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Car 72. No activity.
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How was your weekend?
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It's Wednesday.
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Is it? Jesus.
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You still angry about the dolphin?
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What dolphin? Oh, oh, oh.
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This enormous, giant, concrete dolphin
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in the back of our unmarked police car?
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No. Why would I be unhappy about that?
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I just don't understand.
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As my best friend, I
would have thought you'd...
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Can we not say "best friend"?
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We probably are or were
or whatever. But we...
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We're not little kids. We
don't have to say "best frie..."
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I don't have a favourite colour.
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- Blue.
- I don't have a favourite food.
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- Sushi.
- I do like sushi.
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- It's your favourite food.
- We're not 7-year-old girls.
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So can we not say,
"You're my best friend"?
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Oh, no one is gonna think
there is anything conspicuous
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about having a plaster of Paris
dolphin in the back of our car.
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We could just be two random,
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eh, marine biologists...
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Yeah. Yeah. We could be.
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But we could be two detectives
on their way to a stake-out,
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and one of them made the other one stop
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because he saw a hard
rubbish council clean-up.
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The first detective was like,
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"No, no, no, that's
really unprofessional"
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"and we really actually
need to get to work."
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Two criminals could see
us in the car and think,
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"Oh, look, there's two cops just
sitting there on a stake-out."
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"But, hang on, no. Because
there's a dolphin in the back."
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The dolphin saves it.
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Yeah.
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Continuing Operation Big Red.
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Several suspect locations being
staked out throughout the city.
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Settle in, everyone. We're
playing the waiting game.
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- If you were a Siamese twin...
- Here we go.
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Which, uh... which hand
would you masturbate with?
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Whichever hand
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connected to my head.
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If I were the right head,
I'd go the right hand.
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Well, would you, though?
Or would it be like...
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If you used the other, it would
be like it was someone else.
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- It would be more exotic.
- Would it be?
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Wouldn't you have to ask
the other head's permission
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if you wanted to use their arm?
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"Would you mind jerking us off?"
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No, I think the other head would realise
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at the same time that
you had the thought.
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They don't share a brain.
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Yeah, but, like, there
would be, you know,
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that kind of sensation
comes from somewhere else.
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So probably would have been
a slight arousal downstairs.
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Both the heads would be
going, "Oh, it's on here."
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- Not necessarily.
- "Who's gonna get hold of this?"
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- It'd be a race.
- Yeah.
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Car 72, please report.
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- Speak up a bit.
- Speak? Um...
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Car 72, please report.
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Uh, this is Car 72. No
activity. Who's that?
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This is April. I'm in
Dispatch with Carol.
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It's her first day, guys.
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Oh. April. Well, welcome.
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This is, uh, Detective Hendy.
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Uh, Detective Stokes.
Welcome aboard, April.
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Maintaining surveillance on
seemingly empty warehouse.
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We are Car 72 and look forward to
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checking in with you in the future.
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- Should we do it?
- Mmm.
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Actually, April, stand by.
There is a bit of activity.
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- Oh, no. He's...
- What?
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Sorry?
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- Sorry, Car 72. What?
- Backup! Backup!
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Sorry, I'm not quite catching
you. Are you... Car 72?
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Carol?
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Um... Car 72?
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Car 72, please grow up.
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- Sorry. Sorry, Carol.
- Sorry, Carol.
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- Sorry, April.
- Fuck's sake.
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She sounds nice, doesn't she, huh?
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- No. No.
- Come on.
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- I could...
- No, you can't.
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You think you're some kind
of Cupid and you're not.
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- I won't be set up by you again.
- Oh, come on.
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And I don't want a nice April.
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I want a filthy April.
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- Hmm.
- Is what I want.
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I want, like, a, you know,
come home at 3am after a shift
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and just go, "I don't
care if you're asleep."
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I wanna like her. I want her hot.
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Fecund. Like a Parisian.
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With a bit of medieval...
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Like a hot summer. Like, I'm sweating.
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I don't know what fluids are
coming out of here. Oh, yeah.
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- You wanna throw your fluid...
- Yeah.
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- The... Hmm?
- Car 72.
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You're still on.
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Uh... Yeah, sorry, Carol.
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Just, uh...
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Uh, just kidding.
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Car 72 out.
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You fuckhead.
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- I had it resting on my thigh.
- Did you?
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I just... It's the way I hold the radio.
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- Gimme... That's no more radio for you
- Just... I am sorry
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She might have liked it.
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Everyone is someone's type.
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Oh, fu-u-u-uckin'
shut up.
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Uh, Customs has uncovered
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a small amount of methamphetamines
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encased in coffee beans out of Colombia.
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We've got several warehouses
under surveillance.
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Uh, we're hoping the boys are
taking the drop at one of them.
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Hey.
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- What are you doing?
- Shut up.
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Shut up.
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You know, one thing I
can't abide is treachery.
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- I know. I know.
- I don't know...
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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- I'm your friend.
- Really?
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For on the seventh day,
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he did rest.
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I do not.
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How's that?
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- Mate, that was very good.
- It's intense, isn't it?
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Mate, I love the biblical slant.
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I mean, what's the... The speech making.
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Yeah, Janine's been
helping me with that.
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- Like an evil pastor.
- Yeah. "Pastor"?
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- Like a preacher.
- Oh, okay.
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- But, like, evil.
- Oh, evil. Definitely evil.
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It's a kind of weird sermon.
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If it's not evil, it's not worth doin'.
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I like the way you use
your face, you know.
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You got a head what's a bit caved in.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- So you use just the stillness.
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- Yeah.
- And the voice.
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What about you? How are
you working these days?
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I'm gonna go the kind of more of your...
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the Mel Gibson kind of crazy-eye thing.
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- You know, kind of, you know...
- Have a crack.
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Nah, mate, I'll just... use the ol' BIC.
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Okay.
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Hey!
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Don't look at me.
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Hey, man. I don't know what you're...
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Nah, mate. Nah, mate. Nah, mate.
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Don't look at me. Look at me.
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Don't look at me. Look at me.
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Jesus, look at the eye.
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You like that?
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- Shit, man.
- Hey, you killed me brother.
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- Yeah, I...
- No, no, no.
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- You killed me sister.
- Yeah.
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You killed me mother's uncle
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and now I'm gonna kill you.
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Argh!
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- That's bent.
- Well...
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- That's bent.
- I'm crazy, mate.
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You don't know which way I'll
go. Am I gonna do it? Am I not?
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- Look at me, don't look at me.
- I got confused. I didn't know...
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Oh, mate. I'm just
as confused as anyone.
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If I didn't know you,
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I'd think... mentally retarded.
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- Yeah.
- I gotta take a piss.
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Oh, mate.
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Can't you go out of
the... in the laneway?
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The job is we wait here
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until we're told different, all right?
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Ah, attempted assault.
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Okay, attempted assault could be just,
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"What are you looking at?"
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- Unmanned crossing.
- Yeah.
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That's got... That
could be kids, you know.
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Uh, you... you've really
gotta learn to prioritise.
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- Okay.
- Think about it.
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- Patting a police horse.
- Yep.
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Or a noise complaint at 9:45pm?
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Uh, the noise complaint at 9:45?
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- 9:45?
- Perhaps?
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Assaulting a police horse
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- is assaulting a member of the police
- Yeah.
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- force.
- Force.
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- Yeah.
- I think that's pretty im...
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And you know, you wouldn't
like it if someone...
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- No.
- Do you like that? Would you like that?
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- No, I don't. Nup.
- Or just that?
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- Like a constant...
- Don't like that either. Nup.
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- So think about that.
- Yep. If I...
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Yep. If I were the horse. Okay.
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- It's pretty simple.
- All right.
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I love you.
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Yeah, it's all right.
You don't have to say it.
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'Bye.
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Wendy's up then.
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Yes. Yes. It's the black dog.
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- Is it?
- It's got her by the throat tonight.
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- Still? Still?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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However, I have the
key to her happiness.
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Which is putting her down? Euthanasia?
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I'm gonna give her a child.
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- Really? When?
- Yeah.
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Well, as soon as I can... I
can hit the bullseye, I guess.
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You'll have to get the... reversed.
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Which I hear can be quite
painful. Are you up for that?
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- And not always successful.
- What are you talking about?
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- Vasectomy reversal.
- Vasectomy?
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- I haven't had a vasectomy.
- Really?
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- No.
- I must have dreamt that.
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- I just assumed you had.
- You must have dreamt that.
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What makes you think that
I have had a vasectomy?
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I dunno.
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Just... Your face.
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What? I have a vasectomy face?
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A little bit.
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Yeah.
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Well, as an orphan,
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I just find that particular
toll an absolute rort.
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- "As an orphan"?
- Yeah.
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Does it change if you're not an orphan?
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Well, I am an orphan.
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I don't say to you,
"Not being an orphan,
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"I find the toll going through
the tunnel," you know...
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Yeah, but that's not the
point. I am an orphan.
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How's the, uh...
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How's the search going for your dad?
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Oh, yeah. I took a trip last weekend.
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Went out to Gilgandra. Out west.
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I found an old letter that my
mum had written that was a clue.
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Met the butcher and he said
he'd known her, back in the day.
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He brought all his brothers
out from out the back.
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All their faces lit up
when I spoke about her.
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She was kind of an
inspiration around the town.
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They'd all known her.
She was very vivacious.
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Fun-loving. Loved to dance.
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No, they actually
started... started bickering
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amongst themselves about
who'd known her the best,
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who'd had the most fun with her.
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Anyway, they pointed me in
the direction of, uh, Old Vic.
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Yeah, yeah, he was the
president of the leagues club.
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And he said he'd been out with her.
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Said she was just always on the go.
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Perpetual motion machine.
246
00:10:47,594 --> 00:10:50,032
She loved to get around the town.
247
00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:51,832
Vic said she was always good company.
248
00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:55,072
He said he could call her up
at the drop of a hat, you know.
249
00:10:55,073 --> 00:10:57,112
Tuesday night. "What
are you doing, Maureen?"
250
00:10:57,113 --> 00:10:59,032
"Yeah, I'll come round. I'll come over."
251
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,671
Anyway, yeah, it was great trip.
252
00:11:00,672 --> 00:11:02,551
- Met some lovely old blokes.
- Yeah.
253
00:11:02,552 --> 00:11:04,551
Heard some great stories
about my dear old mum.
254
00:11:04,552 --> 00:11:06,231
How many swabs did you take out there?
255
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,151
- I got eight tests.
- Right.
256
00:11:08,152 --> 00:11:10,870
- The DNA tests.
- How many you done so far?
257
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,585
67.
258
00:11:13,151 --> 00:11:15,310
That's the frustrating
thing is, you know...
259
00:11:15,311 --> 00:11:16,870
I'm following up all these leads
260
00:11:16,871 --> 00:11:19,030
and they've all known
her very, very well,
261
00:11:19,031 --> 00:11:21,309
so it could have been any one of them.
262
00:11:22,317 --> 00:11:25,150
Any one of the 67?
263
00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:26,789
We've got a large shipment
264
00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:29,388
from the same location as
the original coffee export.
265
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:33,708
And this is a big haul.
It's in excess of 3.8 tonnes.
266
00:11:33,709 --> 00:11:36,588
We're going over the
download limit every month.
267
00:11:36,589 --> 00:11:39,028
You should be in bed
anyway. Just go to bed.
268
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,188
Speak to you in the morning. 'Bye.
269
00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:46,627
- Sorry about that.
- Was that your...
270
00:11:46,628 --> 00:11:49,067
Like, your boyfriend or your husband?
271
00:11:49,068 --> 00:11:52,386
- No. No, it's my son.
- Ah.
272
00:11:52,387 --> 00:11:54,146
- Lachy.
- That makes more sense.
273
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,306
He's 15. He's just...
274
00:11:56,307 --> 00:11:58,506
Well, he's a
15-year-old boy.
275
00:11:58,507 --> 00:12:00,425
You know. Who uses my laptop.
276
00:12:00,426 --> 00:12:03,065
A bit too much.
277
00:12:03,066 --> 00:12:06,665
He's just always disappearing
into the bathroom.
278
00:12:07,033 --> 00:12:08,505
With my laptop.
279
00:12:08,787 --> 00:12:12,024
I know what he's doing in
there. You know what he's doing.
280
00:12:12,025 --> 00:12:14,904
- Uh, I mean, I...
- You know what he's doing.
281
00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:17,224
It's not... I don't
know... I don't know Lachy.
282
00:12:17,225 --> 00:12:18,984
- It's not fair for me to...
- You know...
283
00:12:18,985 --> 00:12:20,543
- Okay.
- What he's doing in there.
284
00:12:20,544 --> 00:12:22,703
- Yep. Yep.
- Right.
285
00:12:22,704 --> 00:12:24,183
- And it's my laptop.
- Yep.
286
00:12:24,184 --> 00:12:26,783
It's not even the fact that
when he comes out, it...
287
00:12:26,784 --> 00:12:29,542
- Stuff on the screen.
- Yeah.
288
00:12:29,543 --> 00:12:31,422
He's tried to wipe it
off with toilet paper,
289
00:12:31,423 --> 00:12:33,662
and it's all got stuck
in the keys and I'm...
290
00:12:33,663 --> 00:12:35,662
It's not even that. I'm not a prude.
291
00:12:35,663 --> 00:12:37,622
It's the fact that I'm worried
292
00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:39,781
that this is stifling his imagination.
293
00:12:39,782 --> 00:12:44,181
And, you know, once your
imagination goes, that's it.
294
00:12:44,182 --> 00:12:46,021
- It's gone.
- Probably.
295
00:12:46,022 --> 00:12:48,141
You cannot get that back. I just...
296
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,780
You know, a couple of times,
297
00:12:49,781 --> 00:12:51,820
I've gone up to the
door when he's in there,
298
00:12:51,821 --> 00:12:53,700
and I'm just, you know, I'm saying,
299
00:12:53,701 --> 00:12:56,420
"Use your imagination,
mate. Use your..."
300
00:12:56,421 --> 00:12:58,740
You know, "Think of
Sarah Curtis in Year 11."
301
00:12:58,741 --> 00:13:01,539
"You know, the wing
attack. The wing attack."
302
00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:04,139
And he's just... He's going,
"Go away, Mum. Go away."
303
00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:07,619
But I'm trying to... make
him be the best he can be.
304
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,378
For instance, if he came
in here and he met you...
305
00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:13,418
- Me? Oh, yeah.
- Right. He would...
306
00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:15,778
He would just be, you
know, think you were tops.
307
00:13:15,779 --> 00:13:19,298
And then if he went away,
right, and he went back home
308
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,937
to the bathroom with an image of you.
309
00:13:21,938 --> 00:13:23,110
Your lips.
310
00:13:23,142 --> 00:13:25,141
Like, say, he's... he's got
311
00:13:25,142 --> 00:13:27,021
your lips in his mind.
312
00:13:27,022 --> 00:13:29,260
- Yeah.
- And then he takes that back.
313
00:13:29,261 --> 00:13:31,300
- You know, be just imagining...
- Could be anyone's though.
314
00:13:31,301 --> 00:13:33,820
No, it'd be your lips that
he'd be, like, imagining.
315
00:13:33,821 --> 00:13:36,180
That is healthy.
316
00:13:36,181 --> 00:13:38,660
What he's doing...
317
00:13:38,661 --> 00:13:42,059
I just... I despair, you know.
318
00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:44,219
I think you're not alone there, Carol.
319
00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:46,059
I think there's a
whole wave of young boys
320
00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:48,299
going through puberty, turning into men
321
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,898
who think that finishing
on a woman's face
322
00:13:50,923 --> 00:13:53,529
is the normal way to end lovemaking.
323
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,538
Sorry, "finishing"? What?
324
00:13:56,539 --> 00:14:00,377
Um, because they see so
many cumshots in pornography.
325
00:14:00,378 --> 00:14:03,288
- They... It's absolutely...
- Okay.
326
00:14:03,313 --> 00:14:05,765
I don't know how we got there,
327
00:14:06,393 --> 00:14:08,257
but I'm pretty sure that that is a topic
328
00:14:08,258 --> 00:14:11,536
that is not appropriate to
talk about in the workplace.
329
00:14:12,697 --> 00:14:15,056
Completely. Sorry, Carol.
330
00:14:15,057 --> 00:14:17,256
Car 72, please report.
331
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,336
Car 72.
332
00:14:19,337 --> 00:14:22,136
Car 72. No activity.
333
00:14:28,336 --> 00:14:31,463
This amazing thing happened
to me the other day.
334
00:14:31,488 --> 00:14:32,640
Mmm.
335
00:14:33,432 --> 00:14:35,992
Have you ever seen a
dog get hit by a car?
336
00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:39,470
Is this the amazing thing
or is this a separate...?
337
00:14:39,471 --> 00:14:41,190
- No, this is it.
- Okay. No.
338
00:14:41,191 --> 00:14:43,390
- Have you seen one get hit?
- Nup.
339
00:14:43,391 --> 00:14:45,950
Heard the noise they make?
340
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:48,630
I was walking past that as
it happened the other day,
341
00:14:48,631 --> 00:14:51,229
and this dog was...
342
00:14:51,230 --> 00:14:54,961
Bang! A bit of stuff shot out its back.
343
00:14:54,985 --> 00:14:57,344
- Oh. come on. What?
- Yeah, that's what happens.
344
00:14:57,345 --> 00:14:59,863
Like a bum gun kind of
experience for the dog.
345
00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:01,423
But there was this old man
346
00:15:01,424 --> 00:15:03,023
just across the road who was grieving.
347
00:15:03,024 --> 00:15:04,543
You know, obviously his dog.
348
00:15:04,544 --> 00:15:06,983
So I picked the dog up and
I've gone over to him...
349
00:15:06,984 --> 00:15:08,463
- Did you?
- Yeah.
350
00:15:08,464 --> 00:15:10,462
All right. Why? Oh,
you've just been to church.
351
00:15:10,463 --> 00:15:13,982
He was like... Oh, there was
tears rolling down his face.
352
00:15:13,983 --> 00:15:16,142
I thought, "The least I
can do is help bury it."
353
00:15:16,143 --> 00:15:17,662
And, anyway, so halfway through...
354
00:15:17,663 --> 00:15:20,461
It was very hot. It was a
hot day. I had my shirt off.
355
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,461
And I was just kind
of picking away and...
356
00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:25,701
What? You were just digging
a hole with your shirt off?
357
00:15:25,702 --> 00:15:28,181
With an old man and a dead dog? Okay.
358
00:15:28,182 --> 00:15:29,980
We buried it. We said a little prayer.
359
00:15:29,981 --> 00:15:32,220
I had some in my mind,
having just been to the...
360
00:15:32,221 --> 00:15:36,340
You know, my... my weekly cleanse.
361
00:15:36,341 --> 00:15:37,820
- Yeah.
- And, uh...
362
00:15:37,821 --> 00:15:40,339
Then he was still in
such a state so I said,
363
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,059
"What can I do for you? Can
I make you a strong drink?"
364
00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:48,019
"Or a cup of chai or
whatever the elderly have?"
365
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:51,898
And he said, "Well,
when I feel like this,"
366
00:15:51,899 --> 00:15:53,898
"when I'm in grief,"
367
00:15:53,899 --> 00:15:56,298
"I sometimes... I like a tub."
368
00:15:56,991 --> 00:15:58,778
Tub of what?
369
00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:01,577
Like, a, you know, a hot tub.
370
00:16:01,578 --> 00:16:04,097
- You mean a spa bath?
- Yeah.
371
00:16:04,098 --> 00:16:06,057
- A hot tub?
- A jacuzzi. Whatever.
372
00:16:06,058 --> 00:16:07,617
Right.
373
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:10,456
So there we were, we
were in the tub, right.
374
00:16:10,457 --> 00:16:12,656
- And then...
- Hang on. Hang on.
375
00:16:12,657 --> 00:16:14,176
- You were in the tub?
- Mmm.
376
00:16:14,177 --> 00:16:15,976
- With him.
- Yeah.
377
00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:18,936
Just you and an old
man having a hot tub.
378
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,895
- I had my undies on.
- Okay.
379
00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:25,375
When did your pants come off?
I still had you in your pants.
380
00:16:25,376 --> 00:16:27,415
Why would I... why
would I get my pants wet?
381
00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:29,574
- They were my church pants.
- Mmm.
382
00:16:29,575 --> 00:16:31,774
Would you hop in a
jacuzzi with pants on?
383
00:16:31,775 --> 00:16:34,054
- Not with an old man. No.
- Well...
384
00:16:34,055 --> 00:16:35,534
- So...
- So...
385
00:16:35,535 --> 00:16:38,014
- Can I finish the story?
- I wish you would.
386
00:16:38,015 --> 00:16:39,893
So then something really weird happened.
387
00:16:39,894 --> 00:16:42,573
Oh, THEN "something
really weird happened".
388
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:45,533
From under the water, right,
389
00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:47,453
I feel this movement.
390
00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:50,972
You know, like, the
sensory feeling of movement
391
00:16:50,973 --> 00:16:52,692
of water coming towards me.
392
00:16:52,693 --> 00:16:54,332
So his hand is moving.
393
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,812
It's, like, Gollum-like
through the water.
394
00:16:56,813 --> 00:16:58,452
Translucent in form.
395
00:16:58,453 --> 00:17:01,211
And then he just
rested it ever so gently
396
00:17:01,212 --> 00:17:02,731
on my upper thigh.
397
00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:05,211
And his... like, I can
just feel his old nails
398
00:17:05,212 --> 00:17:08,012
just... just digging in a little there.
399
00:17:10,661 --> 00:17:12,771
And then I looked up...
400
00:17:14,335 --> 00:17:16,615
and he was no longer grieving.
401
00:17:18,051 --> 00:17:21,930
He had a... just a
slight smile on his face.
402
00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:27,210
So then I just...
403
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,168
gently removed his hand.
404
00:17:32,077 --> 00:17:33,320
And that was that.
405
00:17:39,527 --> 00:17:42,233
I don't think you should
tell anyone else that story.
406
00:17:42,258 --> 00:17:44,897
- No?
- Nup. Nup.
407
00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:48,549
Intelligence indicates the drug shipment
408
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:51,308
may have links to an
international drug syndicate.
409
00:17:51,309 --> 00:17:53,388
Operation Big Red just got bigger.
410
00:17:57,749 --> 00:18:00,187
Have I ever told you this one?
411
00:18:00,188 --> 00:18:03,067
- How I pissed on his head?
- No, go ahead.
412
00:18:03,068 --> 00:18:06,147
Well, you know, we're
sitting around the fire.
413
00:18:06,148 --> 00:18:08,467
I mean, we're pretty pissed, you know.
414
00:18:08,468 --> 00:18:10,266
He couldn't stand her snoring.
415
00:18:10,267 --> 00:18:12,346
So we've been to
Melbourne Cup, you know.
416
00:18:12,347 --> 00:18:16,586
Um, oh, a couple of days before
and I've lost me shoe. Weird.
417
00:18:16,587 --> 00:18:19,346
So he's dragging me out
of their tent, right.
418
00:18:19,347 --> 00:18:22,145
I just needed a piss. I mean,
what else was I gonna do?
419
00:18:22,146 --> 00:18:24,505
I'm thinking, "I'm inside
the tent," you know?
420
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:30,224
Mango. I was with Mango Baxter. Camping.
421
00:18:30,225 --> 00:18:32,504
It is a fine art
422
00:18:32,505 --> 00:18:34,196
the way that you can butcher the story.
423
00:18:34,229 --> 00:18:36,668
I mean, you've got no respect
for three-act structure.
424
00:18:36,669 --> 00:18:38,628
I mean, there's no
beginning, middle or end.
425
00:18:38,629 --> 00:18:40,547
You told me you'd pissed on him,
426
00:18:40,548 --> 00:18:43,307
which was the punchline,
at the beginning.
427
00:18:43,308 --> 00:18:46,467
Why are you in Melbourne,
Melbourne Cup, with no shoe?
428
00:18:46,468 --> 00:18:48,907
- Yeah, I told you about that.
- I didn't know you were camping.
429
00:18:48,908 --> 00:18:50,866
Oh, well, I'm sorry, Mr Shakespeare.
430
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:54,306
I didn't realise I had to have
a third degree to tell a story.
431
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,305
I just... Mate, I couldn't und...
432
00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:58,546
I couldn't understand
head nor tail of it.
433
00:18:58,547 --> 00:19:00,025
- Really?
- Kind of blows my mind.
434
00:19:00,026 --> 00:19:01,865
Why don't you tell it?
Come on, smart arse.
435
00:19:01,866 --> 00:19:03,345
- You tell it.
- No.
436
00:19:03,346 --> 00:19:05,225
No, no. You're such a great storyteller.
437
00:19:05,226 --> 00:19:07,145
William Tell or Shakespeare
or whoever you are.
438
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,264
Why don't you tell it?
439
00:19:09,265 --> 00:19:11,464
All right. All right.
440
00:19:11,465 --> 00:19:13,304
So me... me and Mango.
441
00:19:13,305 --> 00:19:15,424
We've gone camping up the Dandenongs.
442
00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:17,024
- This was a couple of weeks ago.
- Yeah.
443
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,743
It was a beautiful starry
night, balmy weather.
444
00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:22,423
We pitched the tent, lit a fire.
445
00:19:22,424 --> 00:19:24,343
We've got a bottle of Jim Beam.
446
00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:26,223
I think it's time
for a bit of shut-eye.
447
00:19:26,224 --> 00:19:30,582
So I unzip the tent, fold back
the flies and get in there,
448
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,142
hop in my sleeping bag
for a good night of Z's.
449
00:19:33,749 --> 00:19:36,382
And you know me. I snore like a sailor.
450
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:39,221
And Mango, he wants
to go to bed as well.
451
00:19:39,222 --> 00:19:41,981
So he gets into the tent,
but he can't get to sleep
452
00:19:41,982 --> 00:19:44,461
because of my snoring,
and you know what I'm like.
453
00:19:44,462 --> 00:19:46,821
So he drags me just out of the tent,
454
00:19:46,822 --> 00:19:49,900
puts a pillow under my head and
just leaves me to sleep it off
455
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,696
under the stars, near the fire.
456
00:19:52,697 --> 00:19:55,976
And me, I'm a bit pissed. I get
up in the middle of the night.
457
00:19:55,976 --> 00:19:57,975
I need to take... need to take a leak.
458
00:19:57,976 --> 00:20:00,854
So I think I'm still inside the tent.
459
00:20:00,855 --> 00:20:04,214
So I unzip it and take a piss
460
00:20:04,215 --> 00:20:07,414
into what I think is
Mother Nature's glory.
461
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:10,573
And I piss straight onto
Mango Baxter's sleeping bag
462
00:20:10,574 --> 00:20:12,253
and all over his face.
463
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,173
Jeez, he had the shits.
464
00:20:16,574 --> 00:20:19,652
- Same thing happened to me.
- Yeah. Yeah.
465
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,212
Except we'd been to Melbourne
Cup a couple of days before.
466
00:20:22,213 --> 00:20:23,692
Yeah, right.
467
00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:25,812
Mate, my prostate. I gotta go again.
468
00:20:25,813 --> 00:20:27,812
Don't do it in the bucket, Brucey.
469
00:20:27,813 --> 00:20:29,651
- Don't do it in the bucket.
- Come on, mate.
470
00:20:29,652 --> 00:20:32,131
- Do it out in the laneway.
- Oh!
471
00:20:32,132 --> 00:20:34,411
- Come on.
- Fine.
472
00:20:34,412 --> 00:20:36,651
This is Car 72. We have activity.
473
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,691
Ah. Car 72. Go ahead.
474
00:20:38,692 --> 00:20:41,010
We have activity, suspicious male
475
00:20:41,011 --> 00:20:43,290
observed loitering
outside target location.
476
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:47,090
Stand by while Detective Stokes
conducts further investigation.
477
00:20:47,091 --> 00:20:49,889
- Why me?
- Off you go.
478
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:51,689
Well, I don't wanna bother him.
479
00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:54,129
Yes, you do. Look, he's doing a wee now.
480
00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:56,609
- Oh.
- Look, that's a crime in itself.
481
00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:58,585
- Go and reprimand him.
- Who hasn't done that?
482
00:20:58,586 --> 00:21:00,504
Just go and... I
stopped for the dolphin.
483
00:21:00,505 --> 00:21:03,104
- Go and talk to him.
- All right.
484
00:21:03,105 --> 00:21:04,584
- Thank you.
- Jesus.
485
00:21:04,585 --> 00:21:06,064
Thanks for doing me this favour.
486
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,104
- Get off me back.
- Have you got your badge?
487
00:21:08,105 --> 00:21:10,263
- It's in my jacket.
- Put your jacket on.
488
00:21:10,264 --> 00:21:13,183
- It's hot.
- You're representing the police force.
489
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:15,103
Just put it on.
490
00:21:15,104 --> 00:21:17,312
- Got your gun?
- It's in the back somewhere.
491
00:21:17,337 --> 00:21:19,017
Where? Oh, here it is. Cup holder.
492
00:21:20,263 --> 00:21:23,222
Jesus wept.
493
00:21:23,223 --> 00:21:26,302
Excuse me, buddy. Yeah, g'day,
mate. How are you? Sorry.
494
00:21:26,303 --> 00:21:28,862
No, don't wave at him.
He's not your mate.
495
00:21:28,863 --> 00:21:31,101
You shouldn't be taking
a piss on the wall there.
496
00:21:31,102 --> 00:21:35,341
"Hello, friend. I'm Detective
Stokes. Do you like dolphins?"
497
00:21:35,342 --> 00:21:38,501
I'm on a fucking smoko break,
all right. Mind your own business.
498
00:21:38,502 --> 00:21:41,300
- Jesus.
- Look, I really must insist...
499
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,420
that you don't take a...
500
00:21:43,421 --> 00:21:45,861
Gun! Gun! Gun!
501
00:22:20,849 --> 00:22:22,849
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