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Maybe we should exercise it 12 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,880 by politely marking our territory in the office. 13 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,800 Something to signal the commencement of our leadership. 14 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,480 OK, maybe we bring in... Our shoe trophy? 15 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:58,720 Our giant metal shoe trophy! 16 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,640 Our Best Female Newcomer Under 30 in PR award. 17 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,240 God, that would look so good in Fritz's office. 18 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,360 Oh, I cannot believe we're gonna put it there over his dead body, 19 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,360 just as he predicted. 20 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,120 I will make sure that the shoe is in Fritz's office by COB today. 21 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,040 Thank you for taking on the emotional and physical labour 22 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,320 of the giant shoe trophy task. 23 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:12,800 OK, but I won't be doing any physical labour. 24 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:13,800 Have you heard of Two for One? 25 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,080 It's, like, an app where you get two workers for the price of one. 26 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,640 Two workers for the price of one. Is that legal? 27 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,560 Apparently they classify the second worker as a friend, 28 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,840 which gets around a lot of laws. 29 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,640 Amazing. That's amazing. I'll delegate that to Cody. 30 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,360 I just still worry about Ian. True. 31 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,520 I wonder how he's going following what one may perceive 32 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,760 as his humiliating demotion. 33 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:28,760 Hmm. 34 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:47,920 You know what would help Ian? 35 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,520 A strict colour palette policy. 36 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:50,560 OK, wait. Client update. What? 37 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,320 Hannah Halston of Poche is already in the office. 38 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,120 Why? Is there backlash about her biome commercial? 39 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,640 I thought it was so strategically inclusive. 40 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,480 No, everyone's too scared to hate the commercial, 41 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,040 but apparently, one of her employees is revolting. 42 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,600 What do you mean revolting? How? Like Ian? 43 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,640 No, publicly coming out against her alleged cruelty 44 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,280 in the workplace. Oh. That's terrible. 45 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,560 I know. Can't wait to meet her. Absolutely. 46 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:17,080 I'm just...heartbroken. 47 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:18,840 She wasn't just my employee. 48 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,600 She's like my...chosen family. 49 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,000 And now my chosen family hates me. 50 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,840 I don't understand! 51 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:27,960 Thank you. 52 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,200 Honestly, Hannah, you have nothing to worry about. 53 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,640 Laura is just one person who's taken this moment 54 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,520 to find issue with your leadership. One sad girl. Yeah. 55 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,960 Hannah, we've seen this time and time again. 56 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:40,240 As a female CEO, you're held to an impossible standard. 57 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,960 Exactly. People expect you to be a strong, 58 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,080 unemotional leader and also everyone's friend. 59 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,360 Nobody expects Bezos to remember their rising sign. 60 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,600 Thank you. 61 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:51,120 Bobby said you girls would get it. Aw! 62 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,640 I told him it was really smart 63 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,840 to have two women running his PR outfit. 64 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:57,800 I love your vibe already. 65 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,520 We love yours. Yeah, we like your vibe, too. 66 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,520 Yeah. A lot. 67 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,680 Oh. (BLOWS NOSE) 68 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,400 I don't have to tell you that the timing of this is 69 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,000 just disastrous. I mean, I've spent months 70 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,920 negotiating this buyout with Wellspring Femme, 71 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,400 and this... 72 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,440 ..gets in the way of that. 73 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,840 Hannah, it won't. We're on top of this. 74 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:19,920 (BANGS ON TABLE) 75 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:22,240 Leading a company is difficult. 76 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,400 It is. Absolutely. 77 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:26,160 Especially when you're a reformed people-pleaser, like I am. 78 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:27,520 Hmm. 79 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,160 And sometimes you have to work with people that are just, like... 80 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,680 ..not your tempo. 81 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,520 You must get that. 82 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:36,800 Yes, we do. 83 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,360 We totally get that. We really get that. 84 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:39,840 We get that in the biggest way. 85 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,360 Good morning, Meredith. How are you, Ian? 86 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:43,360 Never better. 87 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,400 You're in early. 88 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,120 You asked me to come in early. 89 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:53,080 Yeah, well, I wanted to hit the ground running, 90 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,720 show the girls what a real work ethic looks like. 91 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,680 Oh, they've been in for an hour. What? Oh, fuck! 92 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,520 And they've asked me to take delivery of a shoe. 93 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,680 Who is it? It's Hannah Halston. 94 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,640 It's all over socials. Oh, OK. Change of plans. 95 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,080 Um, boot up TikTok. 96 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,080 Uh, well, what about the shoe? I don't know. 97 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,600 Delegate that to Meredith. 98 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,440 NICOLE: I mean, wow, just straight off the bat, 99 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,440 I'm seeing a lot of deeply subjective language here. 100 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,360 For example, one person's relentless and targeted bullying is 101 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,600 another person's, um, reasonable pursuit of excellence, 102 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,000 is what I think. 103 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,640 And this one person, this laurasmoltbabyyy, 104 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,120 very limited capacity to define anything. 105 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,000 The way that I see it, she is completely unfit 106 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,160 for the expectations of corporate life. 107 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,960 These two principles, 108 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,400 along with the fact we only have one accuser... 109 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,080 One. One, a sad outlier. 110 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:40,000 Sad outlier. A tragic outlier. ..is going to inform... 111 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,280 Hannah! 112 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,040 Yes, yes. Great. 113 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,720 Seen all your bullying online this morning. 114 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:50,000 Or baseless allegations of bullying. (CHUCKLES) 115 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,120 Uh, glad to see the girls have kicked things off. 116 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:57,320 I suggest we adopt a double D strategy. (CHUCKLES) 117 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,480 'Deny' and 'discredit'. 118 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,440 Uh, just spitballing here, 119 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:05,480 but maybe the accuser is a bit of a nutjob or something. 120 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,040 Uh, OK. Ian, I just, um... 121 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,280 Oh. 122 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,280 Ian, was it? 123 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,200 Yeah. It's Ian. Ian Randell. 124 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,080 The Randell of Fritz and Randell. 125 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:18,360 Uh, well, not counting my dad. 126 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,160 Can you just give the girls and me a couple of minutes alone? 127 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,960 Woman's stuff. 128 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,040 Oh, say no more. (CHUCKLES) 129 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,400 Course. 130 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,520 I can't work with him. 131 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,280 You have to do something. 132 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:36,440 Um... Yeah, we understand. 133 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,120 There are no words. Oh, wait. 134 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,520 Here's some - olfactive. 135 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,960 Absolutely. Yes. 136 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,840 Visual. Yeah. 137 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,680 Auditory. I know. 138 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,600 Assault. His presence is an assault. 139 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:48,880 Absolutely. 140 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,560 We know. Every day, we are assaulted as well. 141 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,800 I know. 142 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,440 Ooh! Hello, horsies! 143 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,400 Oh, how much do you reckon they're worth? 144 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:07,080 Well, they're antiques collected from the Tang dynasty, 145 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:10,440 valued as symbols of power and endurance. 146 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,440 But to Fritz and to myself, they're priceless. 147 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:16,840 And to his children, 148 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:21,520 each $25,000, cash in hand, at a discreet and private auction. 149 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:22,760 Holy shit. 150 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:28,200 You know, I helped him source every single one of these statues. 151 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:33,880 (PHONE CHIMES) Oh, this app is so annoying. 152 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:36,120 Actually, uh, Meredith, 153 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,560 uh, the girls want you to track delivery of a shoe. 154 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,040 A shoe? Yeah. 155 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,480 I'll send you the link to the Two for One app. 156 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,200 Yeah? Lovely. I'll look forward to that. 157 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:48,680 (SIGHS) 158 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,480 Ian, how do we say this? 159 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,720 Um, Hannah's had a very spiritually draining 24 hours. 160 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:58,840 And she really needs her environment to be a tonic for her senses 161 00:06:58,840 --> 00:06:59,920 and not a... 162 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,440 HANNAH: Military strike. ..a military strike on them. 163 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,640 Absolutely, I agree. 164 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,800 Yeah. So, just given that, I think it would be best 165 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,360 if we didn't hear your, um, speaking voice again. 166 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:11,760 Wait, what? 167 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,240 Bobby said I'd have whatever I needed. 168 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,880 Ian, maybe you can, um, strategise from your desk today, 169 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,920 somewhere in a less-adjacent eyeline. 170 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,520 (WHIMPERS) 171 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:24,160 Or maybe the problem is thinking of existing within an eyeline at all. 172 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,720 Right. Uh... 173 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,200 Cool. 174 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,840 That feels right. Hmm, it does feel right. 175 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,280 How'd it go? 176 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,640 Great. Yeah. 177 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,560 Uh, I think they're, uh, running with my idea. 178 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:42,760 Oh. 179 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:45,840 What? 180 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,160 Huh? 181 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:48,240 Why are we crouching? 182 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,680 We're on a covert operation today, Cody. 183 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,160 It's an Ian playbook special. 184 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,960 Uh, not exactly by the books, 185 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:58,280 but, uh, exactly the sort of thing that we need 186 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:01,600 to remind Bobby who's a power player and who's just playing dress-ups. 187 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,040 Hello, Bruce! 188 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,320 Yeah, mate. 189 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,960 Yeah. Long time no speak, eh? Yeah. 190 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,640 Did you hear about that dark web leak? 191 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,600 Could be the next Panama Papers. 192 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,200 Oh, no. 193 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,440 No, it's definitely nothing. 194 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:21,680 Yeah. 195 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,680 Oh, you want me to have a poke around 196 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,000 just in case your name's on anything? 197 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,120 Yeah, sure. 198 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,160 OK. 199 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:30,720 Ka-ching! 200 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,560 Has there been another leak? 201 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,560 No, that's just what he chose to hear. 202 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:37,440 What I actually told him is that it's definitely nothing. 203 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,600 Which is true, because I just made the whole thing up. 204 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,320 I thought you said we should never lie to clients. 205 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,560 I didn't. It is definitely nothing. 206 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,400 Is it my fault if our tax-dodging clients suffer 207 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,920 from a guilty conscience? 208 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,720 No, it is not. It is payday, Cody. 209 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:54,960 A payday that they can then expense against their already low tax bill. 210 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:58,600 Oh, that is impressive! Hmm. 211 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,600 (BEEPING) 212 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,160 (PHONE CHIMES) 213 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,200 (CLATTERING) 214 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,840 (MEN SPEAK INDISTINCTLY OUTSIDE) 215 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,480 (GROANING AND CLATTERING) 216 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,120 (MEN GROAN) 217 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,440 Phew! 218 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,200 I really like her. 219 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,720 Same. She says what she wants and she gets what she says. 220 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,720 We could learn a lot from her. (PHONE VIBRATES) 221 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:31,720 Oh, my God. 222 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,040 Media mention. (SQUEALS) Bobby's announcement! 223 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,000 "Talk Street can confirm that Bobby Bahl, 224 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,880 "voted sexiest chief executive by Cigar Aficionado magazine 225 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,000 "again this year, 226 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,400 "is appointing Greta Goldman 227 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,200 "and the unfortunately named Nicole Kidman - 228 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,560 "in brackets (coincidence) - 229 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:48,800 "to take over PR empire, subject to board approval." 230 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,400 Wait, what? You know it. 231 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,000 It's, like, if they say "unfortunately named", 232 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,160 do they really have to say "bracket coincidence close bracket"? 233 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,000 It's redundant. No, I'm talking about board approval. 234 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,800 Like, aren't we it? He said we were it. 235 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,680 Oh, well, what else does it say? 236 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,880 Uh, Bahl confirmed a diet of two Brazil nuts a day 237 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,840 were the secret to his chiselled looks. 238 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,680 Mm-hm. Yep. Got it. 239 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,400 Yep. You're right. Thank you. 240 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,080 W-w-w! 241 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,920 Bye. Girls! 242 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,440 I almost forgot. 243 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:16,960 I brought you your own samples of Poche. 244 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,160 Greta. 245 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,880 I think you would be...a Lush Rose. 246 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:23,840 Oh, my God. Thank you. 247 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,600 So you. So you! 248 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:31,280 And, Nicole, you strike me as a Promiscuous Nettle. 249 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,400 (CHUCKLES) (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 250 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,400 You know what? 251 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,120 I just got off the phone with the women 252 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,240 from the Women Who Work Well Wishing Well Committee. 253 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,960 And I was reminded of the power of sisterhood. 254 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,640 Going after Laura's mental health, it just... 255 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:46,960 ..it goes against my values. 256 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,320 Oh, totally. 257 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,160 Completely. That makes absolute sense. 258 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,200 And you know what? 259 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,120 With those, you know, moral boundaries in place, 260 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,960 we can move on to, like, a second strategy. 261 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,000 Exactly. Amazing. 262 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,360 So, the second approach, that would involve... 263 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,040 ..you own your behaviour. Yes. Apologise. 264 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,840 You can take a six-month learning journey. 265 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,120 It's a 'learny'. Yeah. 266 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,920 As an example of genuine accountability. 267 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,480 You know, media-wise, we pitch it as you're a guiding light 268 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,160 in a dark world of male hypocrisy. 269 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,360 Mm-hm. 270 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:21,800 Wellspring Femme won't touch me if I admit fault. 271 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,760 The whole brand is based on my image, 272 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,560 and my image is kind and empowering. 273 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,360 Yes, which is why we get on the front foot 274 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,840 and we put the deal on hold... 275 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:32,600 On hold? 276 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,840 Well, until another interesting path reveals itself. 277 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:38,240 One that shifts the Overton window into how businesses should behave. 278 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,440 Yes. And raises the standards for all who follow. 279 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:45,960 Is that window worth 1.7 billion? 280 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,040 No. OK, you know what? 281 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,520 I didn't want to have to mention this, but... 282 00:11:58,560 --> 00:11:59,960 ..Laura... 283 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:08,840 ..she would sometimes mutter things under her breath at work. 284 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:12,120 (GROWLS SOFTLY) 285 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,640 And... 286 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:16,120 (WHISPERS) ..she had a miscarriage last year. 287 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,320 Oh, no. 288 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,680 Uh... 289 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,080 God. 290 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,880 I know, I feel awful. 291 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,720 But maybe this will finally give Laura the chance 292 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,560 to get the help she needs. 293 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,840 That is such a positive, um, sentiment. 294 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,640 Sentiment. Exactly. And maybe that's, you know, 295 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,440 the angle that's worth sharing from... 296 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,920 From your account, maybe. Yeah. 297 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,960 Is there an emoji for a miscarriage? 298 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,640 Hmm... 299 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,200 (PHONE VIBRATES) 300 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,320 Hello? Yeah. 301 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,120 Yeah. What about it? 302 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,360 Oh, no, it's definitely nothing. 303 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,400 You want to give them my number? 304 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,960 Yeah, sure. 305 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,520 I'll put them on our client list immediately. 306 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,040 Yeah. Great. Thanks. 307 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,240 Ka-ching, Cody! Put that in the system. 308 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,200 Best quarter ever! 309 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,880 Hannah is quite a layered character, isn't she? 310 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,840 Yeah, but it's, like, really nice she gave us these. 311 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,080 Oh, totally. But it really stings when it goes on. 312 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,800 Really? I found it quite cool and refreshing. 313 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,000 Huh? 314 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,200 (PHONE KEYS TAP) 315 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,560 OK. 316 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,040 How's this? Great. 317 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,400 I would just delete the 'sorry'. 318 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,120 Yes, you can be sorry within, but not online. 319 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,040 It's, like, a legal thing. OK. 320 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,200 Excuse me. 321 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,280 Uh, Greta, the delivery men say the shoe is too heavy 322 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:38,480 to get into the foyer. 323 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,160 OK, it's only heavy for one person, Meredith. 324 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,760 That's why I ordered two for the price of one. 325 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:42,960 They probably just want more money. 326 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,040 So tell them I can tip them via the app. 327 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,200 (MUTTERS TO SELF) (SIGHS) 328 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,720 I knew I should have gone for Three for One. 329 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:48,720 It's just so unethical. 330 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,840 Oh, Three for One are amazing. 331 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,560 They're people who usually don't have visas. 332 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,200 They're always just happy and grateful for the work. 333 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,720 Great. 334 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:57,720 Done. 335 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,120 Now, what do we do about the scientists? 336 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,480 The scientists? Hmm. 337 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,000 The four employees in the science lab. 338 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000 What about them? 339 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,640 I told you that they're threatening to come out against me too. 340 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,040 It's all in the internal company duro. 341 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,800 I told you this, girls. 342 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,040 (THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY) 343 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,360 I'm not sure you did. No. 344 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,720 You never mentioned the company duro? 345 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,800 What is duro? 346 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,000 OK. Wow. 347 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,560 This is, like, a really elegant productivity platform. 348 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,240 Oh, boy. We should look into this. 349 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,920 Oh, this is not good. 350 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,560 Oh, yeah. What? It's all fine, right? 351 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,320 We'll just wish them all well 352 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,600 and hope that they get all the help they need, right? 353 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,600 Er, well, actually, the number of accusers does 354 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,160 drastically change our strategy. 355 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,240 Why? What does it mean? 356 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,160 Yeah, it's the old adage - "One to two, that's good for you. 357 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,880 "Three to four, that's a lawsuit." 358 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,560 But this is just a string of isolated incidents. 359 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,400 Uh, remember the learning journey we were talking about? 360 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,240 Yeah. The learny! Yes. 361 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:54,040 We might need to brainstorm ways you might want to step down. 362 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,960 Or step aside. 363 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,720 What the fuck are you talking about? 364 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:05,680 I'm not fucking stepping down. 365 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,080 So why don't you... 366 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:13,400 ..quit making fucking excuses and do your fucking job? 367 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,160 Um... Hannah, this is just a hiccup. 368 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,840 (IMITATES NICOLE) Oh, is it just a hiccup?! 369 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,720 (LINE RINGS) 370 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,000 Er... 371 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,080 Hi, Bobby. 372 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,440 Yeah, I'll tell you how it's going, mate. 373 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,440 It's not going. It's garbage. Or 'rubbish', as you people say. 374 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,400 What the fuck? She didn't tell us any of this! 375 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,440 Oh, my goodness! Stop flailing! Stop flailing! 376 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,000 Ian! Glass boardroom! Glass boardroom. 377 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,800 (THROUGH TEETH) What the hell is going on? 378 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,200 No, I know. Did we not just spend 379 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,920 the entire morning talking about a single accuser? 380 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,240 I feel like I'm in the movie Gaslight that coined the phrase gaslight. 381 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,880 You know what I mean? Yes, I know what you mean. 382 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:46,880 I feel crazy, 383 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,560 I feel like freaking Laura, laurasmoltbabyyy. 384 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,120 What else hasn't Hannah told us? She is the worst kind of leader. 385 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,600 She's absolutely nothing like us. 386 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,480 She is completely morally bankrupt. 387 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,840 OK, now, let's read her internal workplace duro. 388 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,120 (SIGHS) (SIGHS) 389 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,720 (CLATTERING) 390 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,840 (MEN GROAN) 391 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,000 (MEN GROAN) 392 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,760 (CLATTERING) 393 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,080 (WHISPERS) My God! 394 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,280 Wow, they really hate her. 395 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,200 "You put us all in a de-fugly plan. 396 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,800 "An employee of the week award based 397 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,720 "on the biggest defuglification is not OK." 398 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,520 Wow. It really centres on those four scientists. 399 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,040 Maybe they were the most fugly, in her mind. 400 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,000 OK, well, this scientist is saying that Hannah lost it 401 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,520 when he told her that one of her scents caused severe yeast infection. 402 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,120 Wait. Where's that? Which scent? 403 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,160 Oh, Promiscuous Nettle. Great! That's really awesome. 404 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,680 That's great. OK, well, what the fuck do we do? 405 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,840 Because she's on the phone to Bobby right now. We need solutions. 406 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,840 Oh, sorry, Greta, I'm trying to think of a solution in my head 407 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:40,960 and not a sensation in my biome. 408 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,800 OK, well, I need you on this 100%, Nicole. 409 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,800 Well spoken like someone who was gifted Lush Rose 410 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,400 and not Promiscuous Nettle! 411 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,760 OK, well, of course I lose this job before it is even legally mine. 412 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,240 You know, she looked right at me and she said to me, 413 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,360 "You are Promiscuous Nettle." 414 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,800 What is it about me, do you think, that says, um, 415 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,760 oh, "Painful and irregular discharge"? 416 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,240 Fuck me! 417 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,040 (CRASH!) 418 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,560 Wait, what is that giant crashing sound? 419 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,680 Great. And now there's a large crashing sound. 420 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,120 Bobby, I think you've given me the wrong address. 421 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,760 You said this was a crisis management firm, 422 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,840 not a 'throw you under the bus and destroy your reputation' firm! 423 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,440 They're telling me I should quit my job, become a bum, 424 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,000 and turn tricks for a living! 425 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,320 But good for you, Bobby. 426 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,280 I hope the government's giving you a very large subsidy 427 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:27,080 for hiring two female victims of brain disease! 428 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,320 (SCREAMS) Oh, I feel your pain, I do. 429 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,640 (SCREAMS) 430 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,640 (SCREAMS AND SOBS) 431 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:43,520 Dod, if I didn't suffer from severe emotional blindness, 432 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,920 I'd say I'm feeling quite angry right now. 433 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:46,920 Hmm. 434 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,920 Maybe cancel the breathing tour this afternoon. 435 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,800 Yes, I know, the air of Corfu will have to wait. 436 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,640 Yep. No, I hear that. 437 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,200 Uh, yeah. No worries. 438 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,480 Well, fuck. That was Meredith. 439 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,800 Apparently, our giant steel trophy has impaled a random worker 440 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:03,920 from Two for One. 441 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,960 What the hell? I know. 442 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,440 That is the whole effing point of Two for One - 443 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,840 is you get two workers for the price of one. 444 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,080 With one impaled, that's one for one. 445 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,760 That's normal! Oh, my God, is he OK? 446 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,000 Well, apparently the paramedic has taken him straight to hospital 447 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,560 with our shoe trophy still inside him. 448 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,960 Ah! 449 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,720 OK. New problem. 450 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,600 That shoe trophy has our full names on it. 451 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,120 And now it's inside that man at the hospital. 452 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,840 That is not a good look for us. OK, OK. Hear me out. 453 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,000 What if we use Three for One to get the trophy from the hospital? 454 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,120 I know it's kind of unethical, but it can't be more unethical 455 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,640 than having our trophy inside a man. 456 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,240 No, you're absolutely correct. 457 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,920 We can order them to pick it up from the hospital. 458 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,560 Now I just have to download a whole new app. 459 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,200 Fuck, this is so stressful! 460 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,440 Well, you're a tiny bit fucked, aren't you? 461 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,080 You don't have a strategy. 462 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,280 Yes, we do. OK? 463 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,520 She pauses the acquisition, 464 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,200 she bows out gracefully for six months, 465 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,760 she mind-vances to the next stage of conscious integrity, 466 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,000 and then she comes back from that experience with a series 467 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,800 of actionable profoundries. 468 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,840 Then she rides the wave of positive media 469 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,920 about the new Hannah and closes the deal. 470 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,760 Exactly. Six months? 471 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,080 In six months, this product is dead. 472 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,840 Wellspring Femme aren't buying vagina spray. 473 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:15,800 They're buying Hannah Halston's mature brand of sensual wokeness. 474 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,840 In six months, her spray is as fashionable 475 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,760 as a penny farthing in a velodrome! 476 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,880 OK. Er, we have to step her down, Ian. 477 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,600 I mean, we're talking a full-blown cancellation here. 478 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,480 I mean, her duro thread is just like an entire decade's worth 479 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:33,920 of blind items on Talk Street. 480 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,960 Hmm. 481 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,680 What would you do, Ian? 482 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,920 Hmm... 483 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,080 Let me think. 484 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,600 Oh, wait a minute. 485 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,000 I'm not allowed to make a noise or be seen. 486 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,080 Ian, this is serious. 487 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,640 You want my advice? 488 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:05,800 Remind Bobby that you were born after the last Blockbuster closed 489 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,280 and have no ability to do this job. 490 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,680 We won't do that. What the hell is Blockbuster? 491 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,040 You know Bobby's on his way here? 492 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,600 Satan's answer to smelly crotches was just on the phone to him. 493 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,080 Ian, please! 494 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,760 Alright. Give me a look at her Slack. 495 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,320 Well, it's not a Slack, it's a duro. But maybe Ian's right. 496 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,360 Maybe we need to ditch the victim-centric strategy 497 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,920 and just force Wellspring Femme's hand. 498 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:31,240 God, this woman sounds exactly like my ex-wife 499 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,520 when she was on her period. 500 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,120 Er, I would never say that. 501 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,640 And anyway, I mean, she wouldn't be on her period. 502 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,600 I mean, she's way too old. Oh! 503 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,800 OK. You are so done, Ian. 504 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,480 You are done. Get out. 505 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,040 But... Get out, Ian. 506 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,640 What would Bobby say if he knew you were speaking 507 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,200 about his female clients like that, Ian? 508 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,120 But I was just talking, like, scientifically. 509 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,680 Oh, great. (PHONE RINGS) 510 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:54,960 Oh. Thank Christ. 511 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,120 Hello. ANNA: Hello, Ian. 512 00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,840 What's this Panama Papers leak that everyone's talking about? 513 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:04,600 Oh, um, I don't know what you're talking about, Anna. 514 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,040 Ian, your name's been pinging around corporate bro Slack channels 515 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,960 all morning. What's going on? 516 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,800 Oh, that? Uh, that's definitely nothing. 517 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:16,920 I've got column inches to fill on the back page of Talk Street. 518 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,120 You've got half an hour. 519 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,920 Yeah. Easy. 520 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,800 "She sounds like she's on her period." 521 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,560 "Oh, but wait, would she even get her period anymore? 522 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,800 "Because she's way too old." 523 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,040 Wait! 524 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,480 What if she was on her period? 525 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,800 Huh? 526 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,480 Just hear me out. 527 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:33,920 Aren't you a tiny bit fucked? 528 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,040 The whole reason these people hired you was 529 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,320 precisely to keep their names out of the paper. 530 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,280 There is one rule, Cody, 531 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:44,080 that even those as unsullied as Saint Anna must obey. 532 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:47,280 "Thou shalt not bore". What does that mean? 533 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,800 I can't prove these tax cheats aren't tax-cheating, right? 534 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,400 But I can give Anna so much information 535 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,840 that she'll be forced to investigate. 536 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,080 Shell companies inside shell companies 537 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,920 inside shell companies. 538 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,280 She'll be bogged down for months. 539 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,920 Hide in plain sight, Cody. 540 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,800 Hide in... HANNAH: Yes, I understand. 541 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,240 Oh, fuck! 542 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,160 I'll report back. 543 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,440 Right. 544 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,680 (WHISPERS) Cody. 545 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,840 I'd love a coffee right now. 546 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,920 Copy that. 547 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,720 OK, she's coming. I'm gonna pitch it. I'm gonna pitch it. 548 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,760 I just got off the phone with Wellspring Femme. 549 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:32,120 They want to know why they shouldn't pull the plug on the deal right now. 550 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,480 (LONG WHIMPER) 551 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,480 Uh... 552 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,400 Ooh, I'm going down. 553 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,400 You're going...? Going down. 554 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,040 Going down? Going down on the floor. 555 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,560 OK, on the floor. Going down. 556 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:44,560 We'll follow you, then. 557 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,280 Um, OK. That feels right. 558 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,280 Oh... That feels right. 559 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,600 I think that feels right. 560 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,240 OK, listen to this. 561 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,960 Maybe you were supposedly bullying those employees 562 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,640 because you were on your period. 563 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,960 What? 564 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,520 Careful. Careful. (MEN GROAN) 565 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,120 Right. If you could just... 566 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,320 Have to leave it here, out of the way. 567 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,560 Down here. (MEN GROAN) 568 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:13,160 I know. So taboo, right? 569 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,800 Even as a female CEO of a female company. 570 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:16,920 Yes. How sad is that? 571 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,680 I mean, if that's the reality that we're dealing with. 572 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:20,920 Hannah, no. Hannah. 573 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,320 Our menstrual strategy could save the deal. 574 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:30,840 Hannah, isn't it true that you suffer from PMDD, 575 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,000 the endometriosis of mood disorders, 576 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,960 and the thing that the misogynistic male medical profession 577 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,720 still struggles to diagnose? 578 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,520 And isn't it true that you've hidden this illness your entire life 579 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,040 to ascend the corporate ladder, 580 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,200 only to realise that no amount of success 581 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,480 could change your biological curse? 582 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,920 What are you thinking? 583 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,880 Is this resonating at all? 584 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,520 (DOOR BANGS) 585 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,000 IAN: Oh, what the fuck? 586 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,440 (DOOR BANGS) 587 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,160 (GROANS) 588 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,400 I mean, you still have a, um, cycle, right? 589 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,480 Of course I do. 590 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,840 I'm 30s-adjacent. 591 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,920 I'm just taking all this in. 592 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:21,520 We can also get in contact with one of our pharmaceutical companies, 593 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,600 who we're sure would be highly interested 594 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,920 in telling your story 595 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,960 via a highly lucrative advertorial campaign. 596 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,280 They really owe us. 597 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,320 They test their applicator tampons on chimpanzees. 598 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,680 Wow. 599 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:39,280 This is quite...powerful. 600 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,320 So strong. Paradigm-shifting. 601 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,880 I look good there. 602 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,360 You look like yourself, Hannah. 603 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,840 You look like you. Hmm. 604 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,360 Let's set you up with some calls. 605 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,360 MEREDITH: Be careful. They're artefacts. 606 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,880 They're worth a fortune. 607 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,080 Careful, careful. 608 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,280 Right, OK. 609 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,720 Right, now the trophy. Let's get that back into the room. 610 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:01,920 I do love that for you - 611 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,240 to branch out and try different experiences. 612 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,680 Down. Down. Put it down. Put it down. 613 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,360 (MEN GROAN) 614 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:11,200 Oh, hi, Bobby. Hi. Big shoe. 615 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,160 Um, it's actually a German expressionist interpretation 616 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,760 of a shoe. It's our trophy. 617 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,080 But, Meredith, it can't be here, 618 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,520 so if we can move it into Fritz's office, 619 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,360 then we can finish the job on the app. 620 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:20,720 Come on, boys. 621 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,520 Bobby, I'm not sure what Hannah mentioned to you, 622 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,880 but there's no need to worry, 623 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,880 because we found quite an agile solution in the end. 624 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:27,960 Absolutely. 625 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,600 These are the client numbers. 626 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,960 Well, why am I even here, ladies? 627 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,400 It's your first day in the job, and it's been 628 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,760 one of our most successful days in years. 629 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,160 Oh, really? I mean, really true. Yeah. 630 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,720 Yeah, I mean, a dozen new clients, hundreds of billable hours. 631 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,840 I mean, where's Ian? 632 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,440 You've absolutely annihilated his record! (CHUCKLES) 633 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,040 HANNAH: It's on! 634 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:51,520 Wellspring Femme was very sympathetic to my position. 635 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,640 Fantastic. 636 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,600 I mean, how could they resist this goddess? 637 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,280 Oh, Bobby! 638 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,040 Hey, welcome to the 0.1%, darling. 639 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,680 Thank you, darling. It feels... 640 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,480 Feels good. Don't start. Don't start! 641 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,720 I will. And I won't stop. 642 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,760 Yeah. Alright, well, I am off. 643 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,240 The girls have set me up with some press to update them 644 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,200 about my... 645 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,120 ..condition. Hmm. 646 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,200 I just want everyone to know that I am... 647 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,080 .."I will be" OK. Exactly. 648 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,440 This, we must do this again. 649 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,760 This... This got hairy. 650 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,520 I mean, I was like, "Bobby..." 651 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,400 Me? 652 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,240 And then I was like, "OK." 653 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,640 Oh. Um, yeah. 654 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,400 I mean, they waffled, fumbled, but ultimately rallied. 655 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,280 Great collaboration. Bye, girls. 656 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,440 Oh, good! Good. Isn't she a monster? I love it. 657 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,200 Where's Ian? 658 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,320 If I had to guess - 659 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,800 sitting on the toilet scrolling through his ex-wives' Instagram. 660 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,160 Um, girls, I have to say, I'm very impressed. 661 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,320 I just wanted to... (DOOR RATTLES) 662 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,560 What was that? 663 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,400 MEREDITH: Oh, no! 664 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,680 Oh, dear. 665 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,240 Bye-bye, horsies. 666 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,440 Ian, what were you doing inside the cupboard? 667 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,360 Ian, were you spying on us? 668 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:13,240 I can explain. Ian, we do not hide in cupboards. 669 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,880 We certainly do not spy on our female colleagues. 670 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,160 I learnt that the hard way. 671 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,760 But... And another thing I've learned, Ian, 672 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,960 he who smashes the Tang dynasty horse collection 673 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,600 is he that cleans up the smashed Tang dynasty horse collection. 674 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,320 OK? You OK, Dod? 675 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,640 It was a bit of a fright. I know. 676 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,960 You see? And on top of that, you've frightened Dod. 677 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,360 (PHONE CHIMES) 678 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,160 What's this? 679 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,240 Yeah. Tell them to liquidate the ice creameries. 680 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,160 OK. I'm off, ladies. I'll see you soon. Alright? 681 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,400 Wow. He really, um... 682 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,880 Bobby. About the contract... Oh, yeah. 683 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,520 Bobby, just on the contract side of things... 684 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,800 Yeah. I loved the article. Loved it. 685 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,560 Um, just when it said "subject to board approval"... 686 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,120 It would just be really good to let Ian know that we're official. 687 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,520 Oh, yeah, yeah. That old thing. 688 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,400 No, no, it's just a mere formality. Just due diligence. 689 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,360 Just don't stuff up anything at all in the next few weeks - at all - 690 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,560 and you'll sail through. 691 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,840 Oh... Desperate energy, don't you think? 692 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,040 When you go through something like this, 693 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,760 you want to hold yourself accountable. 694 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:40,440 But in this case, I had to hold my body to account. 695 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,000 (SIGHS) 696 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,080 Perfect. 697 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,960 WOMAN: It's so sad that, 698 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,920 even in a female-dominated workplace, 699 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,720 people still couldn't identify your condition. 700 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,480 And that's internalised misogyny for you. 701 00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:00,920 Look, it's important for women to challenge the voices in our heads 702 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,560 that stop us from kicking our career goals. 703 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,040 I don't just want to kick the goal. I want to win. Don't you? 704 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,240 I just don't think it works in this space. 705 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,080 It absolutely doesn't. Hmm. 706 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,000 Let's get those workers back. Hmm. 707 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,360 I'm going to go, um... Oh, yeah. 708 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,440 But it is hard when there is something inside you 709 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,240 that is stopping you. 710 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,400 Right, and you have to address what's inside of you, 711 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,320 what's outside of you, what's around you, what's above. 712 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,520 Sometimes I'm like, "Whoa, where's that coming from?" 713 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,680 And then you're like, "Oh, my God, it's down there!" 714 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,080 It's down...down there? 715 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,480 Sometimes it's behind you. 716 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,000 It's like, where is it today? 717 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,280 Where is it coming...? 718 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,280 Where are they coming for me today? Right? 719 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,280 There's always someone coming for you. 720 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,000 There's always someone coming for you. 721 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,840 Always someone coming. 722 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,880 But they're not going to get me. 723 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,960 No, no, no. Not today. 724 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:51,960 Captions by Red Bee Media 725 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,960 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation 53887

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