07:26,300
- Okay, you need to
chill the fuck out, one,
1042
01:07:26,335 --> 01:07:28,268
and number two, I'm pretty sure this guy
1043
01:07:28,303 --> 01:07:30,622
is fucking crazy or retarded, okay?
1044
01:07:30,657 --> 01:07:33,073
I mean look at this
shit, no normal person's
1045
01:07:33,108 --> 01:07:34,941
going to fucking do this, and besides,
1046
01:07:34,976 --> 01:07:37,218
we have a fucking gun,
and if he comes back,
1047
01:07:37,253 --> 01:07:39,460
all he has is a machete,
and I'm going to shoot
1048
01:07:39,495 --> 01:07:42,977
that fucking rabid dog in the face.
1049
01:07:43,012 --> 01:07:46,425
Oh my God, that is fucking perfect.
1050
01:07:46,460 --> 01:07:48,228
Okay, we're going to do another stand up.
1051
01:07:48,263 --> 01:07:49,997
Can you look at these kids and tell me
1052
01:07:50,032 --> 01:07:51,216
which one's more fucked up?
1053
01:07:51,251 --> 01:07:53,027
- Ugh, alright,
alright, just hurry up.
1054
01:07:53,062 --> 01:07:54,768
- Oh my God, this is going to be perfect.
1055
01:07:54,803 --> 01:07:56,534
- I'm trying to get
out of here, Nina; come on.
1056
01:07:58,367 --> 01:08:01,617
- Come on, Nina, come on, come on, cry!
1057
01:08:07,899 --> 01:08:11,982
I swear on my grave I will
avenge these children.
1058
01:08:15,270 --> 01:08:17,166
Oh, that wasn't good enough Nina!
1059
01:08:17,201 --> 01:08:18,975
Come on, you can do
better, just think about
1060
01:08:19,010 --> 01:08:20,750
that chocolate cake
your Mom never gave you,
1061
01:08:20,785 --> 01:08:22,717
she never gave you chocolate cake!
1062
01:08:27,831 --> 01:08:31,998
I swear on my grave, I
will avenge these children.
1063
01:08:33,857 --> 01:08:38,024
And I will bury that beast.
1064
01:08:44,228 --> 01:08:46,012
Oh my God, are you still filming this,
1065
01:08:46,047 --> 01:08:48,296
we barely have any juice
left, will you shut it off?
1066
01:08:48,331 --> 01:08:51,990
- Do I tell
you how to do your job?
1067
01:08:52,025 --> 01:08:55,649
Oh, you are so fucked, buddy.
1068
01:08:55,684 --> 01:08:56,816
Yeah, come on.
1069
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:17,207
Closer, closer.
1070
01:09:23,926 --> 01:09:26,759
You want some, come get some, huh?
1071
01:09:29,632 --> 01:09:31,576
Eat fucking raw steel!
1072
01:09:42,446 --> 01:09:45,029
Oh, you want to get fancy, huh?
1073
01:09:46,628 --> 01:09:48,795
You want to cut something?
1074
01:09:53,039 --> 01:09:55,285
Oh, no, no wait, no no no, wait wait wait.
1075
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:56,820
No, no, no no no.
1076
01:10:15,227 --> 01:10:17,602
# And all the lies that you have taught,
1077
01:10:17,637 --> 01:10:20,019
# I ride into the darkness
1078
01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:28,792
# And with each Summer's pass,
1079
01:10:28,827 --> 01:10:31,862
# We sleep beneath the stone
1080
01:10:40,095 --> 01:10:43,295
# I want to see your face,
1081
01:10:43,330 --> 01:10:46,495
# Tell me everything's alright
1082
01:10:51,573 --> 01:10:54,571
- Sometimes you have to make sacrifices;
1083
01:10:54,606 --> 01:10:57,379
sometimes you just have to throw yourself
1084
01:10:57,414 --> 01:11:00,282
out there and I'm willing to do that.
1085
01:11:00,317 --> 01:11:03,150
I'm willing to end this reign of terror,
1086
01:11:03,185 --> 01:11:05,483
and bring down this monster.
1087
01:11:10,586 --> 01:11:11,800
Girl.
1088
01:11:11,835 --> 01:11:12,884
- Cut, okay can you check the chip
1089
01:11:12,919 --> 01:11:14,472
to make sure that was really fucking hot?
1090
01:11:14,507 --> 01:11:15,991
I'm not checking shit, Nina,
1091
01:11:16,026 --> 01:11:19,193
that was sexy as hell; aw, yeah, yeah.
1092
01:11:27,685 --> 01:11:29,367
- Look, Nina, we got to talk, okay?
1093
01:11:29,402 --> 01:11:30,898
This shit is really fucked up,
1094
01:11:30,933 --> 01:11:32,359
why don't we just get out of here.
1095
01:11:32,394 --> 01:11:35,220
- Okay, what I need from
you is a wide angle shot
1096
01:11:35,255 --> 01:11:37,229
and adjust frame to zoom in.
1097
01:11:37,264 --> 01:11:38,320
I already set the cameras around here
1098
01:11:38,355 --> 01:11:40,570
for the over-overs, thanks.
1099
01:11:44,190 --> 01:11:47,690
- Okay I think he's coming, are you ready?
1100
01:11:50,229 --> 01:11:53,146
- Oh, hi there Mr Meat Fucker, ooh.
1101
01:12:02,379 --> 01:12:05,546
Oh, how you doing there, Mr Sexy Sack?
1102
01:12:13,057 --> 01:12:15,143
Alright, hang on Linda,
1103
01:12:15,178 --> 01:12:17,162
just one second, hang on.
1104
01:12:17,197 --> 01:12:19,147
Sexy sack, mm.
1105
01:12:26,314 --> 01:12:29,842
Oh, look at that delicious
sack over your head,
1106
01:12:29,877 --> 01:12:34,044
ooh, look at that, oh, I'm
so moist from earlier, mm.
1107
01:12:36,943 --> 01:12:41,026
Oh, ooh, oh what's that,
you want to come closer?
1108
01:12:45,638 --> 01:12:46,471
Mm, mm.
1109
01:12:59,063 --> 01:13:01,646
Oh wait, I have a gift for you.
1110
01:13:05,505 --> 01:13:08,314
Ah, motherfucker, woo, don't move fucker,
1111
01:13:08,349 --> 01:13:09,965
I'm going to fucking kill you.
1112
01:13:11,226 --> 01:13:13,726
Woo, and cut!
- Holy-
1113
01:13:15,776 --> 01:13:19,443
That was intense, fuck,
Nina, look at Linda.
1114
01:13:20,912 --> 01:13:22,745
Where's the gun, Nina?
1115
01:13:24,063 --> 01:13:27,417
Oh, shit, so are we
going to follow him, or?
1116
01:13:27,452 --> 01:13:30,737
- Uh, no shit,
I just put two bullets
1117
01:13:30,772 --> 01:13:32,557
in him, he's going to bleed
out like the little bitch
1118
01:13:32,592 --> 01:13:34,836
that he is, alright, of course we're going
1119
01:13:34,871 --> 01:13:36,612
to fucking follow him.
1120
01:13:36,647 --> 01:13:38,353
- Okay, what about Linda?
1121
01:13:40,228 --> 01:13:42,667
- I mean honestly,
she's not going anywhere.
1122
01:13:42,702 --> 01:13:43,867
Nina what the fuck?
1123
01:13:43,902 --> 01:13:44,997
- Are you a doctor?
1124
01:13:45,032 --> 01:13:46,500
I'm not a fucking doctor so how the fuck
1125
01:13:46,535 --> 01:13:49,237
are we going to help her?
1126
01:13:49,272 --> 01:13:50,820
Oh, a new toy, yay!
1127
01:13:53,487 --> 01:13:55,001
Linda, I'm sorry, I'll try
1128
01:13:55,036 --> 01:13:56,515
and get you help, but.
1129
01:14:08,099 --> 01:14:10,092
- We will find you.
1130
01:14:15,753 --> 01:14:17,877
He will die a painful death.
1131
01:14:17,912 --> 01:14:21,912
He shall feel our wrath,
and he will die slowly.
1132
01:14:22,922 --> 01:14:24,505
This I promise you.
1133
01:14:31,873 --> 01:14:33,040
Is that Larry?
1134
01:14:34,439 --> 01:14:35,644
Larry?
- Nina stop.
1135
01:14:35,679 --> 01:14:37,946
- No I'm just seeing what it is.
1136
01:14:37,981 --> 01:14:40,214
- Nina come on, oh fuck, it's Larry.
1137
01:14:40,249 --> 01:14:42,654
- Whatever, you're stupid.
1138
01:14:42,689 --> 01:14:45,060
Oh, shit, I found his body.
1139
01:14:46,423 --> 01:14:48,673
Crying isn't going to help.
1140
01:14:50,477 --> 01:14:54,369
I'm so sorry.
1141
01:14:54,404 --> 01:14:56,821
- Cropsey is fatally wounded.
1142
01:14:59,718 --> 01:15:03,032
But we have to make sure, and I must make
1143
01:15:03,067 --> 01:15:06,032
one more sacrifice for the children.
1144
01:15:08,159 --> 01:15:11,409
Please know that what I do is for them.
1145
01:15:16,245 --> 01:15:17,078
Shh.
1146
01:15:20,615 --> 01:15:22,204
- Alright look, Tyrese, you just became
1147
01:15:22,239 --> 01:15:23,758
my insurance policy; if anything happens
1148
01:15:23,793 --> 01:15:26,402
to me, you get this shit
to the police, alright?
1149
01:15:26,437 --> 01:15:28,069
I'm counting on you.
1150
01:15:38,111 --> 01:15:39,694
- Run, rabbit, run!
1151
01:15:41,132 --> 01:15:44,632
Woo, ah, come on asshole, come and get us.
1152
01:15:48,233 --> 01:15:52,150
Oh, Diego, I'm so scared,
wherever shall we go?
1153
01:15:53,832 --> 01:15:55,415
Let's go back home.
1154
01:15:56,323 --> 01:15:58,176
Ah, come on, fucking asshole.
1155
01:15:58,211 --> 01:16:00,924
If you don't come out here,
I'm going to get all the cops
1156
01:16:00,959 --> 01:16:03,456
in the tri-state area,
and now as soon as I hit
1157
01:16:03,491 --> 01:16:06,539
a wifi spot, your ass is going viral!
1158
01:16:09,865 --> 01:16:12,448
- Nina, this is fucking insane!
1159
01:16:13,818 --> 01:16:16,431
You can't kill him, this is fucking crazy.
1160
01:16:16,466 --> 01:16:19,010
- Oh, I can just loop
back the audio later.
1161
01:16:19,045 --> 01:16:22,167
You have a fucking camera,
so frame me up proper.
1162
01:16:22,202 --> 01:16:23,707
- Fuck that, alright, Nina?
1163
01:16:23,742 --> 01:16:25,690
I'm not filming shit, I'm going home.
1164
01:16:25,725 --> 01:16:28,098
- Oh you see, you responded to that
1165
01:16:28,133 --> 01:16:30,472
as though I was asking a question.
1166
01:16:31,781 --> 01:16:33,898
You are Goddamn A camera,
and you're not going
1167
01:16:33,933 --> 01:16:36,315
to fuck this up for me, okay?
1168
01:16:40,628 --> 01:16:43,711
Fuck you, you stupid bitch.
1169
01:16:45,004 --> 01:16:48,087
Fuck you.
1170
01:16:50,914 --> 01:16:54,037
- Come on fucking asshole, where are you?
1171
01:16:54,072 --> 01:16:57,160
Did you turn on your
fucking camera, hello.
1172
01:16:57,195 --> 01:16:59,606
Fucking wasting juice.
1173
01:16:59,641 --> 01:17:02,388
And stop being so dramatic.
1174
01:17:13,156 --> 01:17:16,739
Okay, if I make it out
alive, I promise you
1175
01:17:17,661 --> 01:17:20,010
I will make a new music video,
1176
01:17:20,045 --> 01:17:22,308
because when you're
famous that's what you do.
1177
01:17:22,343 --> 01:17:25,028
You either become an actor if you're not,
1178
01:17:25,063 --> 01:17:27,446
or if you're an actor you go into music,
1179
01:17:27,481 --> 01:17:29,830
and so that'll be my next thing that I do,
1180
01:17:29,865 --> 01:17:32,107
because you know, as a journalist
1181
01:17:32,142 --> 01:17:35,151
the next obvious thing is for me to like,
1182
01:17:35,186 --> 01:17:39,615
either, I don't know, like
start up a line perfume,
1183
01:17:39,650 --> 01:17:43,219
or because I'm so great
with hair and makeup,
1184
01:17:43,254 --> 01:17:46,359
maybe I'll start up my own cosmetic line
1185
01:17:46,394 --> 01:17:48,914
or something like that, okay.
1186
01:17:48,949 --> 01:17:51,435
I think Diego is taking a piss.
1187
01:17:53,633 --> 01:17:55,966
Why the fuck, why?
1188
01:17:58,638 --> 01:18:02,054
- He knows that I sometimes
think it's really funny
1189
01:18:02,089 --> 01:18:05,471
to like, creep up on him, I
also do this for blackmail.
1190
01:18:05,506 --> 01:18:06,588
Hey D, are you there?
1191
01:18:06,623 --> 01:18:09,466
Yeah, I wish I wasn't.
1192
01:18:11,136 --> 01:18:13,194
- I'm pretty sure he's taking a poop.
1193
01:18:16,949 --> 01:18:20,596
In order to catch an animal,
you have to bait a trap.
1194
01:18:20,631 --> 01:18:23,416
I am the only person strong enough
1195
01:18:23,451 --> 01:18:26,167
to handle this monster one on one;
1196
01:18:26,202 --> 01:18:28,566
we have made all the necessary precautions
1197
01:18:28,601 --> 01:18:31,273
to make sure that my
collaborator Diego is safe;
1198
01:18:31,308 --> 01:18:34,392
thank you for your services.
1199
01:18:34,427 --> 01:18:36,606
- Nina please, for the
love of Christ, let me go.
1200
01:18:36,641 --> 01:18:40,203
- And so I am the only
person strong enough
1201
01:18:40,238 --> 01:18:43,765
to bring him down;
1202
01:18:45,645 --> 01:18:47,259
- Nina there's
something that's really
1203
01:18:47,294 --> 01:18:48,873
fucking important that you need to know.
1204
01:18:50,214 --> 01:18:52,791
- Fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck, he's probably fucking
1205
01:18:52,826 --> 01:18:55,246
dead, oh, fucking fuck, oh my God,
1206
01:18:55,281 --> 01:18:56,579
fucking asshole!
1207
01:18:57,821 --> 01:18:59,669
- Nina come on, let me go, alright?
1208
01:18:59,704 --> 01:19:01,642
- You shut up Diego, don't you see
1209
01:19:01,677 --> 01:19:03,545
I'm fucking thinking right now?
1210
01:19:03,580 --> 01:19:05,894
You don't to tell me where
the fucking bullets are?
1211
01:19:05,929 --> 01:19:07,477
Fuck you.
1212
01:19:09,865 --> 01:19:12,503
- Are you fucking kidding me right now?
1213
01:19:12,538 --> 01:19:14,962
Do you want the both of us to die?
1214
01:19:14,997 --> 01:19:17,387
Tell me where the fucking bullets are.
1215
01:19:20,286 --> 01:19:22,953
- Oh, well then let me help you.
1216
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:27,302
Fucking asshole, I'll find them myself.
1217
01:19:28,457 --> 01:19:31,056
We believe that Cropsey will attack again.
1218
01:19:31,091 --> 01:19:33,915
I am armed to the best of my abilities,
1219
01:19:33,950 --> 01:19:36,739
and I believe that God is on my side.
1220
01:19:38,788 --> 01:19:40,311
And that's how you fucking do it,
1221
01:19:40,346 --> 01:19:43,304
that is being a Goddamned professional, D!
1222
01:19:52,418 --> 01:19:55,631
- I have to take a shit;
fuck, I'm going to shit
1223
01:19:55,666 --> 01:19:57,811
my pants, I can't take it anymore.
1224
01:19:57,846 --> 01:19:59,811
This chain is too tight.
1225
01:20:00,773 --> 01:20:03,273
I don't want to shit my pants.
1226
01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:09,396
I shit my pants, Nina,
are you fucking happy now?
1227
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:02,757
- Blanks, those bullets are blanks.
1228
01:21:03,724 --> 01:21:07,095
I'm not a fucking idiot,
I'd never bring a real gun.
1229
01:21:37,931 --> 01:21:39,181
- Suck on this!
1230
01:21:41,484 --> 01:21:43,296
Hard drive damaged.
1231
01:23:38,279 --> 01:23:39,696
End transmission!
1232
01:23:40,571 --> 01:23:41,369
- How
do you know where I'm at,
1233
01:23:41,404 --> 01:23:42,821
you couldn't possibly know where I'm at,
1234
01:23:42,856 --> 01:23:45,657
it's too damned awesome;
think I'm holding back?
1235
01:23:45,692 --> 01:23:48,458
You better not try to
destroy this ship estate
1236
01:23:48,493 --> 01:23:50,784
because your number is up.
1237
01:23:50,819 --> 01:23:52,869
I did not claim to be your stupid sky god.
1238
01:23:52,904 --> 01:23:54,920
Somebody's going to
have to tell the truth,
1239
01:23:54,955 --> 01:23:56,166
and I'm going to tell it.
1240
01:23:56,201 --> 01:23:58,013
Our God is going to come
down and rapture his people,
1241
01:23:58,048 --> 01:24:00,970
take them up in the sky, boom.
1242
01:24:05,669 --> 01:24:06,880
Living is a dull business, if you're going
1243
01:24:06,915 --> 01:24:09,006
to live it like a scared rabbit.
1244
01:24:09,041 --> 01:24:12,548
- Nina Vasquez,
whereabouts are still
1245
01:24:12,583 --> 01:24:14,631
unknown, do not approach.
1246
01:24:33,330 --> 01:24:37,253
# My intentions got me
where I am right now
1247
01:24:37,288 --> 01:24:41,022
# Reality and man invented by me somehow
1248
01:24:41,057 --> 01:24:44,990
# This mess I see rolled by my own hands,
1249
01:24:45,025 --> 01:24:48,923
# I created it too, and I don't understand
1250
01:24:53,036 --> 01:24:56,715
# Awake now I see, this
is within my control
1251
01:24:56,750 --> 01:25:00,395
# Pick up the pieces
and make something whole
1252
01:25:00,430 --> 01:25:03,958
# With common sense and positive intent,
1253
01:25:03,993 --> 01:25:08,160
# With the final prod,
Lord I will be content
1254
01:25:12,799 --> 01:25:17,545
# Bring it down, flesh it
out, discard the things
1255
01:25:17,580 --> 01:25:21,740
# You can do without, we'll go out
1256
01:25:21,775 --> 01:25:25,348
# And spring those chips, let flow words
1257
01:25:25,383 --> 01:25:27,801
# Of intention from your lips
1258
01:25:27,836 --> 01:25:32,003
# Create your own reality
with everything you say
1259
01:25:35,242 --> 01:25:39,409
# Create your own reality
with everything you feel
1260
01:25:41,621 --> 01:25:44,204
# Make it real
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