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Ah, Warsaw!
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A city of modern technology.
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City of Lovers!
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And no lonely heart need be left behind.
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With a compelling enough profile,
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true love is just a click away.
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Finding the love of your lifeis the fun part. But living with it...
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can be its own kind of hell.
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When it comes to love,can you be sure of anything?
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You think Hugh Grant ever settled downwith Julia Roberts in Notting Hill?
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Or Bogart left for the Canaries
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with that French captain from "Casablanca"
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and opened a nightclub?
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There's a reasonromantic movies never get a sequel.
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It's because there's no such thingas Happily Ever After in real life.
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PLANET SINGLE 2
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When you think about it,
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in all of history there's only been
a handful of truly great love stories.
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Tristan and Isolde.
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Lancelot and Guinevere.
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Kristen Stewart...
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and that vampire from "Twilight".
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This show...
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is a grand tribute to true love.
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Madam, gentlemen,
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I give you The Miracle of Christmas!
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For the first time
in the history of Polish TV,
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a live Christmas Special
sponsored by Planet Single
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and hosted by Poland's
most celebrated couple,
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Ania Kwiatkowska
and Tomek Wilczynski!
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This year, we're giving Poland
the gift of love!
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Go on.
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For millions of people, Tomek and Ania
represent a modern day Cinderella story.
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Proof positive that two seemingly
completely different people
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can come together
through the miracle of modern technology
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and end up sharing
a deep, profound, analog love.
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It's beautiful. It's timely. It's--
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Bullshit!
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You don't want a boyfriend but
Prince fucking Charming on a white horse
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in an ivory tower!
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What I want is an adult,
not a selfish impulsive little boy!
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- I am not impulsive!
- Really!
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I'd rather be impulsive than boring,
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fearing any risk all my life!
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- I am not boring!
- Oh yeah?
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When was the last time you took a risk?
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I started dating you, didn't I?
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And immediately started
trying to change me!
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You'd better change!
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A 40 who won't grow up!
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I'm 39! Won't be 40 for another 3 months!
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Come here!
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What do you mean, "grow up"?
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Get married? Have kids?
That's growing up?
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- What's wrong with that?
- Nothing!
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It's great living in a jail cell!
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She loves him.
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I hate you!
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He loves her.
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Hope someone drops a piano on you!
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You're the most immature,
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- You're the most insecure, know-it-all...
- self-absorbed, pig-headed...
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- person I've met!
- person I've met!
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It's heartwarming.
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Know what, Marcin?
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It's Marcel.
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As just an executive of this network,
I may not be "hip"
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to all the current Internet "fads".
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Still, I've got a MySpace account
like everyone else.
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Yet I fail to see how your Christmas show
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would fit our branding strategy.
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And I doubt our Planet Single
partners would even consider invest--
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Excuse me.
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Yes, sir, good morning.
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Yes, but--
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Yes, sir.
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Congratulations.
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Your show is on.
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Really?
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And it'd better go
exactly how you've described.
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It will be perfect.
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Nobody's perfect!
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Real people fight!
They fart! They disagree!
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People have flaws,
but need to work on them!
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You mean,
I need to work on them!
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- Good boy.
- You're turning into your mother!
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- I'll take that as a compliment.
- She's a bitch!
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So she's a little cold.
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At least I'm not ashamed of
my family like you are!
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- You know nothing about my family!
- Exactly!
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- What's this?
- Can't you see?
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- I'm leaving you.
- The hell you are!
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I'm leaving you !
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Oh, please!
Stop acting like such a baby.
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What's that?
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My suitcase.
I always keep it packed just in case.
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See?!
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You've never been committed
to this relationship!
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Relationship?
You want a goddamn fairy tale!
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Where are you going?
This is your house!
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I'll buy another!
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Fine!
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I'm still the one leaving you!
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SINGLE
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Tomek Wilczynski is now SINGLE
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SINGLE
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Jerk.
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"The Wolf" is back.
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Mom?
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- Mo--
- Ania?
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Mom?
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Why do you look...
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so incredible?
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It's just a little cut and color.
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You like it?
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Yeah, except...
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You look like a stranger!
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What did he do?
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You were right...
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- I shouldn't have wasted my time...
- I know, dear.
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MESSAGE FROM SILVERFOX
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- Sorry, one sec...
- You're using... Planet Single?
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Sweetheart, I hate to abandon you
at a time like this,
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but I already made plans.
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Who's Silverfox?
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It's a "nick".
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I know what a nick is!
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You're off to a date
and don't even know his name?
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Oh, please! It's not a date.
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- I hope not.
- Just a hookup.
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- A what?!
- That's my cab.
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Help yourself to some ice cream.
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- We'll talk later.
- Where are you going?
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When will you be back?
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Ania! I'm 55 years old.
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Do you mind?
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I'm trying to meditate!
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Well, excuse me, Mahatma Gandhi.
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Namaste.
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It's over with Tomek. I moved out.
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Breathe, Ania.
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When the breath wanders,
the mind is unsteady.
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Such a jerk!
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You know what he said?
That I'm turning into my mom!
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For one, your mom
has an amazing haircut.
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- Ola, I'm being serious.
- Me too!
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It took me four hours to do it!
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I'm watching!
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Where are the boxes from my room?
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Ask the guru over there.
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Mom, where are all my boxes?
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I need my leather jacket.
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We donated them.
We need room for the nursery.
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What? And nobody asked me?
Do I even live here anymore?
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Zosia!
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Your aggression is blocking my chakras.
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Disrupting my energy flow!
How can I expect to have a perfect birth?
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Whatevs, I'm off.
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- See ya.
- Look,
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shall I come by tomorrowwith some amazing home-brewed kombucha?
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You'll feel like a new woman.
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I know.
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I know it's painful now, hon,
but try to stay positive.
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As Paneer says, "Pain
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is the coffee your soul needs
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to wake up."
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Bye.
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Coffee?
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"Pain is coffee"?
Another nugget of wisdom from your "guru"?
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His name is Paneer.
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You could learn a lot from him.
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Did it ever occur to you that women,
for thousands of years,
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have given birth without yoga?
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You think some crusty old fakir
can teach you new tricks?
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Paneer is a 7th level master.
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They're all the same!
Shriveled old farts
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who think they know everything 'cause they
hallucinated it during a colon cleanse!
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Mr. Expert, why don't you
come to a class?
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Show us what you know?
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Gladly! Just tell me when!
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Wednesday.
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- Silverfox?
- Yes, it's me.
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Have a seat, please.
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You look a little more...
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mature than your picture.
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Come on.
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It's only a few years old.
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We are on the verge of
a watershed moment in history.
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Using big data...
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and predictive analytics...
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we have created the first...
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infallible algorithm
for human compatibility.
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We have called it...
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Gravity.
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We're launching it this Christmas Eve...
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only on Planet Single.
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Marcel!
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Why don't you pick up? Hours ago
you texted me you're around.
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You've been drinking.
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How's the pitch meeting?
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- We got it.
- We did?
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The Christmas Special!
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Really?
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That's terrific!
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What Christmas Special?
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The one we discussed
in the summer!
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You and Ania as co-hosts.
First Christmas Eve live show on TV!
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What?
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Broke up? How?
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Normally. Donezo. Finito. Kaput!
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You must be together.
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Ten million households
are waiting for you! lt'll be a hit!
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Are you nuts?
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A Christmas carols night?
What's next, a hemorrhoid cure commercial?
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May I remind you
we haven't worked in six months?
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I walked in for a latte today
and went out with an application!
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You were to pitch 13 episodes
of our next show!
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- That was the plan!
- They wouldn't listen.
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How could they not have?
Our show's finale had record viewers!
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You walked out of a live show!
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Every network thinks
you're a loose cannon.
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There must be other options!
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- That LA guy keeps calling.
- See?
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What was that about?
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Featured puppeteer, streaming TV.
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Featured?
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And it's not even real TV?
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Fine, let's do the Christmas show--
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Great! Yes! I have so many ideas!
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But I'm not reading any
stupid-ass Christmas wishes.
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- No wishes. Sure.
- And no puppets.
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- But people love them.
- No puppets!
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Oh!
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Good luck getting Ania to sign up.
It's gonna take a miracle!
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Christmas is a miracle!
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WINTER IS COMING
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Bravo!
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Hi.
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Kids, we have a visitor!
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Good morning, Principal!
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Good morning, children!
I've got great news.
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You've all been selected
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to perform live on network television!
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What? How come?
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It's a dream come true for our students
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but also for our fine institution.
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How did--
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Don't forget we're doing
transpositions on Friday!
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Ela! Notebooks!
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Is it here? OK.
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It truly is a formative experience,
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which should teach them a lot of courage.
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It does sounds like an opportunity.
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I'm glad you agree.
Besides, you'll be the perfect host!
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Wait, what? Host?
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Who better to represent our school?
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Come on, Bogdan. I've never been on TV.
The stage fright alone...
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What stage fright?
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You perform all the time,
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- it's exactly the same thing.
- It's not the same at all!
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There's going to be cameras!
262
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,039
What about my duties?
All my classes!
263
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:39,581
Don't worry.
I've found you a substitute!
264
00:15:39,915 --> 00:15:41,581
Radek, come in, please.
265
00:15:44,082 --> 00:15:46,749
Radek Zawadzki.
Meet Ania Kwiatkowska.
266
00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:48,956
- Hi.
- He'll take over your classes.
267
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:51,249
Have you taught any children?
268
00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:53,664
No, but I have a couple nephews.
269
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,706
He's a family man!
270
00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:56,999
And a music degree.
271
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,039
I see.
272
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,624
And where do you work now?
273
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,164
Now? At a cafe.
274
00:16:02,791 --> 00:16:04,706
Wednesdays, at a piano lounge.
275
00:16:05,207 --> 00:16:08,331
- And I drive a cab part-time.
- He's an excellent driver, too.
276
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:09,914
Never mind the details!
277
00:16:10,207 --> 00:16:12,164
Your kids will be fine.
278
00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:15,539
My father was a cab driver.
279
00:16:16,916 --> 00:16:17,749
I see.
280
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,624
I don't know. Bogdan, I mean...
281
00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:25,164
is this what's best for the school?
282
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:28,414
It's not just best for the school.
283
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,914
It's what best for our country!
284
00:16:35,082 --> 00:16:36,081
Fine.
285
00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:38,664
That's the spirit!
286
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,831
Look, you know what?
287
00:16:42,207 --> 00:16:47,039
There's just this one
tiny little detail...
288
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:49,624
Absolutely not!
289
00:16:49,915 --> 00:16:53,706
Think I'll share a stage with that jerk
and pretend we're dating?
290
00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:55,249
You're out of your mind!
291
00:16:55,332 --> 00:16:56,331
Told you so.
292
00:16:56,707 --> 00:16:58,624
Will you tell him to shut up?
293
00:16:58,707 --> 00:17:00,831
Will you tell her to stop shouting?
294
00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:05,707
Tell him I'd rather walk into
oncoming traffic than do a show with him!
295
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,707
- Tell her the street's that way!
- Guys!
296
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:13,082
Let's be adults, please.
297
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,289
It's only till Christmas.
298
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:21,914
You won't have to contact each other
outside the studio.
299
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,874
Aside from PR commitments.
300
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:28,832
Your students will get to perform
in front of millions of people!
301
00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:31,457
This can change their lives.
302
00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:33,124
And the two of you,
303
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,707
as soon as it's over,
can officially part ways.
304
00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:38,414
Everyone wins! What do you say?
305
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,624
Marcel, dear...
306
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:45,289
Even if I were to agree,
307
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,249
I'm no presenter.
308
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,664
I'd embarrass myself
and ruin your show.
309
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:52,499
Didn't I tell you?
You can't take a risk!
310
00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:56,789
Fine.
311
00:17:59,415 --> 00:18:01,374
But we'll need some ground rules.
312
00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:06,164
No hand holding.
313
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,999
No touching off camera.
314
00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:09,082
Fine by me.
315
00:18:09,415 --> 00:18:12,874
And absolutely, under no circumstances
will there be kissing!
316
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:13,789
Thank God.
317
00:18:14,915 --> 00:18:17,164
As soon as the show's over,
so are we.
318
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,749
Can't wait.
319
00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:21,289
Great!
320
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:24,332
Now, squeeze in
and pretend you like each other.
321
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,582
Yes. Now, say:
322
00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:29,082
"Christmas Eve!"
323
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,039
"Christmas Eve!"
324
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,414
Three things we badly need:
325
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:12,374
- a huge sparkling star, a beacon of hope.
- A beacon of hope.
326
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,374
Velvet curtain, from top to bottom.
327
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,164
Say... burgundy?
328
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,832
Yup. And snow. Snow everywhere.
329
00:19:19,915 --> 00:19:22,914
It's gotta be freezing
just from looking at it.
330
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,624
For the know-how, ask someone.
331
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,582
Set designer? Prop guy?
332
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,789
- Set designer.
- Right.
333
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:32,082
For lunch we're having
15 beef, five vegan...
334
00:19:32,165 --> 00:19:35,207
No, just vegan. We don't eat reindeer.
335
00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,664
Reindeer costumes!
Check the dressing room.
336
00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:38,624
Zoska!
337
00:19:39,415 --> 00:19:41,207
Didn't you wear this yesterday, too?
338
00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:45,082
It's ecofriendly to rewear clothes.
339
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,789
The Miracle of Christmas!
340
00:19:54,165 --> 00:19:56,624
Welcome everyone on Good Morning Sunrise
341
00:19:56,708 --> 00:20:00,664
with Poland's "it" couple,
Ania and Tomek!
342
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:08,664
So, any truth to those breakup rumors?
343
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,624
None at all.
344
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,082
But, Ania,
345
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:18,499
didn't your Planet Single status
briefly change to "Single"?
346
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:24,832
That was... You see...
347
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,664
It's all orchestrated.
348
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:30,664
Part of the viral ad campaign
for our Christmas show!
349
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,914
Exactly! A practical joke.
350
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,789
Tomek, he just loves to joke.
351
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:40,289
It's better than being boring,
I mean, bored! Right, honey?
352
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:41,457
Tomek,
353
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:46,164
was it a hard transition for you,
from "ladies' man" to "boyfriend"?
354
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:50,374
I don't like slapping labels on things.
355
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,374
Ania?
356
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:55,999
Well, it's thanks to labels
we can tell sugar and arsenic apart.
357
00:20:56,165 --> 00:20:58,499
Or where the exits are in a fire.
358
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:02,332
Yes, Ania is so great at finding exits.
359
00:21:02,415 --> 00:21:06,664
I love him so much I could just choke him.
360
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,124
Bogdan!
361
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:09,914
Are you ready yet?
362
00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:11,749
Where is this lout?
363
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,874
- We're going to be late!
- Hold your horses!
364
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:27,332
"Patience is bitter,
but its fruit is sweet."
365
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:29,707
Finally.
366
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:35,124
What is this?
367
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:36,374
What?
368
00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:41,374
- You said to dress comfortably.
- Yes, for yoga!
369
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,664
Not a gas station hit!
370
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:47,289
Come on! This look is classic!
371
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:53,414
I liked how you said all the uhhh's.
So cool.
372
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,749
This is degrading! What am I doing here?
373
00:21:56,833 --> 00:22:01,289
You chose to sign that contract.
So stop playing the victim for once!
374
00:22:01,415 --> 00:22:04,414
Just to be clear,
I'm not doing this for myself.
375
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,374
It's for my school and kids!
376
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:09,539
Oh, please.
We both know why you're doing this.
377
00:22:09,790 --> 00:22:12,207
You're just trying to win our break-up!
378
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,249
Win our break--
Oh, that's just--
379
00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:17,124
What are you on about?
380
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:22,039
You just want to show me how you're brave
and I was wrong, blah, blah, blah.
381
00:22:23,165 --> 00:22:26,332
Everything's not about you,
you... narcissist!
382
00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:28,457
By the way...
383
00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:30,749
what will you get out of this?
384
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,914
A new show next year.
385
00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,374
Well, I hope it's a bust.
386
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,957
At least I'll have a bust!
387
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,414
And not just one decorating the piano.
388
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:48,957
Calm down!
389
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:54,164
Here he comes.
390
00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:24,457
Namaste, class!
391
00:23:25,458 --> 00:23:27,374
Namaste, Paneer!
392
00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:31,874
Oh!
393
00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:35,707
I see... we have a new guest today.
394
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,374
Namaste!
395
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,374
Hajime.
396
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:51,249
Her womb is resonating
with your masculine energy.
397
00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:53,789
It'll be a boy.
398
00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:57,664
You're glowing.
399
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,707
Did you tell him?
400
00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:01,874
Let's begin!
401
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:04,582
Great, yes...
402
00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:05,582
Good.
403
00:24:05,665 --> 00:24:10,082
Relax this spot and breathe.
Then stretch. Yes.
404
00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:11,332
Here you are.
405
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,624
Beautiful.
406
00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:18,374
Ola!
407
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:21,124
Great, loosely, yes.
408
00:24:23,165 --> 00:24:25,832
Use your rear muscles
to support your partner.
409
00:24:25,915 --> 00:24:27,164
It's what I'm doing!
410
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:30,082
That's it exactly!
411
00:24:30,165 --> 00:24:34,457
And now, a deep stretch.
Support her!
412
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:35,414
Deeper!
413
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:38,124
Ola, your sacral chakra is open so wide!
414
00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:40,124
That's it! Keep opening!
415
00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:41,874
Opening!
416
00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:43,249
Yes!
417
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,499
Yes!
418
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,499
No!
419
00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:18,874
Jeez! Zoska!
420
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,374
Hey.
421
00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:21,874
You slept here?
422
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,582
Yeah, I finished late.
423
00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:29,457
Do your parents know?
424
00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:34,957
They surely didn't notice.
All they talk about is the baby.
425
00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:39,499
It's normal. Having a baby can
make a mess of any relationship.
426
00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:40,414
Yeah.
427
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:45,124
When the baby arrives,
they'll finally have a perfect new family.
428
00:25:46,708 --> 00:25:49,374
And I'll be sidelined,
a scrap of a broken marriage.
429
00:25:57,415 --> 00:25:59,249
My dad hardly ever spoke to me.
430
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:00,332
Really?
431
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:03,914
I thought he was disappointed
with my being... odd.
432
00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:11,207
My mom left when I was little.
Maybe Dad and I just blamed each other.
433
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,374
When I was your age,
I thought Dad hated me.
434
00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:17,914
When I realized I was wrong,
it was too late to change anything.
435
00:26:20,665 --> 00:26:22,332
Don't make the same mistake.
436
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,332
Ola and Bogdan are good people.
437
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,332
They're a little weird, but OK.
438
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,082
Reasonably so.
439
00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:32,957
Give them time, it'll all work out.
440
00:26:37,165 --> 00:26:39,082
Did it all work out with your mom?
441
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,249
Marcel!
442
00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:48,874
It's Beata's agent.
They're on their way... over here.
443
00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:55,539
Yes, we're here!
Can't wait... It's Marcel.
444
00:26:55,708 --> 00:26:57,207
Rise and shine, kiddo!
445
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,499
The show won't make itself.
446
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:06,789
No, no!
447
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,957
lgor, quit throwing this!
448
00:27:13,915 --> 00:27:17,582
- How about a little help?
- They're just kids.
449
00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:19,207
Are you one, too?
450
00:27:20,165 --> 00:27:22,539
Okay, come on now, scram.
451
00:27:23,165 --> 00:27:24,414
Turn right!
452
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,414
Wait up!
453
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,249
Marcel!
454
00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:41,039
Did you get Beata's wish list?
455
00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:43,374
Yes, Kamil gave it to me.
456
00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:46,874
An unlimited supply of
Princessa bars, foot bath...
457
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,457
- A crate of Baczewski vodka?
- Yes!
458
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,457
And green tea ice cubes.
459
00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:54,539
Of course.
460
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,039
The stage!
461
00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:58,457
Small.
462
00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:02,707
Look. Do you see?
Look what they did to my...
463
00:28:04,790 --> 00:28:05,789
Szymon!
464
00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:09,707
What are you doing, dimwit?!
465
00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:11,832
No one told me Wilczynski'd be here!
466
00:28:11,915 --> 00:28:13,164
I'm playing hangman.
467
00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:15,624
It's not a hanged man! This is Szymon!
468
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:16,999
You fat blob!
469
00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:18,624
Fat blob!
470
00:28:19,458 --> 00:28:20,874
I'm not fat!
471
00:28:20,958 --> 00:28:24,582
- I just have a problem with my glands.
- Why, did you eat them?!
472
00:28:29,415 --> 00:28:31,164
He's just a little boy!
473
00:28:31,290 --> 00:28:32,457
Not so little!
474
00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:35,624
Tell him to grow up then!
475
00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:40,624
Olaf is troubled,
and already bullied by the other kids.
476
00:28:40,708 --> 00:28:42,789
So please, stop screaming at him.
477
00:28:42,915 --> 00:28:43,914
He started it!
478
00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:45,749
Just stay away from my kids!
479
00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:49,289
Then keep them away from my props!
480
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:54,539
Lovers' quarrel.
The dressing rooms are this way.
481
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:04,914
Oh...
482
00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:06,789
Come on!
483
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,499
Can I help?
484
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:11,957
No, thanks.
485
00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:24,789
How did you do that?
486
00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:28,039
Any door can be opened,
you just need the right key.
487
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,039
Hang on...
488
00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:33,832
You're the Planet Single guy!
489
00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:35,582
Alex. Correct.
490
00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:36,999
Hi. Ania.
491
00:29:37,165 --> 00:29:39,414
I know. Nice to finally meet you.
492
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,332
Sorry...
493
00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:44,457
I'm a bit dazed.
It's my first time hosting a TV show.
494
00:29:45,165 --> 00:29:46,664
And it's my first time...
495
00:29:46,958 --> 00:29:48,207
rescuing a Princessa.
496
00:29:53,790 --> 00:29:55,164
That was a good one.
497
00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:03,664
Hey, puppet boy!
498
00:30:04,958 --> 00:30:08,124
I think I know that perfume.
Jameson No. 5.
499
00:30:09,290 --> 00:30:12,832
Surprise, surprise.
All these years, still an asshole.
500
00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:16,457
Except now you're hosting
Christmas Specials.
501
00:30:17,290 --> 00:30:18,499
Isn't it a bummer?
502
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:21,499
I've got a kitchen to remodel.
What's your excuse?
503
00:30:22,290 --> 00:30:24,832
Your stupid skits done ruined my career.
504
00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:28,374
I never had sex with a dwarf!
Certainly not on drugs!
505
00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:31,457
Your skit almost sent me to rehab!
506
00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:34,624
It's got a state-of-the-art projector.
507
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:35,832
Yeah?
508
00:30:35,915 --> 00:30:39,039
- It's like the Hubble telescope.
- Sounds incredible.
509
00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:43,539
I'm their boss, so if you'd like
to check it out sometime...
510
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:44,624
Really?
511
00:30:45,165 --> 00:30:46,082
How's tomorrow?
512
00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:47,457
- Tomorrow?
- Yeah.
513
00:30:50,833 --> 00:30:53,332
- Will Tomek join us?
- He has other plans.
514
00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:55,914
So?
515
00:30:56,208 --> 00:30:57,624
- 8 p.m.?
- 8 p.m.?
516
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,164
- Cool!
- Cool!
517
00:31:01,665 --> 00:31:02,582
Here's my number.
518
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:04,582
CONTACT ADDED
519
00:31:05,833 --> 00:31:06,664
So...
520
00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:07,749
see you tomorrow?
521
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:09,124
See you tomorrow.
522
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:20,999
I thought about what I'd tell you
if we ever got face to face.
523
00:31:21,665 --> 00:31:22,664
So did I.
524
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:23,999
What are you doing?
525
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:28,164
You're playing a bitch just
to turn me on. And you know what?
526
00:31:28,665 --> 00:31:31,207
- It's working.
- It is?
527
00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:34,789
Wilczynski, you wolf!
I had no idea you felt this way.
528
00:31:34,875 --> 00:31:37,832
We're adults.
We don't need to play games.
529
00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:39,999
What about Ania?
530
00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:42,789
When the cat's away, the mice will play.
531
00:31:48,290 --> 00:31:49,124
Pig.
532
00:31:53,958 --> 00:31:58,164
Hey, what are we doing?
We have to stop this, we are not animals.
533
00:31:58,375 --> 00:31:59,874
No, we... no.
534
00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:03,539
Ciao.
535
00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:06,082
Ciao.
536
00:32:09,125 --> 00:32:11,957
Kuba, do you have the instruments?
Two, four...
537
00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:14,039
Here, your sheet music.
538
00:32:14,165 --> 00:32:15,164
Girls...
539
00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:17,082
Marcel!
540
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,124
I've been looking for you.
541
00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:23,164
- What's this?
- Tarty Ticklers.
542
00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:24,082
Whoa!
543
00:32:24,165 --> 00:32:27,039
Turkey's most famous burlesque troupe.
544
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:30,124
They have over 20 million
views on the Internet!
545
00:32:30,665 --> 00:32:32,624
You should see their dance moves!
546
00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:34,374
Hey, babe!
547
00:32:34,458 --> 00:32:37,582
Hey, do you like guitar players?
548
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:39,957
Fine, but why are they here?
549
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:44,164
Marcel, the Internet is
a strange and interesting place.
550
00:32:44,665 --> 00:32:46,499
How do they work with our show?
551
00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:48,582
An excellent question, young man!
552
00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:51,957
But you're the creative one here.
You make it work!
553
00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,664
Is no one coming to pick you up?
554
00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:26,332
What do you care?
555
00:33:29,625 --> 00:33:30,624
Look,
556
00:33:31,625 --> 00:33:35,832
I'm sorry about earlier.
It wasn't personal. I'm just...
557
00:33:36,790 --> 00:33:38,749
being an asshole sometimes.
558
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,039
Truce?
559
00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:56,874
I hear the other kids
give you a hard time.
560
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,124
What's that about?
561
00:33:58,625 --> 00:34:00,499
They pick on me in PE class.
562
00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:02,957
Call me names in the shower.
563
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,289
What kind of names?
564
00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:06,414
Horse-cock.
565
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,081
Giant dick.
566
00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:10,831
Tripod.
567
00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:17,123
- Seriously?
- 'Course not!
568
00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:19,748
What do you think they call me?
569
00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:27,581
That was a good one!
570
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:28,873
Made it up yourself?
571
00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:32,206
You've got talent, kid!
572
00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:33,456
Thanks.
573
00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:35,956
"Tripod"...
574
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,706
Are you and Ms. Ania really dating?
575
00:34:39,791 --> 00:34:40,706
Sure, why?
576
00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:42,914
You act like you
hate each other.
577
00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:44,998
That's just how adults do.
578
00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:46,539
Women are strange.
579
00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:48,623
I'd treat her better.
580
00:34:48,916 --> 00:34:50,456
Give me a break, kid.
581
00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:52,498
What do you know about chicks?
582
00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:53,456
Plenty.
583
00:34:53,541 --> 00:34:55,914
I've got Internet on my phone, see?
584
00:34:57,875 --> 00:34:59,081
Jesus, kid!
585
00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:04,206
Why even watch this?
586
00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:05,956
Everybody watches it. Don't you?
587
00:35:07,166 --> 00:35:10,456
What I mean is
women should be treated with respect.
588
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:13,248
Then you shouldn't talk to
Ms. Ania like that.
589
00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:27,914
PANEER YOGA WARSAW
590
00:35:39,791 --> 00:35:41,289
- Who's that?
- Huh?
591
00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:45,373
I'm checking potential PE teachers.
592
00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:46,664
Nice guns.
593
00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:49,248
Anyone can have those.
594
00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:51,873
You should've seen me in my youth.
595
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,748
I worked out nonstop. Not like you kids,
596
00:35:55,166 --> 00:35:56,998
heads in the phones all day.
597
00:36:00,666 --> 00:36:03,164
Anyway, want to hear what I've been up to?
598
00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:06,039
The internship's going well,
599
00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:08,664
Marcel's giving me responsibilities.
600
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,914
And I've been thinking of
getting a tattoo of the devil on my chest.
601
00:36:15,666 --> 00:36:16,664
Huh?
602
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,164
Yeah, cool, sounds good.
603
00:36:29,916 --> 00:36:32,206
FROM FAMILY FEUD TO A HIT APP
604
00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:36,123
HOW A 17-YEAR-OLD MADE
A PARENTS-AND-KIDS COMMUNICATOR
605
00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:59,039
"Marcel Galinski" "family"
606
00:37:05,041 --> 00:37:08,914
"Find people with family name Galinski"
607
00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:14,998
Places everyone. Quiet!
608
00:37:15,916 --> 00:37:19,039
Gravity Commercial:
Season of Love, take 1.
609
00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:22,081
And... action!
610
00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:23,123
Good evening!
611
00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:24,664
I'm Tomek Wilczynski.
612
00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:27,248
And I'm Ania Kwiato...
Kwiatkowska.
613
00:37:27,416 --> 00:37:28,373
Stop!
614
00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:30,289
Season of Love, take 2.
615
00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:31,206
Hello!
616
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:34,706
- Tomek Wilczynski...
- And Ania Kwiato... Kwiatkowska!
617
00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:36,873
Maybe give them some notes?
618
00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:41,206
More energy, please.
619
00:37:42,291 --> 00:37:45,039
Welcome! Tomek Wilczynski...
620
00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:46,331
And Ania Kwiatow...
621
00:37:48,041 --> 00:37:49,456
And Ania Kwiatkowska.
622
00:37:49,666 --> 00:37:51,623
Kwiatkowska is your name.
623
00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:53,539
Stop!
624
00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:56,873
...gives us the greatest gift of all.
A chance for...
625
00:37:58,250 --> 00:37:59,623
A chance for...
626
00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:02,206
Season of Love, take 13.
627
00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:03,248
Action.
628
00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:05,373
Due to the use of me... tadata...
629
00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:07,206
"Take", your favorite word!
630
00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:10,373
...will find us the most conta...
compatible...
631
00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:11,289
Crap!
632
00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:13,623
Sorry!
633
00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:15,248
Action!
634
00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:17,998
- Should I say it?
- No! Once more.
635
00:38:18,083 --> 00:38:18,956
I'll say it.
636
00:38:19,041 --> 00:38:20,289
I'm saying "action."
637
00:38:20,791 --> 00:38:22,164
- Go ahead.
- Action.
638
00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:24,206
...will find us the most compa...
639
00:38:24,541 --> 00:38:27,456
Compatible! Fuck!
640
00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:29,456
Compatible!
641
00:38:36,291 --> 00:38:37,873
Take 116.
642
00:38:38,375 --> 00:38:39,206
Action.
643
00:38:39,416 --> 00:38:40,414
119.
644
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:41,414
Action.
645
00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:43,456
Action.
646
00:38:49,833 --> 00:38:52,081
Fuck it, I can't work in these conditions.
647
00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:55,373
This was great. Best one yet!
648
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:57,456
Let's take a break.
649
00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:58,873
What's with that screen?
650
00:39:01,916 --> 00:39:04,873
- You ruined such a good take!
- Hey, Marcel!
651
00:39:04,958 --> 00:39:08,414
We're doing great! And you hired
Turkish strippers for the show. Nice!
652
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:11,039
It's not me. It's Kamil
and his "online wonders".
653
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:13,914
I thought you had full creative control?
654
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,414
- So did I.
- Say,
655
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,748
wanna make me happy?
Hire a talking dog.
656
00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:20,414
- Mr. Marcel Galinski?
- Yes.
657
00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:22,623
- Sign here, please.
- What's this?
658
00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:24,039
I just deliver them.
659
00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:25,456
Thank you.
660
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,498
Isn't it a disaster?
661
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,456
Relax.
662
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:41,331
Trust me, I've seen worse.
663
00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:43,706
At least you guys look good together.
664
00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:44,664
Thanks.
665
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:48,414
In fact, I'd say you've almost
got everyone fooled.
666
00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:49,956
What?
667
00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:53,873
Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.
668
00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:56,539
What do you mean?
669
00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:57,998
Tomek and I are a couple.
670
00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:04,706
"ALEXANDER: We still on for 20:00?"
671
00:40:06,666 --> 00:40:07,706
Right.
672
00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:12,456
Just like me and Borys.
673
00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:21,581
"ANIA: Sure!"
674
00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:26,414
My lips are sealed.
675
00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:38,123
The tickets are in, they look great!
676
00:40:38,208 --> 00:40:40,456
- You wanted to see me?
- Close the door.
677
00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:43,664
What's going on?
678
00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:46,498
I'd like an explanation for this.
679
00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:50,831
That's your mom.
680
00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:52,706
A Christmas miracle!
681
00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:55,914
How many laws did you break
for me to get this?
682
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:57,998
Well...
683
00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,956
They could jail you for this!
684
00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:05,373
- I tried to help?
- Who asked you?
685
00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:09,206
Did I ask you to dig up my past
or invade my privacy?
686
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:12,831
I know you meant well.
687
00:41:13,458 --> 00:41:14,831
But you can't do that.
688
00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:18,414
I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
689
00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:21,373
That is all.
690
00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:35,956
This is a state-of-the-art birthing tub.
691
00:41:36,041 --> 00:41:39,414
It is so relaxing, some women
692
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,956
have even experienced orgasmic birth!
693
00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:42,914
Told you so.
694
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:47,081
And this is our birthing hammock.
695
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:50,539
It has also seen plenty of action.
696
00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:52,456
Follow me!
697
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,081
Our "Moist Lotus" birth center
brings children into the world,
698
00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:11,081
but also helps guide them through it.
699
00:42:11,166 --> 00:42:13,831
Our daycare,
based on the principles of yoga,
700
00:42:13,916 --> 00:42:17,248
teaches both meditation and discipline...
701
00:42:32,791 --> 00:42:34,956
Ola, have you completed
your birthing plan?
702
00:42:35,958 --> 00:42:36,956
Yes!
703
00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:39,998
I'd like natural light only, or candles.
704
00:42:41,208 --> 00:42:43,831
And for everyone present
to speak in whispers.
705
00:42:43,916 --> 00:42:46,331
Some relaxing music. Maybe Sting?
706
00:42:46,416 --> 00:42:47,248
Good.
707
00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:48,664
Let's discuss the placenta.
708
00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:49,581
Yes, please.
709
00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:52,706
We have a variety of menu items
to choose from,
710
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,414
but most of our clients select
711
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,081
- the smoothie.
- The smoothie.
712
00:42:57,166 --> 00:43:00,373
Oh, great, fantastic.
713
00:43:00,458 --> 00:43:01,539
I'm famished!
714
00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:05,331
Number 4 looks nice.
715
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,164
Extra chunky.
716
00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:08,456
For connoisseurs!
717
00:43:13,541 --> 00:43:17,289
Are we cannibals? Not enough to give
birth, we must eat what's left behind?
718
00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:19,748
Can't we have the baby
in a regular hospital?
719
00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:22,623
Hospitals are where people
go to die, not to be born!
720
00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:26,581
Zosia was born without this mumbo-jumbo!
All Teresa needed was three anesthetics
721
00:43:26,666 --> 00:43:28,289
and 12 hours to get it done!
722
00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:30,456
I'm not Teresa, got it?!
723
00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:32,373
It might be nothing to you,
724
00:43:32,458 --> 00:43:35,498
but it's my first birth
and I want it to be perfect!
725
00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:38,873
But some fakir?
What do we know about this Paneer guy?
726
00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:41,873
You'll get to know him.
He's coming over for Christmas Eve.
727
00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:42,789
What?!
728
00:43:45,166 --> 00:43:47,831
How? Can't he ruin
his own family's Christmas?
729
00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:50,706
He has no family in Poland,
so I've invited him.
730
00:43:50,791 --> 00:43:53,164
It's the Christian thing to do!
731
00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:56,998
- Is he even a Christian?
- Jesus wasn't even a Christian!
732
00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:06,081
A few of my relationships didn't work out
733
00:44:06,166 --> 00:44:08,164
and I realized the waste of time.
734
00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:10,373
The endless compromises,
the needless pain.
735
00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:14,164
A puzzle begging to be solved:
how to avoid all that?
736
00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:17,664
By hooking up random strangers?
737
00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:21,248
Planet Single was the first step.
738
00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:24,206
People misuse it.
Gravity will change that.
739
00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:28,164
Because it magically places everyone
with their perfect match.
740
00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:30,456
It's science, not magic.
741
00:44:31,083 --> 00:44:33,456
Sounds wonderful.
742
00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:36,248
But isn't it too good to be true?
743
00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:38,998
At least you won't have to
waste six months to realize
744
00:44:39,083 --> 00:44:41,039
someone isn't a good match.
745
00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:43,581
It's starting.
746
00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:48,456
See those streaks?
747
00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:52,456
It's the Amor asteroids.
748
00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:56,748
Do you really think two people
can be together without compromising?
749
00:44:57,625 --> 00:45:01,664
In a perfect match,
there's no need to fight.
750
00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:06,373
No need to pretend or change.
You can be yourself.
751
00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:13,956
- You know, first asteroids--
- I need to tell you something.
752
00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:16,914
I want to be honest.
753
00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:18,289
You're no longer together.
754
00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:22,373
Is it that obvious?
755
00:45:26,208 --> 00:45:28,164
You don't have to pretend with me.
756
00:46:09,875 --> 00:46:10,789
Mom?
757
00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:12,956
Mom!
758
00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:17,373
You pervert!
759
00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:19,498
- Raping an elderly lady?!
- Excuse me--
760
00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:21,164
Don't, Ania!
761
00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:24,873
Ania, stop it!
762
00:46:26,291 --> 00:46:27,581
Stop!
763
00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:28,581
Ania!
764
00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:29,706
Radek?
765
00:46:29,791 --> 00:46:30,873
Why are you here?
766
00:46:31,541 --> 00:46:33,123
I live here! And you?
767
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,164
I'm on a date!
768
00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:36,956
With my mother?!
769
00:46:38,666 --> 00:46:40,831
That... is your mother?
770
00:46:42,958 --> 00:46:44,873
- You know each other?
- Yes.
771
00:46:45,833 --> 00:46:47,789
He fills in for me. At school!
772
00:46:48,375 --> 00:46:50,664
And they let you around children?!
773
00:46:50,916 --> 00:46:53,539
- God!
- It isn't what you think!
774
00:46:54,291 --> 00:46:56,123
I don't know what it is!
775
00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:03,206
It's The Phantom of the Opera.
776
00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:05,248
She teaches music, she should know.
777
00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:06,289
Ania!
778
00:47:09,333 --> 00:47:13,414
- Ania, try to understand...
- What's there to understand?
779
00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:17,039
He could be my brother.
780
00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:18,289
My younger brother!
781
00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:20,664
Did I plan for this to happen?
782
00:47:21,416 --> 00:47:23,748
How could I know it'd end up this way?
783
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,331
Have you any idea how hard it is
for a woman my age to meet a sensible guy?
784
00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,164
Trust me, it isn't easy.
785
00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:38,123
Oh God, you look like my wife!
786
00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:42,956
Know what?
787
00:47:43,041 --> 00:47:46,664
I just realized I'm too young
to date older women.
788
00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:49,248
Your place... or mine?
789
00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:54,914
I didn't set out to date a younger man.
790
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:01,414
You can't help
who fate brings into your life.
791
00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:24,748
Is that... Dad's kimono?
792
00:48:26,166 --> 00:48:27,081
Is it?
793
00:48:27,791 --> 00:48:28,998
Fits like a glove.
794
00:48:30,833 --> 00:48:32,289
Think I'm gonna be sick.
795
00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:40,873
Are you ready?
796
00:48:48,416 --> 00:48:52,164
Let's all go down to the manger
797
00:48:55,916 --> 00:48:59,664
To see Jesus and the Virgin
798
00:49:03,416 --> 00:49:07,081
Hail the tiny Holy Baby
799
00:49:07,166 --> 00:49:10,831
And the blessed Virgin Mary
800
00:49:11,208 --> 00:49:14,581
Hail the tiny Holy Baby
801
00:49:15,791 --> 00:49:18,581
And the virgin Bloody Mary
802
00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:19,664
Stop playback!
803
00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:29,706
Break!
804
00:49:32,333 --> 00:49:33,331
Nice outfit.
805
00:49:33,833 --> 00:49:34,831
Leave me alone.
806
00:49:36,166 --> 00:49:37,164
Bad night?
807
00:49:37,625 --> 00:49:38,623
You wish.
808
00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:40,706
Wonderful night.
809
00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:42,289
Yeah?
810
00:49:42,708 --> 00:49:43,706
Had a date.
811
00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:45,373
Oh.
812
00:49:46,125 --> 00:49:47,123
Sex good?
813
00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:48,873
We didn't have sex.
814
00:49:49,791 --> 00:49:52,206
Then you had a meeting, not a date.
815
00:49:52,833 --> 00:49:54,039
I had a date.
816
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,539
Not all men are horny dogs.
817
00:49:56,916 --> 00:49:59,289
Sure they are.
Some are just better at hiding it.
818
00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:03,748
The man I was with last night
is a gentleman.
819
00:50:04,083 --> 00:50:05,498
He'd never think of--
820
00:50:05,666 --> 00:50:07,123
Having sex with you?
821
00:50:07,916 --> 00:50:08,789
That's sad.
822
00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:14,748
A Memory of Three Months Ago
823
00:50:17,708 --> 00:50:19,164
Now that was a date.
824
00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:23,748
Tomasz Wilczynski,report to dressing room.
825
00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:24,748
Sorry.
826
00:50:25,416 --> 00:50:26,873
- Excuse me.
- Sure.
827
00:50:31,708 --> 00:50:34,414
I used to learn your songs,
dreamt of meeting you,
828
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:36,873
and now you're invited to my show!
829
00:50:36,958 --> 00:50:37,789
Your voice...
830
00:50:37,875 --> 00:50:40,123
My voice, pal, is my instrument.
831
00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:42,539
I work hard to keep it finely tuned.
832
00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:45,123
Marcel! I've been looking for you.
833
00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:48,456
Sir, please meet Witold,
the man with the golden voice!
834
00:50:48,541 --> 00:50:52,081
And I'd like you to meet Leroy,
the Balloon Popping Dog!
835
00:50:52,166 --> 00:50:56,373
He just broke the world record
in popping balloons with his mouth.
836
00:50:56,500 --> 00:51:00,123
Over 60 million views on YouTube!
837
00:51:00,208 --> 00:51:04,248
Sir, this is ridiculous!
What does it have to do with Christmas?
838
00:51:04,333 --> 00:51:06,164
You tell me, Marcel.
839
00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:07,664
You tell me.
840
00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:17,581
Hello?
841
00:51:18,958 --> 00:51:19,956
Jesus.
842
00:51:21,791 --> 00:51:22,789
Beata!
843
00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:24,706
What... are you doing here?
844
00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:27,289
Waiting for you.
845
00:51:29,833 --> 00:51:32,789
- Still hiding vodka in your tea?
- Whiskey.
846
00:51:32,958 --> 00:51:33,956
A tiny drop.
847
00:51:41,916 --> 00:51:43,248
Your fur broke loose.
848
00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:44,873
It won't run. It's vegan.
849
00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:47,706
Been thinking of your words.
850
00:51:49,875 --> 00:51:51,831
- What words?
- Why play games?
851
00:51:51,916 --> 00:51:54,456
I took you for a big bad wolf,
not a shy sheep.
852
00:51:54,541 --> 00:51:55,539
Why?
853
00:51:55,833 --> 00:51:57,039
Beata, look...
854
00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:00,623
Don't get the wrong impression--
855
00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:02,581
So give me the right one!
856
00:52:04,916 --> 00:52:07,414
Hold on. Wait. Please...
857
00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:08,414
Oh yes!
858
00:52:08,791 --> 00:52:09,956
- Bea--
- Exactly!
859
00:52:10,416 --> 00:52:11,914
Let me go, I can't breathe!
860
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,581
You wolf, you!
861
00:52:13,666 --> 00:52:14,581
- Oh yes!
- Let go!
862
00:52:14,875 --> 00:52:15,873
- Beata!
- Yes!
863
00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:16,748
Let go!
864
00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:19,081
Tomek, I'd like to...
865
00:52:23,083 --> 00:52:24,081
Excuse me.
866
00:52:29,666 --> 00:52:30,539
Ania!
867
00:52:31,750 --> 00:52:33,414
Came to tell me something?
868
00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:35,623
You love me? Can't live without me?
869
00:52:35,708 --> 00:52:36,664
No. Never mind.
870
00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:38,831
Jealous, eh?
That sting you a little?
871
00:52:38,916 --> 00:52:39,789
You wish!
872
00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:42,206
Well, it's nice to know you still care.
873
00:52:42,291 --> 00:52:43,248
I don't.
874
00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:45,081
Do whatever... whomever you want.
875
00:52:45,166 --> 00:52:48,248
In six weeks it'll all be over
and we won't see each other again.
876
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:49,664
I can hardly wait!
877
00:52:59,083 --> 00:53:00,289
That asshole.
878
00:53:00,666 --> 00:53:01,873
It's so typical.
879
00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:05,331
Men can't stand it when a woman
is coping without them.
880
00:53:05,541 --> 00:53:10,248
I don't know why I'm so upset.
881
00:53:11,250 --> 00:53:15,373
I should not be jealous!
It was me who dumped him!
882
00:53:17,958 --> 00:53:19,248
What am I to do?
883
00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:21,039
Ania...
884
00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:27,331
To open a door to the future,
you must close the door to the past.
885
00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:31,289
Every time I open a door
there are people having sex behind it!
886
00:53:34,958 --> 00:53:37,164
We both know he's a disgusting pig!
887
00:53:40,708 --> 00:53:44,706
An overgrown child. And women like us
need real men in our lives!
888
00:53:45,708 --> 00:53:47,789
Maybe he deserves another chance?
889
00:53:48,291 --> 00:53:49,539
Are you crazy?
890
00:53:49,625 --> 00:53:53,456
This other guy is much younger
and incredibly successful.
891
00:53:53,541 --> 00:53:56,456
It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!
892
00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:58,581
It's time for an upgrade!
893
00:53:59,291 --> 00:54:00,748
Like Paneer says,
894
00:54:01,125 --> 00:54:03,623
"Demolish the bridges behind you.
895
00:54:05,041 --> 00:54:10,123
Then, there's no way to go but forward."
896
00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:13,789
Ola, you're right.
897
00:54:14,375 --> 00:54:15,998
Motherfucker!
898
00:54:20,208 --> 00:54:22,123
Hey, what are friends for?
899
00:54:51,583 --> 00:54:53,081
We meet again, old chums.
900
00:55:09,291 --> 00:55:12,289
So how long are you going to be
entertaining guests?
901
00:55:13,083 --> 00:55:15,373
Do you mean my boyfriend or yourself?
902
00:55:15,666 --> 00:55:16,664
This is my house.
903
00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:18,373
It's Dad's house.
904
00:55:18,666 --> 00:55:20,873
It's Dad's couch he's sitting on,
905
00:55:21,333 --> 00:55:23,039
in Dad's clothes, at Dad's table,
906
00:55:23,375 --> 00:55:26,164
- playing some crap!
- Damn it!
907
00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:29,498
How can you tarnish Dad's memory so?
908
00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:33,789
Your father was a good man, dear,
but he wasn't perfect.
909
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,456
Neither am I. Nor are you.
910
00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:40,956
I'm sorry you don't approve,
but whom I date is none of your business.
911
00:55:41,416 --> 00:55:42,331
Mom...
912
00:55:42,458 --> 00:55:44,664
See the light.
This relationship isn't real!
913
00:55:44,750 --> 00:55:48,123
And you'd be the expert on that now,
wouldn't you?
914
00:56:10,291 --> 00:56:13,164
MY LIFE SO FAR
915
00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:53,456
I feel like a toddler.
916
00:56:55,666 --> 00:56:57,164
Here's one for your mom then!
917
00:57:08,166 --> 00:57:09,164
Is everything OK?
918
00:57:10,083 --> 00:57:10,956
Yes.
919
00:57:13,041 --> 00:57:14,289
Everything's perfect.
920
00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:15,373
And yet it's not.
921
00:57:17,791 --> 00:57:19,331
What happened? Tomek?
922
00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:20,956
No.
923
00:57:22,041 --> 00:57:23,039
Yes.
924
00:57:24,166 --> 00:57:25,998
I don't understand anything anymore.
925
00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:28,248
I think I know what's up.
926
00:57:28,666 --> 00:57:29,498
You do?
927
00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:32,664
He's being a nuisance.
928
00:57:33,166 --> 00:57:34,914
Tomorrow I'll have him replaced.
929
00:57:35,791 --> 00:57:36,914
You'd do that?
930
00:57:37,041 --> 00:57:38,206
In a heartbeat.
931
00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,914
But all the ads, the marketing?
932
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:42,248
It's only money.
933
00:57:44,541 --> 00:57:46,706
Your happiness is more important to me.
934
00:57:51,041 --> 00:57:52,164
But no.
935
00:57:53,291 --> 00:57:56,081
I made a promise to Marcel,
I won't let him down.
936
00:57:57,750 --> 00:57:58,789
You're incredible.
937
00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:07,331
To the future.
938
00:58:09,291 --> 00:58:10,289
The future.
939
00:58:31,875 --> 00:58:32,873
Oh.
940
00:58:34,791 --> 00:58:35,831
Hello.
941
00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:38,331
Can I come in?
942
00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:40,789
Sure.
943
00:58:50,458 --> 00:58:53,164
I love what you've done to the place.
944
00:58:55,750 --> 00:58:57,039
You're alone?
945
00:58:57,791 --> 00:59:00,289
Thought you had
tons of girls here every night.
946
00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:01,581
Well...
947
00:59:02,250 --> 00:59:03,956
I have to rest sometimes.
948
00:59:06,833 --> 00:59:08,081
What brings you out?
949
00:59:09,416 --> 00:59:10,789
I was on a date.
950
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,248
My definition? Or yours?
951
00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:24,873
So you've found your Prince Charming.
952
00:59:26,208 --> 00:59:29,039
Congrats. This calls for a celebration.
Champagne?
953
00:59:29,208 --> 00:59:31,248
No, thanks, I've had a few already.
954
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:33,914
Well, you don't say.
955
00:59:36,833 --> 00:59:37,831
Look,
956
00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:42,123
if you came just to rub it in my face,
let me tell you, I don't--
957
00:59:45,333 --> 00:59:46,331
What was that?
958
00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:47,664
Shut up.
959
01:01:21,458 --> 01:01:22,456
Morning.
960
01:01:25,125 --> 01:01:25,956
Hey.
961
01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:27,623
Quite...
962
01:01:30,041 --> 01:01:31,748
Quite a night it was, huh?
963
01:01:32,916 --> 01:01:33,831
Yeah...
964
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,998
it's quite a new feeling...
965
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,373
to have closure, right?
966
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:47,206
Yes, quite a new feeling indeed!
Having closure.
967
01:01:58,208 --> 01:01:59,956
- Hi.
- Hi.
968
01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:01,414
How are you?
969
01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:34,248
MY LIFE SO FAR
970
01:02:44,375 --> 01:02:45,248
Good morning.
971
01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:49,831
Does Ms. Magda Lisowska live here?
972
01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:50,873
Grandma!
973
01:02:51,916 --> 01:02:53,831
The cable guy is here!
974
01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:04,998
Wow, is this how
they dress you now in cable?
975
01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:06,956
Neater than in the bank.
976
01:03:09,041 --> 01:03:09,914
Company policy.
977
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,123
A wonderful policy.
We don't dress up often enough.
978
01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:16,289
Coffee? I just made some.
979
01:03:16,375 --> 01:03:17,289
No, thanks.
980
01:03:19,916 --> 01:03:21,164
It's a lovely house.
981
01:03:21,791 --> 01:03:22,623
Thank you.
982
01:03:23,416 --> 01:03:26,039
It gets drafty in the winter,
but we love it.
983
01:03:26,625 --> 01:03:29,248
Our kids grew up here, as you can see.
984
01:03:31,250 --> 01:03:33,331
The cable box is over there.
985
01:03:33,666 --> 01:03:34,914
I'm sorry...
986
01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:38,873
for the misunderstanding.
987
01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:44,248
I'm not a cable guy.
But I do work for a TV studio.
988
01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:45,414
Oh?
989
01:03:46,625 --> 01:03:47,623
Yes.
990
01:03:52,791 --> 01:03:54,706
The real reason I'm here is...
991
01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:07,831
To congratulate you!
You're a grand prize winner
992
01:04:08,083 --> 01:04:11,623
in our big "Miracle of Christmas"
online sweepstakes.
993
01:04:12,250 --> 01:04:14,998
Here you are, the main prize.
994
01:04:15,541 --> 01:04:20,623
Audience seats and backstage passes
to our Christmas Eve live special.
995
01:04:22,416 --> 01:04:23,623
Karol?
996
01:04:24,041 --> 01:04:24,873
Yes, dear?
997
01:04:25,083 --> 01:04:27,289
Did you enter a TV contest?
998
01:04:28,375 --> 01:04:29,373
Maybe.
999
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,998
He always signs up for things.
1000
01:04:33,125 --> 01:04:34,123
This is very nice,
1001
01:04:34,666 --> 01:04:37,164
but we have other plans
for Christmas Eve.
1002
01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:38,748
We spend it with our family.
1003
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:41,373
Our children come over, the grandkids.
1004
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,289
Then, the midnight mass...
1005
01:04:43,375 --> 01:04:47,081
- You know how it is. But thank you.
- That's what Christmas Eve is about.
1006
01:04:48,083 --> 01:04:49,664
- Family.
- What...
1007
01:04:50,458 --> 01:04:52,956
What'd you say your name was again?
1008
01:04:54,583 --> 01:04:55,456
Marcin.
1009
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:21,206
I've got a new one.
1010
01:05:22,833 --> 01:05:25,831
You know the suicide rate
is highest on Christmas?
1011
01:05:27,416 --> 01:05:31,914
Each year I mention this to Aunt Matylda
when she asks us what gift we want.
1012
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:35,789
Sorry, kid, I'm not in the mood for jokes.
1013
01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:40,998
Want a cigarette?
1014
01:05:41,541 --> 01:05:43,039
Jesus! Give me that.
1015
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:44,706
This thing is death!
1016
01:05:45,125 --> 01:05:46,706
Don't you have enough issues?
1017
01:05:46,916 --> 01:05:49,581
The popular kids say smoking's cool.
1018
01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:51,623
What good is being cool
1019
01:05:52,125 --> 01:05:54,873
when a rich asshole
with a truckload of money
1020
01:05:54,958 --> 01:05:58,206
buys your TV station
and steals your girlfriend? Shit...
1021
01:05:58,583 --> 01:05:59,706
Cool's no good.
1022
01:06:04,166 --> 01:06:06,831
Anyway, shouldn't you be
rehearsing something?
1023
01:06:07,791 --> 01:06:10,039
I thought the band would be cool.
1024
01:06:10,125 --> 01:06:11,414
But every time
1025
01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:13,373
when I try to play something,
1026
01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:15,206
the others make farting noises.
1027
01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:21,039
Sorry, I just recalled something else.
1028
01:06:23,041 --> 01:06:25,373
Look, come see me in the studio later.
1029
01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:28,498
I'll try to help you out, okay?
1030
01:06:29,166 --> 01:06:30,831
Will you teach me something?
1031
01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:33,956
Well, not to play the tuba.
We'll think of something.
1032
01:06:34,041 --> 01:06:36,664
Just promise me,
no more of this crap. Okay?
1033
01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:41,456
You know...
1034
01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:45,081
you're not as big of an asshole
as people say.
1035
01:06:45,541 --> 01:06:48,414
Don't tell anyone.
You'll ruin my reputation.
1036
01:06:55,666 --> 01:06:56,664
Marcel?
1037
01:06:58,208 --> 01:06:59,373
I've got the releases.
1038
01:07:01,666 --> 01:07:03,248
Put them on my desk, please.
1039
01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:09,456
Are you okay?
1040
01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:13,331
Yes.
1041
01:07:13,750 --> 01:07:15,373
Got seasonal allergies, that's all.
1042
01:07:19,250 --> 01:07:20,581
You saw her.
1043
01:07:23,416 --> 01:07:27,206
What? No, why would I?
I'm happy as things are.
1044
01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:44,664
If I can help you somehow... you know.
1045
01:07:57,958 --> 01:08:00,831
Some say the tuxedo is old-fashioned,
1046
01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:03,623
but you can't beat class.
1047
01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:08,873
The shirt collar's a little stiff perhaps,
1048
01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:14,039
but sometimes beautiful things
have hard edges.
1049
01:08:14,375 --> 01:08:16,832
Tomek Wilczynski,please report to sound stage B.
1050
01:08:16,916 --> 01:08:19,207
Jesus, not this again. Excuse me.
1051
01:08:37,666 --> 01:08:38,664
Tomek! Hello.
1052
01:08:39,791 --> 01:08:41,248
It's time we talked.
1053
01:08:42,832 --> 01:08:44,457
- Whiskey?
- Make that two.
1054
01:08:55,875 --> 01:08:56,748
So...
1055
01:08:57,875 --> 01:08:58,873
what's this about?
1056
01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:02,457
I know Ania spent last night with you.
1057
01:09:04,666 --> 01:09:06,248
I'm not here to threaten you.
1058
01:09:06,332 --> 01:09:08,789
I know that getting over a relationship
1059
01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:12,123
can be a weirdly complicated
and messy process.
1060
01:09:12,250 --> 01:09:13,664
You know nothing about us.
1061
01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:14,707
On the contrary.
1062
01:09:16,582 --> 01:09:18,039
I know more than you think.
1063
01:09:24,207 --> 01:09:25,957
Your compatibility rating.
1064
01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:29,332
The numbers don't lie.
1065
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:33,373
No matter how hard you two try,
you'll always get the same outcome.
1066
01:09:34,957 --> 01:09:39,039
So all of a sudden we're incompatible
because a calculator told you so?
1067
01:09:40,375 --> 01:09:42,082
It's great how you manage to
1068
01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:45,373
take super-complex algorithms
and turn them into a joke.
1069
01:09:47,832 --> 01:09:51,414
You may know her shoe size,
her favorite color
1070
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,373
and which X-Men character she would be.
1071
01:09:55,166 --> 01:09:58,082
But you've never heard her
talk in her sleep...
1072
01:09:59,207 --> 01:10:01,707
or seen how she loves
dancing to "Let's Dance"
1073
01:10:01,791 --> 01:10:05,707
or going "Singing in the Rain"
in the shower.
1074
01:10:05,916 --> 01:10:10,664
Never seen her sans makeup on a Tuesday
morning after she graded papers all night.
1075
01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:14,123
You've got all this data,
but you don't really know shit.
1076
01:10:14,375 --> 01:10:16,789
These things can be learned in time.
1077
01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:20,707
But I used to hate "Let's Dance"
and now I love it.
1078
01:10:20,791 --> 01:10:22,414
Did your thingy tell you that?
1079
01:10:28,916 --> 01:10:29,914
I gotta rehearse.
1080
01:10:31,457 --> 01:10:33,582
I'm proposing to her after the show.
1081
01:10:38,666 --> 01:10:40,207
I want the same things as her.
1082
01:10:41,791 --> 01:10:44,373
Stability. Marriage. A family.
1083
01:10:45,666 --> 01:10:47,707
She could be happy with me.
1084
01:10:49,541 --> 01:10:51,207
If you let her.
1085
01:11:04,457 --> 01:11:08,123
I will open like a flower.
1086
01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:14,082
A lonely, unsupported flower
whose husband--
1087
01:11:14,166 --> 01:11:15,457
- Ola?
- Hush!
1088
01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:18,873
Dad?
1089
01:11:21,416 --> 01:11:23,748
That lousy duffer.
1090
01:11:30,666 --> 01:11:31,664
Mom?
1091
01:11:31,916 --> 01:11:32,789
It's me.
1092
01:11:33,416 --> 01:11:34,873
Me, Zoska!
1093
01:11:35,957 --> 01:11:37,914
Yeah, I'm good.
1094
01:11:38,957 --> 01:11:39,957
Cool.
1095
01:11:40,166 --> 01:11:41,707
I've been thinking...
1096
01:11:42,207 --> 01:11:43,664
I'm an intern now.
1097
01:11:44,375 --> 01:11:48,332
I'm supposed to work on Christmas Eve,
but I haven't seen you for ages.
1098
01:11:48,416 --> 01:11:51,164
Maybe I could come
spend Christmas Eve with you?
1099
01:11:56,041 --> 01:11:56,957
Oh.
1100
01:11:57,832 --> 01:11:59,539
In the Canary Islands?
1101
01:12:01,375 --> 01:12:02,998
No, I get it.
1102
01:12:03,666 --> 01:12:06,707
It's nothing, it's just... an idea I had.
1103
01:12:09,916 --> 01:12:12,539
Fine, okay, talk to you when you're back.
1104
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:13,832
Bye then.
1105
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,498
Tomek! Good evening.
1106
01:12:24,457 --> 01:12:25,664
You look different.
1107
01:12:27,291 --> 01:12:28,789
What can I help you with?
1108
01:12:30,332 --> 01:12:31,289
Is Ania home?
1109
01:12:32,707 --> 01:12:34,082
She's out with a friend.
1110
01:12:34,207 --> 01:12:35,082
Right.
1111
01:12:35,291 --> 01:12:36,332
Wait.
1112
01:12:37,582 --> 01:12:40,289
I know we've had our differences
in the past--
1113
01:12:40,375 --> 01:12:42,248
Tomek, it's a little late.
1114
01:12:42,332 --> 01:12:44,082
Please just tell me this:
1115
01:12:45,707 --> 01:12:46,914
is she happy?
1116
01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:53,582
The happiest I've ever seen her.
1117
01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:55,539
Ever.
1118
01:13:13,875 --> 01:13:15,707
Places, everyone!
1119
01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:27,914
We hope you enjoyed the commercial break
like we did, having wild sex throughout.
1120
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,123
- More on this from Ania.
- My Christmas
1121
01:13:30,207 --> 01:13:32,457
was never as rough as his.
1122
01:13:33,832 --> 01:13:38,539
In our house, there was
a lot of love, joy, sharing...
1123
01:13:38,625 --> 01:13:41,623
At the sight of the first star
we'd exchange gifts...
1124
01:17:25,750 --> 01:17:27,957
THE MIRACLE OF CHRISTMAS
1125
01:18:03,166 --> 01:18:06,457
"MIKOLAJ: Your LA flight check-in begins."
1126
01:18:08,291 --> 01:18:11,498
We're in the plaza at Studio DCS in Warsaw
1127
01:18:11,832 --> 01:18:15,373
for a soon-to-start live broadcast
of The Miracle of Christmas!
1128
01:18:29,582 --> 01:18:31,582
DRESSING ROOM
1129
01:18:45,707 --> 01:18:47,332
Erectix? Really?
1130
01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:07,373
Witold?!
1131
01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:09,539
What's happened?!
1132
01:19:09,625 --> 01:19:10,873
I'm allergic to dogs!
1133
01:19:11,332 --> 01:19:12,373
You can still sing?
1134
01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:14,498
Sing? I can barely talk!
1135
01:19:14,666 --> 01:19:15,664
Marcel!
1136
01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:19,039
- Where's Leroy?
- What?
1137
01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:21,539
- I can't find Leroy!
- Keep looking.
1138
01:19:22,082 --> 01:19:24,498
Leroy!
1139
01:19:24,707 --> 01:19:25,664
Marcel!
1140
01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:27,748
This is a circus!
1141
01:19:27,832 --> 01:19:32,373
Whose bright idea was it
to bring the whole zoo in?!
1142
01:19:32,457 --> 01:19:33,289
Yours, sir.
1143
01:19:33,541 --> 01:19:36,914
I'm not the creative one here.
Ideas are your responsibility!
1144
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,039
There's dog vomit in my briefcase!
1145
01:19:39,166 --> 01:19:41,248
Why is there dog puke in my briefcase?
1146
01:19:41,375 --> 01:19:43,707
Actually, that was me. Sorry.
1147
01:19:44,541 --> 01:19:45,457
Excuse me?!
1148
01:19:45,791 --> 01:19:46,623
Zoska!
1149
01:19:47,957 --> 01:19:52,664
Quickly, clean her up, get her to makeup.
Locate Leroy and get Witold some tea.
1150
01:19:52,791 --> 01:19:53,748
- Now.
- I'm on it.
1151
01:19:53,957 --> 01:19:56,082
You better pray you pull this thing off.
1152
01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:59,498
If not, you can kiss your career goodbye!
1153
01:20:00,541 --> 01:20:02,623
Thirty minutes to showtime, folks!
1154
01:20:06,707 --> 01:20:08,207
How old are you anyway?
1155
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:09,998
Ten?
1156
01:20:10,250 --> 01:20:11,873
I'll be 11 in two months.
1157
01:20:13,041 --> 01:20:15,873
You know how old I was
when I first went on stage?
1158
01:20:16,582 --> 01:20:17,498
Fourteen.
1159
01:20:17,582 --> 01:20:18,957
- Really?
- Yep.
1160
01:20:20,832 --> 01:20:21,998
How do I look?
1161
01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:24,873
Something's missing.
1162
01:20:28,582 --> 01:20:29,582
Try these on.
1163
01:20:31,957 --> 01:20:33,789
Now that's what I'm talking about.
1164
01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:41,289
- How's this?
- Too tight.
1165
01:20:41,541 --> 01:20:44,664
We need to fix this button.
Be right back.
1166
01:20:46,541 --> 01:20:48,539
Marcel says to drink this all.
1167
01:20:48,832 --> 01:20:49,664
Thank you.
1168
01:20:52,791 --> 01:20:54,248
What's going on?
1169
01:20:54,707 --> 01:20:55,832
Leroy is dying!
1170
01:20:55,957 --> 01:20:57,289
What did you do?
1171
01:20:57,707 --> 01:20:59,789
He was this way when I came in!
1172
01:21:02,457 --> 01:21:04,789
Leroy, you're gonna make it!
1173
01:21:04,916 --> 01:21:07,039
You're gonna make it, baby! God...
1174
01:21:10,750 --> 01:21:11,832
Trainer!
1175
01:21:12,166 --> 01:21:12,998
Security!
1176
01:21:13,416 --> 01:21:14,707
Jesus, take him away!
1177
01:21:16,125 --> 01:21:16,957
Tase him!
1178
01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:18,748
No!
1179
01:21:24,416 --> 01:21:25,457
Leroy!
1180
01:21:27,416 --> 01:21:31,332
Good boy!
1181
01:21:39,375 --> 01:21:40,582
Can you tell he got me?
1182
01:21:49,041 --> 01:21:51,582
- Namaste!
- Namaste.
1183
01:21:57,457 --> 01:21:59,789
And how's our little yogi today?
1184
01:21:59,875 --> 01:22:01,123
Practicing meditation.
1185
01:22:08,582 --> 01:22:11,914
As your body is home to your mind,
1186
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:17,332
your house is home to your body.
1187
01:22:18,291 --> 01:22:19,498
Welcome to my dojo.
1188
01:22:19,916 --> 01:22:22,123
Bogdan! I didn't see you there.
1189
01:22:23,207 --> 01:22:24,207
Namaste.
1190
01:22:24,666 --> 01:22:26,289
Oh, jai bhagwan .
1191
01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:27,623
Sat nam.
1192
01:22:27,707 --> 01:22:28,873
Om shanti ?
1193
01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:32,373
Uh, right.
1194
01:22:32,625 --> 01:22:36,123
I brought you some kombucha.
1195
01:22:37,375 --> 01:22:38,207
It's homemade.
1196
01:22:38,916 --> 01:22:42,457
I'll get it. And I'll heat up the soup.
1197
01:22:51,666 --> 01:22:52,664
Ola?
1198
01:22:53,582 --> 01:22:55,498
May I use the bathroom?
1199
01:22:55,582 --> 01:22:57,998
Of course! Upstairs on the right.
1200
01:23:03,957 --> 01:23:04,957
Pardon me.
1201
01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:12,082
Bogdan, turn the TV on,
the show's about to start!
1202
01:23:36,582 --> 01:23:37,789
Jesus and Mary...
1203
01:23:38,541 --> 01:23:41,039
Quit fussing. It's just a flesh wound!
1204
01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:43,373
Leave me alone, go away, scram.
1205
01:23:43,457 --> 01:23:45,957
- Get me some Vicodin, okay?
- Sure.
1206
01:23:46,082 --> 01:23:47,039
The dressing room!
1207
01:23:52,875 --> 01:23:54,289
Aren't you a sore winner!
1208
01:23:56,750 --> 01:23:57,582
Meaning?
1209
01:23:57,791 --> 01:24:00,914
I'd have been okay with
just a one night stand, but no dice.
1210
01:24:01,916 --> 01:24:03,498
You've really tamed the wolf.
1211
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:05,998
Respect.
1212
01:24:07,832 --> 01:24:08,998
Relax your brows.
1213
01:24:09,750 --> 01:24:10,582
Sorry.
1214
01:24:11,041 --> 01:24:11,957
Quit it!
1215
01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:15,664
Jesus, I'm so thirsty. Where's my tea?
1216
01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:24,414
This tastes funny. What is it?
1217
01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:25,332
It's tea.
1218
01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:27,123
Where's mine?
1219
01:24:27,207 --> 01:24:31,164
What goes up, I knowWill fall down to the ground
1220
01:24:32,916 --> 01:24:34,082
Ah, fuck this sound.
1221
01:24:34,291 --> 01:24:35,164
You're drunk?
1222
01:24:35,416 --> 01:24:37,248
Hell no. Not a drop...
1223
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:39,164
- since 1980.
- May I?
1224
01:24:39,250 --> 01:24:42,082
That's when they took our yacht
away after the Intervision.
1225
01:24:42,166 --> 01:24:43,332
This is whiskey!
1226
01:24:43,416 --> 01:24:45,664
Impossible. It's winter tea!
1227
01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:46,957
No, it's quite possible.
1228
01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:49,332
Look at me, sir.
1229
01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:52,707
The show starts in two minutes!
1230
01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:54,457
Can you do it?
1231
01:24:55,291 --> 01:24:57,164
Best damn tea I ever had.
1232
01:24:57,416 --> 01:24:58,498
Great.
1233
01:24:58,750 --> 01:24:59,707
Let's do it!
1234
01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:03,457
Zoska!
1235
01:25:19,250 --> 01:25:20,373
What are you doing?
1236
01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:22,957
It's always the same.
1237
01:25:24,125 --> 01:25:25,123
You get nervous?
1238
01:25:28,375 --> 01:25:29,748
Another surprise.
1239
01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:31,248
And how are you doing?
1240
01:25:31,375 --> 01:25:32,664
Me?
1241
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,539
I'm about to pass out.
1242
01:25:35,375 --> 01:25:36,373
Listen.
1243
01:25:37,250 --> 01:25:40,748
If you get in trouble out there,
just smile, look at me
1244
01:25:40,832 --> 01:25:42,289
and I'll jump in, okay?
1245
01:25:42,375 --> 01:25:43,457
You'll do fine.
1246
01:25:44,041 --> 01:25:46,789
I don't know how you do this for a living.
1247
01:25:46,957 --> 01:25:49,332
I flunked Mrs. Mlynarska's
declamation classes.
1248
01:25:49,416 --> 01:25:50,248
Listen to me.
1249
01:25:52,707 --> 01:25:53,707
It'll be fine.
1250
01:25:54,375 --> 01:25:55,373
I'm with you.
1251
01:25:56,332 --> 01:25:57,582
We'll do it together.
1252
01:25:58,541 --> 01:25:59,539
Together.
1253
01:26:00,041 --> 01:26:01,582
We're a go in 15 seconds.
1254
01:26:01,832 --> 01:26:03,164
- Please.
- Okay.
1255
01:26:03,250 --> 01:26:04,748
See you in 15 seconds.
1256
01:26:05,082 --> 01:26:06,957
Places, everyone, this is it!
1257
01:26:21,207 --> 01:26:23,123
Ladies and gentlemen,
1258
01:26:23,707 --> 01:26:29,623
DCS TV and Planet Single are proud to
invite you to "The Miracle of Christmas"!
1259
01:26:29,707 --> 01:26:34,164
And now, your hosts tonight:
Ania Kwiatkowska and Tomek Wilczynski!
1260
01:26:36,875 --> 01:26:39,914
Merry Christmas, boys and girls!
1261
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:43,789
This is amazing. The first ever...
1262
01:26:43,916 --> 01:26:46,248
live TV Christmas show in Poland!
1263
01:26:49,916 --> 01:26:51,539
Don't you have families?
1264
01:26:52,375 --> 01:26:55,414
Bumming at a TV station on Christmas Eve?
1265
01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:58,748
- But seriously, it's great...
- Slowly close in on both...
1266
01:26:58,832 --> 01:27:00,498
then go to Tomek.
1267
01:27:01,541 --> 01:27:03,664
...till we eat ourselves to death,
1268
01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:06,164
watching Kevin kick the burglars' asses.
1269
01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:09,832
Tomek and I, we have our own holiday...
1270
01:27:11,041 --> 01:27:12,832
tradition...
1271
01:27:17,125 --> 01:27:18,873
Tomek and I, we have...
1272
01:27:20,082 --> 01:27:22,082
our own... holiday tradition...
1273
01:27:22,166 --> 01:27:23,664
We do have our own traditions,
1274
01:27:23,750 --> 01:27:26,873
but let's not mention them right now.
Kids are watching.
1275
01:27:32,166 --> 01:27:35,164
Kids! That takes me back:
when we were little,
1276
01:27:35,332 --> 01:27:38,164
we didn't have a TV set yet, so
1277
01:27:38,250 --> 01:27:41,914
our only family entertainment
was watching the oven together.
1278
01:27:45,375 --> 01:27:49,289
I also remember waiting with bated breathfor Christmas Eve morning
1279
01:27:49,375 --> 01:27:52,957
so we could finally have a bath
in the bathtub without the carp.
1280
01:27:53,291 --> 01:27:54,123
Ania,
1281
01:27:54,666 --> 01:27:57,123
what are your favorite Christmas memories?
1282
01:28:12,957 --> 01:28:13,957
Ania?
1283
01:28:15,832 --> 01:28:16,957
Yes?
1284
01:28:19,250 --> 01:28:20,289
My favorite...
1285
01:28:21,207 --> 01:28:22,832
memory is music.
1286
01:28:25,457 --> 01:28:26,539
And warmth.
1287
01:28:27,666 --> 01:28:30,207
And the wonderful feeling
that someone loves me.
1288
01:28:31,125 --> 01:28:34,498
Of course, tonight we should
all feel like that... Like that carp.
1289
01:28:36,625 --> 01:28:41,332
Ania, I remember you saying that
Christmas is your favorite holiday?
1290
01:28:41,791 --> 01:28:44,957
Yes. It's right after
our first Valentine's Day.
1291
01:28:45,791 --> 01:28:47,832
And All Saints' Day, of course.
1292
01:28:51,125 --> 01:28:54,914
- We've got the show!
- With our Planet Single sponsors
1293
01:28:55,166 --> 01:29:00,998
we want to make it easy for everyoneto find their perfect match.
1294
01:29:01,207 --> 01:29:03,957
At least as good a match as you and I.
1295
01:29:04,166 --> 01:29:07,123
Yes. Just in an easier way than with us.
1296
01:29:07,457 --> 01:29:09,248
Before I wanted you,
1297
01:29:09,332 --> 01:29:13,832
you had to wear armor and beg the horse
to drag you across the Old Town.
1298
01:29:14,957 --> 01:29:17,248
And they say chivalry is dead!
1299
01:29:17,875 --> 01:29:20,998
It did fall pretty low that day.
But then it got right up.
1300
01:29:22,875 --> 01:29:25,832
To kick us off, here's the legendary
1301
01:29:25,916 --> 01:29:28,539
Witold Paszt of VOX!
1302
01:29:56,500 --> 01:29:57,789
Yello, folks!
1303
01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:12,707
Pull, oh, Tatra horsesSleighs o'er wintry courses
1304
01:30:12,791 --> 01:30:17,082
Hey, pull them fully ladenWith robbers and maidens
1305
01:30:17,916 --> 01:30:21,414
Hey, pull them fully ladenWith robbers and maidens
1306
01:30:27,707 --> 01:30:30,832
I can't believe I just did that!
Did you see? Awesome!
1307
01:30:30,916 --> 01:30:33,207
I can't believe it. We rocked!
1308
01:30:33,291 --> 01:30:35,623
Like a pro. Mrs. Mlynarska must be proud.
1309
01:30:35,707 --> 01:30:36,539
It was...
1310
01:30:37,666 --> 01:30:39,164
God, I'm still shaking.
1311
01:30:40,582 --> 01:30:44,289
Thank you. Without you, that would've
been a mess! I saw this black hole
1312
01:30:44,375 --> 01:30:48,664
and froze up, but then you held my hand
and it all came back, and I...
1313
01:30:48,791 --> 01:30:51,414
Love is a peculiar thing.
1314
01:30:52,666 --> 01:30:54,748
It's an incalculable force.
1315
01:30:54,875 --> 01:31:01,873
We can't control who we love
any more than we can control the tides.
1316
01:31:02,332 --> 01:31:07,082
It's instinctual, primal, atavistic.
1317
01:31:07,207 --> 01:31:12,832
Love is natural, elemental, raw.
It's in the smell, in the pheromones.
1318
01:31:13,625 --> 01:31:16,623
We mustn't be ashamed of our feelings.
1319
01:31:17,625 --> 01:31:19,039
- Namaste.
- Namaste!
1320
01:31:22,125 --> 01:31:23,623
I'll get dessert.
1321
01:31:32,916 --> 01:31:33,873
Bogdan,
1322
01:31:34,375 --> 01:31:37,082
is there something you wish to tell me?
1323
01:31:49,582 --> 01:31:52,539
I've wanted to say this for a long time.
1324
01:31:52,625 --> 01:31:54,039
Let's drop this charade.
1325
01:31:55,750 --> 01:31:56,582
Here?
1326
01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:58,164
Here and now.
1327
01:31:59,125 --> 01:32:01,707
You may have fooled everyone, but not me.
1328
01:32:01,875 --> 01:32:03,164
I should have known.
1329
01:32:05,207 --> 01:32:06,164
Look.
1330
01:32:06,250 --> 01:32:07,539
Whatever it is,
1331
01:32:08,125 --> 01:32:10,332
I'm not going to let this
1332
01:32:10,666 --> 01:32:12,123
tear my family apart. Right?
1333
01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:13,748
Want to keep it a secret?
1334
01:32:13,916 --> 01:32:15,957
What? No! What?!
1335
01:32:17,457 --> 01:32:20,707
I've seen your shrine!
It has touched me deeply.
1336
01:32:21,082 --> 01:32:24,707
I want to make sweet,
Tantric love to you, too.
1337
01:32:29,082 --> 01:32:30,123
Surprise!
1338
01:32:30,250 --> 01:32:31,207
It's not like that!
1339
01:32:31,291 --> 01:32:35,498
So this is why you've been disappearing!
All the night jogs instead of helping me.
1340
01:32:35,666 --> 01:32:37,957
- Ola, come into the circle.
- Helping?
1341
01:32:38,082 --> 01:32:39,957
I started all this
because you forced me!
1342
01:32:40,041 --> 01:32:42,373
I never forced you to turn gay!
1343
01:32:43,457 --> 01:32:44,748
I'm not gay, I'm open--
1344
01:32:44,832 --> 01:32:46,248
- Shut up!
- Shut up!
1345
01:32:46,541 --> 01:32:51,832
You brainwashed my husband
to fulfill some sick sex fantasy!
1346
01:32:51,916 --> 01:32:52,748
Ola!
1347
01:32:52,832 --> 01:32:54,832
This isn't good for the baby!
1348
01:32:55,207 --> 01:32:56,664
- The baby!
- What?
1349
01:32:56,750 --> 01:32:58,039
- The baby!
- The baby?!
1350
01:32:59,916 --> 01:33:01,164
Get off of me!
1351
01:33:01,416 --> 01:33:03,039
To the birth center! Now!
1352
01:33:03,166 --> 01:33:04,664
It's closed for Christmas.
1353
01:33:04,957 --> 01:33:07,373
- What?!
- It's closed! What are we gonna do?
1354
01:33:07,541 --> 01:33:10,207
- You're asking me?
- Motherfuckers!
1355
01:33:10,291 --> 01:33:12,207
You've ruined it! Fuck you both!
1356
01:33:12,291 --> 01:33:13,123
Breathe, hon.
1357
01:33:13,416 --> 01:33:14,748
You fucking breathe!
1358
01:33:16,916 --> 01:33:20,664
If I die here, I'll come back
to haunt you till your dying day!
1359
01:33:20,750 --> 01:33:23,414
- Meds?!
- I think she's having the Antichrist!
1360
01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:25,664
I'm sorry! Please stop shouting at me!
1361
01:33:25,750 --> 01:33:28,207
I'm gonna haunt your dreams!
1362
01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:33,289
The North Star
is not the only star out here tonight.
1363
01:33:33,666 --> 01:33:35,373
"BOGDAN: Ola is in labor."
1364
01:33:35,457 --> 01:33:38,373
Still coming on our show:
a great performance by Beata.
1365
01:33:38,457 --> 01:33:41,623
And, from YouTube,
Leroy, the Balloon Popping Dog.
1366
01:33:41,707 --> 01:33:42,623
Go.
1367
01:33:43,457 --> 01:33:44,832
We'll manage.
1368
01:33:45,082 --> 01:33:46,082
I can stay.
1369
01:33:47,041 --> 01:33:49,748
And regret it for the rest of your life?
1370
01:33:50,707 --> 01:33:52,998
And a special performance by my students,
1371
01:33:53,082 --> 01:33:56,957
Form Six of the Witold Gombrowicz
Primary School.
1372
01:33:58,375 --> 01:34:01,707
- We're in labor. I mean, we're fine.
- We'll manage.
1373
01:36:32,707 --> 01:36:36,164
Merrily to Bethlehem the shepherds came
1374
01:36:36,457 --> 01:36:39,748
Cheerily a-piping to the Savior's name
1375
01:36:40,082 --> 01:36:41,748
Glory be in the highest
1376
01:36:41,957 --> 01:36:43,498
Glory be in the highest
1377
01:36:43,832 --> 01:36:46,914
And on earth, peace to men
1378
01:36:47,457 --> 01:36:51,082
Glory be in the highestGlory be in the highest
1379
01:36:51,332 --> 01:36:54,873
And on earth, peace to men
1380
01:36:55,166 --> 01:36:58,582
Hearts so humble, homage grateful,did each bring
1381
01:36:58,832 --> 01:37:01,748
Gifts of love and warm devotion for a King
1382
01:37:02,291 --> 01:37:05,789
Glory be in the highestGlory be in the highest
1383
01:37:05,916 --> 01:37:09,248
And on earth, peace to men
1384
01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:13,373
Glory be in the highestGlory be in the highest
1385
01:37:13,457 --> 01:37:17,748
And on earth, peace to men!
1386
01:37:39,207 --> 01:37:41,039
Well, that's our show, folks.
1387
01:37:42,125 --> 01:37:44,498
Tomorrow everything will be different.
1388
01:37:45,707 --> 01:37:47,832
Gravity launch will change the world.
1389
01:37:47,957 --> 01:37:49,789
Changes can be good,
1390
01:37:49,875 --> 01:37:53,457
though they often come at the wrong time.
1391
01:37:53,832 --> 01:37:57,957
I told my producerI'd never do a Christmas wish, but
1392
01:37:58,082 --> 01:37:59,248
I changed my mind.
1393
01:37:59,791 --> 01:38:05,123
My wish is for every one of youto have the good fortune that I have had.
1394
01:38:05,250 --> 01:38:07,289
To have a real friend
1395
01:38:07,750 --> 01:38:10,873
who is truer to youthan you are to yourself.
1396
01:38:13,375 --> 01:38:14,414
He's off script.
1397
01:38:14,832 --> 01:38:15,832
What's he doing?
1398
01:38:16,707 --> 01:38:17,957
What he always does.
1399
01:38:18,666 --> 01:38:19,539
Improvising.
1400
01:38:20,166 --> 01:38:20,998
Ania,
1401
01:38:22,457 --> 01:38:24,498
I hope all your dreams come true.
1402
01:38:26,457 --> 01:38:28,582
My life is better thanks to you.
1403
01:38:29,582 --> 01:38:34,123
I'm sorry,
I wish I'd appreciated that more.
1404
01:38:35,082 --> 01:38:38,164
I hope one day
you'll be able to forgive me.
1405
01:38:40,416 --> 01:38:44,414
May the lessons of this year
1406
01:38:45,375 --> 01:38:48,123
stick with us well into the next.
1407
01:38:49,375 --> 01:38:53,039
May you find peace, love, and happiness,
1408
01:38:53,832 --> 01:38:56,539
be it through the miracles of science
1409
01:38:57,250 --> 01:38:59,707
or just through pure dumb luck.
1410
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:00,957
Merry Christmas.
1411
01:39:06,916 --> 01:39:08,039
After all this...
1412
01:39:09,416 --> 01:39:11,914
what can say except...
1413
01:39:18,791 --> 01:39:22,289
Be sure to download
the Gravity update to your phones.
1414
01:39:22,541 --> 01:39:25,123
It's the new extension for Planet Single.
1415
01:39:27,707 --> 01:39:28,623
Merry Christmas.
1416
01:39:32,750 --> 01:39:33,748
Marcel here.
1417
01:39:34,166 --> 01:39:35,582
Mistletoe ready?
1418
01:39:35,957 --> 01:39:37,039
Lower it then.
1419
01:40:05,957 --> 01:40:08,082
We did it! It's done!
1420
01:40:08,500 --> 01:40:09,957
Show's over.
1421
01:40:12,916 --> 01:40:16,664
I'm sorry. I wish I could have been
the man you needed.
1422
01:40:19,541 --> 01:40:21,582
I want you to be happy with him.
1423
01:40:21,957 --> 01:40:22,998
Good luck.
1424
01:40:23,166 --> 01:40:25,957
- Where are you going?
- Don't worry about me.
1425
01:40:26,707 --> 01:40:28,414
You chose the right guy.
1426
01:40:39,457 --> 01:40:40,498
Hey, Olaf!
1427
01:40:40,666 --> 01:40:41,998
That was super cool.
1428
01:40:43,625 --> 01:40:45,373
Wanna go out for ice cream?
1429
01:40:45,500 --> 01:40:47,664
Sorry, babe. I'm out of your league.
1430
01:40:50,125 --> 01:40:51,457
I'm big time now.
1431
01:40:56,375 --> 01:40:58,082
Walnut vodka. From my in-law.
1432
01:40:58,291 --> 01:41:01,207
And this is winter tea. It's da bomb.
1433
01:41:01,332 --> 01:41:03,082
Your talent is wasted here.
1434
01:41:03,166 --> 01:41:06,039
I'll make another Beata out of you.
1435
01:41:09,082 --> 01:41:11,873
Leroy!
1436
01:41:12,166 --> 01:41:15,498
Sure, I do the stunts
for the Game of Thrones guy.
1437
01:41:25,166 --> 01:41:26,539
It wasn't that bad.
1438
01:41:27,291 --> 01:41:28,582
Yeah. Close shave.
1439
01:41:35,957 --> 01:41:37,498
You know what you're doing?
1440
01:41:38,416 --> 01:41:39,289
Yes.
1441
01:41:41,375 --> 01:41:42,373
Marcel.
1442
01:41:43,416 --> 01:41:44,289
I know.
1443
01:42:17,582 --> 01:42:19,164
Once, when you were small,
1444
01:42:20,707 --> 01:42:23,123
you used to sleep on my chest.
1445
01:42:24,207 --> 01:42:27,039
You made the cutest snores.
1446
01:42:29,582 --> 01:42:30,498
Really?
1447
01:42:34,250 --> 01:42:35,623
I loved it.
1448
01:42:41,457 --> 01:42:43,373
You'll always be my little girl.
1449
01:42:46,166 --> 01:42:47,039
Thanks, Dad.
1450
01:42:49,791 --> 01:42:52,664
But if you get that devil tattoo,
I'll kill you.
1451
01:43:19,375 --> 01:43:20,539
Thank you so much.
1452
01:43:21,707 --> 01:43:22,789
Let's go.
1453
01:43:28,541 --> 01:43:29,457
You were...
1454
01:43:30,207 --> 01:43:31,039
amazing.
1455
01:43:31,625 --> 01:43:33,248
- Thank you.
- Incredible.
1456
01:43:36,041 --> 01:43:36,914
Ania...
1457
01:43:37,791 --> 01:43:39,957
I've searched for you my whole life.
1458
01:43:40,957 --> 01:43:41,789
Uh-oh.
1459
01:43:41,916 --> 01:43:44,039
I don't want another day without you.
1460
01:43:45,291 --> 01:43:47,373
I'll do anything to make you happy.
1461
01:43:49,500 --> 01:43:51,123
If only you'll have me.
1462
01:43:53,457 --> 01:43:54,623
Oh, God.
1463
01:43:57,541 --> 01:43:58,373
Oh, God...
1464
01:44:02,166 --> 01:44:03,164
Oh God.
1465
01:44:06,125 --> 01:44:07,164
Oh God!
1466
01:44:08,582 --> 01:44:10,082
Alexander, please get up.
1467
01:44:11,957 --> 01:44:12,957
I don't understand.
1468
01:44:13,791 --> 01:44:15,123
Isn't this what you want?
1469
01:44:15,500 --> 01:44:16,998
It's all I ever wanted.
1470
01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:22,498
What did I do wrong?
1471
01:44:22,832 --> 01:44:24,623
You did everything faultlessly.
1472
01:44:26,457 --> 01:44:30,082
Everything was perfect.
Like in a fairy tale.
1473
01:44:36,500 --> 01:44:38,332
It's just not my fairy tale.
1474
01:44:41,375 --> 01:44:42,373
But we're a...
1475
01:44:44,541 --> 01:44:46,289
ninety-two percent match.
1476
01:44:49,291 --> 01:44:53,748
Maybe it's the missing eight percent
that matters the most.
1477
01:45:02,291 --> 01:45:03,289
I'm sorry.
1478
01:45:14,957 --> 01:45:15,832
Marcel!
1479
01:45:16,375 --> 01:45:18,498
- Where's Tomek?
- At the airport.
1480
01:45:18,582 --> 01:45:20,414
- What?
- Going to the US.
1481
01:45:20,541 --> 01:45:22,498
- For how long?
- Permanently.
1482
01:45:28,541 --> 01:45:29,707
What do you mean perm--
1483
01:45:29,791 --> 01:45:31,873
There's a cab waiting for you downstairs.
1484
01:45:32,500 --> 01:45:33,539
I love you!
1485
01:45:36,457 --> 01:45:38,123
If I were straight...
1486
01:45:38,582 --> 01:45:40,332
I'd never come up with this.
1487
01:46:02,957 --> 01:46:03,957
Good evening.
1488
01:46:05,750 --> 01:46:07,457
Why didn't you tell me?
1489
01:46:12,582 --> 01:46:16,123
Didn't want a scene in front
of your family. You looked so happy.
1490
01:46:16,207 --> 01:46:17,123
All my life...
1491
01:46:19,541 --> 01:46:20,873
Every day...
1492
01:46:25,750 --> 01:46:27,207
I was so young.
1493
01:46:30,250 --> 01:46:31,289
I thought...
1494
01:46:34,666 --> 01:46:36,957
you'd be better off without me.
1495
01:46:42,332 --> 01:46:44,164
Can I touch you?
1496
01:46:53,916 --> 01:46:55,957
That's right. Cancel the launch.
1497
01:46:57,332 --> 01:46:58,832
No, this is not a joke.
1498
01:47:00,332 --> 01:47:03,164
I understand perfectly. Do it anyway.
1499
01:47:07,916 --> 01:47:09,164
Rough night?
1500
01:47:10,875 --> 01:47:12,414
You could say that.
1501
01:47:20,832 --> 01:47:21,789
Excuse me...
1502
01:47:22,125 --> 01:47:24,789
what is that
amazing perfume you're wearing?
1503
01:47:25,416 --> 01:47:26,623
I'm not wearing any.
1504
01:47:31,582 --> 01:47:32,498
That's my taxi!
1505
01:47:35,916 --> 01:47:36,998
To the airport!
1506
01:47:37,541 --> 01:47:38,623
Quickly, please!
1507
01:47:39,416 --> 01:47:40,457
Radek?
1508
01:47:42,416 --> 01:47:43,332
Mom?!
1509
01:47:43,875 --> 01:47:45,457
Are you sure of this?
1510
01:47:47,875 --> 01:47:48,789
No.
1511
01:47:49,500 --> 01:47:50,789
But I want to find out.
1512
01:47:51,875 --> 01:47:52,789
Buckle up then.
1513
01:47:56,332 --> 01:47:59,039
- Hit it, darling.
- As you wish, darling.
1514
01:48:12,291 --> 01:48:13,289
Sorry.
1515
01:48:13,457 --> 01:48:14,914
We'll take the next one.
1516
01:48:25,082 --> 01:48:25,998
I thought...
1517
01:48:26,791 --> 01:48:29,248
you'd be happier with
someone like Alexander,
1518
01:48:29,375 --> 01:48:30,998
so I told Tomek to let it go.
1519
01:48:31,416 --> 01:48:33,289
- What?!
- Let me finish.
1520
01:48:33,375 --> 01:48:36,123
- You did what?!
- Listen to your mother!
1521
01:48:36,707 --> 01:48:38,289
But I've realized that...
1522
01:48:38,375 --> 01:48:41,164
sometimes true love can seem
a mistake at first.
1523
01:48:41,750 --> 01:48:42,582
Watch out!
1524
01:48:47,291 --> 01:48:50,957
Anyway, you have to call him right now
and tell him you love him.
1525
01:48:51,041 --> 01:48:52,164
I'm trying!
1526
01:48:54,666 --> 01:48:56,748
- Here you are.
- Thank you.
1527
01:49:00,750 --> 01:49:02,332
Excuse me, I just wanted...
1528
01:49:07,041 --> 01:49:08,748
"ANIA calling"
1529
01:49:10,582 --> 01:49:11,414
Hello?
1530
01:49:15,457 --> 01:49:16,457
Jesus.
1531
01:49:16,666 --> 01:49:17,498
Ania?
1532
01:49:17,582 --> 01:49:18,582
Tomek!
1533
01:49:19,666 --> 01:49:21,623
- Just tell him you love him.
- Mom!
1534
01:49:23,207 --> 01:49:25,248
- Hello?
- What is that screeching?
1535
01:49:25,332 --> 01:49:27,498
It's me! Where are you?
1536
01:49:27,916 --> 01:49:29,164
I'm on a plane!
1537
01:49:31,000 --> 01:49:32,039
Why are you screeching?
1538
01:49:32,125 --> 01:49:33,623
- What's the noise?
- Never mind!
1539
01:49:34,707 --> 01:49:35,789
Tomek, I want you...
1540
01:49:37,666 --> 01:49:39,207
to stay with me.
1541
01:49:39,625 --> 01:49:40,998
Don't w-- to lea--
1542
01:49:42,041 --> 01:49:42,957
Say that again?
1543
01:49:43,041 --> 01:49:46,207
I don't want a knight or a horse,
or a fairy tale. I want you!
1544
01:49:46,957 --> 01:49:48,039
You hear me?
1545
01:49:48,207 --> 01:49:49,248
Stay, don't go!
1546
01:49:51,416 --> 01:49:52,498
Sorry, my bad.
1547
01:49:53,500 --> 01:49:55,082
"Don't" what? Hello?
1548
01:50:04,457 --> 01:50:05,707
- Thanks.
- Ania!
1549
01:50:06,750 --> 01:50:09,207
- I want you to know I lo--
- Mom, Radek,
1550
01:50:09,291 --> 01:50:11,873
I'm sorry about earlier.
Be happy together. Bye!
1551
01:50:21,957 --> 01:50:23,207
- Hello?
- You there?
1552
01:50:23,291 --> 01:50:24,914
Yes! Christ, what's going on?
1553
01:50:24,957 --> 01:50:25,914
Gotta tell you this!
1554
01:50:26,000 --> 01:50:28,539
Sir, please put the phone away.
We're taking off.
1555
01:50:28,625 --> 01:50:29,498
Sorry.
1556
01:50:30,541 --> 01:50:33,748
I don't want you to go!
Don't go anywhere!
1557
01:50:33,832 --> 01:50:35,414
You're breaking up--
1558
01:50:35,625 --> 01:50:38,082
No, we're not breaking up! I take it back!
1559
01:50:38,291 --> 01:50:40,248
Sir. Phone off. Now!
1560
01:50:40,457 --> 01:50:41,957
Excuse me, one second.
1561
01:50:42,082 --> 01:50:44,248
Tomek? Don't go.
1562
01:50:44,957 --> 01:50:47,707
I want you to stand up, right this second,
1563
01:50:47,791 --> 01:50:50,914
and get off that goddamned plane! Get it?
1564
01:50:51,957 --> 01:50:52,873
Tomek!
1565
01:50:54,750 --> 01:50:55,707
Do you hear me?
1566
01:50:56,791 --> 01:51:00,623
I love you.
1567
01:51:12,457 --> 01:51:13,289
Excuse me...
1568
01:51:13,832 --> 01:51:16,248
I have to go back.
We need to turn around.
1569
01:51:16,332 --> 01:51:18,457
That's impossible.
Please stay in your seat.
1570
01:51:18,582 --> 01:51:19,914
There's been a mistake.
1571
01:51:19,957 --> 01:51:22,039
Let me ask the pilot,
I'm sure he'll get me.
1572
01:51:22,125 --> 01:51:23,707
- No way.
- This is an emergency!
1573
01:51:23,791 --> 01:51:25,164
Sir! Please! Sit down!
1574
01:51:25,250 --> 01:51:26,873
I can explain, just listen.
1575
01:51:26,957 --> 01:51:29,123
Sir. No. Enough already!
1576
01:51:29,207 --> 01:51:30,207
Sit your ass down!
1577
01:51:50,166 --> 01:51:51,498
Excuse me, everyone...
1578
01:51:52,291 --> 01:51:54,373
I have an announcement to make!
1579
01:51:56,582 --> 01:51:57,873
It's a bomb!
1580
01:52:00,832 --> 01:52:03,582
Terror in the skies!
Half an hour ago an attempt was made
1581
01:52:03,666 --> 01:52:06,748
to hijack a 737 bound for the USA.
1582
01:52:06,832 --> 01:52:10,248
Polish TV claims as many as
two alt-left terrorist organizations
1583
01:52:10,332 --> 01:52:12,123
have claimed responsibility,
1584
01:52:12,207 --> 01:52:16,289
but the airport authorities believethe hijacker to be a so-called lone wolf.
1585
01:52:16,375 --> 01:52:18,832
The experts are already in our studio.
1586
01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:25,498
You tried to blow up the plane?
Are you nuts?!
1587
01:52:25,582 --> 01:52:26,707
Alright, fine!
1588
01:52:26,791 --> 01:52:28,332
Maybe I am impulsive!
1589
01:52:28,832 --> 01:52:31,539
Excuse me,
this is all a big misunderstanding!
1590
01:52:31,791 --> 01:52:33,748
Step back, ma'am, he's a terrorist.
1591
01:52:33,957 --> 01:52:34,789
Nonsense!
1592
01:52:35,000 --> 01:52:35,914
He's no terrorist.
1593
01:52:36,000 --> 01:52:38,748
He's... a bit of a jerk perhaps,
1594
01:52:38,957 --> 01:52:40,082
but with a good heart.
1595
01:52:40,916 --> 01:52:42,664
And he did it for love!
1596
01:52:42,750 --> 01:52:44,332
And it's Christmas time!
1597
01:52:44,666 --> 01:52:46,832
Can't you just let him go? Please.
1598
01:52:46,916 --> 01:52:49,457
If you don't step away,
we'll arrest you for obstruction.
1599
01:52:50,500 --> 01:52:53,707
Having a badge and a gun
doesn't make you God!
1600
01:52:54,125 --> 01:52:55,914
If he's a terrorist, then...
1601
01:52:56,125 --> 01:52:56,957
Allahu Akbar!
1602
01:53:00,916 --> 01:53:03,957
Why so rough? Take those paws away!
1603
01:53:05,041 --> 01:53:07,289
My lawyer will make you suffer!
1604
01:53:13,375 --> 01:53:14,248
What?
1605
01:53:17,332 --> 01:53:20,207
That was the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
1606
01:53:24,332 --> 01:53:25,164
Thanks.
1607
01:53:36,666 --> 01:53:37,707
Driver?
1608
01:53:38,332 --> 01:53:40,123
Take us to jail, please.
1609
01:53:45,457 --> 01:53:50,664
Okay, so maybe some of thosemovie love stories did go on.
1610
01:53:50,832 --> 01:53:51,957
Who cares!
1611
01:53:52,291 --> 01:53:56,582
The point is, love is a silly thing.
1612
01:53:57,291 --> 01:54:00,582
Way too silly for science to quantify.
1613
01:54:01,207 --> 01:54:04,748
And it's a good thing thatHappily Ever After doesn't exist,
1614
01:54:04,832 --> 01:54:08,707
because the real dealcan be so much better.
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