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Are you there, cod? It's me, mackerel.

New Oreo variety. "Chocolate cheese rum cool".

gripping, sweet.

Speaking of Rum Cooler: My cousin dane is cool once

and buys a bottle of wine For the girls' weekend.

that's very cool.

What else do we need For the perfect girls' weekend?

certainly no frozen dishes For the single man.

So to the right.

you asked your mom Can she drive us, Amelia?

no, I don't.

I don't want it to drive us. That is not the point.

you said you get your driver's license, so that we can drive in the convoy.

right. Or I drive with one of you.

in Alaska you can as a teenager Do not ride with other teenagers.

yes. We all drive separately But on loudspeakers.

as if we were sitting in a giant car

with several pedals, 18 windows and three power women.

it sounds hard, but if you Don't get the driver's license,

you will be from the girls' trip unloaded to Kenai.

you know that I trust myself.

I have many mouse pads, on which that is.

But I'm a lousy driver.

You get the driver's license.

I needed two attempts.

Do it or leave it, Judy Small Booty.

Do we need 48 chocolate chip muffins?

But yes. Absolutely.

So, yes. In a few days is our first girls' trip.

But I'm still A lousy driver without a driver's license.

The girls' weekend in Kenai Is it so soon? Exciting.

Just don't go to the Dreamy Jim's Motel. I was on the first tour.

The peep holes are wrong.

We are not in the hotel. We camp. In the garden of Kima's aunt,

But she doesn't look out the window.

We secretly bring wine

Listen to music with suggestive texts And possibly swap body.

Say, no weekend, on one of the parents.

I am not allowed to If I can't drive until then

But I definitely can't do that.

I am a failure, a lottery, An idiot, a baby.

And hitchhiking?

This is totally dangerous.

Bad experiences are good stories. In my case good songs.

Like my song " Cobra Kisses at the Zoo ".

Alanis, that doesn't help me For the girls' weekend with the JAK-PAK.

Wait, you call yourself Jak-Pak?

Absolutely no way. I prohibit it.

What? J-a-k. Judy, Amelia, Kima.

Jak. JAK-PAK.

- Sounds like a porn. - You are a porn.

You are really tense.

Yes, because driving stresses me so much.

I took many hours of driving And killed four people.

- What? - in the simulation of driving.

The software company said That is impossible.

What I did on the real street Wasn't without.

Hit!

- What does "blow a"? - Oh god, Judy.

Also in the city center I remained in the memory.

And in Delmer's house.

Hey, Delmer.

My inability to drive is my only uncertainty.

Fall in public?

Not any longer.

I remember exactly.

I had two sharp beef burritos In the Burrito Barn.

Several people there swore after that the fart had a face.

I think you get your driver's license.

Yes. Thanks. But not helpful, Because I can't.

I just can't! So don't go on my sack!

I'm looking for a game we hadn't played for a long time.

I don't know that.

Sounds like a box With 100 mini -games.

- Bingo. A puzzle. - Oh, wow.

Looks like a lot of fun. So many parts of the same color.

And no picture on the box, That tells us what it will be.

I was so excited Four only wins with red stones.

- Say "challenge". - Challenge.

Wow. Not bad.

You never guess what we found.

My disappeared can of Lil Boy Pomade?

My disappeared can Big Boy Pomade?

- No. - an unknown puzzle.

- Class. - Party-time.

Not another puzzle.

Yes, another puzzle.

You are obsessed. I don't hate puzzles.

I only like it so much less as if I hate her.

We have ever told you that we have a 7000-part puzzle

called "dazzling snow landscape" Loaned eyes?

It was in the newspaper.

Yes, many, many times.

Everyone was concerned about us

But when we start a puzzle Let's finish it.

Well, if you insist. Is it okay when I drink?

Yes. This is recommended. Give me one too.

Stupid Alanis. She considers herself to be so great Because she won several platinum

And is a living legend.

"Learning to drive, Judy." Bla bla bla.

Is there someone?

Hello?

That is fun. I like to scream.

What are you doing here? I didn't even know that you could.

Your imaginary girlfriend. Your rules.

- Can you get even smaller? - Tell me.

I think this alternative representation by me means

that you want to secretly That I get you to do so

to get the driver's license, Because you absolutely will.

I want that.

If I want something, I say it loudly so many hear it

mostly in song form. For example:

I prefer the seat in the aisle Thank you!

- now you. - No.

Say it.

I am learning to drive And finally get your driver's license.

- louder. - I get my driver's license.

Tell your family. You need witnesses.

Good. But first testify to this.

Pack your white butt.

Blue, blue, beige.

What is mainly beige, blue and yellow?

The Ikea shirt with the Ikea pants.

A minion that eats a piece of bread.

- Why would there be a puzzle? - Why puzzle at all?

Good point.

Hello everyone. I have something to announce!

That you are the volume of your voice no longer dominated?

No! That I this time will really learn to drive!

I'm finally getting my driver's license And go to Kenai with the girls!

In separate cars, according to law!

By crying it, there is no back!

My last attempt to teach was unsuccessful

And it's difficult now With the insurance,

But can I teach you again?

- yes! - Great. We start at dawn.

Good! Sorry, I can't stop roaring!

OK. Let's go.

But what about ours Ten-point tobin checklist?

Correct.

Mirror one to three, check. Petrol, check. Radio quiet, check.

Gurt created. Seat set. Hand brake is in there.

Salzy snacks, sweet snacks, Coffee and water available,

So that we don't have to go to the gas station where the prices are outrageously high.

We are ready to go. Why don't you start?

I have thought about your checklist.

I don't want to hurt you But I don't find it thoroughly enough.

Well, I'm very hurt But also open to feedback.

We have neither tire pressure nor oil level Or check the bumper thickness.

We should get out and do that.

An hour later

Looks good down there. Do we get on?

There are a few great ones old driving school videos on YouTube,

that we should see If we meet a classic car.

Yes. Or an older driver.

for the female driver,

whether on the way, To get a roast

or about Timmy to bring to the communion course,

are manual hand signals The best friend.

What is that? You should teach Judy to drive.

I do too. She changed the security check list ...

She hesitates it So that she doesn't have to drive.

I don't. She is a liar. She lies!

Do you know what? I'm taking over now. Honeybeese's driving school is in an hour.

OK. Yes. Super.

Yes, that sounds great. Perf ...

She escapes. Keep them.

- catch them. - I'm there.

OK. Driving should be fun.

It allows you to be independent and beyond everywhere

to places with fries.

I built a drive-in With your favorite food.

So, let's go. Very slow.

That's how I talk to wolf When he sees a spider.

AN ORDER

- So what. Done. - I did it.

Welcome to Sloppy Josephine's East.

What can it be?

A sloppy with cheese and Nasty Fries.

OK. Drive to the next window for your order.

OK. Very slow.

Judy, what the hell? Slower. Do not freak out.

Collection

- My mistake. - Yes, that was ... what happened?

I was at the wheel.

I can get in better And help with the puzzle.

Yes. The chance, Killing someone is low.

The beige part looks like a statue.

I recognize notes of neoclassicism.

Is that a woman?

One recognizes the other.

That sounded nasty, But I meant it literally.

It's a woman. And I think she's naked.

Yes. That is it.

OK. Now it's more fun.

Should we stop?

Moon has never seen an adult film.

I saw hundreds of it, Wolf.

We looked yesterday dismembered 2: only for fellow members .

And we can't stop. Because we are building every puzzle ready.

At some point in life you will all meet a naked woman.

If not personally, then on the Internet. It's not a big deal.

The most important thing is not to expose them.

Sds. Be yourself, girl.

- Alanis? - Hey, Jew.

- Sorry when I interfere. - I was sorting key rings.

I have so many Garfields I sort them according to facial expression.

So far I have "Lasagne love" and "Monday muffle".

But I always have time for you. What's going on, chicken dumplings?

Honeybee built me a fast food drive-in,

So that I learn to drive. I killed almost two of my brothers.

You still have one, half as wild.

It was a disaster.

Maybe you find it difficult With your family.

Too much pressure.

My mom wanted to teach me knitting. In the end I ate the yarn.

Igitt.

Is there someone else who could help you?

It's not a bad idea.

Tomorrow I'll go to the city And offer me.

That sounds strange. But yes.

Well, sit behind the wheel.

I steal my fax machine back.

Be ready to accelerate.

- No! - No worries.

You will get used to it.

Push the brake and start the car.

Okay, you waved it on. Now ...

You too. You could ...

You are on, Judy!

Sorry. Maybe you drive.

Okay, then go.

Where do you want to go? Judy!

Toby!

Judy!

Good. Now that the puzzle becomes a little clearer,

this partition shares it in the nude area and normal range.

Up here in the youth -free zone Is a face.

And then a lot of sky With strangely colored clouds

Or a fireworks.

It's late. Maybe we will continue tomorrow.

Or we go through and build it ready. The bride is completely at sunrise.

I knew you said that. I get another "puzzle politan".

The external hours of driving So were a letdown, what?

Man, Judy, what's going on?

I don't know it.

I'm so frustrated, I could roar.

So. did it.

Driving is scary.

There is no more in the city who can help me.

I drove with everyone.

Well, not quite.

I meant my throat.

- you? - Yes.

Who probably has 30 years drove my tour bus?

Not bad, but you are not real. That would be illegal.

Come on, Judy. Who does the law take care of?

It's night. We take side streets.

Well.

Some are really difficult to go in.

Treasure, that doesn't fit.

Hi.

Rockstar Jumpscare.

- Cabrio. Do we take off the top? - Sure.

I love it when the wind my hat Blow away and I need a new one.

Let's go.

Wow! Funny.

I am much quieter next to you.

I'm pleased.

Think of everything What you can do with the driver's license.

Visit exhibitions in other cities.

Follow a band and Falafel Sell ​​from the trunk.

How many letters I could give up in the drive-in post office.

Cursed, yes. You are so blatant, Jew.

Moon, you are at the head really got far.

Thanks. There it is.

You will all be amazed When the eye finished ...

Oh no!

Moon, Herrje. What is?

Oh my God!

No!

Oh my ... kind god.

What's going on here?

honeybee, the naked is our mother!

that's too fun. It's good that I stayed.

I wanted to get to know mom better and better But not that.

I get my things And pull away for a while.

Only a few years.

This pose is too sensual For the eyes of a son.

- stop screaming. - We won't!

No more!

Okay, it's covered.

Comes back.

Like the hell Does our mother come on a puzzle?

This type of puzzle there is no in the shop.

She made it from a photo to give away.

I bet it was for her lover Marcus.

But then she got him given something else.

How sex.

I'm sorry that.

We clear it away And never talk about it again.

We leave a puzzle unfinished?

We are on a crossroads.

Either we put The parts back into the box.

Or we pull it through

and complete a porn puzzle the family matriarch.

Nobody liked how much of mom we have just seen.

But more worries me that it is a picture of mom.

We don't want you to get sad.

- Do you know? - I know.

In the past I came Not well clear with her absence.

A real low point was When I ate her hair from a brush.

I'll choose the emergency call right away.

But I'm probably over your mom.

Completing this task is more important

When the debris, which left the love of my life,

When she left me and her four children.

So good, father.

- we keep puzzling. - No worries.

When we're done Let's paint her a thick sweater.

Now that I have calmed down

Is it cool to see the door through which I entered the earth.

My door is the scar on her stomach.

You continue to work your head While I finish the body.

I know him very well.

May I be the first to refuse?

Yes. Understood.

You know, Jew,

I read in an imaginary article One should talk to teenagers in the car,

Because they are freaks Avoid eye contact.

I look many in the eye. Even if they squint.

I look directly in and whisper: "I accept you."

Good to know.

But we should clarify Why you drive so badly.

What exactly scares you, Judy?

It's not that I'm afraid. I am only excessively excited.

That brings me out of the concept. Then I make nonsense.

- What do you mean? - It's like ...

it's like

Okay, we sing.

if I could drive I could go to the mall

to the port or to the zoo Or in a smoky arcade

I am interested in the last one. I like to roll.

What if I continue? Yes, it is part of growing up

but maybe I am like my mother

she went away and never came back

When I drive, I have the feeling that

I could continue. Sometimes I want that too.

You leave Lone Moose

but what if you never go?

you think your mom is a curse

Parisian restaurant London pub

what if she prevents you to leave the city?

that would be much worse

New Yorker Spelunke You meet a hottie

Who is bad to you But it is worth it briefly

Judy, you still have so much in front of you

you have to see Tokyo

and the country of Cleve

Hello, Cleveland.

what if I never go away?

I would be infinitely sad

I see how much worse that would be

I would be a bitter old, lonely woman

The children shout, the apples steal from your tree

drive to Kenai with the Jak-Pak

The name is still bad.

And one day you go to study And have your own life.

but from time to time you come back

You have a dressed snake. How cool.

One day I may really go

But I don't let the family down Not my kind

Nevertheless I have to see How the real world feels

Even if my dad ...

Judy.

my dad

- eyes on the street. - My dad!

There it is. The last part.

My naked mother's neck.

Do you give me a moment so that I without viewing the partition?

Good gracious.

Dad, what is? Don't say a piece is missing again.

When Moon three was

he ate the last piece of the Gorbachev mother painting puzzle.

No, all parts are there.

I just think it could have been a gift for me.

I took this photo.

Didn't know that you were on it. Respect.

It was many years ago.

late in the evening in the aquarium in Death Cliff.

Your mom had a weakness for jellyfish.

she absolutely wanted to collapse and take a photo in front of the jellyfish.

I didn't know that she was pulling blanks But you know it

if she does something.

How to leave us.

She was so determined And then she did it.

I said to her

She should from the photo Make a puzzle for me.

She did it and then forgot

Since she was always drunk and had affairs.

Well, that's understandable.

The night ended when she climbed into the pool and was stung violently.

But she was actually Once attentive, and that's nice.

In fact, she was a mystery.

Hey, Jew. Do you call from above?

Have you dreamed of a sonnet again? Do you need parchment?

Wait what? Are you all right?

Mhm. Aha.

Send me the location. I'll be right there.

People, Judy is fine. She drove alone and had an accident.

I pick them up.

Fortunately, she is doing well.

Absolutely.

Do we still make a puzzle?

- In any case. - I get more alcohol.

And I get 500 parts Retriever puppy in one field.

- Judy, are you really well? - Yes, really.

I spilled my Kombucha And scraped Honeybeese car.

But she is used to it.

I'm surprised, that you are all alone here.

You didn't want any help Because you supposedly hates it

And then you drive alone?

I am glad that you are fine But I don't understand it.

I'm finally once today Driven alone, mostly.

I thought a lot

and found out, that I find it exciting.

Maybe too exciting Since it is the first step to go away.

Well to see the world.

Part of me is subconsciously worried

that something is slumbering in me.

Maybe I'm an ass too who goes away and never comes back.

- You wouldn't. - of course not.

But if you were mad at me if I on a college in Chicago or something?

Now is it chicago?

Well, at least closer than Prague.

Judy, let me make two things clear.

First: I don't want to that you leave Lone Moose.

Second: I'm getting angry If you don't do it.

Okay, dad.

Let's bring Honeybeese car home.

She's pretty tipsy right now So a good time.

Motor vehicle authority

Should I smile Or make a serious face?

So: "This is a car". Or mysterious ...

Alaska driver's license

Target and press

- your puzzle. Ready to hang up. - Thanks.

Didn't even know that you like aquarium eroticism.

I don't. I mean ...

I want to say it was a gift.

I added another gift.

A picture of me In a transparent jersey

In addition to a display From Sammy the sexy seater.

Thank you very much, you and your friend Samuel.

The place for the naked, which is gone And for those who may come.

The JAK-PAK is not even out of lone mosses,

And I already have so much fun.

Should we change our group name?

- What? - No. JAK-PAK is perfect.

Sounds like a porn.

- Jak-Pak! - Jak-Pak!

We are the JAK-PAK! Jak-Pak!

we take a step back

lone mossen 'attractive best friends

with exciting hobbies such as collecting pens

pens

what we did on the excursion, Everyone is talking about it

-Irre, as we vomit on the bus - vomit on the bus

if it is late So it is, baby

we look pride and prejudice, A series adapted by Andrew Davies

We are the JAK-PAK JAK-PAK

we take a step back

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