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- Gay?
- Yeah.
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He was pretending?
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Richard brought it in.
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Why would a man pretend to be gay?
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I heard from Marie Hanson.
Her husband's dead.
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She's under arrest.
We got to go to the scene.
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What do you mean, "go to the scene"?
The crime scene?
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Yes.
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- There's a dead guy there?
- Yes, it's a homicide.
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I won't go where somebody's dead.
I have a thing about that.
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You go with him.
He's your husband.
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- Now he's my husband!
- It's a wealthy client. We got to go.
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- We're taking the murder weapon.
- Go ahead.
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Three lawyers?
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- She's in custody?
- In the kitchen.
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- She doesn't remember anything.
- She's represented. I want to see her.
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He's even more dead than I thought.
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That's the most
dead person I've seen.
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BILLY:
Ally.
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You wait. I'll see Mrs. Hanson.
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There's the killer.
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- Client, Ally. Client.
- Right.
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Mrs. Hanson, I'm Billy Thomas
from Cage and Fish.
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Don't say anything.
I'll meet you at the police station.
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MEDIC:
Excuse me.
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I've got blood on me.
I'm a suspect.
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I think...
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Bye.
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VONDA SINGS:
I've been down this road
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The Inmates
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Walking the lineThat's painted by pride
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And I have made mistakes in my life
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That I just can 't hide
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Oh, I believe I am ready
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For what love has to bring
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I got myself together
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Now I'm ready to sing
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I've been searching my soul tonight
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I know there's so much more to life
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Now I know I can shine a light
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To find my way back home
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Oh, baby, yeah
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Oh, yeah
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JOHN:
Don't be embarrassed.
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JOHN: A crime scene is shocking.
It's your first homicide.
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I sometimes get vasovagal.
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Though it's triggered by chickens.
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I get nauseous.
There's nothing wrong with fainting.
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- Elaine?
ELAINE: Yes?
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Unacceptable.
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RICHARD:
With an ax?
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GEORGIA:
I couldn't sleep.
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RICHARD: She did it?
BILLY: She can't remember.
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Slipped her mind. Any evidence?
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Prints. Blood on the clothes.
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- This is over our heads.
BILLY: Why?
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- It's high-profile.
RICHARD: She did it!
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We win, we're heroes. We lose,
she goes to jail. Win-win.
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We've never done a homicide.
We should refer this out.
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We don't need to.
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Did you know that chickens
make John faint?
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BAILIFF: 32771, Commonwealth vs.
Marie Hanson. Murder in the...
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- Plead not guilty.
- We'd be opposing bail.
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Mrs. Hanson has no record.
It's the first charge she's had.
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It's quite a debut.
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She has ties to the community.
There'd be no risk.
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Maybe they'll chip in,
buy her a new hatchet.
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We don't need that.
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We'd post a substantial bond.
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No bail. She'll get treatment
to determine competency.
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Police will take the hatchet.
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On Tuesday, we'll set schedules.
Adjourned.
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You can't fire somebody
because of orientation.
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Of course you can. He said he was gay,
he's not. He's fired.
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See, it happens.
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- He was fired for being straight?
- Yeah.
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You'll say it to a judge?
In open court?
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He was at a hockey game.
How gay can he be?
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- That's your argument?
- A French bistro...
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...needs somebody fey
to move "cream brulee."
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What?
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- I don't remember.
- Anything?
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MARIE:
I just remember going to bed.
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I woke up and I was outside.
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MARIE:
And this policeman brought me back.
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And he was there.
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Dead.
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BILLY: Were you together at bedtime?
MARIE: No. He came home after.
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I suffer from blackouts.
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I could have blacked out, but...
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- God!
- Have you ever been treated for this?
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Yes, I have a doctor.
He's a psychiatrist.
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He's got me on medication.
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BILLY: Was anybody else in the house?
Nobody else lived there?
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MARIE:
No.
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Sorry.
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Is there anything else?
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BILLY:
Would anybody want to harm him?
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Mr. Thomas.
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I must have killed him.
I don't remember doing it.
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But I do remember swinging a hatchet.
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[GASPS AND CLEARS THROAT]
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- Do me a favor and move off a little.
- Why?
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There's a guy over there
who wants to ask me out.
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The good-Iooking one?
Do you know him?
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Never seen him before.
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GEORGIA: You think he'll march over
here and ask you out?
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Ten bucks.
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All right. Bet.
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One second.
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Do you want to ask me out?
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Well, sure.
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Call me.
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I will.
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That's sort of not fair, Renee.
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It's over our heads.
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Think of the publicity.
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High-profile losing, not good.
We still split the fees.
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- I can do this.
RICHARD: I know.
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In the long run, crime doesn't pay.
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Let's farm the case and take the fee.
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Who's the big hitter in town
on murder?
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What an awful place.
Are they themselves criminals?
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Can I help you?
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Richard Fish. We called.
Client, husband, hatchet, bygones.
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How can we help?
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[JOHN'S NOSE WHISTLES]
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We'd like to talk about a referral.
Is Mr. Donnell here?
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- That's me.
RICHARD: Excellent.
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We represent Marie Hanson.
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- Why don't you want to do it?
RICHARD: We worry about our image.
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People think criminal attorneys
are scumsuckers. We can't have that.
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On you it looks good.
Little soot there.
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The client has money.
And single now, if anyone's looking.
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- Just a little more.
- Hey.
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Bygones.
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- What's with you?
- Just taking a moment.
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This is money. You could paint
the place, even fumigate. You in?
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We'll think about it.
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- Friendly group.
- The big one frightens me.
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RICHARD:
He's a big fella.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- You pulled.
- You weren't coming.
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I'm drawn to her.
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You're worse than him.
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You're telling me he's coming back!
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You lying old hag.
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No! I'm sick! Let me go!
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On a train, huh?
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WOMAN ON TV:
Where are you going? No!
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- This is for knowing a square.- Not outside!
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- I'm sick.MAN ONTV: You ain 't sick.
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Ally?
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- Don't sneak up on me!
- I didn't.
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- You said, "Ally."
- That's your name.
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You don't cry out someone's name...
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...while the handicapped
are thrown down stairs.
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What are you doing?
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I am trying to desensitize
myself to murder...
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...so I can be a better lawyer.
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Why don't you just watch the news?
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Are we sure we want this case?
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Why shouldn't we?
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Because we'll mutate.
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- What?
ALLY: Mutate.
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We'll be lawyers who
can look at a body...
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...and instead of "why,"
say, "reasonable doubt."
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You can't be a criminal lawyer
if murder scares you.
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And if it doesn't scare you,
then what?
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Then what do we tell ourselves?
We've arrived?
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We're lawyers. Sometimes it gets ugly.
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Why can't we just stay tucked away
in our little sheltered...?
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What is so great
about the real world?
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What's this about?
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I'm just afraid that this case
will rub off on us.
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And I like the law.
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But I prefer soft-core.
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We'll prepare the case.
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But for trial, another firm
will carry the ball.
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Okay, and who is this Bobby Donnell?
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He's the best. He gets
guilty murderers off all the time.
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I didn't mean it like that.
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MARIE:
Yes, you did.
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You think I'm some kind of monster.
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You? No.
We could be girlfriends.
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You're right. If we weren't separated
by these bars...
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...I wouldn't be caught dead with you.
Or maybe I would.
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God!
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[GASPS]
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- I want you to talk to my psychiatrist.
- No, thank you.
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The last thing I need to do
is see your shrink.
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Look how you turned out.
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Oh.
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I was suggesting you talk
to him about me.
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Oh.
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Right.
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You can't make me argue that.
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- Why?
GEORGIA: Why?
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They can fire him because
gays sell more dessert?
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They do.
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You're building a niche.
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GEORGIA:
The Supreme Court is too old.
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Women per se are disabled.
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- Gays make better waiters.
- Blonds have dark roots.
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That was corporal. I enjoyed it.
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What are you doing?
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I pulled a tricep
when Richard yanked me.
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The doctor said to use an aid
to take my moment.
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- You know about them?
- They're flush.
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Let's see how it plays out.
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Are you all right? Are you okay?
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I just get...
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BOBBY: I wasn't looking.
ALLY: It's okay.
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- Bobby Donnell.
- Ally Donnell... McBeal.
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You can go into the conference room.
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Sorry.
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- Temporary insanity is viable.
- She has no memory?
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She remembers swinging the hatchet.
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I'll meet with her shrink today.
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- I'll go too. Who's the D.A.?
- Adam Dawson.
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- How about her and the victim?
- They had some problems.
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How so?
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You sound like Jack Webb.
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Excuse me?
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The Dragnet guy.
He talked all clipped.
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The marriage was not in great shape.
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ALLY:
He is so yummy.
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BOBBY: What caused it?
DOCTOR: We're not sure.
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She suffers from temporal-Iobe
seizures. She has other disorders.
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Is it possible that she had
a seizure and just went wacko?
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I don't like the term "wacko."
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What if she killed him right before?
Could she forget?
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- Yes. Or during one.
ALLY: Unconscious?
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A blackout is more
like sleepwalking.
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- Is she capable of...?
- I'm not comfortable.
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She waived privilege.
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There may be things that
have nothing to do with this case.
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We decide what's relevant
to this case.
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I'm sorry, but I don't agree.
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DOCTOR: I'll talk to Marie,
then I'll talk with you.
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GEORGIA: There's no protection
for heterosexuals.
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- Lf it's because of sexual...
- It's not right.
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GEORGIA:
It's not based on principle.
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You can't discriminate against gays.
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GEORGIA:
There's no law for straight people.
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We're dealing with the same principle.
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He wasn't fired
because of sexual identity.
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He couldn't perform
a function of the job.
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00:16:37,893 --> 00:16:40,851
- Which was?
- Being gay.
250
00:16:41,373 --> 00:16:42,522
May I?
251
00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:45,047
Please.
252
00:16:45,453 --> 00:16:49,526
We just love to live in
a politically correct world.
253
00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:53,408
But when did we pass
the law against common sense?
254
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,285
Why don't you tell me?
255
00:16:55,533 --> 00:17:00,448
This is a French bistro.
People go there to dine in culture.
256
00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:04,169
They want to feel elite.
A good gay waiter can help.
257
00:17:04,373 --> 00:17:08,446
They have that snobbish entitlement
thing going. People like that.
258
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,690
- Gays are elitist snobs?
- The waiters are.
259
00:17:11,933 --> 00:17:14,891
RICHARD: First, they're smarter.
- Uh-huh.
260
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:16,452
- Gay waiters.
RICHARD: Yes.
261
00:17:16,653 --> 00:17:21,443
They read more books,
trying to find out why they're gay.
262
00:17:21,693 --> 00:17:24,253
RICHARD:
They're bad at sports, so they study.
263
00:17:24,453 --> 00:17:29,243
They want to work in the arts.
They end up overqualified waiters.
264
00:17:29,453 --> 00:17:33,207
People expect this
when ordering a fruity wine.
265
00:17:43,693 --> 00:17:44,728
Ow.
266
00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:47,011
- Bygones.
- No bygones.
267
00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:51,684
I won't go to court with you again.
I won't be a part of your bigotry...
268
00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:54,163
- Lend me your shoe.
- What?
269
00:17:54,413 --> 00:17:58,042
- You're going to tie it into my shoe?
- Just give it to me.
270
00:17:58,373 --> 00:17:59,328
Yeah.
271
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,807
Better to have you model this or me?
272
00:18:03,013 --> 00:18:05,243
- What?
- It's all presentation.
273
00:18:05,453 --> 00:18:10,368
It's the same for restaurants or shoes.
What's inside doesn't count.
274
00:18:32,253 --> 00:18:34,244
He's cute, this Donnell guy?
275
00:18:34,453 --> 00:18:39,208
I would just like to take
my thighs and squeeze his head.
276
00:18:40,093 --> 00:18:41,845
Poughkeepsie?
277
00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:45,845
I'm mainly into patent law.
Pretty boring.
278
00:18:46,093 --> 00:18:49,881
Why would anybody be into
something that bores them?
279
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:55,048
I mean, it's my job.
I didn't mean I'm stimulated by it.
280
00:18:55,293 --> 00:18:58,444
Are you easily stimulated?
281
00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:02,046
Yeah.
282
00:19:03,053 --> 00:19:07,285
It's the first time I've danced
with a district attorney.
283
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,526
She gave you consent to talk to us.
284
00:19:16,773 --> 00:19:18,923
That doesn't mean I have to.
285
00:19:19,173 --> 00:19:23,451
I don't want a reputation
as an expert witness.
286
00:19:23,653 --> 00:19:26,451
We lose integrity
as witnesses for hire.
287
00:19:26,653 --> 00:19:29,850
- We won't pay.
- We want you to help a patient.
288
00:19:30,093 --> 00:19:32,049
Testify to the blackouts.
289
00:19:32,253 --> 00:19:35,643
I'll do it by affidavit.
I'll swear to it all.
290
00:19:35,853 --> 00:19:39,562
It'll be hard to convince a jury
with affidavits.
291
00:19:39,773 --> 00:19:41,252
I'm not comfortable.
292
00:19:41,453 --> 00:19:42,488
BOBBY: Doctor.
- No!
293
00:19:42,693 --> 00:19:44,524
- I'll subpoena you.
- Don't do it.
294
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:49,443
She's charged with murder.
You can speak to her insanity!
295
00:19:51,493 --> 00:19:55,486
- There's no guarantee...
- I'll go after you for perjury!
296
00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:59,402
BOBBY: You're a nice guy,
but I only care about Marie.
297
00:19:59,613 --> 00:20:02,525
We've been polite, but I'll play ugly.
298
00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:07,409
BOBBY: I'll have you in that chair.
Even if I have to beat the truth out.
299
00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:09,764
You decide.
300
00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:23,172
I don't think you endeared yourself.
301
00:20:23,373 --> 00:20:26,046
Now you "good cop" him.
He needs a push.
302
00:20:26,253 --> 00:20:29,563
That was a little "good cop, bad cop."
303
00:20:30,053 --> 00:20:32,692
Shouldn't you tell us the strategy?
304
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:35,322
I just decided on the fly.
305
00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:37,522
Uh-huh.
306
00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:45,565
RIVERS: Is your roommate here?
- She's working late.
307
00:20:45,773 --> 00:20:47,809
She's got a big case.
308
00:20:50,453 --> 00:20:54,651
- Have you gone up against her?
- Actually, we have.
309
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:57,128
Would you like to be up against me?
310
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:02,848
You know, I love how you
economize with time.
311
00:21:17,573 --> 00:21:20,849
- Slow down.
- Yeah, right.
312
00:21:22,373 --> 00:21:24,762
- What are we here for?
- Excuse me?
313
00:21:24,973 --> 00:21:27,612
We practically
tore clothes off dancing.
314
00:21:27,813 --> 00:21:29,371
Practically.
315
00:21:29,613 --> 00:21:32,525
Let's keep it practically for a while.
316
00:21:34,373 --> 00:21:36,045
I get it.
317
00:21:36,493 --> 00:21:40,452
This is like a little tease thing.
I can do that.
318
00:21:40,653 --> 00:21:43,850
No. I was serious about that one.
319
00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:53,962
Okay. Now, you can leave now.
320
00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:58,842
Are you kidding? This is your game.
Come on.
321
00:22:02,413 --> 00:22:04,449
Don't you ever hit me!
322
00:22:16,413 --> 00:22:19,132
[DOOR OPENS]
323
00:22:25,813 --> 00:22:27,849
How'd your date go?
324
00:22:36,213 --> 00:22:38,727
- Is he all right?
- We need to make sure.
325
00:22:38,933 --> 00:22:41,322
- You said he slipped?
- Yeah.
326
00:22:54,693 --> 00:22:59,244
- Well, Renee...
- He got all aggressive.
327
00:22:59,453 --> 00:23:01,489
- I know, but...
- But what?
328
00:23:02,213 --> 00:23:04,408
You barely know the guy.
329
00:23:04,613 --> 00:23:07,810
He's a patent lawyer.
How dangerous can he be?
330
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,605
- Even so.
RENEE: Even so, what?
331
00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:12,845
I can't have a guest
without being mauled?
332
00:23:13,053 --> 00:23:17,649
You can lead a man by the penis
but it's the wrong way to tame him.
333
00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:22,931
- You're defending him.
- Of course I'm not.
334
00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:25,044
I am talking about you.
335
00:23:32,293 --> 00:23:34,648
It's not that I don't want
to help her.
336
00:23:34,853 --> 00:23:37,287
DOCTOR: Of course I want to help her.
- But?
337
00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:43,765
You know about
the past-life phenomenon?
338
00:23:43,973 --> 00:23:46,362
- I've read about it.
DOCTOR: You believe it?
339
00:23:46,573 --> 00:23:50,452
- Not really.
- I've always considered it quackery.
340
00:23:53,613 --> 00:23:57,288
But I used hypnotherapy
on Marie Hanson.
341
00:23:57,493 --> 00:24:00,246
And after a few sessions...
342
00:24:02,493 --> 00:24:07,203
...she began talking in a voice
from someone who lived 100 years ago.
343
00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,847
- Who?
- Lizzie Borden.
344
00:24:10,653 --> 00:24:14,248
Pardon? The one who killed
her parents with an ax?
345
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,013
I believed it. The things she said...
346
00:24:17,213 --> 00:24:22,241
- I don't mean to sound skeptical.
- How can you not? It's ridiculous.
347
00:24:22,453 --> 00:24:25,604
That's why I don't want
to testify to that.
348
00:24:25,813 --> 00:24:29,442
I'd be a front-page joke.
My practice would be over.
349
00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:39,444
JUDGE: Come in, please. Have a seat.
- Thank you.
350
00:24:41,093 --> 00:24:43,527
And where is Mr. Fish?
351
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:47,806
I convinced him that since
he made such an impression...
352
00:24:48,013 --> 00:24:51,642
...he needn't actually be present.
- Thank you.
353
00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:55,085
GEORGIA:
But, Your Honor, deep, deep...
354
00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:58,763
...inside the absurdity
of the words that escape him...
355
00:24:58,973 --> 00:25:02,602
...there is some truth.
Businesses use window-dressing.
356
00:25:02,813 --> 00:25:06,931
I'm not gay. The suggestion
I know less about wine or food...
357
00:25:07,133 --> 00:25:11,046
...that I might be deemed
less credible because I'm straight...
358
00:25:11,253 --> 00:25:14,006
...I find it all repugnant.
I'm sick of it.
359
00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:17,683
Yes, counselor,
the court shares your outrage.
360
00:25:19,173 --> 00:25:21,812
JUDGE:
But you might want to work this out.
361
00:25:22,093 --> 00:25:25,722
No laws protect heterosexuals
against discrimination.
362
00:25:25,933 --> 00:25:28,731
- Practically speaking...
- What are you saying?
363
00:25:28,933 --> 00:25:33,006
Since the law doesn't help,
you'd rely solely on a jury.
364
00:25:33,213 --> 00:25:36,011
There are many people
like Richard Fish.
365
00:25:36,213 --> 00:25:39,967
I don 't deny that marriageis an insidious institution.
366
00:25:40,493 --> 00:25:44,725
Love dies in the short run,leaving only hate and contempt.
367
00:25:44,933 --> 00:25:48,243
But every time a husbandis chopped to pieces...
368
00:25:48,453 --> 00:25:52,241
... we say, "Must be the wife."Marie Hanson is a rich woman.
369
00:25:52,453 --> 00:25:56,526
RICHARD: If she wanted her husbanddead, she would've hired someone.
370
00:25:57,133 --> 00:26:00,728
- Good to contaminate a jury pool soon.
- Good?
371
00:26:00,933 --> 00:26:03,242
What kind of lawyers are you?
372
00:26:03,453 --> 00:26:05,921
- He went on TV!
- It won't happen again.
373
00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:08,124
BILLY: What about Dr. Peters?
- Lizzie?
374
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:11,609
- The doctor said it.
- She's probably faking it.
375
00:26:11,813 --> 00:26:14,646
She'd fake something less far-fetched.
376
00:26:14,853 --> 00:26:18,050
My cousin thought
she was Helen Keller.
377
00:26:18,253 --> 00:26:21,689
Happiest person I knew.
She'd walk around all day...
378
00:26:21,893 --> 00:26:24,453
...saying, "I can see. I can hear."
379
00:26:24,653 --> 00:26:27,804
BOBBY: I gotta talk to Mrs. Hanson
and Dr. Peters.
380
00:26:28,013 --> 00:26:32,848
BOBBY: You turned him on testifying?
- I didn't turn him. I softened him.
381
00:26:37,133 --> 00:26:41,126
- Take the case outright or walk away.
- The money's good.
382
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:44,484
They're nuts.
Cage and his "moment" business.
383
00:26:44,693 --> 00:26:46,923
- He pulls that in court.
- What?
384
00:26:47,133 --> 00:26:52,048
During trial, he takes a moment.
And we needn't even discuss Fish.
385
00:26:52,453 --> 00:26:56,651
We're arguing insanity,
and these people are the inmates.
386
00:26:57,213 --> 00:27:02,128
Oh, hello.
Welcome to our unisex bathroom.
387
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:06,087
I had a dream last night
that we had unprotected sex.
388
00:27:06,853 --> 00:27:09,447
I'd say more if I knew you better.
389
00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:15,648
ELAINE: Oh, somebody was just here!
The seat is cozy.
390
00:27:19,613 --> 00:27:21,444
I like a fresh bowl.
391
00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:30,804
- You're kidding, right?
POLICEMAN 1: We have some questions.
392
00:27:31,013 --> 00:27:33,732
- He tried to maul me.
POLICEMAN 1: You slapped him?
393
00:27:33,933 --> 00:27:37,812
- Then he slapped me.
- That's when you knocked him out?
394
00:27:38,013 --> 00:27:41,050
Yeah. Right around that time.
395
00:27:42,053 --> 00:27:44,362
The guy wants to press charges?
396
00:27:44,733 --> 00:27:47,805
You broke a bone
in his neck, Ms. Radick.
397
00:27:48,013 --> 00:27:50,846
He deserved it.
The guy was out of line.
398
00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:58,972
It's not a theory a jury would accept.
399
00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:03,452
- We might consider saying blackouts.
- I understand.
400
00:28:04,733 --> 00:28:09,807
Now, Mrs. Hanson, what I'm about
to say next is a little delicate.
401
00:28:10,013 --> 00:28:13,164
It's something I've never said
or done before.
402
00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:15,851
What?
403
00:28:18,373 --> 00:28:20,648
This other firm, Cage and Fish...
404
00:28:20,853 --> 00:28:25,529
...I don't think it's in your best
interest to let them represent you.
405
00:28:25,733 --> 00:28:29,487
I'm uncomfortable.
Truth be known, I'm betraying them.
406
00:28:29,693 --> 00:28:34,642
My obligation is with the client.
The lawyers at this firm are...
407
00:28:34,853 --> 00:28:38,050
...just a little odd.
- I've used them before...
408
00:28:38,293 --> 00:28:42,286
...with great success.
- Lf we use the Lizzie Borden theory...
409
00:28:42,493 --> 00:28:44,802
...credibility will be a challenge.
410
00:28:45,013 --> 00:28:48,722
A challenge this particular firm
might not be up to.
411
00:28:49,053 --> 00:28:50,691
Do they know about this?
412
00:28:50,893 --> 00:28:54,522
I wanted to tell you first.
I'm off to tell them now.
413
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,850
In the meantime, just think about it.
414
00:28:58,093 --> 00:29:00,527
You're asking me to trust a person...
415
00:29:00,733 --> 00:29:03,645
...who doesn't put
a high premium on trust.
416
00:29:04,893 --> 00:29:08,886
My duty isn't to them. It's to you.
417
00:29:11,733 --> 00:29:15,726
- You went behind our backs!
- In the interest of the client.
418
00:29:15,933 --> 00:29:19,323
- Divisiveness won't help!
- You don't know homicides.
419
00:29:19,533 --> 00:29:22,252
- So we hired you.
- Just so we get paid.
420
00:29:23,493 --> 00:29:27,088
We hired you for your experience
and you betray us!
421
00:29:27,293 --> 00:29:31,730
- This place is too eccentric.
BILLY: This place has good lawyers.
422
00:29:31,933 --> 00:29:35,926
- Why kick us off?
- I didn't go to get you kicked off.
423
00:29:36,133 --> 00:29:40,809
You have more influence with her
than I do. That's the problem.
424
00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:46,087
If our strategic decisions are absurd,
I'd rather she be influenced by me.
425
00:29:46,293 --> 00:29:50,252
- It's that simple.
- You could have just said that to us.
426
00:29:50,733 --> 00:29:54,089
- Who said we wouldn't defer to you?
- Oh, really?
427
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:58,889
He just showed up on TV!
Do you know what league you're in now?
428
00:29:59,093 --> 00:30:02,324
She took a hatchet
and killed her husband.
429
00:30:02,533 --> 00:30:05,491
He won't free her by taking a moment!
430
00:30:05,693 --> 00:30:09,049
You brought me in, I'm in.
You want me out, fine.
431
00:30:09,253 --> 00:30:13,610
But while I'm in, everything goes
into getting her acquitted.
432
00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:15,929
I'm not the selfish one here.
433
00:30:16,133 --> 00:30:18,966
The police are here about Renee.
434
00:30:19,413 --> 00:30:23,565
Her roommate almost killed someone.
You think about my dream?
435
00:30:27,213 --> 00:30:29,044
You're all crazy.
436
00:30:36,213 --> 00:30:37,043
Hey!
437
00:30:40,933 --> 00:30:45,404
I said, "Hey." You make "crazy" sound
like it's worse than deceitful.
438
00:30:45,893 --> 00:30:49,124
- I told you.
- Only because the client would have.
439
00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:50,322
Get out of my face!
440
00:30:50,533 --> 00:30:53,445
- I'm in your face!
- Me too! I'm just shorter.
441
00:30:53,653 --> 00:30:57,726
You're all friends, but if she
goes down for first degree...
442
00:30:57,933 --> 00:31:00,606
...who cares if her lawyers
held hands?
443
00:31:00,813 --> 00:31:03,486
- But we must work together.
- I'll do that...
444
00:31:03,693 --> 00:31:07,049
Then do it!
Either we're a team or we're not!
445
00:31:10,293 --> 00:31:12,523
It's the shoes!
446
00:31:22,293 --> 00:31:24,887
I've heard about this guy Donnell.
447
00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:29,211
Nothing sleazier than a lawyer
who's a stickler for ethics.
448
00:31:29,413 --> 00:31:32,246
So he should have gone
behind our backs?
449
00:31:32,453 --> 00:31:33,488
[DOORBELL RINGS]
450
00:31:33,693 --> 00:31:38,448
If he told you first and was afraid
you'd run off to tell the client...
451
00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:42,891
- What's wrong?
- I'm sorry. It's not my call.
452
00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:44,812
- What?
- Renee Radick...
453
00:31:45,013 --> 00:31:48,767
Never mind.
We gotta book you on assault.
454
00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:51,010
- What?
- You're a kickboxer.
455
00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:54,205
HARRY: You broke the guy's neck.
- Only a little.
456
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,529
- He's a respected...
- He came at me!
457
00:31:56,733 --> 00:32:01,124
We don't want to do this,
but politically, if we don't file...
458
00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:05,406
- You're taking me in?
HARRY: I'll arraign in chambers.
459
00:32:05,613 --> 00:32:08,889
- You're kidding me.
- We gotta go. No cuffs.
460
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:21,209
What's next?Straight hairdressers? Decorators?
461
00:32:21,413 --> 00:32:26,612
Once you start giving quid pro deus
ex affirmative heterosexual action...
462
00:32:27,173 --> 00:32:31,132
RICHARD: ... it won 't stop. It'senough they run the Republican Party.
463
00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:35,451
- Potential jury out there heard that.
- What's wrong with you?
464
00:32:35,653 --> 00:32:38,372
I have had it! This firm is a joke!
465
00:32:38,573 --> 00:32:42,725
We look like clowns.
We get a big case and look at us.
466
00:32:42,933 --> 00:32:45,766
BILLY:
Ally calls our client a killer.
467
00:32:45,973 --> 00:32:49,204
You go on TV and say
killing is a wifely thing.
468
00:32:49,413 --> 00:32:53,452
And you blurt "Poughkeepsie"
and flush toilets by remote!
469
00:32:53,653 --> 00:32:57,043
We're a joke,
and I'm embarrassed to be here!
470
00:32:57,933 --> 00:32:59,844
I'm embarrassed!
471
00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:10,645
What did you think?
472
00:33:17,653 --> 00:33:19,564
What was that about?
473
00:33:19,773 --> 00:33:23,129
This is a chance for us
to play on another level.
474
00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:26,086
A level I can and want to play on.
475
00:33:26,293 --> 00:33:28,807
- Nobody doubts that.
BILLY: We all doubt it.
476
00:33:29,013 --> 00:33:31,163
We practice hit-and-run law.
477
00:33:31,373 --> 00:33:35,889
We get retainers before clients
can find somebody more competent.
478
00:33:36,093 --> 00:33:39,972
- You don't believe that.
- We shouldn't need outside help.
479
00:33:40,173 --> 00:33:42,448
Sometimes we need it.
480
00:33:42,653 --> 00:33:43,483
Billy...
481
00:33:44,213 --> 00:33:45,248
We're kids.
482
00:33:46,133 --> 00:33:50,729
- Bobby isn't much older than us.
- He's five years more experienced.
483
00:33:51,133 --> 00:33:56,332
Didn't you see them laughing at us?
Couldn't you see that?
484
00:33:58,213 --> 00:34:02,764
- You want a probable cause hearing?
- I had cause to break his head.
485
00:34:02,973 --> 00:34:06,329
- I assume that's not on record?
- We don't want it.
486
00:34:06,533 --> 00:34:09,570
- You prosecute and defend?
- PC is a formality.
487
00:34:09,773 --> 00:34:11,923
- It'll drag it out.
- Unless I win.
488
00:34:12,173 --> 00:34:16,166
You want an outside opinion
from someone making that call?
489
00:34:16,373 --> 00:34:20,969
Kickboxer, broken vertebrae.
This will survive probable cause.
490
00:34:21,173 --> 00:34:24,722
We'll plead not guilty.
No bail. Immediate trial.
491
00:34:24,933 --> 00:34:28,243
- One witness. We'll plow through it.
- Joke.
492
00:34:31,933 --> 00:34:36,643
"He killed my pigeons." That's what
she kept saying over and over.
493
00:34:36,853 --> 00:34:40,163
BILLY: What did she mean?
DOCTOR: I had to look it up.
494
00:34:40,413 --> 00:34:43,928
Lizzie accused her dad
of beheading her pigeons.
495
00:34:44,133 --> 00:34:48,729
- It's a theory of why she killed him.
- She said this under hypnosis?
496
00:34:48,933 --> 00:34:52,164
- Also said, "He chops off dead feet."
- What?
497
00:34:52,373 --> 00:34:56,491
The Lizzie Borden Society
didn't know the meaning.
498
00:34:56,693 --> 00:35:01,687
Then they called back. Evidently,
Mr. Borden worked as an undertaker.
499
00:35:01,893 --> 00:35:05,329
He'd chop feet off
to fit corpses into coffins.
500
00:35:05,533 --> 00:35:08,047
Marie Hanson knew all this stuff.
501
00:35:08,253 --> 00:35:11,723
Any chance she's faking this
to set up a defense?
502
00:35:11,933 --> 00:35:14,925
Yes, but I'd know.
Faking hypnosis is hard.
503
00:35:15,133 --> 00:35:19,092
There's no sense in faking Lizzie.
It's too preposterous.
504
00:35:19,293 --> 00:35:20,089
And also...
505
00:35:20,293 --> 00:35:21,203
[STUTTERS]
506
00:35:22,893 --> 00:35:26,249
Don't forget Lizzie Borden
was deemed innocent.
507
00:35:26,453 --> 00:35:29,445
She did it!
The jury took pity on an orphan.
508
00:35:29,653 --> 00:35:33,931
Before you get carried away,
I'll talk about the seizures...
509
00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:39,161
...temporal lobe disorders, blackouts.
- We may need the other.
510
00:35:41,093 --> 00:35:44,130
All I have is my reputation.
511
00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:47,245
DOCTOR: If I get up and testify
about past-life...
512
00:35:47,453 --> 00:35:52,447
If I say, "I think my patient may have
been Lizzie Borden in a prior life"...
513
00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:58,325
...it won't help her.
It'll definitely ruin me.
514
00:35:58,533 --> 00:36:02,242
We wouldn't ask you to say
something you don't believe.
515
00:36:02,453 --> 00:36:06,765
But if you do believe it,
how can you not stand up?
516
00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:12,045
Can I think about it a little more?
517
00:36:13,133 --> 00:36:14,452
Sure.
518
00:36:21,053 --> 00:36:24,489
Let's split things up.
First, past lives.
519
00:36:24,733 --> 00:36:27,805
We need experts just
to see if that's viable.
520
00:36:28,013 --> 00:36:32,086
We need mock jurors. If this
falls flat, we need feedback.
521
00:36:32,293 --> 00:36:35,444
I'll handle witnesses.
Eugene can investigate.
522
00:36:35,653 --> 00:36:40,124
Let's get our own forensic guys,
just so we don't get surprised.
523
00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:43,450
We got a lot of work to do.
Let's get to it.
524
00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:45,650
Who are you?
525
00:36:46,533 --> 00:36:49,764
- My name is...- Frank! Don 't listen!
526
00:36:50,013 --> 00:36:51,810
I told you, if you ever...
527
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:54,853
MAN 1 ON TV: - Stop that, you fool!- Fool, huh?
528
00:36:57,133 --> 00:37:00,648
Frank! Frank, stop!
529
00:37:15,813 --> 00:37:16,609
[GASPS]
530
00:37:19,693 --> 00:37:22,127
Damn it! Damn it!
531
00:37:23,733 --> 00:37:28,443
Why does everyone come and say "Ally"?
Don't say because it's my name.
532
00:37:28,653 --> 00:37:33,169
I don't need to retain outside counsel
to remind me of my name.
533
00:37:34,693 --> 00:37:36,809
The doctor is our key defense.
534
00:37:37,013 --> 00:37:41,803
You're the best one to hand-hold him.
Assuming he doesn't say your name.
535
00:37:43,933 --> 00:37:46,845
You think we're all
from Mars, don't you?
536
00:37:47,053 --> 00:37:49,044
I never said which planet.
537
00:37:50,493 --> 00:37:53,803
I know this is a good place.
But, yes, you people...
538
00:37:54,013 --> 00:37:56,573
Different firms have different ways.
539
00:37:56,773 --> 00:37:59,003
And what's your way?
540
00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:04,126
Well, at the end of the day,
we all go downstairs...
541
00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:08,485
...and we dance.
- That's office policy?
542
00:38:08,733 --> 00:38:13,249
A little. But our long-term
policy would be...
543
00:38:13,453 --> 00:38:17,162
Well, it's probably to bounce
our kids on our knees...
544
00:38:17,373 --> 00:38:20,649
ALLY: With them looking
into our eyes without seeing...
545
00:38:20,853 --> 00:38:23,413
...anything hard or jaded.
546
00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:26,893
And you think that's what I am?
547
00:38:27,453 --> 00:38:31,241
Well, I wonder.
Do you ever have any fun?
548
00:38:31,853 --> 00:38:34,731
Is that the philosophy
of this firm? Fun?
549
00:38:34,933 --> 00:38:38,130
There's more to life
than being a lawyer.
550
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:40,847
- And I don't mean golf.
- Sounds great.
551
00:38:41,053 --> 00:38:44,966
But you can't make a circle
without making the ends meet.
552
00:38:45,173 --> 00:38:48,051
And that sounds even better.
553
00:38:51,293 --> 00:38:54,012
Do you ever want kids?
554
00:38:55,373 --> 00:39:00,242
It's just a question. I'm not
volunteering to carry them to term.
555
00:39:00,733 --> 00:39:02,246
Do you?
556
00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:04,322
Someday.
557
00:39:05,893 --> 00:39:11,092
For the sake of their innocence,
you might want to cling to your own.
558
00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:13,005
What's left of it.
559
00:39:18,533 --> 00:39:22,845
I'll just go to jail.
Things might make more sense in there.
560
00:39:23,093 --> 00:39:25,482
- He was out of line!
- I know.
561
00:39:25,693 --> 00:39:28,571
Then why do you keep going, "Renee"?
562
00:39:28,773 --> 00:39:32,607
Does it sound like an item
a gay waiter would recommend?
563
00:39:32,813 --> 00:39:34,326
- What?
- He was wrong.
564
00:39:34,533 --> 00:39:39,653
But if you don't take some of
the responsibility, you're wrong too.
565
00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:41,845
Thank you.
566
00:39:43,813 --> 00:39:47,089
I'm always here for you
and your problems...
567
00:39:47,293 --> 00:39:51,650
...which go on and on and on.
But when I need a little support...
568
00:39:51,853 --> 00:39:55,641
You also tell me where to go
when you think I need it.
569
00:39:55,853 --> 00:39:57,809
That's what I'm doing now.
570
00:39:59,093 --> 00:40:01,323
- I'm going to my room.
- You hurt him.
571
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:05,321
You're a kickboxer.
You broke a bone in his neck.
572
00:40:07,413 --> 00:40:09,927
He's a creep. Your arrest was dumb.
573
00:40:10,133 --> 00:40:14,649
But if you don't look back
and ask yourself how this happened...
574
00:40:15,933 --> 00:40:19,687
I've talked to the Biscuit.
He'll represent you.
575
00:40:19,893 --> 00:40:23,442
This will all go away.
We'll get through this.
576
00:40:24,933 --> 00:40:28,243
- I didn't mean to really hurt him.
- I know.
577
00:40:28,453 --> 00:40:33,652
You needn't walk around with this
"I meant to kick his head in" bravado.
578
00:40:34,773 --> 00:40:37,048
Let's get something to eat.
579
00:40:37,733 --> 00:40:40,327
- I'm not that hungry.
ALLY: I am.
580
00:40:41,013 --> 00:40:43,243
Let's go grab a bite.
581
00:40:44,133 --> 00:40:46,249
And maybe a twin.
582
00:40:48,973 --> 00:40:50,850
[UTTERS FIGHT CHANT]
583
00:40:53,173 --> 00:40:55,767
VONDA SINGS:
Oh, yeah
584
00:40:59,853 --> 00:41:03,129
Just a shoulder to cry on
585
00:41:04,133 --> 00:41:07,887
That's all I've been to you
586
00:41:08,413 --> 00:41:11,803
Just someone to rely on
587
00:41:12,253 --> 00:41:16,041
- Criminal defense lawyer.
- I want to know what it's like.
588
00:41:16,253 --> 00:41:19,404
- I hope you like it.
- Thanks for reminding me.
589
00:41:19,613 --> 00:41:21,251
About what?
590
00:41:25,413 --> 00:41:26,289
Oh
591
00:41:26,493 --> 00:41:29,451
I'm just someone you run to
592
00:41:29,813 --> 00:41:31,326
- Are we?
- Are we what?
593
00:41:31,533 --> 00:41:35,492
- A joke to the outside world?
- They don't get the joke.
594
00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:39,242
Now a real question.
Think the twins ever get lucky?
595
00:41:39,453 --> 00:41:40,806
JOHN:
Not that lucky.
596
00:41:41,253 --> 00:41:42,845
Who has the honors?
597
00:41:43,053 --> 00:41:44,088
John?
598
00:41:48,133 --> 00:41:51,443
- I'm gonna saunter up to an Ikette.
- Excellent.
599
00:42:16,293 --> 00:42:20,002
I'm just someone you use
600
00:42:28,293 --> 00:42:30,170
IKETTTES SING:
Just can 't refuse
601
00:42:31,773 --> 00:42:34,082
I'm just someone who loves you, baby
602
00:42:37,213 --> 00:42:39,010
I can 't lose
603
00:42:39,213 --> 00:42:41,602
I'm just someone you run to
604
00:43:20,213 --> 00:43:21,248
OLD LADY:
You stinker!
605
00:43:22,613 --> 00:43:23,602
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