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Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.08,0:00:12.50,Default,,0,0,0,,These are the rules for your new school liiiife. Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.50,0:00:16.45,Default,,0,0,0,,"School Rules" "Learn Hard"\N"Play Hard" "No Violence"\NThese are the rules for your new school liiiife. Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.45,0:00:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You guy are now all fellow stuuuudents. Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.20,0:00:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,So make sure you get aloonngg... Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.50,0:00:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Ros-chi! Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.00,0:00:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,"School Rules"\N"Learn Hard"\N"Play Hard"\NI'm your teacher now. Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.62,0:00:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Ros-chi. Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.33,0:00:28.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What the heck are we doing here? Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.70,0:00:30.33,Default,,0,0,0,,School life. Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.33,0:00:32.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. School life. Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.91,0:00:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The central facet of every young boy's life! Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.33,0:00:42.66,Default,,0,0,0,,But lots of my classmates\Nare clearly not students! Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.79,0:00:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,"School Rules" "Learn Hard"\N"Play Hard" "No Violence"\NYou shouldn't judge people\Nbased on their appeaaaarance! Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.58,0:00:54.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a terrible boy, judging people\Nby their appearances, Barusu. Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.29,0:00:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no. Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.45,0:00:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,That is clearly not the issue here. Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.00,0:01:02.54,Default,,0,0,0,,So what you're telling us Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.54,0:01:09.75,Default,,0,0,0,,is that we need to have a "school life"\Ntogether with the rest of the people here? Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.75,0:01:10.66,Default,,0,0,0,,"School Rules"\N"Learn Hard"\N"Play Hard"\N Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.66,0:01:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,"School Rules"\N"Learn Hard"\N"Play Hard"\NThat would be correeeect! Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.83,0:01:15.08,Default,,0,0,0,,And if I refuse? Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.08,0:01:17.87,Default,,0,0,0,,"School Rules"\N"Learn Hard"\N"Play Hard"\NYou can't refuse. Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.87,0:01:18.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't refuse. Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.70,0:01:24.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You would be punished for\Nviolating the school rulllles. Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.00,0:02:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,"Episode 2: Tension! Introductions" Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.16,0:02:56.79,Default,,0,0,0,,"Episode 2: Tension! Introductions"\NStare... Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.79,0:02:58.41,Default,,0,0,0,,"Episode 2: Tension! Introductions"\NWhat is it, Kazuma? Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.41,0:03:00.29,Default,,0,0,0,,The clothes he's wearing. Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.33,0:03:05.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, they're like the beat-up,\Nstupid-looking clothes you were wearing. Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.00,0:03:07.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you have to put it that way? Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.58,0:03:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Subaru! Subaru! Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.08,0:03:10.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What's up? Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.45,0:03:14.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That man is staring at you. Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.12,0:03:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Barusu, what did you do? Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.50,0:03:22.29,Default,,0,0,0,,So we're assuming I did something, huh? Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.29,0:03:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't think of anything. Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.04,0:03:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, everyoooone! Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.75,0:03:30.50,Default,,0,0,0,,"Introductions"\NIt's time for introductioooons! Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.50,0:03:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,"Introductions"\NLet's start with Subaaaru! Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.29,0:03:34.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.70,0:03:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,My name is Natsuki Subaru! Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.70,0:03:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Not only am I clueless,\NI'm also broke beyond compare! Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.25,0:03:43.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice ta meet ya! Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.83,0:03:48.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's good to see that Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.37,0:03:51.12,Default,,0,0,0,,no matter what world we find ourselves in,\Nnobody thinks Barusu is funny. Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.12,0:03:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you have to say it like that? Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.12,0:03:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, next. Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.37,0:03:56.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay! Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.75,0:04:00.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I'm Emilia. Nice to meet you. Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.95,0:04:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Puck, the spirit! Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.58,0:04:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Lia... Oh, that's her. Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.62,0:04:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,,If you mess with Lia,\Nyou'll have me to answer to. Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.20,0:04:12.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Puck... Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.25,0:04:15.87,Default,,0,0,0,,A spirit and an elf... No, a half-elf? Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.87,0:04:20.33,Default,,0,0,0,,We can assume that their races are\Nvery similar to what's in Yggdrasil. Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.33,0:04:21.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Ram. Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.33,0:04:23.45,Default,,0,0,0,,And this is my little sister, Rem. Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.45,0:04:26.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Rem! Nice to meet you! Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.37,0:04:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Beatrice. Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.12,0:04:30.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't really think it's\Nnice to meet any of you. Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.20,0:04:33.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll never make 100 friends that way. Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.37,0:04:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And I've never wanted to! Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.04,0:04:36.79,Default,,0,0,0,,--You make me so mad! What is your problem? Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.79,0:04:39.29,Default,,0,0,0,,--Even a little girl like that?\N--You make me so mad! What is your problem? Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.29,0:04:40.62,Default,,0,0,0,,--You make me so mad! What is your problem? Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.62,0:04:43.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Now then, I suppose it's my turn. Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.29,0:04:46.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Imper-- Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.29,0:04:55.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Imperial 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion\NCommander, Major Tanya von Degurechaff! Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.41,0:05:00.29,Default,,0,0,0,,1st Lieutenant Viktoriya Ivanovna\NSerebryakov, of the same! Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.29,0:05:02.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Captain Matheus Johann Weiss! Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.91,0:05:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,1st Lieutenant Wilibald Koenig! Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.45,0:05:07.83,Default,,0,0,0,,1st Lieutenant Rhiner Neumann! Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.83,0:05:10.16,Default,,0,0,0,,1st Lieutenant Warren Grantz. Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.54,0:05:15.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Uwah... They're from some war world. Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.29,0:05:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Uwah... They're from some war world. Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.08,0:05:24.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that girl reminds me of you, Beako! Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.00,0:05:25.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Make sure you get along with her! Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.08,0:05:26.79,Default,,0,0,0,,How many times do I have to tell you? Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.79,0:05:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm older than you are, Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.41,0:05:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,and I'm not making friends with anybody,\Nno matter how old they are! Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.12,0:05:32.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure, whatever. Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.12,0:05:35.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Me! Me! It's my turn next, right? Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.83,0:05:37.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Ahem. Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.00,0:05:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I am the omnipotent goddess of wat-- Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.45,0:05:43.95,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Aqua, everybody. Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.95,0:05:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Kazuma. Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.00,0:05:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Megumin. Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.00,0:05:47.70,Default,,0,0,0,,And that thing there is Darkness. Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.70,0:05:49.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Kazuma! Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.45,0:05:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't ruin my awesome introduction! Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.75,0:05:56.83,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right! As the greatest of the crimson\Ndemons, this is my time to shine! Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.83,0:05:59.25,Default,,0,0,0,,He called me "that thing." Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.25,0:06:01.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm being treated as if I were an object... Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.83,0:06:03.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you listening, Kazuma? Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.62,0:06:04.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Kazuma! Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.66,0:06:05.75,Default,,0,0,0,,"Introductions"\N \NKazuma! Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.75,0:06:08.20,Default,,0,0,0,,"Introductions"\N \N--Okay, you're all that's leeeeft! Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.20,0:06:08.45,Default,,0,0,0,,"Introductions"\N--Wait, is my introduction really over? Really?\N--Okay, you're all that's leeeeft! Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.45,0:06:09.12,Default,,0,0,0,,--Wait, is my introduction really over? Really?\N--Okay, you're all that's leeeeft! Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.12,0:06:11.87,Default,,0,0,0,,--Wait, is my introduction really over? Really?\N Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.70,0:06:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems for the moment, we have no choice\Nbut to enjoy a "school life" here. Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.83,0:06:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll go first. Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.70,0:06:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I am none other than Ains Ooal Gown,\Nlord of the Great Tomb of Nazarick! Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.70,0:06:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you there, girl. Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.83,0:06:41.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you not feeling weeeell? Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.37,0:06:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you talking about? Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.04,0:06:48.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Seeing Ains in his full glory has stirred\Nsomething deep within my loins. Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.37,0:06:52.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's really soooomething. Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.79,0:06:55.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we can move on for now\Nand do your introduction later-- Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.87,0:06:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Impossible! Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.87,0:07:02.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I cannot remain silent when\Nmy lord has already spoken! Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.83,0:07:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone, it is time for Nazarick\Nto demonstrate its power! Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.91,0:07:07.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Right! Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.54,0:07:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Shalltear Bloodfallen, floor guardian\Nof the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd floors! Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.83,0:07:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Cocytus, floor guardian of the 5th floor. Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.25,0:07:19.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Aura Bella Fiora, guardian of the 6th floor! Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.58,0:07:22.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Mare Bello Fiore,\Nalso guardian of the 6th floor! Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.66,0:07:26.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Demiurge, guardian of the 7th floor. Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.37,0:07:32.91,Default,,0,0,0,,And I am the Overseer of Nazarick\Nfloor guardians. Albedo. Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.16,0:07:39.37,Default,,0,0,0,,"Introductions"\N \N Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.37,0:07:41.33,Default,,0,0,0,,"Introductions"\NOh, my...\N Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.33,0:07:46.50,Default,,0,0,0,,"Introductions"\NWe really have a variety of\Nstudents here, don't weeee? Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.62,0:07:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm undead, so I'm not\Nsupposed to get tired, but... Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.75,0:07:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so tired... Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.16,0:08:01.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, transported to another world. Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.91,0:08:05.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And I still have this body, too? Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.75,0:08:07.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What am I supposed to do? Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.04,0:08:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Who are you? Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.62,0:08:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You... undead and his friends! Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.00,0:08:22.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I still don't know what kind of world this is, Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.00,0:08:28.66,Default,,0,0,0,,but no matter where we are, as a god,\NI cannot allow you to walk around freely! Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.66,0:08:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,A god, you say? Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.20,0:08:33.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right. Be grateful! Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.70,0:08:38.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I, Aqua, the goddess of the Order of Axis,\Nthe goddess of water, Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.79,0:08:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,shall personally send you to your next lives! Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.33,0:08:45.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Aqua! Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.41,0:08:48.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you really trying to start a fight\Non your first day of school? Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.70,0:08:51.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But he's an undead! Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.91,0:08:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,And then there's a demon and a vampire... Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.91,0:08:56.33,Default,,0,0,0,,They're very clearly evil! Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.33,0:08:59.08,Default,,0,0,0,,As a goddess, I have to do something! Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.08,0:09:01.58,Default,,0,0,0,,--I said wait!\N--Turn Undead! Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.58,0:09:03.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Turn Undead... Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.16,0:09:05.04,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a low level spell. Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.04,0:09:11.83,Default,,0,0,0,,A normal Turn Undead from her\Npacks this kind of power? Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.04,0:09:17.75,Default,,0,0,0,,My Turn Undead didn't work? Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.58,0:09:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You hit me! Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.66,0:09:22.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You hit me twice! Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.16,0:09:23.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I get it. I get it. Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.75,0:09:25.29,Default,,0,0,0,,--What? Let me go!\N--I get it, but we're leaving! Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.29,0:09:27.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Why? Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.62,0:09:28.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are we leaving? Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.95,0:09:30.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop it! Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.33,0:09:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,--I'm really sorry.\N--Let me go! Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.04,0:09:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no. It's okay. Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.20,0:09:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me go! Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.12,0:09:38.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll get you, you undead! Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.62,0:09:41.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll banish you from this world! Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.79,0:09:45.29,Default,,0,0,0,,A goddess who can make me\Nfeel pain even at level 100. Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.29,0:09:49.95,Default,,0,0,0,,And a human who casually\Npunches such a goddess. Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.95,0:09:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,This world... Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.41,0:09:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,...has some serious power balance issues! Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.54,0:10:04.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Aqua was violent towards\None of her friends yesterday, Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.29,0:10:06.91,Default,,0,0,0,,so as punishment she has to\Nstand in the haaallway. Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.91,0:10:08.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It's their fault, not mine! Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.79,0:10:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Their fault! Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.54,0:10:12.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Looking good, water goddess! Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.75,0:10:14.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You ratted me out to the teacher, didn't you? Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.75,0:10:19.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me help hold one of the buckets, please! Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.41,0:10:23.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You need to hold the buckets in a\Nmore elegant way. Let me hold one. Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.41,0:10:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,,At least let me use a finger, Aqua! Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.12,0:11:44.70,Default,,0,0,0,,"Principal's Office"\N Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.70,0:11:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,"Principal's Office"\NHow are our new students doing? Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.08,0:11:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,How are our new students doing? Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.08,0:11:51.37,Default,,0,0,0,,They're very interesting. Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.37,0:11:54.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But they stiiiill haven't quite\Nopened up to each other. Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.91,0:11:58.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Then why don't we try "that"? Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.08,0:12:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,"That"?