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Jimmy?
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Jimmy!
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Jimmy?
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Jimmy?
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Your girlfriend's hair
is clogging up the drain.
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Maybe you should help clean up after her.
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It's not my job.
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Then who's job is it?
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Hers!
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Then tell her to clean up after herself.
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If she's going to stay over,
she has to abide by the rules!
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Why don't you try and tell her.
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She only jiangs the hua yu.
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She only speaks Chinese?
How do you guys communicate?
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The language of love.
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How about the language
of health and safety...
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...when it comes to staying
at someone's house?
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Do you realize, this is an ever growing
festering, ball of bacteria!
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I don't know if you've noticed
but I'm a little depressed.
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We haven't worked for six months,
maybe you should be thinking about that!
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It starts with a home -
a nice, clean, fresh home!
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What are you an actor or domestic help?
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I'll throw this in your face!
You frustrate me!
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Is something else bothering you, Bob?
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You gotta convince Jimmy
to break up with Ding Ding.
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They can't even communicate
with each other!
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Actually, I haven't talked to him
for a while.
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Since Ding Ding?
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I just don't understand that relationship.
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Yeah, I mean they can't even talk
to each other.
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As I recall, you can't talk to Lingual.
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Okay. This is not about me!
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At least we speak the same language!
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How'd they get together then?
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Language of love aside,
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why are you going out with her?
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You think Mandarin tuition is cheap?
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Now I get free classes!
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Up top!
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No dude! You're using her?
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Not using... it's synergistic.
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We both benefit.
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Besides what's it got to do with you?
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I'm trying to clean up our house
and our lives...
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...so we can get our careers on track...
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...and you're using her?
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Like a long hair dictionary.
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I find that term really derogatory.
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Well, that's what you're doing!
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Bob's really concerned
about your relationship.
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Oh, yeah?
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What in particular?
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So he's not really concerned
about my relationship...
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...just her health and safety standards.
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Well, it may be a risk, right?
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Look, we're all just one generation
removed from the village,
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so don't you take the high ground.
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Besides,
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she makes really authentic fried rice.
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And it's nice to have someone there.
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I'm sorry...
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As long as you're not using her.
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Just so you know, squatting is the
anatomically correct way to defecate.
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Looked up on Wikipedia.
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That's not the reason.
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And I am going to break up with Ding Ding.
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Just not sure how yet.
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Now how do you use this mop thing?
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Bob? You okay in there?
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Yeah...
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Hey!
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If I have to clean house -
relationship wise, why don't you?
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Lingual's a completely different story.
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Yeah, 'cause she completely dominates you.
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That's not true.
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Where were you last night?
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Home?
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And you couldn't call me or text me?
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-I don't have to call you every night...
-Are we in a relationship?
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'Cause I need to know who you're with,
what you're doing and where you at!
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All the time.
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Ba Ba Ba Ba
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Ba Ba Ba Ba
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-Hey, hey, hey!
-Hey!
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Hey, Ding Ding.
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Nice knowing you.
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Forever!
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Dude, I'm really really proud of you!
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You inspired me.
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I'm off to do the same thing.
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With my comfort coffee!
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Good luck.
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Uh, Ding Ding...
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How do I say this...
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Boy... girl.
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Together... not good.
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Break up...
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...better.
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You see?
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Together...
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Incompatible.
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So, they should...
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Together
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Not good.
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So, they should break up!
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Forever!
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You know what I mean?
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Forever.. um.
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Boy, girl, together, forever, right?
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Yes, yes. Right.
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Marriage.
That's called 'marriage'.
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That's marriage?
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That's how you say break up?
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Marriage.
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Marriage?
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Okay.
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I knew you'd go crazy
if I did this over the phone so...
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...I'm doing this in person
as hard as this is for me.
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Are you breaking up with me?
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Just let me finish
what I want to say, okay?
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Then say it!
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It's, it's just not so straight forward...
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-Spit it out!
-Well, okay.
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Just give me a moment!
I'm just trying to click my thoughts.
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You have thoughts?
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Right there. Right there.
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I hate when you cut me down.
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Are you cleaning house?
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What are you talking about?
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Am I part of your house cleaning?
Are you...
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Are you blaming me for your lack
of career, is that what this it?
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No! No!
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Where do you get these crazy ideas?
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What's crazy is you thinking
that you can break up with me!
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Because it's not going to happen!
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-What do you mean it's not...
-Get out!
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-Just get out of my room.
-This is my room.
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Just get out. You're impossible.
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That's really rich coming from you, Bob!
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Trying to get rid of me? What...
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Like you clean the windows
and Ding Ding's hair?
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Is that? You're, you're...
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-You're disgusting!
-Just calm down!
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Get out of my room!
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This is my room!
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-My room!
-Fine.
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Lingual.
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Lingual!
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Lingual, what are you doing?
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Why do you care?
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Open the door!
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Do you know the most lethal way
to overdose?
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What the hell are you talking about?
Open the damn door!
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Paracetamol, any more than 8 a day,
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gives lethal, irreversible liver damage.
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And I've got about 20.
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You think you doing this,
you're gonna get us back together?
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You're crazy! Open the door!
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Lingual, open the door!
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-One..
-What the hell are you talking about?
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Open the damn door!
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Lingual!
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Two...
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This is ridiculous.
Open the damn door. Right now!
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Three.
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Hey, guys...
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Thanks for coming..
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They pumped her stomach,
she's stable now.
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Is she ever stable?
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She's in a hospital, Jane.
Give her a break.
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It's her fault and you fell for it again.
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I warned you about this girl.
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Look, I tried breaking up with her.
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What was I supposed to do?
Just leave her there to die?
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So are you together still or what?
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Well, no. Maybe... I...
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We'll see after she recovers.
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Guys, have a heart!
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Bob, you're such a walkover.
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Yeah, whatever, Jane, okay?
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How'd it go for you?
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Pretty good.
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She cried and ran out.
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So you guys wanna come in and see her?
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We're not here to see her.
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We're here to support you...
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...and to tell you to break up with her...
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...because you're just completely
buying into her stupid mind games.
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Okay, it's complicated. Alright, Jane?
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I..I gotta get back in there.
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Thanks for the support guys.
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Hey, let us know if you need any... help.
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You really wanna help?
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Yeah.
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Now that you've broken up with Ding Ding
and she's gone,
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you can help me by cleaning up the house.
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Guess I'm gonna go clean then!
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Need some help?
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I'm so glad you broke up with Ding Ding.
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For awhile there,
I almost lost respect for you.
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Is that why you stayed away?
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Yeah, kinda.
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Glad to have the friendship
back on track though.
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Do you mind if I take a shower
before I go?
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I'm kinda sweaty...
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Yeah, sure.
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-You know where the shower is.
-Yeah.
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Ding Ding...
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...what are you doing here?
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No, no, no...
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...ding ding Di-ding, Ding Ding
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No!
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Shower.
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Shower?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Jane!
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What?
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I just thought
you could change in Bob's room?
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I was going to use yours,
since it was closer.
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Well, I'll change in my room
after I've have my shower, right?
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So change in Bob's room, and then
I'll meet you in the living room?
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Why're we whispering?
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I'm not!
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Ding Ding!
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You stay here...
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Don't move, okay?
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Oh, hey!
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Oh! You haven't showered yet?
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No... just about to...
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Lingual's stash... she won't miss it.
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Jane...
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Suddenly, I feel really down...
all of a sudden...
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Is it the breakup?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I crushed her. She was totally devastated.
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I think I just gonna sleep it off
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Can I call you tomorrow?
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Sit down. Let's talk about it.
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No, no. I think I need to be alone.
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Okay...
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Well, good night then!
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Good night!
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Call me tomorrow!
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Yeah...
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Bye! Thanks...
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No. No. Wait.
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No!
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No. Ding Ding. No.
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Remember, no. No.
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I forgot my purse...
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Jane...
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I just think you'd be
more comfortable at home.
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Well, as usual, you thought wrong.
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Okay, well then where do you wanna go?
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Home.
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Your home.
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How about I take you
to your favorite bar.
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-Now you're talking.
-Then I'll take you home.
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We'll see after a few drinks.
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Is that Jane?
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Let's go join her!
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Jane! What are you doing here
drinking alone?
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I'll get us another round..
Where's the bartender?
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Lingual, take a seat! Keep Jane company!
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I'll be right back!
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I love your mascara,
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I didn't know the panda look was in.
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So, in one foul swoop you saved
both your liver and your relationship?
271
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,850
At least I have one.
272
00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:39,250
Built on voodoo shrines
and emotional blackmail.
273
00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:40,820
What were you doing in Bob's room?
274
00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:42,790
Getting dressed.
275
00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:45,250
Look what the cat just dragged in.
276
00:15:55,510 --> 00:15:58,000
Bob, don't go after her.
277
00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:05,910
Jane...
278
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,250
Lingual?
279
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:10,960
Bob!
280
00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:16,090
How many times do I have to tell you?
She's emotionally blackmailing you!
281
00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:18,140
What if she tries
to kill herself again, huh?
282
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:21,050
It's a game! It's not real!
283
00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:22,880
You're just a puppet.
284
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,660
Just break up with her.
You're not responsible for her.
285
00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:28,680
Haven't you felt responsible
for anyone before?
286
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,640
Yeah, and if it doesn't work,
287
00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:32,170
break it off!
288
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:34,080
It's Lingual.
289
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:38,870
Jane...
290
00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:41,280
you may not believe me but at least,
291
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,930
let me tell you what happened.
292
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,410
I don't need to know.
It's none of my business.
293
00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:48,940
All I am saying is,
it was a total misunderstanding.
294
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:51,150
That is a huge understatement.
295
00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:54,360
I mean between Ding Ding and me
because we can't really communicate.
296
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,560
-I thought this was about us?
-Well, yes.
297
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,020
We have a misunderstanding too.
298
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:01,650
Actually, there's no misunderstanding
from how I see it.
299
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,040
It's pretty clear.
300
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,480
You lied to me.
301
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,580
It's really not you. I mean it.
302
00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:49,550
It's me. I'm the one with issues.
303
00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:50,920
I can't hear the TV.
304
00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:54,560
I'm just not ready
to be in a relationship right now.
305
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:55,820
Shut up, Bob.
306
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,870
Can we turn that off for a minute?
I really wanna talk.
307
00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:01,110
What's there to talk about?
So you have issues.
308
00:18:01,190 --> 00:18:02,260
Fix them!
309
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,970
I'm just a loser actor
that barely gets any acting work.
310
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,490
No, you're not.
311
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:11,650
You're better off without me!
312
00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:17,550
I don't have anybody else but you.
313
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,610
It's not you, it's me.
314
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:54,420
I'm just a useless actor
who doesn't even get work.
315
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:00,480
Actor!
316
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:16,100
To you!
317
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:25,830
-Is it serious?
-Yes?
318
00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:35,570
What?
319
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:38,870
It didn't work.
320
00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:40,430
-Me, neither.
-What?
321
00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:42,100
You said this was foolproof!
322
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,410
Well, what did she say?
323
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:45,680
She said...
324
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:47,750
Well, I don't know.
325
00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:50,980
But she ended up holding me
so, I'm pretty sure we didn't break up.
326
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,470
What about you?
327
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,650
She told me she has no one else but me.
328
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,920
She's such low self-esteem.
329
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,290
I can't do it.
330
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:03,800
You gotta build up her self-esteem first.
331
00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:05,040
Then break up with her.
332
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:06,640
That's it!
333
00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:08,080
Jimmy you do it!
334
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,000
Do what?
335
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,900
Build up her self-esteem!
336
00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:12,220
How?
337
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,170
Hit on her!
338
00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:15,010
Hit on your girlfriend?
339
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:17,930
My soon to be ex-girlfriend.
340
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,050
And besides, you have a girlfriend
so it's safe, right?
341
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,190
And girls...
342
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,670
Well, they totally dig it.
343
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,500
If a guy has a girl
and they still hit on em',
344
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:28,350
it must mean, they're attractive.
345
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,970
She'll totally get a confidence boost.
346
00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:33,900
Then, I break up with her!
347
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:35,930
Okay...
348
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:38,920
Makes sense.
349
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,030
Hey!
350
00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:42,460
But what about me?
351
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:45,420
Lingual speaks fluent Mandarin. Done.
352
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:46,890
What? So?
353
00:20:46,970 --> 00:20:47,800
Listen...
354
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,910
You ask her to translate your break up
while you hit on her!
355
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:54,170
Two birds with one stone!
356
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,450
Literally.
357
00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:00,940
You're really different from Bob!
358
00:21:01,450 --> 00:21:02,320
Less anal.
359
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,180
Wow you're sharp.
360
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,110
Intellectually.
361
00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:10,770
As well as image-wise.
362
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,850
What are you saying, Jimmy?
363
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:15,670
Just that you're...
364
00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:17,270
...pretty.
365
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:21,690
Sophisticated...
366
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:25,320
I don't know what I'm saying.
367
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,450
So, I need some help
translating my breakup.
368
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,030
This is what I've written so far.
369
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,120
You're breaking up with her
over the phone?
370
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:43,640
Never ever break up with a girl via text.
371
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,750
It's cowardly and it's the one thing
a girl will not stand for.
372
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:51,740
So what do I do?
373
00:21:52,950 --> 00:21:54,290
I'll translate for you in person.
374
00:21:57,470 --> 00:21:59,170
You're so confident...
375
00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:01,900
...and strong.
376
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,600
It's really attractive.
377
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,080
So, did it work?
378
00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:14,850
Totally. I hit on her.
379
00:22:15,010 --> 00:22:16,810
She's feeling really confident.
380
00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:19,390
She's here to help me
break up with Ding Ding.
381
00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:21,510
-Good luck. Good luck.
-Well, thanks.
382
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,680
Hey, just wait 'till
I break up first, okay?
383
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,120
Oh yeah. Yeah. Of course.
384
00:22:54,030 --> 00:22:55,530
You might wanna leave the house now.
385
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,930
Jimmy!
386
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:11,380
You're trying to break up with me
over SMS, Bob?
387
00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:12,330
Bob!
388
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:13,850
Bob!
389
00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:28,380
Open this stupid door, Bob!
390
00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:31,580
Finally.
391
00:23:33,130 --> 00:23:36,250
But this has gotta be the worst
breakup we have ever had.
392
00:23:48,990 --> 00:23:49,940
It's from Lingual.
393
00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:53,020
What does this mean?
394
00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:55,380
"Call me or else."
395
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,130
Get ready to start making
some trips to the hospital!
396
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,230
Bob?
397
00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:03,350
Bob!
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