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So the story starts,
"For sale, baby shoes,"

and you go, uh-huh.

But then it hits you
with "never worn."

And you're like, OK.

Now it's sad.

Just think about it.
Why would they...

We have two male patients
with puncture wounds!

I'm gonna freakin'
kill you, man!

It's soaking through.

I need more gauze right now!

His blood pressure's dropping.

I'm grabbing another bag.

Come at me, then!
Come at me, then!

Separate them.

De-escalate!

De-esca... oh!

Oh.

- Careful.
- Yes, I am, thank you.

Thank... I'm... I'm fine.

Thank you.

Here it comes. Here it comes.
Here it comes. Here it comes.

There's a prison about
40 miles from here.

They have an infirmary,
but for serious injuries...

i.e. stabbings...
they bring them to us.

Now, don't worry.

They're always restrained,

and we always have a
corrections officer

looking out for us.

So, uh, ooh, we're in his very
capable, very muscly hands.

That was crazy.

I mean, colorful language.

Like, what does it even mean

to someone's
in the face?

Here you go.

A little reminder of
hospital protocols

when dealing with
patient inmates.

Any questions right now?

Oh, I have a question.

What did they do?

You mean the crimes of
which they were convicted?

I cannot disclose
that information.

Do you know?

I do not.

It's probably something illegal,

if I had to guess.

Do you think they're violent?

You mean those two guys that

stabbed each other with
the homemade shivs?

I think they're
in for mail fraud.

Maybe they recorded
the World Series,

re-broadcasted it.

You... you can't do that.

OK, guys, let's not
speculate, all right?

Don't even think of
them as prisoners.

They are people
experiencing prison.

Just like when we
look at Anthony,

we see a qualified patient tech,

not an ex-con.

- Ex-con?
- Wait.

You were in prison?

Uh, that was supposed to
be confidential, Joyce.

I'm so sorry.

I thought you
started a ministry.

OK, it doesn't matter.

I... the point is, let's just

treat these guys like normal.

Any other questions?

Not about Anthony.

- Can I go to the bathroom?
- Mm-hmm. Please.

All right, back
to work, everyone.

This is the third time I've
stitched up this guy's abdomen.

He's either got to
stop running his mouth

or learn how to
protect his left flank.

You've treated
these guys before?

Oh, yeah.

We have a handful of
inmates we see a lot.

They're very active.

I mean, look at this chart.

"Stab wound. Stab wound.

Knife wound?"

That really should
say "stab wound."

We should start a
loyalty program where,

with your tenth stab wound,
you get a free fro-yo.

Just seems pointless
to do all that

when we know they're going
to attack each other again.

Yeah, well, we're not allowed
to just let them die, Matt.

No, I mean, we could
talk to them, you know?

Show them there's other
ways to solve their issues.

That's very sweet
and... and very noble.

But I don't think that a
couple of rival gang members

who tried to kill each
other are going to be

super receptive to reason.

Plus, they're almost
halfway to that free fro-yo.

I mean, it'd be
crazy to stop now.

Right.

Serena, would you do me a
favor and toss these for me?

Thanks.

The trash is right there.

Oh, it should be
really easy then.

Bruce!

I need your juice.

I need me some Bruce juice.

Your blood.

- Oh.
- Uh, yeah.

You have not donated yet, sir.

Today is the last day of
our annual blood drive.

Portland General
just had theirs,

and they're bragging
all over social media

about their 100%
participation rate.

Well, we are going
to do even better.

We are going to have...

also 100%,

because I guess you
can't really top that.

But we can tie it.

I'll try my best, Joyce,
but I'm pretty slammed.

I know, I know.

I was so looking forward to it,

but a ton of
back-to-backs today, so...

I actually just
updated the schedule.

You have plenty of time.

- Oh.
- Uh, no.

No, no, no.

I think you're forgetting
that last-minute

burr hole craniotomy.

Nope.

Dr. Jacobs did that,
so you're all good.

Well, there were
two of them, so...

Yep, Dr. Jacobs did them both.

Wow, Dr. Jacobs,

kicking ass and taking names.

Well, you're free as
a bird to do that,

so flap on over there.

Don't forget.

I'll make sure he remembers.

Oh, thank you, Sereeny-beany.

We're not there yet.

Thank you for that boundary.

So what's the deal?

Are you afraid of needles,

blood, or helping people?

That's hilarious.

No. No, no, no.

I don't do fear.

Matter of fact, the only
thing that I'm afraid of

is that my lack of fear
could get me hurt someday.

Uh-huh.

So I guess you're off
to donate then, huh?

Mm-hmm. Guess I am.

Great.

On your way, could
you toss these for me?

The trash is right
there. Should be easy.

Thanks!

There's a lot of tension
between doctors and nurses.

Nurses do injections,
transfusions,

general patient care,

and doctors complain.

Sometimes they initial forms.

I've never been to
jail personally,

but I've seen movies about it.

You ever watch
"Ernest Goes to Jail"?

I might not be the "IV
guy" or the "suture guy,"

but if there's one
thing I'm good at,

it's conflict resolution.

Step 1, establish common ground.

"Goes to Camp" has a higher
Rotten Tomatoes score,

but "Ernest Goes to
Jail" is where you really

get to see Varney's range.

I don't know what the
you're talking about, man.

You've never seen
the "Ernest" movies?

How long you been in prison?

They came in with a
bad case of the grumps,

and all they needed
was 50 ccs of kindness.

He's just young and naive.

It's kind of sweet, really.

When a six-year-old
writes a note

to the tooth fairy,
that's sweet.

When an adult does it, you
send him for a psych eval.

Well, I'm not sure that
believing people can change

is the same thing as
believing in the tooth fairy.

Yeah, and at least that
tooth fairy thing pays off.

I mean, you get a quarter
under your pillow.

You only gave a quarter?

So you're saying you're with

Susie Goodwishes over there?

I'm saying that
it's not insane...

It's insane.

I mean, it's not
impossible to...

It's impossible.

It's impossible and insane.

God, you're
annoying. And wrong.

- Bet you a dollar?
- Oh, a dollar?

Wow, that's like four
whole baby teeth.

- Are you sure?
- Thought so.

Do you know what?

You're on.

Ron is like the Darth Vader
of this department, you know?

And he's trying to get Matt
to come over to the dark side.

And I'm like, hey, no, come
over here to the light side,

to the...

the good side, the Force side.

Tim is going to kill me.

- Arm out, please.
- Whoa.

Hey, buy me a drink first.

No, kidding. Kidding.

No... no... no booze
on the job, obviously.

Uh, what are you
working with there?

That a 16-gauge?

Nice. Classic.

This guy's a huge fan
of needles, just FYI.

Don't you have somewhere to be?

Just wanted to observe.

Right.

Well, I think Maxine

would prefer not
to be gawked at.

I don't care.

Maxine doesn't
care. Good. Great.

OK, here we go.

Yeah. Tie me up.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Love that. Yeah.

Get those veins nice
and, uh, stickable.

- Now let's just...
- Whoa!

Oh, my God.

You just came at me.

It's just an alcohol swab.

Uh, so announce that.

I mean, come on.

- You seeing this?
- Yeah.

- You need to calm down.
- Oh, calm down.

Right. Yeah. Great advice.

Famously works.

- You try to do a good deed.
- Dude, chill.

- You're fine.
- No, she's not fine.

She's not fine.

Why is this on so tight?

Hey.

Hey, I just wanted to say
thank you for saving me...

catching me earlier.

No need to thank me.

Oh, well, I appreciate it.

I mean, I could have gotten hurt

if you hadn't been
so fast and strong.

No problem.

You know, it's funny.

They're always saying
that doctors are heroes,

but I think you guys
are the real heroes.

I mean, we are too.

We both are.

They should give us all capes.

Yes, capes.

They should. Yeah.

Bleh. All right.

My boyfriend Sanderson,
what I love about him

is that he is just
not strong, OK?

And not trying to be.

He's not some unevolved caveman
who just grunts and groans

and bonks you on the head

and takes you away
and ravages you.

All right.

Matt, let's go. I'm
going to help you.

Heck, yeah. Help me with what?

The prisoners.

Awesome.

Help me how with the prisoners?

I am going to show Ron
that when you're hopeful

and you're optimistic that
you can do anything, you know?

You can convince
hardened criminals

to change their entire way
of life in an afternoon.

Sorry, guys, but we are
really slammed today,

and you two are going
to have to share a room.

Jesus Christ.

- For real?
- Yeah, I know.

I'm sure you guys are both
really upset about this.

But hey, that's something
you have in common, you know?

You might have other
things in common, right?

Who knows?

Be pretty fun to find
out, though, right?

- Not really.
- Hell, no.

Ah! More agreement.

All right.

We'll let you get settled.

And hey, I believe in you two.

About what?

Uh, just like, whatever.

You can do it.

Now I'ma bust your face...

I don't know if you
guys realize this,

but by putting them
in the same room,

they might just figure out
they have more things in common

than they ever thought possible.

That's exactly what
we were hoping for.

He's not being sincere, sweetie.

- Right.
- It's OK.

A lot of people are
afraid of needles,

my niece, my niece's
imaginary friend.

I'm not afraid of
needles. I love needles.

I use them all the time.

I'm just not so in love
with the idea of needles

going into my veins
in particular.

Was it fun to watch Bruce break?

Yes.

Will I tap into that
memory repeatedly

over the coming years, maybe
even in a sexual context?

Absolutely.

But he does have to cut
someone's chest open later,

so we might need him
functional for that.

It's exposure therapy.

I'll lightly press the
needle against your skin

so you get used to it.

And... and this
actually works?

Yeah. I do it with
kids all the time.

Oh, usually, I let them
hold Dr. Boo Boo Bear.

- Want him?
- I'll pass.

All right. Now just relax.

OK.

OK.

- You're moving.
- I'm not moving.

- Stop moving.
- I'm not moving.

So...

Hey, remember what you
were saying the other day

about Bitcoin being stupid?

What? I said the
exact opposite.

Bitcoin is the
future of finance...

Now I'm touching your arm
and everything is fine.

OK.

And you... you're not
going to put it in, right?

I'm not putting it in.

You're not just
saying that and then

- you're going to put it in?
- I'm not.

No. Ow!

You stabbed me! Oh, you lied!

- You moved.
- My heart is pounding.

I feel like I can't
breathe. Oh, yeah, and this.

How is this supposed to...

I mean... wow.

That is really soft.

He has a really soft pelt.

He's nice.

You said he's a doctor?

That's a major piece
of equipment there.

Is that a... is that a Glock?

Yes, ma'am.

I was just guessing.

I had no idea. Wow.

Good one, Joyce. I
bet they're heavy.

They look heavy.

Oh, it's just a 9-millimeter.

- It's light.
- It's light.

Yeah, because you've got
all the core strength.

I have a boyfriend.

Uh-oh. Tapioca party.

Guess my invite's
in the mail, huh?

All right.

I have your scans here.

Oh, whoops.

These are not labeled.

Uh-oh.

Matt, do you know
whose X-ray is whose?

Huh? I can't tell
the difference.

Mm.

It's almost like under
all the superficial

stuff like scary body art,

we're all very
similar on the inside.

You know, despite
our differences...

You didn't label the X-rays?

What kind of broke-ass
hospital is this?

Yeah, and you just can't show
people other patients' X-rays.

That's a HIPAA violation.

Oh, wow, you know what
a HIPAA violation is.

But the question is,
a HIPAA violation

against which one of you?

Hmm.

Paging Nurse Alex
and Nurse Matt.

There's a call for
you from the Vatican.

His Holiness, the Pope,
would like to nominate you

for super sainthood.

Sorry, my Latin's
a little rusty.

Super sainthood.

That just came to
me in the moment.

OK, let's try
something different.

No needles at all.

Just close your eyes and
think of a happy place.

Now, where are you?

Dave & Buster's.

I'm with Salma Hayek,

and she's kicking my
ass at air hockey.

But I'm about to reveal
that I am not, in fact,

left-handed.

OK.

And now Salma has a needle.

Great.

I appreciate this, I do.

But I think I'm just
going to go to Joyce

and explain that...
what's that doing here?

- The phlebotomy arm?
- Yeah.

It's to practice blood
draws, but we use it

to show kids how it all works.

Huh. Look at that.

God, it feels so real.

Please don't do anything
weird with the arm.

- Huh.
- All right, guys.

No more nonsense, OK?

- Let's hash things out.
- Yeah.

Let's cut the junk.

Eddie, what exactly is
your problem with Nico?

Yo, you and this nerd ever bang?

Matt, you're up.

Uh...

You know, I've got
two kids, so I know

a little something about
breaking up fights.

True, my kids are small and cute

and not covered in tattoos,

but the concept is
the same, you know?

You don't give up.

No matter how frustrating it is,

no matter how bleak or hopeless,

you just keep pushing.

Trust!

Because failure
is not an option.

- Zip.
- Zap!

You.

We can't let him win.

Them win. We can't not win.

Yeah.

I mean, is this going well?

Not at all.

Do they hate me?

I think so.

But can we do this?

Honestly, I'm not sure.

The headline is we're
very optimistic.

All right. I know you
won't listen to me,

but maybe you'll listen to
my old pal Melissa Etheridge.

Oh! Matt!

- Oh, God.
- OK.

- All right.
- They didn't like that song?

- No, they did not like that.
- OK.

My shift actually
ended an hour ago.

Hi, how are you?

Beautiful day, isn't it?

How you doing?

The phlebotomist will draw this
real blood out of the fake arm,

then put it right back
in the blood bank,

and I don't have to get jabbed.

It's a win-win.

How is that a win-win?

You're the only one winning.

So it's just one win, OK?

What's wrong with one win?

Really.

It's a whole thing,
the two of us.

Katherine, thanks for donating.

Carolyn, way to go.

Paging Dr. Schweitz.

Final warning.

I vant your blood.

You got it, boss.

On my way to donate right now.

Oh, great.

Hey, we're finally
going to hit 100%.

Don't cheapen it, Joyce.

I'm... I'm not doing
it for the glory.

Oh.

That was a vampire accent
I was doing just now.

It wasn't a cultural thing.

You're good.

OK.

It's sad, right?

It's like they want
to hate each other,

like nothing we did

had any impact at all on them.

Yep. I'm calling it.

Time of death on
this dream, 3:46 p.m.

♪ So sad that you're leaving ♪

Hear ye, hear ye.

In recognition of your
work to eradicate hate,

I hereby present you both
with the key to the city.

♪ You're gonna be
the lonely one, oh ♪

♪ Do you believe in
life after love? ♪

Wow.

You're not very fun.

You win.

♪ I can feel something
inside me say ♪

Yay.

I won the dollar,

but I spent, like, 30 on
the confetti and the key.

Also, I crushed their belief
in idealism and humanity.

So all in all, not a good deal.

Hey, babe.

Listen, I was just thinking,
maybe we could go to the gym

and work out this weekend.

You know, lift some weights.

Or I could just watch
you lift weights.

Oh, sciatica. Right.

Oh, are you itching?

Well, that's what the
Epsom salt is for.

OK. No. No.

We'll... we'll just do
watercolors again, I guess.

No, it's fine. I love it.

No hard feelings
about earlier, yeah?

I think we both
lost it a little.

Can you make a fist, please?

There. Fist.

- Here we go.
- Great.

A little pinch.

Owie, that's smarts. Ugh.

Gonna feel that in
the morning. Mm.

Why don't you stop
looking at me then?

- I'm not looking at you.
- All right, guys, listen up.

Your nurses, a Little
Miss Goody Two-shoes,

and also Alex, need a win.

So I got you a couple
of cartons of cigs,

one for each of you.

All you have to do is
pretend to get along

for the rest of the day.

Deal?

We're not allowed to
smoke in prison anymore.

OK. Well, just trade these

for something else you need.

To who?

Other people who can't smoke?

Man, ain't you a doctor?

You're not supposed to be
giving cigarettes to patients.

That's not healthy.

All right, forget the cigs.

What do you want?

I'll take some sushi.

Yeah, that's good.

- Sushi?
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, sushi.

Four toro cut rolls.

And do you guys
have salmon belly?

Oh. OK, well, two of those.

No.

No miso soup.

Yo, what the , Ron?

Correction.

We will be having
miso soup after all.

Mmm. That salmon
belly just melts.

You gotta dip it fish
side down so the rice

doesn't drown in the soy.

Oh, word?

No.

I thought there
couldn't be that many.

It's really quiet.

Are they both dead?

I bribed them with sushi
to pretend to get along

with each other so you
two would feel better.

And now they're
actually getting along.

I think they really
turned a corner.

Our plan worked.

- We did it.
- No.

No, no. I did it.

Yeah. The sushi was my idea.

And we fixed Ron's broken soul.

Bask in that light, Ron.

No, I fixed my broken soul.

- I am the light.
- Wow.

Hey, you like Indian food?

Now it's Southern Indian,

so you have to be able
to handle your spice.

They know me there.

I just don't to be embarrassed.

OK, what's going on?

Everything good?

Not really. Your
blood stopped.

That's fine. Yeah.
That's... that's normal.

- Whoops-a-daisy.
- Oh, cheese and crackers!

- Ah!
- Ah!

Ah, ah, that one's mine.

No, no, no. That's mine.
There were eight pieces.

- You already had four, man.
- You counting my bites.

- Watch out.
- Yeah, man.

I saw you rushing through here

so you could steal one of mine.

I'm rushing because I
already know how you are.

I knew you was going
to pull this.

What? Man, you
played yourself.

You were rushing so damn much

- you didn't even enjoy them.
- I did!

I'm the one that told
you about dipping it

fish side first, bitch!

Who cares about dipping
it fish side first?

I do care! That's
how you eat it!

We're probably looking to
overhaul our security system.

If you're ever in
the mood to consult,

I wrote my personal cell

on the back of this
with a jelly pen.

Kind of fun.

.- Get your dirty-ass chopsticks

out of my damn
face, you dumbass!

Ahh!

- Back away from each other.
- Oh my god!

- Oh, god!
- Nope, it's OK.

This is OK. This
happens, really.

- Oh!
- It's OK. Don't overreact.

This happens. No,
you're overreacting.

Honestly, it's normal.

- Ahh!
- Oh, god! Oh, no!

Pull his bed against the wall!

No! you, man!

You stabbed me twice today!

All right! All right, bro!

Yeah, get 'em, Tommy.

This is normal,
really. I can fix this.

- His arm.
- This is normal. Come on.

His arm's coming off.

No. No, no, no. It's OK.

What?

So no one's ever
tried this before?

It's a shame to see all
that blood get wasted.

But if the person who
originally donated it

could see how much
joy it brought me,

I think they'd be
pretty psyched.

Hey, at least it was a
chopstick and not a shiv.

I think we're headed
in the right direction.

Sure, buddy.

Those guys were nice.

Not to me, but...

This job can make
you a little cynical.

Nurses see a lot
of crazy things,

and it can take its toll.

But it's important to remember
that we're not here to judge.

We're here to help,

help our patients
and help each other.

Because, you know,
life is complicated.

People are complicated.

Yeah.

I mean, it's like after
"Ernest Goes to Jail,"

you're thinking,
this guy can't miss.

But then he does
"Ernest Goes to Africa."

Don't Google it.

It's bad.

Pretty, pretty racist, so...