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Guys, that's my [bleep] dad.

-What? -What the [bleep]?

My dad's here.

[woman] Oh, my God.

The dads are hotter than the sons.

What's going on? Are we dating the sons and their fathers?

[man] Love the dads.

How long are they going to be here, though?

The dads are here to stay, girls.

[all cheering]

Yes, we've gone out together, and we've kind of done

-the wingman thing, but not after the same girl. -But not after the same women.

-What the [bleep] is going on? -[laughs]

I was loving life, right?

Me and Barby definitely had a connection.

And then suddenly my dad comes in,

and that's just changed up the whole dynamic.

You look familiar.

Not in a million years would I ever expect to see

my dad walk through that door.

We haven't spoken in years, so I've never felt

this awkward in my entire life.

I thought I would be into the older guys,

but I have to admit, I'm feeling the young.

Come here.

Joey is definitely my type.

The biting of the butt, such a turn on.

[whoops]

Too soon to be saying someone is off limits.

Like, girl, what are you doing?

Every single time that I'm talking to somebody that

you're interested in, you get upset with me.

Like who?

You did it with Darren tonight.

There is heat in the air tonight

with Barby and Crystal.

No, you're gaslighting me right now.

I'm not gaslighting you [bleep].

Girl, I don't give a [bleep] about you being no [bleep] damn stripper.

Holy [bleep].

It's about to go down.

Don't gaslight me. [bleep].

Because you a [bleep] damn stripper.

Sit your punk ass down.

-Yeah. -My punk ass.

Yeah. You better.

So you've been hurt

I see it in your eyes

You're beaten down

By those other guys I'll pick you up

Be by your side

[Barby] Last night, things got a little out of hand.

Crystal and I were exchanging words,

and emotions were flying.

And I just thought it would be in our best interest

if we didn't share a room anymore.

Woo! Barby, they're back.

They just run off.

Oh my God, I feel like my, how am I going to do this?

What's going down? What's going down?

Will you please help me pack?

Just grab all my [bleep] and put it in the other room.

Everything on this bed is mine.

I've never seen this many clothes in my life.

Sorry, it's going to be [bleep] heavy.

[Crystal] I was like, wow.

She got everything, every piece of lint, whatever.

It was gone.

So, are you okay?

Oh, yeah.

-I mean, I got lots of sleep. -Okay.

But then, gosh, I was just like sobbing upstairs.

Like, I have so much...

-trauma from past friendships and connections. -Sure. Okay.

Really?

Yeah, well, just like times that I probably didn't speak up

about things that should have been addressed, you know?

Well, then maybe you've cleared the air now. Do you know what I mean?

Maybe going forward, we can just kind of,

like, let bygones be bygones, you know?

It'll be okay.

I'm concerned that Crystal and Barby will continue to clash.

You know, it's my hope that maybe they can talk through this

and come to terms and find a happy ending to this.

But with Barby moving out, clearly there are

some hard feelings.

So we'll have to see how this works out.

[Ashley speaking]

[Darren speaking]

-You were the cause of the drama. -Maybe.

I don't think so. Me?

[all laughing]

I know my type.

And so obviously, my type is drama.

But I told myself that I was not going to find the girl

with the most drama.

And then, of course, who are the two I'm kind of vibing with?

Hello, drama.

Like we talked about at the table last night.

I'm like, yeah, no drama for me.

But it's what I'm attracted to. You know...

It pulls me in.

And the funny thing is, my son, he's the same way.

[all laughing]

Do you think I was wrong for my reaction last night?

[Stacy] Even though you had your words,

but you still kept your composure.

You didn't get out of context and grab something

and throw something back, which I commend you for,

because I know it took a lot.

Because like you said, you don't throw objects, you throw hands.

I throw hands. Growing up in the neighborhoods

that I grew up in,

I could not literally, like, walk to school

without fighting all the time.

I had to because girls were jealous.

My hair was longer. I dressed nice.

These girls would pour bleach in your face.

You know what I'm saying?

And beating you with golf clubs and Olde English bottles.

-You know how rough it was. -Yeah.

So this right here, come on now.

Come on now.

Me and Barby are not talking, obviously.

And the way I feel is don't say anything to me.

I don't want to talk.

Stay on the other side.

Well, hopefully we can move past it today.

-We are. -We are.

I'm good. I'm waiting for the next activity.

See how we all mingling now? We moved on?

[Crystal] When I first got here, you know, I was into Chris.

[laughs]

And we've had a great date, but my attention is

turned towards Stacy because I like his vibe.

And from what I'm told, when I like a person,

my eyes narrow.

And I stare into their eyes, and I don't break away.

So look at me in my eyes, okay?

I'm looking you in your eyes, and I end up just...

[laughs]

What a beautiful day.

-There we go. -Yes, I love football.

-I'm playing next. -We'll get a little game going.

[Jami] What's going on today?

Well, obviously, you know who I'm feeling.

Me and Joey, we just get each other, if that makes any sense.

-[Jami] It does. -[Christina] Yeah, yeah.

And that's hard to find.

He seems more mature than his age, you know?

-He's very mature, yeah. -He is.

-Very mature, yeah. -Who are you feeling in the manor?

-I really adore the boys. -Mm-hmm.

What do you think about the dads?

-Listen, I'm having frenergy, you know? -Yeah.

But frenergy is better than nothing.

I am having a little bit of an internal struggle with

something that I'm not really sure

how to articulate to anyone.

I know what I want, and I will not...

you know, give in to anything that I don't want.

We're all here for the same reason.

However, my reasons are a bit different.

I mean, it's early, too.

Right.

You just have to leave it open and just see what happens.

Yeah.

Jami, I feel that she's not necessarily

engaging with the dads.

I don't feel like she's really feeling the boys.

I'm trying to figure out what's going on with her.

There's obviously something off.

I'm just not sure what that is.

-But just know I'm here for you. -Thank you.

If you need to talk about anything

-or you start liking somebody. -Yeah.

-Yeah. -I am here for you.

I'm Kelle. You might remember me from season one.

As disco mommy, I brought all the fun.

I'll be in the hot tub at 10.

Please. Ma, you gotta chill out.

[Kelle] People probably remember me with Jose,

setting off into the sunset.

Unfortunately, it did not work out.

Now we have a great friendship,

and I wish him well.

He's an amazing human. I love him.

This time, it's like dads and sons,

so we have, like, double to pick from.

This is gonna get interesting.

I'm hoping the guys that are in the house

are actually open to a serious relationship.

Hello!

Because this time, I'm gonna find my man.

-How about Joey just clears this all up right now? -Hey, is Joey here?

Oh, my God, yeah.

Who the [bleep] is that?

I look over, and I see somebody else walking in,

and she walked in with that beautiful dress on, I must say.

And I'm like, yo, hold up. Who's this coming in?

-Is my son here? -[Joey] Uh, no.

I don't think so.

[Sam] I'm interested to know who this new woman is.

She seems very confident.

She kind of walked in with an air of she knows what

she's doing and acting like she was the queen already.

How are you?

-Good. I'm Kelle. -I'm Joey. Nice to meet you.

You're Joey?

That's my son's name.

-Nice to meet you. -Oh, my God.

[Joey] New girl in the house.

I think Kelle's the hottest girl here.

Definitely love to get to know Christina

a little bit more, but I gotta remember that

there's so many other options here right now

that I kinda gotta leave my playbook open.

So, lots of thoughts going on in my head right now.

Just trying to stay focused.

And I do want to bite her butt.

-Hello. -Hello.

-Jacob, nice to meet you. -Hello, Jacob.

Nice to see you. Oh, that's so charming.

Hello.

-How's it going? -Good.

-Hi, I'm Kelle. -I'm Christina.

Nice to meet you.

-Nice to see you. -Where are you from?

-North Carolina. -Oh, cute.

[Christina] What the hell is this girl doing here?

Is she here to just stir [bleep] up?

Is she really here for, you know, what we're here for?

What's going on? I could feel her energy right away.

I could tell Kelle, without knowing Kelle,

she's going to bring it.

Yo, what the [bleep] is going on here?

I don't have a damn clue. That's what we're about to find out.

-Kelle? -Yeah?

-You know her? -Hi.

I just know you from season one.

-Oh, yay. What's your name? -Hi.

-I'm Barby. -Hi.

-Barby? Oh, my God. -Yeah.

-I love your name. It's so cute. -Nice to meet you.

I got my glitter on your boob already.

[Barby] You know, I'm not a fan of Kelle because

I saw her experience on season one.

-So are you. -[Barby] She's a mean girl.

She's a big personality, but I think she's going

to learn the hard way that she's not the queen bee,

and it's not going to take her long.

[Kelle] I know what I want, and I'm glad I get to find out

who else here knows, because I'm here to find a guy.

So if I make friends in the end, happy days.

But if not, I'm here for your man.

Oh, hello.

-Oh, here she is. -There we go.

-Oh, cute! -There we go.

-[laughs] -Barby, that doesn't scare me, babe.

-I can do the same. -Okay.

You don't think that's competition?

I'm having, like, an internal struggle.

I don't really want to talk about it with everyone.

-Right, right. -I've been holding a secret.

And I have to get it off my chest.

It is driving me insane.

The reason why I'm not having a connection is...

Oh.

[Kelle] Hello!

I am Kelle. I was on season one

-of MILF Manor. -Yo.

-Oh, okay. -I'm so excited to meet all of you.

We're gonna have so much fun.

Kelle, what's your impression of the first of dads?

Um, the dads are hot, but their sons are hot too, so...

-Agreed. -[all laughing]

-[cellphone chimes] -I have a message. Who wants to know?

-Read it out loud for us. -Let's go.

It says, "Kelle, welcome back.

You may be arriving a little late,

but don't worry because you're going on

a special date today with your favorite

father-son duo."

[all cheering]

"When you're ready, ask out the dad and the son

you want to spend the day with.

Good luck."

-That could be fun. -No.

-No, it would not. -Us going out with the same girl.

-No. -Showing the charm, the black cat charm.

-Yeah, but. -Are you kidding me?

No.

Yeah.

Good.

Now all the girls, they're like, "Oh, this bitch."

-[laughs] -They're like, "Who is this person walking in?"

More competition.

It was just funny watching the other girls' expression, right?

[Joey speaking]

It was really...

-[imitates whispering] -Yeah.

Okay, so who's up first?

Knowing that I have to go on a father-son date

is going to be a little bit awkward.

It's definitely a first for me.

But Joey definitely caught my eye.

And I can hardly wait to get to know the British guy.

He is so fine. They all have some

amazing qualities they bring to the table.

And I just have to figure out what's best for me.

Joey, come on.

-All right, Joe, get up there. -I'm coming.

Where's your daddy?

-My dad. -Who's your daddy?

-I'm your daddy. -Bring your daddy.

-All right, come on. -Come over here, guys.

Let's go. Let's go for a walk.

So who do you think she's gonna pick?

I don't know, but what if she starts picking

some of the people we like?

Like, what the hell? Like, you know, what just happened?

Everybody knows I'm feeling Joey, so I'm confused.

What is she doing here? Why is she talking to my man?

What the hell's going on here?

I feel like it's changed the dynamic of

the whole house, pretty much.

So have you guys connected with anybody so far?

[Joey] I dabbled a little bit.

[Anthony] Yeah, we're just, we were only here for a day.

Why are you single? You're just, like, perfect.

My dad has game.

The only reason I know my dad has game is

because I have game and I got it from somewhere.

[Anthony] You know what I taught him?

To be true, to be a gentleman, and not to be fake.

What woman is not going to love that?

Integrity.

Having integrity and knowing how to make vodka sauce.

Two things.

You guys are so cute.

We are like best friends.

-Come on, I-- -That's how my oldest daughter and I are.

-Oh, that's nice. -I have six kids.

[Joey] She has six kids, and that's like

a lot of kids for one individual.

And so it's definitely raising some flags.

They're not red or green, just yellow.

Again, proceed with caution and see what comes out of it.

How do you look like this to have six kids?

-I love how you take it. -I work at it.

[Joey] You know, six kids is a lot.

Oh, my God.

I'm getting a migraine thinking about it.

Well, you may have some competition for Joey, girl.

I love some good competition.

Joey and I, we're both on the same page.

We obviously have a vibe. We just get each other.

But I think Kelle's beautiful and amazing.

So I definitely feel like there's some competition,

obviously, you know?

Hi.

Okay, so first of all, what happened to your leg?

I tripped, hit the floor, and fractured my femur.

Wow.

-So you can still dance or no? -Well...

-He can't dance. -He can't dance?

-Yeah. -I love to dance.

-Hi, babe. -It's nice to meet you.

You too. What do you do?

I was supposed to go back to school this semester.

Decided not to. Decided to come on vacation at this lake.

-Can't complain. -[laughing]

-A trip with Dad. -Yeah?

-What about you? -Well, no, it was not supposed to be a trip with Dad.

-Yeah, exactly. -It was not supposed to be a trip with Dad.

Kelle would be fun for a night on the town.

And it would be interesting just to kind of see the dynamic

with my son, Sam, and I with Kelle there.

And are we going to get all flirtatious or not?

[Sam] We're already very competitive,

and this is just going to step that up a bit more.

All right, let's see what you got, Pops.

Look at this handsome father-son duo over here.

What's going on?

-How are you? -Wow, you guys look great.

Thank you.

-So do you. -Thanks.

-Are you talking to people? Are you? -Little bit.

Are you? Are you? Are you?

-I'm so annoying. -A little bit.

-Are you shy? -A little bit.

Aw, that's so cute.

Dating in front of my dad just seems a bit weird for me,

just because we haven't talked in so long.

I feel like me and him need to clear our relationship up

before I can move on with somebody else,

especially in front of him.

So it was so great meeting both of you.

You guys are both really amazing.

You need to come out of your shell.

Disco Mommy's going to bring it out.

Don't you worry.

[Barby] She's a big personality, and I think she was kind of

-the personality of the first season. -Oh, yeah?

She's going to give us a run for our money.

I like it. I like a run for our money.

-Yeah, I like that. -[Barby] She's an acquired taste.

Like, you know, sardines.

-All right. -Right then.

So you're from across the pond.

We don't tend to cross the pond very often.

-No? -We've been over a couple of times.

-Would you date somebody in the US? All right. -Yeah, of course.

Since my divorce, I haven't done much dating,

to be perfectly honest. I've had two dates.

But I think now I'm ready to get on the horse and start.

So what are you looking for in a woman?

I like looks.

Um...

Fit, athletic, somebody without baggage.

[Kelle] Do you have baggage?

-I'm sure I do. -[both laughing]

-I'm sure I have some baggage. -You want somebody without baggage,

but you're carrying your own.

She's a lot, right?

I feel like you're not attracted to people

who are super sort of in your face.

No, she'd eat me alive.

-Yeah. -Um...

I'm also double-checking, you know, who you're going for.

-I'm going to give you advice because-- -Oh, you're vetting me?

Yeah, of course. Of course.

It needs to go both ways, right?

[Kelle] So, have you connected with anyone?

[Jacob] Barby over there.

We've definitely got a connection.

How does it make you feel to see him over there

speaking with her right now?

Do you feel threatened by Kelle?

No.

But for some reason, that sparked a little bit of

-a coochie tingle for me. -I didn't see that coming.

Here we go. Hashtag coochie tingle.

-Interesting. -Yeah.

Have you seen the RILFI room?

-No. -No.

-Well, we'll show you later. -What is it?

The RILFI.

Room.

Room I'd like to [bleep] in.

Oh, hello.

Oh, here she is.

-There we go. -Oh, cute.

-There we go. -Barby, that doesn't scare me, babe.

-Yes. -Welcome to something else.

-[both laughing] -I can do the same.

[Jacob] Okay.

Oh, look. [gasps]

[woman] Oh, that was a little...

Oh, wow.

You don't think that's competition?

I think she wants it to be.

Well, hello.

[mimics fanfare, laughs]

I've definitely made a decision on

who I want to take on a date.

[man] Drum roll, please. Drum roll, please.

And I'm going to say...

I want to take Anthony and Joey.

-[all cheering] -Because I think we're going to have so much fun.

I got to give her a hug. Come here.

Oh, I say hello.

-[laughs] -All right.

[all laughing]

And I think we will all vibe so well together.

-We have a lot of fun. -We're going to have fun.

[Christina] I actually dated a young man a year after my divorce.

It was a full relationship. It just did not work out.

And it kind of left me not having anyone.

And then this experience came up.

This is what I came for, to meet someone like Joey.

So I'm nervous as hell right now.

What if he chooses her?

All right, guys. See you later.

Joey, have a good time.

Joey, good luck.

-Has anyone done tantric yoga? -I don't know what it is.

-It's sexual yoga. -Sexual, okay.

Oh, God. Like, no.

Oh, boy.

I'm good, Dad. I'm good.

[Joey] I'm trying to, like, stay focused,

but how do you do that when your dad's there?

-Did you really just say that? -Yeah.

-[Jacob] Hello, hello, how we doing? -[Barby] Hi.

Are we gonna scissor?

[Jacob] We could scissor, if you're into that.

Wait, is that awkward? Wait, hold on.

-You do whatever you want. -Okay.

Yeah.

Barby was, you know, 100% the woman

that I was looking at initially,

and we definitely had a connection.

You know, we went on the date, we were laughing together,

and then my dad came in, and I just felt completely different.

And I feel like, you know, for me, I had to take her

for a chat and tell her how I was feeling.

So how are you feeling right now with your dad being here?

It's definitely changed my sort of perception

on things for sure.

I feel like I was a little bit more reserved yesterday

because I was trying to sort of take in the situation.

It's definitely going to bring us a lot closer.

-Yeah. -Hopefully.

-As long as he's not trying to come on to you then. -Yeah.

-[chuckles] -We'll see.

-Obviously our date went super well. -Mm-hmm.

I think you're a lovely lady and I'd love to pursue things,

to be honest.

I think this second date should definitely happen

-at some point. -Yeah.

I still think I'm very interested in trying to get

-to know you more and having our second date. -Definitely.

The RILFI should be utilized at some point.

-What? -The RILFI.

-The room. -Oh... Oh.

What are your thoughts about that?

I think after everything that happened last night,

I just think maybe I need some alone time.

I don't really want to move too fast with Jacob.

I mean, it's very early on, and I want to keep

my options open.

Do you want to touch my corns?

-Your corns? -Just kidding.

I'm not sure about that, to be honest. [laughs]

-[Kelle] I'm so excited. -This'll be a good time.

-Some yogi. -I hope it's yoga.

-It looks like yoga. -We really don't know.

-It looks like it says yoga. -Are you guys glad I picked you?

-Yes. -Very happy.

Yeah, you look like a fun time.

Don't people, like, fart when they do yoga?

-Hi. -[Ann] Hi.

Welcome to my studio.

It's really great to have you here today.

Should I take my jacket off?

[Anne] I would love for you to take your jacket off.

-Please take your shoes off, too. -[Anthony] All right.

So what are we doing?

Has anyone done tantric yoga?

-I'm sorry, what was that? -Nope.

-Have you practiced tantric yoga? -No, but I've heard about it.

-No. -Okay, good.

-I heard of that. -It's going to be fun.

So come on onto the mat.

What is it? I don't know what it is.

-It's sexual yoga. -Sexu-- Okay. All right.

Oh, God.

Like, no way, no.

All right.

Well, so what are we just doing?

Positions on our own?

I'm going to ask you to be in the middle.

-Come on into the mat. -Let's get started.

-Yeah, there you go. -Come on here.

We're on our own mat, so that's a good thing, Joe, okay?

Yeah.

-Yeah, there you go. -Perfect.

Okay, so we're going to have an experience of tantra yoga.

And it's about increasing your intimacy

with your partners of choice.

I'm hoping that we kind of ease our way into this.

I've only known these guys for a few hours,

and this is a pretty intimate type of yoga.

I mean, I feel like it's something you would do

with your partner of several years,

not just like someone you just met

with his son or with his dad.

Can you very kindly reach towards Kelle's knees?

Good. And just see if you can release

your lower back a little bit by forward folding.

-Okay. -[Kelle] Yeah.

Okay. [laughs]

-Good intentions, everybody. -You all right, Joe?

-Good. -I'm good.

-Good thing I can't bend that far. -Okay, so-- [laughs]

[Joey] This entire date is a little mentally challenging.

I'm trying to, like, stay focused.

But at the same time, it's like,

how do you do that when your dad's there?

[Anne] Both gentlemen, will you bend your knees

even further to 90 degrees?

[Joey] I kind of just mentally took myself out of, like,

this actual situation and went to another place.

-You know, I was kind of... -[Anthony] Well, we were, like,

doing a yoga class, you know?

-[Joey] Yeah, regular yoga class. -That's how we figured.

Drop the tantric.

Mentally and internally, there was no tantric going on.

Yeah. No tantric, yep.

-Wasn't part of it. -Just stretching.

-Oh, boy. -[laughs]

I'm good, Dad. I'm good.

I'm talking to her, Joe. I didn't call you honey.

-I thought you said Joey. -[laughs]

What is that game with the dots?

-Twister. -Twister.

It was like we were playing a game of Twister.

So we turned it into Twister.

Meet up a little bit closer.

Fantastic. Okay?

I'm definitely getting a good stretch right now.

-Does it feel good for you? -Did you really just say that?

[laughs] Yeah.

-I meant, like, you know, to stretch. -He's behind me.

Feels great.

-Can't believe you're so low. -Oh, my gosh.

I'm talking about your stretching.

It feels amazing.

I'm going to bet this is the first father-son tantric

with a random third-party girl they just met

ever done in the history of tantric yoga.

[Anne] How are your hearts feeling right now?

[Jacob speaking]

I think so, too.

I was... When I saw his reaction, I was like...

I think Anthony and Kelle are definitely gonna hit it off, though.

-I think they're, like, two peas in a pod. -[Crystal] I could see that...

[Jacob] Joey seems a lot more mature than his dad,

which is surprising, right?

[Christina] And I think that was my attraction to him,

-was the maturity of that. -Yeah.

Which is why this date's gonna be interesting,

because the tables have turned, right?

[Christina] I don't know how Joey is feeling about the date

or how he feels about Kelle, but with my past history,

being cheated on, being heartbroken, you know,

I don't want to have that happen again to me.

Nobody's talking about Miles.

I don't even know if Miles even likes anybody

or if anybody likes Miles.

Miles, like, I don't want to get into it.

-He's in there sleeping. -Yeah, I don't want to get into it too much,

but, like, the situation with his dad...

They weren't speaking before this.

-[gasps] -Wow.

But Miles, he hasn't seen him in, like, three years.

[Ashley] What was Miles like before the dads arrived?

Quiet.

-Was he quiet as well? -[Jacob] Miles was quiet.

[Barby] He's more reserved.

[Jacob] But I don't know if it's the fact that he's shy,

because he's quite a shy guy.

It's the fact that he's...

establishing a relationship with his dad

which he hasn't had for a while...

-[Barby] Wow. Intense. -...which is so beautiful, right?

Like, but at the same time that's, like, mind [bleep] war.

-You know, you're in here trying to get to know women... -Right.

...but at the same time, you're also trying

to get to know your dad.

I think it's really important that Miles and Stacy

spend quality time together and they sort of have

a nice long conversation.

It's like, when is that situation

going to happen where you are both put in

a house together and you are basically

forced to figure it out?

And maybe that's a good thing, you know,

'cause, like, if you're not forced

to do something like that, it's very easy to not do it.

That's a lot emotionally.

-[Barby] Yes. -For him.

Aw, Miles.

[Anne] Okay, Kelle, you're gonna come into warrior two.

It's gonna be your right foot forward.

All right.

And it's your turn.

You're gonna come up into your second warrior.

Okay, awesome.

I need you to look at Kelle.

No smiling.

Kelle, no smiling.

Take each other in through the eyes.

Take your arms to hold and support each other.

Release the front hand to the sky.

[Kelle] I've never stared into anyone's eyes this intensely.

The way that Anthony is staring into my eyes right now,

he's definitely piercing into my soul,

and he clearly is giving me the look.

I honestly am kind of vibing more with Anthony

right now than Joey.

Anthony is, like, definitely very confident

in who he is as a man.

[Anne] Relax your arms away from each other.

Back to warrior two.

[Anthony] I've been divorced for about seven years,

so I am looking for a beautiful relationship,

and I like Kelle a lot. You know, I still got to get to know her.

She's got a side to her that I'm a little curious about.

We were doing, like, sex yoga.

That was just, like, so up close and personal.

It was just, like, next level.

[Christina] Joey, he didn't talk to me, and my feelings were hurt.

I just didn't appreciate it.

So what would you say if one of the women here

misrepresented themselves?

What?

Oh, look who's back from the town.

-Where did you go? -I don't know, man.

You don't want to know. Yeah, it's so embarrassing what just happened.

[Sam] I love my dad. He's one of my best friends.

But never in my life have I ever thought

I wanted to go on a double date with him.

I don't even like talking about dating with him,

so let alone going on a date with the same woman.

Ugh, no thank you.

-Okay, do tell. -Guys, that was one of the worst nights of my life.

-Are you kidding me? -Oh, no, Joey.

That was just, like, so up close and personal

and oily with my father and her,

and, like, it was just, like, next level, like, weird.

-[Crystal] Did you say oily? -[Barby] At a restaurant?

Oily. No, we were at a yoga studio.

Oh, we thought you were at a restaurant.

And we were doing, like, sex yoga.

[bleep]

Yeah, you guys should all be happy you didn't go.

I feel like we're making you talk about,

like, bringing back all the trauma again.

I'm so sorry.

[Joey speaking]

[Barby] Oh. Yeah, of course she was.

She lives for this [bleep].

When he got back to the house, Joey was, like, ignoring me.

He didn't talk to me, which was weird because

we were so comfortable around each other.

So I was confused.

And honestly, my feelings were hurt.

So, you know, I'm not, I'm just going to, you know,

I'm not... I'm just going to ignore Joey.

That sounds kind of childish, right, tit for tat.

But I just didn't appreciate it.

So what's going on?

Well, no, I want to hear about you.

-About me? -Yes.

Like, it's always exciting when you tell me how's it been.

We're just all outside, like, chilling and, like...

-Yeah? -Just hanging out.

-Okay. -Yeah.

And, what...

Um, not a lot.

-Okay. -Yeah.

'Cause I know you guys were having a lot of fun.

-And when he got back from the date with Kelle... -Yeah, yeah.

...I wasn't sure if you guys spoke or...

We're all just outside, like, chilling.

-Cool. -Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, so would you go on a date with...

Okay, hypothetically, I know you're not feeling anybody,

but would you go on a date with someone?

So if I were to be going on a date with anyone,

I think that the person I would go on the date with...

-Right. Mm-hmm. -...would be Anthony.

However, I'm having like an internal struggle

and I don't really want to talk about it

-with everyone. -Right.

But we've had our connection, so I feel like

-I could trust you with talking about this. -Sure, yeah.

But even though I think these guys are really amazing

and their sons, the reason why

I'm not having a connection is because I actually have

a boyfriend

outside of this situation.

Oh.

Okay.

This is just really messed up.

You have a boyfriend?

You know, is this, you know, an open type of thing?

Like, you know, I think I'm in shock.

You know, I don't know what to think.

And I just wanted to share that with you

because if I seem a little standoffish or like,

you know, and I don't really know how to navigate this.

So does anybody else in the house know?

Um, no, nobody knows.

I know how this may look.

However, I wanted to come into this experience

with an open mind.

And when I committed, I had simultaneously met someone.

And I wasn't sure where that was going.

Now, would you tell that person,

"if you went on" a date with that person,

that you had a boyfriend? Would you share that with him?

Telling you is keeping it a secret.

Telling him is telling everyone.

Are you going to share this?

I'm not going to ever share it with anyone.

-I would never speak on that. -Right.

-I really appreciate that. -Yeah.

I'm not that person, for sure.

I was told something.

It's kind of made everything really awkward.

Like, I've kind of been pulled into the situation.

-[Lannette] Last I knew, she wasn't feeling anybody. -Right.

Has that changed?

A lot of things are starting to make a lot more sense now.

So do we tell the other women?

-We could play war. -You know to play poker?

-I know how to play poker. -If you know how to play,

all right, let's play some poker.

[Kelle] I had a great time with Joey on the date.

But, you know, Anthony is older,

so I kind of want to feel it out and just see,

you know, if he's more on my speed

and just to see where this process takes us.

Oh, we're vibing, yeah. That's what we're doing.

-We're getting to know each other. -Let's vibe, right?

[Anthony] You know, I've been dating for 54 years.

I know exactly what I'm looking for

and I'm definitely ready for love.

So I'm so looking forward to seeing if I can find someone

that has that same passion I do.

You know, I need that. I need that other half.

What'd you keep? Wait, why'd you only keep one card?

Why are you judging me? Where does this one come at

-it from nowhere? -Hi.

Playing strip poker, you wanna play with us?

Um, not really, but I was just wondering

if you wanted to go outside for a little bit and chat?

Yeah, I would love to go outside and chat with you.

Bye.

[Anthony] See you later.

[Jami] This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

And I know that I have a boyfriend at home,

but I'm open to going out with Anthony

and just exploring the possibilities.

Take your wine.

-I'm good. Come on. -Take your wine.

Take your wine.

[Kelle] I feel like what Jami did is totally unfair.

She honestly kind of pissed me off because

I was feeling something with Anthony.

She came in, stole him away,

and I'm really taken aback by that.

He should be more annoyed about it than I am.

Oh, you're in here?

I was.

All right.

Yeah.

Jami put me in a really uncomfortable situation.

I'm not going to betray someone.

She just confided in me. But I started feeling, you know, awkward.

And I wanted advice, because what do I do

with this information?

You know how loyal I am to people?

Yeah.

There's a situation that occurred,

and I was told something.

It's kind of made everything really awkward.

Barby?

-No, Jami, no. -Oh, Jami?

-I gotta sit down. -Like, I've kind of pulled into the situation,

and obviously, um...

You know, I don't want to break her confidence

because I don't feel like it's my place to say...

-What's going on? -I feel like that's her place to speak on that.

-Okay. -But...

I am so confused.

Last I knew, she wasn't feeling anybody.

Right.

Has that changed?

-I don't think it's changed. -Okay.

But she possibly is in a relationship.

Yeah.

Like not here?

Yeah.

No way.

This is impossible. Like, why is she here?

Like, what is she doing?

Is she masquerading around like she's interested

in other people, but she's got a boyfriend?

That's like going to a gas station

and you don't even own a car.

Because it's a gross misrepresentation.

I mean, I don't want to be melodramatic about it, but it's a lie.

Yeah.

It's not only unfair to the women,

it's really unfair to the guys.

[Christina] Yeah.

But I think it's selfish for her to tell you that

because all she's doing is like lifting a burden off

-of herself onto you. -Right.

[Lannette] Jami put Christina in a no-win situation

'cause either way, one way she doesn't tell,

it comes out later that she knew,

then it looks like she was complicit in that.

But at the same time, she didn't want to betray a trust

because someone had confided in her.

So do we tell the other women?

It's going to come out.

-I'm not saying what was done was right, whatever... -I know, I know.

...but I'm just not going to be the person to...

-Snitch. -...tell someone, yeah.

Christina has such a big heart.

She's such a caring, loyal person.

And she feels like she might be betraying her

by telling about the boyfriend.

Me, not so much.

So it's important for me to go to the other women

because we all need to make a decision collectively

as to what is the right thing to do here.

Y'all want to come inside for a sec?

Yeah.

It isn't just Christina's decision anymore.

It's really up to all of us.

I'm about to blow some [bleep] up.

-What? -What happened?

So what would you say if one of the women here

misrepresented themselves, has a boyfriend,

and came all the way down here and masqueraded as

a single person looking for love?

-Mmm. -Oh.

How would you feel about that?

I feel like you shouldn't be here.

[Lannette] You've got men here who are looking for love

and not having that opportunity because

someone has misrepresented themselves.

[Barby] I'm lost.

-I'm sorry. -So one of the girls here has a boyfriend.

-[Barby] Obviously, it's not us. -[Kelle] Has a boyfriend?

Yes.

-Well, we need to-- -Who has a boyfriend?

[Barby] Jami?

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. She confessed it.

Wait.

-When? -Like, within the past hour or two.

-Ah... -[bleep] Christina up.

Why is she over there talking to homeboy

she took from me that I was talking inside? Anthony.

They've been down there this whole time talking.

So the question now is, what do we do with this information?

We have to get down to the bottom of this,

see if she actually has a boyfriend or not.

It's disrespectful on so many levels.

-Should we go down there? -[Lannette] Do we confront her now?

-Let's go. -Oh, [bleep].

-Okay. -I was going to bed, but I'm not going to bed now.

Well, you brought it to me.

I don't think I'm the only one that would call this out,

but I think I'm the easiest one

to call it out because I've never been afraid

to call someone on their bull [bleep].

What are you looking for in a woman?

What is your expectation...

with this experience?

Someone that takes my heart.

Someone that I can't wait to come home to.

You know?

I think that's the definition of love.

[Anthony] What's this coming up? What is this?

Well, it's so nice, right? What a perfect night it is.

[Lannette] How are y'all doing?

[Kelle] It is so uncomfortable.

What? What's uncomfortable?

I think you're a lovely girl, but I just heard you have

a boyfriend.

And you're here. Do you have a boyfriend?

Why are you looking at her? Do you have a boyfriend?

Just [bleep] rude.

It's not fair to us. It's not fair to the guys.

-It's weird. -Do you know what I'm saying?

Yes.

-It's not right. -Do you have a boyfriend?

I really can't understand what you're saying.

It's a yes or no. Do you have a boyfriend?

I don't. I haven't had one. Why are you looking at him?

-He's not your boyfriend. -[Anthony] Yeah, but let's be nice. Come on.

-We don't got to attack her. -No, it's not about being nice.

-It's about being truthful. -[Lannette] It's just getting to the bottom of it.

I know, let's do it in a respectful manner.

That's all I'm saying, you know?

I'm just asking, do you have a boyfriend, yes or no?

Okay, so I really don't like when people are in my face.

So take a step back.

-You need to leave the villa. -We got punked.

I'm sorry if I'm like a little too direct, but it's so [bleep] up.

I did not come here to mislead.

Whatever.

[Darren] For today's challenge, each of you will have

a chance to protect or share your own dirty little secret.

[all exclaiming]

[Lannette] I want to win this challenge because I want to have

a chance to pick a date.

And I'll be honest, I don't want my secret revealed

because it is a dirty little secret.

Obviously, I'm interested in talking to you.

Yes, you do.

[Jacob] Me and Barby definitely have a connection.

You know, that's never going to go.

Chris being thrown into the mix,

it's definitely made me a little bit more hesitant.

This is just a completely different ballgame for me,

and you coming into the mix as well.

I just feel really anxious about the whole situation.

Just to be honest, I just, yeah,

I don't want to be here anymore.