All language subtitles for MILF.Manor.S02E10.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH

[Chris] I'm a fighter.
I will fight for what I want.

And you are what I want.

[kisses]

[Barby] I just feel like

I'm kind of dreaming
right now.

[exhales]

I need more wine.

[Shauna] Here we come!

Whoa!

[bleep]

[woman] There's two
new girls.

-Wow.
-The two new women
barely looked over 25.

[Stacy speaking]

Look at those [bleep]

Shauna, would you like
to go out and sit down

and have a glass of wine?

[intense music playing]

[Crystal] You got balls.

How dare you ask her
right there,

smack dead in front of me.

[kissing]

[Kelle] Hi Rebecca.

Hi, bitch.

[Connor] What's up?

[Kelle] You've come on
to every guy in the house.

You just got here.

And now you're on Connor.

-You look like you [bleep].
-Thank you.

It looks like I made
the right choice.

Yeah, you made
the right choice.

[blows raspberry]

One night, listen,

[Rebecca] Okay.

Oh [bleep].

Me? No,
I ain't dealing with that.

I don't know what's truth
or what's not anymore,

and I'm starting to question
my own judgment

and my own decision making.

And I'm not gonna
stand for that.

That's not how I'm going
to be treated anymore.

[tense music playing]

[theme music playing]

♪ Everyone gets their chance ♪

♪ And today's ♪

♪ My day ♪

[Barby laughing]

[Chris speaking]

[Barby speaking]

[Chris] This right here,
I said, wait a minute

I've never had you
in this position.

[Barby] I go like this.

[both laughing]

-[Chris] Yeah, something
like that.
-Self-defense [bleep].

[both laugh]

[Barby] Last night Chris and I
had one of the most beautiful

dates of our lives.

And then we hear
the Lannette left.

I was just glad
I wasn't the one

that caused
the drama. [laughs]

[Chris] And then take
this hand across my neck.

[Barby] Oh [bleep] dog.

[Chris] Yeah, [bleep] dog.

And all you're gonna
do is [kisses]

[Barby speaking]

Rebecca was the one
that caused all that ruckus

with Lannette leaving.

And if you try that
with Chris, I'm gonna...

I can't say it, but, yeah,

I don't--
I don't play like that.

[Chris] But in an
actual situation,

-don't kiss him.
It'll choke him [bleep]
-[Barby laughs]

[Darren] I wanted to talk
to Lannette this morning

and I found out she left.

'Cause Kelly and I
were off in our world,

we didn't get involved
in the [bleep] show
last night. [laughs]

I went to bed at 12:00,
you know?

Joey came running to the room
he says, "Dad, Dad, Dad,

Lannette, she left.
She's gone."

I was like, "Why?"

And he told me what happened

and... I was like,
it's sad, you know?

I told her.

I said, me and Rebecca
were bonding.

We were jelling.

I said, "Lannette,
is it all right with you?"

Like...

And she was like,
"Yeah, yeah, of course.

That's what we're here for,
to meet people", you know?

I wish she would have told me,

"Anthony,
this is bothering me."

This is bothering me that
you're going out with Rachel."

Rebecca.

Oh, I wish
she would have told me that

-this is bothering me...
-You know what would
make her feel better

is if she knows
you don't even know
the chick's name.

Yeah. How's that?

Lannette shared things with me

in such a short amount
of time, and it was real.

You know, I miss her.

Was I ready to commit to her?
No.

I wasn't ready
to commit to her.

I just wasn't ready
to let her go, either.

If someone woke me up,

she wouldn't have been gone.

One hundred percent.

Anthony misled her
at some level

because I mean,
for all of us to react

to a guy this way, right?

It's because we feel like
we're invested.

Well, she had
feelings for him.

-Yes, yes, yes.
-She was vulnerable with him.

[Kelly] I didn't like
what happened last night.

Lannette felt betrayed

by Anthony being with Rebecca.

Anthony should have left that
for someone else.

If you're into Lannette,
you should be

spending time
with Lannette, period.

-This is why we act
the way we act.
-[Barby] Exactly.

Because of bull [bleep]
like that.

Don't like play a game

and act like there's
something good going on here

-when you have intentions
of doing other things.
-[Barby] Mmm-hmm.

[Kelle] Does he know
she was just straddling
Connor last night?

Rebecca is definitely
the cause of all this.

You don't just, like,
come into the house
and start stealing men.

She's clearly a homey hopper.

So whatever, like wants
to jump on her bandwagon,

she's probably down for it.

I think
we need to confront her.

[Barby] Yeah,
bring her up here.

[Kelle] If she's gonna
come up, I'm gonna leave.

Do you want me to just
scream out her name,

or do you want me to go her?

-[Christina] No, people,
let's just do it classy.
-[Kelly] All right.

-I'm not a bully.
I don't like to be--
-[Barby] Also.

I'm gonna excuse myself
out of it.

I'm not staying.

[Crystal] She's not
gonna stay.

[Kelle] I'm not gonna stay.

The words I said
last night are plenty.

She doesn't get
anymore of my energy.

Bye.

I have zero interest
in Rebecca

in getting to know her
being friends with her.

I'm done with Connor.
She can have him.

How does it feel to be second?

[Kelly] Sit next to Lannette.

-I mean, Lannette. [laughs]
-[all laughing]

-[Kelly] Crystal.
-[Crystal laughs] God.

-You are bad with names.
-I know. Sit right there.

You're so bad
with names, girl.

I know.

Obviously, there's a lot
going on right now, Rebecca.

A lot went down last night

and we would love
to hear your version

and hopefully
release some tension

and address what's going on.

Look, the first night girl,
I was, you know, with Joey,

I went on a date with Sam
the next night, right?

So we did come here for that.

But I'm speaking for myself.

I have loyalty and girl code
to these women.

[Crystal] So it's like,
what? It's been like

three dudes in two days?

Like, you know
what I'm saying?

I mean... on the outside--

I thought
that we all came here

to, like, talk to everyone,
kind of get to know

how everyone is.

I'm really just having
conversations with people.

And yes, I kissed two guys.

[Rebecca] Christina's had Joey
and Sam.

And she's been able to have
fun with both of them.

Kelle's had Joey and Connor.

So they need to give me
a fair shot, too.

Because I'm here
for the same reasons

that they started with.

I think it's fair that I have

just as much of choice
as they did.

If Connor wanted to go out
to the hot tub

-with Kelle last night
-Yep.

and they kiss
and I walked out to that,

I'm not gonna go and tell her
she's this, she's that.

I just don't do that.

We're all here
for the same reason,

and that is to look
for our person.

It's just how you maneuver
during this process

and still be woman
empowering to each other.

[Rebecca] After listening
to these girls

about not going after
their guys

or the different guys
in the house,

I'm still gonna go after
Connor and Anthony

because those are my
first interests.

It's my turn.
It's my turn to play.

[laughs]

[Joey] So, yo, bro,
tell us about the date.

-Oh, look at him.
He is feeling it.
-[giggles]

Look at him.
He turns his hat around.

Bull [bleep].

Bull [bleep].

We just sat by the fire
and it was...

It was nice to talk about

like life and goals
and the possibility of, like,

after this,
like what it might look like.

It was good.
We needed that.

To actually go out
and not be even worried

about Oh I'm trying to
[bleep] her brains out
right now.

-Like, it's nice
to actually...
-[Connor laughs]

Like it was nice to like,
actually talk.

But then we came back home
and [bleep] brains out,

and it was amazing.

It was... [chuckles]
it was amazing.

[Chris] Barby is beautiful

and God,
Lord knows she is a bombshell.

She is is bad!

But I'm actually starting
to fall for her

on the inside as well

and who she is as a person.

Got me.

[Connor] Neither of you
were there for the drama
last night.

I'm sick about it.

[Joey] I could've
been there.

[Joey] My dad's definitely
a little mentally conflicted
right now

'cause obviously he has
a strong connection
with Lannette still.

Even though she left.

But Rebecca's still here,

and I'm gonna show Rebecca
that I'm the right choice

and let's see
where this goes now.

-Player's gonna play.
-[laughs]

Bro, I came back in.
I'm floating on
cloud nine right now,

then I see Kelle and Christina
by the sink and I'm like,
ooh.

I'm telling you right now,
if this girl wasn't as cute
as she was,

these girls
wouldn't give [bleep].

Yeah, facts.

[Rebecca] Hello!

-How are you?
-[Connor] What's up?

-The talk of the day.
-How are you?
I know.

Well, there was a storm
last night.

I totally feel bad
for Rebecca.

I feel like she's got to sleep
with one eye open

'cause you don't know
about hurricane Kelle

is coming through soon.

Did you sleep
with the door lock?

I got the mean girls
after me. [laughs]

[Connor] The fact that Kelle's
just dogging on Rebecca

for getting to know
other men in the house.

It's a double standard.

[Anthony] Lannette knew
we were hanging out,

and she was okay with it
just so you know.

I feel bad because she to me
is a beautiful person.

-She really is.
-I feel bad.

Yeah, I feel like
she got hurt, you know?

And you don't wanna ever see

someone get hurt like that.
That's all.

I usually am not
like a man stealer.

So I don't know...

[Anthony] Rebecca's
a little complicated.

We definitely have
a little chemistry going.

She's really fun and spunky,

and I see she's not a...
so want to be caged.

She wants her little space
and she can have her fun

with these young guys and then
later come back home to me.

Jealousy
is pretty bad. [laughs]

[tense music playing]

Look at this fool.

Look at him!

[Kelly] Wow, David!

[Kelle] Look out Christina,
I'm coming in for your man.

-What are friends for?
-[Kelle] Yeah.

[Rob] Damn,
look at this place.

[Fletcher] I know,
it's awesome.

[Kelly] Oh my goodness!

[Crystal] Don't, don't,
I hope it don't break.

[Kelly] That's amazing!

-[Kelle] We don't need
any more broken legs, Dave.
-[Kelly] Yeah.

[Joey] My man!

[Rob] It's showtime!

[Fletcher] Hey, you ready
to cause some trouble?

[woman cheering]

[Rebecca] Oh!

[Rob] Hey, I hear
there's a party going on here.

[intense music playing]

I never did
high school relationships.

When was the last time
did you have a relationship?

I've never been in a super
serious relationship.

[Barby] So you're just gonna
shut down like this?

-[Chris] No, I'm just--
-Okay.
Well, I'm [bleep]

go home tonight, too then.

Like Lannette.

[crying]

[Barby crying]
[bleep] You won't even
talk to me.

I don't want to be here.

-[Anthony] That was it--
-Oh!

[Rob] Hey, I hear
there's a party
going on here?

[Rebecca] Yeah.

I had to come.
How you doing?
I'm Rob.

-[Anthony] Hey.
What's your name?
-Rob.

-And who is this?
-Oh...

Jesus Christmas, dude.

Hey, look, it's two new dudes.

[man] Oh, there's
two new men.

I think everybody
is a little thrown off

about two more guys coming in.

Obviously,
it's more competition,

but everybody's already
partnering up.

So that if they want
any chance

at finding a connection,

they're gonna have to step
on some of our toes.

I'm not worried,
but I want to make sure

that I keep letting
Christina know

that I wanna pursue
something with her.

[Rob] Where are you from?

[Rebecca] From Rochester,
New York.

[Kelle] There she goes.

Fletcher. Nice to meet you.

[Anthony] Are you father, son?

No. This is my uncle Rob.

[Anthony] Uncle Rob.
All right, cool.

Is that what we got
going on here?

[Crystal] Hi!

[Shauna] Okay Kelle,
which one?

[Kelle] Um, we'll see.
I'll figure it out.

I mean, now that Connor
is dead to me,

I'm definitely
still available

and um... ready to mingle.

Hi, I'm Kelle.

-No, No handshakes.
-[Kelle] Oh, hi.

Hi Kelle, I'm Rob.

-Nice to meet you.
-[Kelle] Where are you from?

[Rob] I'm here to meet
the perfect woman.

And I think that I'll have
anything that I can do

to help out with that.

I don't need your help.

You're too young. I got it.

-Rob, rob, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I got more experience, man.

-I can handle this.
-This goes two ways.

I got it handled.

[laughs]

[Sam] Oh [bleep] did you see
how big this guy is?

Pink shirt.

We might have a buffer guy
to this guy now.

[Chris speaking]

After seeing the new guys
who just came

I'm on guard.

I know
if I'm on guard [chuckles]

everybody else
probably is, too.

-[Barby] Nice to meet you.
-Hey, you too. Hi Barby.

Well, I'm gonna pull
on one [bleep] out.

Baby, what's good?

[all laughing]

[David] More guys
coming to the house

just hurts our ratio
even more than it already is.

We have more guys than girls,

and then we're adding
more guys.

And I just know
that somebody's
gonna pick Christina.

Hey, I'm Christina.

-Nice to meet you.
-Christina. Fletcher.
Pleasure.

[David] I really, genuinely
don't think that there's

too much competition there.

Inevitably, I think
I'll turn out on top.

-[Crystal laughing]
-[Rob] I'm glad we could come
crash your party.

[Crystal] I am excited
that we got some new guys.

Rob is just sexy to me.

You know, I don't mind
a little rivalry

or whatever to get
you know, Stacy,

a little jealous or whatever.

Well, nice meeting you
all you ladies.

-Hope to talk to y'all later.
-I mean, you too.

All right.

[phone beeps]

We've got a text!

Everyone, please welcome Rob

-and Fletcher
-[Crystal] Hello!

are going yet, you duo?

What's up, guys.

[Kelly] Just like all of you

they came here
looking for love.

It's time to mingle
with the ladies, have fun!

[all applauding]

All right, Christina...

Me?

-You ready to go?
-[Christina] Yeah.

-[Fletcher] Excellent done!
-[Christina] Let's go.

[all laughing]

I didn't wanna
step on anyone's toes,

but I knew from the get go

I'm gonna go find
what I thought

was the prettiest girl
out there

and I'm just gonna
make a move.

I said, "Christina, let's go."

So tell me a little bit
about you.

-I'm 46,
-Okay.

from North Carolina.

Okay.

I own my own company.

Okay, relatable.

I have a small business
up in Jacksonville.

-Mmm.
-I actually do
seamless gutters.

Well, that's awesome, though.

Yeah...

Have you ever been married?

-No, no, no. I've been...
-Never been married?

-never been married.
-Uh-huh.

Uh... I did some time
in the military.

I was a sergeant
in the marines.

I went back home
to Jacksonville

and started up
a small business.

And I've been rolling
with it ever since.

When I was starting
about my business,

the first two years,
I was broke all the time.

No girl wants to hang out
with a guy

that doesn't have
enough money

or enough time.

Dating for me was hard.

I've had maybe one
or two girlfriends over

like for the past five years.

So it's been a bumpy ride.

It's been a bumpy ride.

Now, how old are you again?

-I'm 30.
-So you date older women?

I mean, do you prefer to date
older women?

I'm very up, like, up front

and like blunt
with what I say.

-Older chicks knows what--
They know, what's up.
-Yeah.

-They'll get straight
to the point,
-Yeah.

-and I can appreciate that.
-Right.

I am dating
both David and Sam.

Fletcher's cute.
He's got great eyes,

but three people
at the same time,

it's just--
it seems a little weird to me.

Let's go back up.

I appreciate you come
and hang out with me
for a bit.

-[Christina] Yeah, thank you.
You are awesome.
-Yeah.

-[Kelle] Well, cheers
first of all.
-Yeah, here.

Welcome to the house.

Good to meet you.
So you can see my eyes.

-Yes. Okay, blue.
-[bleep]

-We got a drink.
-Yes.

-Okay.
-We do that again.

It's hard.

At least I feel like
it's a little bit difficult

in like the real world per se,
because you don't know

if someone's really serious
about, you know, finding love.

-[Rob] Yeah.
-So that's why we're all here.

[Rob] And I know as we get
a little bit older,

it's kind of hard when we
wanna keep ourselves
in good shape

-to find people
in our own age category.
-Yeah.

I've been serious
about my physique

my whole life.

It's my lifestyle.

I did my first bodybuilding
competition last year August.

I had made it
in New Year's resolution

I was gonna start.

And then I got into
Florida State

and I won Masters 55
and above.

I normally date girls

who are a little bit younger

because they keep
themselves more fit.

But Kelle looks really good,
and she's definitely...

definitely keeps herself
in good shape.

-That's it.
-Yeah.

We're all just like
having a good time
being single

and trying
to find a connection.

Agreed.

[Kelle] I mean, now that
the relationship

with Connor and I is done,

I would love to have
a more mature man

that knows who he is

and knows what he wants
and appreciates me.

Rob definitely looks like
he takes care of himself.

He obviously works out,

and I'm excited
to get to know him.

Hopefully, we can keep talking

and get to know
each other better.

Yeah.

-Okay. Let's go meet
some people here.
-Yeah.

[water splashing]

No.

When was the last time
did you have a relationship?

I've never been in a super
serious relationship.

Why do you think that is?

-I know why that is.
-Why?

It's because I never did
high school relationships.

I don't do
bull [bleep] relationships.

Like if I'm gonna settle down
with somebody,

that's endgame.

That's it.

Like I believe that there
should only ever be
one love of your life.

[Joey] My dad and my mom
kind of

you know, they just always
butt heads a lot, you know?

And I think their divorce
affected me a little bit.

It made me realize
that I don't wanna get

caught up in something
too soon.

But, you know,
being here, you know,

really opened my eyes
on what I'm looking for
exactly in a woman.

I'm not gonna force love,

but I really am hopeful
that I find it.

That's so different
for your age, you know?

My dad always like,
doesn't really agree with it.

-He's like, Joey, like--
-Yeah, that's to my point.

[Shauna] I feel like Joey
is opening up a lot,

and I did not expect this.

He's 20 years younger than me.

What? You know, this could not
possibly be a match,

but Joey is so mature.

This is what I came here for.

To do just this,
experience this

and he's given me life.

He's the best part
of this experience for me.

-Thanks for sharing that.
-Of course.

Let's be open.

[captivating music playing]

-Crystal, you got a minute?
-Yeah.

Y'all are, like,
all snuggled up there.

-I had to come bother you.
-[Crystal laughs]

[Kelle] Um, he's taken.
So I'm just letting you know.

[Crystal] Oh Lord,
you embarrass me.

[Rob] I got to get to
know you all.

I can't let you all
sit there and hang out.

Just all you ladies together.

And where were you from?

[Crystal] St Louis, Missouri.
But I live in Charlotte.

-North Carolina.
-[Rob] Okay. I love Charlotte.

-[Crystal] Mm-hmm.
-[Rob] That's your prima
donna place?

Where it's like,
it's the perfect place
for you?

[Crystal] Yeah.

So are you...
Are you divorced

-or never been married?
-Divorced.

Divorced in 2018,
was married for 20 years.

-Okay.
-So I'm a true empty nester.

I've got two daughters.

When we got divorced,
I think I forgot how to date.

It's just something
when you're happily married,

it's not on your mind.

-You're now started thinking
-Right.

-I wasn't ready for it.
-It's like, how do I get out
here and do this?

-Like, where do I begin
with it?
-Yeah.

-Yeah.
-How does this work?

Marriage became a struggle
at the end,

trying to stay on
the same page together.

After the divorce happened,
I had kind of struggled

because I thought I could
get back out and date again.

And I found it really hard

because I'd been
such a father for so long

that I forgot
what it was like to date.

So talking to Crystal,

it's good to see that
she's pretty down to earth

and she seems like somebody
I could get along with.

-You were even,
you warmed up to it.
-It came back pretty quick.

It came back quick.

[Crystal] But I feel you.

And I want to get a chance
to talk to you again.

-Yeah, me too.
-I definitely
liked that conversation.

[Stacy] Crystal's made it
very clear

that she's mad at me

because I asked out Shauna.

And seeing her moving on

to the next person
or whatever,

I don't want that.

So before
all this accelerates,

I would like
to talk to her alone.

Give me a hug
since we're huggers.

[Rob] Oh yeah,
I am hugger.

-Yeah, We're Southerners.
We always hug.
-[Crystal] Okay.

-Thank you. All right.
-[Rob] Yeah.

[Crystal] Who's ready
to find out

if wisdom really
does come with age?

Who taught you
everything you know?

Who's old and single?

Ooh.

What is the best sex position?

You know,
we're at disadvantage.

We weren't around
when sex was invented.

[instrumental music playing]

[Stacy] What's up, St. Louis?

-[Crystal] Hey,
how are you doing?
-You good?

[Crystal] Mmm-hmm.

[Stacy] Let me
starting [bleep].

I haven't said
a word to you. [laughs]

[Stacy] Exactly.
That's the problem.

We should be able
to have a conversation

and not be all like hostile
towards each other like...

Okay I can--
Yeah, okay.

[Stacy] I think communication,

that's one thing
that I probably would have

changed in my marriage.

I was the type
that kind of like Crystal.

Being from St. Louis,
I held things in,

I just cut you off.

So I see where Crystal is at,

but I need her
at a different place

if I'm trying to build
a relationship with you.

I will admit,

yesterday I did
ask Shauna on a date.

Because she's new

I'm gonna see
what she's about.

-But then, you know,
I asked her and she said, no.
-Mmm-hmm.

I was like, damn!

I was-- I was a little hurt.

You know,
I've been trying to, like,

give you hints
and, you know, just--

And I've been loyal to you.

I haven't interacted
with any other man here

'cause I felt like once
my eyes were set on you,

I was concentrating on you,
and I didn't feel like none

of that energy
was reciprocated back to me.

You don't show any affection.

You don't hold my hand.

It's always that
homie, homie friend.

You know, we're from
St Louis blah, blah, blah

and any time we go off
and talk, in private

we're always talking like
we're buddies.

It seems like you want
to do overnight with done.

It took me and my wife--

It took me three years
to get engaged to my ex-wife.

-So for me to move,
-[Crystal laughs]

I'm not saying
that I'm at the age now

where things are moved
that slow.

But if I decided to move
in that direction,

that's gonna be--

That's gonna take
like patience,

understanding, communication.

It's not when you say

something about I want
something overnight.
No, I don't.

You know what?

This is the thing,
my feelings,

they haven't changed,

especially by you
coming to me

and we're talking this out.

That's a good thing.

[Crystal] Me and Stacy,
I think we're making progress.

I do.
He's getting closer to me.

So today was a big step.

But I just hope he,

you know, makes a bigger step
before we get ready to go.

See, this is what
communication does.

We're laughing
and we're talking.

I already know how it is.

[Crystal laughs]

[upbeat music playing]

[Ryan] Guys, I got a message.

Ah, we got a text!

-[Ryan] They say with age
comes wisdom.
-[man] Hell, yeah.

Today we're going
to put that to the test.

Ooh.

This next challenge,
we'll find out who knows more
about what women want,

younger men or older men.

-It's not even a challenge.
-[laughing]

[all cheering]

[Darren] The last thing
we want to do

is take advantage
of all our years
of experience.

Our better looks,
our money, everything else.

We don't want to crush
their fragile egos.

All right, let's see
who wins here, the young bucks
or the old dinosaurs.

So who's ready to find out

if wisdom
really does come with age?

-Oh, jeez!
-Experience, or inexperience?

Experience!

-Who's old and single?
-Yeah, whoa.

The ladies will ask
both groups
the same questions.

The team that gets
the most votes from the women
will earn one point.

The team that loses
will face a punishment
that nobody will want.

-Game on.
-All right.

[Fletcher] I ain't gonna fake
the funk about this.

Rob knows more.
I learn a lot from this man.

I've got more experience.

But you're you're
a good wingman
and you're in training.

We'll get you...

We'll get you...

What is the best sex position?

Oh.

-Ooh.
-We already know
this one, guys.

Nah, you would think--
you'd be surprised.

Huddle up.

You always gotta remember
what they would like,
not what we would like.

-Be quiet.
-Oh yeah, come around here.

Yeah, it's either missionary
or doggy.

Definitely not doggy.

You think it's just [bleep]
they're talking about?

Talking about 69
and stuff too?

[Anthony]There's certain things...

-You just don't do.
-...you just don't talk or do
in front of each other.

-You know.
-Unwritten rules.

Yeah.

Yeah,
bro's got good handwriting.

-Go, go, go, here we go!
-Hop in.

-They're taking way too long!
-Hurry up!

-Need some help?
-Go, let's go.

You women are so complex,
it takes a while.

Oh, gosh.

Okay, sons,
let's see your answer.

-Missionary.
-Missionary.

[woman] Boring!

-[makes error noise]
-[laughs]

Look at this reaction
over here!

-[makes error noise]
-[laughs]

I'm not trying to be funny,
but missionary?

I mean, are you kidding me?
Can you get any more vanilla?

Okay, team dads,
what is your answer?

The position that makes you
[bleep], times three.

[women cheer]

Hey, that's not a position!

Y'all clearly don't know
what the hell
y'all are doing over there.

We'll leave it
up to the ladies to decide
if ours is a good answer.

The dads
have years of experience.

Of course the dads know more
about sexual positions.

Agree to disagree.

You've been having sex
for what, three days?

I'm not telling you
how long I've been having sex.

-Nice try, though.
-How many positions
can you name?

Oh, God, um...

Not that many, I guess.
Doggy, missionary.

Cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl.

-Um...
-Oh, just stop.

Ok, ladies,
so who do you think
had the best answer?

DILFs.

Oh!

That's weak sauce.

That's weak sauce.

You know,
we're at a disadvantage.

We weren't around
when sex was invented.

[man groans]

Gentlemen,
how many times a week
would you want to have sex?

-She can't...
-Oh.

-How many days a week
or how many times?
-Times.

We want the women
to have the power on this.

-Yeah...
-I know, that's safe.

Let me stick with that number.

I agree.
I mean, like they did novels.
We could do novels.

Okay, dads,
how many times a week

would you want to have sex?

[together] 21.

Three times a day.

-That's weekly.
-Seven days a week.

Yo, our answer's something
that you guys
literally can't keep up with.

In fact you cannot.

[all] Oh!

The problem is,
we've already learned

you guys have no idea
what she needs.

-Yeah, yeah.
-No idea.

We know what you need
for 21 times. Viagra.

[man laughs]

Okay, sons,
what's your answer?

As much as she needs.

-[woman] Yeah!
-[man] There you go.

[man] That's more than 21.

I kind of like that answer.

Okay, ladies.

-[man] Yeah!
-Oh, come on!

Clean wipe!

That's a clean sweep
for the sons.

One point.

Next question.

Which body part on a woman
should you lick
to turn her on?

[man] Okay.

I don't know,
at this point I don't [bleep].

I'm sticking with that
for sure.

Okay, sons,
please show us your answer.

[bleep]

[laughs]

[laughing] Okay.

Oh, they called it.

They called it.
Oh my God, I'm embarrassed.

I am so embarrassed right now.

Yeah, I'm... no comment.

That's a me thing.

To the dads.
Please show us your answer.

Every inch of her.

See? Keep it clean,
keep it classy,

and it makes a point.

Get it?

-[woman] I... Yeah.
-Okay.

-[woman] Game over.
-[woman] Yeah.

[laughs]

[man] Shut up!

[man] Shocking,
I can't believe it.

You're getting this all down,
right?

[Joey] I'm trying
to stay confident right now.

But, um,
the women aren't really
too stoked about our answers.

It's kind of hard, you know,
knowing in the back of my head

that my dad
taught me what I know.

The next question is,

what is the best way
to turn women on?

-On.
-I got it.

Start with foreplay.
Now, what type of foreplay?
Specifically...

Think about
what turns them on?

[Chris] So if there's
one thing
I've learned from Barby,

is older women
want reassurance

and knowing that, okay,
I'm still good
with my partner,

we're still on the same page.
We're still solidified
in this.

[Chris]I think we got this one.

Reassurance will definitely
keep a woman in this house.

Okay, sons,
what is your answer?

Reassurance.

-Ooh.
-Ooh.

When you're broke.

Oh, my God.

[woman] Darren!

[indistinct chatter]

We don't want
the gold diggers anyway.

Wow.

Okay, DILFs.

What's your answer?

[in unison] Do all the chores,
send her on a shopping spree.

-[women cheer]
-[men laugh]

-[man laughs]
-[woman] Yeah!

We had it.
We knew we had that one.

That one was in the bag.

-Yeah!
-Yeah!

[men cheer]

[man] Sweet.

[man laughs]

That don't change nothing.

I'm gonna say, you can be
creeping around
while she's shopping.

It bothers me that Barby says
that she prefers a guy who
would let her spend her money

just because I want a woman
to see me for me

and not my bank account,
because that
always fluctuates.

But I will always stay myself
and stay consistent.

[phone buzzes]

Got a text message, everybody.

Listen up...

The winners
of this challenge are...

The DILFs.

-[cheering]
-[man] Good job, DILFs.

-All right. Good job, DILFs.
-Yeah!

[Connor]It was a little back and forth
in the very beginning,

-but then we got swept
at the end.
-Till the rope [bleep] board.

That was not my decision.

[Crystal] Young men,
as the losing team,

for your punishment,
you will have
to clean the house.

You know how I like to clean?
Throw everything away.

You're a bunch of dirty boys,
and it's time to clean up.

That's right.

[cheering]

[bleep] this. [bleep]

[Chris] After this challenge,
we're kind of starting to see
that with me and Barby,

that's a lot of [bleep]that we need to talk about.

Everybody has their own nicks,
their own little flaws.

The question is,
are you willing
to deal with that?

[Barby] I'll have to admit,
that pouting
from you guys was...

Well, I told everybody
from day one.

-I get it, I get it.
-Like, I've been saying that,

like, everybody clean up
after themselves,

that's something
I've been preaching.

And then little Miss,
little Miss...

What?

-I'm cleaning up y'all's room.
-I'm cleaning my own room.

-But, all right...
-That's not part of the thing,
you know.

Hmm.

Okay, but that's not,
I know that's not all it was.

-So...
-What?

-Uh...
-Come on.

What, love? I'm here to talk.

Something I said or did
made you upset.

Please. Huh?

It was just one of the answers
that you gave.

-What?
-It's like...

The reassurance one.
And then when you decided
that, oh no,

the correct answer
was just send you
on a shopping spree.

It wasn't just
the shopping spree,
it's cleaning,

the guy cleans
while I go and have,
like, a girl's day,

In the perfect world,
you do the chores

and I get to spend your money.

I'm a single mom
who's provided for everybody.

Yeah, you know what?
I've shopped for everybody.

I [bleep]
bought school clothes forever.

I [bleep] paid my mom's
phone bill,

paid her rent,
you know what I mean?

It's not a bad thing
that I want somebody
to take me shopping

once in a while
or clean my house.

-There was a lot of weight
on me, you know.
-Mm-hmm.

And so, yeah,
I would be lying to you

if I said to you
that I'm not at a place
in my life

where it would be nice
if somebody
could take a load off me

and let me [bleep]
relax a little bit.

Financially, and that's
kind of like where I've been

with my dating now, you know?

[Barby]I'm not sure that Chris is
even financially stable yet.

But he's showing me
a really mature side.

I appreciate the directness
and the openness

and the communication
that we have

because I have
almost never had that

with some of these guys
that make money.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

-Promise?
-Mm-hmm.

Okay.

[Chris] It rubs me
a little wrong
just because, like right now,

in this moment,
I'm not the man that's just
going to give you $5000

to go on a shopping spree.

Is that what I'm working
to become?

Oh God, yes.
And I will get there.

But I'm just not there yet.

My career, I fluctuate a lot.

So if that's what she wants,
is just somebody
to give her a credit card,

I might not be
the guy for you.

Let me see where I'm at
after this. Okay.

Loser has to make
the other person breakfast

and give them a kiss.

I feel like Christina and I
are actually
really compatible.

But I'm worried that I'm going
to become a thing of the past.

I smell the bleach
from here, boys, good job.

-Good job, good job.
-[man laughs]

You're lucky
you didn't have to pick up
dirty tampons.

[David] Gentlemen, to victory.

[all cheering]

Salud, salud.

Salud, salud.

[woman]The floor looks horrible.

Sam, just do some stuff
on the floor, babe.

-I know. You're so sweet.
-No, we need it swept
and mopped.

[laughs]

You got this, Sam.

Who the [bleep]

-Yo!
-Yeah.

I smell the bleach
from here, boys.
Good job.

-Good job. Good job.
-[men laugh]

Work with detergent.
There we go.

No, I think you just
throw those in the actual...

Yeah. Okay.

All right, start.

All right, I'll grab pink,
you grab white.

You're lucky you didn't have
to pick up dirty tampons.

[laughs]

[David]
This is gonna be so much fun.

-[David] All right.
-[Christina] Such an expert.

[Sam] In a perfect world
I wouldn't want, uh,
Christina talking to David.

But I have a lot of
really good traits, too.

And I'm not gonna let
David stop me.

I was here first
at the end of the day.

Oh, bringing out the O.G.

Here even longer than you.

I think we should play
a game out of it.

Okay,
what's going to be the game?

Well, the loser has to make

the other person breakfast.

-Okay.
-And give 'em a kiss.

[Christina] I have, you know,
this great connection
with Sam.

I think he's
an amazing person.

But there's something
about David.

David is older,
but he has, like,
a younger spirit.

So it kind of made me
feel like I was dating
a younger guy.

Even though he's in his 40s.

I would never want
to hurt Sam.

But you know, you never know
who you're gonna connect with.

I'm here to find
my forever person.

And, you know, I want
to be spending as much time
as I can here with David.

And no one else.

-Oh!
-Oh!

See, but I know
where my ball needs to be.

That was close, okay,
so you got one more.

You need to at least
put one on the board.

Have you had
this much fun golfing before?

-Never.
-Okay, that was a good answer.

[laughs]

I think I'm at a place
with Christina right now
that there's...

There's definitely a potential
for something to grow deeper.

I think she's pretty
conservative and she likes
to play it slow

and build on the connection
that we have,

and I really admire that.

It's almost just like we're,
we're just in sync.

I missed it.

Don't do it on purpose.

Did you do it purpose?

[laughs]

Have I got you figured out?

-You...
-I read you.

-[laughs]
-Scary, isn't it?

Do you want me to make one?

I'm gonna make one
if you want me to make it.

Well, I mean, I want you
to do what you...

-Damn.
-[laughs]

-So you made me?
-So I win!

[bleep]
The winner gets a kiss.

There's our kiss.

I lost, but that's okay,
I got a kiss.

I might have thrown the game
a little bit to get a kiss.

So, uh, but yeah,
I think we're vibing for sure.

I'm excited.

I got to give you a kiss.

-Okay, we can keep playing.
-Okay.

[both laugh]

You still gotta
make me breakfast.

[laughs]

She wants to be with somebody
who can give her this,

give her that,
and send her
on a shopping spree.

Made it seem as though
my reassurance wasn't [bleep].

Like it wasn't...
That's not what she wanted.

Like, I'm not making
100K a year, like...

You're a fighter.
You all know
how fighters get, baby.

Yeah, well,
if that's what you want,
I'm telling you right now

that's not got to be me
like I'm not built like that.

I think I'm personally
about to...

fall back a little bit
just to give her her space

and see how
she actually maneuvers now.

And, yeah,
as a safety mechanism,

I know that I put up walls
to make sure I don't get hurt

to make sure, you know,
my mental state is good.

I've worked so hard
on my [bleep] mental health.

I don't want to fall back
into that pattern because
I got my feelings hurt.

[Chris] If I allow somebody
into my feelings at all,

for me that's big,
and opening up,
being vulnerable

and allowing somebody
to come in

that you think
has good intentions for you,

and then all of a sudden,
just,

you realize like that,
like, maybe this ain't it.

I do believe
the more I let somebody in,
the more it's gonna hurt.

I might be a fighter,
but some things just,

they're not worth
fighting for.

I don't normally date
older men,

but you know,
Rob has a very young spirit.

I have great hopes for us.

So kids are by you, college.

Kids, college.

They're both good girls.

-Oh, you have two girls.
-Mm-hmm.

You're like this.

-[laughing] Yeah.
-[laughs]

Well, making sure
I don't lose an eyeball.

So have you ever dated someone
long distance?

I mean, out-of-country
long distance? Yes.

Oh, me too.

How far away?

England.

-Ah. I was Russia.
-Oh.

There was nothing wrong
with her.
She was much younger.

Much younger.

And then during
that same time,
I started realizing,

are they really gonna be happy
when you're 75
and they're only 50?

-Right.
-And that's...

She was 31 when I was...

...fifty-five?

How old are you now?
Now you're making me ask.

-I'm 59.
-Yeah, because you don't look
that old at all.

-Well, thank you.
-Yeah, you look good.

Your arms are nice.

Well, thank you.
Here. Hold on to it.

[laughs]

Let me get closer.

-Oh, your hands are cold.
-I know.

I'm freezing.
It's freezing out.

You should've told me.

I would have come
closer sooner.

I don't normally date
older men,

but you know,
Rob has a very young spirit.

He's very sweet,
and even though he's new
to the house,

like, I have
great hopes for us.

I'll tell you what
you want to head back in?

-Yeah.
-I need a kiss good night.

Mm.

-We'll resume this later.
-Okay.

Okay.

What is going on?

Huh?

Why are you mad?

-I'm not.
-Yes, you are.

Yes, you are.

I think Chris is blowing this
out of proportion.

He's willing to throw
everything we have away

and treat me like [bleep]
over the fact
that he lost the challenge.

So you're just gonna
shut down like this?

Okay, well, I'll [bleep]
go home tonight too then,
like Lannette.

[Barby crying]

I don't think I can deal
with how Chris
is treating me right now.

Good communication
is something I've never had

in any relationship
in my entire life.

And I'm realizing I can't

invest my time and my feelings
in somebody
who's being so dismissive.

I'm stretched physically,
I'm stretched emotionally,
mentally,

I don't [bleep] care.

[sobbing]
I can't deal with this.

The fact that Chris
is being so dismissive,
it makes me feel angry.

One minute you're telling me
you're into me,

and then the next minute
you can't even look me
in the face.

It was very hurtful.

[bleep]
He won't even talk to me.

I'm just done.
I don't want to be here.

[sobs]

This isn't me.

This is not my life.

[sobs]

♪ Lights go down
Curtain closes ♪

This is why Lannette left.

I don't open up either.

I've let myself be vulnerable.

This is not
how I deserve to be treated.

He's emotionally immature.

I don't ice him like that.

I don't ice him like that.

[sobs]

I don't treat him like that.

I showed him so much love.

[sobbing]
More love than I have
anyone in a long time.

I should have never
had sex with him.

[sobs]

Why did I do this?

[sobs]

♪ Lights go down
Curtain closes ♪

I can't deal with this.

♪ Is this how
the world ends? ♪

[Barby] I'm going home.

It's a new thing every day.

[woman] Something's brewing.

[man] What have we got here?

[man]
Oh my God, it's your daughter.

Oh, my God.

-Auntie.
-[woman squeals]

-This is Darren.
-Hi, Darren.

Right now is my only chance
at a first impression.

Okay. So how old is this baby
over here?

-I'm 28.
-Twenty-eight?

My past relationships,
you have been like

one of the best coaches
for me.

Get to know Stacy.

And let him know
you don't [bleep]
with my sister, and that's it.

Look who I got, Joey!

All your mother's been saying,
my son reminds me of your son.

-That's why
I had to go out with him.
-Mm-hmm.

-We can talk about this
another time.
-We will. Yeah, we will.

One more thing, Joey.

Let him know
you kissed his mother.

So this is out of the way.

-All right. [laughs]
-We'll move on.

-You're fake as [bleep].
-I'm fake?

-You can't even look at me
when I talk to you.
-'Cause you're weird.

You're up here. I'm weird?

This is, like, too much.

Happy [bleep]
birthday, psycho!

[Barby]
I know it's not your day,
it's hard for you.

Process.