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That's pretty good, Jane!

Good going, Jane!

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

- What did you do that for, you bitch. - I didn't do it, you did!

Don't push me!

OK, break it up!

Anna, get up!

You stop that young lady! Enough Anna. Stop it!

I said that's enough! Now quit!

I told you last time, you shouldn't start a fight just because you think you can win.

Now you have a dislocated joint. Let's see if this teaches you a lesson.

Be warned, it will be painful.

What the hell are you talking about?

Will you...

Yeah, much better. Good movement in there.

How was it? I assume you're happy with my work?

Felt that one give in a bit. All right, thanks, doc. Good job.

Young man, you should keep your temper and not get into fights so easily.

You'll know what I mean when you're my age.

Take it easy and life can be better.

Treatment of arm injuries - that'll be $45.

Bonesetter, is that your son there?

He is my oldest pupil. He's useless.

I asked him to come to America and help me with my practice. He refused. - OK, whatever

I can't help him get permanent residency.

I asked him if he'd come illegally. He didn't dare.

- These pills help reduce bruising. - I can't understand what you're saying.

- Eat one, one day. You see? - OK. Yes.

Mumbo jumbo. I can't understand a word he says.

Thanks again, I'll see you later.

That bunch of kids!

Anna, the contest is gonna be held next month. You've gone too far. You're out.

That's not fair. I need this work. You can't do that!

Oh yes, I can! You just blew your chances of entering the contest.

Look, I can get a new janitor anytime I like, no problem.

I'm sorry, Anna. You're history!

The lover takes off in a boat... He drifts further and further...

You begged me to take you as a pupil last year. Then you disappeared.

What are you up to?

Old man, I am challenging you.

The Chinese don't challenge their masters.

This is America, not China.

Stop wasting time.

Stop.

You just want me to fight back. There's no need to wreck my shop.

Put it down!

No problem.

I've defeated many masters,

and I'm going to China to conquer the rest.

It ain't over yet, get him.

Come on, hurry, let's go.

Oh, my god.

Boss, they got away!

Go. Don't let me hold you up. They're coming.

Shit! I already got enough problems of my own.

Do you understand? Go to a doctor.

Doctor, do you understand, doctor?

No doctor, me doctor!

Downtown terminal.

Hey, check her out, check that woman!

Okay, I told you leave the old people alone. It's the rule.

Hey, check out the China man,he's got all kinds of money.

Go.

Are you OK?

Shit... dude start the car.

Let's see if you're hurt.

Thief! Stop!

They're robbing you, they took your bag.

- I beg your pardon? - What's the matter?

They're robbing this young man.

- What's she saying? - She's telling you you're being robbed.

I don't need her to tell me that!

- That crazy son of a bitch is following us! - Come on, look what's in the bag. Open it!

What's he got in there?

Oh, shit.

I have never seen anybody, like that!

Oh, my god.

- How dare you steal my things! - Master, you're the baddest dude I've ever seen!

Please teach us your martial arts.

Regret your actions, huh?

Don't ever steal again.

I'll let you go this time. Get up.

What you guys doing?

You feel bad, right? Regret you ever started?

You made me run halfway round the world!

People must have thought it was a performance.

I said I'm letting you go. Why are you still on your knees? Get up!

Master, take us as your pupils.

Stop following me.

Hello, Chinese.

Yes, yes.

It's good to see you. I was robbed the moment I arrived here.

The thieves were weird. They gave back what they stole, then chased me again.

What are you babbling about? Time is money.

What?

Do you have an address I can see? An address.

Here it is.

This place is close by. I can get you there in ten minutes.

You're lucky you got me.

I came over here 20 years ago and I was just like you.

I didn't understand or speak English and I didn't know anyone.

I didn't even know how to find my way around.

Your meter isn't working.

It's lazy and doesn't want to work. Let me just give it a smack.

See? It's moving now.

Your meter's going crazy. It's flying round. Is it broken?

What? Fly back? Fly back, my ass!

There's no food, no work, no freedom, and you can't even speak your mind.

$20 should be enough.

I told you it was close by, didn't I?

Why is the meter still going up so fast?

That stupid meter. I must teach it a lesson!

You're trying to cheat me, you fat bastard!

- What are you doing? - I'm getting out.

And you'd better not ask for more. It's the price of a plane ticket!

The meter always gives me problems.

Don't worry about it. We're both Chinese. The ride is on me.

I only have $50. How about me paying you after I find my master?

Didn't you hear what I said? You don't have to pay me.

You don't trust me? I'll leave my luggage so you needn't worry that I'll disappear.

Why are you giving me this stuff?

You don't understand Chinese or English! Why don't you learn sign language?

How are you going to survive here? Take them back!

You don't understand Cantonese and you said you were Chinese.

What do you think your cab is, a limo?

Shit.

Master?

Jet!

Uncle Tak, what's wrong? Are you all right?

I'm just going out for a while.

No, don't go anywhere. Just sit there, all right?

Drink this.

What's that.

Can you go to the bank and help me pay the rent?

I haven't paid last month's rent.

No, sorry. You're long way from home, I can't take it.

I can get another job easily, cause I'm an American. It's not a problem. I don't need your money.

If I don't pay the rent my practice will be closed.

You take it. I am not going to take the money from you.

I only wanna help you.

Mumbo jumbo. Are you helping me or not?

No way.

Forget it.

What are you doing? Are you trying to lock me in?

Don't mess with me or I'll call the police.

Hey, hey lady.

We get a problem here. We have a problem, that guy just came through the door.

Excuse me, can I help you

Did you break this down? The place is off-limits.There's no one allowed in here.

Do you understand me speaking? Do you speak English?

There's no one allowed in here. This place is abondoned.

My turn to speak. This is my master's place.

Ten hours on the plane. Hong Kong is very far from here.

The airplane, it flew and flew.

And it flew to here. Being on the plane for ten hours, my head spins.

I don't want to feel dizzy, but I do. Woke up, got off the coach, thieves robbed me.

So I chased...

I caught them!

Then, a big fat man.

Chinese? Yes.

The meter was going "click, click, click..."

- You understand all the mumbling? - Yes.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star...

Mary had a little lamb.

Shit! My linguistic talent, accumulated all these years, has just been destroyed.

Silly man, who are you to Mr Tak?

I'm his pupil.

So you can speak Cantonese.

Why didn't you speak it then? I thought you were Japanese.

The shop has been sealed off by the police. Nobody is allowed inside.

This is my master's shop. Why did the police seal it off?

- He got into a fight and lost. He ran away. - He lost in a fight and ran away?

Are you sure it's the right man? Was it this Mr Tak?

That is Mr Tak in the photo. So which one is you?

- I'm the cute one... - Hey lady, can we take a brake?

- I wonder if my master is OK. - Wait a moment, OK?

His letter didn't give any other address.

You have a letter? I have one from the bank too.

Mr Tak took a loan from our bank to set up his business.

With him missing for a couple of weeks, we don't know what to do.

Seal the shop when he's only missing for two weeks? That's cruel.

But he hasn't paid last month's rent either.

It's only last month's rent.

A month's rent is peanuts.

- You're Chinese. Why didn't you help? - I've already helped a lot.

I'm the loan manager at the bank and I'm also his guarantor.

- I'm responsible, since he's disappeared. - Don't worry. I'll find my master.

- All right. If you have any news, call me. - Don't you have one in Chinese?

Excuse me.

Fix the door properly.

Leave the sword here, you silly man. It's not yours.

Put the precious sword back in there and don't break it.

Does that guy know that kungfu something?

There is a dream to be realised

Although everything seems unachievable

Along the lonely path

Makes me think of where those old friends are

And images all around me almost look like those of my homeland

The dried leaves were blown across by the wind

Running horses were busy chasing after the wind

A great bridge is linking the sky and the ocean

And the sea birds are crying in the sky

Things happen like a flash and people passing by make me feel dizzy

A foreigner has a story to tell

Which is made up of many unspoken words

My wish is my reason to live, and my wish lingers on

There is still hope for a better prospect

And with faith I can go forward

When difficulties arise along the path

Be brave and overcome them

Look ahead and continue the journey, and some day I can return home

Even during bad times I should be proud of my existence

And should not give up on returning to the homeland one day

My wish is my reason to live

And my wish lingers on

A foreigner has a story to tell

Which is made up of many unspoken words

My wish is my reason to live, and my wish lingers on...

There's master. Stop the car. There's master. Stop!

Master! Master!

- We were looking all over for you. - Master, master.

Come on Master, we'll take you, we'll give you a ride.

We're Latinos, and we'd like to say.

We're the meanest gang that there's today

So noisy - it's like attending a Chinese funeral.

What is this damn place? It looks like a zoo!

Home, master.

- Master, we cook here. - We sleep here, master.

Don't call me "master" again, or I'll smack your mouth.

No master, no kung-fu, no kung-fu.

OK, master... and get rid off the bean curd.

- Oh, the Hawks are here! - Let's get the hell out fo here!

You sons of bitches, you want to stay, you gotta pay!

We already gave you the blood money!

We've paid everything!

How about when we go to the People Street, but all the Vietnamese take all the jobs.

How about when we go to the Chinese restaurants, and they won't give us a dish washing job.

You gotta give us a break. They kick us out of every neighborhood.

You're breaking my heart. We live in this neighborhood too.

We don't believe in rent control.

- No. - Take it up.

No... fucking all.

Kiss my toes, amigos.

Yes, kiss my toes, amigos.

And get your greasy asses back to Mexico, you dig?

You dig?

I don't know what you're up to,

but all of you ganging up against these three is wrong. Let them go.

This fool your Chinese cook?

- God. - You OK?

Get him.

Come on.

We got to fuck you up!

- Master, teach us kung-fu. - So we can go back to our neighborhood.

Go back to your homeland if you cannot continue living here.

I'm not going to teach you kung fu.

Shit, we got save our stuff.

Stupid Chinese!

Shit.

This is the place.

I don't want to damage the front door. Let's go round the back.

What's we gonna do now?

Shut up!

Shut up!

Master? Master!

Master!

Master?

Thank you.

Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

There she is.

There's tons of work waiting for you.

I want William's files and yesterday receipt on my desk A.S.A.P.

Now move your ass and get into my office. Hurry up. Chop-chop.

May, they all know we've been going out for some time.

And we're both Chinese.

I don't want the whites to think I treat you favourably because of our relationship.

It's like an ocean here. There are lots of sharks around.

If someone knows your weakness, you'll get swallowed.

Do you understand my problem.

Mr.Lee, Miss Farghousen is here.

Show her in.

So be a good girl and act normally.

Come in.

What are you doing?

Shut up here.

What are you doing?

Get the hell out of here.

Stop fighting! I said stop it!

Master, they got the balls to come here and try to steal.

If the three of you keep fighting, I'll throw all of you out!

Hey, what's going on here?

Stop fighting.

It's you again.

You're breaking the law by coming in here, you silly man.

Why can't I come in here? Call the cops then, stupid!

You get in there.

You say it's your master's shop.

You can't find him, so you stayed there. Correct?

Correct.

- Are you suffering from gastric pains? - Gastric pain?

- Does it hurt right above the abdomen? - The abdomen?

Is something pushing up at your diaphragm and hurting?

Yes.

Stick out your tongue and let me have a look.

Stick the whole tongue out.

Look up.

You have white specks under your lids.

You have a stomach ulcer.

- I'll give you a massage. It'll help. - That would be great!

The whites of your eyes are slightly yellow. Drink a little less.

I'm going to press on your pressure points. Breathe in deeply.

Exhale.

Inhale.

Exhale.

- This is the gastric pressure point. Hurt? - A little.

Three times to the left and three times to the right.

There is a pressure point below the kneecap.

Do you have any sensation?

Three times to the left and three times to the right.

Why don't you try it yourself?

- Three times to the left and three to the right. - Incredible.

Left hand at the bottom, right hand on top. Do it 36 times in a clockwise direction.

K everybody, get your left over your right. Clockwise.

36 times. OK, let's get that bad feeling out.

After you're done, reverse the action.

Do it another 36 times in an anticlockwise direction.

It feels a lot better.

Take better care and your stomach will recover.

You're a star!

The lady who accused you wants to drop the charges.

You can go now.

You... hey, hey.

Did you ever see this guy?

He asked if you've ever seen this guy.

One second.

I want you to tell him, we need his help.

We have to get this man arrested in the act of fighting.

Now, he's been terrorizing a lot of people and beating people up.

We gotta catch in the act. Tell him.

He's terrorising everyone. The police want you to lure him out...

so they can catch him in action.

You tell that woman I've never seen this man.

The woman has already asked me to find my master. I don't have time.

Why don't you ask her to help you? She's a great fighter.

- What a waste of time. - Why are you so rude?

- I get you from a trouble and you don't even say thank you to me. - What are you talking about?

I have to secure the shop. If I don't, I'll jeopardise my job.

You got me arrested. Why did you let me go?

- I felt sorry for you, so I wanted to help. - Dual personality!

I wonder how Master is. I wonder if he's in trouble.

I wonder where I can find him.

It's your type who always get into fights. You've ruined the image of the Chinese!

Who's ruining whose image?

You're you and I'm me. Don't make things complicated.

It's better to keep some distance. Go and secure the shop. You stupid.

- Bye-bye. - See you.

Sorry, chica.

- Did you watch me? - Yes.

Do it with solid footwork! Continue to practise.

There are many like your master, Mr Tak.

They know only a few moves...

and come to the US to open martial-arts schools to make a quick dollar.

They're a disgrace to the martial-arts world.

How can you slander my master like that?

Your master wasn't trained by a martial-arts establishment.

It cannot be called real kung fu.

- Fei! - Yes!

The rest of you continue to practise.

Show him some skills. Stepping on thunder.

Arms in defence position.

Dragon fists.

Did you see these moves?

A good foundation of movement is important when learning martial arts.

I sympathise with what your master experienced.

Young man, I advise you to play it safe.

If you want to learn kung fu, you'd better start from scratch.

If you don't believe me, show me the moves you've learnt.

Then you'll know I haven't slandered your master.

- You mean I should challenge him? - Of course.

- Fei, don't harm him. - Yes.

- You guys continue to practise. - Practise!

You really want me to challenge him? Are you joking?

I'm just trying to teach you a lesson.

If you were a white man, I'd save my breath.

- Why did you blindside him? - It was you who told me to hit him.

- I didn't tell you to strike below the belt. - So where should I strike?

Above the waist!

Your master told me to hit above the belt.

Let go! The fight can't continue if you're locking his hands.

Master!

You're a failure. You're expelled from the school!

- Master... - Leave!

You must leave too.

What are you looking at? Carry on practising!

Hurry!

Master, did you find your master?

My visa will expire soon.

Hey, wait, wait.

That vato from Boscoes is probably looking for some trouble or something.

Hey, wait.

- You'd better, or I'll kick his ass. - Come on

That's Johnny, look!

It's his photo in the magazine, that's him, it's Johnny!

Just sign it to me, to Mouse.

That's right. It's fantastic, all right!

That's great, man.

- Mouse, what're you doing? Come on. - Hey, hey.

Wait.

Hey, Po Chi Lum!

Tiger, get over here.

Who gave them permission to film in here?

- I don't know. - You don't know? Go and ask them.

We are here to challange you to a match.

What did he say, Tiger?

- They're here to challenge us. - Challenge?

We come to challenge you!

You can fight one at a time or all at once. It's your choice.

Why does a Chinaman learn kung fu from a white man?

- Tiger, teach him a lesson. - Yes.

Enough, enough, stop it, Johnny.

We have adapted our martial arts for today's needs.

If you want to join our school, please free to contact our receptionist.

Uncle Tak.

Uncle Tak, look.

Master.

I don't know him.

Master, please open the door.

The lover takes off in a boat... He drifts further and further...

Master! Master!

- The birds head towards a reunion... - Master! Master! Master!

Master, open up!

I want to take a nap.

Master, open the door!

Master, open the door!

- Cut it out, asshole. You break it, you pay for it. - Hey lady, you listen, our master is famous for what he's doing.

Right, master?

Why are you calling me master? I didn't accept you as my pupil!

The real master is inside throwing a tantrum.

- See? - See what?

- Master. - Still calling me master! Shut up.

Shut up!

Did you know Po Chi Lum was burned down? The only thing left is the shop sign.

If you don't come out, I'll take your shop sign and go back to Hong Kong!

- Po Chi Lum was burned down? - No, but almost.

- You rotten kid, you lied to me? - Master, don't be mad at me.

You've been missing. The bank can't find you.

They sealed off the shop and took the herbal medicine.

So what? I don't want anything anyway. Go!

Master!

Herbs?

- Master, are you injured? - None of your business.

I'm sorry uncle Tak. I thought they were your friends.

Master, you want her out of here?

- Stop calling me master. - You should stop calling me master too.

- Master - Master.

- Shut up! - You shut up too!

Out! Don't any of you guys understand English?

Stop, stop!

Don't fight! Stop!

The sword!

They went outside to fight, let's guard our master, come on.

No, you don't.

Master.

Master.

Do you still consider me your master?

There's nothing left. What's the point of you being here?

It's not that we didn't want to come. Us, pupils, couldn't get a visa.

I couldn't wait, so I came as a tourist. I have to go back.

You're going back so soon? I did all the donkey work.

I went through all this just for my pupils. I paved the path for you.

Master, we go wherever they'll accept us. We don't have a choice.

I don't want to be separated if we can stay together.

Things aren't really as good as they're said to be.

Look at them. They're worse off than us.

What are you afraid of? Don't be a chicken.

You're having such a hard time here, why don't we go back together?

Go back? Where to?

I've moved around since I was young and have been to many places.

Where should I go back to?

We'll talk outside if anything bothers you. Don't lose face in front of the Americans.

Don't bother speaking Chinese. You're so full of shit.

The whole world knows it. I'm the only one stupid enough to believe you.

Who the hell are you.

- What's he saying? I can't understand. - He's insulting your mother.

Don't twist so hard.

So you can speak Cantonese. I thought you were an egg-tart.

- If I twist his wrist harder it will break. - Let it break!

Tell him that me and him have totally broken up!

Hey, egg-tart, she says you two have totally broken up!

- Didn't you come to meet me for lunch? - No, I came to pay the rent.

I'll buy you lunch. Rent can wait.

- What about him? - Break him into pieces!

- Egg-tart, I'm going to break your wrist. - Please don't make me lose face.

I'll break...

I'll break...

Your egg-tart boyfriend, is he for real?

He asked for it.

Isn't your job at risk if your boyfriend is your boss?

Life goes on.

That's my car.

Hi, man.

Are you stealing the car?

Holy shit.

Who'd have thought your car would be so popular?

Look out!

Quick, get down!

- Shit, I'm on top of you! - How can you think of that now?

Get in the car! Quick!

Hey, punk.

Your ass is mine, mother fucker.

Look out!

You're master Tak's pupil. I want to find him. He can't hide from me.

Come down, quickly!

Go!

Are you scared silly? Start the car.

My roof is ruined!

Shit.

I'm always doing things I don't like doing. I don't even know if I have an identity.

Who cares? There's even a song about it.

Chinese are the descendants of the country of the dragon.

We are a tough race, and we are born to conquer new lands.

And we bring our culture.

When things get better in the homeland, we will return.

- Homeland? - Yes.

Come here and then go back? What's the point?

Well, if I can't adapt, I'll go back.

- Can't adapt? - Yes.

What if you can't adapt when you get back? You must learn to adapt.

- Where's my shoe? - In your hand.

No, the other one. Help me find it.

- I think you've thrown it in the water. - Can you help me get it?

You just need to adapt, get used to it.

- Learn to adapt! - The hell with you.

Silly man!

Where's my car key? Shit, I lost it!

We'll have to walk back.

No, it's inside the car.

- You didn't lock the door? - No.

Hurry and open the door! Why didn't you lock the door?

- Don't your car doors lock automatically? - Of course not, you silly man.

What are you doing?

I'm learning how to drive. Then I can drive for you.

OK. Sit over here.

Move over.

Start the car.

- Start the car? - Yes.

You need to be in reverse gear.

You're in forward gear, so the car will go forward.

- Like this? - Yes, but don't turn the car so much.

Like this?

- What? You're stepping on my foot! - I'm just stepping on the brake.

- Don't drive so fast! - Why are you stepping on my foot?

Slower...

That's it.

Watch the road. Look behind you too.

Use the rear-view mirror!

Not so close. You'll only see your face. Look ahead.

- Change lane. - What is "lane"?

Change to that side. Turn your indicator on for changing lane.

Look ahead.

Don't be so nervous.

Or so relaxed!

I never realised you were such fun.

Watch the road.

Oh, no, traffic police! What should I do?

You don't even have a driver's licence! You can go to prison for that!

- Why don't we stop the car? - How can we?

We're in the middle of the road! We can't stop the car!

How about if we swap seats?

OK, but keep holding the steering wheel. I'm coming over.

Don't move.

Pull over.

How did we end up like this?

- You told me to... - keep holding the steering wheel.

- Hello officer. - Is there a problem here.

- No. - Would you mind to tell me what you're doing?

Uh, we just get married today.

- Yes. - Is that right?

Huh, honey?

- And who's driving now? - Me of course.

- You wouldn't mind showing me your driver's licence, would you? - Sure.

- What are you doing? - Looking for tissue to wipe my mouth.

- Here, officer. - Wait, right here.

What did you say to him?

I said I was teaching you how to drive.

So why did you kiss me?

No reason. It's no big deal. It's just how friends show they care for each other.

To kiss is to care for each other?

- I'm gonna cite you for reckless driving. - That's fine.

- And lady, if you wanna do it, do it on the sofa next time.

- It's a lot safer that way. Okay, thank you officer.

- And have a nice day! - Thank you, thank you.

- He still fined you? - Yes.

- What for? - For saying the wrong things.

What's going on here.

I'm trying to fill this prescription for uncle Tak, and you guys have screwed up everything.

Chica, this is our master's place!

If you're going to come in here, you're going to come in here with conpermiso!

- Why is the light still on? - The old man must be inside.

- But we killed the old man! - Let's check it out, come on let's go. - Okay.

Let's take her back to our boss!

Back off!

- Are you okay. - Yes, I am okay.

Let's show you what a real man can do!

- Get back! - Get her out of here, motherfucker, get the girl out.

Get! Fucking dog!

Shit!

PO CHI LUM

- Your joint is dislocated. Don't move. - He scared the hell of out me.

We're going to fight.

Anna is still out there somewhere.

Over there. Back up the car.

Are you OK?

Please it's no use! I can't practise anymore!

It'll be OK. Don't worry.

May, tell her her leg was dislocated.

I put it back in place. She'll recover soon. Tell her not to move so much.

- Master, are you OK? - I'm fine.

He'll fix your leg, you'll be OK. Don't worry.

Let me try.

You've already learned how to take advantage of girls?

What do you mean?

May said that in America, kissing a friend means that you care for them.

I don't know when they're coming, but don't be nervous.

Already, Master!

Órale, master!

Beat them I say.

Hit the ball, hit the ball!

Shit.

- Master, thanks. - Stupid.

Son of a bitch.

Watch out!

Let's get him!

Hey, crew-cut, my master has arrived.

My master defeated your master, who is now in hiding.

Your kung fu must be pretty basic. If you have the guts, come out and fight.

Let's get those bastards now.

Shit! Officer in trouble. Where are you guys?

Everybody break, you jokin' Bruce Lee?

Why is he crying?

He doesn't hold a green card. He's afraid of being sent back to Mexico.

Tell him to go right now.

We cannot leave this room.

We can only leave if the sergeant tells us to.

Wait a moment. Were there five of you?

One hasn't arrived yet.

One hasn't arrived yet.

Really? Let me share a little secret with all of you.

I'm gonna nail that son of a bitch to wall.

I'll get him for resisting arrest, destroying public property, assault.

A few more things, kicking me in the face.

You all did a good job.

Don't worry, it's clearly an act of self-defense.

All I want you to do, is stick around to testify in the court, OK?

- He says we can leave now. - What about the one behind him?

- I don't know. - Let's all shake his hand. I have an idea. - I want to thank you all, thank you very much.

Thanks.

- Tell him to take care of his health. - He said, "Take care of your health".

The Mexican boys cannot hide forever.

Hey, if Po Chi Lum hired them,

then after a few years they can apply for residency.

- I doubt it. - Why?

Master accepted an American as a pupil before. Now he dislikes all foreigners.

If he knew I'd taught these three clowns kung fu, he'd kill me.

Hiding like this is no different to being a fugitive. Life is meaningless.

- You'll be hiding too, if you stay. - Who says I'm staying?

There's no way I'll hide, even if my master asked me to.

Master.

Don't call me master again.

Master!

If you want to leave, leave! Don't say I'm forcing you.

- Master, please don't misunderstand. - Don't live in hiding.

If things go wrong, I don't want to be responsible.

Master, I talked without thinking. Please don't be mad at me.

I know it's tough for you. I'll stay a bit longer, OK?

Please forgive me.

I don't need your sympathy. You took those Mexicans as pupils.

When they turn on you and come to destroy my shop, give me a good funeral.

Master...

Leave! I don't want to see you again!

What's the deal, Oscar?

I've been calling you to bail my ass out of jail, where were you?

- I'm sorry Johnny, how did you get out? - My American Express Card, dumbshit.

Look at you, what's your problem? You look like a scared rabbit.

We're in deep shit, Johnny. All our stocks dumped, we're debt up to here.

Where can I go, Oscar? The whole world knows me. You got me into this shit, you tell me!

- We could go to China, you'll be a big star. - You go to hell!

Thanks for getting me the plane ticket so quickly.

Must you leave so soon? There are lots of places you haven't seen yet.

I came to America to see my master.

He tells me to leave. What other reason do I have to stay?

You really can't think of any other reason to stay longer?

No, I can't.

Can you think harder?

No.

Why don't you tell me one?

- It's not the right time to say. - Of course not! The bus is leaving soon.

How about this: If you have so much to say,

why not write me a letter so you can tell me everything you want to say.

- Let's leave it at that. Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Now that we've become friends, to show you I care...

I'm leaving now.

Is something wrong with your eyes? What happened?

No, I'm fine.

Remember to write!

Master!

Pupil...

Let's get our stuff and get out of here.

- Hallo. - Is that you old man?

- We got Anna all tied up, and if you wanna see her healthy again... - What? What are you saying?

Hey, come over here. Tell me what he's saying.

Talk to the the China man.

- Hallo. - Give me that.

Hello, Master Tak.

Anna has been kidnapped by us. My master wants to see you.

Hey, this dude's talking Chinese.

- Hello. - Look, old man, if you wanna see Anna alive again...

What did you say, asshole?

You're the asshole!

What? You can say "asshole"?

Anna is being held by my master.

You and your pupil, meet us at the NRB Building in half an hour.

If you don't come, Anna dies.

That's kidnap!

Quick, write down the address.

A pen!

- What's the address? - 1100 Wilshire Boulevard.

NRB Building, 1100 Wilshire?

What reason? What reason is there to stay?

Asked me to say it... and said there was something wrong with my eyes.

Silly man. He has problems with his eyes if he didn't realise!

Where's my passport? Looks like I forgot it.

Maybe I dropped it.

Does anyone know how to drive a bus?

Does anyone know how to drive a bus?

Thank you.

Is something wrong with the bus?

What are you doing here?

Thanks for your concern.

It's OK.

- What's a wig doing there? - That's not a wig.

Hurry and take me to get my passport.

Why did you come in here?

There's a letter here.

- Letter? What does it say? - I can't read Chinese.

How can you not read Chinese?

It's a bit dark in here...

"Miss May, in case I encounter any misfortune,

please pass Po Chi Lum on to my pupil, Jet, to run it."

Signed, Chan Hou Tak.

Misfortune?

Misfortune?

Misfortune.

- Misfortune. - Yes.

What the hell is that? Is it good or bad?

Of course it's bad. It means something's gone wrong!

I don't even know where to find him!

What?

- What is it? - It's a place.

- Do you know how to get there? - Of course I do!

So what are you waiting for?

How can you pull me like that?

You pulled me earlier. Why can't I pull you?

We're finally here, we're finally reached the top.

Fall in!

Shit! How am I supposed to fight all these people?

- You guys stay here. - Be careful, Uncle Tak.

Whoever defeats this old man, and brings him to me on his knees...

will be promoted to the highest order in my school.

Four.

Attack in four.

Fathead! You tought these guys kung-fu?

- Ten. - Attack in ten.

- More. - Attack in ten.

Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's go!

Where'd you go stupid! Where'd you get to? The next time you go, I'm gonna kill you.

Sorry, I say, Merry Christmas.

Órale.

Ya basta.

Students.

Uncle Tak.

Uncle Tak.

Master? Master?

You haven't left yet?

I read your letter and knew something was wrong.

- Oh, that's my will. - Will?

You don't have to die. I'm staying to help you.

Master!

Pupil, beware of that Blondie.

- He's cunning, and I really don't know... - I will, Master.

No need to help me.

- Would you like to sit down and rest? - Nonsense!

Welcome to the game of death.

Even if you beat him, he'll still come back.

I'll keep him busy while you and the Latinos rescue Anna.

Be careful. He's very cunning. We'll save Anna.

Anna.

- Let go of the rope. - Let her go.

Help.

- Master, are you all right? - I'm fine.

Come on.

- Are you all right as well? - I'm fine too.

You have some skills.

I have more than you think.

I have more, more and more!

You will lose!

Are we finished yet?

Still won't stop?

Gas?

Now you can't move, how can you fight?

What are you waiting for, you son of a bitch. Finish me.

OK. Finish.

You bastard!

Come back up, quickly!

Take care of these clowns.

All right, everybody freeze!Put your hands on your heads, hold it right there.

Move out of the way. Police business!

Master!

- Master, I'm glad you're here! - Pupil, we're glad you're here too!

- You know what. I'm going to miss you. - Really?

Give me a kiss.

Uncle Tak, Bye-bye.

Thanks very much.

You get my hat, OK?

- Bye-bye. - Thanks

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Bye you guys, bye assholes, goodbye.

Bye-bye XO.

No, Uncle Tak, no.

Sorry, mom.

- Hey, I hear Canada's not so bad. - Let's check out America first. It's so big.

Sure, but if Canada is good it's worth considering.

We're not afraid to cross the ocean. The Chinese will go anywhere under the sun.

I know, master.

Jet, masters never see their pupils as grown-ups.

That's why I treat you like a child. Don't be angry with me.

How could I be, master?

- You still have the tag on your jacket. - Don't pull it off.

I bought it to see you off. I'll take it back after this and tell them it doesn't fit.

It's OK to do that in America.

Remember that you don't have to pay to wear new clothes. Let's go.

Go on now and get home quickly. Let's go.

Hey, your suit has a tag too!

Glad I didn't take it off - I couldn't return it.

Even if you had, you can always tie it back on. Take care.

- Master, take good care. - Don't keep me waiting too long.

- Give my regards to May. - OK.

She's stuck in a meeting with Mr Egg Tart. She says to send her a postcard.

Tell her to work hard.

You lied to your master that you're staying in the US. You are cunning.

- What are you doing here? - Me?

As I couldn't think of a reason for you to stay, I decided to go with you.

- No kidding? - Yes!

Where are you going to stay?

- At your place? - At my place?

- Are you married? - No...

I'd better check I have my passport.

Shit, shit, shit...

- I think I forgot it again. - Really? Hurry and check carefully.

These are my underpants. Stop peeping.

My hand still hurts.

Master!

Your passport's with me. I'll get you a visa for Canada!

See you later!

Are you crying or laughing?

I don't have my passport, so I can't leave.

So you're going to Hong Kong by yourself.

Try to stay in a hotel. But there might not be a room.

Eat this!