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(relaxed music)

(couple laughing)

- You know what?

- What?

- I love you.

- [Tanya Voiceover] Those are my parents.

Believe it or not, they're Russian spies.

My mother, Barbara, was a young Polish student

studying political science in Moscow

when she was recruited by the agency.

In her day,

she was one of the Soviet Union's most effective agents.

She met my father, Renaud, an engineer, in Paris.

It was love at first sight.

These days though, the spy game has slowed down.

My parents were posted as a sleeper cell to the city

almost 10 years ago and lately,

they've got a lot of time on their hands

so they spend most of it's spying on me.

Here I am, not my best angle, I admit.

That's better.

You know, living with your parents as an adult

can create tensions.

- You stupid bitch.

- [Tanya Voiceover] My mother would never say such a thing,

of course.

My father is more easygoing.

- I'm back.

- [Tanya Voiceover] Still, I have the feeling

that he always keeps tabs on me.

Because of their secret mission,

I've been dependent on my parents my whole life,

but I've got a plan to get out.

I work for a prestigious real estate agency, Rexxalum.

They're sending me this afternoon to meet this guy,

Brian Demarrias.

He's a major business leader in the city,

a local celebrity.

He wants to buy a penthouse condo for his girlfriend.

If I make the sale, it's my ticket to freedom.

The problem is no matter how hard I try,

nothing ever seems to work out the way I want it to.

(relaxing music)

♪ Can I call you rose ♪

♪ Can I call you rose ♪

♪ 'Cause you're sweet like a flower in bloom ♪

♪ Can I call you rose ♪

♪ Can I call you rose ♪

♪ 'Cause your fragrance takes over the room ♪

♪ Darling ♪

♪ I want to plant you in my heart ♪

♪ So love can grow ♪

- And what am I, chopped liver over here?

Those people have no respect.

I wanted to see the penthouse before sunset.

It's dying.

Call them again now.

- Okay, I will.

- [Tanya Voiceover] Ugh, my boss warned me

I couldn't be late meeting client ever again.

- It's okay, it's okay.

(phone ringing)

Hi, it's Brian Demarrias calling again.

(tires screeching) (horn honking)

(car beeping)

- [Tanya Voiceover] This cannot be happening to me.

(phone ringing)

- [Barbara] Tanya, just to remind you,

Sharka is coming from Paris.

- No, no.

Oh come on.

- [Barbara] The roads are so slippery.

If you are not careful enough,

you will finish in the snow bank.

- Like seriously?

(upbeat music)

Hi!

(whimsical music)

- [Tanya Voiceover] I would like to say

that the day got better from there,

but it didn't.

- Good to see you finally here.

- I was in a car accident, sorry.

- Yeah, sure.

What else is new?

Santa Claus is coming to town?

- Ho ho ho.

- [Tanya] Oh boy, that was a mistake.

- Well listen-

- [Tanya Voiceover] I can't stand this lady.

She treats me like a second class citizen.

That coat is amazing though.

I think it's Dolce and Gabbana.

Is that real fur?

Maybe.

If I sell this condo, I'll buy one of my own

if they have one with fake fur, of course,

fur is cruel.

- Are you insane? - Oh man, I've been drifting.

Focus.

- Can I please borrow your phone?

I'm so sorry.

- Sure.

(phone ringing)

- Oh, you called my company.

Hi, it's Tanya Cova here.

Can you please send somebody with another key?

The only key?

You know my father has another key from the car.

Where's the car?

I don't know.

(alarm blaring)

So my father can locate the car through my GPS in my phone.

Well, this is not my phone, it's my clients.

Sorry.

Well, I have my daddy on speed dial.

- She has her dad on speed dial.

(woman laughing)

- Okay.

- [Tanya Voiceover] Let's see

if we can salvage this situation.

- Oh, isn't that a shame that they only have one key?

- Yeah.

- [Tanya] Bye.

- [Tanya Voiceover] All together, I would have to say,

this has not been a resounding success.

What?

Holy smoke.

- Bye.

(women laughing)

- Washington Square?

Washington Square?

- Do you remember?

- [Both] We invented the pushup bra

with camera wires under our boobs.

- [Tanya Voiceover] And to add to the bad day I'm having,

my mother's old friend, Sharka, is visiting.

(speaking in foreign language)

They met while working for the agency.

By day, Sharka was undercover

as a glamorous television host.

And by night, she was the agency's top seductress

and assassin.

She had seduced 243 men and later killed 78 of them.

Her son, Igor, is an imbecile.

- The spying profession lost the charm.

Where is the seduction?

- Oh nowhere.

I prefer chocolate.

- Oh.

- It's your daughter.

- Ah yes.

Will you excuse me?

You are late.

What has happened?

- Oh nothing.

- We have guests.

- Yeah, I've noticed.

- Igor is here.

- Igor? - Yes.

- Oh my, no.

- Shut up.

- Stop the play.

- You look so, so ugly.

- What?

- Yes.

- Could you drop it now?

- [Barbara] Where is papa?

- I don't know.

- [Barbara] Don't lie to me.

What has happened?

- Stop asking me those questions.

- I'll be right there.

Really, last time.

This is the last time.

We have guests.

- Guests, we have guests.

- [Tanya Voiceover] When my mother is stressed,

she doesn't always tell the truth.

- Tanya had her first big sale,

$15 million penthouse.

- Congratulations.

- Zackie.

The car's fine, sweetheart.

- Oh, thank you.

- Except for its pride.

- Hey, wake up, wake up.

- Yes, be with us.

- My phone?

- Here.

I think your boss was trying to reach you.

- Oh, oh no, no.

I'm fired.

- [Sharka] Tanya, come to see us.

- Congratulations, sold $15 million penthouse.

And Igor changed,

he's now a grown up man.

Igor is here.

You haven't seen him for 15 years

and he's changed so much.

- Zackie has got to go out.

Tanya will go with him.

- Okay, okay.

- Oh, okay.

- Here you go. - Thank you, thank you.

- I'm back.

Oh what a nice surprise.

It's been such a long time.

(dog panting)

- Still working for the agency?

- Well, we're still there

but we've had to downsize.

- Igor, why don't you join Tanya?

- Igor, go and help Tanya.

(whimsical music)

- God.

(whimsical music)

- Hello? - Oh, hi Britney.

Can I stay at your place, please?

- [Britney] What happened?

- My mum wants me to date some Russian idiot.

- [Britney] Is he cute?

- Who cares?

He's a loser.

(whimsical music)

Oh my God. - Why not just tell them

that you need to see a client

and then leave for a couple of hours?

- Oh, yeah.

Well, I was officially fired.

- [Britney] So come.

- Thank you, bye.

(whimsical music)

(dog panting)

Go, go.

Zackie, come here.

I love you, okay?

Wait for the kid okay?

I love you.

Stay here, be good, okay?

(dog panting)

- I hate French restaurant.

I told you 1,000 time.

You never understand me, you never listen to me.

I'm leaving, give me the keys.

The keys.

Stop looking at me like this.

- I'm done.

- What?

- Take the penthouse, take the car.

I'm done.

- Brian, come here.

Brian!

Brian!

(woman squealing)

Whatever, I got the penthouse.

♪ Ho ho ho ♪

(whimsical music)

(doorbell ringing)

- He is not normal.

Last night, I didn't even bother coming home

and he didn't care.

- But where have you been?

- Working, what do you think?

- Is this good?

- Yeah, they're okay, I like them, yeah.

- But didn't he know?

- Of course he knew.

But still, I mean

any normal guy would ask. - Can I try?

- Oh sure.

Any normal guy would ask,

"Where are you honey?

Where have you been?",

but not Tom.

He's so indifferent.

- Well.

- Was he like that when you were dating him?

- Well, I don't remember.

It's been long time ago.

He was this guy with simple needs and simple,

he's simple.

- Maybe you can simply just take him back.

(baby crying)

- Where's Shamu?

- [Tanya Voiceover] This might be a good time

to explain who these people are.

Life in our city might be good,

but for my best friend Britney, it's extremely boring.

She got married five years ago

to her high school sweetheart, Tom.

Actually, he was not her sweetheart,

he was my sweetheart.

Tom used to be nerdy, successful and handsome.

Now, he's only nerdy and successful.

For Britney, he is just not enough.

(baby crying)

- Okay.

- I want to live.

I want to create.

I mean I need drama in my life, not this.

- Children are asleep.

- Oh, thank God.

- Oh, hey Tanya.

- Wow. - Yep.

- I don't want him back.

- He's yours.

- [Tanya Voiceover] Little did I know,

earlier that evening,

I had made quite an impression

on my would-be client, Brian Demarrias.

While I was busy focusing on my failure,

Brian was taking an interest in me.

I was still on his mind when he returned home

recovering from his recent breakup.

(whimsical music)

(relaxing music)

♪ You're so good ♪

♪ Out of the ordinary ♪

♪ This one ♪

♪ Is all for you ♪

♪ Right here ♪

♪ Right now ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

(Tanya screams)

- No!

(kid giggling)

Good morning, ah, ah.

- Coffee?

They like you.

- Thank you, thank you.

- Thank you.

- Anytime, sweetie.

- Bye.

- Coffee?

- Oh, no thank you.

- Igor was a mistake.

- Come on, Tanya, come back home.

- How did you even find me?

(whimsical music)

Like seriously?

This

(mom gasping)

Ha!

- Tanya!

- Wait, wait.

The device, it belongs to the agency.

- No!

(mom screaming)

(upbeat music)

- [Tanya Voiceover] I know,

right now it seems like I'm the crazy one,

but had I not been running away

from my parents that morning,

I would never have had a fateful encounter with this guy.

- What?

- It's very original.

- [Tanya Voiceover] Admit it, he's perfect.

Check out that smile.

Irresistible, right?

- Thank you.

- [Tanya Voiceover] When I woke up this morning,

I had no idea what I was going to do with my life,

it was a very lonely feeling,

but I'm beginning to think

that today just might be my lucky day.

- [Steve] So let me guess, you are running from a lover?

- I wish.

- Creditors?

- Worse.

- All that's left is death and taxes.

- Worse.

- What can be worse than death and taxes?

- My parents.

- Well, they must be in pretty good shape then.

- [Tanya Voiceover] His name was Steve Press

and I just find it really easy talking to this guy,

maybe too easy.

Sometimes the conversation went

places I don't think he expected.

- If you're a woman and you want to stay slim

according to today's standards,

the only way how to eat is in front of the mirror naked.

- [Tanya Voiceover] But he never lost his cool.

- As much as I would love to see that,

I think I should probably try and ask her out

on a date first.

- [Tanya Voiceover] This guy is just my type.

We agreed to meet for breakfast the next day

and I gave him my card.

Before I knew it, this happened.

- You know it's such a happy coincidence

that you're a real estate agent.

- Why?

- My condo, that thing's been up for sale

for God knows how long now,

it feels like it's been forever.

Yeah, I'm losing hope.

- It doesn't surprises me

but I'll be more than happy to help you.

- Great.

- Okay.

Oh, by the way, my cell phone number,

it's not valid anymore, I'll be replacing it tomorrow.

- Okay.

- And my home address, it's not valid either

and my employer neither.

- Well, I better not lose this card then, huh?

- Yeah.

- Well, I'm not that easy to reach either.

I work in a hospital as a brain surgeon

so I gotta keep my phone off at all times in there.

- I will never disturb you, I promise.

So see you tomorrow?

- Gotta go.

- Okay.

Whew.

(cheerful music)

- [Tanya Voiceover] Life is wonderful.

Just minutes ago, I really felt like the sky was falling

and now here I am, full of joy and hope.

I've got to make the most of the situation.

If I can't sell a billionaire's condo,

at least I'll sell a brain surgeon's.

Some would say that meeting Dr. Press was destiny

but I know better.

The way things have been going lately,

I've learned that life is full of ups and downs.

Sometimes you're high, sometimes you're low,

but for now, the sky is limit.

Life is wonderful.

(cheerful music)

- Moscow, I think we have a problem.

(thermos beeping)

Yes?

Thank you.

(phone ringing)

- [Receptionist] Rexxalum Agency, how can I help you?

- Hi, Tanya Cova, please.

- [Receptionist] One moment, please.

I'm sorry sir, she is no longer with us.

- Oh, do you know where?

Hello?

All right.

- [Tanya Voiceover] I tried to take the subway home,

but I've been driving for so many years

that I ended up completely lost.

Never fear, Britney is practically

my own personal Uber driver.

What a day.

I can usually count on my parents

being asleep by this time of night, which is just as well,

'cause I've got a lot to think about,

particularly about my brain surgeon.

Oh, Dr. Steve Press, impressed, so impressed.

(cheerful music)

- [Brian] Hi.

- Stranger danger.

- I'm not a stranger.

- Oh, I remember you.

How's your stunning beauty?

- Oh, yeah.

- Did you buy the condo?

- Actually, yes.

- Good for you, good for her.

Have a nice life, bye.

- Hey, you want a ride?

It's really cold out.

I'll take you anywhere you want to go, wherever you want.

- Wherever I want or wherever you want?

'Cause I have a date and you're kind of in my way so.

- Wait, you have a morning date?

- Yes.

- Well it must not be serious then.

- Is there some kind of policy

that you can't date in the morning?

- Dinner dates are a little more serious, but.

- Huh, I hear your sarcasm, but thank you anyway, bye.

- Suit yourself, I guess.

(Brian sighs)

- Oh, reservations under my name.

I'll see you there in a second, okay?

- Mom, dad, what are you doing here?

- We found your phone.

- No.

- Listen, I've been covering for you all my life.

From now on, I'm not sacrificing myself

for your stupid mission anymore.

- Hey.

- Hi.

- Why did you give Tanya her cell phone?

- You don't know what I have to put up with here.

- What was I to do?

- I can't live with my parents anymore.

- You're the stupidest man on Earth.

- Hey you know what?

Why don't you give me two or three months rent

and then you can just live in the condo until you sell it?

- Really?

Oh, thank you.

- Let me get you the address.

I'll see you there tonight.

- Thank you.

(pager beeping)

- I got an emergency at the hospital, I got to go.

- It must be beautiful to save lives.

- I'll see ya.

Oh hey, do you still have those Rexxalum lease contracts?

I just figured we could use them as a template,

you know, make things easier.

- I forgot it at my friend's house.

- Oh, no worries, just bring them over tonight.

- Yeah.

Like seriously?

I can't believe you people.

- Tanya, darling, please, he's not for real.

- Anybody who approaches me is not for real

except for your Russian idiot.

- Tanya, that's enough.

- Sometimes I wish I could get closer to you

just to understand

why are you going through life with no brain?

- Goodnight.

Are you kidding me?

I will call the police.

(banging on door)

(whimsical music)

This is outrageous.

Open the door.

I have to pee.

(banging on door)

(phone buzzing)

(Britney sighing)

Britney, my parents locked me in my room.

Dr. Press is waiting for me.

(Britney sighs)

- Why is it

that all good things in life are bad for you?

Either they're perverse or makes us gain weight.

- Did you drink?

- No, not yet.

- Britney, I'm begging you,

can you please go to his place?

This is so important for me.

He wants me to sell his condo.

- What does this have to do with me?

- Well, I forget the documents at your place.

- Just call the guy.

- I'm scared that if he finds out what a loser I am

he won't deal with me anymore.

Will you please go there

and give him the documents?

- Okay, I'll go.

- Thank you. - But only

if you promise to babysit my kids

every time Tom goes away. - Promise, promise, promise,

thanks.

(Britney sighs)

(whimsical music)

(GPS beeping)

(Renaud sighs)

- Hello?

Hello?

I'm sorry.

I'm gonna go.

- No, no.

- Yes.

- Come in, I insist.

- No.

No, no.

No.

- Yes, yes, yes.

- [Tanya Voiceover] Who would've guessed

that a small thing like forgetting your purse

could have such serious consequences?

(romantic music)

- Hey, hey, come on in.

Hi, just have a seat over here.

- Okay.

- So here are the lease papers.

Just sign here.

- It's freezing.

- I know.

- Sign right there.

- Okay.

- Great, can I get the payment?

- Right now?

- Yeah.

- Oh, can I give you check?

- Sure.

- Oh Doctor...

- Don't write my name.

Just write cash, okay?

- I can do that?

- Yes, yes.

- Okay.

- I'm a doctor, okay, I know what's best.

- Yeah, cash.

- Great.

- Don't worry, my sweetest,

I just have to go to the hospital, okay?

I'll see you soon.

(bird chirping)

- Okay.

(bird chirping)

What?

(bird chirping)

Oh, who is this guy?

Strange.

Dr. Steve Press, sporty.

Dr. Steve and Tanya Press.

No, no.

Okay.

I'm sexy anyway.

Oh, like a virgin.

Touched for the very first time.

(door opening)

Oh, oh.

Igor.

What are you doing here?

Did my parents send you?

Do they think I'm idiot or what?

I paid for this place.

This is my home, this is my castle, this is my lease

and you have no right to be here.

- Okay, okay, okay.

Show me the lease.

- What?

- Show me the lease.

- I can't believe you people.

- Okay.

(tearing paper)

- What?

Who are you people tearing my?

What do you want?

- You have no lease.

I have the lease.

(sad music)

(Tanya crying)

- [Tanya Voiceover] You might be wondering what's going on.

I'm wondering the same thing myself.

(upbeat music)

As I would find out shortly,

this wasn't Steve Press's apartment at all.

In fact, there is no such person.

Just try to Google that name.

And its Facebook page disappeared

as soon as he cashed my check.

- All right ladies, you ready?

Start the warm-up, let's go.

- [Tanya Voiceover] That's Arnold,

the guy who actually lives here.

He's a personal trainer.

Whenever he would leave town for work,

Steve would squat in his place.

- Just like this guys, just like this, this is beautiful.

Come on.

- [Tanya Voiceover] Do you remember the kiss?

Even that was fake.

It might have had something to do with avoiding Arnold.

- Gotta go.

- Okay.

- [Tanya Voiceover] At least I'm not the only sucker.

Just like me, Igor was trying to escape his parents.

He met Steve Press online

and was also fooled into handing over all his savings.

We both felt so stupid.

So we had a few drinks to drown our sorrows.

- I'm so sorry for Zacki,

such a great dog.

Oh, I'm sorry for your lease.

I'm so sorry.

- Oh I'm sorry for your lease, too.

- It's him.

(key turning)

- What should we do?

(mysterious music)

- Got him.

Stop it.

Ow.

- Who are you?

- Oh you live here?

- Yeah.

Would you stop?

- Stop it, he lives here.

- Do you have a lease?

- What?

- 'Cause we have the lease.

- I'm calling the police on you two right now.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- Are you two crazy?

(Tanya laughing)

No.

- Don't touch me.

Dr. Steve Press.

What a con artist.

We should call the police after all.

- No, no, no, no, no, don't call the police.

(throwing up)

I'm sorry.

- Oh, but I hate cleaning.

- I might be pregnant.

- What?

- Sorry.

- I can't believe that this is happening,

she's so-

- You got the words out of my mouth.

- Stupid, stupid, stupid.

- Cool down, cool down, Barbara.

- Please, we don't have anywhere to go.

- Okay, okay, you can stay.

- Really?

- Tanya, get out of there, please.

- But can you clean?

- Mmhmm.

- Can you cook?

- Mmhmm.

- Okay, you'll clean, you cook.

- Okay.

- Why is she doing it to me?

Why is she doing it so many times?

- Well, she's doing it to me, too.

- Hey, come on.

She's doing it to us, right?

- Okay.

- Okay go, now, now.

I have a shirt just like that.

- Actually, this is yours.

Can I keep it?

- I look way better in it than you do.

- Okay.

- Oh, and fix that vase.

Ugh.

You know what, this might work out after all.

Where's that protein shake, buddy?

- [Tanya Voiceover] I wasn't the only one

having a rough night.

Tom found a note from Britney

saying that she was leaving him

and he wasn't taking it well.

(Tom crying)

- My son is a genius.

- Do you have any detergent?

How can you live in such a mess?

- You know what?

Come over here.

Come see the doctor,

I'll give you a checkup.

- At least one of us is having fun.

(Britney moaning)

- Sir, sir.

- My training's only from 7:30 to 8:30, hun.

- I know, I know.

You're doing so much for humanity and you know,

this is potassium.

It's homemade. - Oh, thank you.

I only eat biological though.

- Oh, it's organic.

- Oh wow, okay.

- It's full biological.

- Thank you.

- I am biggest fan.

- Is that so?

- Yes.

- How about you pass by my classes tomorrow morning?

- Sure, Sharka.

- Arnold.

- Bye. - Later.

- See you.

(hopeful music)

- Tanya, Tanya, no, no, no, Tanya, Tanya.

- Mom!

- No, no!

- We're together.

(upbeat music)

- Come on.

- No, I don't want, no, no, no!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa,

this right here, this is mine.

- It's just an apple.

- See it starts with an apple,

then it's the whole damn turkey.

I'm not having it.

- Oh, Jesus.

- Don't call me names.

- Ugh.

- No, no.

- I have to find us work.

We have to eat.

- What does this look like, a free ride?

March, soldier, to the kitchen.

This place is a mess.

Come on.

- What's up?

- It arrived this morning.

- Will you open it?

- No, you open it.

(dramatic Russian music)

Just read it!

- "Comrades, the most difficult economic situation,

much important decrease of jobs

that occurred in your area in past two decades,

we announce you

that we are closing your operational cell.

Decision is final and unrevokable.

We are declared destitute

with new low profile station in

Paris, France."

(parents laughing)

We are the best.

Always obey the Motherland.

- Paris.

(speaking in foreign language)

(both laughing)

(Tanya sighing)

(phone ringing)

- [Tom] Tanya?

- What do you want?

- I need somebody.

Can you come over right now?

- How much?

My situation has changed

and I need money.

How much do you offer for babysitting?

Really?

Okay, I'll come right over.

- Thank you.

(upbeat music)

♪ Money, money, money ♪

♪ Getting money, money ♪

♪ Money, money, money ♪

♪ Getting money ♪

♪ Getting money is my brand new occupation ♪

♪ Taxes won't stop inflation ♪

♪ Get wound up, I see you spinning, it's time for Vegas ♪

♪ Push the power button ♪

♪ Turn it up, we bout to fade this ♪

♪ Cut the check and count the cash ♪

♪ I need a lot of singles ♪

♪ Dancers are my favorite friends and I prefer them single ♪

♪ Celebrations and champagne ♪

♪ We like to sip the bubbly ♪

♪ Salute the way we getting in this life ♪

- What happened here?

Whoa, What are you dong?

- That was hard.

I'm so sorry.

- Yeah, you better be.

- I'm so sorry.

(Tom crying)

- Don't wake up the kids.

Sit down, sit.

Okay.

- Just don't tell anybody about the grabbing, okay?

- So she left?

- I wrote a song about it.

Do you want to hear it?

- Okay.

- Yeah, okay.

Here we go.

♪ Britney left me ♪

♪ My lady left me ♪

♪ My lady left me tonight ♪

- You're such a loser.

♪ My lady left me ♪

- It's not all right.

It's not all right.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for groping you.

You're a good friend.

You're a good friend.

I love you.

(whimsical music)

(Tom crying)

- Did you call her?

- Mmhmm.

- How can you eat?

- I need energy.

I need energy right now.

- We tried to call Britney,

but for some reason no matter how often we called,

we just couldn't get through to her.

Very weird.

(phone ringing)

- [Answering Machine] Please leave a message.

- She's not there, not yet.

Actually, not at all.

(Tom crying)

- I'm not good enough for her.

- Yeah, maybe.

- You're not helping.

- I'm sorry.

(whimsical music)

- Make sure you feel your core working as you're doing this.

Come on, let me see it, let me hear it.

One.

Did I say stop?

- [Tanya Voiceover] Living with Arnold

really wasn't all that bad

at the end of the day.

- Sure, we hit bumps on the road

now and then.

- What's this?

- Uhhh.

- Uhhh, give me that bar.

- [Tanya Voiceover] A roommate arrangement

worked for all of us.

Igor cleaned up to around the house

while I spent my time looking for work.

I helped pay the bills by babysitting Tom's kids.

- Bye.

- [Tanya Voiceover] And I didn't even have to cook

because Arnold kept bringing home these bags

full of organic food. - What is this?

It looks homemade.

- [Tanya Voiceover] I didn't know at the time

that we were being watched by a super spy, Sharka,

who was keeping close track of all of our movements.

Only she may have lost a step since her glory days.

Her spying skills were a little rusty.

- "The cell is shot down.

The agency calls us to Paris."

Is this for you?

- Paris, Paris?

Are you kidding me?

(speaking in foreign language)

- I really can't believe it.

- [Tanya Voiceover] Britney's been missing

for several days now.

Nobody's heard from her.

We have absolutely no idea where she is.

I'm starting to really worry.

I hope she's all right.

- Where is it?

- Where's what?

- My cell phone.

- Well it's gone, it's not here.

- That was a gift from Tom.

- Well, if it was a gift from Tom

then it's even better at the pawn shop, then.

(Britney shrieking)

(Steve sighing)

(bird chirping)

- I made it.

I made it, I made it.

I made it.

I got it, I got it.

- What happened to her?

- Oh, I've got a job interview.

They want to see me.

I made it. - Oh, congrats.

Can you start paying for your food now?

I'm near killing myself

to get you the best in the west,

you do nothing but gaming.

- Oh, will you help me prepare?

Please, please?

- Baby, I'm the best coach in this city.

- Oh, I knew it.

- But if we're doing this, we're doing it my way.

- Okay.

(upbeat music)

- You got this.

You're punctual.

I'm punctual. - You're reliable.

- I'm reliable. - You're enthusiastic.

I'm enthusiastic.

- Work well in teams.

- I work well in teams.

- You're punctual.

- Reliable, enthusiastic, I work well in teams.

Punctual.

- You're reliable.

- I'm reliable. - You're enthusiastic.

- Cramps.

(upbeat music)

I work well in teams,

punctual, reliable, enthusiastic,

work well in teams.

- You got this.

You better keep squatting.

- What are you laughing at?

- I will get that job.

- You will get this job.

- Yes! - Feel it!

Feel it in your stomach!

You're enthusiastic.

- Yeah!

- Come on. - Come on!

- You got this!

- What are you eating this for, all this time?

I think I'm ready.

- You got this.

- I got this. - You're ready.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

- [Tanya Voiceover] The morning of my interview,

Tom called and said that he couldn't handle the kids.

He insisted that I had to come and pick them up.

I think he was at the lowest point of his existence.

As for myself, I was so excited.

My efforts to become truly independent were about payoff.

Unfortunately, I discovered

that one of the kids had a tooth growing in

and all the preparation

I'd been doing for the job interview

went out the window.

(baby crying) (upbeat music)

- I'm reliable, I'm punctual, I'm very professional.

I'm reliable, I'm punctual, I'm very nice.

I'm reliable, I'm punctual, I'm very professional.

Hello?

I'm reliable.

- And I'm a stupid loser.

- Hi Britney.

How are you?

I'm so happy. - Mrs. Tanya Cova.

- Listen.

(Britney crying)

- Oh you know what?

Yes, one minute, please.

Yeah, I can't talk right now,

but can we meet at that breakfast place?

It's okay?

Yeah, yeah, bye.

I'm professional.

- Hello.

- Hey.

Forget it.

- Tanya. - Okay, let's go.

- Listen to me.

- No, you listen to me.

I don't need your help.

I don't need your pity.

I don't need your nothing, okay?

Bye.

- But you need this job?

- No, I don't need this job.

Just leave me be, okay, bye.

Let's go.

- Tanya, listen to me.

- No, go.

(baby crying)

- I...

Hi, sorry about that.

Are you ready?

(baby crying)

- Let's go.

Go.

(gentle music)

(Britney sighing)

- I want to make things right.

I messed up.

I can't live without you.

I wasn't putting you first and

I just hope you forgive me.

- [Tanya Voiceover] Maybe you've noticed this already,

but my friend Britney loves her creature comforts,

warm baths, rather expensive ice cream,

lounging around in her pajamas,

and all of this while Tom

basically takes care of the kids himself.

Is she gonna give all of that up because of some fling?

- I don't know if I can.

- [Tanya Voiceover] I don't think so.

- But, after all, it is how we repair mistakes

that define us in each other's eyes.

- Will you re-marry me?

- I will.

- Yeah?

(cheerful music)

- [Tanya Voiceover] Here we go again.

It looks like my work here is done.

Britney's and Tom secret are safe with me.

I would never tell another, I promise.

Just another happy family, but I'm still alone.

I seem to just spin in circles endlessly,

always winding up where I started.

♪ Lights on the Christmas tree ♪

♪ Crackling logs on the fire ♪

♪ And you're coming home for Christmas ♪

♪ You come back home to me ♪

♪ And that's all I desire ♪

♪ Now that you're home for Christmas ♪

- Good evening and welcome

to "Fame, Fortune and Fun".

Tonight's episode is sponsored

by Les Residences des Philantropes Laval.

Tonight, we take a special look at the new relationship

of well-known local entrepreneur and philanthropist,

Brian Demarrias.

We are examining his love of Tanya Cova.

Our secret sources have revealed

that Tanya Cova was initially hesitant.

For a long time, she did not even consider dating Brian.

We begin by asking the question on everyone's mind,

who or what changed her mind?

And we have with us Brian himself.

Brian, tell us,

who do you think changed Tanya's mind about you?

- Well, I hope it was me.

- No, we changed her mind.

- I was the one who changed Tanya's mind.

- If anybody had any influence on her, it was me.

- By applying the katayusha dual method algorhythm

we can easily interfere with people's minds.

We enter their Facebook pages or other social media.

- Tanya was weak before I trained her.

She wasn't gonna amount to anything.

I guess you could say that I was her mentor,

her inspiration.

- Back then, she ended up on my couch a lot.

So I told her you need to find a guy, any guy,

and move in with him.

Obvious, no?

- Did Tanya mention anything about me,

something about grabbing?

No?

Okay, good, good.

- After all, we can even influence

the outcome of the elections.

We did it in 2016.

- [TV Host] Wait, you participated in cyber attacks

on the U.S. presidential elections?

(both laughing)

- It was completely legal.

- And easy, piece of cake.

- I'm sorry, can we cut that out?

- [Camera Man] Yeah.

- Okay.

- As you can see, I take my training quite seriously.

And just for the viewers at home too,

listen to my whole podcast on it,

I have a whole body regime, a routine,

I'm coming out with a soap actually.

- Do you remember that fake guy?

- Now what was his name again?

- Press.

- Oh disaster.

I don't already understand

why Tanya decided to live in those difficult conditions.

Sleeping on the couch?

Babysitting Tom and Britnay's children?

- Well, it's hard to say.

- I still think she goes through life brainless.

- Don't say that, it's not nice.

People will take it in a bad way.

- We first met in high school.

We dated just a bit,

but we just decided to just be friends

and nothing's ever happened since then or will ever happen,

definitely not.

- Before my training program, she couldn't focus,

she was running in all directions.

I'm the one who gave her the tools that she needed

to overcome any challenge.

And I still remember that special moment,

that moment when I knew that she was ready.

- Ready to marry Brian Demarrias?

- Who?

- Brian?

- Brian?

He was the best prospect.

In order to secure the situation,

we had to push

- Press.

- Yeah, Steve Press away as quickly as possible.

(bomb exploding) (Steve screaming)

- In the end, I guess it was for the best

'cause Tanya is incredibly happy right now

and we always have a good laugh about those days

where she was on my couch and unemployed.

- [Tanya Voiceover] These are the people who know me best?

That isn't how it happened at all.

The truth is that maybe we're getting ahead of ourselves.

Let's get back to our story.

(speaking in foreign language)

- Who are you?

- Uh...

I'm cleaning service.

- And who are you?

- Cleaning services.

- Oh no, you're not.

- Oh.

- [Tanya Voiceover] Let's just cut to the chase.

This is Arnold's grandmother.

Arnold's grandmother is what we call a snowbird,

spending most of her time between our snowy city

and the warmer climates of Florida.

Sometimes even hurricane season

doesn't keep the snowbirds away.

Arnold goes to visit several times a year,

but towards the end of winter,

Arnold's grandma flights home

packed into a crowded commercial flight.

- Nothing could be worse

than flying from Miami in an economical class.

- [Tanya Voiceover] It didn't take us too long to figure out

that we had made a mistake.

Igor warmed up to her right away.

In fact, maybe a little too quickly, what a weirdo.

Well, there was nothing to do,

but explain how we ended up here.

- We didn't have anywhere else to go

and we didn't know you were living here, I'm so sorry.

- Well, that's quite a story.

- Well, Igor.

- I'm sorry.

- I'm exhausted.

I don't know what to do anymore.

Every time I feel this hope, it turns out to be wrong.

I think my mother is right.

I should go back home to my parents' house.

I'm not able to make it.

- [Tanya Voiceover] Are you able to imagine

what a grim prospect this is for me?

From where I'm sitting,

there are a couple of different ways

that this could play out, none of them good.

Scenario number one,

I go home and my parents aren't there, thank God.

But even if they're not there,

I know they're always nearby working on their gadgets,

preparing their spying operations.

There's no place for me in that world.

- Tanya!

- [Tanya Voiceover] Maybe Britney can help me.

- I am so happy to see you.

- [Tanya Voiceover] Maybe she needs me for something.

- Tom left us.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

- He's gone from four days on a business trip.

- Oh, for four days.

- What am I gonna do?

I can't clean or cook.

And who's gonna take care

of my little sweet rats?

- Well, you.

- Are you out of your mind?

I have to find a nanny.

Didn't you say that you were fired?

Maybe you could help out for a few days.

- [Tanya Voiceover] Even in my fantasies,

I wind up as a nanny?

Please no, no way.

In an alternative scenario, I come home,

but my parents are there

and I get sucked into the usual crazy vortex

of their insane world.

Jesus.

I just can't live like that.

- [Britney] Hello?

- Britney, can I stay at your place?

- [Britney] Again?

- [Tanya Voiceover] Staying at Britney's

means I have to crash on her couch again

and eventually the welcome mat will get pulled away.

- Do you want to go home and change?

It's been like three days wearing the same outfit.

- [Tanya Voiceover] No matter how you look at it,

I wind up stuck back with my parents,

no future, no prospects, no hope.

Yet, the worst case scenarios we think up in our heads,

don't always play out the way we think they will.

I should go back home to my parents' house.

- Don't do that,

that sounds like the worst idea in the world.

Don't do that.

We all make mistakes in this world.

I think if we don't make mistakes,

how can we know who we really are?

It's the mistakes that make us who we are.

Every single one of us.

You know, you have a little glimmer of hope in your heart.

Follow it, take it, run with it.

- So this guy, Brian, he keeps calling me,

but I'm scared when he discovers what a mess I am,

he'll laugh at me.

If these last few weeks have taught me anything

it's that I can't keep pushing people away.

You think I should?

- I think you should take a chance.

If you don't take a chance,

you don't know what you'll have missed.

What do you think, Igor?

- Yeah.

- See?

Yeah, he sounds wonderful, go.

- Okay.

- And you, you can finish the dusting,

the place is a tip.

♪ I'm tongue tied, body loose ♪

♪ But it feels allright ♪

♪ I don't need no excuse ♪

♪ 'Cause I know you're mine ♪

♪ Say that you will stay ♪

♪ That you haven't ever felt this way ♪

♪ Look in your direction ♪

♪ I know you're feeling something between us ♪

♪ You are my obsession ♪

♪ I'm in too deep, lost in a dream ♪

♪ Looking in your direction ♪

♪ I know you're feeling something between us ♪

♪ You are my obsession ♪

♪ I'm in too deep, lost in a dream ♪

♪ Perfect kiss, the perfect kiss ♪

♪ Falling into perfect bliss ♪

♪ Looking in your direction ♪

♪ I know you're feeling something between us ♪

♪ You are my obsession ♪

♪ I'm in too deep, lost in a dream ♪

- [Tanya Voiceover] So I'm on my way to Brian's

and I'm terribly nervous.

Well, here goes nothing.

- Oh, by the way, dinner will be slightly delayed.

We have new staff.

They're very highly recommended.

- Oh.

Okay, oh.

Hmm.

(gentle piano music)

Hi, I'm sorry.

- No, not at all.

Beautiful, just like you.

(gentle music)

Listen, I-

- Brian, I have to tell you something.

- I know that you have children and a boyfriend but-

- Oh, there's been a huge misunderstanding here.

- Really?

- I have no children and I certainly have not a boyfriend.

- From the moment that I laid eyes on you,

I knew that you were different, that you were special.

- You mean awkward?

- Yeah, a little bit of that too.

But I couldn't stop thinking about you

and I can't stop thinking about you.

Tanya, the feeling that I have when I am with you,

I never, ever, ever want to stop feeling that.

- I certainly don't have a boyfriend.

- So it would be okay if I did this then?

- That would be perfectly okay.

Are you hungry?

Because I'm hungry.

But before, let's just.

- It was very hard to leave our daughter behind.

The secret agent profession requires a lot of sacrifice.

- Well, you know, let's get something clear here.

The agency would never have left Tanya without supervision.

- There is always somebody watching.

(upbeat music) (couple moaning)

- [Tanya Voiceover] As hard

as it would have been to imagine,

things have gone pretty well for me the last few years.

With Brian's help,

I was able to set up my own real estate company.

After a few years of hard work,

I made it beyond my wildest dreams.

My company is international now, can you believe it?

When it comes to my parents,

having an ocean between us really improved our relationship.

I don't mind visiting them every now and then,

but lately they've become really secretive

about what they're doing

and it makes me wonder if they have some new mission

that I don't know about.

- Read me again that letter, my love.

- Just for you.

"Comrades, your amazing work

on the installation of 19 bogus 5G cell phone towers

near all French airports conducted us to the decision

to place you in ranks of lieutenants."

- Yes.

- "Your new high level station is Hokkaido, Japan."

(upbeat music)

- First, place this finger and then the other one is moving.

- This finger?

Yeah, okay.

Technology's fantastic.

(upbeat music)

(singing in foreign language)

(upbeat music)

(whimsical French music)

(Music continues in foreign language)