All language subtitles for Murder.She.Wrote.S10E13.Portrait.of.Death.WEBRip.x264-ION10

[Jessica] Tonight on Murder, She Wrote.

Let's open our hearts,

our pocketbooks...
and our auction.

-Kim Mitchell?
-Jessica?

I heard all about your good fortune.

"Kim Mitchell
of Cabot Cove, Maine,

You've just won
$10 million!"

You didn't come here
to grill me, too, did you?

I can't let Willow Gardens
be touched with scandal.

What?
Did you just fall out of the tree?

You guys are welcome
to get all warm and fuzzy about Jovet,

but I'm not about to turn my back on him.

We made the rent... and then some.

From Miss Mitchell, Sir.

Ah.

Lovely, isn't it?

Stabbed in the back

with a statue of Don Quixote.

I'm sorry, Artie.

I didn't mean
to withhold anything.

Stay the hell away
from my sister!

Get him out of here!

[man] But notice
the underlying narrative,

how the artist imposes
a certain order to the chaos.

Philip, $15,000
is a lot of cash for chaos.

Frankly, I hate it.

Who said anything about liking it?

Sondra, remember last year...

that oil on wood
you absolutely loathed?

It did triple in value,
I'll grant you that...

Less due to your judgment

than the artist killing himself

in that spectacular fashion.

Bungee jumping.
Tragic, but public.

-All right, I'll take it.
-Good.

Maybe I'll get lucky again.

Kim! Darling!

Sondra,
Kim Mitchell's hosting the charity auction

for the Willow Gardens Boys' School.

-It's in my calendar.
-Good.

I'm sure I can find something to donate.

Eh, Philip?

Kisses.

Philip, we have a problem.
This Walt Yoder.

Let me guess...
You hung it for a week,

and it bores you.
No problem, pick out something else.

No, no, that isn't it.
I saw this Sarah Graff

with a different number
in the Village yesterday

at a third of the price.

They must've mismarked it.
Somebody got a steal.

Funny you should use that word.

Philip, don't do this to me.

Kim, look,
I've just located an Alexis Hill.

It'll be yours with my compliments.

Mrs. Hannah! How are you?

-Kim Mitchell?
-Jessica?

Ha ha!
I heard you took a place in New York.

Yes, on West 60th Street.

Oh, what a lovely surprise.

I heard all about your good fortune.

It was a magazine sweepstakes, was it?

Yes, it was. Oh, they came to my door

with a television camera

and a six-foot-long check.

"Kim Mitchell of Cabot Cove, Maine,

You've just won $10 million!"

-Can you imagine that?
-No, I can't.

Well, it obviously changed
your lifestyle dramatically.

Oh, that's the understatement
of the decade.

For starters, I've been living here
for 11 months now.

And listen, Jessica,
I have a lunch date

-with my stepbrother Mark.
-You remember him.

-Of course.
-Why don't you join us?

We'll all catch up. My treat.

Yes, Yes. But I have to go next door first

because my printer is on the blink,

and I've got the coffee shop

running off some things for me.

Aw, sweetie,
it's written all over your face.

They see I didn't go to college,

I'm out the door.

Your sister's making, like, what...

$400,000 a year, tax-free,

for the next 20 years?

She can support you, me

and a couple of zip codes. Ha ha!

Teddy, I can't go on living off of her.

Actually,
I've been thinking about asking her

to help me out with college tuition.

Wait a minute. I am not planning

on working as a glorified gofer
for the next four years.

Not again.

Uh-huh. Today, it's Chez Maison.

on Sis.

That's more like it.

You know that nice account supervisor

I was telling you about... Mr. Nichols?

He said he'd love to take me there.

Tell me, do you get up there often?

Things got very weird in Cabot Cove

when I hit the jackpot.

Oh, in what way?

People started acting strange toward me...

Old friends. Even Mike Pettibon.
You remember Mike.

Mike and I had a real thing going.

The money, I think,
threatened his masculinity.

Money can do that sometimes.

[laughs]

Mark, have you moved down
to the city as well?

I came down for a job interview,

and I've been
under Kim's roof ever since.

What's a big sister for?

Anyway, you'll get something soon.

Um, Kim...

Teddy and I have been thinking

that I would be out
from underneath your feet

if I had my own place...
Nothing fancy.

We saw this darling little apartment

overlooking the East River.

They only want $50,000 down.

Teddy.

I was talking about a rental.

I didn't realize you two were so serious.

Oh.

Jessica, did you know

that Kim has a significant other,
as they say?

Kim?

Somebody I can trust.

I've become very paranoid about people

who take a sudden interest in me.

Well, I've never been
on the receiving end

of a six-foot-long check myself,

but I think I can
understand what you mean.

You'll see why Bert's so special.

A stockbroker
who refuses to take me on as a client.

He's wonderful, Jessica.

The real blessing this money's given me

is the freedom
to pursue my lifelong dream.

Sculpture?

Are you still cleaning up
the environment?

Turning junk into art.

It's the best thing
you've ever done, Kim.

Oh. You're a dear, Bert.

But no, it's just, uh...

No, it's just not there yet.

You're being much too demanding
of yourself, darling.

You're a love.

Why is it you can find
just the right spot on my back

that needs scratching?

Well, not quite always.

I'm afraid I'm not having a lot of luck

finding your brother a job.

These days, Ivy Leaguers
with Masters degrees

are fighting over mailroom jobs.

Hmm. I'll keep asking around, though.

Thanks, Bert.

You'd better get cleaned up.

Dr. Swope will be along any time now.

Right. Gee, can you imagine?

Prep school headmasters lining up

for an audience with moi.

Well, it's nice of you to call, Mr. Jovet.

No, we're very grateful to you,
Mrs. Fletcher.

I couldn't have been more delighted

when Kim told me
you'd be contributing to the auction.

I've heard so many wonderful things
about your books.

Ha ha! Well, thank you.

Tell me, what kind of piece

will you be donating?

Well, uh...

it's a still life by Jabes Stone.

He's quite well-known
in New England.

Yes, I know who he is, Mrs. Fletcher.

Tell me, given the sophisticated tastes
of our clientele,

Are you sure you couldn't find
something a little more...

shall we say, timely?

Mr. Jovet, I don't pretend
to be an expert on such things,

but, uh, I was under the impression

that one of the yardsticks
by which art is judged

is its timelessness.

Or has all that changed?

Of course not, Mrs. Fletcher.

But I'm sure you've noticed,

when you visited the gallery,

we've moved beyond pretty pictures.

Yes, yes, I... I did notice.

Frankly, Mr. Jovet,
I find your attitude surprising.

Uh, however,
since it's for Kim's favorite charity,

I'll drop it off in the morning.

-Thank you.
-Good-bye.

Ha!

Miss Mitchell... Kim...

The Willow Garden boys are gonna love
the new football gear,

and they'll just have to learn to live

with the new science lab equipment,

which you have most generously provided.

So from them, and from me,
our thanks.

Dr. Swope, is old Mr. Hucko

still teaching English?

Yeah.

in fact, he asked me
to remember to you...

something about a book report
you still owe.

[laughter]

[forced laughter]

Pardon me.

I made the crab puffs myself,
Mr. Mitchell.

They look fabulous, Frances.

No, thank you.

Miss Mitchell?

I'll have one!

[doorbell rings]

That woman's got an attitude.

Come on, Teddy.

Good evening, Mr. Jovet.

Frances! Oh, I've got it.

You used to work
for Walter and Betsy Horak

out in the Hamptons, right?

I'm afraid not, Sir.

Oh. God, I love this space.

Oh, do forgive the intrusion.

Kim, as promised, the Alexis Hill.

Oh, Philip, I love it!

You'd better ask how much it is first.

Oh, Mark, it's a gift.

Kim, your work
is getting better and better.

Let's have a talk next week...

about giving you a one-woman show.

Good night, all.

Did you hear what he said?

About my sculpture?

And me? A one-woman show!

Sis, I don't want to pop your balloon,

but you know what kind of guy he is.

Mark could be right.

Among my clients who invest
in the art market,

Mr. Jovet does not have
the greatest reputation.

Oh, come on.
Will you get off his case?

You guys are welcome
to get all warm and fuzzy about Jovet,

but I'm not about to turn my back on him.

Oh, lovely, Mrs. Fletcher.

Would you sign your name

and the title of the painting

on the receipt book on the desk?

Certainly, Mr. Jovet.

-Dede?
-Yes, Mr. Jovet?

Philip, my charitable
nature knows no bounds.

Remember...
The Roommate?

the Elizabeth McKay.

It's superb. How could I forget?

Then you should recall selling it to me

three years ago for $50,000,

swearing the work
would go through the roof?

And it should have. How was I to know

the bottom would suddenly fall out
of representational art?

Sign over there for me,
darling, would you?

Well, giving it away

will at least save me
the insurance premiums.

-Mr. Jovet...
-It's Frances, isn't it?

Yes, Sir. From Miss Mitchell, Sir.

Ah.

Lovely, isn't it?

-Exquisite.
-Yes, it is.

Is this going to be auctioned today,
Mr. Jovet?

I haven't decided.
Stack it over there for the time being.

This is so interesting.
Might I take a look about?

-Be my guest.
-Thank you, Sir.

Uh, precious,

I seem to have left
my reading glasses upstairs.

Be a dear and fetch them for me.

Try the dresser in the back bedroom.

Hello.

[indistinct chatter]

Hi.

Good afternoon.

Willow Gardens School for Homeless Boys,

Kearney, Nebraska.

Of course, we take
great pride in athletics.

This year, our football team
was runner-up in its division.

But we take the most pride
in our academics.

Every year, our students
go off to universities coast-to-coast.

Ah, yes.

And this fine fellow, of course, is me.

Now, if I do the digging,

I'm afraid the new science
building we've undertaken...

It'll never get finished.

[laughter]

But, you see...
Could I have some lights?

But, you see, a recent
and most generous gift

by Miss Kim Mitchell

has allowed us to start
the groundbreaking

well ahead of schedule.

Our gratitude, Miss Mitchell.

Please, everyone.

Ladies and gentlemen,
let's open our hearts,

our pocketbooks, and our auction.

Our first offering...
Number seven on your list...

Oh, yes, a charming little still life

entitled A Day's Catch,
by Jabes Stone,

donated by J.B. Fletcher.

-200!
-200? Do I hear 250?

-250!
-350!

350? I hear 350? Do I hear 4?

-500!
-6!

I hear 6. Who'll give me 7?

-700!
-800!

-900!
-9!

-$1,000!
-I hear $1,000...

going once, going twice...

and sold...

to Mr. Martin Gross for 1,000.

Lovely!

Will you be in town long, Doctor?

Well, I hope long enough

to get to know you better.

And now we have a truly remarkable work

by an artist just coming into her own.

The Relentless Warrior
by Kim Mitchell.

We've had a jump bid of $1,500
by Mr. Bert Lown.

Going once, going twice...

and sold to Mr. Lown for 1,500.

Next up, number 24...

An oil on canvas, The Roommate
by Elizabeth McKay--

Philip...that's not my painting.

That's not The Roommate.

Uh, Dede?

Beats me, Mr. Jovet.
I'll have to look in the back.

Oh, never mind.
We'll move on for now.

My apologies, Mrs. Arthur.

We'll sort this out later.

And here's an artist
familiar to most of you...

Laurie Witt,
and one of her popular Manhattan scenes.

Bidding begins at an affordable $2,500.

Come on, honey. Our first art

for our first apartment.

Teddy, we don't have the money
to buy the frame.

Silly, your sister could give it to us
as a housewarming gift.

Ah! I hear 2,500.
Do I hear 3,000?

Going once, going twice...

and sold for $2,500

to the lovely young lady
with Mr. Mitchell.

Teddy?

Oh, my God.
Do you know what you just did?

You want to pick it up on Monday?

Of course, Mr. Lown.

I'll have it ready for you.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Uh, forgetting something, Mr. Mitchell?

Come on, Jovet,
you know as well as I do

that she didn't mean to bid.

I must insist you honor the commitment.

Yeah. Well...

I insist you get your oily hands off me.

and while you're at it,
stay the hell away from my sister!

-Mark?
-Break it up!

Get him out of here!

Let's go!

My apologies, everybody.

Please do stay
and enjoy the refreshments.

Mark!

I should never have brought him.

It's all right, darling.

Well, no one was hurt.

I think he just had
a little too much of the grape.

Don't worry about the misunderstanding.

I'll pay for Teddy's gaffe.

Oh, no, Bert. I couldn't let you...

I don't want to hear
another word about it.

Excuse me.

Do you believe him?

You didn't lie.

[indistinct chatter]

Splendid job, Mr. Jovet.

Oh, your checks, Dr. Swope...

made out to the Foundation,
as you asked.

Very good. How'd we do?

$220,000.

Oh, my gosh. That is lovely.

So if I'm not mistaken,
your fee comes to...

$22,000. Yes?

You're very mistaken, Doctor.

The gallery's share
comes to considerably more than that.

Excuse me?

The gallery's share of these proceeds

will be exactly half... $110,000...

payable in cash
no later than one hour

after the banks open tomorrow.

What the hell are you talking about?

I'm a man who likes to know

who he's dealing with...Doctor.

I made a few phone calls,

got some interesting responses.

Well, I don't know what you mean.

There's one call I haven't yet made...

to the police.

Your checks, Doctor.

Did we have a good day, Mr. Jovet?

We made the rent... and then some.

Good night, Dede.

Where are you going?
You were dying to watch the game.

I changed my mind.
I want to pick up tomorrow's paper

and check out
the employment listings,

get a jump on the competition.

Great. You're still bent out of shape

over this afternoon, aren't you?

I've been happier, yeah.

You're blaming me, is that it?

Well, don't expect to find me here
when you get back!

Mr. Mitchell.

Is he all right?

Frances, get a life, OK?

He doesn't need a nanny.

Look, everything's fine, Sondra.

I reported the loss of your painting,

and the police will be in touch with you.

So you can go ahead
with your insurance claim.

[chattering]

You're welcome. Bye.

[rings]

Reynolds?

No, Mr. Jovet,
this is Jessica Fletcher.

I'm so glad I caught you.

I think I might've left
one of my manuscripts

in your coatroom this afternoon.

Oh, you're in luck, Mrs. Fletcher.

Somebody turned it in.

Look, I was just going to leave.
How soon can you...

-Uhh!
-Mr. Jovet?

Are you all right? Mr. Jovet?

So I'm still liable
for 50 bucks a card, and I have...

I mean, I had
an awful lot of credit cards.

-[chattering]
-Oh, yeah.

Let me know if something turns up,

by some miracle.

It's embarrassing.

I was pickpocketed
on the subway coming in.

The old bump-and-stall.

Hmm. Meanwhile, back at the homicide,

like it or else, Jessica,
you're my ear witness.

Ear witness?
That's very good, Artie.

Thanks. I should get paid for it.

Anyway, you're on the phone
with Jovet when he gets killed.

Do you hear any sounds
in the background?

Well, just a groan.
I did hear footsteps

after his body fell, but that's all.

Stabbed in the back
with a statue of Don Quixote.

Robbery. Nice, simple motive.

His watch and his wallet gone.

Robbery, Artie? I'm not so sure.

Excuse me, Miss Fletcher.

Lieutenant, no forced entry,

nobody tripped the alarm system.

so it figures that our victim
knew his killer

and let him in,
or the killer had a key.

In either case, I'd say
we've got premeditated murder here.

Thanks for the theory, Henderson.

You were saying?

Well, a $25,000 price tag,

and it's quite small.

Right, right.

A thief could put that
under his coat in a second,

so why just settle
for a watch and a wallet?

Henderson, you were right.

I must have robbery on the brain.

Artie, the notation here
on Mr. Jovet's notepad...

"Reynolds."
That's what he said

when he answered the phone,

as if he was expecting
this Reynolds to call.

Artists have agents.
We'll check Jovet's files and phone book.

Excuse me again, but apparently,

there was a real robbery here.

Dede... Mrs. Gorman...
claims to have reported

a painting missing last night.
It's called The Roommate.

Of course.
There was a foul-up during the auction,

and they couldn't find it.

A painting's gone in the afternoon,

and there is a murder at night.

I cannot connect the two.

By the way, have you got
those lottery tickets we bought?

We're in the middle
of a murder investigation.

You're talking lottery ticket?

I don't want to let myself
get too excited,

but these winning numbers
look a lot like the ones

I remember on our ticket.

The jackpot is 2 million, and...

You're kidding.

I'll talk to you about it later, OK?

-But...
-I said later.

Give you a lift, Jessica?

[Sondra]
I don't usually drink in the afternoon,

but then, I don't usually have
the police here in the morning.

-Here, Let me.
-Thank you.

They don't think that you have anything

to do with this... this murder, do they?

Who knows what they think?

Did you know Philip Jovet well?

You didn't come here
to grill me, too, did you?

No, not at all.
But you must understand

that a man in my position...

what with this murder and everything...

I can't let Willow Gardens
be touched with scandal.

I admire your...

dedication, Arthur.

And your private life?

Well, that can be touched, Sondra...

Gently.

I just can't seem to get
Philip Jovet out of my mind.

I mean, you hear about violence nonstop,

but when it's somebody you know,
that you just saw...

[Frances]
Excuse me, ma'am.

Uh, hello.

I'm sorry to barge in like this,

but I need to have a word
with Mrs. Fletcher.

What is it, Artie?

Jessica, how come you didn't tell me

that Mark Mitchell
took a poke at Jovet?

Oh. I'm sorry, Artie.

I didn't mean to withhold anything.

it simply never occurred to me

that it had anything to do
with the murder.

According to Dede,
Jovet's assistant,

"Brother Marcus"
had an ongoing feud with the victim.

Mr. Mitchell?

Yes?

For the record, you don't deny

taking a swing at Mr. Jovet?

Of course not.

My only regret is that I didn't deck him.
He had it coming.

You're leading up
to a justifiable homicide.

Oh, Lieutenant,
my brother's not a murderer.

She's right, Lieutenant.
Besides, ask around.

there must be a list
as long as the FDR Drive

of people who hated Jovet.

He had the reputation of a pickpocket.

Look, Miss Mitchell
is upset enough

that her sculpture was used
as a murder weapon,

so we'd appreciate it
if you'd just make your point

and then leave us alone.

Done.

Our lab turned up some prints
on the sculpture.

There were yours, Mr. Mitchell.

Seems that the NCIC had them on file,

along with a record
of several other arrests...

You know, up at Cabot Cove.

He was a teenager, for God's sake.

Thanks, Sis.
I can take care of myself.

I was showing it off to people
before the auction.

He's right. I saw him
with the sculpture in his hand.

Where were you at 9 PM last night?

Me? Um...

-Teddy and I went to dinner.
-We caught a movie.

OK. I left about 8:30

and went to Jovet's gallery.

He let me in.

I was angry as hell
for what he pulled on Kim

and what he did to Teddy and me.

I tried to get your check back, Bert,

but he flat-out refused.

I was ready to beat the hell out of him.

Anyway, I chilled out and I left.

He was still alive.

Get your coat.

Look, it's only for questioning.

They haven't charged him with a crime.

The night's still young.

Kim, I am so sorry over the alibi,

but Mark looked like a deer
stunned in the headlights.

So you wound up punching
his lights out instead.

I wouldn't hurt him for the world.

Like I just told the Lieutenant,

When Mark said he was going out

to get the job section of the paper,

I split from your loft

and went back to my place.

Anyone see you?

What? Did you just fall out of the tree?

I hardly knew Jovet!

I'll see you around.

I really do try to see
the best in people,

but with her...

Oh. The Wall Street Journal.

Teddy?

Bert?

Oh, he was probably just giving her
some stock tips.

You see? Over-the-counter,

cheap stuff... That's all Teddy
could afford.

Yeah, you can release her
on my recognizance.

Will you put her on?

Bloomingdale's.
Store alarms went off.

My wife tried to use a credit card

that I thought was in my wallet.

-[yelling]
-Doris, relax.

Will you, please, Doris?

I... I reported the card stolen.

I just didn't report it to you.

-Doris...
-[yelling]

Doris, I will see you
at home in an hour, OK?

Yeah, yeah. Mwah.

Henderson...

I do not want to talk
about the lottery ticket.

Fine. Let's talk
about Philip Jovet's date book.

Look.

You're absolutely right, darling.
Teddy called

and asked me for some tips
on cheapo stocks.

I had one of the interns
at the office pick a few.

That's all of it.

Oh, this murder,
your concern about Mark...

It's gonna be OK.

Well, you do seem
to be in good hands,

so I think I'll be running along.

I'm sorry, Jessica.
I'm such a mess tonight.

[doorbell rings]

Mr. Mitchell.

[Kim] Mark!

Good evening,
Miss Mitchell.

We finally turned an alibi for him.

The two women
who owned the pet boutique next door

were closing up
and saw Mark leave when he said.

They could see Jovet was still alive.

Thank God.

That's the good news.

This item in Jovet's date book

says he spent
a week last summer at Bar Harbor

with somebody with the initials of K.M.

Would you care to comment on that,
Miss Mitchell?

I...

Philip and I had a brief affair.

It was over months ago,

long before I met you, Bert.

Lieutenant,
you have our statements.

We were together all evening.

Right. Conveniently slumming,

having dinner in Grand Central Station
at a vending machine

that can neither corroborate or deny.

But, Artie, why would she kill him?

Rejection, revenge, jealousy...

motive du jour.

Mr. Lown, you sure you don't want
to rethink your story?

I was afraid Mark would lose it

and go after Philip.

So I went to the gallery

in the hopes that I could
straighten things out.

when I got there,
it was locked up tight.

I guess Mark had already been there.

for all I know, Philip was already dead.

You didn't let yourself
into that apartment,

go down the stairs into
that gallery and kill him?

The victim's first entry

the day after he got back
to Manhattan from Bar Harbor...

he wrote... "key for K.M."

You wouldn't still happen
to have that key, would you?

My God.

His assistant Dede told us

she had the key duplicated for you.

Besides which...
we've already established

that your fingerprints
are on the murder weapon.

Artie?

Jessica, we are talking means, motive,

opportunity
and a false statement to the police.

Miss Mitchell, this is
going to be a charge

of first-degree murder.

I...

[sobbing]

Jessica, I'm so sorry for the lies

about my relationship
with Philip Jovet.

I was just so terrified I'd lose Bert

if he found out.

I understand.

and he was such a dear
the way he took it.

It was all the sweepstakes money,
you know.

Philip was just all over me.

And surprise, surprise... Little Kim
bought into the strokes,

the attention.

I had it all figured out
before we even got back from Maine.

He admitted I was right.

Our relationship
was basically professional from then on.

And your key to his apartment?

I forgot about it.
He forgot about it.

You know, sometimes I wish
I could just give all the money back.

Some line-up.

Did you know that all pickpockets
look alike?

For what it's worth,
the newspaper reported

that a winning lottery ticket
was purchased in Manhattan...

2 million.

Listen, if that's our winning ticket,

I promise I'll make it up to you.

Any luck with the missing painting?

The Roommate? Nah.

Jovet tore this
out of a two-year-old catalogue.

We circulated it, but no cigar.

And this Mr. Reynolds...

The one that Mr. Jovet jotted
on his notepad?

The agent... Zip.

What kind of an artist
would want to be represented

by an agent that nobody can find?

Artie...the Treasury has agents,

the FBI, the CIA!

That is worth taking a shot at.

Start with the FBI.

Why would Philip call them?

[line rings]

Yeah, Lieutenant Arthur Gelber, NYPD.

Listen, do you have
an agent named Reynolds around there?

Yes, we have a Reynolds.

They got one in stock.
Thomas B.,

Fugitive Division.

Uh, yeah. Agent Reynolds?

Look, have you been contacted

by a guy named Philip Jovet recently?

-[chattering]
-Uh-huh, right.

-Right, terrific.
-I'll get back to you.

-Good news?
-More like no news.

All Reynolds got that Saturday afternoon
was a message from Jovet.

When he called him back that night,
the line was busy,

the phone
probably lying there on the floor

next to his body.

so we may never know
why Jovet called.

Look, why don't you make it easy on us

and let us in on where you ditched
the victim's watch and wallet?

Lieutenant, I didn't kill anybody.

Artie, what about the painting?

The painting was stolen hours
before the murder.

Hang in, Kim.

I have a feeling that Mrs. Arthur

may have some answers for us.

I rely on the advice
of dealers like Mr. Jovet.

He convinced me that this artist...

this Elizabeth McKay...
would become very hot.

Ah. Any particular reason?

She was a convicted murderer

serving a life sentence.

Why a painting he touted me onto

three years ago for 50,000

is worth only 5 today is beyond me.

Yes, I'll get back my 50,000

from the insurance company
if nobody finds it.

but I had nothing to do with its theft.

So I'm afraid there isn't much I can say

to help your friend Kim.

And in the three years,
no one came to you

with an offer for The Roommate?

Not one.

The charity auction was a chance

to give the damn thing away
for a tax write-off.

That nice Dr. Swope...

Now I'm a little embarrassed.

What I had to offer wasn't very much

for such a worthy cause.

And because the picture was stolen,

I ended up giving
Willow Gardens nothing.

Well, I'm quite sure that the school

will be pleased to get a check.

I've already written one.

I wanted to give it
to Dr. Swope personally,

but I never got the name of his hotel.

Oh.

Anyway, I saved the school newsletter.

They handed it out at the auction.

So I'll just mail it in.

Maybe you have helped Kim after all.

That Mrs. Arthur,
at the slideshow the other day...

Do you recall seeing a photo of Dr. Swope

breaking ground for the science building?

With a shovel. Yes, why?

Well,
there's an asterisk under the calendar

that indicates that "due to heavy rain,

the groundbreaking
will be postponed until next month."

[man] Yes, this is
the Willow Gardens School for Boys.

You say we've met, Mrs. Fletcher?

That's right, Doctor.

We met this last weekend in New York...

Your charity auction
at the Jovet gallery?

Mrs. Fletcher, I assure you

I haven't been to
New York City in two years.

Oh, have they moved?

Beats me, lady.
I was told to take the name off.

The two-month rental is up.

-Only two months?
-Yeah.

-Mostly transients in this building.

Must've been real cozy

when the "and associates"
showed up.

[laughs]

Hope they liked each other.

They barely had enough room
to work on margin.

[laughing]

A dial tone. Thank heavens.

Get it? Stockbrocker's margin?

[laughing]

-Lieutenant Gelber.
-Hello, Artie?

Yeah. right. That is worth a shot.

Those checks they took in
should clear by today.

Look, I gotta step on it.
Thanks, Jessica.

Hey, Henderson, what's the matter?

You look like someone
took your last nickel.

Close. Our winning lottery ticket...

some guy just walked
into the lottery office with it

to claim the two mil.

-Our pickpocket?
-Looks like it.

I told 'em to hold him.

Bunko's gonna pick him up for us.

Bless you, Henderson.

Let's go.

[indistinct chatter]

Hold it, gentlemen! Us?

Artie, Henderson.

Jessica, what's this all about?

It's about charity fraud,
grand larceny

and possibly murder.

-Murder?
-Ridiculous!

The less you say
the better, Mr. Lown.

And the same goes for your friend,
whatever his name is.

The checks cleared, Lieutenant.

With only a phone and no broker's licence,

it's not too surprising
you were so reluctant

to take Kim Mitchell on as a client.

And the con, Jessica?

It was clever, Artie.
As a graduate of Willow Gardens,

Mr. Lown regularly receives
the school newsletter.

That's how they could be
reasonably sure

of the real Dr. Swope's
comings and goings.

So they wouldn't cross wires

with the school's
regular fundraising activities.

And Mr. Lown here finds the mark?

Exactly. In this case,

Kim Mitchell contributed
her own money,

and then, with your gentle urging, Bert,

innocently helped arrange
the biggest part of your sting.

Jovet's gallery, the auction,

Jovet gets wise, so you kill him...

or not.

It just as well could've been
Miss Mitchell.

[gasps]

All right, in any case,

Lock up these two guys.
I'll get the bag.

All right, let's go.

Oh!

What have they got in there? Lead?

I thought it was empty.

I thought it was empty.

Gold coins.

These guys were really ready to travel.

You know, Artie,
I don't think they killed Jovet.

And I'm sure it wasn't Kim.

That look again. OK, who?

I think it has to do
with the missing painting... The Roommate.

Would you mind including me
in this conversation?

I'm sorry. That FBI agent...

-What was his name?
-Tom Reynolds. What about him?

Reynolds, that's it!
Could you call him?

There are a couple
of questions I'd like you to ask him.

It'll be worth it,

If only because maybe then...

I will find out what you're talking about.

[dialing]

Mrs. Fletcher.

Oh. Teddy,
I didn't expect to find you here.

Mutual. I took the afternoon off.

What are you doing here?

I was just picking up
some papers for Kim.

-Have you seen Mark?
-No, no.

But there's a note on the desk

asking you to meet him
at Chez Maison.

-Thanks a lot.
-Mm-hmm.

Mrs. Fletcher,
I didn't hear you come in.

May I help you find something?

Thank you, Frances.

but I've already found
what I was looking for.

The bag you used
to deliver Kim's sculpture

to Philip Jovet's gallery.

Oh?

It's the same bag

in which you placed
the Elizabeth McKay painting...

The Roommate... when you stole it.

Me?

Why would I do a thing like that?

You were afraid
someone might recognize

that the woman
in the painting was you.

Mrs. Fletcher,
I only got a quick look at that painting,

but wasn't the woman blonde and blue-eyed?

Yes, she was.

Those shadows... at first glance,
they could be blinds,

but then I realized
what they really were.

Shadows cast by prison bars.

The bracelet is for prisoners' ID.

When your hair rinse
has been washed out

and your brown contact lenses removed,

I'm sure you'll look exactly like her,

like who you really are...

not Frances McMahon
from San Francisco,

but Wanda Rae Skotnik
from Kansas City...

Elizabeth McKay's cellmate

and inmate
at the Missouri women's prison,

where you'd been serving
30 years to life for murder,

till a year ago, when you escaped.

[laughs]
That is totally ridicu...

You're pulling this right out of the air.

Not quite.
It came out of the FBI's fugitive file.

You see Wanda, you killed Philip Jovet

without realizing
that he had made the connection,

that he'd already tried
to contact the FBI about you.

OK, Mrs. Fletcher.

So you're a very bright lady...

to figure all this out,

too bright for your own good.

Drop it!

Henderson, read the lady her rights.

You have the right to remain silent.

You have the right
to an attorney.

Forget it. I know the drill.

It never bothered me all that much...

Jovet finding out who I was...

until I got to the gallery
with Kim's sculpture

and saw that painting.

Exquisite.

I figured then I was in trouble.

And I knew I had to get my hands on it

and get it out of people's sight,
especially his.

And a few moments later,
you left the gallery with it.

It didn't register with me at the time

that your bag wasn't empty,

but actually contained the painting.

Right. And after that,

I yanked that thing
out of the frame and tore it up.

But I was afraid
that Jovet would remember

and would realize it was me.

I started working for Kim

right before she went
to Maine with...him.

So you knew about the key
to his apartment.

Yeah. and I remembered
where she kept it.

So after everyone left for the evening,

I grabbed it...

and I headed for his place.

I entered his apartment from the street

and went downstairs.
[phone rings]

His phone rang.

Probably my call to him
about my manuscript.

Oh, yes, you're in luck,
Mrs. Fletcher.

Somebody turned it in.

I was just leaving.
How soon can you...

Uhh!
Mr. Jovet?

Are you all right?
Mr. Jovet?

Lousy break...

Mrs. Arthur deciding to donate
that painting.

There was no way I was gonna spend

the best years of my life
in a stinkin' prison cell.

[Artie]
Wrong, Miss Skotnik.

Only it'll probably be two cells.

You'll finish your sentence in Missouri,

and then New York will want you.

That kind of variety
ought to be good for the soul.

Cuff her.

Detective Henderson?
Please have him come right up, Richie.

Thank you.

Well, when do you start
your classes, Mark?

Next week, thanks
to my big sister's generosity.

I feel as if I already qualify
for a graduate degree

on who not to get
romantically involved with.

That goes for me, too.

All right, are you ready
to hear something ironic?

Philip Jovet is going to give me
a one-woman show after all.

Wow! A really prestigious gallery
in San Francisco

saw a photograph
of The Relentless Warrior

in the newspaper coverage
of the Jovet murder.

The brochures are being printed
as we speak.

Kim, that is so exciting!

The show gonna include
the murder weapon?

No way. I never want to see it again.

[knock on door]

As soon as the DA's finished using it
for evidence,

I'm gonna have it melted down.

-Mrs. Fletcher?
-Come on inside.

-Your wallet, Lieutenant.
-Fantastic.

They caught the pickpocket?

Yeah... your desk chair.
The cleaning crew

found it wedged
between the back and the side.

Well, what happened
to the winning lottery ticket?

and the alleged pickpocket?

He was a sweet little 85-year-old lady

who the chief had me issue
a personal apology to.

So did we at least win
a consolation prize?

I was a little off, Lieutenant.

We got one number right.

It could've been worse, Artie.

He could've won.

[laughter]