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That was fun.

- Fun? - Nice?

Awesome. Perfect. - That was perfect.

That was a perfect first date.

Well...

I had a really good night.

I'm sorry.

I-

Goodnight.

Did you... want... to?

No, no. I have class tomorrow morning.

Yeah. Me too.

The same class actually.

Goodnight, Sandy.

Goodnight, Max.

My gosh. Roman?

Sandy. I have to come up.

I was about to go to bed. I have a 7am class.

I need to talk to you now.

What's wrong? - Roman:

I have to tell you something.

Can you just let me up?

No. I'll come down.

No, no, no.

Sandy.

I swear to God if you don't let me up...

Hun, where are you?

Hey! - My god. You scared me.

You're home early, smarty pants.

Are you the first one done?

No, not this time.

That is one long test.

Did you see my present?

I did. Can I open it?

Nope. Not until we hear if you passed.

Shut up.

Congratulations, Doctor.

It's a toy stethoscope. - It's a toy?

No wonder it was so cheap.

It's a good thing I got you this.

This is for marrying me this weekend.

Max. Come on. - Open the box.

We said we weren't going to spend a bunch of...

We promised each other.

With my student loans bills alone. Much less the wedding.

Open the box.

Open it.

Open it.

My gosh.

I love it. Please tell me it didn't cost...

Less than the stethoscope. I swear.

Thank you, baby. - You're welcome.

After all the work you've been doing

it's time you take it easy now.

Yeah. Except getting through this weekend.

It might be as hard as medical school.

Piece of cake. - No. Max!

A piece of cake? - A piece of pizza.

I am seriously freaking out!

I know there was no way around it with the board exams today,

but I just think the logistics of a luncheon,

a bachelor party, bachelorette party,

a rehearsal, and a wedding in three days is kind of...

If half of what could go wrong does go wrong, -Yeah?

- it's going to be a clown show.

It's not going to be a clown show. It's going to be a pizza show.

You can tell I'm hungry, right?

I want pizza. You want pizza?

Babe, all brides go insane.

All brides go crazy.

And isn't Lisa taking care of all that bridal shower stuff?

Max, it's not Lisa's wedding. It's my wedding.

Our wedding.

Whatever.

Give me your back, grumpy.

Lisa, who we know is your real maid of honor, she's coming.

Your mom is super helpful.

You are as organized as an army locker.

It's true.

And me, well...

I'm just good at doing what smart,

beautiful, organized ladies tell me to do.

And, I can rub the heck out of your back.

So, relax.

Okay.

Hold on, babe.

What?

I just have to pick up Roman tomorrow afternoon.

During the lunch?

That's tomorrow, right?

Max.

I'm sorry, baby. - Well can he just taken an Uber?

I can't, Sandy. That's my best man. My best friend.

And he's been so generous with us.

Okay. Okay.

Fine. Fine. Um...

So you won't go.

We'll just make it a straight bridal shower.

It's mostly for my people anyway.

Are you sure, baby?

He is your best man.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

I love you, baby.

I love you, too.

Maximilian.

Roman! Good to see you!

Sorry it took so long. I couldn't find my bag.

Don't worry about it. I hardly waited.

Still got the Green Machine, huh?

You know what they say, "If it's not broken don't fix it."

So, how that wife of yours?

Not my wife, yet.

Yeah.

Everyone, for those who don't know, I'm Lark, Sandy's mom.

We have a lot to celebrate this weekend.

But this afternoon is a celebration of Sandy.

For those of you who don't know

she just took her medical boards!

And I'm sorry if I'm this overly proud mom of this beautiful, kind and brilliant girl.

I love you, Sandy.

We all love you.

Here's to your accomplishments

and your wonderful Max, and your happiness together.

Hear hear! To Sandy and Max!

You're making me cry.

Cheers!

I bet you Megan loved that speech.

Where is she, anyway, Mom?

She texted. She's on her way.

- Mmmhmm. - But it's 2 o'clock. We're half done.

Just be patient with her. You know she's still finding her way.

Don't worry. She'll be here, okay? -Mmhmm.

The woman of the hour.

- Dudes! - Meggars.

- Sorry I'm late. - Why are you late?

You look great. You so fancy.

How long have you guys been here? I've been looking for you.

At the bar?

No, I got this at another bar.

I am going to put your presents in the car.

Megan, do you want to help me?

I just got here.

Aunt Clara!

Okay...

I am so glad she's here.

Okay. What is wrong?

What?

Nothing. Why? - Are you kidding me?

You look like you've just lost your best friend. But I'm standing right here. So...

Look.

I'm going to stop by with Roman...

Why is he bringing Roman here?

Max asked Roman to be his best man. - What?

And you told him, " No way. I don't want cooties on my wedding day," right?

- I couldn't tell him. - Why not? Come on, Max is easy.

Just tell him you can't bear Roman's icky company.

We shouldn't talk here. Come on.

Wow. Okay.

How am I now just hearing about this?

Because I didn't want to tell you before, because...

you can kinda be a little judgmental sometimes.

What? Me?

Okay, fine.

Alright. Fair point.

So the guy you lost your virginity to is your groom's best man.

I am not judging.

I am just asking.

That's correct. - Okay.

Why are they even friends?

Roman pursued Max as a friend and it just sorta... happened.

I don't know. - It's weird.

And you didn't tell me because you thought... - Because I thought you'd

be mad at me for not handling it.

Mad at you? Honey. No, no, no, no. Sandy, Come here. Come on.

You are not the weird one, okay?

This is not your fault.

It's like ever since we've gotten engaged, they've gotten even tighter.

Well, there is one more thing.

The reason why I couldn't tell Max that I didn't want

Roman at the wedding is because...

Max doesn't know I slept with Roman.

My God! So Listen, please just pretend like this is normal.

This didn't happen, okay? - Yes.

Totally normal. - You can't say anything to Max.

- Of course. - Or anyone else.

I am 100 percent with you, okay?

100 percent. Come here.

We are going to ignore him.

Mmhmm. And we're gonna have loads of fun.

And of course we're not going to tell Max this weekend.

Or ever! - Okay! Right. Okay.

You have to be really nice to Roman.

Just for my sake. Just this weekend.

Girl, I'm always nice.

I am. Okay I can be... shut up. Let's go.

This is Roman, my best man and best friend.

Well hello! Hello there.

You going to be okay?

You ready? Let's go.

There she is.

Hello.

Muah!

I missed you.

Lisa, this is Roman, Max's best man.

- And best friend. - And Sandy's best friend.

Lisa is my best friend. - Yes.

I heard so much about you.

Come here.

So happy to finally meet you. - Yeah. Thanks.

Megan, maid of honor, Sandy's sister.

Is that a real Rolex?

I think it is. My publisher gave it to me as a gift.

I'd never buy myself a Rolex. - Even though he can.

Megan, you like my Swatch? - Since you got yours for free,

would you buy me a Rolex?

We'll see how our weekend goes.

Did we miss the gift opening?

Yeah. Max and I should probably get back to the apartment and get some rest.

Lisa, would you mind helping me with the gifts? - No.

Wait, I have something for you.

Could we put this in the car

with the other gifts? -Yeah. - No, no, no. Come on. Open it now.

The whole gang is here. Come on.

Okay. Real quick.

Holy crap! - My goodness!

My God, Bro! My God. Dude, that's crazy!

How did you know she's been wanting one?

Babe, you've been talking about getting one of these for months.

Turn it on. I want you to see what I put on it.

My God, dude!

Thank you so much.

Awww.

Do you like it?

It's...

perfect!

Thank you, Roman. Thank you all so much for coming.

Lisa, I'll ride with you.

Max, see you at the apartment in 20 minutes.

And I can't wait to see all of you tomorrow...

in Santa Barbara.

Yes. Bye.

Let's get drunk.

It's just weird. Isn't it?

Yeah.

Delete.

Oops.

What are you gonna tell Max about the display?

I don't get technology.

I really don't want to take all this stuff in right now.

That's okay. I'll hold on to it.

At my place. For ransom.

You're the best.

I really am.

Hey.

This is your wedding, okay? It's going to be amazing.

It's going to be... - Perfect.

Exactly.

So just go get some sleep.

And forget about this Roman character.

Roman, who?

Yeah.

And once you and Max have been in wedded bliss for a few months,

just wean him, slowly, off of his creepy best friend.

Using my feminine wiles?

How did you know my plan?

Because it was my plan all along. Mwa-ha-ha!

Give me a hug.

I'll see you in the morning. - See you soon. -Bye.

Crazy girl.

You want another pillow?

I'm good, man. Thanks.

Hey.

Guys?

What's going on?

You guys are having a slumber party or something?

No. His hotel gave away his room key. Can you believe that?

No. Not really.

I guess someone's getting a bad Yelp review.

Hey, Max, could we have a quick chat?

Sure. Yeah, baby.

Um, bro. If you need anything or you get cold,

we have a linen closet next to our room.

Thank you, man. - You're welcome.

I appreciate it. And thank you, Sandy,

for understanding.

- What the hell, Max? - What?

Why is he...?

This is our last night in this house as an unmarried couple.

Okay? What are you talking about, Sandy?

It's our last night as this.

What we are right now.

I wanted to play doctor and intern.

Ooh, okay.

No. Not with him in the other room.

He doesn't care.

Great. I do.

Why?

I do. Okay.

Sandy, honey.

I know you're worried. And I know you're anxious.

But remember, this weekend is supposed to be ours.

All this other stuff is just stuff.

Remember to have fun, okay?

I forget that sometimes.

I know.

Okay. - Yeah?

You want to have a little fun?

Is that how you're supposed to address your supervisor?

No ma'am. Not at all, ma'am.

Good.

Now undress me. - Yes, ma'am. Right away, ma'am.

♪ 66 bottles of beer ♪

♪ You take one down ♪

♪ You pass it around ♪

♪ 65 bottles of beer on the wall ♪

Come on, hot stuff. Join in.

I'm in AA. Thanks.

I don't think that applies to songs about beer.

Well, I don't sing, Roman.

♪ 65 bottles of beer on the wall ♪

♪ 65 bottles of beer ♪

♪ You take one down ♪

♪ and pass it around ♪

♪ 64 bottles of beer on the wall ♪

You guys are awful.

♪ You take one down, you pass it around ♪

Yeah. Let's go hiking, guys!

Yes, we shall.

Here we go.

Come on, slow pokes.

Alright. - Coming.

Come on. - Working on it.

So, who's up for a killer hike up Death Mountain?

Yay!

What? That's what it's called.

Huh. Yeah. Whatever.

It says we take the west trail hike for six miles.

There's a beautiful creek.

Six miles? - Huh.

I'm not walking six miles. Where're the donkeys?

Its the Grand Canyon, Megan.

I'm out. - No, no, no, no. Come on, Megan.

You can do six miles. You're like 23.

I'm almost 25 and I'm hungover.

Look, nobody has to do anything.

I planned this all out weeks ago.

There is one main trail. It is super easy.

Just go your own pace, okay?

Make sure you're at the parking lot by 2:00 so we can go grab lunch.

Megan, nap under a tree.

So, why were you guys up till 2:30?

We had to do it one more time before we were married. -Max!

And that took you guys 'til 2:30!

Well, most of that was cuddling.

And how would you know?

I was watching.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I just watched the beginning.

Okay.

It took a while cause we had a lot of ground to cover.

It was our first time.

Yeah, maybe your first time.

Are you impugning my wife's reputation?

Hey, not your wife yet.

She pretty much is.

I pretty much is.

That's why she deflowered him.

She was so gentle.

I have magic hands.

Rough but gentle.

Literally disgusting.

Maybe that's why Roman's in love with you.

Come on.

Come on. Let's go. Come on.

Let's go. - Dude!

What? - I could not have been more clear

that what I told you about Roman was top secret,

fully classified information!

Could I have been more clear? - No, you were clear.

Look, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It was just a joke.

Max didn't get it.

How do you know that?

Look at him. He's laughing.

This is my freaking wedding, Lisa!

That is my future husband.

I've been planning this for a year and half.

Okay, you're right.

Alright? You're right. I was off base.

I will be more careful.

Thank you.

And I'm sorry. I didn't mean to snap.

I just wanted... - I know, It's okay.

Hey, Best Friend.

Hey.

It was pretty funny what you said earlier.

About how I'm in love with Sandy.

I say a lot of stupid stuff.

Aw, don't be so tough on yourself.

I'm not.

I like a chick with an edge.

My mom use to be like that.

Real sharp tongued vixen.

I don't know what the weirdest thing

about what you just said was.

You are tough.

Yeah.

And fit, too.

You can out-hike me for sure.

I used to play lacrosse.

Really?

Professionally?

You're funny.

In college. I was pretty good.

So you stopped playing after college then

how come you still have such a hot body?

I've been literally been shooting you down all day

and that's the best you can come up with?

I... it... it came out wrong.

Let me try again.

Pass.

Okay. Okay. I give up.

You win.

My God!

What? Did you just realize what a douche bag you are?

You gotta come see this!

It's unbelievable.

I'm serious. You have to come see this.

This better not be your penis.

Wow.

You weren't kidding.

It's beautiful. Isn't it?

It is literally jaw dropping.

Take a picture.

Don't boss me.

My phone's broken. I'm asking.

Would you please take a picture?

For the wedding album.

Fine.

My God.

I'm going to kill whoever invented hiking.

Probably with Roman?

You seen Lisa, Megan?

No, officer. I have not.

She's probably just on the other side of that rise.

You want to look for her?

No. She'll catch up. Come on. We've got 3 more miles to the creek.

I thought we were going to stop walking.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Come on. - Whoa there.

What?

I'm just taking your picture.

You know, I don't like... Okay. Okay. Whatever.

My God.

You are clearly a vain gym rat.

What are you afraid of?

Nothing. I just don't like...

Evidence?

What?

Evidence, that you were here.

That you lived.

That you did what you did.

What are you talking about?

I've known enough scammers in my life. I know what they look like.

Weird little sociopath wannabes that can't get anything honestly.

Does that sound familiar?

I know that you and Sandy use to date.

ex-girlfriend's boyfriend.

You're tough.

I'm honest. Why don't you try?

Why are you here?

I'm Max's best man.

But that's not why you're here.

I think that for some weird sick reason

that you're trying to get in between Max and Sandy.

And I think that you're still in love with her.

Even though you guys dated for a minute. Like 6 years ago.

And you want her back because you feel like it'll make you a man again.

But I got news for you,

it's not gonna happen.

You're right.

What?

I do love her.

I do. I want her back.

Why am I here? I should go.

I...

Thank you.

For being honest with me.

Roman. Roman. Wait.

I didn't say that you should leave, okay?

I'm sorry.

I was Just... come here.

I'm sorry, okay.

I'm sorry, too.

Are we almost there? I can't even.

Come on little sis,

you didn't get that hot butt just watching TV.

Actually I got this hot...

It's okay kid, you can tell us later how you got this hot.

Roman!

Where's Lisa?

That right, I'm supposed to tell you.

Her allergies started getting really bad. So, she went back down.

Back down?

Yeah. Back down.

She took a short cut. She said she's going

to call an Uber and meet us at the hotel.

Since when does she have allergies?

Her nose was running off her face.

That's so weird.

Huh? Lisa just texted.

What did she say?

Exactly what he just said.

She's meeting us at the hotel and getting an Uber back,

She'll meet us later.

Let's go. I'm going to call an Uber. - No, no. Come on.

Here. I'll help you out.

Come on.

That actually kind of works.

You're wearing me out. - She's wearing me out.

Baby, are you and Lisa okay?

What?

Of course. - I don't know. I thought you

two were having a moment or something.

You two in a fight? - What? -No. We're fine.

Race to the creek! - Cheater!

It's kind of beautiful.

Yeah. Lisa is totally missing out.

You're an idiot.

So, Meggars.

Are you going to go skinny dipping at the bachelor / bachelorette party?

I don't know. Does your rad suite have a rad pool?

The raddest.

I'll think about it.

Don't think too hard there.

She never does.

Max? Come here.

Is that a real thing?

They're totally gonna make out.

You feeling better?

You drag my hungover self 500 feet in the air

and now you're asking how I feel?

I'm sorry.

I mean, are you feeling any better?

After that unholy barf?

Yes.

Good.

I feel happy for you.

You do?

Duh.

You're not jealous? - I'm totally jealous.

But I'm still happy for you.

Eeww, no! No!

Don't rub it in. I'll change my mind.

Okay. Thanks.

You're welcome.

Megan, don't sleep with Roman, okay?

What? Random. I wasn't planning on it. Why not?

He's not a good guy.

Fine.

I mean it.

Don't tell me what to do.

I'm not telling you,

I'm just advising you.

"Don't sleep with Roman, I mean it." That's advice?

Well, yeah.

As if you'd take it.

If I obey, you mean?

I'm just trying to avoid a mess this weekend.

I won't "mess" up your weekend, Dr. Perfect.

Don't worry.

Geez.

Lisa didn't leave with allergies.

She was really pissed at Sandy. I tried to get to the bottom of it while

we were hiking, but she was just railing against her.

What a bitch she is, "doesn't appreciate me,

thinks she's so much better than me.'

So she just left?

I told her to leave.

Go get her head together.

I mean, she can't be all bitchy with the bride on her big day.

We should tell Sandy so they could work it out.

Are you kidding?!

Dude, she is so stressed right now.

Lisa just needs to cool off.

Promise me, Mr. Honesty.

I promise.

I promise.

You two guys done making out?

Can we leave already?

You had it with your sister already?

In Hell.

Yeah.

Hey, what's wrong?

I'm fine.

What's wrong?

Nothing. I'm fine.

What do you mean?

Max?

I'm fine.

I don't know. I don't know.

We just had a tiny little talk. - About what?

I don't know. Just...

What did Roman say she was mad about? - Couldn't get it out of her.

I'm calling her now.

Baby, I'm sorry.

Roman said I shouldn't say anything to you.

What the hell are you listening to him for?

Babe, you should have told me about this hours ago.

Don't listen to him anymore, okay?

Okay? - Okay. Yeah.

I'm about to be your wife. We tell each other everything. No matter what.

Okay? - Okay. You're right. I was just worried because you're so stressed.

I'm not stressed. WHY WON'T SHE ANSWER!

My God.

What is it?

I don't know what to say.

I'm going to find her.

Sandy, you know that's not true.

Babe. Of course. This is crazy! Something is wrong.

Just go to the party without me. I'll meet you later. I need to figure

out what the hell is going on. - You sure you don't

want me to go with you? - No, no. She's my friend. It's my deal to sort out.

You go. Have fun.

'Kay. Come soon, though.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Lisa.

Here they are.

Hey.

Where's Sandy?

Working things out with Lisa.

What?

How-how did?

You told her?

Yeah, sort of.

She figured it out.

She's really smart, bro.

That's just freaking perfect.

What is?

Nothing.

Have you seen her? - I don't know. I don't think so. Sorry.

Wait, look at a few more. - I'm sorry, love, I'm working. - Yes, I know.

I know you're working. But she's been missing since mid-morning

and she's been acting really strange.

That's why God invited police.

So, how are you and Sandy?

Great. Why do you ask?

No reason.

We don't fight.

And it's funny you ask because Lisa actually texted her saying

that we were sleeping together.

No way. - Yeah.

My God.

That girl is nuts, man.

So what happened with you and Sandy?

Nothing. She knows it's nuts.

Yeah. Still though, man.

You probably shouldn't have told her.

I'm your dude, Dude! - Yeah.

You should listen to me.

It's still better out in the open, you know?

Get any food?

Pizza, cookies, egg rolls, sushi,

but more importantly a full bar.

Dude, I thought this was a party.

So she texted you. You saw her this morning

and she's staying at the Fest Parker?

Any reason why you're worried about a girl who just texted you

a couple hours ago and you saw this morning?

Well, it's very unlike her.

Don't you think it's strange, Mom?

Such nasty texts. - Very unlike her. Yes.

Honey, sound like your friend is mad at you.

Which I'm sure it's traumatic on your wedding weekend,

but it doesn't really rise to the occasion of a crime.

We generally don't consider someone missing

after two hours of not texting.

See? It's just like I said, honey.

Even they don't think there's something to worry about.

Weddings just bring strange behavior in people.

Jealousies, regrets, you name it.

Thanks for your help.

What was that about?

Brides.

I know what you did.

What?

I said, I know what you did.

What I did?

With my sister?

Wow.

You're a bad boy.

Well, that was a long time ago, Megan.

- Yeah. - It's not a big deal.

Well, Max doesn't know about it, does he?

I don't know what Max knows.

Sure you do, bad boy.

You should be worried.

Why is that?

What if I tell him?

You wouldn't do that.

No big deal. You said so yourself.

Yeah, but...

But what?

Maybe you should tell him.

Are you calling my bluff?

No, I'm just saying maybe you should tell him.

Yeah, maybe he should know.

Are you nuts?

Are you daring me?

Double dog dare you.

What? You have to go skinny dipping with me after.

You're really asking for it now, Buster.

There she is!

♪ Here comes the bride ♪

Roman. Roman, that's nice. Is Lisa here?

- Huh? - Is Lisa here?

I couldn't find her at the hotel or the restaurant.

Did she say anything about going back home to you?

Um, no, no.

She's not here, is she?

You should grab some food.

No, thanks.

Come on. I went all out.

I got everything. I broke the bank.

Not now.

Everyone's having and amazing time.

This-this-this is my jam. -No. Roman, no. -Let's dance.

I need to find Max. I need to deal with Lisa.

- Come on! This is my song! - No, Roman, NO!

I'm sorry. I didn't mean...

Look, I get it. You're worried about your friend.

My god, I love this song!

Dance.

I'm drunk.

Come on. One more shot, Kai.

No, I'm done.

Guys, this is a bachelor party!

This is it before the ol' ball and chain comes in.

Max?

- Hey, Sandy. - Hey guys.

- Speak of the devil. - Max, we have to...

What's wrong?

Pfft! I'm great.

Wow. You are drunk.

Pfft! You don't know what I am. Or who I am.

I don't know anything about you.

We're strangers in the night.

However that song goes by the Doors.

Okay. Whatever, Max.

Listen to me, I can't find Lisa and I'm getting really worried.

She's won't answer her phone; she's not responding to any

of my calls after that weird text.

Maybe she's sleeping with somebody.

What does that even mean?

What does that even mean?

Max! Listen to me. Something weird is going on. Something...

Forget about it.

You're wasting my time.

Cheers.

So, what did you say?

Nothing. He just walked away looking...

I don't know.

You've got a nice stroke.

You haven't even seen it, yet.

Hey man.

How you doing?

Is something wrong?

Hey man, come in. The water is... naked.

I don't feel like swimming.

Dude.

I rented this suite. I rent this pool.

I rented naked sister. For YOU, man.

You're my best friend.

I love you. I would do anything for you.

Lie, cheat, kill.

Get a regular day job.

Whatever is bothering you, tell me, and I'll make it right.

Or, you can just get in this lovely warm pool,

and have a good damn time!

You're getting hitched, forever!

I know what I'd do.

The water's nice, Max.

Alright. - Yeah!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Let me help you.

Yeah!

Right there.

I'm naked. Ha, ha, ha!

I got you. I'm gonna get you.

You two kids have fun, you.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

I'll get more drinks.

Hey! Hey! This is Lisa. I'm not available- -Lisa!

What am I doing?

This is your wedding weekend.

Your wedding weekend!

Just listen to Max. Listen to someone else for once

and just have fun.

Have fun.

Max?

Max?

- I'm going to get you. - What the hell is this?

Sands! Jump in!

What in the world do you think you're doing, Max?

Whatever I feel like.

What is wrong with you?

Nothing is wrong with me.

I'm super happy. Can't you tell?

Wow. Wow! I don't even...

Where're you going?

I don't have time for this.

You never have time, do you?

You always have something going on.

Always something planned.

What's next? What's next? What's next?

You barely finish one thing before you started another.

You have no idea what that even means.

It means, I'm the freaking groom.

I'm the happy guy. See my grinning smile?

We're getting married, Megan!

You might be the guy getting married. And then again, you might not be.

Have a good swim.

Sandy.

Hey, hey.

What's wrong?

Stay away from me, Roman.

Sandy.

What happened?

Sandy.

Hey!

What are you doing, Sandy?

Me? What am I doing? What are you doing with Megan?

Nothing. Nothing at all!

You're swimming naked with her. - But nothing actually happened!

Because you can actually trust me!

I never lied to you, Sandy. - You never lied to me,

what the hell are you talking about? You're wasted!

And you're still half-naked with my half-wit sister!

I never lost my virginity to your sister, Sandy!

What?

Exactly!

What are you talking about?

Stop pretending, alright?

What happened between you and Roman?

I don't know what you mean.

Megan. Megan.

Come here, come here. - Boy.

Megan, tell her something, okay?

Is Sandy a liar?

Do we know something she's not telling us?

Leave her alone, Max!

Just tell her what you told me...

I said, leave my sister alone!

I love you, and only you. Pull yourself together.

Just a little spat everybody.

Keep on partying.

Another one of these.

Hey, Sam.

Go away. Now.

You had a rough night. I'm not going to make it worse.

I'm just gonna sit and be.

We're out here together.

Just two separate people...

being.

I'm sorry about all this.

Why are you here, Roman?

I saw you at the... - At our wedding.

In our lives.

Why wouldn't I be?

You still have a thing for me. Don't you?

Sandy.

What?

Who do you think you're kidding?

I see through this.

So did Lisa.

What do you want from me, anyway? We had our thing. It's over.

I'm Max's friend, Sandy.

But why, though?

Why Max of all people? It is very weird, Roman.

'Cause he's a great guy.

Same reason you're marrying him.

I don't know that I am marrying him.

Does that make you happy?

I don't like this conversation.

Why? 'Cause I'm being too direct?

Grow a pair and say what you mean.

Nice try.

Okay, yeah. It makes me happy.

I mean,

I love Max,

but I have feelings for you.

I admit it.

So why didn't you just say that?

At any point before now?

'Cause then I couldn't be a part of your...

My what?

My life?

You CAN'T be.

Or at least 24 hours ago you couldn't have been.

Everything's upside down. I don't know who anyone is anymore...

not even me.

Listen, Sandy.

You're drunk.

Your fiancé is drunk. Your sister is drunk.

Hell, I'm drunk.

It's what happens at bachelor parties.

It doesn't ruin wedding or ruin lives.

It's the thing that happens.

You'll have a cappuccino tomorrow, and fix everything.

Good as new.

More or less.

I don't want more or less.

It was perfect the way it was.

Was it?

Yes.

It was.

You know what I think?

I think you're perfect.

Not just nice, fun, easy, but perfect. Absolutely.

They made you and then they broke the mold.

I know. I've been out there. I know what I'm missing.

Look if I come on a little strong sometimes,

I guess it...

I'm sorry. I'm...

I'm rambling.

I'm sorry.

No. It's nice, Roman.

It's not nice. It's the truth.

What the hell are we doing?

It's - it's okay. It's okay. It's okay -No. No.

Mom.

Mom!

Sandy.

Sandy!

Mom! Wait, please.

That looked bad. That must have looked really bad.

Max and I had this awful fight.

He's drunk, Megan is drunk, Lisa is... I have no idea where... -Stop.

I don't want you to think that I... I'm not a bad person.

I love Max. I can't find Lisa.

Just pull yourself together.

Okay? It's going to be alright.

Honey, it's going to be alright.

You're right.

You're right.

I'm just having a moment, but...

we're great.

Everything's great.

I'm very happy. Thank you for everything you've done.

Sandy. -No. I'm great. I'm great. I'm perfect.

This is Maximus! Preach!

Hey! This is Lisa. I'm not available,

but leave me a message and I'll get back to you, maybe.

I am so sorry, baby.

Me too, baby. I love you. I love you so much.

I'm sorry.

I love you too, Max.

Okay, so...

I'll let you guys... - Thanks, Bud.

You're the best.

I'll see you at rehearsals?

Okay. Sandy, now you'll be here under the arch.

Max, where will you be? - I just finished walking down the aisle.

Okay, great. So now you're standing here facing each other.

The Pastor will say his thing, and then the rings.

Roman will have the rings.

Why in God's Earth I don't know.

And then if Lisa's here, she'll... - Lisa won't be here, Mom.

Well we don't know that for sure. - We know for sure. Move on.

Okay.

Then you'll exchange the rings,

say your vows,

and kiss.

But you don't have to do that right now. - I think we do.

Smile Roman, you're on Candid Camera.

I have no idea what that means.

It means I'm watching you.

I like being watched.

Okay. That's it, and we go to dinner, everyone.

Party time.

I'm going to order another pasta.

Well, there's chicken left and there's dessert coming.

The chicken's half gone.

That's weird. - What?

My credit card's gone.

Did you pay anything with it yesterday?

Tequila perhaps?

I'm kidding. I love you.

Do you have yours?

No, I didn't bring my purse.

What's wrong?

Nothing... - I lost my card.

I can spot you guys.

How much do you need?

We'll figure something out.

We can ask your mom?

I would rather dine and dash than ask my mom for any more money.

We can pay her back.

No it's fine, we'll to the hotel, I'll grab my purse.

No, no, no, no. This place closes in a half-hour.

Let me help you out. You guys are family.

We can take care of this, Roman.

How, Sandy?

No, we just... - You can pay me back.

Geez, you guys are prideful.

How else are you going to pay for this?

Tonight. Right now.

Put everything on this. And anything else they want.

There. It's done. Can't be undone.

You're welcome.

Thanks. - We'll pay you back. Tonight.

Sandy!

Max, lost his credit card. It's a loan. It's no big deal.

Well then I guess you you never heard the expression,

neither a borrower nor a lender be.

Are you seriously saying that to a medical student?

Honey, he is too involved in your lives.

Yes! I know that, MOM! I agree. But what am I gonna do about it?!

He's following me around.

And he kissed me last night. Two days before we're supposed to get married?

I don't know. Honey, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to upset you.

Did you know Dad was cheating on you... all those years?

Sandy.

Did you know?

I...

I am gonna tell him. - I don't think

that's a good idea. - I'm not gonna live a lie, Mom.

We'll either get rid of Roman. Or he'll get rid of us.

Sandy.

Sandy!

Say longer.

- Can I talk to you for a minute? - Yeah. Second.

Yeah, babe. - Something I want to tell you.

No, Max. Stop. Don't do anything crazy, please.

There's nothing I can do right now that can be crazy.

- ROMAN! Where's Roman?! - There is my boy!

- Hey, Uncle Stanley. - This boy's parents...

God rest their soul...

They would be tickled pink to see this boy with a girl like this.

The loving cup for a loving couple.

Love you.

She's like such obvious jealousy issues of me?

I get it. The second child comes along

I bet all her boyfriends had crushes on you.

She tried to make up for it being a nerd in school.

Let me guess, you were a cheerleader.

We didn't have cheerleaders. I did baton.

No way!

Wait. Like the twirling?

Wait, wait, wait. Can you do a cartwheel?

First of all, yeah I can do a cartwheel.

And B, that is not baton.

Do one. - Right now?

If you know how. - Of course I know how!

What, you think I can't do a cartwheel?

Well, I just think you've been drinking...

I can do a cartwheel half dead on acid. Hold this!

Are you ready?

Can't wait. - Ready for this one.

Bravo.

You thought I couldn't do it, didn'tcha?

Jacobson, we've gotten calls requesting

a thorough search of the permitter.

Report anything unusual.

Over.

Max.

Max.

Max.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Are you done?

Max.

Stop saying my name.

That's a good line coming from you,

the one that ACTUALLY tore us apart.

Max.

Max! Come on! This is his fault!

He shouldn't even be here!

I hate him! God, do I hate him!

And he kissed me. I didn't kiss him. I swear!

- Really? - Yes!

No. I don't know.

You know how messed up things were between us.

Swimming naked with my sister! Lisa going missing!

- Everything coming apart! - Are you even listing to yourself?

Anderson.

Lark Meadows, interior decorator.

Might be something.

Hello?

Yes, this is she.

My goodness.

I'm sorry. I don't know what else to say.

Say whatever you want to say. Just like you always do.

True? Not true? What's the difference?

You always say what's "perfect."

I told you the truth.

In little layers.

What's the next layer? Roman and I have a kid. We're naming him Max?

Hey buddy, always thinking about you.

Your timing is very convenient.

There is nothing convenient about anything that's happened this weekend.

We're already getting married.

We're already here. What are we going to do? Send everybody home?

I don't care about them. I care about us.

That's pretty selfish. Don't you think?

What can I do? Tell me and I will do it.

You've done plenty, already. Okay?

No, wait! Where are you going?

Home. France. To kill a guy. What's the difference?

Baby, please. Please. Please. I can fix this. I can. Just let me.

Let me. Let me. - Before this weekend

I didn't know there was anything to fix.

How stupid am I?

Wait! - Let go of me.

Max!

Roman!

Where are you?

Mom?

What's wrong? Why are you crying?

Sandy, honey. -Mom, what is it? You're scaring me.

- It's Lisa. - What about her?

They found her. - What?

She's dead. I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Do you need a ride back to your hotel?

No, I'll go home with my mom.

She's still in her interview with Detective Rich.

He says she has a lot to say.

Have a seat on the steps outside, get a little air,

and I'll have a patrol officer take you home, okay?

Get some rest for your big day.

- Boyle. - Yeah?

Make sure that young lady gets a ride home.

No problem.

And when you see Detective Rich, have him come to me.

We need to find this Roman and have a little talk with him.

This is Maximus! Preach!

Okay, what's the address?

Okay.

Where's my daughter?

Sorry.

Well, that is a sight.

Stay away from me.

What's wrong, Sandy? You seem upset.

Get the hell out of here and leave me alone.

Sandy, baby, I'm just trying to help.

I heard about Lisa...

and Megan and Max.

I'm so sorry, honey.

You're going to get out of my way. And I'm going to leave.

I want nothing to do with you, or Max, or anybody!

I'm done with it! All of it!

Now back your ass up before I stick this right in your eye!

You're a nice girl.

A sweet girl.

You shouldn't say ugly things like that.

I'll scream.

I will.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Everything's going to be okay.

Okay.

Everybody up!

Up!

Utterly disgusting.

Megan, your Roman orgy weekend is over.

Do you think your sister is going to forgive you for this?

Do you think the whole world is just waiting for your excuses!

Megan there is a word for girls who sleep with their sister's husbands!

My God. What are you doing on my bed!?

I guess... you seduced me?

Put some clothes on!

GET DRESSED! -Megan, I can't believe you'd even know this is your room!?

Mom, I just woke up, you come in calling me a whore, how is someone supposed to get their bearings?!

Most people wake up with their bearings Megan!

With their clothes on, and some knowledge of who they're sleeping with.

And you! You! - I want you to go

to your room and pack your bags, and I want you out of here!

You're not welcome around my Sandy!

My head. I got a goose egg.

Mom?

I...

I... I... I...

I just came from...

Lisa is dead.

They found her body at the bottom of the ravine at Highboard Trail.

Your sister is beside herself.

I don't even know where she is.

She left without me.

She's not answering her phone.

She's crushed. I'm crushed.

Needless to say, this wedding is over.

Because of you two...

and your friend.

My god. Roman.

Where's Roman - Don't even say that dirtbag's name to me even...

Lark! Listen to me! Lisa is dead.

I have a weird bump on my head. We have no idea how we got here.

Sandy.

Sandy's missing!

Sandy.

My god. My phone is gone.

He must have taken it.

Megan, where's your phone?

What are you doing?

I have a gps tracker on it.

- My god. - Where is she?

- They're heading up a mountain. Up Connor's bluff.

Lark, call the police. - Okay.

Wait, where are you going?

To get my wife.

It's all my fault.

God, baby. I'm sorry.

Sandy.

I love you.

But you've been unable to change course in this in this life.

With this...

This is only one incarnation of our souls.

Soon, you and I will be together in the next world.

And you take me to be your eternal husband.

Son of a bitch!

Sandy, I'm trying baby! I'm trying to make things right with us!

Why won't he leave us alone?!

Okay.

Okay, I know what to do.

Do you trust me?

Yes, you do. Don't you?

You look so beautiful.

Okay.

Max?

Roman, what are you doing?

It's okay, Sandy.

Stop the car, right now.

Forget about Max, Sandy. Just forget about them.

I said STOP THE CAR!

This is how it has to be.

You don't have to do this, please!

Stop, please! Please! Please! Stop! STOP THE DAMN CAR!

NO!

You won't loose me, Roman. Everything is done. Max. It's all over.

The wedding is off! Please! - I can't let you go!

Sandy!

Sandy!

No! This is how it's supposed to be!

- Stay away from me! -Like Romeo and Juliet. Together forever.

In death.

But how can you have me in death if you don't have me know?

Roman, because you don't.

You can stick me in this stupid dress.

You can put this stupid headband on my head!

You can hold me down

and do what you want?

But I am not yours?

I WILL NEVER BE YOURS!

Those are ugly words.

They're true words, Roman. You know they are.

This isn't how you are.

This ugliness.

You're - You're beautiful.

You're perfect. - No! No!

I'm not!

I'm not perfect!

I never was perfect! I will never be perfect!

Dirty.

I'm normal. I'm average. I'm ugly!

It's not! I'm perfect. And you're perfect!

And only mine.

I love you, Sandy. -But I don't love you, Roman. I never loved you!

God, you were only a piece of meat.

I used you.

And then I forgot about you.

You mean nothing to me.

The lies. The nothing.

Sandy!

Max!

- I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry.

I love you. - I love you, too.