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Roje, when did you first meet actor Archie Toole?

And what was that meeting like?

I mean, he was really quite charming.

He's not just an actor.

He's Archie Toole.

And did he say anything inappropriate?

Well, not at first. But then?

But then he started asking me questions about my skincare routine.

He really wanted as much detail as possible.

What sort of detail?

Brands,

ingredients...

..how much skin came off after I exfoliated.

It was so weird.

That is weird.

But, Roje, he's the biggest star in Hollywood.

Why should our viewers trust your word over his?

Because it's the truth.

All of it.

Since the story broke, we've received even more screenshots

of messages sent from the actor's account.

I promise you, that is not my account.

When the women questioned if it was really Toole,

he responded, "I promise you, this is my account."

Anyone could have pretended to be me and sent those messages.

The message was accompanied by a selfie.

"It's not someone pretending to be me. It's me. Archie Toole."

Even if I did send those messages, it's not like they were that weird.

The next message said, "I collect human skin."

(GROANS)

OK. So, the story is definitely out there.

And the story is Archie Toole DMs women,

they engage in sexual relations, during which he peels, flakes,

or shaves parts of their skin that he then collects in a box.

The studio are threatening to Kevin Spacey him.

Well, actually, it would only be Kevin Spaceying if he'd filmed

part of the movie already,

which would be quite helpful - it would give us leverage.

What is a win is

that none of the alleged victims were underage.

Good work, Archie. No underage victims. Yeah. Good.

We attack, right?

Actually, we remove Archie from the spotlight,

and we check him in to a spa where phone access is prohibited.

Yeah, he won't be able to do any further damage,

and we have a great place

that we send a bunch of clients called the Post Office.

(PHONE CHIMES) Hmm.

Excuse me, I have to go to the...bathroom.

We got this under control.

They say these girls are the best in the business.

Everything is under control.

By the way, I have been completely fucked on this.

"Oh, Spence, you did such an amazing job

"with Amy's Nitro Espresso deal,

"we decided to give you Archie Toole."

I took out a margin loan on a WeHo condo,

and once everything was signed off on,

it was like, "Surprise!

"Now you get to fly 15 billion hours to the ass end of the world,

"because it turns out that Archie is into skin, sexually,

"which scares the fan base of predominantly children."

Mm-hm. Hmm.

Speaking of children, who the fuck are you?

Why do I get the feeling neither of you is Fritz nor Randell?

OK, so I'm Greta, and this is Nicole.

Fritz is dead, and Randell is... Survived by his son.

And we understand how emotional this all makes you.

We really do.

How tight is Archie's contract?

The lifestyle clause is our problem.

The legal test is - does collecting skin offend public conventions?

That will let the studio drop them from the movie.

Now, the good news is that the studio aren't going

to make any major decisions

without the director, Jeb Carson's, sign-off.

Now, the bad news is that Jeb Carson is an emasculated fedora chode

we've had to ass-kiss for 14 long lunches

just to secure this role in the first place.

Hmm. He never even liked Archie.

He never wanted him. And now he's got this.

Fuck!

OK, Spence, we won't let that happen.

Not gonna happen, Spence.

Well, it looks more raised

than it does in the reference journal.

Yeah, you'll find that's common in gingers -

weaker genetic selection.

It happens whenever I get stressed.

Have you had any reason to be stressed lately, Ian?

What's this ball? Wait, where's my chair gone?

Haven't you read New Beginnings, the visual ethos memo?

We've shifted to a more ergonomic seating plan

to better align with our moral health mission.

Nothing came through on email.

It's not on email, it's on duro.

Have you downloaded duro, Ian?

(DISTORTED) Ian!

I mean, not...not really.

Where's my Bento box?

Ian, we told you, if you don't place your order on duro

by COB the previous day,

then it'll be assumed that you're intermittently fasting

or you've meal-prepped your working week.

Ian, and they told me you were fasting.

Uh, no.

You have to download it, Ian. Ian, have you downloaded duro?

Hashtag #yumtime. duro, Ian. Hashtag #yumtime, Ian.

We're your bosses now.

I mean, I've just been usurped professionally by two women.

Not that that's a problem.

It's just that they're much younger than me.

Not... Not that that's a problem either.

It's just that they look at me with this pity and condescension.

Either way, whenever I think about it, I can't breathe,

and I get this pain down my left arm.

OK, Ian, wear this band for the next 24 hours

to monitor your palpitations.

You'll feel a short pulse at random intervals

throughout the day. (BAND VIBRATES)

Uh...

Aren't I too young for something like this?

Not really.

People your age drop dead all the time.

Oh.

NICOLE: You can't send mail there, it's not...

OK, great.

Archie, why don't we grab your phone off you?

Yes, Archie, it's so important that you stay silent

while we work out what is favourable

about collecting skin as a lifestyle choice.

Uh, we'll organise a car to come collect you.

Yes, and, oh, don't forget to have fun, Archie, as well.

Yes, just relax and forget about everything.

(CLEARS THROAT) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

You've got somebody supervising Archie at the spa, right?

Um...

I've handled this guy for three days,

and there are two things I know for certain -

he cannot act and he cannot be trusted.

(GROANING)

OK, well, we can send Ian. He should be...

No man, no. No man, no man.

Massive daddy issues. We need a woman.

Oh, well, we're...

Not a woman he'd be attracted to.

Well, that's us out. Hmm.

We could send Meredith. Perfect.

Meredith? We'll send Meredith.

Meredith. Yeah.

Now, isn't it like Meredith's first day off in, like, 34 years

or something like that?

Didn't she go on about that? Hmm.

Hi, Ian. Hi, Ian.

Ian, where have you been? Greg keeps calling.

What the...? Greg from Star Toys.

Your oldest friend, Ian. Why is my lunch at 3am?

What?

On duro.

Oh, you've set it to Warsaw time.

Well, can you change it back? I'd have to reset your profile.

(GASPS) You'd lose all of your plus points.

But I've just reached silver two! Yeah.

I know, why don't I just add nine hours to the time in my head

from now on?

Great idea.

Shall I let Greg know you're on your way?

The girls are all on top of the Archie Toole thing.

Archie Toole? Hmm.

Why don't you go to Star Toys?

What? Without you?

I should stay here just in case

Greta and Nicole need my help with Archie.

Don't worry.

It'll just be a factory fire or child slavery or something.

Huh?!

Just tell Greg to use

the Ian Corporate Love playbook play.

You'll be fine.

Yeah.

Greta!

Nicole!

(PHONE VIBRATES)

Yes.

Meredith, so, we totally know it's your first day off in 34 years.

Yeah, and you're probably doing something so restorative.

It's a personal day, and we respect that.

We're just brainstorming. Yes.

Being, like, "How do we treat Meredith?

"How do we let her know she's valued?"

So we went ahead and booked you into the Post Office.

That's a celebrity day spa, Meredith.

Although if you pass an actual post office,

we might have a package for you to pick up.

It's, like, weighted wristbands.

They're, like, pretty heavy for me to carry, so...

And that is a tomorrow problem - tomorrow morning, though.

Today, we've booked you into a day spa.

That is the point of this conversation.

All expenses paid?

Of course. It's on us, which is on the company.

Alright, then.

Amazing. Great.

Oh, my God, Meredith, you're going to be totally transformed.

It's going to be like a car wash for the mind, body and soul vibes.

Just a note, though, Meredith, because it is a company expense,

you will have to meet our client, Archie Toole there.

Yes, and you will have to keep him off his phone

because he has been outed for skin-based sexual deviancy.

Oh! Great.

Thank you so much, Meredith. That's...

(SIGHS)

I think I had a lot of empathy in that conversation.

I've noticed you've been working on that.

Hey, so what the hell was this guy thinking?

Didn't he learn anything from MeToo?

Don't do anything weird in the bedroom without an NDA first.

That's quite a special message to glean from MeToo, Ian.

Well, the lesson was - NDAs work.

This guy should be eating, breathing and shitting out NDAs,

hiding all his shame in paperwork.

Firstly, that is vulgar. Secondly, no, Ian.

Actually, I think Ian might be on to something with that,

in the sense that he's completely wrong.

I mean, skin-collecting only offends public conventions

because it's shameful.

Wait, you're talking a classic reverse frame.

We eliminate the shame from Archie Toole's skin-collecting,

and, wait a second, suddenly he's totally inspiring.

Exactly. Reverse frame.

This is the first time an A-lister has been out and proud

from the skin-collecting community.

Wow. Love that. I'm writing that down.

That's so good.

He's not out and proud.

He employed us to bury the evidence.

Well, actually, I think he employed us

to wage war on the rampant kink-shaming in Hollywood.

Skin-collecting's not a kink.

A kink is having sex on a swing

or while you think about someone else.

People should be ashamed of some things

and keep them hidden deep inside them.

(LOUD VIBRATING) (MOANS)

(INTERMITTENT VIBRATIONS)

OK, great.

Well, looks like you know what you're doing.

So, what do we think that was? I have no idea.

Finally, Meredith.

Yes.

You're perfect.

Have a morally acceptable time, Archie.

Oh.

Oh, right.

OK.

I'm going to book in

for the Solo Calde Golden Foot Scrub Package.

Oh, and the Eight Hands Massage.

And for sir over there?

Oh, he can have what he wants.

Oh, except for the skin exfoliation treatment.

Sir, we have a no phones policy.

Oh, I don't have a phone.

It's just I'm an actor

and sometimes I think some people think

that I have a phone when I don't, just 'cause they see me on screen.

But easy mistake to make.

We can see the phone beside your leg, Archie. Come on.

(SIGHS)

Hello, mate. Hello!

Welcome to the Star Toys universe.

Greg, sorry Ian couldn't be here.

Look, I'm sure he sends his best. First time here?

Yeah. Wow, exciting for you.

Argh! Jeez!

DOLL: I'm beautiful. Every single time!

That's our educational doll range.

Such a great initiative!

So, what seems to be the problem? Oh, this way.

Oh, my niece wants one of these!

No, she doesn't.

Oh!

(COUGHS)

Oh, God!

Why discuss skin collection when wind farms keep killing whales?

It's a Margaret Kone piece.

I've got her running the whataboutism angle.

That is so good. (PHONE VIBRATES)

Oh, my God, and this is Amanda about the listicle.

Oh, perfect. Amanda...

Are you working with Margaret Kone?

I love Margaret Kone.

Ian, I am Margaret Kone.

Well, we're all Margaret Kone, aren't we?

No. Like, I quite literally am Margaret Kone. I created her.

She's one of my several aliases that I use

to influence conversation online.

But something about her centrist platitudes really resonated

with older audiences such as yourself.

And then editors were messaging me, me as Margaret,

asking me for op-eds and think pieces.

She really took off.

Yeah, yeah.

But I mean, she has gone off the boil a bit

in the last few months.

Oh, no, that sounds really good.

I was just thinking, like, eight kinks making a comeback,

like shoe-sniffing, objectophilia...

Um, yeah.

I mean, something chill, like skin-collecting.

That also works. What about... What about eating poo?

You know, like the scat stuff.

(INTERMITTENT LOUD VIBRATIONS) (MOANS)

No, sorry, I am still here.

Yep, live by this afternoon would be...would be great, Amanda.

Thank you.

Are you OK, Ian? Anything you want to tell us?

OK, girls. I'm back on deck. Have you done anything at all?

Oh, we have bombarded our online contacts

with our anti-kink-shaming campaign.

It's a movement and a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice.

On the pink feed, we have Nikki Lake doing a deep dive

on how skin-collecting is actually a racially inclusive kink.

Yep, and on the blue feed, we have Doctor Hugh Memphis doing a video

about how social stigma affects the frontal cortex,

therefore kink-shaming causes brain damage.

Mm-hm. And our Estonian design team is doing all the text

and animation for that.

Authentic social media presence is all about spoon-feeding influencers

information that you bought from Estonians.

So, but what the fuck does any of this mean?

Are you following this?

No, and I don't think anyone cares

about that failed model turned fake doctor

making videos about skin.

That's right. Who is this guy?

Ian. Ian Randell.

Wait, the Randell of Fritz and Randell?

Why isn't he on this brief?

OK, re- our social outreach, this algorithm will place the vids

in front of anyone who has lingered on Njord content

for longer than three seconds in the last 60 days.

That's everyone we need to reach to influence the conversation.

Everyone.

Look, those are fancy stats, girls, but the way I see it,

we need to be hitting the decision-makers,

the movie studios,

the Jeb Carsons of this world.

That's absolutely right.

This isn't about whether Brandon Nobody

from Butthurt, Ohio thinks that skin-collecting is

a new social movement,

because he's not the one

making $300 million investment decisions on movie franchises.

Yes, I am agreeing with this.

I know, I know TikToks are fun, girls,

but maybe we should get the Wall Street Journal talking

about how movie studios would be a lot more profitable

if they stopped getting so worked up

every time a guy jerks it into a pot plant.

(LOUD VIBRATIONS) Oh!

(MOANS)

(INTERMITTENT VIBRATIONS) (MOANS)

GREG: I mean, it's fascinating, really.

You know, the lithium bank's just a little bit...

..a little bit too close to the capacitors.

So the shielding, you know, creates a kind of a shaped charge.

Shaped charge? Yeah.

Upwards.

I mean, basically a precision hit to the genitals

to anyone who's standing on the board at the time.

Oh! Oof!

(THEY COUGH)

And this is marketed at children?

Yeah, well, that's why I couldn't email you the photos.

But we're following Ian's playbook on this.

We're doing the corporate love method.

Yeah, I mean, you just tell the parents

that it's an isolated incident,

pay their medical bills while the kids do a factory tour,

and in return, they sign a watertight NDA,

buying their silence in perpetuity.

I mean, most of them have been delighted.

OK, well, then, what's the problem?

A hold-out.

One of the parents wants to go to the press.

And, look, once that happens, then they'll all know

that this wasn't an isolated incident.

It's going to bloody ruin us.

Oh, well.

OK. Wow. Um...

Well, I'll take these photos

and I'll see what Ian thinks about them.

OK.

(MOANS)

Sorry. What the hell was that?

Uh, what was...? What was what?

Uh, you were vibrating, Ian.

The sound was coming from inside of you.

Oh. Uh, that?

No. Yeah, I've heard that, too.

I think maybe it's, uh, coming from the building or something.

Ian, we're not stupid.

It's OK, Ian.

And while we really appreciate you fully supporting our stance

on anti-kink-shaming...

It's just still super inappropriate

to have a vibrating butt plug up your arse in the office.

Up your arse. What? No, no, it's not...

You probably take the butt plug out your arse, Ian.

Take your butt plug out, Ian.

I mean, it's not... Go take out your butt plug, Ian.

It's not a butt plug.

(SIGHS) That's why he's not on this brief.

Sorry.

Um, what goes into this cheesecake that makes it $265?

Raw cashew cream and sea gel.

Ooh, sounds disgusting.

We'll take three of them.

Archie, what do you want?

Oh, God.

Come on.

(SIGHS)

(SCOFFS)

Look, can I just ask,

what is the most expensive treatment you do here?

Or should I just add Korean snail mucin

to my hair Botox package?

Well, our most sought-after programs

are with our systemic family healing guru, Susanna Bali.

And she's the most expensive?

She's the leading healer in the Pan Pacific, and she's 1,400.

Hmm?

Tell my fridge to DM Claudia.

(ELECTRONIC BEEP)

What do you mean? Oh, great.

Apparently, Archie's been using his smart bottle to connect

to his fridge to log into Instagram to DM a foot model.

Fantastic.

We have zero traction on our videos. What happened to the Kone op-ed?

OK, it's published online, and so far it has, uh...

..one comment. What is it?

"Fuck up Margaret Kone!"

Great. What about the listicle?

OK, well, they've taken the liberty

of publishing two listicles. Well, that's great.

No, "Cool Kinks and Kinks That Stink".

Oh, my God, what stinks?

Skin-collecting.

BOTH: Fuck! OK, we have to get this down.

Well, well, well.

Looks like your butt plug buddy was right.

Oh, well, actually, Spence,

the internet is like a complex marketplace of ideas,

which takes time... To unfold into the play.

And it's different here. It's a long game, if anything.

You're in Australia now. It's the southern hemisphere.

Oh, my God, it's Jeb Carson.

No way. No way, no way.

No fucking way. Uh...

Wow. Hi.

Can I take this moment to say you are my favourite male auteur?

Jeb. Jeb, listen, we are across the online conversation.

I mean, every listicle journalist is a hack. People know this.

People are saying this.

Also, who cares what Kylie Blands from, um,

Lacklustre Town, uh...

Kentucky. ..have to say about kinks?

I mean, what do they know?

I don't care what they think. Exactly. Because you're an artist.

I care what I think. Yes.

Archie's out. Oh.

Let me guess. It was a nothing burger.

Actually, a disaster burger.

The hover board has a defect.

They've been using your corporate love playbook on it.

They're using the corporate love playbook on this?

This isn't a corporate love playbook play.

This is a recall playbook play.

Have they recalled? They don't need to.

Except for this one person,

Star Toys reckons the truth won't come out.

The truth will come out. You recall.

You get ahead of the story, you accept responsibility,

and you control the narrative.

That is the only playbook to use

when you're dealing with kids' genitals.

We cover up the sweatshops.

We do not cover up the sweatshops.

Well, yeah, we do cover up the sweatshops.

But that's only because nobody's ever going to find out.

And even if they do find out, nobody actually cares.

Whereas people do actually care about this.

Cody, why wouldn't you immediately tell them to issue a recall?

Every minute that we're not issuing a recall goes

into the court transcript when this inevitably goes to court.

I messaged you, you never responded.

I haven't got any messages.

Oh, wait. There they are.

Oh, fuck. I'm still on Warsaw time!

Oh, the timestamps show

that you received these messages nine hours ago.

That's not going to look good. Oh, fuck!

MEREDITH: 35 years I worked for him.

It's just I never got a chance to say goodbye.

And he was...

He meant so much to me.

And now I don't even know if I knew him at all.

My heart... (SMALL ITEM HITS FLOOR)

Sorry.

Sorry, Archie, I can see

that you're writing something down there.

Yeah, I'm taking notes.

No, he's not. Yes, I am.

I'm taking in the session.

He's writing filth.

He's disgusting. See? No-one ever believes me.

Meredith, why do you think you always assume

the worst of Archie?

I'll bet your entire $1,400 fee

that that note contains something unbelievably crass.

Like, "I'm a stiff little boy,

"and I'm going to peel all your dry skin off

"and keep it in my arse," for instance.

Hey.

Archie, can you hand me the note?

Archie?

Archie.

Oh!

Sorry.

What does it say?

We've got a lot of work to do here.

(WHIMPERS TO SELF)

Oh, God. You know what?

This isn't fun anymore.

Not until the session is over, Meredith.

(SIGHS)

My problem is Njord doesn't eat skin.

He just doesn't.

OK, again, there's no evidence that Archie eats skin, at this point.

There's no evidence. You're not listening to me.

With a film like this,

you need to respect the origins of the text.

If Njord suddenly collects skin,

then the horse has already left the station, hasn't it?

I mean, why not change Njord's name to Njora?

And why not say that Njora isn't a Nordic warrior

who watches over the fjord after all?

Because Njora is actually a lesbian bartender from Barbados.

You know what I'm saying?

Er, we definitely hear the words you're saying, Jeb.

Nobody wants Njord to be a lesbian from Barbados

who collects skin, Jeb. No-one wants that.

He might as well be with Archie as Njord.

It's not true to the comic books or fair to the fans.

OK, so, sorry, you want to sack Archie Toole the actor

because, in your mind, he can no longer portray

a half-centaur Nordic god who fucks a snow goose

in order to retain his ice powers?

The snow goose is from the original Swedish fairytale.

We're adapting the manga retelling. Yes.

So, um, I think where we're going wrong here, Archie is an actor,

so he's actually going to act the character. Um...

He'll transform into the role. Yes.

You know how they didn't really find those big blue creatures

to play those big blue creatures in Avatar?

Those creatures were made on a computer.

How dare you talk about those fucking beautiful blue creatures.

I don't want Archie as Njord.

It's factually incorrect. And I'm the director.

Jeb! Jeb, wait, wait.

I'm just gonna try something.

OK. Jeb, Jeb, Jeb, Jeb.

Um, OK, so, uh,

while we really respect your dedication

to protecting the integrity of the fictional Norse gods

in your cinematic work, ultimately, we represent Archie.

So if you were to revoke his contract in any way,

then we would be forced to use the tools in our arsenal

to punish you for that decision.

Oh, wow. OK, they're doing it.

Are you fucking threatening me?

Not unless you're saying you've been extremely kind

to every woman that you've ever worked with, ever.

Then we wouldn't be.

I want you to know that myself and the Njord cinematic universe

stand behind Archie Toole.

Archie as Njord.

This is an important moment in kink history,

and I'm proud to be part of it, because I just love my kinks.

Because I'm an inclusive male auteur.

Wow. I wonder what he did.

I mean, he's really going for it, so probably something quite horrific.

Hmm.

Just got to duck out. Something quite important.

What could be more important

than watching us nail the Archie case, Ian?

What's this?

Oh, my God! Oh, shit!

Ian! What? (LOUD VIBRATIONS)

(MOANS)

It's not a butt plug. It's a...

Heart monitor. We know, Ian.

Nicole's grandmother had one, before she died of old age.

We are not letting you take on this brief, Ian.

But Greg's my oldest cl... Hang on.

You knew it was a heart monitor?

This is not coming anywhere near our brand.

No, definitely not in the visual ethos memo.

He's the first client I ever brought to the firm.

He's my friend.

This is a branding issue, Ian.

And that's coming straight from the top, which is us now.

Your brand might be deformed children's genitals,

but it is not our brand. It's not our brand, Ian.

ARCHIE: See, that's the thing.

It makes so much sense because she cut my brother's nails

and she cut my sister's nails,

but she never cut my nails!

Oh.

Oh, look, Archie.

Looks like you're back on the film again.

So, they're taking care of you.

What? Really? Yes.

Oh, my God!

That's such good news.

Oh, my God.

I love you, Mum.

Ta!

Does Susanna Bali have a business card?

OK, so, Jeb is on board.

Fine. Great.

But also, who cares? Because this...

ANNA MCDOWELL: What are your thoughts?

If Jeb Carson is standing by him... (SCOFFS)

..I know the rest of the industry will too.

We're going to fight this.

We don't want this story to just go away.

We need this story to just go away!

OK, we understand that, but we've pulled in every favour.

Yes, Spence, at this point, all we can do is damage control.

Yeah, exactly. You can't just bury something like this.

You'd need a whole new story to blow it out of the water.

Something more heinous.

More sensational.

Something more explosive.

What?

No!

You can't!

Get the folder! Get the folder!

Yes, do it. What is it?

Hi, Anna. Yeah.

I have the most heinous, explosive story to tell you.

Don't! No! Yeah. Two words.

Just... Child eunuch. I know.

(QUIETLY) Just hang up! Hang up! Headline would be good.

Don't!

I'm so proud of you, Archie.

I mean, how did we manage to turn this around?

I don't know.

ANNA MCDOWELL: And now to a horrifying exclusive report.

Dream gift or every parent's worst nightmare?

Tonight, explosive revelations

about a beloved toy turning children into eunuchs.

Anna keeps messaging us, by the way.

She wants to catch up for some reason.

Oh, I think we just ignore her. I agree with you.

IAN: No, I know you're not a mutilator.

Mate, you know me.

I wouldn't do that to you.

It's not in my playbook.

It went above my head.

Oh, my God, it's Bobby. Finally. Answer it!

OK. Get it.

Hi, Bobby. Girls, congrats on the Archie fix.

Handled as delicately as the skin he puts in boxes.

Uh, thank you, Bobby. Thank you.

Oh, we had one thing we wanted to ask you.

Just when the board is going to ratify our position?

Yes. Just, you know, for our security,

financially and emotionally.

Girls, girls, this is a big thing for the board. OK?

For a start, I had to sit them down and explain what a woman was.

Unlike Archie, they need to make sure

that your talents aren't skin deep.

So, just do everything perfectly and you'll be fine.

Alright? OK. Bye.

OK, but can we just get a...? Absolute...

What does that mean? I have no idea what that means.

(PHONE VIBRATES) She's still calling.

I can't. I'm done. Honestly, just ignore her.

What does she want from us?

We just gave her the biggest story of her career.

No, no, I totally agree with you.

Oh, Greg...

Oh, no... (SIGHS)

Oh, I understand.

It's so beautiful seeing a face with so many stories etched into it.

Oh, thank you, Archie.

Did you work with Frank for...how long you said?

Oh, around 30 years.

Frank Fritz is gone too soon.

I always had such a good time on his yacht.

Sorry. His what?

His yacht. His superyacht.

His...superyacht?

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

His superyacht. Yeah.

It was just incredible energy on there.

You know, it was, like, powerful.

I just... His parties, they always...

It always like, sparked something in me, spiritually.

Physically.

Oh, hey.

No, I think you should probably just... (SIGHS)

(HIGH-PITCHED) Shit!

(EXPLOSION AND SCREAMING)

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