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- The bat is now contained,
but still very much alive.
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Human movement and noise
tends to agitate the animal.
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It will not bite the skin,
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but it will aggressively
attack the eyes.
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So please do not use the
bathroom beside room number...
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- All right, everybody,
get out your lunches.
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Quickly. Come on. Let's go.
My local bagel shop
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decided to take the morning
off, so I'm starving.
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Come on. I need to see
what Mommy packed.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
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That is such an annoying word.
Don't... don't do that.
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Now, get
back of the class, Marcus.
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- Yes, I'm serious.
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Go, now.
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Just, I can't...
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I can't do it
with you today, man.
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Too hungry.
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Naw, that's not gonna work.
Turn your desk around.
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I can't look at your face.
I just can't.
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- "Hangry" means horny
and angry.
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Basically, you're so horny
that you're angry.
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- All right, that's still
not working for me.
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See that leak right there?
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Try and get ya under that leak.
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All right? Get your body
under that leak.
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Not the desk.
Your body.
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Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!
That's perfect.
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There we go. Now...
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if none of you are willing
to share your snacks with me...
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then I'm off
to the vending machine
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for a little dose of C-13:
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Cape Cod Salt and Vinegar
potato chips.
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Have you guys had 'em?
Yum!
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Oh, and if Marcus moves,
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you all get detention.
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- One, two, three, four!
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- * Next time
I'll listen to my heart *
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♪ Next time,
well, I'll be smart ♪
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♪
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♪
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That's not what C-13 is.
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Hey, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph.
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Come here, man.
Hey,
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What the hell's
going on around here?
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- Oh, well, um...
between us,
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a moth laid eggs
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in the auditorium curtain.
Now, they hatched...
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- Mm-hmm.
- Now there's moths in the air.
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What loves moths?
Bats... all right?
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And I mean bats... plural.
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- I don't care. That's not
what I'm talking about.
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Where are my chips?
What is this?
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- Oh! The student council
is responsible
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for what goes
in the snack machine,
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and they're doing this
really cool thing right now
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called Healthy Habits.
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- Okay, tell me,
what's your day lookin' like?
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Pretty light?
- Puhh. Very busy.
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- Okay. Gonna need you
to shuffle some things around,
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make getting my chips back
your number one.
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- No, Jack. You do not
wanna get involved
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with the student council.
'Kay? I-i-it's the most
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toxically ambitious group
of students
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all together in one room.
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Come on, Ralph,
you're telling me
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you're gonna be
intimidated by a group
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of overachieving virgins?
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- Yes.
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♪
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All right.
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Ah, good. Grace! Hi.
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Just the person
I wanted to speak to. Hey.
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I'm gonna need you to get
my salt and vinegar chips
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back in the vending machines.
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- Oh. I'm just the secretary.
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I take notes.
I count votes during elections.
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If you wanna change a policy,
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you need to talk to
the president.
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Ugh.
All right, fine.
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Who's the president?
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- You may take your seats.
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Let's get this baby started.
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- You gotta be kidding me.
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Tssss.
- Mr. Griffin,
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you are more than welcome
to take a seat in the back.
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- That's cute.
Why don't we skip to the part
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where I get what I want...
Namely chips...
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Back in the vending machines?
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- Hmm. Well, unfortunately,
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we do have a little bit
of an agenda.
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First up on the list
is the discussion
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of our new rooftop garden...
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which I can confirm will be
generously sponsored
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by Kasperak Motors.
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Turns out, I had a connection.
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It's a joke.
They're my parents.
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- You guys actually listen
to him?
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- Hey, I have a mandate
from the student body.
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I was elected in a landslide
over Scottie Deeks.
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And he plays football.
- Yeah, well, I'm guessing
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Scottie Deeks sucks pretty hard.
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All right, talk about
your stupid garden.
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Go. Hurry.
- Thank you.
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Now, on to the selection
of vegetables.
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And you know what?
I think we should vote on them
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one by one, alphabetically.
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Starting with alfalfa.
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All in favor.
All: Aye.
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- Wow. Unanimous for alfalfa.
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Absolutely wonderful.
Next up will be...
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buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
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You know what?
I... completely lost my place.
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Grace, can you read back
the alfalfa results, please?
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- No. Hold on a second.
Chips. Okay?
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Why don't we do chips,
all right?
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I'm an adult, and I want chips,
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so I get chips.
- Oh, my G...
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Oh, I know what's going on here.
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This isn't about chips at all.
What?
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- Fired from Harvard,
stuck in Toledo,
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and these chips are just one
more thing you can't control.
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All agreed?
All: Aye.
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- Don't vote on that!
- Let's put an end to this
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right now.
All in favor of restoring
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Salt and vinegar chips
to the vending machine...
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Victor.
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Wow. Motion denied.
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Sorry, Mr. Griffin.
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- Okay.
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Yeah, all right.
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- Bye!
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- Now, you would agree
that looking good
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also helps with feeling good?
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- I suppose.
- And you would also agree
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that more radiant skin
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is preferable
to less radiant skin.
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- That's hard to argue with.
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- Then we agree!
Now,
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you are trying the shimmering
skin perfector.
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Mmm. Look at those undertones.
All right?
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Now, that is peaches and cream!
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Okay? Oh!
And is that the hand
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of a teenage supermodel?
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- Seems kinda young
to be a supermodel.
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- Look at that. Mm-mm.
So I'm gonna suggest
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a six-month supply
of the perfector, okay?
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Along with the stain
and the concealer
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and the rejuvenating serum.
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Sounds good?
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Yeah.
Yes.
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- Yes. Ooh!
Hold that thought,
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because pale Jennifer
is a gold mine.
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I'll just need your orders
by the end of the week.
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Jennifer, hold on a minute!
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Jennifer!
- Why is it so terrifying
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to say no to her?
Every time Stef
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get a new side hustle,
we end up spending money.
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And you know I'm trying
to save up for that houseboat.
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- We have to stand up to her.
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I've not cut a single
penny in half
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with those scissors she sold me.
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That's just not a need I have.
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- Okay. Everyone
shut up immediately!
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Today we're starting
a new revenge mission.
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Our target...
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boom.
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- Oy vey.
- Out!
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Go to the principal's
office right now.
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You, too, you sycophantic
minions.
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- But we... we didn't
do anything.
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I think ya did.
Ha ha ha.
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Think you did, yeah.
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Yeah, hey, Durbin.
I gotta send three kids
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to your office right now.
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Why? They were kissing
each other.
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Yeah! All three of 'em were
just sitting here
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doing kissing right here
in the middle of the classroom.
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It was crazy.
I couldn't believe it.
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Anyway, it was gross.
Here they come.
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Out!
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Yep.
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Have fun explaining that.
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- He must have
struck out last night.
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He's hangry as hell.
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- Now, as you may have heard,
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Marcus refuses
to bring back my chips.
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So our mission is to replace
Marcus Kasperak
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as student council president.
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- Can't you just buy chips
at the store?
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- Well, it's not about
chips anymore, Sarika.
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This is about principle, okay?
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And it is a little bit
about the chips.
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I do love chips, you know?
It's about 60... 40,
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principle to chips
at this point for me.
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- I get it.
- Yeah. Heather gets it.
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Thank you, Heather. So I read
the student council bylaws.
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We only need 200 signatures
to recall Marcus
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and replace him
with a new candidate.
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So today we're gonna be
choosing that new candidate.
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- This seems like
an overreaction.
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- All right, well,
Sarika's eliminated.
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So I wanna hear you guys
pitch yourselves,
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campaign-style.
Anthony, you start.
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- If I was president,
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I'd make all the dances at Prom
slow dances.
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If I'm paying 20 bucks,
I wanna feel a body.
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- There ya go.
Good point.
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Okay, who's next?
Colin.
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- I don't know
if I'm the right choice.
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There's a pretty damning
video out there
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of me blowing out another
kid's birthday candles.
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I got excited.
- 'Kay.
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Anybody else have any
skeletons in their closet?
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- I shoplift magazines
to feel alive.
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Getting caught's the fun part.
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Look, Why don't we
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skip past this and just
move on to the person
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with the most charisma.
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Dan Decker, you in?
Yeah.
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I mean, I actually did
student council
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back I Florida,
so I'd love to...
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- Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah... yeah, okay.
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Don't ruin it.
All right. Uh, guys...
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Dan Decker's our candidate.
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Let's go out and let's
get those signatures, okay?
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Pass those down.
I want you to be subtle.
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But I want you to be efficient.
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With each passing minute,
my chips get staler and staler.
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- And, o-of course,
sexuality can be...
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expressed in so many
different forms
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and permutations.
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I mean, David Bowie...
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- Absolutely! Yes.
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Okay. I'm gonna let you guys
off with a warning.
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So, uh, thank you.
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Okay. Yes, it's true.
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Some of the bats have
gotten into some of the vents.
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Eew. No.
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We need to talk about Stef.
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♪
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- Look, there is a rule
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against soliciting
on school grounds.
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Are you guys hearing
this nonsense?
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- I am, and I'm shocked by it.
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- Screw you, Durbin.
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Well, it is a rule,
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and I'm gonna have to
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ask you to stop.
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- Mm-hmm. Durbs, um,
you would agree that,
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as a teacher,
I don't make a lot of money.
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00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,962
- No. Not nearly
what you deserve.
252
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,797
- Mm-hmm. And you would
agree that
253
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,199
I should be able
to retire one day?
254
00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,635
Or would you prefer
that I die working?
255
00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:04,705
- No. I want you to die
somewhere fun.
256
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:07,007
- Then we're agreed.
You know what?
257
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,076
I'm so glad
258
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,011
you're on my side with this one.
259
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,113
You're one of
the good ones, dirty, okay?
260
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,982
Oh, and ladies,
don't forget those orders.
261
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,349
Yeah.
262
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,085
♪
263
00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:23,256
- Thought this was supposed to
be a rooftop garden.
264
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,092
- Apparently,
the weight of the soil
265
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,094
would have made
the gym roof collapse.
266
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,096
We almost killed
a lot of people...
267
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,998
- Victor. Mulch.
268
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:33,333
- I gotta mulch.
269
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,634
- Hey, Jack.
270
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,370
You know, I saw the most
curious thing yesterday...
271
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:40,273
Dan Decker chatting up
the Spanish Club.
272
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,210
At first, I was...
very confused.
273
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,746
And then I realized
what he was doing.
274
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,048
Courting the Latino vote.
275
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,083
- I think that club's
mostly white kids.
276
00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,651
- Victor, shut up!
277
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,355
Anyway, I passed
an emergency resolution.
278
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:59,126
To replace the president, it
now requires 10,000 signatures.
279
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,428
Sorry, Jack.
280
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,363
- Mark my words,
you soulless taint.
281
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,398
I will take you down.
You'll be out of office
282
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:08,435
before you see a single
precious tomato grow.
283
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,371
Or sooner. Depending on
how long it takes
284
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,273
tomatoes to grow.
285
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,243
- Well, depends on the size
and the soil.
286
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,778
By the way, we had to
find a place
287
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,246
for some gardening supplies.
288
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,449
Might make parking
a little bit of a mess.
289
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,152
See ya, Jack.
290
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:34,261
♪
291
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,918
- It's over, Dan.
Marcus sniffed you out.
292
00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,920
Pulled some midnight
procedural bullcrap.
293
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,122
And I was left bribing some
homeless guy to move his fort
294
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,924
so I could park in the street.
295
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,158
- Yeah, his house, his tent.
296
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,828
What
Look, time to move to plan B.
297
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,930
Where can I buy some cocaine
to plant in Marcus's locker?
298
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,164
Don't lie.
- Okay, this whole thing
299
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,833
seems like an insane
overreaction
300
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,067
to missing out on some
salt and vinegar chips.
301
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,869
- This has moved
far beyond chips, okay?
302
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,504
This is personal!
- So you don't care
303
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,807
about the chips.
304
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,809
I care about the chips a little.
305
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,143
It's about 90-10,
Marcus-chips.
306
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,544
- Oh, there you are. Hey.
307
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,113
Did you park out front?
- Yeah.
308
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,848
- It's street cleaning.
They just towed your car.
309
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,349
They towed my ca...
310
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,819
Ohh... okay. Student council's
outta control.
311
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,220
You gotta do something!
- No, no, no.
312
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,056
I told you, I don't want
no part of this, all right?
313
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,959
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is that Scottie Deeks?
314
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,962
That's the kid Marcus beat
for Student Council President?
315
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,832
Yeah.
That kid rocks.
316
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,801
- This school makes no sense.
317
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,371
Hello?
Is this
318
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,173
Jack Griffin?
319
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:56,043
- Marcus's election.
It was rigged.
320
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,548
And why are you singing?
- It's an Auto-Tune app.
321
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,083
Marcus has to be stopped.
322
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,185
Just follow the car.
323
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,287
Wh
324
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,958
Who is this?
- Get your dang gym clothes on!
325
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,026
You're not skippin' soccer
again!
326
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,128
- But my stomach is cramping.
327
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:18,866
- You are not on your period.
That only works for girls!
328
00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,868
- Follow the car!
329
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,875
♪
330
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,979
Follow the car.
331
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,048
Follow the car.
332
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,918
Follow the...
333
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,053
Hey, Michelle.
334
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,891
- I like the quiet.
335
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,128
- All right.
336
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:55,102
♪
337
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,879
♪
338
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,050
♪
339
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,451
- Hey, Grace.
340
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,154
- Ha ha.
Hey, quick question.
341
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:17,224
Uh... you wanna tell me
how you got this car?
342
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,294
- Uh...
343
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,430
- The garden has been planted.
344
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,066
And what grows?
345
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:29,102
My legacy.
346
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,038
- All right, everybody.
347
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,340
Quiet down, and all eyes on me.
348
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,275
- You know what, Mr. Griffin,
I have to say,
349
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:38,178
these interruptions are getting
a little bit ridiculous.
350
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,380
- Yeah. You know what I think
is ridiculous?
351
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,349
The fact that anybody thought
352
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,117
you could beat dreamboat
Scottie Deeks
353
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,086
in a popularity contest.
354
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,388
You see, Marcus knew
355
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,090
he was gonna lose the election,
356
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,325
so he had his parents
bribe the vote counter...
357
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,194
My girl Grace here...
358
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:57,297
With a brand-new car
from the family dealership.
359
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,665
Isn't that right?
360
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,100
And what did Grace do?
Well...
361
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,971
Grace, being a good
little solider...
362
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,239
she fixed the election votes.
363
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:10,110
Here is Grace's tally
of the actual votes.
364
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,711
Marcus didn't just lose.
365
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,314
Man... he got
absolutely crushed!
366
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,683
We got a whopping 426 votes
367
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,351
for Scottie Deeks.
368
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,988
Wow. We got a concerning
32 votes
369
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,255
for murderer Robert Durst.
370
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,091
I don't know what
that was all about.
371
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,994
And a very sad and pathetic
19 votes for Marcus.
372
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,428
Whoopsie-daisies!
373
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,169
Grace, is that true?
374
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,438
- Ah...
375
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:42,409
- Um, effective immediately,
376
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,445
I am retiring from...
377
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,748
public service, so...
378
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,118
I'll see some of you
in chemistry.
379
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:57,124
- Oh, no! Oh, I...
Oh, no, I thought he knew!
380
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,026
I thought the whole...
381
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,361
I thought he knew!
382
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,130
You know,
383
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:07,534
I-I have been told
that sometimes I...
384
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,037
overreact.
385
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,048
- Beautiful house.
- Oh, thank you.
386
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,416
- I appreciate you
letting me come over
387
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,152
and speak to...
I, uh...
388
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,554
guess I owned your son
pretty hard today.
389
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,490
- Please. I'm so ashamed
of what we've done.
390
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,559
- Yeah. It was...
pretty psychotic.
391
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,494
To get our little
392
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,763
superstar elected
high school president? Ha.
393
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,565
Probably.
- Hmm.
394
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,667
Kinda seems like
you're not that ashamed.
395
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,569
I'm gonna go talk to him.
- Please.
396
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,371
Could you do me one huge favor?
397
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,574
Tell him he won the election.
398
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,578
- I'm not doing that.
399
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,681
Oh, my God.
400
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,116
Oh, God.
401
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,422
♪
402
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,457
- * Where could I start
403
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,093
- Whoa! Hey, uh...
404
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,528
mind tossing this shirt on?
405
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,797
Getting a pretty wicked glare
off your back there, bud.
406
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,532
Uh...
407
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,368
Listen, we... we mighta
let this situation
408
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,769
get a little outta hand,
you know.
409
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,639
Blame shared equally, of course.
410
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:22,709
Maybe... 70-30, you.
I mean...
411
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,112
let's be honest.
412
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,681
You, uh...
wanna talk about it?
413
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,617
- When I won the election,
I just thought
414
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,619
people were finally
starting to like me.
415
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,722
I don't want you to tell me
that people actually do like me
416
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,757
or that none of this matters
'cause it's just high school
417
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,759
or anything like that.
- Oh, no, no, no, it matters.
418
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,628
It matters.
It's a serious problem for you.
419
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,196
You get in people's business,
420
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,764
tell 'em what
they're doing wrong.
421
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,733
It's just no good. Nobody
wants to hear that stuff.
422
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,836
Come on, you gotta think
more about how you come off.
423
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,838
But, look, it's not
entirely your fault.
424
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,107
I mean, you've clearly been
sheltered
425
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,842
by adoring parents, you know?
426
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,777
Normally, this sort of
obnoxiousness
427
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:01,481
would have been wedgied
or swirlied out of you.
428
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,750
Who's been bullying you?
429
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:04,884
- Nobody.
430
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,520
- Huh. Well, you know,
431
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,723
if it helps,
I could... I could bully you.
432
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,559
You know, nothing physical.
433
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,861
Just... burns, barbs,
you know.
434
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,529
Light verbal stuff.
435
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:17,897
- Isn't that
what you already do?
436
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,899
- Largely, yes, but in
this particular case,
437
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,669
the intention would be
slightly more noble.
438
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,437
- Yeah.
439
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,706
That'd be nice.
440
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,177
- All right.
441
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,744
I don't do that.
442
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,480
- Okay.
443
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,551
- Ow. It's hurting!
- Really scratch it.
444
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,687
- I know, hurry, hurry.
Here she comes!
445
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,455
- So...
446
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,556
you beauties ready to
447
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,824
finalize your orders?
- Yep.
448
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,793
I got my list right here.
449
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,262
- Whoa! Isn't this rash
right where you tried
450
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,830
Stef's make
- Ooh...
451
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,599
- Oh, my God!
I have one too!
452
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,834
- Oh, no, I guess we can't buy
453
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,903
any of your makeup anymore
ever! I'm so sad!
454
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,572
- Hey, hey, no, no, no.
Don't be sad.
455
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,941
Not when you can buy
this amazing concealer
456
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,776
that will cover that right up.
457
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,713
- Damn it, Stef! These are
obviously fake rashes.
458
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,216
We were trying to get out of
buying your make up.
459
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,617
- Oh, no.
460
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,485
I think mine's turning real.
461
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,853
- Listen, girl,
we wanna support you,
462
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,722
but we all make the same
amount of money.
463
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,557
I've been wearing the same
monthly contacts
464
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,891
for the past two years.
465
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,594
I guess we were just worried
that if we said no,
466
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,263
you were gonna get
really mad at us.
467
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,698
- Well, I'm not mad.
I'm just sad
468
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,235
that you feel like
you couldn't be honest.
469
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,869
Look... I don't know,
470
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,671
I thought this would
be a good way
471
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:32,905
to make some extra dough.
472
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,208
And I really did think
it looked good.
473
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,244
- No, no, no, it did look good.
474
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,778
- I don't know,
I guess I just...
475
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,847
feel like a smoother complexion
476
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,849
can sometimes have both personal
477
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,518
and professional benefits.
478
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:46,886
- Yep! I'm back in.
479
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:50,357
- No! Stef, damn!
You're relentless!
480
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,891
- Okay. I'm sorry.
481
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,361
I guess I just gotta
find out what to do with
482
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,796
$300 worth of beauty products.
483
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,631
- Hmm...
484
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:02,635
- Long story short,
the bats have been trapped
485
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,637
with only one confirmed bite.
486
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,974
So get well soon,
Mrs. Denunzio.
487
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,776
- Talk about handsome!
488
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:13,746
- The contouring's incredible.
489
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,682
- He honestly looks insane.
490
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,250
- Books back up on the shelves.
491
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,685
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
492
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,387
- Lastly, I'd like to
congratulate
493
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,789
the awesome Scottie Deeks
494
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,858
as our new
Student Council President.
495
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:30,263
And... Oh, disgraced former
president Marcus Kasperak
496
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:33,900
has accepted the position
of parliamentarian,
497
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,936
so... beware,
recalcitrant legislators.
498
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:40,307
- Seems like
an unnecessary position.
499
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,808
But congrats.
500
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,810
- I'm actually excited,
you know.
501
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,279
It's perfect for
a policy wonk like me.
502
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,581
By the way, I, um...
503
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,650
Brought you these.
504
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,753
- Wow. Now, see,
this is likeable behavior.
505
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,691
- Don't you think your
compulsive snacking
506
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:01,260
belies some kinda
unaddressed anxiety that...
507
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,364
Right.
Back of the room.
508
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,598
- Yeah.
- Got it.
509
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,634
Much appreciated.
510
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