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RADIO: The President of the United
States, Bill Clinton,
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a committed supporter
of the peace process,
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will visit with both sides of the
community during his trip to Belfast
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before travelling to Londonderry.
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He's here!
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He's here! He's landed!
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I know he has, Da!
And look at the state of the place!
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I better tell Jim across the road!
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Christ, I'm at my wits' end!
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Firstly, he's not coming to Derry
until tomorrow.
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Have you see the heck of those
skirting boards, Gerry?
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I'd need a week to tackle them.
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And secondly, I think it's unlikely
he'll call to our house.
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He might call, Gerry.
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Aye, he might take a notion.
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I think presidential visits
are quite carefully planned.
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I'm not sure there's an awful lot
of room for notion-taking.
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Hope you're right, Gerry.
For it's like Beirut in here.
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I mean, when was the last time
these were bleached?
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I couldn't hand Hillary that.
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I'd say she keeps her place
shining, Mary.
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Sure she'd put you to shame.
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Right, we need to clear this table.
Jim's bringing his equipment over.
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What equipment? Them aul
radio transmitters he collects.
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Him and Daddy think they can
tap into the CIA's system on them.
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Excuse me? Jim really buzzes off
radio contact.
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You canna tap the CIA, Joe.
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It'll make tracking Clinton down
much easier. Right.
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I don't think the CIA enjoy people
tracking the President down.
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I think they can get funny
about that type of stuff.
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Let them try and bloody stop me.
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They will stop you, Joe.
They're the CIA.
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I won't miss my chance! Not again!
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You hear me, boy?
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What the hell is he planning to do?
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When JFK came to Dublin, Uncle Colm
met him, and Daddy didn't.
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Things are gonna be different
this time, I tell you.
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JFK spoke to Colm? Christ, that man
didn't have much luck, did he?
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I'm not sure any of us
will get to meet Bill or Hillary.
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Some sense at last.
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They'll be far too busy.
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That's why we've decided
to take Chelsea off their hands.
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What? We're gonna bring her to
Lisnagelvin swimming pool.
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The wave machine's been fixed.
Lovely.
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I hope she remembers
her swimming cap, Erin.
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They've got dead strict
about swimming caps.
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And that wain has
some head of hair on her.
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Dear Jesus.
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Any word from Chelsea? Not yet.
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And we sent that letter
over a week ago.
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You're sure you got
the address right?
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Chelsea Clinton,
the White House, America.
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It just doesn't make any sense.
Did you send it first class?
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We're not made of money, Michelle.
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# Christmas time
Silent night
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# Mistletoe and wine
Holy night
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# Children singing Christian rhyme
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# With logs on the fire
and gifts on the tree
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# A time to rejoice
in the good that we see... #
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That totally just wrecked my buzz.
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Great stuff altogether.
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A fitting rendition of
what I consider to be
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the most godawful song
ever written.
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Just one announcement today, girls.
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I'm sure many of you have guessed
what it's about.
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Although tomorrow is not officially
a public holiday,
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schools across the city
have decided to view it as such.
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Because tomorrow, the President of
the United States of America
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is coming here, to Derry.
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You're a little young to perhaps
understand the enormity of this.
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A few short months ago,
this would have been unimaginable.
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But here we are.
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And I for one can barely believe it.
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I mean, people in this place
stop killing each other
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for five minutes and the whole world
loses the absolute run of itself.
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This visit concerns me
for a number of reasons, girls,
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but mostly because I am scared
it will give the Pope ideas,
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and that's the last thing I need.
No.
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Our Lady Immaculate
will play no part in this farce.
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And I expect to see you all here
tomorrow morning, business as usual.
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Is that clear?
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Is that clear?
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ALL: Yes.
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The Father, Son, Holy Spirit.
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She can't do this.
She simply cannot do this.
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Well, she's done it, Clare.
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But it's history!
She's making us miss history!
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Och, but I really wanted to find out
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what that Cromwell fella
got up to next.
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I really enjoy him.
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Not history class, Orla!
Real history!
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History being made!
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And Irish people aren't allowed to
enjoy Oliver Cromwell, Orla. Why?
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Because he was a fucking arsehole.
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Look, Bill doesn't even get here
till four o'clock tomorrow.
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"Bill"? Who are you? His Ma?
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We've got plenty of time,
is all I'm saying.
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Do you know how packed that
Guildhall Square is gonna be, James?
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You'd have to camp overnight
just to get a glimpse of him.
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Chelsea will sort us out.
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Och, I'm not even sure
I trust Chelsea any more.
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Aye, Chelsea might be flaky.
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She does have crafty eyes.
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OK, I'm not comfortable with
the Chelsea-bashing, girls.
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This is the biggest thing
that's ever happened here.
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That's ever likely to happen here.
We should be a part of it.
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We will be.
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Are you suggesting we play truant?
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OK, normal people don't call it
that, but yes, yes I am.
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You know what, girls?
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Sometimes in order to do
the right thing,
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you have to do the wrong thing.
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And on this occasion,
right is wrong and wrong is right.
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What the fuck are you on about?
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Are you gonnae sack off school
or not? Let's do it.
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That'll be £1.99.
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Right.
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Is there some sort of a problem
here, girls?
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Not a problem as such,
more of a question, really.
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And you think I'm here
to answer questions, do you?
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Who, am I? Magnus fucking Magnusson?
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He doesn't answer questions,
he asks them.
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Pipe the fuck down.
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It's just, it's pink, white
and purple, Dennis.
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So? Well, it should be red, white
and blue.
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Says who? The rest of the world.
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There's also quite
a few stars missing.
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No there's not.
There's only 30 stars here,
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I mean, there should be 50, just
because the stars represent states,
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so... Some of them left.
Some states left?
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That's right.
Some states left America? Yep.
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When did this happen?
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The other day.
God, that's desperate.
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I dunno. I just feel like
if 20 states left the USA,
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we might have heard about it.
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Ah, they didn't want to make it
into a big thing.
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So these are the new, modern,
up-to-date flags -
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they've just brought them out. OK.
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It's just, well, I'm not convinced
that's actually true.
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Why would I lie? Because you bought
a fuckload of dud flags
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and you're trying to get rid of
them? GET OUT!
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What first attracted him to
a career in retail, do you think?
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Hello there.
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Why don't you hop in?
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Come on now.
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Don't be shy.
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Help! Stranger! Stranger danger!
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Jesus Christ, Erin.
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Help!
This woman is trying to abduct us!
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Help! Fire! There's a fire!
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Fire? What the fuck
are you on about?
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It gets more attention.
I read it somewhere.
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Kidnapper! Help! Fire!
Help! There's a kidnapper on fire!
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Will yous all just shut the fuck up?
It's fine.
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She's not a kidnapper!
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Well, who is she?
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My Aunt Cathy.
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Hello, Mum.
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What exactly is the plan over there?
They're trying to discover
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the location of
the Presidential base camp.
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Does that mean which hotel
he's staying in? I think so, aye.
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DOOR OPENS
What kept you two?
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We have some serious scandal, Mammy.
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I'm not interested in any
of your aul schoolgirl gossip, Erin.
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I am. We just met James's mammy.
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Cathy Maguire's back? Really?
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She tried to set us on fire.
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She did what? She didn't.
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Jesus, but she's no shame.
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Tell me this, wains.
How were the eyebrows?
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What do you mean? The eyebrows.
Were they looking well?
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I didn't really notice her eyebrows.
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Cathy Maguire had the best eyebrows
in Derry back in her day.
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She'd could have given Joan Crawford
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a run for her money,
isn't that right, Mary?
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I've no time for Cathy Maguire.
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The woman abandoned her own wain,
Sarah.
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She always was one cold,
self-serving wee madam.
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I'm not talking about her.
I'm talking about her eyebrows.
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Cathy and her eyebrows
are two separate entities.
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All right, don't be getting
worked up. Well, I just think
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you should be able to compliment
a woman's eyebrows
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without having her personality
dragged into it.
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DOORBELL
Fine.
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Her eyebrows were exceptional.
Thank you.
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It's Uncle Colm!
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Dear God, no.
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Everything alL right, Colm?
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Oh, God, aye.
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Well, the aul knee's
giving me a bit of jip,
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but sure I'll not bore you
with the details. I doubt that.
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I felt a twinge there this morning
and I says to myself,
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says I, "Colm, you'll have to
get that seen to.
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"You can't let that go."
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For, and you'll maybe not remember
this girls, but Maggie Murphy
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felt a twinge on a Monday,
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and on Thursday
of the very same week,
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sure didn't she drop dead
at the bingo.
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And her sitting on a full house,
too.
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But sure, you can't take it
with you, as they say.
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God rest her soul.
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Is there something we can do
for you, Colm?
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Oh, I just called round to help
with this CIA business.
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Who told you about that?
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I did, Joe.
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Why?
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Look, Colm's met JFK.
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He has experience with presidents,
he'll know what to do.
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No chance! I'm sorry, Colm,
but you can't be part of this.
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If you meet Bill Clinton,
you'll be a president up.
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You'll have two presidents
to my one.
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I cannot have you getting
ahead of me, president-wise.
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One of his presidents is dead,
Daddy.
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It still counts. Ssh!
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I'll only have to even things up
again. Sssh, Joe!
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I can't spend the rest of my life
traipsing around
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after bloody presidents.
I've other things to be at, girls.
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Shut up, Joe!
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What the blazes is wrong with you?
Mouth!
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I think I've got something.
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Don't toy with me now, Jim.
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{\an1}RADIO CRACKLING, INDISTINCT VOICE
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Aye, it was a CIA agent, all right.
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He said they're taking Bill
back to base.
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And I know where it is!
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We need to move quickly.
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You still OK to drive us? What?
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We need someone to stay in the car,
in case things don't go to plan.
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So a getaway driver, essentially.
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We're talking worst-case scenario.
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We're talking no case scenario!
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It just doesn't make any sense,
Jim.
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I heard him say it.
As clear as day, it was.
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Burt? Why would they bring him
to Burt?
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That's what's so clever about it.
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Nobody's gonna go looking
for the President of the USA
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in Burt, now, are they?
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Sure if you went about saying
Bill Clinton was in Burt,
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people would think you were
clean mad. Precisely.
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00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,760
Look, lads, if you want
my opinion... We don't.
244
00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,600
Grand. This Clinton boyo
245
00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,560
is actually America's
42nd president,
246
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:32,960
which is interesting now,
because JFK, well, he was the 35th.
247
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,840
Why is that interesting?
248
00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,720
Well, I suppose it's not really.
249
00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,280
Sometimes I'll just say something
250
00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:41,080
to get me from one sentence to the
other, Joe, you know how it is.
251
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,240
It should be just up here
on the left.
252
00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,240
I'm not sure what number Nixon was,
now.
253
00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:49,480
Or your man, what do you call him,
the beardy fella in the hat.
254
00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,560
The one who knocked the aul slavery
on the head? Lincoln.
255
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,280
The very boy.
256
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,160
But then there was the 27th...
257
00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,200
America's 30th.
258
00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,160
And then there was the lad they
named all the vacuum cleaners after.
259
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,680
Jesus wept.
260
00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,760
How much further. Jim?
261
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,760
It should be just up here
on the left.
262
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,440
We're back in the same place.
263
00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,880
And Kennedy, of course,
the poor critter. How?
264
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,880
Lovely fella.
Hands on him like shovels.
265
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,880
How the feck are we back
in the same fecking place!
266
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,040
What's going on?
267
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,440
I've driven 178 miles
268
00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,880
and I'm back where I was
five fecking hours ago, Joe,
269
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,880
that's what's going on!
You stupid bloody eejit.
270
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,880
Thon Reagan character,
he was another.
271
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,000
Stop listing presidents, Colm!
272
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,560
He'll list presidents
if he wants to list presidents!
273
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,480
Ah, there it is! Roscarna Road.
274
00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,440
That's it, that's what they said.
275
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,160
Well spotted, Jim.
Good man yourself, Jim.
276
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,760
Where would we be without you, Jim?
277
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,880
# But I would walk 500 miles
278
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,640
# And I would walk 500 more... #
279
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,640
Daddy and Gerry not back yet?
280
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:55,600
They must have had a few drinks
and lost track of time.
281
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,200
Sure, you know what Bill's like.
282
00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,320
God, aye, any excuse to whip out
the aul' saxophone.
283
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,680
We better hit the Guildhall.
A bit early, are you not?
284
00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,920
{\an5}Clare's been there since
five this morning, Mammy.
It's gonna be jammed.
285
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,440
Anything from Chelsea, girls?
286
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,960
Not a dickie bird, Mammy.
It's her loss.
287
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,960
That wave machine
is absolutely cracker.
288
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,160
Ach well, at least yous were given
the day off, sure, that's something.
289
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,720
We weren't given the day off, Mammy.
We're playing truant.
290
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:18,840
Very good, Orla.
291
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,280
Truant. What is she not, Mary?
292
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,120
DOORBELL RINGS
It's open. 'Mon in.
293
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,880
All right?
294
00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,760
I hope you don't mind,
Mrs Quinn, but...
295
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,960
Ach, Cathy, it's yourself.
296
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,760
Long time, girls.
297
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,200
It is indeed.
298
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,440
And fair play to you, Cathy,
299
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:40,120
you've kept them eyebrows shipshape,
so you have.
300
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,280
Credit where credit's due.
Ach, you're too kind, Sarah.
301
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:47,600
I'm serious, they're in great nick.
That must be some comfort to you.
302
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,920
I'm sorry?
We heard about your wee divorce.
303
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,200
Nightmare.
304
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:54,480
Yeah, it was a difficult decision,
but Paul, my ex,
305
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,080
well, he just became so controlling.
306
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,160
Jesus. Really?
307
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,880
He was unbearable towards the end,
308
00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,880
it was always, "Oh, Cathy, why did
you stay out all night?"
309
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,640
Or, "Who was that man you were
having dinner with, Cathy?"
310
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,400
He was very insecure.
311
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,120
Wonder why.
312
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,200
James' father was the same.
313
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,880
I just seem to attract
the possessive, jealous types.
314
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,560
I don't know what it is.
The eyebrows.
315
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,720
Anyway, I hate to impose on you,
but I need to make a quick call,
316
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,080
and unbelievably, my sister
doesn't have a phone.
317
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,160
She got rid of it when we racked up
that massive bill
318
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,040
ringing Russell Grant's
horoscope hotline.
319
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,920
He didn't see that coming!
James said you wouldn't mind if I...
320
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,240
Of course not. Work away.
321
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,080
You're a brick.
Let me just find my filofax.
322
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,680
A brick?
323
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,440
Are you staying with
your Deirdre, then?
324
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,520
Yes, I am. It's a bloody nightmare,
if I'm being honest.
325
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,680
I'd forgotten just how small
these little houses are.
326
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:45,040
I really don't know how you do it.
Oh, we struggle through, Cathy.
327
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,120
In our teeny-tiny house.
328
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,960
But it's worth it if I get to see
my big, handsome boy!
329
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,880
He's going to be the only man
in my life from now on.
330
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,640
Aye, right.
I've just missed him so much.
331
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,720
Well, you did dump him here
quite a long time ago.
332
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,680
Mum's had a lot going on.
333
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:04,320
Yeah. I've actually just started
my own business.
334
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:08,120
It's been a real passion project,
a real labour of love!
335
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,120
And it's really starting
to take off now, so... Right.
336
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,320
And what sort of area is it?
337
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,560
Self-adhesive labels.
338
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,800
Stickers?
339
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,120
I design high-end
self-adhesive labels.
340
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,040
You make stickers.
For bespoke gift packages.
341
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:22,000
You're a sticker maker.
No, they're not stickers exactly.
342
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,520
Would there be much money
in sticker making, Cathy?
343
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:27,080
They are not stickers!
Labels. They're labels.
344
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,880
I think it's gonna do really well.
345
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,520
We better get going
before Clare cacks herself.
346
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:35,120
Go on, love, you do your thing.
See you later.
347
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,680
Here before you head, I got you
a couple of American flags.
348
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:40,200
They're on the sideboard there.
Thank you, Sarah.
349
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:44,040
They're the new ones, so they are.
They've only just brought them out.
350
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,920
Yes!
351
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,680
{\an1}KNOCKING AT DOOR
352
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:55,880
Bill?
353
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,120
{\an1}KNOCKING CONTINUES
354
00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,440
You in there?
355
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,240
No sign of life, Joe.
356
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,880
What are ye at?
357
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,640
I thought I told you
to stay in the car.
358
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,840
Would it be worth maybe
checking next door, Jim?
359
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,240
Right, so the Clintons are staying
in a taxi rank
360
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,160
in the arsehole of nowhere
is the thinking now, is it?
361
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,960
It is, Gerry, aye.
362
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,720
Fantastic.
363
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:21,760
{\an1}MUSIC:
364
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,520
Excuse me, son.
Where to?
365
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,560
We were just wondering,
366
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,920
have you seen the Clintons
knocking about around here?
367
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,680
The Clintons?
368
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,440
We have reason to believe
they're staying in this vicinity.
369
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:45,720
What would the Clintons
be doing in Burt?
370
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,440
Heading to the chapel, Bill?
371
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,840
Aye. Anybody free to pick up Bill
from base? Over.
372
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,240
Anybody near base at all? Over.
373
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,440
OVER RADIO: All right, back in five.
Five minutes, Bill. Good.
374
00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:02,200
Now, Jim, would you be open to
the following possibility at all,
375
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:07,160
that it may not have been
a CIA agent you were picking up
376
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,520
on that transmitter of yours,
that there is in fact a good chance
377
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,600
it was a taxi dispatcher from Burt
378
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,280
ordering a car here to bring Bill
to mass?
379
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,040
He did have a strong Donegal accent,
now that you mention it.
380
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,480
Jesus, Jim!
381
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,320
{\an1}MUSIC:
382
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,320
It's the best spot.
I got THE best spot.
383
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,200
What happened to your face?
See that bitch over there?
384
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,600
That wee girl?
385
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,560
She tried to muscle in,
things got ugly.
386
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,360
She'll think twice next time.
387
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,760
You didn't fight that wain,
did you, Clare?
388
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,960
I did fight that wain, Erin,
389
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,800
and I'll fight that wain again
if I have to.
390
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,120
What the fuck is wrong with you?
391
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,280
People have been circling
this spot like vultures.
392
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,760
I've managed to hold them
off so far.
393
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,120
But it's only gonna get tougher.
We must show no weakness.
394
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,440
We must be as one.
395
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,680
Are you on glue?
Come on, link up!
396
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,360
Come on, James!
397
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,920
I need to talk to you.
To all of you.
398
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,840
Later, James.
It can't wait.
399
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,520
Just fuck up and link on.
400
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,960
I'm leaving.
401
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,720
I'm going back to London with Mum.
402
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,600
When?
403
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,800
Now.
404
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,720
I have to go now.
The taxi's booked.
405
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,360
I'm sorry.
It was all decided so quickly...
406
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,800
I don't understand.
407
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,080
He's not serious.
408
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,920
I am.
409
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,360
You can't leave, James.
410
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,040
Look, this was always gonna happen.
This was never my real life.
411
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,520
It was just something
that got in the way of it.
412
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,040
What are you talking about?
You love it here.
413
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,400
I'm not sure I do. I think I've just
developed Stockholm syndrome.
414
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,080
Catch yourself on. You've never
even been to Switzerland.
415
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,920
Listen. I'll never forget
this place.
416
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,680
But I have to go home now.
417
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,920
It's time.
418
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,160
Goodbye, girls.
419
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,480
Oh, I don't fucking think so
somehow, dickface.
420
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,080
Oi, wank features!
421
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,640
Michelle, please.
422
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,840
"Goodbye, girls"? Wise the fuck up!
423
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,000
What do you want me to say?
424
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,320
She'll let you down again,
you do realise that?
425
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:13,480
{\an5}She's asked me to be a partner
in her business, actually,
Michelle, so...
426
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,600
{\an5}Now it makes sense.
She needs you to help flog
her fucking stickers.
427
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,360
Self-adhesive labels.
428
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,600
Free labour,
that's what she's after.
429
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,320
She only thinks about herself,
James.
430
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,120
And when it doesn't work out,
what then?
431
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,520
It will work out!
Anyway, it's not like I belong here.
432
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,720
I never did.
433
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,760
That's not true.
You're a Derry Girl now, James.
434
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:31,880
Piss off.
435
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,640
I'm serious. It doesn't matter that
you've got that stupid accent,
436
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,840
or that your bits
are different to my bits,
437
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,720
but because being a Derry Girl,
well, it's a fucking state of mind.
438
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,760
And you're one of us.
439
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:45,960
I have to do this.
440
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,080
But I don't want you to.
441
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,640
She's my mum, Michelle.
442
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,400
Well, fuck off, then!
443
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:04,040
{\an1}MUSIC: "Stay Another Day"
by East 17
444
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,160
# Baby, if you've
got to go away... #
445
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,800
This is shocking.
446
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,400
I mean, what is everybody
playing at?
447
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,160
What are we playing at? I'm sorry?
448
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:28,960
Come on, Jenny,
for once the world'll be watching us
449
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,880
for all the right reasons.
You'll get into trouble, Aisling.
450
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,440
I don't care.
451
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,440
# Don't think I could take the pain
452
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:43,080
# Won't you stay another day
453
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:49,560
# Oh, don't leave me alone like this
454
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:53,520
# Don't you say it's the final kiss
455
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,520
# Won't you stay another day... #
456
00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:01,680
CROWD CHANT: We want Bill!
457
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,320
What are you doing here?
458
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:18,080
You told us we had to come in,
Sister. Ah, for God's sake, Jenny.
459
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,880
You need to learn when to push back.
460
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:23,360
What? Get out of here. G'wan now.
461
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,880
{\an1}CROWD CHANT
462
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,560
{\an1}MUSIC: "Caribbean Blue"
by Enya
463
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:52,120
You'll be glad to get out of
this dive, love. I know I am.
464
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:58,120
{\an1}CHEERING
465
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,800
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
466
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,800
it is my pleasure to introduce
467
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:25,480
the President of the
United States of America!
468
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,880
{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
469
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,200
I see him! I see him!
You're facing the wrong way, Orla.
470
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,440
No, no, look, it's James!
471
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,200
{\an1}INDISTINCT
472
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,360
What's he saying? I don't know.
473
00:21:55,400 --> 00:22:00,200
I - AM - A DERRY GIRL!
A fucking prick is what you are! >
474
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,440
BILL CLINTON: Standing here
in front of the Guildhall,
475
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:28,000
looking out over these historic
walls, I see a peaceful city.
476
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,720
A safe city, a hopeful city,
477
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,680
full of young people
that should have a peaceful
478
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:38,600
and prosperous future here,
where their roots and families are.
479
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,080
That is what I see, today with you.
480
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,040
{\an1}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
481
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:51,120
And so I ask you to build on
the opportunity you have before you.
482
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:55,120
To believe that the future
can be better than the past.
483
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,920
To work together because
you have so much more to gain
484
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:02,960
by working together
than by drifting apart.
485
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,280
Have the patience to work for
a just and lasting peace.
486
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