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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:10,260 SHAW BROTHERS (HK) LTD. A SHAW STUDIOS PRODUCTION 2 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:54,137 Yansheng, you've already seen so many doctors. 3 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:58,099 Yet you're not getting better. Quite the contrary, I'd say. 4 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,143 I suggest that you should... 5 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,314 You needn't concern yourself. 6 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:08,485 I shall make all my own funeral arrangements. 7 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:12,030 Oh, I don't mean your funeral. 8 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:16,868 I think someone in the family should look after your estate. 9 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,581 I've seen through you all along. 10 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:23,792 You just want to get your hands on my estate. 11 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:29,380 Out of the three of us, our eldest brother is long gone. 12 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,549 You don't have long, either. 13 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:36,513 As your brother, you should let me manage your estate. 14 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,473 Outrageous! 15 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,184 Even though I have no wife or child, 16 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:44,437 I won't leave my estate to a wastrel like you! 17 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:47,690 - What? - Godfather, he's dying anyway. 18 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:51,611 When he's gone, who else will own his estate? 19 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,405 You're right. 20 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,741 Yansheng, get some rest. 21 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:00,411 Master, please calm down. 22 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:09,129 Tainan, ever since you lost your father, I have taken you in as one of my own. 23 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:13,591 - Indeed. - Now I want to appeal for your help. 24 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:18,638 Master, I will do anything to repay the kindness you have shown me. 25 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:24,769 First of all, once I have passed away, 26 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:28,648 go to the provincial capital with my will and the deeds to the farm and house. 27 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:33,736 Take them to my elder brother's fourth son, Yu Chingchuen. 28 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,947 Yu Chingchuen. 29 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:40,577 Secondly, I want to make you my legitimate wife. 30 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,496 But, Master, I... 31 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:47,834 There is nothing to worry about. I shall die soon. 32 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:52,922 Once you have legitimate status, even when I'm dead and gone... 33 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:57,969 ...Yanwai would think twice before stealing my estate. 34 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:03,057 As my widow, you will be regarded as his elder. 35 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:06,978 Very well. 36 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:11,274 When you get the chance, you must head for Guangzhou. 37 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:14,569 Very well. What should I do when I get there? 38 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,322 Carry this antique jade pendant with you, 39 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,408 so that Chingchuen will be able to recognize you. 40 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:03,409 STARRING: CHING CHU, WANG SHA, LAM FAI-WONG, AI TUNG-KUA 41 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:05,286 SAN SIN, WONG CHING-HO, HUANG PA-CHING 42 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:20,551 COSTUMES BY LIU CHI-YU MAKE-UP BY WU HSU-CHING 43 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:35,483 Master Yu, you've already practiced Hung Kuen, Choy Li Fut, 44 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:38,695 Liu Kuen, Monkey Fist, and even the Sau Fa Fist. 45 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,364 - I think that's enough. - Not yet! 46 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:04,595 - Master Yu, it's time. - What do you mean? 47 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:07,307 You have to pick someone up from the pier. 48 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:11,311 - Look. - My Aunt is arriving. 49 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:14,397 Master Yu, are you not going to get changed? 50 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,733 Fetch me some clothes, then. 51 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:19,527 - Eh? - Fetch me some clothes, and hurry! 52 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,488 Hey, and remember to bring the letter that Auntie sent. 53 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:24,032 Understood! 54 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,034 ANCESTORS OF THE YU CLAN 55 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:29,370 Master, let me remind you 56 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:32,915 that your aunt doesn't know you, and neither do you know her. 57 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:37,837 The letter says she will be wearing the jade pendant that your uncle gave her. 58 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:41,841 - So... - Stop fussing! I'll just take her letter! 59 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:47,847 WEST VILLAGE PIER 60 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:55,438 Come on! Hurry! 61 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:08,951 Sir, how many boats are arriving today? 62 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,995 - Just the one. - Is it the Shunli? 63 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,539 - Yes. - Ah, so she's not arrived yet. 64 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:17,043 Here it comes. 65 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:23,174 - Sir, is that the Shunli? - Yes, it is. 66 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:27,470 Look out, or you'll fall! 67 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:30,139 It's my first time to pick someone up. I'm a little nervous. 68 00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:32,850 - It's also my aunt's first trip. - Oh, no wonder! 69 00:06:56,249 --> 00:07:00,461 - Young Master, you're back! - Brother! Hey, you're home! 70 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:09,137 Great Aunt! Where are you, Great Aunt? 71 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,934 - Second Aunt? - Who are you calling that? 72 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:33,077 It's changed a lot. 73 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:35,204 - It's not far ahead. - Let's hurry. 74 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:48,092 - What are you looking at? - I wonder... 75 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:50,803 At your age, haven't you seen a woman before? 76 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:53,181 Sorry, I mistook you for someone else. 77 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:57,560 Hey, are you expecting someone? 78 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,855 Mind your own business. I'm not looking for you! 79 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,858 Damn you, old man. I'm looking for someone, too. 80 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:07,278 - Are you looking for your grandpa? - My grandfather has passed away. 81 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:10,823 - You must be looking for your husband. - My husband is dead, too. 82 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:15,453 A widow already, at your age? You must be carrying an evil spirit! 83 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,121 Why, you! 84 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:20,917 No need to get cross, young lady. I was only joking. 85 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,586 - Who are you waiting for? - My nephew. 86 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:26,714 Your nephew? I'm waiting for my aunt. 87 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,091 - Your aunt? - Yes. 88 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,594 Her letter says that she is arriving by the Shunli. 89 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:36,057 But there's no sign of her. Old ladies couldn't walk too far... 90 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:39,644 She says she'll be wearing a jade pendant. How vexing! 91 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,231 Is this the one? 92 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:48,027 Yes, that's the one! Where did you find that? 93 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:50,863 What do you mean? My late husband gave it to me. 94 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:53,032 - Your late husband? - Yu Yansheng. 95 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,245 - Then you are... - What? 96 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,330 - You're my second aunt. - Don't be absurd! 97 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,666 But I have proof! 98 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:06,504 - I'm your nephew, Yu Chingchuen. - Then I'm your aunt, Cheng Tainan. 99 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,047 - Chingchuen... - Yes? 100 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:10,883 Do you know why your uncle sent me to find you? 101 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:14,679 It's regarding the deeds for the house and the farm. 102 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,640 Auntie, let's talk when we get home. 103 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:19,183 Very well. 104 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:21,435 TEA 105 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:28,484 Auntie, you must be tired. Let's take a rickshaw. 106 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:33,698 - We want to go to Chingyuen Row. - Two passengers? 107 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:36,367 - No, just my aunt. - Alright, please get in. 108 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,954 - There's no need. - Alright. 109 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,915 Careful now. 110 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,459 - Hey, look at this. - What is it? 111 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:50,047 - You don't need to help me. - These rickshaws can be dangerous. 112 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:51,799 - You're afraid I'll fall? - Yes. 113 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,636 Don't worry. 114 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:58,889 You can't be too careful. Come on, climb in. 115 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,809 - Let me assist you. - There's no need! 116 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,853 You need to be gentle, old man! 117 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:07,106 - Can you still get it up? - The old geezer's so desperate! 118 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:11,694 - She could be your granddaughter. - And he could be her grandpa! 119 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:16,282 - Who are these hooligans? - They're all scoundrels. 120 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,867 Just ignore them. Please go. 121 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,119 Hold on! 122 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,456 Hold on tight. 123 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:27,209 You dirty old man, how dare you call us scoundrels? 124 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:30,004 - You've got it all wrong. She's my... - Your mother? 125 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:34,842 - Close. She's my aunt. - Your aunt, this slip of a girl? 126 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,303 You think my brain is the size of my knee? 127 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:40,181 - Right! - Who's he trying to fool? 128 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,809 - What are you laughing at? - Chingchuen... 129 00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:45,978 Don't argue with these hooligans. Let's go. 130 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,899 Watch your mouth, bitch! 131 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,526 Why? My breath smells sweet, unlike yours. 132 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:58,240 - Auntie... - We should teach him a lesson. 133 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,159 Yes, we must. 134 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:12,546 You should watch your mouth, young man. Serves you right! 135 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,048 Right, Auntie? 136 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:28,938 Auntie, let's forget about this. Don't take them seriously. 137 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:41,909 Auntie, your kung fu is great. I think that's taught them a lesson. 138 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,582 See, they have learned from their mistakes. 139 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:52,628 - Please climb in. - Let's go. 140 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:57,425 Remember this, you should never bully seniors! 141 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,094 You should listen to your elders! Get lost! 142 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,014 - Let's go. - Alright. 143 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,315 ANCESTORS OF THE YU CLAN 144 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,652 Please... 145 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,907 Auntie, this is the library. 146 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:26,954 I've carefully preserved all the antique calligraphy and paintings of the Yu family. 147 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,540 And over there... 148 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:35,254 These are the memorial tablets for the Yu family ancestors. 149 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,798 I make offerings to them every day. 150 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,594 Auntie, let's go into main hall. 151 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,476 Please... 152 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,686 Ah Choy... 153 00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:52,021 Ah Choy! 154 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,982 Auntie, Ah Choy is a little deaf. 155 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:59,945 Master, you must've missed your auntie's boat. 156 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,531 I reminded you, but you left too late... 157 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,700 - This is my... - Who's this young girl? 158 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,243 - She's my aunt. - Eh? 159 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:07,745 My aunt! 160 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,663 Your aunt? So... 161 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,625 So she's your... your... 162 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,555 Auntie, please take the head seat. 163 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,854 Please accept a show of respect from your nephew Chingchuen. 164 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,950 Auntie, please take tea. 165 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,632 Auntie, please enjoy a smoke. 166 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:05,970 Chingchuen, we've never met despite the fact that I married your uncle. 167 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,304 Indeed. 168 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:11,433 Do you know why I've traveled here from the provinces in such a hurry? 169 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,229 Is there trouble with the inheritance that Uncle has left you? 170 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,107 No. He didn't leave his inheritance to me. 171 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,901 - He left it to you. - To me? 172 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,444 That's right. 173 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,822 My late husband's will clearly states 174 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,492 that I should personally hand everything over to his elder brother's fourth son, 175 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,536 Yu Chingchuen. 176 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:35,040 Uncle was so kind to me, but he should leave everything to you. 177 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,918 Your Second Uncle treated my father and me very kindly. 178 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:41,672 I married into the Yu family to repay him, not to receive an inheritance. 179 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,676 Then he should leave it to Third Uncle. 180 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:49,221 Even if he'd not left it to him, he would come and take it. 181 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:52,975 Your third uncle is a thug who intimidates the villagers. 182 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,394 Why would your uncle leave his inheritance to him? 183 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,105 Has he never changed, never done any honest work? 184 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,441 So he still uses his kung fu to bully people? 185 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,777 That's why your Second Uncle refused to leave him any inheritance. 186 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,988 It would do him more harm than good. 187 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,992 Chingchuen, your second uncle believed 188 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:14,288 that you would keep his wealth safe because you're a righteous man. 189 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,458 - And that you'd take care of me. - That is for sure. 190 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:22,504 However, Auntie, I'm living comfortably here in the city. 191 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,381 Moreover, you are still young. 192 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:27,384 It would be better if you kept my uncle's inheritance. 193 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,512 No. I can't go against my late husband's wishes. 194 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,848 - It should be left to you. - You must take it! 195 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,433 - You take it. - I want you to take it! 196 00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:37,895 - It's inappropriate. - Chingchuen! Who am I to you? 197 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,773 - You are my aunt. - Exactly. 198 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,651 I've travelled this far to bring the inheritance to you. 199 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,611 I cannot keep it. 200 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:49,907 Whether you want it or not, it's safer to leave it with you. 201 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,575 Very well. 202 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:56,330 Ah Choy! Have you prepared Second Aunt's room? 203 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,707 - You mean your bedroom? - Yes! 204 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,334 It is ready. 205 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:05,547 Auntie, there are two lovely rooms here. Mine is very well-ventilated. 206 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,967 - Please take my room. - What about you? 207 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,885 - I'll sleep in Ah To's room. - Ah To? 208 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:14,056 - My son, Yu To. - Oh, my grandnephew. 209 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,602 - Why isn't he here? - He's studying English in Hong Kong. 210 00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:21,271 It's summer break now. He'll be home soon. 211 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,649 What's wrong with reading Chinese? 212 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,610 Why travel so far to read foreign literature? 213 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,989 Youngsters nowadays want to be cultured and free. 214 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:34,410 They want to move with the times. That's why he went to Hong Kong to study. 215 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,037 Auntie, your room is this way. 216 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,295 Auntie, please get some rest. 217 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,157 - I'm going out! - Very well. 218 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,538 She really is something. 219 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,832 Godfather, why do you consider her as family? 220 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,334 She tricked you, and we just let her leave! 221 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:28,088 She won't get far. She must've gone to Guangzhou. 222 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,215 - Guangzhou? - That's right. 223 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:33,510 She must've gone to my elder brother's son, Chingchuen. 224 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,637 What do we do, then? 225 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,772 - Yu Dak, take some men to Guangzhou. - To capture her? 226 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,482 No. 227 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,485 You're no match for Chingchuen's kung fu skills. 228 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,487 What should we do, then? 229 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:55,532 I want you to find a way to steal the will and the deeds. 230 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,286 Then that wretched girl will have to come to me. 231 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:02,039 What do we need her for? 232 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,000 Because my name isn't on the will. 233 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,962 I need her signature to prove that the inheritance is mine. 234 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:14,635 That way, I can legitimately inherit my brother's wealth. 235 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,892 - Come down! - Okay! 236 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:28,107 - Charlie, your home's no good. - This is how it is. 237 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,818 My father lives here with an attendant who's hard of hearing. 238 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:35,531 We can play whatever we want here, even football and basketball! 239 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,957 - Let's meet my dad. - Okay! 240 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,801 - Friends, sit down, please. - Yeah! 241 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,181 This is my grandfather, my ancestor. 242 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,183 My father burns incense for him every day. 243 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,562 He treats him like a god! 244 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:10,566 There are two bedrooms here. This is my father's. This, me. 245 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,068 Come on, come on, come on! 246 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,696 My father doesn't know that I'm coming back a day early. 247 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,657 He's sleeping now. I'll go in and surprise him! 248 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,159 Good! 249 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,162 Daddy! 250 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,373 - You... - You! Who let you barge in here? 251 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,417 - This is my father's bed. - You say I am flirting with you? 252 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,503 - Why? - You jerk! Get out! 253 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,257 - Charlie, what happened? - My father changed. 254 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,092 - Into what? - A girl. 255 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,219 - Stop kidding around! - Don't joke! 256 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,847 - It's true, I'm not lying. It's the truth! - No way. 257 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:45,934 Hey! You perverts! What do you want? 258 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,688 - Very beautiful. - Very beautiful. 259 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,940 What are you saying? Get out of here! 260 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:58,280 You don't know me? I'm the future owner of this house. 261 00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,449 The future owner? 262 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:04,578 - Then what's your name? - My name is Charlie Yu. 263 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,121 What? 264 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:09,333 - "You bought a rotten carp"? - No. 265 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,877 My surname is Yu and my first name is Charlie. 266 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,254 My English name is Charlie Yu. 267 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,674 Yu Char Li? What an odd name. 268 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:20,677 - So you're my grandnephew, then? - Of course not! 269 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,596 I have a question for you. Who are you? 270 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,556 She doesn't know English. I'm asking who you are! 271 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:29,019 I'm the second aunt of the owner of this house, Yu Chingchuen. 272 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,063 I'm Cheng Tainan. 273 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,233 Cheng Tainan? Your name is even stranger. 274 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:38,403 Wait. You say you are Yu Chingchuen's aunt? 275 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:42,282 - Then she's my grandfather's... - Your second grand aunt! 276 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,786 Look. Too young. 277 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,788 Who are you calling a rabbit? 278 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,165 I'm saying that you're too young. 279 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,334 Actually, you could be... 280 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:55,504 - Your daddy's darling! - My father's lover? 281 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,098 Sorry. They're mistaken. 282 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:10,018 You can't be Yu Chingchuen's lover. You should be his son's lover. 283 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:12,020 - That's right! - How dare you! 284 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,483 Don't move. Stop! 285 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,735 A gentleman never fights with women. 286 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,865 You really wanna fight? Just look at my power first. 287 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,038 See? Did you see that? 288 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,003 Piece of cake. 289 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:44,386 Please... 290 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:51,852 Very good. You're good! 291 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,729 No big deal. 292 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:56,440 So we won't know who'd win if we don't fight? 293 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:57,733 What? 294 00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,694 I said, we won't know who'd win if we don't fight. 295 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,654 - Bring it on. - Alright. 296 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:08,035 - Fight! - Go for it! 297 00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:11,538 - Fight! - Go on, Charlie. 298 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,875 This is boxing, you know? 299 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,256 This is Chinese kung fu, Northern Style. 300 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,015 This is Southern Style. 301 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:39,858 Come on up! 302 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,490 Come on! 303 00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:08,261 Come on! 304 00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:36,706 - Give it to me! - Hurry. 305 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,000 Catch! 306 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,300 What are you doing? Why are you trashing my antiques? 307 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,304 Stop! 308 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:55,308 - Ah To? - Daddy! 309 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,185 - Ah To? - I love you. 310 00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:00,647 I came home a day early and found that bitch in your bed. 311 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,399 - She's... - That's her. 312 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:05,485 I asked her what she was doing, she hit me, vicious as a tigress! 313 00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:07,154 - Tie what? - A she-tiger. 314 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,905 Ah To, she's your second... 315 00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:12,993 Oh... So, he's your son, Yu To? 316 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:16,371 Yes, Auntie. He's your grandnephew. 317 00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:18,331 - Eh? - You should greet her properly. 318 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,333 - She's my grandma? - Greet her properly. 319 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,506 Dad, she's so young. Have you got it wrong? 320 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:29,759 Did you get yourself a little wifey while I was away in Hong Kong? 321 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,428 - A what? - A mistress? 322 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:35,390 Nonsense! You and these rascals are just here to cause trouble! 323 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,475 Ah, my ancestors' memorial tablets! 324 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:41,897 - My antique calligraphy and paintings! - It's not my fault, it's hers. 325 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:44,691 As an elder of the Yu family, why would I destroy 326 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:47,694 our ancestors' memorial tablets and the family heirlooms? 327 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:50,530 Absolutely. You rascal, I'll kill you! 328 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:53,158 Auntie, I've taught him a lesson on your behalf. 329 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:54,951 No... wait! 330 00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:58,914 - Beg Grand Auntie for forgiveness. - No. The family rules. 331 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,374 - Family rules? - Implement our family rules! 332 00:25:01,499 --> 00:25:05,086 - Did she say it's time for noodles? - Food? You're getting a beating! 333 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,422 THE YU FAMILY RULES OF ETIQUETTE 334 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:15,597 "Any member of the Yu family 335 00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:18,683 "who destroys the ancestors' memorial tablets 336 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:21,519 "shall receive fifteen lashes." 337 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:23,480 Is this book correct? 338 00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:28,026 Also: "Those who destroy any antiques bequeathed by our ancestors 339 00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:30,070 "shall receive fifteen lashes." 340 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,906 - That makes a total of thirty. - Not only that... 341 00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:37,494 "Those who insult our elders must kneel three times, 342 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,664 "offer nine kowtows to them and receive fifteen lashes." 343 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:43,124 Well... I shall die. 344 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,126 You're going to kill me. 345 00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:48,922 My ancestor god, you will have no descendant anymore. Amen. 346 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:58,390 Auntie, please be lenient with him. 347 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,934 - Lenient, how? - Could you...? 348 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:02,644 Twenty percent! 349 00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,771 - What? - Twenty percent discount. 350 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,648 Could you reduce it by 20 percent? 351 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,024 - Very well. - Good! 352 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:09,567 Shut up! 353 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:15,073 Since it's your first transgression, I'll make it forty lashes. 354 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,437 Don't tell her. 355 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:48,606 - What are you whispering about? - He asked me not to hit him too hard. 356 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:50,734 I'll do it harder! 357 00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:59,492 That's enough. You're killing Young Master. 358 00:26:59,617 --> 00:27:01,411 Master, please stop. 359 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,791 Thirty-four. 360 00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:09,127 Thirty-five. Thirty-six. 361 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:12,839 Thirty-seven, thirty-eight, thirty-nine. 362 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:14,632 Forty! 363 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,760 That one's a free extra. 364 00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:21,014 Auntie, I've given him forty-one floggings. 365 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,438 What else? 366 00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:31,191 Kneel down three times and give nine kowtows. 367 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:35,570 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. 368 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,826 You must respect your elders, understand? 369 00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:44,454 Stand up. Stand! 370 00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:47,957 Ah To, stand up. 371 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,961 Do you hear me? 372 00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:56,299 Are you disobeying me, you wretched boy? 373 00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:59,886 - Ah To! - He's passed out. 374 00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:03,056 - Auntie, he's fainted. - Fine. 375 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,683 - Just rub some herbal oil on him. - Yes. 376 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:09,062 - Ah Choy! Help him to his room. - Alright. 377 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:19,239 Luckily, Jesus saved me! 378 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:25,912 That country bumpkin fell for it! 379 00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:41,219 Ah Choy? 380 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:45,056 That country bumpkin's still awake. 381 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:51,646 Ah Choy? Ah Choy! 382 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:56,484 - Ah Choy. - Madam, what's the matter? 383 00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,695 Can't you hear Ah To screaming in pain? 384 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,531 Can't you hear Ah To screaming in pain? 385 00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:02,907 Is he? 386 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:08,204 That's too bad. He's in such pain. 387 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,672 Ah Choy, did you put some ointment on him? 388 00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:20,467 I offered, but he wouldn't have it. 389 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,760 He wouldn't? Why? 390 00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:26,973 He said he didn't deserve the flogging. 391 00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:31,936 - Let him suffer. - Pardon? 392 00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:33,271 Let him suffer! 393 00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:35,899 Fuck! 394 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:44,073 Ah To, it should be hung vertically not horizontally. 395 00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:47,076 Dad, you don't know. Let me tell you. 396 00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:51,498 Foreigners in Hong Kong hang paintings lopsided and upside down. 397 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:56,127 - That is "good see" with "thinking". - What is gloopy and sinking? 398 00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:58,463 I mean it will look nice and insightful. 399 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:04,052 - You can look at it from different angles. - Come down. Come on! 400 00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:06,721 They don't even sell paintings like this anymore. 401 00:30:06,846 --> 00:30:08,348 Move aside. 402 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:18,107 Look, that one belongs here. Pass it to me. 403 00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:23,655 - What do you think? Nice? - No balance. It's not straight. 404 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:25,740 - Is it straight now? - Wait... 405 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:28,952 Hey, be careful with my calligraphy and paintings! 406 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,496 Okay! That's fine. 407 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,457 - Really? Is this alright? - Down. 408 00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:37,418 - What? - Down. Lower, lower. 409 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:39,420 - Stop! That's good. - What? 410 00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:42,340 It means it's fine. 411 00:30:42,465 --> 00:30:45,802 Careful! These were your great-grandfather's. 412 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:47,845 It's antique, isn't it? 413 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:52,642 - I'll help you hang it. - Hey, Ah To! Be careful with it. 414 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:54,394 Oh, very beautiful! 415 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:57,272 It's huge. We should hang it in the main hall. Come on! 416 00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:00,191 - Here. No, here. - Ah To! 417 00:31:00,316 --> 00:31:03,027 - Over here. Over there. - Ah To! 418 00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:06,239 We'll hang it here. I'll get a ladder. 419 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:14,205 Dad, stand back. 420 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:18,668 Let me show you, it's British style if you hang it this way. 421 00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:21,045 This is American style. 422 00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:24,507 This is Italian style. 423 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:27,260 This is French style. 424 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,804 - We can't see anything if you fold it. - No. 425 00:31:29,929 --> 00:31:33,975 When the wind blows on it, it will open up, very "mystic"! 426 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:36,185 - What? - It will be very mysterious. 427 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:39,022 I don't like any styles other than Chinese style! 428 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:41,024 - Hang it yourself. - Come down. 429 00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:43,151 Hold that. 430 00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:49,365 Dad, be careful. Don't go up so high. 431 00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:53,578 I got it. Just look at it for me. 432 00:31:57,290 --> 00:32:00,126 Ah To, is the positioning right? 433 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:02,754 Higher. 434 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,841 How about this? 435 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,762 What do you think? 436 00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:14,098 Is it high enough? 437 00:32:14,223 --> 00:32:15,725 - Higher. - Like this? 438 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,353 Higher still. 439 00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:22,774 - Is this not high enough? - Higher still. 440 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,942 Higher, higher. 441 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,611 - Is this good now? - Higher. 442 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,739 It can't go any higher. Ah To! 443 00:32:29,864 --> 00:32:31,491 Higher, higher, higher. 444 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:36,162 - It's already at the ceiling! - Dad, we can view it well this way. 445 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:39,666 - So we have to kneel to see it? - Oh, right. Down then. 446 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,584 I mean lower, lower. 447 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,129 Lower. 448 00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:46,631 - Lower? - Lower. 449 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,591 How's this? Ah To! 450 00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:51,427 Lower, go on. 451 00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:54,889 - Isn't this too low? - Lower. 452 00:32:56,099 --> 00:33:00,436 - What? - Lower. Lower. 453 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:04,732 - Ah To! - Here... 454 00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,944 - Lower... - What are you doing? 455 00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:11,072 - Dad, Dad... - What are you gesturing at? 456 00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:14,242 - In Hong Kong, pictures are hanged... - What? "Pig sir"? 457 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:16,035 No, calligraphy and paintings. 458 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,747 They look at them from different angles to view them clearly. 459 00:33:19,872 --> 00:33:21,874 - To view what clearly? - Not you, Grand Auntie. 460 00:33:21,999 --> 00:33:23,793 View me? 461 00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:25,962 So, earlier you were...? 462 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,798 I was hanging paintings with my dad. 463 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:32,969 Auntie, we made too much noise and disturbed you, didn't we? 464 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,762 Not at all. 465 00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:38,725 Chingchuen, the fabric you gave me is too colorful. 466 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,477 As an elder, I can't wear such things. 467 00:33:41,602 --> 00:33:43,521 I'll exchange them with plainer ones, then. 468 00:33:43,646 --> 00:33:46,190 There's no need. I'll go out and buy some myself. 469 00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:48,401 - Auntie, you're going out alone? - Yes. 470 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,486 That's dangerous. Bad people lurk outside. 471 00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:52,113 - She can fight! - Nonsense! 472 00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:54,490 Chingchuen, I'll be careful. 473 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,869 Ah To, accompany your grand aunt into town. 474 00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,871 - What? - Are you disobeying me? 475 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:02,874 - No, I am not. - Fine. Follow me. 476 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:06,377 - Dad, she... - Look after her. Now go! 477 00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,424 This is West Village's main street. 478 00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:16,262 - The market's lively here. - Please stop here, stop. 479 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,849 Ah To, what's that? 480 00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:22,351 - Motor car. - Model cough? 481 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:26,731 - It is a vehicle. - Oh, a vehicle... What's a vehicle? 482 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:30,026 - This one is powered by a human. - Yes. 483 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:31,861 That one is run by an engine. 484 00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:34,071 - An engine? - Let's get out. 485 00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:39,160 - Here's the fare. - Thank you. 486 00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:42,288 - Yes. - That one's nice. 487 00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:45,750 Ah To, that's so interesting. We don't have these in the country. 488 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,127 Of course not. This is quite old fashioned, really. 489 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:50,713 In Hong Kong, there are Rolls-Royces. 490 00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:53,800 - "Roads Rice"? - You wouldn't understand. 491 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,594 You can find everything in this street. 492 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:02,141 Ah To, look at that bright sign. 493 00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:04,185 Look, that one's even blinking. 494 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:06,270 Oh, the colored lamps. 495 00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:09,440 - What? - Neon lights. 496 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:11,609 - They're so pretty. - Yes. 497 00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:14,737 Madam, this color suits you perfectly. 498 00:35:14,862 --> 00:35:17,532 - I want one like this. - Alright. 499 00:35:20,576 --> 00:35:22,119 In Hong Kong... 500 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:25,832 It's top quality. If you don't believe me... 501 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:29,210 - It's so pretty. - Beautiful, right? 502 00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:31,921 - Your turn. - I want to try it, too. 503 00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:34,090 There's plenty for everyone to try. 504 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:37,677 This is a new color. Let me get you a sample. 505 00:35:38,594 --> 00:35:42,557 This lipstick matches perfectly with the jewelry above. 506 00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:52,483 Grand Auntie! Grand Auntie! 507 00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:56,404 You carry on shopping. I'll wait for you by the vehicle. 508 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,531 Alright, I got it. 509 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,908 - This is exquisite. - Let me help you. 510 00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:02,869 Smell this perfume. 511 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:04,912 Smells nice. 512 00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:07,290 - How much is this? - Five dollars. 513 00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:10,167 - It's expensive. - Not really. 514 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:12,962 - Lovely. Very nice. - Do you think I should buy this? 515 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,978 Country bumpkin. 516 00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:31,397 - What did you say? - Look at you. 517 00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:36,485 Look at your clothes. City women all wear cheongsams. 518 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:41,949 - Who wears shabby dresses like that? - And her hairdo is so outdated. 519 00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:45,745 - How tacky. - It's embarrassing standing next to her. 520 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,623 - What do you think of these earrings? - Nice. 521 00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:53,044 We wouldn't want to look so provincial, would we? 522 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:19,320 - She's gorgeous. - Wow. 523 00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:31,040 What's wrong with you? 524 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,585 What's your problem? 525 00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:42,093 I have never worn heels before. 526 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:45,846 She's stunning. 527 00:37:52,895 --> 00:37:56,190 - Your first time wearing a cheongsam? - Yes. 528 00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:58,859 - Your first time in heels? - Yes. 529 00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:02,196 - No wonder you can't walk. - Wearing heels requires practice. 530 00:38:02,321 --> 00:38:05,533 - I have to practice? - Let us teach you. 531 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:07,785 Let go of me! 532 00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:12,373 Men and women are not supposed to mix. I said let go of me! 533 00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:16,168 - Let me teach you to walk. - Get lost! 534 00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:20,506 My apples! You have to pay! 535 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:24,093 - Brand-new fabric designs! - Crazy. 536 00:38:25,052 --> 00:38:30,516 - Man, this chick's quite feisty. - Yeah. She's very attractive. 537 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:35,730 - Don't you dare come near me. - What if we do? What can you do? 538 00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:43,529 - Kick higher. - Come on. 539 00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:45,781 Kick. 540 00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:48,034 - Higher. - Kick higher. 541 00:38:53,956 --> 00:38:55,499 - Bring it on. - Come on. 542 00:38:58,711 --> 00:39:01,964 - Be careful, lady. - You're enjoying it, aren't you? 543 00:39:02,089 --> 00:39:03,716 Ah To, you... 544 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,260 Grand Auntie? 545 00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:11,682 - It's me. - Wow! Very sexy. 546 00:39:11,807 --> 00:39:15,102 Stop right there! She's my grand auntie. 547 00:39:15,644 --> 00:39:18,647 - Grand auntie? - Do you believe him? 548 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:22,485 - Are you trying to steal our chick? - Yes. 549 00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:32,286 - See? No fight. - What? 550 00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:34,747 They can't fight us. 551 00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:28,050 The police are coming! 552 00:40:28,175 --> 00:40:30,052 - The police? - Stay calm. 553 00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:34,431 - What's going on? - They're fighting. 554 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:36,725 - What? Fighting? - Affray! 555 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:38,727 - Come on. - Let's go. 556 00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:42,773 They're part of it, too! 557 00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:44,775 - Run! - They're getting away! 558 00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:52,366 Chingchuen... 559 00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:12,553 Chingchuen, don't you recognize me? 560 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:19,351 - You are...? - I'm your Second Aunt. 561 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:22,688 Auntie? 562 00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:29,695 Auntie, why are you dressed like this? 563 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:32,990 Auntie, why did you buy such clothes? 564 00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:35,910 And your hair! Where's Ah To? 565 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:37,536 - He... - Ah To? 566 00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:38,829 Ah To! 567 00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:42,833 I'm here. 568 00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:46,128 Ah To, why did you buy such clothes for your grand auntie? 569 00:41:46,253 --> 00:41:48,589 Dad, I didn't buy them. 570 00:41:48,714 --> 00:41:51,508 She suddenly disappeared while we were walking around. 571 00:41:51,634 --> 00:41:55,012 When I found her, she was dressed like this. 572 00:41:55,137 --> 00:41:59,350 Look how she's turned out. Ripped stockings, no shoes. And her hair! 573 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:03,938 - What exactly happened? - Dad, you just don't get it. 574 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:07,024 She looks very, very sexy wearing these kind of clothes. 575 00:42:07,149 --> 00:42:10,736 - What? - Sexy, so people took liberties with her. 576 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:13,489 Good thing I was there... 577 00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:15,491 - I drove them away. - Stop bragging. 578 00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:18,827 - You drove them away? - If I didn't, then who did? 579 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:21,163 - I did! - It was me! 580 00:42:21,288 --> 00:42:23,749 - It was me! - Quiet! 581 00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:27,878 You little rascal, how dare you talk back to her? I'll kill you! 582 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:31,674 Auntie, please get changed. 583 00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:33,842 I'll teach this kid a lesson. 584 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,678 You must be tired. 585 00:42:37,888 --> 00:42:40,182 Oh, Ah To! 586 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:44,353 - Dad, you have to be reasonable. - Who's being unreasonable? 587 00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:48,816 Ah To, as a member of the Yu family, you must take good care of your elders. 588 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,986 You have failed your late grand uncle. 589 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:53,737 - Dad... - Ah To, enough! 590 00:42:53,862 --> 00:42:57,032 If you disobey me, I won't let you study in Hong Kong! 591 00:42:57,741 --> 00:43:00,160 Shut up! Stop it! 592 00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:03,205 I told you, just because you're an elder, 593 00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:07,751 you think you can make my dad serve you, pour your tea, fan you, 594 00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:13,007 and greet you with a "good morning" and a "good night". 595 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:17,094 Actually, we're about the same age. What are youngsters to do? 596 00:43:17,219 --> 00:43:20,306 - Fight for freedom! - That's right. 597 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:24,435 You are not. You're acting high and mighty. You bastard! 598 00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:30,524 Stop! My dad used to be civilized like us. 599 00:43:30,649 --> 00:43:33,861 Since she arrived, it's like the feudal system has returned! 600 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:37,197 Family rules, pouring tea, kneeling and kowtowing? 601 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:39,450 I want you to kneel! 602 00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:45,080 Even if you did something wrong, Dad would say it was fine. 603 00:43:45,205 --> 00:43:47,708 I did something right and Dad said it was no good. 604 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:49,877 Now he won't let me study in Hong Kong. 605 00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:53,339 Good-for-nothing country bumpkin causing trouble! I'll beat you! 606 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:56,216 - Beat her! - Beat her! 607 00:44:00,262 --> 00:44:01,889 - Charlie! - Charlie! 608 00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:03,932 - Robert. - What's going on? 609 00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:08,270 His aunt keeps getting him into trouble, so he's taking it out on the straw man. 610 00:44:08,395 --> 00:44:12,066 - Really? - Charlie, don't be crazy. 611 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:17,029 - No, Charlie. This won't help. - Yeah! 612 00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:20,699 James, Robert, how else can I vent my anger? 613 00:44:20,824 --> 00:44:22,785 Where? How? 614 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:26,205 Charlie... I have a good idea. 615 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:28,415 We're here to throw a party 616 00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:30,918 for international Hong Kong students in the city. 617 00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:32,669 - A party? - Yes. 618 00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:35,130 We all came back to Guangzhou for the summer, 619 00:44:35,255 --> 00:44:37,299 but we've lost contact with loads of people. 620 00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:42,012 That's why we need a party to keep in touch. 621 00:44:42,137 --> 00:44:46,266 - Yes! - Charlie, invite your young grandma. 622 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:49,937 Grand Auntie? How can we expect that country bumpkin to dance? 623 00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:51,605 Exactly, she can't. 624 00:44:51,730 --> 00:44:53,399 - Isn't she quite haughty? - Yes. 625 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:58,612 - I'll help you out. - We'll humiliate her at a costume party. 626 00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:35,065 - Yu To! - Hi. Grandma, call me Charlie. 627 00:45:35,190 --> 00:45:37,651 Charlie? Char, my foot! 628 00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:41,029 Hey! What are you brats doing in the middle of the night? 629 00:45:41,155 --> 00:45:44,241 Look what you are wearing! Ah To! 630 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:48,287 You don't understand, grandma. This is my band. 631 00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:53,041 - What? You banged your head? - No. 632 00:45:54,877 --> 00:46:00,466 - Music! - Rose, you have such a slender stem 633 00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:05,596 Rose, rose, your thorns are so sharp 634 00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:10,684 They'll hurt your tender stems and buds 635 00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:15,814 Rose, rose, I love you! 636 00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:20,777 My heart's vow and affection... 637 00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:21,945 Ah To! 638 00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:24,364 - Your pure glory... - What's the meaning of this? 639 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:26,575 ...illuminates the world 640 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:29,495 - What are you doing? - The heart's vow 641 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,080 And affection 642 00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:37,294 Your pure glory reflects and illuminates the world 643 00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:05,531 Ah To, what are you doing? 644 00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:09,868 - Stop. What am I doing? This is... - Dancing! 645 00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:13,830 - Yeah! - What? This noise is "damned thing"? 646 00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:16,542 It's called dancing. 647 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,877 - Dancing? You look absurd. - This isn't dancing? 648 00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:20,420 No. 649 00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:27,177 The moon shines on the ground 650 00:47:27,302 --> 00:47:30,472 - On New Year's Eve... - Now, that's a song and a dance. 651 00:47:30,597 --> 00:47:33,225 That's so old fashioned. Outdated! 652 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:36,186 Grand Auntie, nowadays you need rhythm. 653 00:47:36,311 --> 00:47:40,774 Rose, rose, you have such a slender stem 654 00:47:40,899 --> 00:47:45,445 - Rose, rose, your thorns are sharp - What are you doing? 655 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:49,283 Nothing will tear our bond apart 656 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:53,870 Rose, rose, I love you 657 00:48:00,919 --> 00:48:04,089 - Want to learn it? - Come on! 658 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:07,342 No. 659 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,220 James? 660 00:48:10,345 --> 00:48:13,056 - Second way. - Plan B! 661 00:48:13,181 --> 00:48:14,600 - Grand Auntie! - Charlie... 662 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:19,730 - She's getting on a bit. - She can't do youngsters' dances! 663 00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:24,818 You're right. She's like an ancient rock. Am I right? 664 00:48:24,943 --> 00:48:29,323 - Yes, unlike us! - You're right. 665 00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:35,370 - Am I older than you? - Not at all. We're about the same age. 666 00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:36,747 Yeah! 667 00:48:36,872 --> 00:48:39,541 I am not old, although I have higher seniority. 668 00:48:39,666 --> 00:48:42,336 Exactly, you're as young as us. 669 00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:44,338 But you're not as cultured and modern as us. 670 00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:47,299 Is doing weird dances called cultured and modern? 671 00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:48,884 Absolutely. 672 00:48:49,468 --> 00:48:52,638 What do you know? You haven't even seen it. Can you do it? 673 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:55,474 Who says I can't dance? I just don't want to. 674 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:59,061 - More like you don't dare to dance. - Nonsense. What am I afraid of? 675 00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:02,689 Of course, you're afraid of nothing. 676 00:49:03,565 --> 00:49:06,943 - Right. Tell her. - She's not clever enough. 677 00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:09,696 - Go on. - There's no use telling her. 678 00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:12,074 - Don't be scared. - She wouldn't dare. 679 00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:14,368 - What wouldn't I dare do? - It's futile. 680 00:49:14,493 --> 00:49:16,870 - Why would she join our party? - What party? 681 00:49:16,995 --> 00:49:18,747 - A costume party. - A costume party? 682 00:49:18,872 --> 00:49:21,416 - You have to wear make-up. - Wear make-up? 683 00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:24,461 - Right. - Like before...? 684 00:49:24,586 --> 00:49:27,881 No. You have to look like a foreign woman. 685 00:49:28,006 --> 00:49:29,424 Juliet. 686 00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:32,886 - O, Romeo, I love you! - What? 687 00:49:33,011 --> 00:49:35,681 And the men have to look like Robin Hood. 688 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:40,602 Some of the girls will look like that Spanish girl, Carmen. 689 00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:48,402 Don't worry. We've got all sizes of costumes from Hong Kong. 690 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:50,362 - What? - We have all sizes. 691 00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:53,073 - Ah To, I... - You're worried that Dad will get mad? 692 00:49:53,198 --> 00:49:55,158 - Why would he get mad at me? - Right. 693 00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:58,662 Stop calling my grand auntie an old woman. She'll attend our party. 694 00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:02,624 - Ah To, I think it's better if... - I knew you wouldn't come. 695 00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:04,918 I've decided to attend. 696 00:50:06,878 --> 00:50:08,547 Okay! 697 00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:11,800 - Ah To. - You've changed your mind again? 698 00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:14,386 Don't say anything to your father. 699 00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:22,602 - Young master... - I'll talk to you later. 700 00:50:22,728 --> 00:50:26,189 - They've asked the girl to a party. - A party? 701 00:50:29,067 --> 00:50:31,445 - Does his dad know? - He doesn't. 702 00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:34,990 - They're just sneaking out? - Yes. 703 00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:37,659 I have a plan. 704 00:50:37,784 --> 00:50:41,163 - What about the car, sir? - We'll buy it another day. 705 00:50:43,665 --> 00:50:45,292 HONG KONG INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS BALL 706 00:51:50,148 --> 00:51:52,317 - Please... - I can't dance like this. 707 00:51:57,489 --> 00:51:59,491 I don't know how to dance this! 708 00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:15,150 Put me down! 709 00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:18,236 Put me down! 710 00:53:26,161 --> 00:53:28,872 I feel so dizzy! 711 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:48,058 What are you doing? 712 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,398 Put me down! 713 00:54:13,249 --> 00:54:17,671 Wait. We have to mess up this party according to the plan. 714 00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:21,549 Wait for the police to come, then get his dad to go to the station. 715 00:54:41,236 --> 00:54:42,612 I feel dizzy! 716 00:54:59,170 --> 00:55:01,589 You guys... Ah To, you... 717 00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,343 Good dance. You did well. 718 00:55:14,853 --> 00:55:17,230 - The Three Musketeers. - What? 719 00:55:17,355 --> 00:55:18,857 The Three Musketeers. 720 00:55:21,818 --> 00:55:25,989 He's the musketeer D'Artagnan. They all admire you a lot. 721 00:55:26,114 --> 00:55:27,866 Miss Dalina! 722 00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:30,744 - What did you say? - I gave you an English name. 723 00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:32,078 - An English name? - Yes. 724 00:55:32,203 --> 00:55:35,290 She's great at kung fu, and she wants to dance with you. 725 00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:37,333 Please! 726 00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:38,877 Do you mean dancing? 727 00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:41,921 - Yes. - Dancing? No. 728 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:49,846 The three of you are...? 729 00:55:49,971 --> 00:55:52,766 We're the Three Musketeers, the new ones. 730 00:55:52,891 --> 00:55:55,143 I know. The New Three Musketeers. 731 00:55:55,268 --> 00:55:56,895 And I am Robin Hood. 732 00:55:57,020 --> 00:56:00,732 Robin Hood, why do we have old and new Musketeers? 733 00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:04,569 They arrived early, so they're old. They just arrived, so they're new. 734 00:56:04,694 --> 00:56:06,863 - Is that so? - Yes! 735 00:56:09,908 --> 00:56:12,994 - Romeo. - Oh, Romeo? 736 00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:15,914 Where's Juliet? 737 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:22,837 - I'm not Juliet. I'm... - I'm looking for you. 738 00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:25,507 I'm not dancing. 739 00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:27,092 Music! 740 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:30,095 What are you doing? Why are you hugging me so tightly? 741 00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:35,350 What are you doing? Let go. Let me go! 742 00:56:44,317 --> 00:56:46,986 - How did you rip your dress dancing? - It was those three... 743 00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:49,823 Hey, Romeo, don't go too far. 744 00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:52,909 - She's my grand auntie. - I know that. 745 00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:58,915 - Ah To, why are they being so violent? - No, Grandma! 746 00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:02,544 Hey, I told you to prank her. Why did you hit her? 747 00:57:05,755 --> 00:57:08,842 - Crazy. All crazy! - Don't be afraid, Charlie. 748 00:57:08,967 --> 00:57:12,011 There's always fighting at our parties in Hong Kong, you know? 749 00:57:12,137 --> 00:57:15,849 - Do you want to fight? Come on. - Come on! 750 00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:24,190 Hey, Charlie, they're not our friends. 751 00:57:24,315 --> 00:57:26,609 I know. So, who exactly are you? 752 00:57:26,734 --> 00:57:30,446 - Where are you from? Which school? - The University of Life, studying... 753 00:57:30,572 --> 00:57:31,865 - Robbery. - Kidnap. 754 00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:32,991 Killing. 755 00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:54,095 Don't move. 756 00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:58,308 Hey, we've met our match. 757 00:57:58,433 --> 00:57:59,767 Yeah! 758 00:58:01,644 --> 00:58:03,771 Don't move. Step back. 759 00:58:04,772 --> 00:58:07,233 You can't defeat them. 760 00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:13,031 - I'll deal with this brat alone. - One-on-one. 761 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:14,574 - Can she do it? - Yes. 762 00:58:14,699 --> 00:58:17,619 - What did you say? - Nothing, but you're unarmed. 763 00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:19,078 - That is true. - Yes. 764 00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:21,039 - I'll use a sword, too. - A Western sword? 765 00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:22,665 A Chinese sword. 766 00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:26,044 Props Department! A Chinese sword! 767 00:59:09,128 --> 00:59:11,965 Lady power! Incredible! 768 00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:14,968 - Come on. - Come on, man. Go. 769 00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:38,366 That technique's called "Lazy Man Shaving". 770 00:59:39,784 --> 00:59:41,494 Do you want to fight me? 771 00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:44,330 Fight him! 772 00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:50,003 That knife's too short. How can you defeat him? Use a sword. 773 00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:54,007 No! Don't destroy my image. Robin Hood uses this kind of knife. 774 01:00:12,650 --> 01:00:15,236 - What's wrong? - Cover me. I'll fire my arrows. 775 01:00:23,870 --> 01:00:25,997 He's been hit! 776 01:00:26,122 --> 01:00:30,001 - I killed him! - Are you alright, Young Master? 777 01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:44,849 Robin Hood, why are your archery skills so poor? 778 01:00:44,974 --> 01:00:47,477 - "Water skin". - It means very weak. 779 01:00:47,602 --> 01:00:48,936 Charge! 780 01:01:05,244 --> 01:01:06,412 Charge! 781 01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:49,163 - King of Dance, are you okay? - I'm doomed. 782 01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:52,959 Time out! Switch players! 783 01:03:05,239 --> 01:03:06,657 Grand Auntie! 784 01:03:10,411 --> 01:03:11,829 Don't move! 785 01:03:11,954 --> 01:03:13,498 Grand Auntie. 786 01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:16,334 Grand Auntie, it's me, Robin Hood! 787 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:18,461 How are you doing? Are you okay? 788 01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:22,215 - The police are here! - The police are here! 789 01:03:23,174 --> 01:03:25,134 Let's get out of here! 790 01:03:25,259 --> 01:03:28,221 Everyone, stay where you are! Don't move! 791 01:03:29,972 --> 01:03:33,309 - What's wrong? What's up? - Stop! 792 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:46,447 Bring these hooligans to the main hall for interrogation. 793 01:03:46,572 --> 01:03:48,866 - Fine! - Ah To! 794 01:03:48,991 --> 01:03:51,285 - Shall we go? - Yeah! 795 01:03:51,410 --> 01:03:52,578 Go in there? 796 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,539 Go, go! 797 01:04:00,628 --> 01:04:03,881 - Attention! - Sir, please go ahead! 798 01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:11,472 - I'm the Inspector of this district. - Deputy Inspector! 799 01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:15,685 I'm the Inspector of this district, the proper one. 800 01:04:16,143 --> 01:04:19,397 Someone reported that you're having... a... 801 01:04:20,606 --> 01:04:22,275 - Party. - Party. 802 01:04:22,858 --> 01:04:26,362 This foreign-style party has a sinister purpose. 803 01:04:26,487 --> 01:04:30,825 It is just a cover-up for selling opium. 804 01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:33,578 - Right? Correct? - No! 805 01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:35,871 - What did they say? - They said "no". 806 01:04:35,997 --> 01:04:38,708 - You deny it? - We're fine young people. 807 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,876 Why would we take drugs? 808 01:04:42,587 --> 01:04:48,593 - Very promising youth. - Hey, that's what all criminals say. 809 01:04:49,885 --> 01:04:52,138 You're right. Arrest them all! 810 01:04:52,263 --> 01:04:55,266 The prison isn't that big. 811 01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:58,894 What should we do, then? 812 01:04:59,020 --> 01:05:02,440 Like the snitch said, "Just take the two specified." 813 01:05:04,358 --> 01:05:07,194 - You... - Yu To? 814 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,614 Cheng Tainan? Where are you? 815 01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:11,657 Where are you? Come out! 816 01:05:11,782 --> 01:05:13,701 - I am. - It's me. 817 01:05:15,995 --> 01:05:19,498 Someone reported that you dressed as a foreigner to sell opium here! 818 01:05:19,624 --> 01:05:22,209 - No. Impossible. - That can't be. 819 01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:26,047 - She's in on it, too. - You are in it? Take her away! 820 01:05:27,089 --> 01:05:31,302 - Get back! - Quiet! Silence, all of you! 821 01:05:31,427 --> 01:05:33,679 Take them away! 822 01:05:39,143 --> 01:05:41,020 It's all over, right? 823 01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:43,522 Is Master Yu here? 824 01:05:43,648 --> 01:05:45,983 You're looking for Master Yu? Why? 825 01:05:46,108 --> 01:05:48,444 - When's he coming back? - I really don't know. 826 01:05:48,569 --> 01:05:50,196 Tell us where he is. 827 01:05:50,321 --> 01:05:52,657 - Master Yu is back. - Uncle, you're back. 828 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:54,867 - Ah To has been arrested. - Yes. 829 01:05:54,992 --> 01:05:57,953 What happened? Did he get into a fight? 830 01:05:58,079 --> 01:06:00,289 You're all troublemakers. 831 01:06:00,414 --> 01:06:03,167 - Which police station is he in? - West Village. 832 01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:07,380 - Ah Choy, give this to Auntie. - She's been arrested, too. 833 01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:09,632 - My aunt as well? - Yes. 834 01:06:09,757 --> 01:06:13,219 What exactly happened? What went on? 835 01:06:14,845 --> 01:06:19,767 - How can you make random arrests? - The inspector will deal with you. 836 01:06:19,892 --> 01:06:22,895 - Leave now! - Outrageous! 837 01:06:24,271 --> 01:06:25,940 Who reported the case? 838 01:06:29,694 --> 01:06:32,321 - Where is Ah To? - They're inside. 839 01:06:32,446 --> 01:06:34,490 Officer? Officer? 840 01:06:34,615 --> 01:06:37,535 - Where is my son? - Through there. 841 01:06:39,078 --> 01:06:41,747 - Auntie? Ah To? - We're innocent. 842 01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:49,088 - What are you doing here? - They're not my aunt and son. 843 01:06:49,213 --> 01:06:51,465 - What's their offence? - Hey! 844 01:06:52,675 --> 01:06:55,553 - What's their offence? - Affray. 845 01:06:56,554 --> 01:06:58,764 - Affray. - Affray? Through there. 846 01:07:00,391 --> 01:07:02,643 Master Yu, they said Charlie was selling opium. 847 01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:06,188 - That's what the police said. - That's absurd! 848 01:07:07,565 --> 01:07:10,276 How is it possible that they were selling opium? 849 01:07:10,401 --> 01:07:13,028 - Who? - My second aunt and son. 850 01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:15,823 - What are their names? - Cheng Tainan and Yu To. 851 01:07:15,948 --> 01:07:18,159 So, you're involved in drug dealing? 852 01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:20,786 Don't talk nonsense! I'm an honest businessman. 853 01:07:20,911 --> 01:07:25,374 - What's going on? What's your name? - I'm Yu Chingchuen. 854 01:07:25,499 --> 01:07:28,627 Oh... Then you're related to the suspected drug dealers? 855 01:07:28,753 --> 01:07:31,213 What did you say? Relative of suspected drug dealers? 856 01:07:31,338 --> 01:07:34,633 - This is a huge mix-up! - You've got it all wrong! 857 01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:40,681 Look at the way they're dressed! 858 01:07:41,682 --> 01:07:44,310 The police are muddle-headed. 859 01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:47,730 They say these foreigners are my relatives! How absurd! 860 01:07:47,855 --> 01:07:49,440 Even a blind man can see that! 861 01:07:49,565 --> 01:07:51,776 We had a costume party. It was so much fun. 862 01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:55,905 - We all dressed up as foreigners. - These are their costumes. 863 01:07:58,282 --> 01:07:59,450 Dad... 864 01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:05,915 - Chingchuen. - Auntie? Ah To? 865 01:08:06,540 --> 01:08:08,125 It's us! 866 01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:11,337 Ah To, you little rascal! You and your classmates, too! 867 01:08:11,462 --> 01:08:14,215 You've made your grand aunt look hardly human! 868 01:08:15,466 --> 01:08:17,009 You... 869 01:08:17,134 --> 01:08:21,096 Inspector, they're all international students. They wouldn't sell opium. 870 01:08:21,222 --> 01:08:23,098 - That's right. - Why would we sell opium? 871 01:08:23,224 --> 01:08:25,017 We received a tip. 872 01:08:26,393 --> 01:08:30,105 I ask you... where is your witness? 873 01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:31,982 - There is none. - None. 874 01:08:32,107 --> 01:08:34,193 - Where's your evidence? - There is none. 875 01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:36,821 Nonsense! This is nonsense. 876 01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:40,491 Yes, you can't detain them with no witness nor evidence. 877 01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:43,452 - That's right! - Why not? 878 01:08:43,577 --> 01:08:45,538 We can't detain them without any proof. 879 01:08:46,455 --> 01:08:49,708 - So we release them, then? - Release them for now. 880 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:54,296 Very well, since the Deputy Inspector has pleaded on your behalf, 881 01:08:54,421 --> 01:08:57,049 you will be released for now. 882 01:08:57,174 --> 01:09:00,302 - Alright, Inspector. I'm leaving. - Bye-bye. 883 01:09:00,427 --> 01:09:02,555 Ah To, let's go. 884 01:09:04,890 --> 01:09:08,686 - Master Yu, you're good! - Go home, the lot of you! 885 01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:13,858 You useless brat. Just look at yourself. 886 01:09:23,909 --> 01:09:25,536 - Ah Choy! - Careful. 887 01:09:34,795 --> 01:09:38,424 - The standing punishment ladder. - What's that? 888 01:09:38,549 --> 01:09:41,927 This ladder is used to punish naughty children in our family. 889 01:09:42,052 --> 01:09:44,555 - Can't he get down by himself? - No, he can't. 890 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:47,141 Ah To, hold it still. 891 01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:49,935 Careful! 892 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:53,981 - Good show, Ah Choy! - Don't talk nonsense. 893 01:09:54,106 --> 01:09:56,317 - He did well. - Untie him, quick. 894 01:09:56,442 --> 01:09:58,611 - The house deeds... - What? 895 01:09:58,736 --> 01:10:00,821 The house deeds. 896 01:10:01,614 --> 01:10:05,659 - Master, look. - What happened? 897 01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:12,124 Auntie! 898 01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:17,838 They didn't take anything other than Second Uncle's deeds. 899 01:10:17,963 --> 01:10:21,216 Never mind, it's fine, as long as they didn't steal any of our stuff. 900 01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:23,636 - You know whose deeds they are? - Second Grand Uncle's. 901 01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:26,639 Yes, they were your grand uncle's when he was alive. 902 01:10:26,764 --> 01:10:29,224 But now they belong to your father. 903 01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:31,936 Dad, you're the beneficiary of Second Grand Uncle's inheritance? 904 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:35,397 Yes, your grand uncle didn't want to give them... 905 01:10:35,522 --> 01:10:37,650 To your third grand uncle and those evil people. 906 01:10:37,775 --> 01:10:39,360 Third Grand Uncle? 907 01:10:41,028 --> 01:10:43,906 During your party, did someone pick a fight? 908 01:10:44,031 --> 01:10:46,408 Someone told me to go to the police station afterwards. 909 01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:50,955 - They lured me away from here. - Chingchuen, they must've done it. 910 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:54,625 - Let's tell the police right now! - Too late, they'd have left town by now. 911 01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:57,419 Let's go and ask the Village Officer to arrest them. 912 01:10:57,544 --> 01:10:59,046 It wouldn't do anything. 913 01:10:59,171 --> 01:11:01,465 Your third grand uncle is very powerful in the country. 914 01:11:01,590 --> 01:11:05,636 As they've taken all the documents, we can't prove anything. 915 01:11:05,761 --> 01:11:07,304 Let's take them back, then! 916 01:11:07,429 --> 01:11:10,057 Right, it's our only option. Chingchuen, let's leave right away. 917 01:11:10,182 --> 01:11:13,268 Auntie, Third Uncle has lots of people working for him. 918 01:11:13,394 --> 01:11:15,646 With just the three of us, I'm afraid... 919 01:11:15,771 --> 01:11:18,357 Don't worry. We have my First, Second, and Third Uncles. 920 01:11:18,482 --> 01:11:21,402 That's six of us in total. I think we can defeat them. 921 01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:23,070 That's enough. Let's go. 922 01:11:23,195 --> 01:11:25,239 - Dad, I'll go to my uncles. - Oh, no! 923 01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:28,742 I forgot that only you and I have had kung fu training. 924 01:11:28,867 --> 01:11:30,869 - All the others haven't. - There you're wrong! 925 01:11:30,995 --> 01:11:36,166 My dad's brothers were very well-trained... when they were young. 926 01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:39,086 I used to practice kung fu, but now... 927 01:11:39,211 --> 01:11:42,715 - He's just not that good any more. - That's true. 928 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,718 Oh, that shouldn't be a problem. You know the basics. 929 01:11:45,843 --> 01:11:48,220 After some practice, you'll be able to fight. 930 01:11:48,345 --> 01:11:49,847 IRON 931 01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:53,475 Good morning, sir. Please check if this gong is okay. 932 01:11:54,476 --> 01:11:57,646 It's fine. Keep working. I'm going for breakfast. 933 01:11:57,771 --> 01:11:59,189 Hurry up! 934 01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:03,652 Hey, Uncle, how are you? 935 01:12:03,777 --> 01:12:05,404 - Ah To, you're back? - Yes. 936 01:12:05,529 --> 01:12:09,033 It's summer vacation. I've brought someone to see you. 937 01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:11,994 - A girl? - Yes. 938 01:12:12,494 --> 01:12:14,705 Auntie, they're over there. 939 01:12:15,748 --> 01:12:18,625 - The country girl is about your height. - Yes. 940 01:12:19,877 --> 01:12:23,005 - Chingfok. - She is very beautiful. 941 01:12:23,130 --> 01:12:25,966 Chingchuen, when are they getting married? 942 01:12:27,926 --> 01:12:32,765 She's our Second Aunt. Second Uncle married her just before he died. 943 01:12:32,890 --> 01:12:34,516 Our Second Aunt? 944 01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:42,024 - Second Aunt. - Chingfok, I came especially... 945 01:12:42,149 --> 01:12:44,318 Is someone threatening you? I'll teach them a lesson. 946 01:12:44,443 --> 01:12:47,029 - Uncle... - You think I can't do kung fu anymore? 947 01:12:47,154 --> 01:12:48,697 Come on, try me. 948 01:12:49,281 --> 01:12:51,283 No. Someone stole her inheritance. 949 01:12:51,408 --> 01:12:56,246 Stole it? Auntie, tell me who stole it. 950 01:12:56,371 --> 01:12:59,583 - It was Third Uncle. - I knew it! 951 01:12:59,708 --> 01:13:02,377 He's never done an honest day's work in his life! 952 01:13:02,503 --> 01:13:05,297 Auntie, don't be scared. I'll call my brothers to deal with him. 953 01:13:07,341 --> 01:13:09,635 Greetings, Auntie! 954 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:12,012 - Greetings, Auntie. - Chinglok, it's filthy here. 955 01:13:12,137 --> 01:13:14,598 Right. Auntie, please come inside. 956 01:13:14,723 --> 01:13:16,350 Please enter. 957 01:13:17,893 --> 01:13:20,521 - Uncle! - You little brat. 958 01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:25,400 CHINGLOK'S STORE 959 01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:27,778 Good day, take care. 960 01:13:43,001 --> 01:13:44,461 Auntie. 961 01:13:58,642 --> 01:14:01,019 This is the map my late husband made many years ago. 962 01:14:01,145 --> 01:14:03,689 - You've all been there, right? - Yes, we have. 963 01:14:03,814 --> 01:14:06,358 We'd ride on each other's shoulders to steal lychees, 964 01:14:06,483 --> 01:14:09,361 and then got ticked off by Uncle, remember that? 965 01:14:09,486 --> 01:14:11,780 - You had a shit there! - Quiet, please! 966 01:14:11,905 --> 01:14:13,657 It's different now. 967 01:14:13,782 --> 01:14:17,244 Take this bridge and pass through this vegetable patch. 968 01:14:17,369 --> 01:14:19,121 Then you'll reach the main door. 969 01:14:19,246 --> 01:14:22,457 - Isn't it the same as before? - It's slightly different now. 970 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:26,211 They have installed many traps in the surrounding area. 971 01:14:26,336 --> 01:14:27,754 Traps? 972 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:29,923 We can easily get killed going in like that. 973 01:14:30,048 --> 01:14:34,261 That's why the first thing you must practice is running. 974 01:14:34,386 --> 01:14:35,470 Why? 975 01:14:35,596 --> 01:14:39,683 Because two of us have to go in to destroy these devices. 976 01:14:39,808 --> 01:14:43,979 The rest must climb over the wall by stepping on each other's shoulders, 977 01:14:44,104 --> 01:14:45,480 like when you were kids. 978 01:14:45,606 --> 01:14:48,775 There will surely be a lot of his men here. 979 01:14:48,901 --> 01:14:52,446 If they catch us, we'll have a big fight on our hands. 980 01:14:52,571 --> 01:14:55,532 Never mind. If too many come, we'll just deal with them quickly. 981 01:14:55,657 --> 01:14:58,493 - What did you say? - We can just move quicker. 982 01:14:58,619 --> 01:15:02,164 Ah To, you and I are young, we have the strength to fight them. 983 01:15:02,289 --> 01:15:04,917 They're all old. They won't be as strong. 984 01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:06,710 What do we do, then? 985 01:15:06,835 --> 01:15:10,255 The second thing we need to train is strength and stamina. 986 01:15:10,380 --> 01:15:11,798 Strength and stamina... 987 01:15:11,924 --> 01:15:16,803 Third Uncle and his godson will emerge at the end of the fight. 988 01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:20,933 If negotiations break down, there'll be a one-on-one fight. 989 01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:23,727 - We'll deal with him! - We must stay calm. 990 01:15:23,852 --> 01:15:25,896 Let Ah To and me deal with them. 991 01:15:26,021 --> 01:15:28,190 - Good. Let's start training now. - Hold on! 992 01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:31,026 There's no need to rush. We can start tomorrow morning. 993 01:15:31,526 --> 01:15:33,111 Faster, faster! 994 01:15:37,532 --> 01:15:38,909 Run faster! 995 01:15:40,827 --> 01:15:42,162 Faster! 996 01:15:44,456 --> 01:15:45,916 Follow me. 997 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,341 Well done! Stretch out your left leg. 998 01:15:54,466 --> 01:15:55,968 Right leg! 999 01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:58,971 Left leg. Stretch out the right leg. 1000 01:15:59,471 --> 01:16:01,598 Kick. Jump and land on your hands. 1001 01:16:01,723 --> 01:16:03,141 Again. 1002 01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:05,978 Flip over. 1003 01:16:08,313 --> 01:16:10,816 - Chingfok, can you manage? - Yes. 1004 01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:13,527 - Chinglok? - Of course I'm fine. 1005 01:16:13,652 --> 01:16:14,653 - Chingsau? - Fine! 1006 01:16:14,778 --> 01:16:16,780 - Dad, what about you? - Of course. 1007 01:16:17,531 --> 01:16:19,324 Keep running. 1008 01:16:19,449 --> 01:16:21,785 Grand Auntie, can we rest for a while? 1009 01:16:21,910 --> 01:16:23,453 - No. - No? 1010 01:16:24,621 --> 01:16:27,040 Grand Auntie, they can't go on anymore. 1011 01:16:29,626 --> 01:16:34,423 - Why are you slacking off? - No. They're learning to form a pyramid. 1012 01:16:36,466 --> 01:16:41,596 - Continue doing that, then. - Ah To, you're making things worse! 1013 01:16:41,722 --> 01:16:44,016 What are you afraid of? We always did this when we were kids. 1014 01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:47,269 - But you were at the bottom then. - Can you still do it? 1015 01:16:47,394 --> 01:16:50,897 What do you mean by that? Let's form a "bouquet". 1016 01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:09,416 Chingfok, you have good strength and stamina. 1017 01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:11,543 Of course I do! 1018 01:17:11,668 --> 01:17:15,589 Back then, people used to call me Man of Steel. 1019 01:17:15,714 --> 01:17:18,925 I'm very strong... very strong... 1020 01:17:35,817 --> 01:17:37,611 First Uncle, hang on. 1021 01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:45,243 - Uncle, are you alright? - I'm fine. Once more. 1022 01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:47,704 - Chingfok! - First Uncle! 1023 01:17:54,711 --> 01:17:56,713 - First Uncle? - Chingfok? 1024 01:18:06,723 --> 01:18:08,433 - First Uncle. - Chingfok! 1025 01:18:08,558 --> 01:18:10,936 - Brother! - He's fainted. 1026 01:18:11,061 --> 01:18:13,063 - Save him. - Yes, sir! 1027 01:18:13,188 --> 01:18:15,315 - Chingfok. - Brother! Hurry! 1028 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:17,692 - How is he? - Help him. 1029 01:18:17,818 --> 01:18:20,112 - Are you alright? - Chingfok, are you okay? 1030 01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:23,865 - He still has a pulse. - We have herbal oil from overseas. 1031 01:18:23,990 --> 01:18:25,075 Hurry. 1032 01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:28,078 Ah To, does it work? 1033 01:18:28,203 --> 01:18:30,664 When I pass out while studying, this is what they use on me. 1034 01:18:30,789 --> 01:18:34,292 - Hurry up, then. - Rub it on his chest. 1035 01:18:35,168 --> 01:18:36,711 GOOD FORTUNE 1036 01:19:22,007 --> 01:19:25,010 - Grand Auntie? - One and only. 1037 01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:29,222 It's you? Why are you dressed like a heroine in folklore? 1038 01:19:29,347 --> 01:19:31,808 Ah To, what's this outfit of yours? 1039 01:19:31,933 --> 01:19:33,560 Grand Auntie... 1040 01:19:34,728 --> 01:19:37,147 This is called field gear. 1041 01:19:37,272 --> 01:19:40,734 When people go camping or hiking in Hong Kong, this is how they dress. 1042 01:19:40,859 --> 01:19:42,527 - Where are you going? - The Yu Mansion. 1043 01:19:42,652 --> 01:19:44,613 - To steal the deeds? - Yes. 1044 01:19:45,322 --> 01:19:49,159 Grand Auntie, my dad and uncles are too old. 1045 01:19:49,284 --> 01:19:52,704 I'm afraid they won't be able to endure your training regime. 1046 01:19:52,829 --> 01:19:55,707 Besides, this whole mess has been caused by me. 1047 01:19:55,832 --> 01:19:57,834 I'm responsible for getting the deeds back. 1048 01:19:57,959 --> 01:19:59,711 I feel exactly the same. 1049 01:19:59,836 --> 01:20:01,755 - So... - You're dressed... 1050 01:20:02,964 --> 01:20:06,092 You dressed like this to sneak into the Yu Mansion at night? 1051 01:20:06,218 --> 01:20:07,260 That's right. 1052 01:20:07,385 --> 01:20:10,722 Ah To, I know that your uncles can't endure such a strenuous regime. 1053 01:20:10,847 --> 01:20:13,642 Moreover, your dad wouldn't even accept his uncle's inheritance. 1054 01:20:13,767 --> 01:20:15,352 Now it's been stolen. 1055 01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:18,438 That's why I've decided to go it alone to get the deeds back. 1056 01:20:18,563 --> 01:20:21,066 You're going alone? That's very dangerous. 1057 01:20:21,983 --> 01:20:25,987 There's no other option. I'm the most capable at kung fu. 1058 01:20:26,112 --> 01:20:28,990 - You think you have a better chance? - I do. 1059 01:20:29,115 --> 01:20:31,201 Eh? I can't let you go. 1060 01:20:32,369 --> 01:20:36,957 Grand Auntie, I really envy your great kung fu skills. 1061 01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:41,211 This time, let me come and learn from you. 1062 01:20:42,504 --> 01:20:46,007 No. I can't take care of you if we get into a fight. 1063 01:20:46,132 --> 01:20:50,554 Don't worry. I have all the gear here, here and here. 1064 01:20:51,638 --> 01:20:53,473 I can take care of myself. 1065 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:57,769 Alright. But you must leave as soon as it becomes risky. 1066 01:20:57,894 --> 01:20:59,354 Yes, sir! 1067 01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:00,814 I get it. 1068 01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:21,835 Reporting. 1069 01:21:27,382 --> 01:21:29,551 Landing area safe. No obstacles. 1070 01:22:00,957 --> 01:22:04,252 - Grand Auntie, are you alright? - I'm fine. You? 1071 01:22:04,377 --> 01:22:06,004 I'm fine, too. 1072 01:22:06,129 --> 01:22:09,382 Wow! I didn't expect the terrain to be so perilous. 1073 01:22:09,507 --> 01:22:14,721 - I think there are landmines. - Ah To... I have a plan. Follow me. 1074 01:22:16,181 --> 01:22:17,265 Come on. 1075 01:22:27,901 --> 01:22:30,236 Don't move. There must be... 1076 01:22:32,781 --> 01:22:34,658 Ah To? Where are you? 1077 01:22:35,408 --> 01:22:37,452 Ah To? Ah To? 1078 01:22:38,745 --> 01:22:40,205 Where are you? 1079 01:22:40,330 --> 01:22:41,623 I'm here! 1080 01:22:41,748 --> 01:22:44,334 Hey, it's dangerous. Why didn't you follow me? 1081 01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:46,127 I'm looking for landmines. 1082 01:22:55,011 --> 01:22:59,641 - Ah To, are you alright? - I'm fine. I have a helmet. 1083 01:23:01,976 --> 01:23:03,353 Follow me. 1084 01:23:05,522 --> 01:23:07,399 Ah To, what are you doing? 1085 01:23:07,524 --> 01:23:10,485 I forgot to tell you. There are loads of landmines. 1086 01:23:10,610 --> 01:23:12,612 What landmines? 1087 01:23:16,032 --> 01:23:17,283 Wow! 1088 01:23:19,869 --> 01:23:22,330 - See. Am I right? - You... 1089 01:23:22,455 --> 01:23:25,375 You check for booby traps, and I'll check for landmines. 1090 01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,919 We'll be safe if we cover the whole area. Go! 1091 01:23:28,044 --> 01:23:31,131 How dare you command me? Who am I to you? 1092 01:23:31,256 --> 01:23:35,218 We're in a dangerous situation here, we must work as a team. 1093 01:23:38,555 --> 01:23:40,432 Let's go. 1094 01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:47,188 Stop. 1095 01:24:08,543 --> 01:24:10,462 Ah To, you're right. 1096 01:24:10,587 --> 01:24:14,090 There are many traps here. We should look out for one another. 1097 01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:24,934 Let's split up, climb over the wall and meet up on the other side. 1098 01:24:25,059 --> 01:24:26,603 - Yes, sir. - Right. 1099 01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:40,158 Proceed. 1100 01:24:55,381 --> 01:24:58,718 - It's too quiet, very spooky. - Let's go in. 1101 01:25:06,434 --> 01:25:07,644 Advance. 1102 01:25:31,709 --> 01:25:33,920 There are traps in here, too. 1103 01:25:34,796 --> 01:25:37,382 - Watch out. - That was so close. 1104 01:25:38,716 --> 01:25:40,260 Stay behind me. 1105 01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:53,565 - Move aside! - I... 1106 01:26:04,576 --> 01:26:05,994 Wonderful! 1107 01:26:08,746 --> 01:26:10,331 They know we're here. 1108 01:26:10,456 --> 01:26:13,209 A showdown is imminent. Stay behind me. 1109 01:26:22,343 --> 01:26:26,139 - Stay behind me, and you'll be fine. - I can't, there are men behind us. 1110 01:26:26,264 --> 01:26:30,810 You snubbed us when we asked nicely. Now you're here without an invitation. 1111 01:26:30,935 --> 01:26:34,564 You refuse to show up in the day, yet prefer to appear after dark. 1112 01:26:34,689 --> 01:26:37,859 I'll come whenever I desire. 1113 01:26:37,984 --> 01:26:41,070 Now that I'm here, why don't you return the deeds? 1114 01:26:41,905 --> 01:26:46,951 Second Uncle is dead, the deeds go to my godfather, Yu Yungsheng. 1115 01:26:47,076 --> 01:26:48,286 Very funny! 1116 01:26:48,411 --> 01:26:50,663 My late husband stated clearly in his will 1117 01:26:50,788 --> 01:26:53,917 that Ah To's father, Chingchuen, would be the sole beneficiary. 1118 01:26:54,042 --> 01:26:56,002 - That's right. - That's absurd! 1119 01:26:56,127 --> 01:26:58,212 - Where's the will? - You stole it! 1120 01:26:58,338 --> 01:27:01,507 It wasn't theft, as I only took what belongs to my godfather! 1121 01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:04,385 - Damn you. I'll kill you! - Ah To! 1122 01:27:04,510 --> 01:27:07,847 Don't be reckless. Your kung fu is limited. Allow me... 1123 01:27:07,972 --> 01:27:10,099 My kung fu is limited? I can fight! 1124 01:27:15,563 --> 01:27:17,565 - See that? - Look out! 1125 01:27:25,949 --> 01:27:27,867 I'm fast, right? 1126 01:27:37,543 --> 01:27:39,462 Not as fast as I am. 1127 01:27:41,464 --> 01:27:43,132 We're equals, then. 1128 01:28:07,323 --> 01:28:09,784 - I'll deal with him. - Ah To, no! 1129 01:29:03,963 --> 01:29:06,674 Are you going to return the deeds? 1130 01:29:17,518 --> 01:29:20,271 Grand Auntie, just watch me. 1131 01:29:43,169 --> 01:29:46,130 You think you're the only one who can do that? 1132 01:29:58,267 --> 01:30:00,103 - Halt! - Don't move! 1133 01:30:02,271 --> 01:30:04,273 - I'm already... - I'm already... 1134 01:30:05,942 --> 01:30:08,569 I'm being merciful, or I could've used this... 1135 01:30:11,364 --> 01:30:13,324 ...to wipe you out. 1136 01:30:16,244 --> 01:30:18,579 That sword can't kill anyone. 1137 01:30:21,791 --> 01:30:25,002 - I'd like to try! - Okay. Come on. 1138 01:30:25,128 --> 01:30:26,629 Come on. 1139 01:30:26,754 --> 01:30:29,257 They're just your grand uncle's lackeys. 1140 01:30:29,382 --> 01:30:32,426 Oh, they're his fair-weather friends. 1141 01:30:32,552 --> 01:30:36,472 Silence! You little brat. 1142 01:30:36,597 --> 01:30:39,851 Not only do you behave with extremely bad manners in my own house, 1143 01:30:39,976 --> 01:30:41,978 you even insult my men. 1144 01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:45,857 You must be my big brother's grandson, Yu To. 1145 01:30:45,982 --> 01:30:50,319 Wow! He's some character. 1146 01:30:50,444 --> 01:30:52,155 So, he's my third grand uncle? 1147 01:30:52,738 --> 01:30:57,869 Tainan, why didn't you instruct this young man to pay me due respects? 1148 01:30:58,995 --> 01:31:01,080 You have no manners at all. 1149 01:31:01,205 --> 01:31:02,915 You're the ill-mannered one! 1150 01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:07,712 As an elder of the Yu clan, you've resorted to stealing family assets. 1151 01:31:07,837 --> 01:31:11,215 Not only do you damage the family, you're also destroying our honor! 1152 01:31:12,592 --> 01:31:14,719 You're Yansheng's second wife. 1153 01:31:14,844 --> 01:31:19,140 You ran off with all the assets as soon as he died. 1154 01:31:19,265 --> 01:31:22,435 Do you think that's an honorable thing to do? 1155 01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:24,020 Nonsense! 1156 01:31:24,145 --> 01:31:27,732 My late husband told me to bequeath his inheritance to Ah To's father. 1157 01:31:27,857 --> 01:31:31,527 Was I wrong for taking the deeds to Guangzhou? 1158 01:31:31,652 --> 01:31:33,988 That's what you say. But where's your proof? 1159 01:31:34,113 --> 01:31:36,949 - I have proof! - Is there a will? 1160 01:31:37,074 --> 01:31:39,702 No, it's disappeared, hasn't it? 1161 01:31:40,745 --> 01:31:43,623 Let me tell you, as his brother, 1162 01:31:43,748 --> 01:31:46,667 I have the right to manage Yansheng's inheritance. 1163 01:31:46,792 --> 01:31:51,505 There you're wrong! The inheritance passes on to the eldest son or grandson. 1164 01:31:51,631 --> 01:31:55,176 In the absence of descendants, the assets pass to his grandnephew, me. 1165 01:31:55,301 --> 01:31:58,512 - You're like a eunuch in the palace. - What did you say? 1166 01:31:58,638 --> 01:32:02,892 You have no descendants. Don't be angry. You have only a godson. 1167 01:32:03,768 --> 01:32:08,272 - Yu To, how dare you insult your elder! - Shut up! You're not a blood relation. 1168 01:32:08,397 --> 01:32:10,566 The inheritance has nothing to do with you! 1169 01:32:14,070 --> 01:32:19,575 You are right. Tainan, you arrived just in time. 1170 01:32:19,700 --> 01:32:21,702 Please sign the document for me. 1171 01:32:21,827 --> 01:32:26,123 That will prove that I am the one to safekeep Yansheng's inheritance. 1172 01:32:26,249 --> 01:32:28,918 - You want me to sign it? - Correct. 1173 01:32:29,043 --> 01:32:33,381 Since Yansheng is dead, you represent him. 1174 01:32:33,506 --> 01:32:38,344 Don't let my brother's descendants say that I stole Yansheng's inheritance. 1175 01:32:38,469 --> 01:32:39,887 You are despicable! 1176 01:32:40,012 --> 01:32:44,058 Not content with stealing, now you force me to hand you everything! 1177 01:32:44,183 --> 01:32:46,227 I knew you wouldn't agree. 1178 01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:49,397 Make her sign it. 1179 01:33:37,570 --> 01:33:40,239 You foolish boy, this is Hard Qigong. 1180 01:34:14,357 --> 01:34:16,275 Come on! 1181 01:34:50,935 --> 01:34:53,938 You are good. The knife can't pierce through you. 1182 01:35:41,318 --> 01:35:43,070 - What's wrong? - His Qigong is incredible. 1183 01:35:43,195 --> 01:35:45,573 Don't worry. I'm with you. 1184 01:35:52,037 --> 01:35:53,456 Attack his privates! 1185 01:35:53,581 --> 01:35:56,000 - I said attack his private parts! - What? 1186 01:36:20,274 --> 01:36:22,067 - I told you to attack... - Down there? 1187 01:36:22,193 --> 01:36:23,694 Shut up! 1188 01:36:48,010 --> 01:36:50,763 Tainan, resistance is futile. Just sign it. 1189 01:36:56,644 --> 01:36:58,103 Sign it. 1190 01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:05,736 Grand Auntie! 1191 01:37:12,034 --> 01:37:14,828 - Ah To, leave. - Eh? 1192 01:37:16,163 --> 01:37:17,748 - You want me to leave? - Yes. 1193 01:37:17,873 --> 01:37:20,459 As a family elder, I want to personally teach them a lesson. 1194 01:37:20,584 --> 01:37:23,295 - Grand Auntie, you won't... - Go! 1195 01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:26,882 Fine, then. 1196 01:37:28,717 --> 01:37:30,761 Grand Auntie, catch this! 1197 01:37:31,428 --> 01:37:34,265 Strike Grand Uncle a few times for me! 1198 01:37:35,266 --> 01:37:36,475 Stop! 1199 01:37:39,395 --> 01:37:44,358 Ah To, return home and tell your father and uncles to come here. 1200 01:37:44,483 --> 01:37:46,068 As an elder of the Yu family, 1201 01:37:46,193 --> 01:37:49,113 you will sign in front of everyone to prove that the inheritance is mine. 1202 01:37:49,238 --> 01:37:54,118 Oh, my dad and uncles will surely come to observe the ceremony. 1203 01:37:54,243 --> 01:37:58,372 Second Grand Aunt, don't tire yourself teaching them a lesson. 1204 01:38:01,166 --> 01:38:03,419 Third Grand Uncle, see you again! 1205 01:38:16,348 --> 01:38:18,851 First, Second, Third Uncles, and Dad, good morning. 1206 01:38:18,976 --> 01:38:20,477 - Good morning! - Last night... 1207 01:38:20,603 --> 01:38:22,605 - You both went to the Yu Mansion? - Yes. 1208 01:38:22,730 --> 01:38:24,481 - You fought with them? - Yes. 1209 01:38:24,607 --> 01:38:26,442 - You met your third grand uncle? - Yes. 1210 01:38:26,567 --> 01:38:27,693 Where's your grand aunt? 1211 01:38:27,818 --> 01:38:30,446 She berated Grand Uncle for stealing dad's inheritance. 1212 01:38:30,571 --> 01:38:32,489 I didn't expect Grand Uncle to be such a thug. 1213 01:38:32,615 --> 01:38:36,118 He said the inheritance was his, so she fought him by herself. 1214 01:38:36,243 --> 01:38:38,120 - Then what happened? - She lost. 1215 01:38:38,245 --> 01:38:40,205 - Why did you come back? - I came back to... 1216 01:38:40,331 --> 01:38:42,291 - Get help? - Yes. 1217 01:38:42,416 --> 01:38:46,337 - Why are you all up so early? - We're going to the Yu Mansion. 1218 01:38:46,462 --> 01:38:49,131 We know what happened last night. 1219 01:38:49,256 --> 01:38:52,718 - You do? - We knew that you'd lose. 1220 01:38:52,843 --> 01:38:55,387 And that Second Grand Aunt would ask you to come back. 1221 01:38:55,512 --> 01:38:58,849 - Why? - Because she is your elder. 1222 01:38:58,974 --> 01:39:00,684 Let's go and rescue her, then! 1223 01:39:00,809 --> 01:39:02,561 - Let's go! - Yes, sir! 1224 01:39:16,241 --> 01:39:17,701 Stop! 1225 01:39:25,167 --> 01:39:26,710 - What are you doing? - Hidden arrows! 1226 01:39:26,835 --> 01:39:29,254 - Down! - Not now. 1227 01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:31,298 This bridge contains a hidden switch. 1228 01:39:31,423 --> 01:39:34,760 When you touch it, hidden arrows shoot out. 1229 01:39:37,554 --> 01:39:39,473 - Let's leap over it, then. - Right! 1230 01:39:39,598 --> 01:39:43,769 Wait! This area has lots of traps. 1231 01:39:43,894 --> 01:39:46,647 The vegetable patch has hidden bamboo stakes. 1232 01:39:46,772 --> 01:39:50,109 The scarecrows have knives and hidden weapons. 1233 01:39:50,234 --> 01:39:53,529 - How do we get in, then? - No worries. Follow me. 1234 01:40:15,050 --> 01:40:18,554 The Yu descendants have such good manners. 1235 01:40:20,055 --> 01:40:23,142 - Stand up. - What are you talking about? 1236 01:40:23,267 --> 01:40:25,769 - We're looking for your traps. - Traps? 1237 01:40:25,894 --> 01:40:29,857 The Yu Mansion has nothing to hide. We don't need any secret devices. 1238 01:40:29,982 --> 01:40:32,443 Are you denying it, you bastard? 1239 01:40:43,662 --> 01:40:48,292 Traps? If you're that afraid, maybe you shouldn't see Master Yu. 1240 01:40:48,417 --> 01:40:52,546 Why would we be afraid? We're here to ask Uncle to spare our aunt. 1241 01:40:52,671 --> 01:40:56,967 Oh? That bitch? She's inside. 1242 01:40:57,092 --> 01:41:00,554 - You rude bastards! - You bandits are insulting an elder! 1243 01:41:00,679 --> 01:41:04,308 - We'll have to teach you a lesson. - We've been expecting you. 1244 01:41:04,433 --> 01:41:06,143 Get them! 1245 01:41:11,440 --> 01:41:13,275 Too much. There weren't that many last night. 1246 01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:15,527 - We'll just move quicker. - Slaughter them. 1247 01:41:15,652 --> 01:41:18,530 This is Third Uncle's trick to deplete our strength. 1248 01:41:18,655 --> 01:41:22,576 Correct. And when you're exhausted, you can run along home! 1249 01:42:35,315 --> 01:42:37,651 Ah To, your uncles can't cope anymore. Help them! 1250 01:42:50,330 --> 01:42:52,332 Oh, nice! 1251 01:42:52,874 --> 01:42:55,544 Uncle, very good! 1252 01:42:55,669 --> 01:42:57,254 That was nothing. 1253 01:43:10,767 --> 01:43:12,728 Dad, First Uncle is exhausted. 1254 01:43:12,853 --> 01:43:14,730 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 1255 01:43:16,898 --> 01:43:19,818 Chingfok, let's make it quick. Ah To, I'll go inside first. 1256 01:43:19,943 --> 01:43:22,446 Right. The three of us will handle them. 1257 01:43:22,571 --> 01:43:23,989 Ah To, charge! 1258 01:43:30,329 --> 01:43:31,705 Charge! 1259 01:44:15,874 --> 01:44:17,334 Go inside. 1260 01:44:28,512 --> 01:44:29,763 Come on. 1261 01:44:29,888 --> 01:44:31,306 Stop! 1262 01:44:53,161 --> 01:44:55,288 - Who are they? - Third Grand Uncle's men. 1263 01:44:55,414 --> 01:44:57,165 Get them! 1264 01:45:09,845 --> 01:45:11,722 He knows Hard Qigong. 1265 01:45:27,863 --> 01:45:30,657 You made him blink. Dad, you're amazing! 1266 01:45:43,378 --> 01:45:45,464 So, your butt can't do Hard Qigong. 1267 01:48:04,936 --> 01:48:07,397 - Use the three-section steel whip! - Yes, sir. 1268 01:48:41,222 --> 01:48:42,557 It's me! 1269 01:48:43,850 --> 01:48:46,144 - Where's our aunt? - I haven't seen her yet. 1270 01:48:46,269 --> 01:48:49,064 - Who are they? - Third Uncle's men. 1271 01:48:50,565 --> 01:48:53,443 - He has good sword skills. - And what's his kung fu style? 1272 01:48:58,823 --> 01:49:02,202 - Hard Qigong. - Hard Qigong? The same as Chingfok. 1273 01:49:02,327 --> 01:49:05,622 - Where is he? - I'm here! I'm here! 1274 01:49:07,999 --> 01:49:09,584 Are you alright? 1275 01:49:12,295 --> 01:49:16,925 - Chingfok, how are you doing? - I'm fine. Where's Ah To? 1276 01:49:40,657 --> 01:49:42,075 Well done, Ah To! 1277 01:49:52,877 --> 01:49:55,171 - Go and find Third Uncle. - Alright. 1278 01:49:56,756 --> 01:49:58,425 Ah To, let's go. 1279 01:50:13,314 --> 01:50:15,316 Good morning, Third Uncle. 1280 01:50:15,442 --> 01:50:18,153 Greetings from your nephew, Chingchuen. 1281 01:50:19,362 --> 01:50:21,656 Are you and your brothers all here? 1282 01:50:21,781 --> 01:50:26,661 We were able to survive this long in order to see you. 1283 01:50:28,288 --> 01:50:32,751 Chingchuen, I didn't expect such stamina from an old man. 1284 01:50:32,876 --> 01:50:36,755 Of course! Compared to you, my father has great vitality. 1285 01:50:36,880 --> 01:50:39,758 Ah To, your third grand uncle ages in reverse. 1286 01:50:39,883 --> 01:50:42,510 Oh, no wonder he keeps stealing things. 1287 01:50:43,219 --> 01:50:45,972 - What did you say? - Listen. Bring out my grand auntie. 1288 01:50:49,851 --> 01:50:52,395 I'm taking good care of her. 1289 01:50:53,646 --> 01:50:55,774 Ask our elder to come out. 1290 01:50:59,861 --> 01:51:02,072 - Grand Auntie! - So you're all here. 1291 01:51:02,197 --> 01:51:03,698 Yes, we're all here. 1292 01:51:06,951 --> 01:51:09,829 Are you done teaching them all a lesson? 1293 01:51:12,123 --> 01:51:14,042 Did you get the deeds? 1294 01:51:14,959 --> 01:51:16,336 Let's go home, then. 1295 01:51:16,461 --> 01:51:18,963 - She's tied up. - They tied her up? 1296 01:51:27,013 --> 01:51:30,517 Not a bad idea, tying her legs up that way. 1297 01:51:31,142 --> 01:51:34,854 Sign the document in front of them, and I'll release you immediately. 1298 01:51:36,356 --> 01:51:39,109 Third Uncle, you've gone too far! 1299 01:51:39,651 --> 01:51:42,570 Don't act rashly. You rest, I'll handle this. 1300 01:51:57,585 --> 01:51:59,921 Your kung fu is excellent. Why do you fight two-on-one? 1301 01:52:00,046 --> 01:52:03,550 He's old. Better for him to have someone to hold on to. 1302 01:52:03,675 --> 01:52:05,885 So, you treat your godson like a crutch? 1303 01:52:06,010 --> 01:52:08,138 Ah Dak, step aside. 1304 01:52:09,806 --> 01:52:11,808 Dad, step aside. 1305 01:53:20,460 --> 01:53:22,128 Careful! 1306 01:53:33,765 --> 01:53:36,476 Step back. Unless you want your godson to become a eunuch. 1307 01:53:36,601 --> 01:53:38,519 He won't have any descendants either. 1308 01:53:41,564 --> 01:53:44,817 Chingchuen, I didn't expect you to trick me. 1309 01:53:44,943 --> 01:53:47,487 - However, I... - Oh, you two haven't fought yet. 1310 01:53:47,612 --> 01:53:50,406 That's right. If you beat me, I shall... 1311 01:53:50,531 --> 01:53:54,035 He must return the inheritance to Grand Auntie. 1312 01:53:54,953 --> 01:53:56,996 - Very well. - Okay. 1313 01:53:57,121 --> 01:53:59,082 - Go, Dad! - Ah To... 1314 01:54:02,001 --> 01:54:05,505 Stand up... and watch the show! 1315 01:54:14,722 --> 01:54:17,308 Bridge-breaking Stormy Palm. Great skill, Godfather! 1316 01:54:17,433 --> 01:54:20,687 My dad hasn't applied his ultimate technique yet. 1317 01:54:32,282 --> 01:54:34,534 Look, that's the Cloud Bridge technique. 1318 01:55:09,277 --> 01:55:12,864 That's called "Monkey Steals Peaches". Watch. 1319 01:55:23,333 --> 01:55:25,335 This is called "Eagle Catches Chicks". 1320 01:56:03,122 --> 01:56:05,416 Grand Uncle, you have already lost. 1321 01:56:39,700 --> 01:56:41,661 Uncle, admit defeat! 1322 01:56:43,454 --> 01:56:45,039 This hand hasn't lost yet. 1323 01:56:54,298 --> 01:56:56,467 - Godfather, how are you doing? - Go away! 1324 01:56:59,470 --> 01:57:01,222 Uncle! 1325 01:57:08,813 --> 01:57:10,773 Dad, stop! Stop! 1326 01:57:10,898 --> 01:57:14,110 - Godfather! - Stop struggling. You've lost. 1327 01:57:14,235 --> 01:57:15,653 - Am I right? - Yes, yes, yes. 1328 01:57:15,778 --> 01:57:17,113 - Right. - Ah Dak! 1329 01:57:17,697 --> 01:57:20,199 - Yes? - He's telling you to release her. 1330 01:57:20,324 --> 01:57:22,452 What? You still want to fight? 1331 01:57:25,121 --> 01:57:28,583 Actually, your kung fu skills are more or less on a par with my dad's... 1332 01:57:28,708 --> 01:57:30,585 Oh, sorry. 1333 01:57:30,710 --> 01:57:34,964 You lost because you have a guilty conscience. 1334 01:57:35,089 --> 01:57:37,508 - Ah To. - Am I right, Dad? 1335 01:57:50,104 --> 01:57:51,397 Auntie! 1336 01:57:52,648 --> 01:57:56,486 - Are you alright? - We've been worried sick. 1337 01:57:56,611 --> 01:57:58,029 Quiet! 1338 01:57:58,738 --> 01:58:01,491 Yanwai, you were wrong. 1339 01:58:01,616 --> 01:58:06,245 You should've obeyed Yansheng's wishes for Chingchuen to manage the assets. 1340 01:58:06,370 --> 01:58:08,414 - That's right. - Listen... 1341 01:58:08,539 --> 01:58:11,792 Now that I've completed my task, I am no longer your elder. 1342 01:58:11,918 --> 01:58:14,128 - Oh, you want to remarry... - Little bastard! 1343 01:58:19,133 --> 01:58:21,010 It can't be that bad! 1344 01:58:21,135 --> 01:58:24,972 It is! I saw stars when my dad slapped me. 1345 01:58:25,097 --> 01:58:27,558 Even my Grand Uncle was no match for him. 1346 01:58:27,683 --> 01:58:30,895 He punched, kicked, punched and... 1347 01:58:31,562 --> 01:58:34,190 - Then what happened? - Look. 1348 01:58:38,236 --> 01:58:40,446 A blonde! 1349 01:58:43,282 --> 01:58:44,867 Madame! 1350 01:58:49,497 --> 01:58:53,501 - Aren't you Second Grand Auntie? - No. My name is Susie. 1351 01:58:53,626 --> 01:58:56,295 Oh, she speaks English? 98643

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