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[Rebecca] They don't know what they're in for.

-[Shauna] They don't. -[Rebecca] We're coming to get them.

-[Shauna] Yes. -[Rebecca] Here we come.

-[Shauna] We're here. -[Rebecca] Woo!

[chuckles]

What in the world?

Wow.

My name is Rebecca. I'm 48 years old.

My name is Shauna. I'm 44.

Shauna is [bleep].

That girl is a woman.

[Kelle] Last night, I have the two hottest guys

in the house interested in me.

But now that the new girls just came in,

Connor and Joey are like literally drooling

on the floor.

You have really pretty eyes, by the way.

-Oh, thank you. So do you. -[Connor] Thank you.

When I first walk in, definitely Anthony

was a great first impression.

But that's when I see Connor, I'm like... [gasps]

-[Shauna] Lost. -I know. [laughs]

Lost for the sauce.

[Stacy] Looking good, smelling good.

-What's going on with you, Chicago? -Thank you.

Girl, look at... Look at this [bleep].

Look at this [bleep].

[laughs] Oh, we're gonna have some problems, folks.

Oh, my God.

Are you kidding me?

-Look how beautiful you look. -[laughs]

[Lannette] He's such an authentic, loving guy

and he makes me feel safe.

[moans]

Congratulations, Anthony and Joey.

[cheers and applause]

Now, take a moment to decide

which two lucky ladies

you wanna take on a date tonight?

My choice for my date is going to be Shauna.

-[cheers and applause] -[Anthony] All right.

And I'm gonna take Rebecca.

-[cheers and applause] -[man] All right.

-[Joey] You guys have so much fun. -[Anthony] All right.

[Lannette] There was absolutely an expectation

that if he won this challenge,

he would want to spend time with me.

I'm not good enough. I'm not pretty enough.

I'm not thin enough.

I'm not successful enough.

I'm not enough.

[upbeat music playing]

[Lannette] Why am I putting myself through this?

Yeah.

Anthony and Joey won the challenge.

Now, Anthony is on a date with Rebecca

and, of course, Lannette feels like crap.

That's [bleep] up.

We're only reacting naturally to the things

that we have experienced

-with men. Yeah. -That we've learned.

A man with a penis will do what a man with a penis does.

He will... [makes radar sounds]

It's a radar. [makes radar sounds]

We're not crazy.

We're not irrational.

-We're having-- -We might be crazy.

Well, that's true.

And I'm definitely not regulated most of the time.

[laughter]

[upbeat music playing]

[Anthony] What are we gettin' involved in now?

[Rebecca] I know. What's happening?

Anthony and Joey chose Shauna and me.

Yay!

And I am so excited

I get to go on a date on my first night.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, my God. I love it.

Anthony, he's the cook.

He's Italian.

He's fit, good personality.

[Joey] Oh, I'm looking at paint.

-I see paint. -[Rebecca] I love it.

Oh, my God.

And I can't wait to see where it goes.

I'm so excited.

"Welcome to your double date.

You are all about to unleash your creativity

and connect with one another on a whole new level,

through the art of body painting."

-Wow. -Hmm.

I'm starting to get nervous again

'cause I'm starting to get flashbacks

of tantric yoga

and it's starting to flow back

into my thought process.

So I was planning an escape route

right out of this date

because I cannot be rolling around

-with my dad again. -No.

-No. -No. It wasn't gonna happen.

-"Go get changed... -[Rebecca] We use

-our body parts to paint. -into provided the clothes.

-[Anthony] Oh, my God. -And time to use

-your bodies for art. Enjoy." -This is exciting.

-All right. -I love it.

Oh, my... You ever do

-anything like this? -No.

-I've never done it. -This is a new date.

I was like excited about it.

Especially that you were on your own section

and I was on my own section.

It was a little uncomfortable, but we're like,

"You're focused on your canvas

and I'm focused on my canvas."

-Yeah. -Yeah. That's all.

[singer]♪ You've been so down ♪

♪ All up in your song ♪

♪ For way too long ♪

[Connor] Look at all this.

[Kelle] Wow.

I know. We got it all set up.

[Kelle] I love this. Thanks.

[Connor] So let's get to know

each other a little bit better

-and enjoy some snacks. -[Kelle] Okay.

Perfect.

I can't tell if Joey has a thing for me or not.

We were just making out last night,

and this new girl comes in,

and he all the sudden wants to take her on a date,

like I'm like chopped liver or something.

So now that Connor is here,

like I'm moving on.

Sorry, babe.

So what made you like come back

for a second time?

The first time,

-I went there with my son. -[Connor] Yeah.

[Kelle] I was like, "You know what? I wanna see

if there's a connection," and there was.

And then nothing really happened outside the house.

So I have been single

and I am in such an amazing place.

It's like I'm ready

-to have a partner. -Yeah.

And I'm drawn to younger men...

-[Connor] Yeah. -because they have a young spirit.

-[Connor] Yeah. For sure. -They like to have fun.

And I'm just like... I'm attracted to energy.

I'm not just attracted by someone's looks.

So you weren't just attracted by me

-showing up on the Jet Ski? -I mean, you're super-hot,

so... I'm not gonna lie.

The initial attraction was there.

Your eye contact. Your energy.

You have a lot of amazing things

going for you, for sure.

Yeah?

I'm here because I wanna find love.

Kelle definitely is attractive

and she's got good energy.

I'm a big believer in just energies.

I think energies attract

and I think that we could have a good time.

So like who...

If you could like describe yourself,

like who are you?

I feel like a dreamer

would be like a perfect way to put it

because I just wanna help the world

like become a better place.

Mmm-hmm.

Like more on the health side

just because that's my calling.

Like that's what I'm good at.

That's what I know how to do.

I love that. That's amazing.

I do like these Reese's though.

-Well, eat away. -Oh, yeah.

[Kelle] Connor's confidence is so sexy.

It makes him look so mature.

And he's so [bleep] hot.

Hello?

[singer vocalizing]

I feel like this could go somewhere.

I like the confidence,

the positivity that you bring to the house for us

is like... It's dope.

Aw, thank you.

I'm glad you see that.

[Connor] Yeah. For sure.

[singer vocalizing]

Can I do a shot off you?

-Yes. -Okay. Lay down.

"Say no more," he says.

The [bleep] kind of question was that?

Of course, you can.

[Barby] When I tell you I did not see the connection

with Chris coming, I am being for real.

Like that just knocked me off my feet.

I just--

And, luckily, I cleaned this counter

so I know that we're good.

All right, baby, go for it.

[laughs]

[Barby] I ruled out Chris in the beginning

'cause I just thought he was a type,

but then I'm starting to realize

he's very much my type.

[Chris] I want a shot.

It feels great to be treated nicely by somebody

who's aesthetically just gorgeous.

Give me a kiss.

Give me a kiss.

Who has a sense of humor just like me.

I love us.

Oh, there's another one.

[Barby chuckles]

[upbeat music playing]

[Anthony] Are you excited?

I'm puttin' my hair up for this one.

What color do you want?

Um, you choose.

Blue? Give me a kiss first. Come on.

Mwah.

[Anthony] I like Rebecca.

She is hot and bubbly and fun.

Close your lips.

Pucker up. Look at me.

And I feel bad for Lannette.

-[chuckles] -I love it. I love it.

[Anthony]We have a strong connection,

but let's see what else is out there.

Joe, don't look... Don't look over here, all right?

-[Shauna] I'm making the design now. -[Joey] You do your thing.

Ooh, that looks like a kiss.

-That's a good one. -So you gotta open your mouth.

-Get as intricate as you want. -Okay.

[Anthony] Joey, you hear me? Don't look over here.

[Joey] Hey, I'm not even listening

to what you're saying right now, so...

Do your... Do your thing.

Oh, yeah, you're looking like...

[Anthony] Oh, that's a good one.

[Rebecca] That's a good one.

How about your bathing suit? Like this.

I never painted on somebody's body.

-Did you ever? -I haven't.

And I much rather would have done it

without him there.

[Anthony] All right, let me put my initials on your ass.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Put your initials... [laughs]

Claim it.

-Claim that booty. -That's it. You're mine now.

-[Joey] Oh, I'm not looking over. -[Anthony] Yeah.

It's like a horse race and the horse has blinders on.

Like you just... You can't look too far right,

too far left. You just gotta do your thing.

Was I... Why? Was I that bad?

Yeah.

This thing's crazy, you know?

Yeah. This is really cool.

-It's-- -[Anthony] Ready? All right.

-[Rebecca laughs] -[bleep] wait.

-My legs. Let's turn over. -[Rebecca] Let's see.

I'm rolling.

I'm rolling. I'm rolling.

-[Anthony] Let's go, shall we? -[laughs]

[Anthony] Take a look at this.

[Joey] I think it would be absolutely great

if my father wasn't next to me.

-Yeah. I'm sorry, Joe. -It's okay.

You have to do a little therapy

about that session.

I already booked the appointment.

[chuckles]

All right.

-Let's see if it look good. -[Shauna] Ooh.

[Joey] Okay. Okay.

-[Shauna] That's good. -[Joey] All right.

[Shauna] Okay. What are we gonna do with this?

-That's pretty cool. -I like that. All right.

-Wanna do some splatters? -Splat... Oh, my.

Yes!

[Shauna] Me being a artist, teaching all the time,

this date is totally up my alley.

What is that tattoo?

A cross. My dad's name.

That's awesome.

And my dad was an artist.

I would watch him

when I was younger sketching pictures.

You know, just watch him do marker art.

Now, we gotta do our handprints.

Yeah. Give me your hand. I'm gonna do your hand.

[Shauna] But then, you know, when I was seven,

he passed away, and I started doing art.

So art is my passion.

-Bang. Yeah. -[Shauna] Woo!

Yeah.

[Shauna] I'm really liking Joey's vibe.

He's such a gentleman.

So respectful.

I've never done this before. You?

-Uh-uh. No. -Uh-uh.

-I'm having a good time. -I am too.

Very creative.

He's getting so into it

and trying to support my artistic side, you know?

I'm trying to make a big heart.

-Go ahead. -And I want you to lay down.

What... Okay.

In the same spot that you were, kind of?

-Yup. -All right. Copy.

Yeah, it was a great date.

You look good with paint all over you.

-There you go. [chuckling] -Okay.

[upbeat music playing]

[Lannette] So we got Miss Confused over here.

-Christina is confused. -Yeah.

What are you confused about?

Sam and David.

-[Lannette] New guy. -[Crystal] Oh.

Are you making a connection with Dave?

-[Christina] Yeah. -You are? Okay.

-I mean, he's a nice guy. -But, I mean, I...

But I don't know him as long

as I've known Sam either...

-[Crystal] Okay. So you-- -in all fairness.

But I also get the confusion

of Sam being younger

and Uncle David like having a career.

More age appropriate.

[Barby] Yeah. Age appropriate.

And also he's established.

[Lannette] The other side of that is

you got somebody to take care of you

when you're old 'cause they're still young.

Yeah.

[Christina] Those are things that I was weigh-- actually, weighing out last night.

[Barby] Mmm-hmm.

I'm still on the fence with, you know, Sam and David.

I think, you know, Sam has his qualities.

Obviously, physically, I'm attracted to him.

And he's an old soul.

You know, very competitive, which I love.

You know, we just... We have that energy.

And then David, obviously very good-looking.

You know, he's very mature.

And he's very successful and established

and, you know, he's got a lot

of great qualities too.

So this is turning into a love triangle here.

Okay. So woman to woman,

you know which one you want.

[Lannette] Exactly. Which one?

-No, I really don't. -[Crystal] You don't?

-So you don't have that... -Really?

[Crystal] You... Come on now.

I think David is Christina's type.

I can just tell by the sparkle in her eye.

And I feel like Sam is just like, "[bleep],

you know, I'm done for."

-That was crazy. -Hey, now.

-Hey now. -[man] Oh, wow.

-Oh, my goodness. -[Rebecca] Right?

We did body painting.

So they brought... You painted yourself

and then... And then you rolled around

-on top of the canvas. -We made a cool canvas.

[Anthony] It's like art.

They're such great guys.

It was fun being on a date with them.

It was a good opportunity

to kind of like get to know each other and...

Roll around in paint.

It was kind of uncomfortable

with his dad right there, you know?

Oh, you were uncomfortable?

-'Cause I couldn't tell. -[laughs]

Hey, partner. [laughs]

[Joey] Are you going in the hot tub?

-Dad? -[Anthony] Huh? Yeah.

-Yeah. -[Joey] You are?

Are we gonna rinse off so we can go in the hot tub?

[Shauna] Yes. Let's do it.

[Lannette] I am not cool with this at all.

Anthony's big thing is respect,

but it's not very respectful

to come in bright-eyed and bushy-tailed

and excited about their date.

I need to talk to him.

I need to know what the deal is

and where this is going, for sure.

-You got a minute? -Yeah.

[Anthony] The minute I walk through the door,

I could tell Lannette is not happy.

You trust me?

Till you give me a reason not to.

So it's either you or nobody.

Right.

You're the prettiest girls here,

so they're all like threatened by you.

[Joey] I know my dad is having a good time right now,

but don't like entertain two at the same time.

[upbeat music playing]

[Anthony] Let's go in the hot tub.

[Rebecca laughs]

I think we're jumping in the hot tub.

Well, we gotta... We gotta get this off of us, you know?

[Rebecca] All right. Off we go.

[chuckles]

[Anthony] You, um...

-You got a minute? -Yeah.

[exhales]

The minute I walked through the door,

I could tell Lannette is not happy.

Earlier, Rebecca and I were on a date.

It was very...

I wouldn't say erotic,

but it was passionate.

But, yeah, Lannette and I have this great connection

and it hurts me to see her upset.

I gotta talk to her to clear the air.

I just, um...

You trust me?

Till you give me a reason not to.

You know, I'm still...

I'm meet... We're here to meet people.

I'm not here to meet anybody else.

I'm not.

Like I am not vibing with anybody else.

I'm not interested in anybody else.

So it's either you or nobody.

I'm puttin' all my eggs in one basket.

And I don't normally do that.

-Right. -Do you know what I'm saying?

I get it. Yeah.

I just, um...

Are you cool with like trying to figure this out?

I don't wanna stop things with you.

I have this feeling for you.

Like I... Like I legit have something.

Oh.

[Anthony] And then, you know,

I met you first and I have a connection.

And then, you know, I met her.

And the Italian in me that feels guilty doing that,

you know, you just get like...

But, anyway, forget about that.

I just don't wanna just be like...

I don't wanna end it.

-Yeah. We'll still hang out. -[Anthony] Yes?

I mean, you make a veggie pizza,

-we're gonna have a problem. -[laughs]

[Lannette]I honestly don't know

if Anthony is just telling me what I want to hear

or what he thinks I want to hear

or maybe I'm just hearing what I want to hear.

I don't know.

I mean, I'm not normally

so trusting or vulnerable

because I've been hurt too many times.

But with Anthony, it's just different.

I've never really felt this way

about somebody like this so quickly,

and it's a whole new perspective on men.

Good. I'm glad we had this talk.

-Go take a shower. -Okay. Thank you.

I feel gross.

[laughs]

Get out of here.

[upbeat music playing]

Darren and I have been getting to know one another

and it's definitely a strong connection.

But so far, we have not kissed

or progressed to the next level,

so I planned something very special for him,

a night together,

because I really want him to kiss me.

[woman] Wow.

[Darren] Uh-oh. Hi.

-[woman 1] You look nice. -[woman 2] Wow.

-[Darren] Look at you. -[Crystal] That's a sign. You better get over there.

[Darren] Look at you, looking at me, looking at you.

[woman] Gorgeous.

Would you like me to get up?

[Kelly] Yes, please.

I'm gonna take my exit, people.

-[woman] Bye. -[man] Take care of business, Kel-Kel.

I don't even need the crutches right now.

I got a third leg.

[man] Yes, sir.

[Sam] So awkward. That's not appropriate.

Well, I'm never going to, in front of my parents,

children, whatever I have, I'm never gonna go,

"Oh, yeah, don't worry, I got a third leg."

You've never said anything

in front of myself or your mother

that you wish you had never said.

I didn't say that, but I definitely I wasn't talking

about a third appendage.

[chuckles]

[Kelly] Ah, that feels so good.

This is exactly how you and I like it,

-just you and I. -Yes.

And I don't want you to hold back.

Where we are in our life,

the challenges and the adversities

in the past,

I believe that they were all set up

to where we need to be today.

And, for me, I've done many firsts already with you,

and I want to continue to do

many firsts with you.

-I feel safe. -[Darren] Mmm-hmm.

-Yeah. -That touches me deeply

-that you said that. -[Kelly] Yeah.

[Darren] I know we've connected,

I know we've talked,

but this is...

Sorry.

It makes me emotional,

very emotional.

Um...

I've had myself closed off for a long time.

And I made sure I was there ready to build walls

if someone got too close

because I didn't wanna get hurt.

[Kelly] Mmm-hmm.

But I had decided a little while back

that I was not gonna put up those walls anymore.

And when I woke up this morning,

you were the first thing on my mind.

[Kelly] Aww.

Um, yeah.

I just... I don't...

I wasn't prepared for this.

-Thank you. -[Darren] Oh, baby.

The bath was a perfect way

for us to connect.

Darren and I actually finally kissed.

Life is about taking chances

and I believe that he was worth

taking the chance.

-[Rebecca] Woo. -Woo.

[toasts in foreign language]

-[Shauna] Cheers. -[Rebecca speaking in foreign language]

-[Anthony] Good first day. -[Rebecca] Yes.

-That was awesome. -[Joey] Great first day, yeah.

[Rebecca] Great date.

[Joey] I'm digging Shauna for sure right now.

She's a beautiful and confident woman.

And I take it as a compliment

when someone like that is into me,

so I'm happy about it.

[Anthony] So what's your opinion

of the people here so far?

The two of us are kind of like,

"Oh, those are the two new girls?"

So they're kind of like... Kind of...

"We are like not dealing with them," or something.

They feel threatened by you.

And plus, you're the prettiest girls here,

so they're all like,

-"What's this?" -[Rebecca] Oh, thank you, Anthony.

[Joey] My dad and Lannette have a thing going on.

They're both super into each other.

And, um, I think Lannette's better for my dad.

And I say that because Lannette is very pure,

she has a very good heart,

and she loves everyone.

Um, and I think Rebecca

is a little more like stuck in her 20s.

- Gracias, or grazie. -[Anthony] Finito?

-[chuckles] Finito. -Finito?

-Okay. -[Rebecca] You can tell,

you're like a sincere,

like, just loving, like, family guy.

[Joey] But, uh, she's definitely hot,

and I know my dad's having a good time right now.

I got all your moves already.

I'm starting to figure you out.

Great. Exactly.

[Joey] So, I would say, look, do your thing, move on,

make new connections, but don't, like...

I wouldn't entertain two at the same time.

I don't think these girls are okay with that.

[laughter]

[singer]♪ I want you back in my house, my love ♪

♪ And I hope you're like a flower ♪

♪ It's colorful, oh-wo-oh ♪

[cell phone chimes, vibrates]

Listen up, everybody. I got a text message.

[all] Yeah.

Woo.

[Crystal] So it's time for our next challenge.

Girls, there is an incredibly romantic solo date

-on the line today. -[all] Ooh.

[Crystal] You definitely don't wanna miss this one, okay?

Gentlemen, for this challenge,

you'll need to change into the sexiest

pair of underwear you own.

-[woman] Ooh-la-la. -[cheering and applause]

[Anthony] I think I got a pair of thongs.

[laughs]

[Barby] I would love to win this challenge

so we can get out of the house

and go on a date.

Our connection is very real and strong.

And, obviously,

I've seen a side of Chris that's very goofy,

but I would hope that in time with him,

I would be able to see another layer of him.

So, you know, I'm trying to slowly peel his onion.

When everybody's ready, head out to the backyard.

-[Stacy] Yeah. -All right.

-[woman] All right. -[man shouts indistinctly]

Sexy pair of underwear.

[upbeat music playing]

[excited cheering]

[woman] Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo.

Let's go.

-Let's go. -Let's go.

-Let's go. -[Stacy] Yeah.

What we got going on here today?

-[man] Darren, you look sharp. -Thank you, sir.

[woman 1] Oh, there's peaches on there.

[woman 2] What is that?

[April] This is a glory hole.

[Connor] Holy [bleep], actually. It is a glory hole.

[chuckles]

I hope that these men

have to put their junk in the hole

and all of us are gonna have to guess whose junk it is.

[Stacy] Oh, we got blindfolds.

Oh, my God.

Whoa.

And I hope there's tape measures

because, well, also it's very cold outside today, so...

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Who's ready for your next challenge?

-[all] Woo! -Yeah.

[Darren] I will be your host.

And since I can't stand very long,

I will not be participating.

That said, women are known to have excellent intuition,

and for today's challenge,

we will be putting that to the test.

Ooh.

At the start of the challenge,

the men will get behind the wall,

drop trou...

[Lannette] "Drop trou."

[laughter]

...and stick their...

butts through the holes.

[woman 2] What?

[woman 3] Oh.

[woman 4] Yeah.

[Darren] Drop these, boys.

[Chris] Come on, let's go. [chuckles]

[Connor] You got some air flow back there.

[Barby] Oh, man, that is one hairy one.

That's a plumper.

Uh, these are all...

You guys all do a great job on your asses.

There's a lot of suspense involved on our side

of like what exactly are they gonna do?

[Crystal] Barby, [bleep] that ass.

[Lannette] Go get in there, girl.

[suspense music playing]

Ladies, you will have to use all five of your senses

to help identify whose butt belongs to who.

-All five? -[woman] Five?

[man] Five senses?

I'm not sniffing booty.

-Ooh. -[laughing]

The woman who correctly identifies the most butts

will win today's cheeky challenge.

-Yeah. -[Darren] And, ladies,

you will really want to win

because there's a super romantic solo date on the line.

Steak and lobster?

[laughter]

I really, really wanna win.

I wanna get a chance to go out with Stacy

because at this point, it's like I'm just itching

to get him alone

so we can talk

and we can make a stronger connection.

And maybe he can see something in me

in a more private setting than he has in the house.

[Darren] Gentlemen, get behind the wall

and assume the position.

[woman laughs]

-Woo. -Yeah.

-[man 1] Oh, let's get it, baby. -[man 2] Yeah.

Ladies, as you identify each butt,

you will write that name on the peach.

When you're not playing,

you'll be wearing these blindfolds.

-Yeah. -All right.

[woman 1] Woo!

[woman 2] That's tight.

[Christina] Oh, my God, my ponytail.

I can't see [bleep].

All right. We ready?

-I'm good. -We goin'?

[Darren] Drop these, boys.

[Chris] Come on, let's go.

[Stacy] Go ahead and assume position.

[Connor] You got some air flow back there.

Chris got the whole breeze.

Oh, wee, baby.

Ladies, when I call your name,

you may remove your blindfold.

-Rebecca. -[all] Ooh.

Oh, my God. I feel blind.

I would love to win this challenge

because I already went on a date with Anthony,

but I figured this would be like something new to win

to go on a date with Connor

because I'm so attracted to him.

I feel like he would be my next interest,

and I wanna get to know him.

Oh, the pickles.

Ooh, that's a nice one.

Okay. Whose is that?

I like that one.

[Darren] When you think you know whose butt it is,

write that name on the peach above that hole.

-All right. -[bell dings]

Ooh. This one's good too.

They are good.

Mmm-hmm. I might have to bite this one.

[laughs] Oh, sorry.

[laughs]

[Connor] Having my butt

coming through a hole with my uncle

was something that I've never thought of doing in my life.

So, uh, it was definitely... different.

[David]There was a lot of suspense involved on our side

of like what exactly are they gonna do?

-This is a biter. -[David] Yeah, this is a biter.

-[chuckles] -So, it was a little awkward.

Yeah. Oh, 100%.

-[laughs] -I was like, yeah.

Woo!

That's a good one. The... These are all good.

Oh, my God. [laughs]

I know I have a nice butt.

I mean, my butt is... that thing jiggles.

You know, I know how to shake it,

and, uh, it's definitely fun.

-Okay. -[buzzer buzzes]

Oh, man.

[laughs] That is one hairy one.

[laughs] That's a hairy koolie,

but it's still firm.

[buzzer buzzes]

Okay. This one,

it's a little bit smaller.

I don't really... I don't like my butt grabbed, number one.

But I know Rebecca and Kelly

are gonna compete to grab my ass.

But you... I don't really know where's it's gonna go.

That's a plumper.

[laughs]

[buzzer buzzes]

[Rebecca] You guys all do a great job on your asses.

Wait. Who am I missing?

[buzzer buzzes]

It's gonna be a tough game to win

because there's a lot of hard asses, so...

Lannette.

-Yeah. -[woman 1] Go, girl.

-[woman 2] Come on, Lannette. -Let's go, Lannette.

[Lannette]I wanna win this challenge

because I wanna go on a date with Anthony.

And I'm thinking maybe if we spend some more time together,

we can decide if there's a real connection here or not.

Holy [bleep].

[buzzer buzzes]

[Lannette] Connor, Stacy, Tony, Anthony.

This is gotta be him.

I can't tell. They all look the same.

-[buzzer buzzes] -Really?

That's who you think that butt belongs to?

I know exactly which butt up there belongs to my son,

because he has Black at booty.

[Sam] It wasn't the pickles that gave it away?

This poor young man

couldn't wear jeans in high school

because his booty was too big.

He had to wear sweatpants every day.

And our next contestant is Kelly Mac.

[cheering and applause]

Let's stretch Kelly out of her comfort zone.

Forgive me.

-[woman] "Forgive me." -[laughter]

I come from a very traditional

and conservative background,

but who cares?

This one's a youthful butt.

This one is really hairy.

Thank you, baby.

This one has to be that.

[bell dings]

And this is a nice firm butt.

All right.

[Darren] To watch Kelly Mac

feeling up my son's butt,

it was a little strange.

I think I pulled back a little bit

from some of commentary when it came to...

When she was touching your butt.

So, I don't need to ever see it again.

Christina, you are up.

[cheering and applause]

[Christina] There's some hot buns out there.

I think, you know, both Sam and David

are definitely up there in the category

of, uh, you know, some hot buns.

This is firm as hell, whoever's ass this is.

-[laughter] -[Christina] This is a firm ass.

[bell dings]

Whoa! [bleep].

[laughs]

Oh, I'm tickling him.

I'm so sorry.

[Joey] I'm a ticklish guy.

So when girls got those long-ass nails

and they're like rubbing over my silk bottom, it...

It's ticklish.

[Christina] They are juicy... This one's juicy.

Wait, I know this butt.

[Darren] Feel that butt. Pinch it.

I think it might be...

Joey. [laughs]

Payback's a bitch, Joey.

I'm gonna bruise your ass just like you bruised mine.

[Christina laughs]

Oh, that's just not nice.

[Joey]You just blew it, Christina.

You just blew your best shot you had.

No one can bite ass like I can.

[bleep].

And our next contestant is...

Kelle Mortensen.

[cheering and applause]

[Kelle]I need to win this challenge

because I need some alone time with Connor

away from Rebecca,

so she can't just like keep flaunting all her assets.

What the hell?

Oh, this one here is a little kinky.

This is leather here.

[laughs] Some BDSM.

A little bit kinky.

You know, hearing Shauna talk about my dad's butt

is kind of throwing me off a little bit.

Yeah, it wasn't, uh, my proudest moment

having my butt in a hole,

especially in front of my son.

[Darren] The woman who performed the best today is...

[upbeat music playing]

[Darren] And our next contestant up is Shauna.

-[cheering and applause] -[woman] Yeah, Shauna.

Go, sis. Go, Shauna.

[women chanting] Go, Shauna.

Uh, yeah, I wouldn't mind Crystal

or Shauna rubbing my butt.

Yeah. [laughs]

Okay. This one is big here.

-Okay. -[laughter]

[Shauna] Nice apple.

Ooh.

There was a lot of firm butts in this lineup.

These men are working out.

Oh, this one here is a little kinky.

This is leather here.

[laughs]

[Joey]You know, hearing Shauna

talk about my dad's butt

is kind of throwing me off a little bit.

Yeah, it wasn't, uh, my proudest moment

having my butt in a hole.

[Shauna] Some BDSM.

A little bit kinky.

[Anthony] Especially in front of my son.

It's like crazy.

[Darren] Next up is Crystal.

[cheering and applause]

I don't think me and Stacy are moving at the pace

that we need to be moving.

So I really wanna win this challenge

because, now Shauna's here,

and I think that he might be

a little bit interested in her.

I wanna get him alone so I could kind of

dissect his feelings and see how he feels about me,

and maybe how he may feel about her

being in the house now.

Oh, gosh.

[laughs]

I'm trying to think of who this is.

These are some nice butts for real.

[woman] They're nice butts, right?

[Crystal] Oh, wow.

[laughs]

Come on, hurry up.

Let's write a name down.

[laughs]

Crystal was probably the most handsy of them all.

[laughter]

She stayed the longest.

[Crystal] This is a hard butt.

This butt is hard.

-[woman 1] Got it. -[woman 2] Yeah, girl.

-[buzzer buzzes] -[woman 3] Girl.

-Nicely done. -Okay.

I don't know if I want your hands touch me after all that.

[laughter]

And our next contestant is...

Kelle Mortensen.

[cheering and applause]

Number five is moving that booty, wow.

What the hell? [laughs]

I need to win this challenge

because I need some alone time with Connor

away from Rebecca

so she can't just like keep flaunting all her assets.

Okay.

Hmm.

Ooh, I think I know who this is.

-[bell dings] -[Kelle] Very firm.

Hmm, this is super hairy.

Wow.

Scratch and sniff?

[laughs] It smells fresh.

[buzzer buzzes]

Barby.

[cheering and applause]

[David] Last one, you guys.

-Let's go. -[woman 1] Come on, Barby.

-[Darren] Come here, Barby. -Wait, what?

[Crystal] Barby, [bleep] that ass.

[Lannette] Go get in there, girl.

[laughter]

Is... Are these even real?

Yeah, okay, they are. Hold on.

This one's asking for attention.

There's some juicy booties in these seven holes,

and I think it's gonna be a lot tougher than I thought.

I feel like this one's, like...

It's a playful butt. That's a playful butt.

-[Darren] That's a playful butt? -[bell dings]

[Barby] Yeah.

[woman] Girl.

I know my man's ass when I see it.

Oh.

I'm just hoping that's not my thong he's wearing.

Here's a little kissy.

Hey, now we're even.

[Darren] Okay, ladies. Let's take those masks off.

-Yeah. -Finally.

Wow.

Can't see.

[Darren] Butt hole number one,

please reveal your second best asset.

-Ahh. -[Barby] No way.

I didn't get that right.

He was the pickle one.

Oh, God, Jesus.

I thought I knew his butt a bit.

I mean, it was a good-sized ass

and I just thought Sam had a smaller tush, smaller tush.

[Darren] And butt hole number two.

[all] Oh.

[indistinct chatter]

Camouflage in Texas, they go hand in hand.

I bit it. [laughs]

[Darren] Butt hole number three.

-Well, I didn't get that one. -[Crystal] No.

No.

[Darren] Butt hole number four.

Surprise.

[cheering and applause]

How're we doing, ladies?

-I knew it. -[all] Yeah.

[Darren] Butt hole number five.

-Butt hole number six. -[all] Yeah.

Damn, you had the biggest one?

[giggles]

[Darren] And butt hole number seven.

Let's see that leather daddy.

-[indistinct] -[laughter]

I think I was most surprised to see Anthony's butt.

Listen, I'm into BDSM

and he comes out in the leather.

Damn, that's hot. Yeah.

It's time to find out which woman

correctly identified the most butts

to win a super-romantic solo date.

[Crystal] I really, really wanna win this

because I wanna go out with Stacy.

[Lannette]Anthony is the only guy I'm interested in,

so I'm very nervous.

I should be having the opportunity to go out

and spend more time with Anthony,

not Rebecca.

I've gotta win.

We're gonna hit the steam room.

-I'm coming. -Yeah?

-What do I wear? -[David] As little as possible.

-Perfect. -Nothing.

Rebecca is what we call thirsty.

Having the best night of her life.

Between the two hotties.

I'm like, "Bitch, you need to like step off."

[David] All right, all right.

Actually, you better run.

[upbeat music playing]

[Darren] All right, everyone.

The woman who correctly identified

the most butts is...

Barby.

[cheering and applause]

[Lannette laughing]

I realized today that I'm a butthole girl, so...

I'm a butthole girl.

Give that girl a kiss for picking you.

-[woman] Yes. -Give that girl a kiss.

[cheering and applause]

I didn't win the challenge, so I gotta figure out

another way to get Stacy's attention

because it can definitely not be on to Shauna.

Let's go on inside, everyone.

Great job.

-[Stacy] Cooking tonight? -[Anthony] Yeah, for me and Lannette.

[Stacy] I need more hot sauce.

The sauce is here.

[Anthony]I feel bad for Lannette,

so I'm gonna make a little dinner tonight,

make a little chicken dinner, you know?

See how she's doing.

I wanna make sure that Lannette knows

that I still have feelings for her.

It's a good idea.

[Anthony speaking]

-[Lannette] Oh, what is that? -[Anthony] One for you, one for me.

I'm a gentleman. What can I say?

I wanna do the right thing, you know?

I don't blame you.

Put a chair there.

[Lannette] Oh, thank you, babe.

Is there Chateau here?

Are you gonna eat something?

Aw, what is this?

[Anthony] This is chicken with hot sauce and lime.

-Mmm-hmm. -[Christina] Hot sauce?

Oh, God. It's... And I'm normally not a hot sauce fan.

[speaks in foreign language]

[Rebecca] The workout boys.

The workout boys.

-[David] We're gonna hit the steam room in a little bit. -[Rebecca] Where's that?

Don't worry about it, okay? We'll show you.

-Yeah. -Can I go to the steam room?

-Yeah. -I'm coming.

-Yeah? You wanna join? -All right. What do I wear?

[laughter]

Um, as little as possible.

-Perfect. -Uh, nothing.

-Let's go. -[laughter]

-All right. -Okay. I'm gonna hold you to that.

Seriously? I'm ready. Where's the steam room?

No, I'm not talking about the steam room.

-The hot tub? -I'm talking about the clothing.

-Okay. -No, I'm just kidding.

No, it's fine.

I came prepared.

-[laughs] -[Connor] Yeah.

[Christina]What the hell is going on?

Rebecca is kind of crossing the line.

Uh, you know, me and Kelle

have formed these connections with David and Connor.

I'm a girl's girl and I would never

disrespect other women like that.

-And then we'll go-- -Let's go.

Like, I wanna do that now.

All right. I love it.

Like, girl, like...

[Anthony] You wanna eat?

Chicken with a little lemon.

[Rebecca] Chicken with lemon?

-And a little hot sauce. -[Rebecca] Ooh, I love it.

-Yeah, it's good. -[Rebecca] Yes.

[tense music playing]

Sit over there in a second.

-Hmm? -You wanna just like sit over there?

You want me to sit over there?

-Yeah, one second. -Okay.

[Sam]Anthony, he's been building a relationship with Lannette.

They seemed very close.

But also seems to have a thing for Rebecca.

He does seem to be attracted to Rebecca.

Mmm.

Where's the hot sauce? You put it back?

[Darren]And basically, Anthony's trying to put together,

not a double date, but one date

with two different women in the house.

[Sam] When you do something like that,

you're asking for trouble.

[Lannette] Mmm.

Yum, that was really good.

Thank you.

I mean, I don't enjoy the fact

that he's got a Plan A and a Plan B.

I like the fact that I'm Plan A,

but it makes me a little insecure

that he's interested in Rebecca.

It doesn't make me feel very special.

We're gonna strip down and go in, right?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-Okay. -"Okay."

[laughter]

[Rebecca]I'm definitely attracted to both David and Connor,

but I have never dated an uncle and nephew before.

I don't know if that's like a thing.

But they seem really cool.

Rebecca, I got your dinner.

[Rebecca] I'm coming. I'll be right back.

And I'm also interested in Anthony.

But I guess, he's exploring his options,

so I'm exploring my options too. Yeah.

[Stacy laughs] Yeah.

There was a part of me that was a little happy

about Rebecca totally dissing Anthony,

and then hitting it with Connor and David.

I thought, "Well, that's what you deserve."

[laughs]

[Connor] You got a dry towel?

-Everybody's got a dry towel? -Okay.

[David] Yeah, I do.

-Yeah. -[Rebecca] What about me?

[laughs]

Ooh, this is amazing.

[Kelle] Rebecca is definitely pissing me off,

swooping in on Connor right before my eyes.

Like, I don't know who she thinks she is.

She just comes in and doesn't even like see

who has a connection going on here

and then she's just like going from dude to dude to dude.

Having the best night of her life.

Between the two hotties.

Rebecca is what we call thirsty in California.

I'm like, "Bitch, you need to like step off."

Sorry, thank you.

All right, all right, all right.

-[laughter] -[David] All right.

Actually, you better run.

Before you get to enjoy the delicious wine,

-you get to make some yourselves. -[gasps]

[upbeat music playing]

To have such a strong connection with Chris

this soon is insane.

-Truth or dare. -Shauna.

[Joey] Ooh.

He was definitely stepping on my toes

by asking Shauna out on a date.

I have an attraction to you.

Listen...

-[Rebecca] Okay. -Oh, [bleep] me.

No. I ain't dealing with that.

[Rebecca giggling] You are a trouble maker. Oh, my God.

You wanna get changed and go to the hot tub?

[Rebecca] Oh, yeah, let's go to the hot tub.

-Yeah? -[laughs] Can we go nude?

[Connor] She's probably pretty curious right now.

Oh, she knew that the house would blow up.

[intense music playing]

[Kelle] Rebecca's out with Connor in the hot tub?

Everything's intertwining with one another

and it's kind of freaking me the [bleep] out a little bit.

Hi, Rebecca. Hi, bitch.

That's so cute of you.

We might have to break something up.

[Connor] What's up?

[Kelle] Just trying to see where you stand.

-[Connor] Where I stand? -Where she stands.

[intense music playing]