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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,053 --> 00:00:05,566 - Gay? - Yeah. 2 00:00:05,813 --> 00:00:07,166 He was pretending? 3 00:00:07,413 --> 00:00:09,688 Richard brought it in. 4 00:00:09,893 --> 00:00:12,691 Why would a man pretend to be gay? 5 00:00:12,893 --> 00:00:16,169 I heard from Marie Hanson. Her husband's dead. 6 00:00:16,373 --> 00:00:19,285 She's under arrest. We got to go to the scene. 7 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:22,929 What do you mean, "go to the scene"? The crime scene? 8 00:00:23,133 --> 00:00:24,009 Yes. 9 00:00:24,253 --> 00:00:28,041 - There's a dead guy there? - Yes, it's a homicide. 10 00:00:28,253 --> 00:00:31,882 I won't go where somebody's dead. I have a thing about that. 11 00:00:32,093 --> 00:00:34,448 You go with him. He's your husband. 12 00:00:34,693 --> 00:00:38,163 - Now he's my husband! - It's a wealthy client. We got to go. 13 00:01:04,533 --> 00:01:07,843 - We're taking the murder weapon. - Go ahead. 14 00:01:13,613 --> 00:01:14,648 Three lawyers? 15 00:01:14,853 --> 00:01:16,923 - She's in custody? - In the kitchen. 16 00:01:17,133 --> 00:01:21,649 - She doesn't remember anything. - She's represented. I want to see her. 17 00:01:27,493 --> 00:01:30,212 He's even more dead than I thought. 18 00:01:30,413 --> 00:01:33,086 That's the most dead person I've seen. 19 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:34,282 BILLY: Ally. 20 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:37,768 You wait. I'll see Mrs. Hanson. 21 00:01:39,613 --> 00:01:41,285 There's the killer. 22 00:01:41,533 --> 00:01:44,650 - Client, Ally. Client. - Right. 23 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:50,443 Mrs. Hanson, I'm Billy Thomas from Cage and Fish. 24 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:53,844 Don't say anything. I'll meet you at the police station. 25 00:01:55,493 --> 00:01:56,846 MEDIC: Excuse me. 26 00:02:07,133 --> 00:02:09,647 I've got blood on me. I'm a suspect. 27 00:02:11,453 --> 00:02:13,444 I think... 28 00:02:15,453 --> 00:02:16,442 Bye. 29 00:02:19,533 --> 00:02:21,012 VONDA SINGS: I've been down this road 30 00:02:21,213 --> 00:02:23,568 The Inmates 31 00:02:23,773 --> 00:02:27,527 Walking the line That's painted by pride 32 00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:30,608 And I have made mistakes in my life 33 00:02:30,853 --> 00:02:34,528 That I just can 't hide 34 00:02:35,133 --> 00:02:37,727 Oh, I believe I am ready 35 00:02:37,973 --> 00:02:41,682 For what love has to bring 36 00:02:42,853 --> 00:02:46,084 I got myself together 37 00:02:46,773 --> 00:02:49,446 Now I'm ready to sing 38 00:02:49,693 --> 00:02:52,844 I've been searching my soul tonight 39 00:02:53,093 --> 00:02:56,403 I know there's so much more to life 40 00:02:57,293 --> 00:03:00,365 Now I know I can shine a light 41 00:03:00,613 --> 00:03:03,571 To find my way back home 42 00:03:03,813 --> 00:03:08,250 Oh, baby, yeah 43 00:03:08,493 --> 00:03:09,972 Oh, yeah 44 00:03:43,893 --> 00:03:46,327 JOHN: Don't be embarrassed. 45 00:03:46,573 --> 00:03:50,248 JOHN: A crime scene is shocking. It's your first homicide. 46 00:03:51,693 --> 00:03:53,604 I sometimes get vasovagal. 47 00:03:53,813 --> 00:03:56,771 Though it's triggered by chickens. 48 00:03:56,973 --> 00:04:00,602 I get nauseous. There's nothing wrong with fainting. 49 00:04:07,733 --> 00:04:10,770 - Elaine? ELAINE: Yes? 50 00:04:11,533 --> 00:04:13,524 Unacceptable. 51 00:04:20,773 --> 00:04:22,001 RICHARD: With an ax? 52 00:04:22,213 --> 00:04:23,441 GEORGIA: I couldn't sleep. 53 00:04:23,653 --> 00:04:25,564 RICHARD: She did it? BILLY: She can't remember. 54 00:04:25,813 --> 00:04:27,883 Slipped her mind. Any evidence? 55 00:04:28,133 --> 00:04:30,727 Prints. Blood on the clothes. 56 00:04:30,933 --> 00:04:33,003 - This is over our heads. BILLY: Why? 57 00:04:33,213 --> 00:04:35,522 - It's high-profile. RICHARD: She did it! 58 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:39,885 We win, we're heroes. We lose, she goes to jail. Win-win. 59 00:04:40,093 --> 00:04:44,245 We've never done a homicide. We should refer this out. 60 00:04:44,453 --> 00:04:45,852 We don't need to. 61 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:49,932 Did you know that chickens make John faint? 62 00:04:56,013 --> 00:05:00,052 BAILIFF: 32771, Commonwealth vs. Marie Hanson. Murder in the... 63 00:05:00,253 --> 00:05:03,165 - Plead not guilty. - We'd be opposing bail. 64 00:05:03,373 --> 00:05:07,446 Mrs. Hanson has no record. It's the first charge she's had. 65 00:05:07,653 --> 00:05:08,722 It's quite a debut. 66 00:05:08,973 --> 00:05:12,090 She has ties to the community. There'd be no risk. 67 00:05:12,293 --> 00:05:15,330 Maybe they'll chip in, buy her a new hatchet. 68 00:05:15,533 --> 00:05:16,852 We don't need that. 69 00:05:17,093 --> 00:05:19,448 We'd post a substantial bond. 70 00:05:19,693 --> 00:05:23,845 No bail. She'll get treatment to determine competency. 71 00:05:24,053 --> 00:05:26,408 Police will take the hatchet. 72 00:05:26,613 --> 00:05:29,685 On Tuesday, we'll set schedules. Adjourned. 73 00:05:30,733 --> 00:05:33,042 You can't fire somebody because of orientation. 74 00:05:33,253 --> 00:05:36,962 Of course you can. He said he was gay, he's not. He's fired. 75 00:05:37,173 --> 00:05:38,925 See, it happens. 76 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:42,643 - He was fired for being straight? - Yeah. 77 00:05:42,853 --> 00:05:45,765 You'll say it to a judge? In open court? 78 00:05:45,973 --> 00:05:49,124 He was at a hockey game. How gay can he be? 79 00:05:49,373 --> 00:05:52,092 - That's your argument? - A French bistro... 80 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:56,212 ...needs somebody fey to move "cream brulee." 81 00:05:58,293 --> 00:05:59,282 What? 82 00:05:59,613 --> 00:06:02,366 - I don't remember. - Anything? 83 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:05,252 MARIE: I just remember going to bed. 84 00:06:05,493 --> 00:06:09,452 I woke up and I was outside. 85 00:06:09,893 --> 00:06:11,929 MARIE: And this policeman brought me back. 86 00:06:13,613 --> 00:06:15,444 And he was there. 87 00:06:16,213 --> 00:06:17,692 Dead. 88 00:06:17,893 --> 00:06:22,842 BILLY: Were you together at bedtime? MARIE: No. He came home after. 89 00:06:26,013 --> 00:06:28,447 I suffer from blackouts. 90 00:06:28,693 --> 00:06:31,002 I could have blacked out, but... 91 00:06:34,053 --> 00:06:37,682 - God! - Have you ever been treated for this? 92 00:06:37,933 --> 00:06:41,846 Yes, I have a doctor. He's a psychiatrist. 93 00:06:42,133 --> 00:06:44,089 He's got me on medication. 94 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:48,292 BILLY: Was anybody else in the house? Nobody else lived there? 95 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,046 MARIE: No. 96 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:54,682 Sorry. 97 00:06:54,933 --> 00:06:57,049 Is there anything else? 98 00:06:57,253 --> 00:06:59,448 BILLY: Would anybody want to harm him? 99 00:06:59,693 --> 00:07:01,843 Mr. Thomas. 100 00:07:02,973 --> 00:07:07,524 I must have killed him. I don't remember doing it. 101 00:07:07,733 --> 00:07:12,409 But I do remember swinging a hatchet. 102 00:07:12,613 --> 00:07:14,365 [GASPS AND CLEARS THROAT] 103 00:07:17,253 --> 00:07:20,290 - Do me a favor and move off a little. - Why? 104 00:07:20,493 --> 00:07:23,451 There's a guy over there who wants to ask me out. 105 00:07:24,493 --> 00:07:27,053 The good-Iooking one? Do you know him? 106 00:07:27,253 --> 00:07:29,483 Never seen him before. 107 00:07:29,693 --> 00:07:32,651 GEORGIA: You think he'll march over here and ask you out? 108 00:07:33,173 --> 00:07:34,765 Ten bucks. 109 00:07:35,733 --> 00:07:37,883 All right. Bet. 110 00:07:49,493 --> 00:07:51,245 One second. 111 00:07:58,733 --> 00:08:01,167 Do you want to ask me out? 112 00:08:01,413 --> 00:08:04,211 Well, sure. 113 00:08:05,373 --> 00:08:06,852 Call me. 114 00:08:11,613 --> 00:08:13,251 I will. 115 00:08:19,893 --> 00:08:23,442 That's sort of not fair, Renee. 116 00:08:28,173 --> 00:08:29,572 It's over our heads. 117 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:31,326 Think of the publicity. 118 00:08:31,573 --> 00:08:35,327 High-profile losing, not good. We still split the fees. 119 00:08:35,533 --> 00:08:37,364 - I can do this. RICHARD: I know. 120 00:08:37,573 --> 00:08:40,087 In the long run, crime doesn't pay. 121 00:08:40,293 --> 00:08:43,444 Let's farm the case and take the fee. 122 00:08:43,693 --> 00:08:46,844 Who's the big hitter in town on murder? 123 00:08:57,173 --> 00:09:00,165 What an awful place. Are they themselves criminals? 124 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,170 Can I help you? 125 00:09:02,413 --> 00:09:06,691 Richard Fish. We called. Client, husband, hatchet, bygones. 126 00:09:06,893 --> 00:09:08,770 How can we help? 127 00:09:09,213 --> 00:09:10,328 [JOHN'S NOSE WHISTLES] 128 00:09:11,653 --> 00:09:15,646 We'd like to talk about a referral. Is Mr. Donnell here? 129 00:09:15,893 --> 00:09:17,372 - That's me. RICHARD: Excellent. 130 00:09:17,573 --> 00:09:19,768 We represent Marie Hanson. 131 00:09:20,013 --> 00:09:24,564 - Why don't you want to do it? RICHARD: We worry about our image. 132 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:28,812 People think criminal attorneys are scumsuckers. We can't have that. 133 00:09:29,013 --> 00:09:32,369 On you it looks good. Little soot there. 134 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:37,169 The client has money. And single now, if anyone's looking. 135 00:09:37,413 --> 00:09:38,812 - Just a little more. - Hey. 136 00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:41,843 Bygones. 137 00:09:42,053 --> 00:09:46,092 - What's with you? - Just taking a moment. 138 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:50,963 This is money. You could paint the place, even fumigate. You in? 139 00:09:51,893 --> 00:09:53,645 We'll think about it. 140 00:10:08,173 --> 00:10:11,483 - Friendly group. - The big one frightens me. 141 00:10:11,733 --> 00:10:13,451 RICHARD: He's a big fella. 142 00:10:16,493 --> 00:10:17,767 - Hi. - Hi. 143 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,482 - You pulled. - You weren't coming. 144 00:10:28,733 --> 00:10:30,052 I'm drawn to her. 145 00:10:33,293 --> 00:10:35,363 You're worse than him. 146 00:10:35,573 --> 00:10:38,485 You're telling me he's coming back! 147 00:10:38,933 --> 00:10:42,164 You lying old hag. 148 00:10:47,893 --> 00:10:51,488 No! I'm sick! Let me go! 149 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,126 On a train, huh? 150 00:10:53,773 --> 00:10:55,570 WOMAN ON TV: Where are you going? No! 151 00:10:56,293 --> 00:10:59,808 - This is for knowing a square. - Not outside! 152 00:11:00,013 --> 00:11:02,083 - I'm sick. MAN ON TV: You ain 't sick. 153 00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:03,646 Ally? 154 00:11:07,813 --> 00:11:09,644 - Don't sneak up on me! - I didn't. 155 00:11:09,853 --> 00:11:11,889 - You said, "Ally." - That's your name. 156 00:11:12,093 --> 00:11:14,049 You don't cry out someone's name... 157 00:11:14,293 --> 00:11:17,683 ...while the handicapped are thrown down stairs. 158 00:11:19,173 --> 00:11:20,572 What are you doing? 159 00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:25,731 I am trying to desensitize myself to murder... 160 00:11:25,973 --> 00:11:28,009 ...so I can be a better lawyer. 161 00:11:28,213 --> 00:11:30,647 Why don't you just watch the news? 162 00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:39,970 Are we sure we want this case? 163 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,644 Why shouldn't we? 164 00:11:42,933 --> 00:11:44,525 Because we'll mutate. 165 00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:46,126 - What? ALLY: Mutate. 166 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,642 We'll be lawyers who can look at a body... 167 00:11:48,893 --> 00:11:52,044 ...and instead of "why," say, "reasonable doubt." 168 00:11:52,293 --> 00:11:56,206 You can't be a criminal lawyer if murder scares you. 169 00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:59,052 And if it doesn't scare you, then what? 170 00:11:59,253 --> 00:12:02,325 Then what do we tell ourselves? We've arrived? 171 00:12:02,533 --> 00:12:05,650 We're lawyers. Sometimes it gets ugly. 172 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:11,092 Why can't we just stay tucked away in our little sheltered...? 173 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:17,330 What is so great about the real world? 174 00:12:18,453 --> 00:12:20,523 What's this about? 175 00:12:21,053 --> 00:12:25,649 I'm just afraid that this case will rub off on us. 176 00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:28,083 And I like the law. 177 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:31,052 But I prefer soft-core. 178 00:12:37,453 --> 00:12:39,250 We'll prepare the case. 179 00:12:39,453 --> 00:12:42,889 But for trial, another firm will carry the ball. 180 00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:46,409 Okay, and who is this Bobby Donnell? 181 00:12:46,613 --> 00:12:50,322 He's the best. He gets guilty murderers off all the time. 182 00:12:51,493 --> 00:12:53,643 I didn't mean it like that. 183 00:12:53,893 --> 00:12:55,246 MARIE: Yes, you did. 184 00:12:55,453 --> 00:12:57,842 You think I'm some kind of monster. 185 00:12:58,093 --> 00:13:02,052 You? No. We could be girlfriends. 186 00:13:03,013 --> 00:13:06,050 You're right. If we weren't separated by these bars... 187 00:13:06,293 --> 00:13:10,047 ...I wouldn't be caught dead with you. Or maybe I would. 188 00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:11,682 God! 189 00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:13,529 [GASPS] 190 00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:17,323 - I want you to talk to my psychiatrist. - No, thank you. 191 00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:20,889 The last thing I need to do is see your shrink. 192 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,851 Look how you turned out. 193 00:13:23,253 --> 00:13:24,242 Oh. 194 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,652 I was suggesting you talk to him about me. 195 00:13:30,013 --> 00:13:30,809 Oh. 196 00:13:34,293 --> 00:13:35,442 Right. 197 00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:40,530 You can't make me argue that. 198 00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:42,291 - Why? GEORGIA: Why? 199 00:13:42,493 --> 00:13:45,849 They can fire him because gays sell more dessert? 200 00:13:46,053 --> 00:13:47,281 They do. 201 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,643 You're building a niche. 202 00:13:49,853 --> 00:13:51,923 GEORGIA: The Supreme Court is too old. 203 00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:54,283 Women per se are disabled. 204 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:58,526 - Gays make better waiters. - Blonds have dark roots. 205 00:13:58,973 --> 00:14:02,045 That was corporal. I enjoyed it. 206 00:14:04,373 --> 00:14:06,045 What are you doing? 207 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,081 I pulled a tricep when Richard yanked me. 208 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:13,406 The doctor said to use an aid to take my moment. 209 00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:22,247 - You know about them? - They're flush. 210 00:14:22,453 --> 00:14:24,409 Let's see how it plays out. 211 00:14:25,493 --> 00:14:28,371 Are you all right? Are you okay? 212 00:14:28,613 --> 00:14:29,682 I just get... 213 00:14:29,893 --> 00:14:31,724 BOBBY: I wasn't looking. ALLY: It's okay. 214 00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:35,050 - Bobby Donnell. - Ally Donnell... McBeal. 215 00:14:36,413 --> 00:14:39,291 You can go into the conference room. 216 00:14:40,093 --> 00:14:41,287 Sorry. 217 00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:48,603 - Temporary insanity is viable. - She has no memory? 218 00:14:48,813 --> 00:14:51,373 She remembers swinging the hatchet. 219 00:14:51,613 --> 00:14:54,332 I'll meet with her shrink today. 220 00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:57,331 - I'll go too. Who's the D.A.? - Adam Dawson. 221 00:14:57,533 --> 00:15:01,890 - How about her and the victim? - They had some problems. 222 00:15:02,093 --> 00:15:03,765 How so? 223 00:15:06,093 --> 00:15:08,288 You sound like Jack Webb. 224 00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:10,211 Excuse me? 225 00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:13,246 The Dragnet guy. He talked all clipped. 226 00:15:13,493 --> 00:15:16,132 The marriage was not in great shape. 227 00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:25,648 ALLY: He is so yummy. 228 00:15:25,853 --> 00:15:28,526 BOBBY: What caused it? DOCTOR: We're not sure. 229 00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:33,170 She suffers from temporal-Iobe seizures. She has other disorders. 230 00:15:33,373 --> 00:15:37,969 Is it possible that she had a seizure and just went wacko? 231 00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:40,204 I don't like the term "wacko." 232 00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:44,122 What if she killed him right before? Could she forget? 233 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:46,893 - Yes. Or during one. ALLY: Unconscious? 234 00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:49,522 A blackout is more like sleepwalking. 235 00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:53,123 - Is she capable of...? - I'm not comfortable. 236 00:15:53,373 --> 00:15:54,886 She waived privilege. 237 00:15:55,093 --> 00:15:58,847 There may be things that have nothing to do with this case. 238 00:15:59,053 --> 00:16:01,806 We decide what's relevant to this case. 239 00:16:02,013 --> 00:16:03,844 I'm sorry, but I don't agree. 240 00:16:04,693 --> 00:16:08,049 DOCTOR: I'll talk to Marie, then I'll talk with you. 241 00:16:12,773 --> 00:16:15,571 GEORGIA: There's no protection for heterosexuals. 242 00:16:15,813 --> 00:16:19,488 - Lf it's because of sexual... - It's not right. 243 00:16:19,733 --> 00:16:21,485 GEORGIA: It's not based on principle. 244 00:16:21,693 --> 00:16:24,890 You can't discriminate against gays. 245 00:16:25,093 --> 00:16:27,732 GEORGIA: There's no law for straight people. 246 00:16:27,973 --> 00:16:31,045 We're dealing with the same principle. 247 00:16:31,253 --> 00:16:34,484 He wasn't fired because of sexual identity. 248 00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:37,691 He couldn't perform a function of the job. 249 00:16:37,893 --> 00:16:40,851 - Which was? - Being gay. 250 00:16:41,373 --> 00:16:42,522 May I? 251 00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:45,047 Please. 252 00:16:45,453 --> 00:16:49,526 We just love to live in a politically correct world. 253 00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:53,408 But when did we pass the law against common sense? 254 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,285 Why don't you tell me? 255 00:16:55,533 --> 00:17:00,448 This is a French bistro. People go there to dine in culture. 256 00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:04,169 They want to feel elite. A good gay waiter can help. 257 00:17:04,373 --> 00:17:08,446 They have that snobbish entitlement thing going. People like that. 258 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,690 - Gays are elitist snobs? - The waiters are. 259 00:17:11,933 --> 00:17:14,891 RICHARD: First, they're smarter. - Uh-huh. 260 00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:16,452 - Gay waiters. RICHARD: Yes. 261 00:17:16,653 --> 00:17:21,443 They read more books, trying to find out why they're gay. 262 00:17:21,693 --> 00:17:24,253 RICHARD: They're bad at sports, so they study. 263 00:17:24,453 --> 00:17:29,243 They want to work in the arts. They end up overqualified waiters. 264 00:17:29,453 --> 00:17:33,207 People expect this when ordering a fruity wine. 265 00:17:43,693 --> 00:17:44,728 Ow. 266 00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:47,011 - Bygones. - No bygones. 267 00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:51,684 I won't go to court with you again. I won't be a part of your bigotry... 268 00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:54,163 - Lend me your shoe. - What? 269 00:17:54,413 --> 00:17:58,042 - You're going to tie it into my shoe? - Just give it to me. 270 00:17:58,373 --> 00:17:59,328 Yeah. 271 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,807 Better to have you model this or me? 272 00:18:03,013 --> 00:18:05,243 - What? - It's all presentation. 273 00:18:05,453 --> 00:18:10,368 It's the same for restaurants or shoes. What's inside doesn't count. 274 00:18:32,253 --> 00:18:34,244 He's cute, this Donnell guy? 275 00:18:34,453 --> 00:18:39,208 I would just like to take my thighs and squeeze his head. 276 00:18:40,093 --> 00:18:41,845 Poughkeepsie? 277 00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:45,845 I'm mainly into patent law. Pretty boring. 278 00:18:46,093 --> 00:18:49,881 Why would anybody be into something that bores them? 279 00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:55,048 I mean, it's my job. I didn't mean I'm stimulated by it. 280 00:18:55,293 --> 00:18:58,444 Are you easily stimulated? 281 00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:02,046 Yeah. 282 00:19:03,053 --> 00:19:07,285 It's the first time I've danced with a district attorney. 283 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,526 She gave you consent to talk to us. 284 00:19:16,773 --> 00:19:18,923 That doesn't mean I have to. 285 00:19:19,173 --> 00:19:23,451 I don't want a reputation as an expert witness. 286 00:19:23,653 --> 00:19:26,451 We lose integrity as witnesses for hire. 287 00:19:26,653 --> 00:19:29,850 - We won't pay. - We want you to help a patient. 288 00:19:30,093 --> 00:19:32,049 Testify to the blackouts. 289 00:19:32,253 --> 00:19:35,643 I'll do it by affidavit. I'll swear to it all. 290 00:19:35,853 --> 00:19:39,562 It'll be hard to convince a jury with affidavits. 291 00:19:39,773 --> 00:19:41,252 I'm not comfortable. 292 00:19:41,453 --> 00:19:42,488 BOBBY: Doctor. - No! 293 00:19:42,693 --> 00:19:44,524 - I'll subpoena you. - Don't do it. 294 00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:49,443 She's charged with murder. You can speak to her insanity! 295 00:19:51,493 --> 00:19:55,486 - There's no guarantee... - I'll go after you for perjury! 296 00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:59,402 BOBBY: You're a nice guy, but I only care about Marie. 297 00:19:59,613 --> 00:20:02,525 We've been polite, but I'll play ugly. 298 00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:07,409 BOBBY: I'll have you in that chair. Even if I have to beat the truth out. 299 00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:09,764 You decide. 300 00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:23,172 I don't think you endeared yourself. 301 00:20:23,373 --> 00:20:26,046 Now you "good cop" him. He needs a push. 302 00:20:26,253 --> 00:20:29,563 That was a little "good cop, bad cop." 303 00:20:30,053 --> 00:20:32,692 Shouldn't you tell us the strategy? 304 00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:35,322 I just decided on the fly. 305 00:20:36,533 --> 00:20:37,522 Uh-huh. 306 00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:45,565 RIVERS: Is your roommate here? - She's working late. 307 00:20:45,773 --> 00:20:47,809 She's got a big case. 308 00:20:50,453 --> 00:20:54,651 - Have you gone up against her? - Actually, we have. 309 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:57,128 Would you like to be up against me? 310 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:02,848 You know, I love how you economize with time. 311 00:21:17,573 --> 00:21:20,849 - Slow down. - Yeah, right. 312 00:21:22,373 --> 00:21:24,762 - What are we here for? - Excuse me? 313 00:21:24,973 --> 00:21:27,612 We practically tore clothes off dancing. 314 00:21:27,813 --> 00:21:29,371 Practically. 315 00:21:29,613 --> 00:21:32,525 Let's keep it practically for a while. 316 00:21:34,373 --> 00:21:36,045 I get it. 317 00:21:36,493 --> 00:21:40,452 This is like a little tease thing. I can do that. 318 00:21:40,653 --> 00:21:43,850 No. I was serious about that one. 319 00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:53,962 Okay. Now, you can leave now. 320 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:58,842 Are you kidding? This is your game. Come on. 321 00:22:02,413 --> 00:22:04,449 Don't you ever hit me! 322 00:22:16,413 --> 00:22:19,132 [DOOR OPENS] 323 00:22:25,813 --> 00:22:27,849 How'd your date go? 324 00:22:36,213 --> 00:22:38,727 - Is he all right? - We need to make sure. 325 00:22:38,933 --> 00:22:41,322 - You said he slipped? - Yeah. 326 00:22:54,693 --> 00:22:59,244 - Well, Renee... - He got all aggressive. 327 00:22:59,453 --> 00:23:01,489 - I know, but... - But what? 328 00:23:02,213 --> 00:23:04,408 You barely know the guy. 329 00:23:04,613 --> 00:23:07,810 He's a patent lawyer. How dangerous can he be? 330 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,605 - Even so. RENEE: Even so, what? 331 00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:12,845 I can't have a guest without being mauled? 332 00:23:13,053 --> 00:23:17,649 You can lead a man by the penis but it's the wrong way to tame him. 333 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:22,931 - You're defending him. - Of course I'm not. 334 00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:25,044 I am talking about you. 335 00:23:32,293 --> 00:23:34,648 It's not that I don't want to help her. 336 00:23:34,853 --> 00:23:37,287 DOCTOR: Of course I want to help her. - But? 337 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:43,765 You know about the past-life phenomenon? 338 00:23:43,973 --> 00:23:46,362 - I've read about it. DOCTOR: You believe it? 339 00:23:46,573 --> 00:23:50,452 - Not really. - I've always considered it quackery. 340 00:23:53,613 --> 00:23:57,288 But I used hypnotherapy on Marie Hanson. 341 00:23:57,493 --> 00:24:00,246 And after a few sessions... 342 00:24:02,493 --> 00:24:07,203 ...she began talking in a voice from someone who lived 100 years ago. 343 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,847 - Who? - Lizzie Borden. 344 00:24:10,653 --> 00:24:14,248 Pardon? The one who killed her parents with an ax? 345 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,013 I believed it. The things she said... 346 00:24:17,213 --> 00:24:22,241 - I don't mean to sound skeptical. - How can you not? It's ridiculous. 347 00:24:22,453 --> 00:24:25,604 That's why I don't want to testify to that. 348 00:24:25,813 --> 00:24:29,442 I'd be a front-page joke. My practice would be over. 349 00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:39,444 JUDGE: Come in, please. Have a seat. - Thank you. 350 00:24:41,093 --> 00:24:43,527 And where is Mr. Fish? 351 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:47,806 I convinced him that since he made such an impression... 352 00:24:48,013 --> 00:24:51,642 ...he needn't actually be present. - Thank you. 353 00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:55,085 GEORGIA: But, Your Honor, deep, deep... 354 00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:58,763 ...inside the absurdity of the words that escape him... 355 00:24:58,973 --> 00:25:02,602 ...there is some truth. Businesses use window-dressing. 356 00:25:02,813 --> 00:25:06,931 I'm not gay. The suggestion I know less about wine or food... 357 00:25:07,133 --> 00:25:11,046 ...that I might be deemed less credible because I'm straight... 358 00:25:11,253 --> 00:25:14,006 ...I find it all repugnant. I'm sick of it. 359 00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:17,683 Yes, counselor, the court shares your outrage. 360 00:25:19,173 --> 00:25:21,812 JUDGE: But you might want to work this out. 361 00:25:22,093 --> 00:25:25,722 No laws protect heterosexuals against discrimination. 362 00:25:25,933 --> 00:25:28,731 - Practically speaking... - What are you saying? 363 00:25:28,933 --> 00:25:33,006 Since the law doesn't help, you'd rely solely on a jury. 364 00:25:33,213 --> 00:25:36,011 There are many people like Richard Fish. 365 00:25:36,213 --> 00:25:39,967 I don 't deny that marriage is an insidious institution. 366 00:25:40,493 --> 00:25:44,725 Love dies in the short run, leaving only hate and contempt. 367 00:25:44,933 --> 00:25:48,243 But every time a husband is chopped to pieces... 368 00:25:48,453 --> 00:25:52,241 ... we say, "Must be the wife." Marie Hanson is a rich woman. 369 00:25:52,453 --> 00:25:56,526 RICHARD: If she wanted her husband dead, she would've hired someone. 370 00:25:57,133 --> 00:26:00,728 - Good to contaminate a jury pool soon. - Good? 371 00:26:00,933 --> 00:26:03,242 What kind of lawyers are you? 372 00:26:03,453 --> 00:26:05,921 - He went on TV! - It won't happen again. 373 00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:08,124 BILLY: What about Dr. Peters? - Lizzie? 374 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:11,609 - The doctor said it. - She's probably faking it. 375 00:26:11,813 --> 00:26:14,646 She'd fake something less far-fetched. 376 00:26:14,853 --> 00:26:18,050 My cousin thought she was Helen Keller. 377 00:26:18,253 --> 00:26:21,689 Happiest person I knew. She'd walk around all day... 378 00:26:21,893 --> 00:26:24,453 ...saying, "I can see. I can hear." 379 00:26:24,653 --> 00:26:27,804 BOBBY: I gotta talk to Mrs. Hanson and Dr. Peters. 380 00:26:28,013 --> 00:26:32,848 BOBBY: You turned him on testifying? - I didn't turn him. I softened him. 381 00:26:37,133 --> 00:26:41,126 - Take the case outright or walk away. - The money's good. 382 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:44,484 They're nuts. Cage and his "moment" business. 383 00:26:44,693 --> 00:26:46,923 - He pulls that in court. - What? 384 00:26:47,133 --> 00:26:52,048 During trial, he takes a moment. And we needn't even discuss Fish. 385 00:26:52,453 --> 00:26:56,651 We're arguing insanity, and these people are the inmates. 386 00:26:57,213 --> 00:27:02,128 Oh, hello. Welcome to our unisex bathroom. 387 00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:06,087 I had a dream last night that we had unprotected sex. 388 00:27:06,853 --> 00:27:09,447 I'd say more if I knew you better. 389 00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:15,648 ELAINE: Oh, somebody was just here! The seat is cozy. 390 00:27:19,613 --> 00:27:21,444 I like a fresh bowl. 391 00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:30,804 - You're kidding, right? POLICEMAN 1: We have some questions. 392 00:27:31,013 --> 00:27:33,732 - He tried to maul me. POLICEMAN 1: You slapped him? 393 00:27:33,933 --> 00:27:37,812 - Then he slapped me. - That's when you knocked him out? 394 00:27:38,013 --> 00:27:41,050 Yeah. Right around that time. 395 00:27:42,053 --> 00:27:44,362 The guy wants to press charges? 396 00:27:44,733 --> 00:27:47,805 You broke a bone in his neck, Ms. Radick. 397 00:27:48,013 --> 00:27:50,846 He deserved it. The guy was out of line. 398 00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:58,972 It's not a theory a jury would accept. 399 00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:03,452 - We might consider saying blackouts. - I understand. 400 00:28:04,733 --> 00:28:09,807 Now, Mrs. Hanson, what I'm about to say next is a little delicate. 401 00:28:10,013 --> 00:28:13,164 It's something I've never said or done before. 402 00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:15,851 What? 403 00:28:18,373 --> 00:28:20,648 This other firm, Cage and Fish... 404 00:28:20,853 --> 00:28:25,529 ...I don't think it's in your best interest to let them represent you. 405 00:28:25,733 --> 00:28:29,487 I'm uncomfortable. Truth be known, I'm betraying them. 406 00:28:29,693 --> 00:28:34,642 My obligation is with the client. The lawyers at this firm are... 407 00:28:34,853 --> 00:28:38,050 ...just a little odd. - I've used them before... 408 00:28:38,293 --> 00:28:42,286 ...with great success. - Lf we use the Lizzie Borden theory... 409 00:28:42,493 --> 00:28:44,802 ...credibility will be a challenge. 410 00:28:45,013 --> 00:28:48,722 A challenge this particular firm might not be up to. 411 00:28:49,053 --> 00:28:50,691 Do they know about this? 412 00:28:50,893 --> 00:28:54,522 I wanted to tell you first. I'm off to tell them now. 413 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,850 In the meantime, just think about it. 414 00:28:58,093 --> 00:29:00,527 You're asking me to trust a person... 415 00:29:00,733 --> 00:29:03,645 ...who doesn't put a high premium on trust. 416 00:29:04,893 --> 00:29:08,886 My duty isn't to them. It's to you. 417 00:29:11,733 --> 00:29:15,726 - You went behind our backs! - In the interest of the client. 418 00:29:15,933 --> 00:29:19,323 - Divisiveness won't help! - You don't know homicides. 419 00:29:19,533 --> 00:29:22,252 - So we hired you. - Just so we get paid. 420 00:29:23,493 --> 00:29:27,088 We hired you for your experience and you betray us! 421 00:29:27,293 --> 00:29:31,730 - This place is too eccentric. BILLY: This place has good lawyers. 422 00:29:31,933 --> 00:29:35,926 - Why kick us off? - I didn't go to get you kicked off. 423 00:29:36,133 --> 00:29:40,809 You have more influence with her than I do. That's the problem. 424 00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:46,087 If our strategic decisions are absurd, I'd rather she be influenced by me. 425 00:29:46,293 --> 00:29:50,252 - It's that simple. - You could have just said that to us. 426 00:29:50,733 --> 00:29:54,089 - Who said we wouldn't defer to you? - Oh, really? 427 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:58,889 He just showed up on TV! Do you know what league you're in now? 428 00:29:59,093 --> 00:30:02,324 She took a hatchet and killed her husband. 429 00:30:02,533 --> 00:30:05,491 He won't free her by taking a moment! 430 00:30:05,693 --> 00:30:09,049 You brought me in, I'm in. You want me out, fine. 431 00:30:09,253 --> 00:30:13,610 But while I'm in, everything goes into getting her acquitted. 432 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:15,929 I'm not the selfish one here. 433 00:30:16,133 --> 00:30:18,966 The police are here about Renee. 434 00:30:19,413 --> 00:30:23,565 Her roommate almost killed someone. You think about my dream? 435 00:30:27,213 --> 00:30:29,044 You're all crazy. 436 00:30:36,213 --> 00:30:37,043 Hey! 437 00:30:40,933 --> 00:30:45,404 I said, "Hey." You make "crazy" sound like it's worse than deceitful. 438 00:30:45,893 --> 00:30:49,124 - I told you. - Only because the client would have. 439 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:50,322 Get out of my face! 440 00:30:50,533 --> 00:30:53,445 - I'm in your face! - Me too! I'm just shorter. 441 00:30:53,653 --> 00:30:57,726 You're all friends, but if she goes down for first degree... 442 00:30:57,933 --> 00:31:00,606 ...who cares if her lawyers held hands? 443 00:31:00,813 --> 00:31:03,486 - But we must work together. - I'll do that... 444 00:31:03,693 --> 00:31:07,049 Then do it! Either we're a team or we're not! 445 00:31:10,293 --> 00:31:12,523 It's the shoes! 446 00:31:22,293 --> 00:31:24,887 I've heard about this guy Donnell. 447 00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:29,211 Nothing sleazier than a lawyer who's a stickler for ethics. 448 00:31:29,413 --> 00:31:32,246 So he should have gone behind our backs? 449 00:31:32,453 --> 00:31:33,488 [DOORBELL RINGS] 450 00:31:33,693 --> 00:31:38,448 If he told you first and was afraid you'd run off to tell the client... 451 00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:42,891 - What's wrong? - I'm sorry. It's not my call. 452 00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:44,812 - What? - Renee Radick... 453 00:31:45,013 --> 00:31:48,767 Never mind. We gotta book you on assault. 454 00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:51,010 - What? - You're a kickboxer. 455 00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:54,205 HARRY: You broke the guy's neck. - Only a little. 456 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,529 - He's a respected... - He came at me! 457 00:31:56,733 --> 00:32:01,124 We don't want to do this, but politically, if we don't file... 458 00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:05,406 - You're taking me in? HARRY: I'll arraign in chambers. 459 00:32:05,613 --> 00:32:08,889 - You're kidding me. - We gotta go. No cuffs. 460 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:21,209 What's next? Straight hairdressers? Decorators? 461 00:32:21,413 --> 00:32:26,612 Once you start giving quid pro deus ex affirmative heterosexual action... 462 00:32:27,173 --> 00:32:31,132 RICHARD: ... it won 't stop. It's enough they run the Republican Party. 463 00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:35,451 - Potential jury out there heard that. - What's wrong with you? 464 00:32:35,653 --> 00:32:38,372 I have had it! This firm is a joke! 465 00:32:38,573 --> 00:32:42,725 We look like clowns. We get a big case and look at us. 466 00:32:42,933 --> 00:32:45,766 BILLY: Ally calls our client a killer. 467 00:32:45,973 --> 00:32:49,204 You go on TV and say killing is a wifely thing. 468 00:32:49,413 --> 00:32:53,452 And you blurt "Poughkeepsie" and flush toilets by remote! 469 00:32:53,653 --> 00:32:57,043 We're a joke, and I'm embarrassed to be here! 470 00:32:57,933 --> 00:32:59,844 I'm embarrassed! 471 00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:10,645 What did you think? 472 00:33:17,653 --> 00:33:19,564 What was that about? 473 00:33:19,773 --> 00:33:23,129 This is a chance for us to play on another level. 474 00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:26,086 A level I can and want to play on. 475 00:33:26,293 --> 00:33:28,807 - Nobody doubts that. BILLY: We all doubt it. 476 00:33:29,013 --> 00:33:31,163 We practice hit-and-run law. 477 00:33:31,373 --> 00:33:35,889 We get retainers before clients can find somebody more competent. 478 00:33:36,093 --> 00:33:39,972 - You don't believe that. - We shouldn't need outside help. 479 00:33:40,173 --> 00:33:42,448 Sometimes we need it. 480 00:33:42,653 --> 00:33:43,483 Billy... 481 00:33:44,213 --> 00:33:45,248 We're kids. 482 00:33:46,133 --> 00:33:50,729 - Bobby isn't much older than us. - He's five years more experienced. 483 00:33:51,133 --> 00:33:56,332 Didn't you see them laughing at us? Couldn't you see that? 484 00:33:58,213 --> 00:34:02,764 - You want a probable cause hearing? - I had cause to break his head. 485 00:34:02,973 --> 00:34:06,329 - I assume that's not on record? - We don't want it. 486 00:34:06,533 --> 00:34:09,570 - You prosecute and defend? - PC is a formality. 487 00:34:09,773 --> 00:34:11,923 - It'll drag it out. - Unless I win. 488 00:34:12,173 --> 00:34:16,166 You want an outside opinion from someone making that call? 489 00:34:16,373 --> 00:34:20,969 Kickboxer, broken vertebrae. This will survive probable cause. 490 00:34:21,173 --> 00:34:24,722 We'll plead not guilty. No bail. Immediate trial. 491 00:34:24,933 --> 00:34:28,243 - One witness. We'll plow through it. - Joke. 492 00:34:31,933 --> 00:34:36,643 "He killed my pigeons." That's what she kept saying over and over. 493 00:34:36,853 --> 00:34:40,163 BILLY: What did she mean? DOCTOR: I had to look it up. 494 00:34:40,413 --> 00:34:43,928 Lizzie accused her dad of beheading her pigeons. 495 00:34:44,133 --> 00:34:48,729 - It's a theory of why she killed him. - She said this under hypnosis? 496 00:34:48,933 --> 00:34:52,164 - Also said, "He chops off dead feet." - What? 497 00:34:52,373 --> 00:34:56,491 The Lizzie Borden Society didn't know the meaning. 498 00:34:56,693 --> 00:35:01,687 Then they called back. Evidently, Mr. Borden worked as an undertaker. 499 00:35:01,893 --> 00:35:05,329 He'd chop feet off to fit corpses into coffins. 500 00:35:05,533 --> 00:35:08,047 Marie Hanson knew all this stuff. 501 00:35:08,253 --> 00:35:11,723 Any chance she's faking this to set up a defense? 502 00:35:11,933 --> 00:35:14,925 Yes, but I'd know. Faking hypnosis is hard. 503 00:35:15,133 --> 00:35:19,092 There's no sense in faking Lizzie. It's too preposterous. 504 00:35:19,293 --> 00:35:20,089 And also... 505 00:35:20,293 --> 00:35:21,203 [STUTTERS] 506 00:35:22,893 --> 00:35:26,249 Don't forget Lizzie Borden was deemed innocent. 507 00:35:26,453 --> 00:35:29,445 She did it! The jury took pity on an orphan. 508 00:35:29,653 --> 00:35:33,931 Before you get carried away, I'll talk about the seizures... 509 00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:39,161 ...temporal lobe disorders, blackouts. - We may need the other. 510 00:35:41,093 --> 00:35:44,130 All I have is my reputation. 511 00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:47,245 DOCTOR: If I get up and testify about past-life... 512 00:35:47,453 --> 00:35:52,447 If I say, "I think my patient may have been Lizzie Borden in a prior life"... 513 00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:58,325 ...it won't help her. It'll definitely ruin me. 514 00:35:58,533 --> 00:36:02,242 We wouldn't ask you to say something you don't believe. 515 00:36:02,453 --> 00:36:06,765 But if you do believe it, how can you not stand up? 516 00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:12,045 Can I think about it a little more? 517 00:36:13,133 --> 00:36:14,452 Sure. 518 00:36:21,053 --> 00:36:24,489 Let's split things up. First, past lives. 519 00:36:24,733 --> 00:36:27,805 We need experts just to see if that's viable. 520 00:36:28,013 --> 00:36:32,086 We need mock jurors. If this falls flat, we need feedback. 521 00:36:32,293 --> 00:36:35,444 I'll handle witnesses. Eugene can investigate. 522 00:36:35,653 --> 00:36:40,124 Let's get our own forensic guys, just so we don't get surprised. 523 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:43,450 We got a lot of work to do. Let's get to it. 524 00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:45,650 Who are you? 525 00:36:46,533 --> 00:36:49,764 - My name is... - Frank! Don 't listen! 526 00:36:50,013 --> 00:36:51,810 I told you, if you ever... 527 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:54,853 MAN 1 ON TV: - Stop that, you fool! - Fool, huh? 528 00:36:57,133 --> 00:37:00,648 Frank! Frank, stop! 529 00:37:15,813 --> 00:37:16,609 [GASPS] 530 00:37:19,693 --> 00:37:22,127 Damn it! Damn it! 531 00:37:23,733 --> 00:37:28,443 Why does everyone come and say "Ally"? Don't say because it's my name. 532 00:37:28,653 --> 00:37:33,169 I don't need to retain outside counsel to remind me of my name. 533 00:37:34,693 --> 00:37:36,809 The doctor is our key defense. 534 00:37:37,013 --> 00:37:41,803 You're the best one to hand-hold him. Assuming he doesn't say your name. 535 00:37:43,933 --> 00:37:46,845 You think we're all from Mars, don't you? 536 00:37:47,053 --> 00:37:49,044 I never said which planet. 537 00:37:50,493 --> 00:37:53,803 I know this is a good place. But, yes, you people... 538 00:37:54,013 --> 00:37:56,573 Different firms have different ways. 539 00:37:56,773 --> 00:37:59,003 And what's your way? 540 00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:04,126 Well, at the end of the day, we all go downstairs... 541 00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:08,485 ...and we dance. - That's office policy? 542 00:38:08,733 --> 00:38:13,249 A little. But our long-term policy would be... 543 00:38:13,453 --> 00:38:17,162 Well, it's probably to bounce our kids on our knees... 544 00:38:17,373 --> 00:38:20,649 ALLY: With them looking into our eyes without seeing... 545 00:38:20,853 --> 00:38:23,413 ...anything hard or jaded. 546 00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:26,893 And you think that's what I am? 547 00:38:27,453 --> 00:38:31,241 Well, I wonder. Do you ever have any fun? 548 00:38:31,853 --> 00:38:34,731 Is that the philosophy of this firm? Fun? 549 00:38:34,933 --> 00:38:38,130 There's more to life than being a lawyer. 550 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:40,847 - And I don't mean golf. - Sounds great. 551 00:38:41,053 --> 00:38:44,966 But you can't make a circle without making the ends meet. 552 00:38:45,173 --> 00:38:48,051 And that sounds even better. 553 00:38:51,293 --> 00:38:54,012 Do you ever want kids? 554 00:38:55,373 --> 00:39:00,242 It's just a question. I'm not volunteering to carry them to term. 555 00:39:00,733 --> 00:39:02,246 Do you? 556 00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:04,322 Someday. 557 00:39:05,893 --> 00:39:11,092 For the sake of their innocence, you might want to cling to your own. 558 00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:13,005 What's left of it. 559 00:39:18,533 --> 00:39:22,845 I'll just go to jail. Things might make more sense in there. 560 00:39:23,093 --> 00:39:25,482 - He was out of line! - I know. 561 00:39:25,693 --> 00:39:28,571 Then why do you keep going, "Renee"? 562 00:39:28,773 --> 00:39:32,607 Does it sound like an item a gay waiter would recommend? 563 00:39:32,813 --> 00:39:34,326 - What? - He was wrong. 564 00:39:34,533 --> 00:39:39,653 But if you don't take some of the responsibility, you're wrong too. 565 00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:41,845 Thank you. 566 00:39:43,813 --> 00:39:47,089 I'm always here for you and your problems... 567 00:39:47,293 --> 00:39:51,650 ...which go on and on and on. But when I need a little support... 568 00:39:51,853 --> 00:39:55,641 You also tell me where to go when you think I need it. 569 00:39:55,853 --> 00:39:57,809 That's what I'm doing now. 570 00:39:59,093 --> 00:40:01,323 - I'm going to my room. - You hurt him. 571 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:05,321 You're a kickboxer. You broke a bone in his neck. 572 00:40:07,413 --> 00:40:09,927 He's a creep. Your arrest was dumb. 573 00:40:10,133 --> 00:40:14,649 But if you don't look back and ask yourself how this happened... 574 00:40:15,933 --> 00:40:19,687 I've talked to the Biscuit. He'll represent you. 575 00:40:19,893 --> 00:40:23,442 This will all go away. We'll get through this. 576 00:40:24,933 --> 00:40:28,243 - I didn't mean to really hurt him. - I know. 577 00:40:28,453 --> 00:40:33,652 You needn't walk around with this "I meant to kick his head in" bravado. 578 00:40:34,773 --> 00:40:37,048 Let's get something to eat. 579 00:40:37,733 --> 00:40:40,327 - I'm not that hungry. ALLY: I am. 580 00:40:41,013 --> 00:40:43,243 Let's go grab a bite. 581 00:40:44,133 --> 00:40:46,249 And maybe a twin. 582 00:40:48,973 --> 00:40:50,850 [UTTERS FIGHT CHANT] 583 00:40:53,173 --> 00:40:55,767 VONDA SINGS: Oh, yeah 584 00:40:59,853 --> 00:41:03,129 Just a shoulder to cry on 585 00:41:04,133 --> 00:41:07,887 That's all I've been to you 586 00:41:08,413 --> 00:41:11,803 Just someone to rely on 587 00:41:12,253 --> 00:41:16,041 - Criminal defense lawyer. - I want to know what it's like. 588 00:41:16,253 --> 00:41:19,404 - I hope you like it. - Thanks for reminding me. 589 00:41:19,613 --> 00:41:21,251 About what? 590 00:41:25,413 --> 00:41:26,289 Oh 591 00:41:26,493 --> 00:41:29,451 I'm just someone you run to 592 00:41:29,813 --> 00:41:31,326 - Are we? - Are we what? 593 00:41:31,533 --> 00:41:35,492 - A joke to the outside world? - They don't get the joke. 594 00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:39,242 Now a real question. Think the twins ever get lucky? 595 00:41:39,453 --> 00:41:40,806 JOHN: Not that lucky. 596 00:41:41,253 --> 00:41:42,845 Who has the honors? 597 00:41:43,053 --> 00:41:44,088 John? 598 00:41:48,133 --> 00:41:51,443 - I'm gonna saunter up to an Ikette. - Excellent. 599 00:42:16,293 --> 00:42:20,002 I'm just someone you use 600 00:42:28,293 --> 00:42:30,170 IKETTTES SING: Just can 't refuse 601 00:42:31,773 --> 00:42:34,082 I'm just someone who loves you, baby 602 00:42:37,213 --> 00:42:39,010 I can 't lose 603 00:42:39,213 --> 00:42:41,602 I'm just someone you run to 604 00:43:20,213 --> 00:43:21,248 OLD LADY: You stinker! 605 00:43:22,613 --> 00:43:23,602 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 606 00:43:23,773 --> 00:43:24,762 [ENGLISH SDH] 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 48416

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