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♪ Seven in the morning We're just gettin' started ♪

Since my divorce, my dating life is an absolute train wreck.

I am successful in most areas of my life,

except love.

Anybody here?

[Barby] So, I'm coming here for a genuine connection.

Who knows? Hopefully, I can find somebody to fall in love with.

Where are the men?

-[women] Whoo! -[Barby] Bring it, boys!

Ladies, ladies, ladies!

[Lannette] Dating younger men is a rejuvenation process.

It takes me back in time, makes me feel young.

You guys looked great coming in.

Can we agree? The ladies are pretty beautiful themselves.

-Yeah! -[indistinct chatter]

I don't smell like an old person,

and I definitely don't want my man

to smell like an old person, either.

It's time for your first challenge.

[all whooping]

[Jami] The duo that fills the jar with the most...

[Joey] Oh, that's thick.

[Jami] ...gets to ask someone out for a romantic date

out on the town.

This is definitely not boring.

[Jami chuckles]

Who were you attracted to?

Well, I think you were one of the first people to walk in.

-The first. Yeah. -Yeah, so you were already like... Schwing!

[Crystal] What she needed to do was worry about her date,

and get the [bleep] off mine.

-[both laughing] - [Jacob] I'm buzzing, to be honest.

As first dates go, that was so good.

-Guys, guys... -Look at that.

...that's my [bleep] dad.

-[Jami gasps] -[Kelly] What?

[Lannette] I feel faint.

Holy [bleep]!

Oh, my God!

-Oh, my God, it's my dad. -[women] Whoo!

What the [bleep] is how...

is exactly how I'm feeling right now. [chuckles]

My dad's here. [laughs]

[Lannette] Oh, my God!

What's up!

-On the crutches! On the crutches! -That's my son.

[Sam] I'm coming up the stairs. You're broken.

[Chris] You're in the cross!

[both chuckling]

It is a what-the-[bleep] moment.

I had no idea my son was gonna be here.

-I look over and I see these legs going, "Yeah..." -[chuckling]

...just bouncing around like Jimmie Walker.

-[laughing] -I'm like, "There's my son."

-I'm Darren. -[Sam] This is my Dad.

Oh, my God! The dads are hotter than the sons.

Even the one on the crutch.

What's going on? Are we dating the sons and their fathers?

This could be awkward.

This is my dad, Anthony.

-Nice to meet you. Sam. -How are you? Nice to meet you. Hey, Sam.

-Hi. Jacob. -Jacob.

I want the one in the crutches.

Yeah, definitely the dads are giving me coochie tingles.

-What the [bleep] is going on here? -[both laughing]

I mean, I am a devious, mischievous woman by nature,

so I'm having fun with the fact that I can see Jacob

clearly start to sweat by having his dad here.

-My goodness. You did good. -[Jacob] We've been hanging out.

-You did. --Aw! [chuckles]

I don't know what's going on in the house.

These ladies are in their... in their 40s and and 50s,

and my son's here as well. So, what the hell's going on?

-It's mad. It's surreal. -[chuckles softly]

-Hi, I'm Lannette. -I'm Darren.

-Darren, nice to meet you. -Very nice to meet you.

-You have a wonderful son. -I know,

-but thank you. -He's amazing.

-Nice to meet you. -[Jami] Nice to meet you.

-Yes. -Nice to meet you. Of course.

-I swear, Joe, I was so happy to see you. -Me too.

I was like... Yeah, would you...

-Did you feel the same way? -Hundred percent. Yeah.

-At first you were in shock. You went, "Oh, [bleep]" -I was definitely like,

"Oh, [bleep]." Like, "Oh, my God."

-[Jami] He's a great guy. -You a good guy? Yeah?

-[Jami] He's doing a good job. -You guys have been here for a day?

-[Jami] Yeah. -Yeah?

I'm Anthony.

I would've never thought I'd see my son in this situation

with, you know, all these older women.

I just never thought you liked older women.

[Joey] Yeah. I know, I do.

-Yeah. -I wanna call 'em "Mami."

[chuckling] "Mami." Oh, gosh.

-Joe! [bleep] -[both chuckling]

-Hi. Hi. -Hello.

Hi. Ashley.

-There's two of you? -Yeah, there is.

-We're quite similar, right? -Yeah. I... I'm a hugger, so...

[chuckling] Oh! Lovely to meet you.

-It's bizarre-- -Jacob and I went on a date last night.

[Jacob] Mmm.

-[mouthing] Oh? -[Jacob] We did. Yeah.

I mean, obviously, I was getting into the groove of things, you know?

Things were going super well.

Went on a date before.

I was loving life, right?

And then suddenly, my dad comes in,

and that's just changed up the whole dynamic.

Um... yeah, I wasn't really sure how to act around you, to be honest.

Like, with Barby... hand around her, I was like...

"Maybe I should move that away."

This [bleep] crazy.

-No way! -[both laughing]

-This [bleep] is crazy! -I feel you.

[both laughing]

[all laughing]

Not in a million years, would I ever expect

to see my dad walk through that door.

I separated myself from my dad years ago

because it was a very toxic relationship.

We haven't spoken in years, so...

I've never felt this awkward in my entire life.

[indistinct chatter]

Hmm.

[Stacy speaking]

And um...

when things were going toxic in our relationship

due to my infidelity...

he witnessed a lot of it.

And he voiced his opinion about some things,

which, you know, kind of, hurt me.

We became very distant.

-[indistinct chatter] -[Miles and Stacy chuckle]

[Miles] I kinda just called him out on his bull [bleep].

So, I left.

I tried to mend the relationship with him,

but he never responded.

I never got any texts back.

I tried, but...

[indistinct chatter]

How long y'all going to be here? Hold up, hold up.

[chattering continues]

Time out!

Love the dads.

How long are they gonna be here, though?

-[all laughing] -Like, let's go ahead and address that.

--Yeah, ideally. [laughs] -Like, you guys can kick it for a couple hours.

-And then go home. -You know, once the sun goes down,

y'all gotta get up going.

-[all laughing] -[cell phone chimes]

Okay, if I could have everybody's attention,

you're gonna wanna hear this.

"As you've realized by now,

the men that arrived today

are the single dads..."

-[all whooping] -"...of the young men you've been getting to know."

[all laughing]

-"Jacob, your father, Ashley, is here." -Yep.

"Miles' dad is Stacy.

Anthony is Joey's dad.

Darren is Sam's father.

And Michael and Christopher are our final father and son."

The dads are here to stay, girls.

[all laughing, cheering]

"This may not have been what you expected,

but everyone here is looking for a real connection.

Things may have changed a little bit, but the goal remains the same...

to find love. Good luck."

-[Kelly] Cheers to love. -[all cheering]

[all laughing]

-You guys just threw a monkey wrench in this [bleep]. -[Kelly] Cheers!

[all laughing]

You're in competition with your dad!

-Never in my life have I been on a double date with my dad. -Never have I ever.

-[chuckles] -But there was one time growing up,

uh, he did take us on a date

with, uh, a lady he was interested in.

-Oh, yeah. -Yeah, and it was really weird.

-I didn't have a sitter. -Yeah.

-Yeah, and basically, we all went to IHOP. -[laughs]

-[Chris] We were literally-- -And my sons looked at me, like,

"This is not gonna work, Dad.

Can you pass the syrup?"

[both laughing]

[Crystal laughing] Oh!

-He's not happy about it. He's like... -[all laughing]

We've gone out together,

and we've kind of done the wingman thing.

-But not after the same... -Not after the same woman.

-Not after the same girl. -[both chuckle]

[Darren] But at the end of the day, if I decide I like someone,

I'm going after her, and, you know, I'll win.

He is such a sweet boy, and very intelligent.

-Thank you for saying that. -And I can see

-where he gets the good looks from. -[chuckles]

[Darren] I work in aviation sales. I sell jets.

I have three children...

Adult children.

-So, welcome to the Manor. -Thank you.

How did you feel... up to this moment?

Like, we're so surprised.

The surprise was walking outside,

and then I looked down and I, of course, see my son,

and I see a bunch of you beautiful women.

And I'm like, "All right."

I... was married...

for 15 years.

We were together for 18.

Uh, I never thought I would be unmarried again.

And after my divorce, I just wanted companionship.

But I don't mean just sexual.

I mean, just having that feminine persona there.

-Well, I'm so glad you're here. -Me too.

So, what happened to your... your leg?

The day before yesterday, I fell

-and fractured my, uh... my... -Your...

-Right where the femur joins in with the hip. -Got you.

[Darren] I'm excited for this experience

because I really do wanna meet that someone.

I would love to have that partner in crime...

for the next 20, 30 years,

however long, you know, I can stay on this world.

Fingers crossed.

-I heard you're from St Louis. -Three gallons of it.

-Originally. -I'm from St Louis.

[Crystal] My mom used to live on, um...

-Ooh... Gilmore. -Oh, my God!

-It's a small damn world. -I remember there used to be a Church's Chicken over there

-on the back that Northwest High School. -Yeah, I remember, right?

I used to eat Church's Chicken every damn day. [chuckles]

[Crystal] When I see Stacy...

and the first thing that sticks out to me is his guns.

He got big arms.

-We had dope fiends, prostitutes and everything. -Everything, huh?

-So... -I know exactly what you're talking about.

-I'm from the same clique... -Yeah.

...but just happened to, you know, make some decisions

-and get out of there. -[Crystal] Yes.

It's not like every day you meet somebody from the same hood.

So, Stacy is on my radar right now.

And I'm gonna keep an eye on him.

[Barby] He said that you guys are from Sicily.

-Yes. Yeah. -I've been to Sicily.

-Oh, you... you... -Taormina.

-Taormina is beautiful. Taormina, yeah. -Yeah, yes.

It's one of the most magical places I've ever been to

because I've never seen so many little villages

-on top of a hill like that. -[Anthony] Oh, yeah. It's beautiful.

Anthony comes in, and I can already tell that he's my type,

'cause I like the Italianos.

And he's dressed very nice,

very European, which I love.

-[Anthony] Do you ever go to Positano? -Yes.

-I was just in Amalfi-- -Yeah? Amalfi Coast? Beautiful over there.

[Barby] Like, now we're all friends, we'll be traveling together.

Are you ready, uh, for one of us to be your step-mama?

I was literally calling you "Mami."

[Jami laughs]

-Joe, I like Barby. You like... I mean... -Yeah.

[Anthony] ...she is hot and bubbly and fun.

Like the truth is... they're all beautiful women.

And they're all catching my eye. They're looking at me.

Everyone... that corner eye. So...

[chuckles]

-Are you serious? -[Jacob] Bro, what the [bleep] is happening?

I don't know if I can deal with this.

-I don't know what to do. -[laughing]

-I don't know what to do. I'm... -[laughing]

[Joey] Dude!

The problem is, right, the problem is,

is that all these girls were slowly, like...

-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. -...starting to ease into us, right?

And now they just got the older versions of us.

-We all get what we get from our dads. -[Jacob] Yeah.

So now, it's like they got exactly us,

-just now, it's their age. -They were--

Now, it's their age.

We're not happy, to be honest.

I think we've put in so much work over the past day,

and to have... have our dads come in,

like, shocked is... is an understatement.

So, we're a little bit worried now. I'm not going to lie.

And what do you do, Darren?

I sell private jets.

Got you.

Oh, just small ticket items.

They're established in their careers. I'm not...

I'm not gonna pretend that my dad is not a very successful guy.

That is an attractive part of being a guy.

So, we've got some stiff competition with them, that's for sure.

[Sam] I lose. No. [bleep] this.

-He said, "I lose." [bleep] -[Sam] No, 'cause...

-[all laughing] -[Sam] ...'cause we're sitting there talking,

and my dad... they go, "Oh, what do you do?"

He goes, "I sell private jets," and they all just go.

[all laughing]

[Chris] The dads being closer in age to the women,

it is a little concerning,

but being in this household,

I don't think that's what these women are here for.

Like, they're not here for, like, looking for, like, men their age

that they can, like, share memories with.

They're... they're looking for something new.

[chuckling] You're new?

-[Chris] Oh, yeah, I'm new. I'll be new. -[laughing] Okay.

I mean, I'm not gonna lie. It's not looking too hot for us right now.

-[Chris] Not at all. Not... -[laughing]

Ah! Let's get it, gentlemen.

-[all cheering] -The men are in the house!

[all screaming, cheering]

I have a background in the industry.

I can tell Crystal is very uncomfortable with my past.

I see the side eye over there.

[Crystal] It's obvious that she likes to get all of the attention.

Why should I care?

-Hey, everybody, it's raining! We should go inside! -[Lannette] Let's go!

-Let's go inside! -It's raining men!

[chuckles]

I honestly think, like, I still, like, I'm in shock

to see all these gorgeous men here.

Younger, older.

I have never dated a father and son before,

but I think we're all pretty much game to do whatever.

-[all laughing] -I [bleep] love it!

[all laughing]

[Michael] These are some very, very beautiful women.

Crystal and Lannette have kind of caught my eye.

-Literally... so, the second he walked in... -Right off the rip.

-The second he walked in, I told him, "Hey..." -That's me.

-[Chris] "...you see them right there?" -[Michael] That's me.

[Chris] "I just went on a date with her. I'm trying to get to know her.

I'm trying, you know, I'm trying to make a move.

I got... I got a strategy.

-I've got plans in motion." -[Michael groans] Yeah.

Players gonna play.

-I wasn't expecting to compete against my dad, but... -[chuckles]

[distant chatter]

-What a day. -You feeling it?

-Yeah. -[Barby] Yeah?

Are you trying to process?

-[Jacob] Oh, yeah, massively. -[Barby] Yeah?

-You okay? -Yeah. No, I'm good.

I'm good.

Your dad thought I was like a young...

like, one of the daughters.

-Ah, that's a very nice thing to say. -[Barby] I know.

-[Jacob] That's a very nice-- -[Barby] I'll take it.

There is so much going through my head right now.

I can't really process it.

-I'll drink to that. - [Jacob] My dad coming all the way

to Canada from England,

I wouldn't expect him to do that. And...

Yeah, I think there's, potentially, a little bit of competition now.

My dad's definitely got a lot of game,

and to see him talking to other girls,

and obviously, you know, me and Barby got a little thing.

Yeah. Not great, is it? [chuckles]

[Kelly] So... so, what do you do?

Well, currently, um...

I'm a Phys-Ed teacher.

I've done that for 25 years,

but, uh, before that, I used to be a...

a professional rugby player.

Um, so, a professional sportsman for ten years.

I used to be a professional rugby player in the '90s.

I was married 24 years and...

uh... to be divorced nine months, uh, is a short period of time

to... to fix myself and rebuild.

After the separation, I felt rejected, ultimately, by my wife.

My confidence really took a hit.

I didn't want to get onto the dating scene.

I just really felt that I had to get myself right.

So, this is why I do lots of fitness work.

And my self confidence and self-esteem has improved.

I feel really good. I'm probably in the best shape of my life.

I thought I was old,

but apparently, I'm the silver fox now.

[chuckles]

I'm doing this now because...

Yeah, I'm ready to find the right person now.

Look, you're divorced,

-you're single... -Absolutely.

...and you're looking for somebody,

you're looking for a connection.

And whether it's with a younger man...

-It could be. Right. -...or an older man, hey...

-You never know. -...what the heck.

-You never know. -Try it all.

-So, you love to travel too? -[Anthony] I love to travel.

You know what I love to do?

-I love to get up in the morning... -Mmm-hmm.

[Anthony] ...and go, "Let's go to Miami."

-Oh, you're that guy. -I... Yeah.

-Wait, because I'm-- -And then... and then... and then leave that same day.

-I'm spontaneous like that. -[Anthony] Yeah.

I own Nino's Coal Fired Pizza and Restaurant

in Toms River, New Jersey.

It started with my grandfather and my mother,

and it's a heritage that we have.

And, uh, I think that's what life is about, you know.

The passion of food, the passion of cooking,

and the passion of love.

I think it's all mixed, intertwined together.

-[cell phone chimes] -Hey, guys!

-I've got a message! -[Jami] Ooh!

"Dads, welcome."

[all cheering, whooping]

"Please take some time to check out the house.

And just to make it perfectly clear,

you'll be sharing a room with your sons."

[all groaning]

You don't like that, Dad.

You're not happy about that, trust me.

We come all this way and we got to sleep together?

Like, at least, we could get our own room, no?

Well, what is this? We're in kindergarten again?

Well, you better not be bringing no girls in the room, all right?

I'm telling you right now, while I'm there, I want my privacy.

Yeah. You don't gotta worry about it. I'll give it to you.

I'll give you all the privacy you want.

Chris, over here. Let's go! Miles!

[Sam] Hey, we got to walk a little slower for the old one.

The dads are so hot.

All of them.

[Christina] The dads are fine.

They're hot. The dads are really hot. Yeah.

You know what's interesting?

Are we allowed to go out with a father and a son?

-You know we are. -[all] Oh!

-Oh! -[Christina] I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

There is something exciting about younger guys.

And because I have such a free spirit,

I tend to gravitate towards that,

but there's some dads in the house, that I'm like...

you know, there's some tingles.

I thought I would be into the older guys,

but I have to admit,

-I'm feeling the young. -Yeah.

Oh, you like the young whippersnapper!

-[Christina] I don't know what's going on. -Okay.

[Jami] I feel like maybe

because of the day you spent yesterday,

maybe if you had that kind of day with the dads,

you might feel differently.

-Yeah. -I can tell you right now, I'm not...

I'm not saying "Daddy."

-Wow. -[Jami] Wow.

With the downfall, you know, of my marriage,

I have not had sex with my husband

in, you know, eight years.

I came in guns blazing, wanting to date younger, right?

So, hey, ladies, I'll let you have,

you know, the daddies,

but I'll probably sleep with their sons.

-[Anthony] RILFI? -[Joey] Yeah. Room I like to [bleep] in.

-All right. -[chuckling] That's what it really means.

-Room I like to [bleep] in, yeah. -[Ashley] RILFI?

[Darren] I might have to use that room.

[Stacy] Oh, wow.

[Sam speaking]

If you weren't here...

maybe I would.

[chuckles]

This is our room.

-[Anthony] Come on. -Three guys are in here. So, six guys now are in here.

[Anthony] No, this ain't working, all right?

There's food on the floor. We're cleaning this [bleep] up.

-What the [bleep] is this? -[Miles laughing]

[Stacy] I'm a grown-ass man. I don't share no room with nobody.

-This is not gonna cut it, bro. -[laughing]

Are y'all serious? Y'all joking, right?

Miles and I haven't seen each other

or even had time to talk to each other.

And it seems like forever in a day,

and we're basically moving in the same room together.

I don't share rooms.

-Oh, this is like, bunked up. -First of all, I'm not listening...

-I'm not gonna smell y'all farts all night. -[Joey laughing]

[Miles] My dad makes me feel very uncomfortable.

He's very overbearing, and...

as a result of that, I am a bit more quiet.

I do love my dad.

I wish we could be closer, but...

[blows raspberry]

-[cell phone chimes] -[Anthony] Hold on.

[blows whistle] I got a message.

-[chattering] -[Anthony] Come on, let's go!

-Andiamo. -[women chuckle]

"It's time for your next challenge.

Today is all about letting your guard down.

When you are able to do that,

you can be more honest with yourself,

which allows you to form stronger connections with each other.

The challenge is dads versus sons."

Oh, they're going down.

-[mouthing] Oh! -[Michael] That's an easy win.

[Ashley] Where's the competition?

"See... see who can outperform...

each other in a sexy..." Oh, [bleep]

-Oh, yeah, it's gonna be mean. -[Joey] Oh, we're winning this!

"...in a sexy striptease."

[all screaming] Oh!

[indistinct shouting]

-Let's go! -[Chris] We got this!

No, we got this. We got this. We're good. We good.

"And, ladies, get ready because you are going to be the judges."

-[Lannette] All right, now. -"The winning team will win a group date

with the ladies for a night out on the town."

[all cheering]

[Sam] No [bleep] way am I gonna have to

-get naked and grind on girls in front of my dad. -[chuckles]

[Anthony] Joe, well, this ain't us.

This is not what our family is about.

So, let's try to, you know, keep it classy.

-No eye contact. [chuckles] -[chuckling] No touching each other.

I don't know.

All right, but we gotta have a routine planned.

We need a plan.

Keep it simple.

And... where it's kind of sexy, kind of funny.

They're gonna come in planning.

You already know that these dads are coming in hot.

I don't want to be the one left at the house alone tonight.

-[bleep] -Oh, yeah!

-Now, we in my groove! -[laughing]

I want to dads here, okay?

We're not sitting home, while our kids are out on our date.

Here we go. Winners never quit, and quitters never win.

[Anthony] We are not sitting home tonight.

[screaming]

Oh, my God.

[Chris] I can't lose to my dad. Oh, God, no.

Not in a striptease.

[Crystal] Oh, boy!

[Kelly] Yes, take it off!

[all cheering, shouting]

[Chris] Y'all ready? Let's do it.

[rhythmically clapping]

Take your time, baby. I don't give a [bleep] about that chair back there.

I'm focused on you, baby girl.

What's up?

I need my boys in the back on cue, though.

-Rhythm, way up. -[Joey] Come on, Chris.

-[Chris] There we go. -Come on, baby.

-[Chris] There we go. -Yeah.

-[Joey] Ooh. -[clapping continues]

-Ooh. -[Joey laughs]

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's an effect, baby. That's got a London effect.

Me and my dad definitely have not dated in the same pool.

Um, he's sort of recently divorced.

So, I think I'm gonna definitely be walking on thin ice,

in terms of what I'm doing around my dad.

He's gonna see some things that he probably doesn't wanna see.

I mean, this is a whole new ballgame to me.

[all] One, two, three...

Four, we're going... [vocalizing]

-Wait, wait. -When are we gonna do that?

Okay, so whenever they do that, we're... we're right here in step

or we're going forward in step, like--

-We're going forward in step. -[Michael] Okay.

-You changed that. -[Michael vocalizing]

[Anthony] This is definitely gonna be a challenge.

These guys are younger,

maybe their bodies are little tighter.

But I think the dads have a little more swagger, you know?

-Okay. -So wait, Stacy.

Just so I get this right. You--

Are you saying we're gonna work the room first,

then we all come back, and then we start the routine?

-[Michael] Yeah? -Yeah.

-Mmm-hmm. -[Anthony] Okay, okay.

-All right? Okay. -[Darren] Agree, agree, agree.

[Michael] We're gonna have to bring something

that the sons can't do.

Something that they can't bring to the table.

The advantage that we bring is, is experience.

Young men, they go in hard.

Older guys, they go in long.

So, I'm coming with the heat.

-I mean-- [laughs] -[laughs]

We gotta win this date with the girls, right?

Imagine our kids win it,

and we're stuck here looking at each other,

-and they're out with the girls. -Yeah.

[Anthony] That'd be a little [bleep] up.

[Michael laughs]

So, as you guys know, I have a background in the industry.

[Lannette] Hey, girl, were you a stripper?

-[Barby] A proud one. -[Crystal] Like...

[Lannette] Yeah.

-Yeah, exactly. -[Christina] Yes, girl!

-Yes, I love it. I love it. -[Barby] Yeah.

[Crystal] It's obvious that Barby was a stripper

because she likes to get all of the attention.

Why should I care?

You know, I thought I was gonna make it into the loving arms of Broadway,

but I ended up on a strip club, so... [laughs]

-You know, it is what it is. -[Kelly laughs]

[Jami] I love it.

I see the side-eye. I see the side-eye over there.

[Crystal speaking]

I can tell Crystal's very uncomfortable with my past.

And it's not even spoken.

It's very, like...

The bombastic side-eye.

I don't know. She's being judgmental.

They gonna do a crutch dance?

-[Lannette] Ah-- -Hey, don't talk about crutches

'cause I'd like crutches.

-Aw! -Wow!

-I didn't realize this is all happening. -Wait. Okay.

-I-- I-- -No, but what about the other dude?

-So fast, girl! -I really-- I really--

-What about St. Louis? -I really wanna go on a date with him

-and St. Louis. -[Lannette] Right?

Because me and St. Louis, we come from the same hood.

We were able to talk about the same landmarks, same streets.

I asked Joey how he felt about me being his stepmom.

[women laughing]

Oh, wait, hold on. Who else is feeling Anthony?

Anthony? That's my goodfellas.

Crystal is like, "And that's my baby and that's my baby

and that's my baby." They're all her babies.

But that's not gonna stop me from I'm trying to get to know whoever I want.

Hoes before bros? No.

I'mma be somebody's stepmom before I leave here.

-[Lannette chuckles] -[Crystal] I ain't lying.

[Barby] Yeah!

All right, girls, let's bring the dads out.

-You ready? -[women cheering]

[Lannette] You ready? Let's do it!

-Come on out. -Come on, daddies!

[Lannette] Whoo!

[women clamoring]

Yes!

[Ashley] Obviously, it's really important

that we win the first competition with the boys

because we've got the opportunity

of going out on a date with the lovely young ladies.

Since my divorce, I've had two dates.

So, I think it's really important

to get that connection, to get the eye contact,

the touching, the moves.

-[Darren] Ladies? -Yeah?

You guys ready to go on a date tonight?

-Yes. -Aw.

-Wait. Wait! -So ready.

-Maybe. -Y'all trying to play with them little boys?

-[Anthony] Maybe? There's no maybe. -[Barby] Yeah. May the best--

[women cheering]

-[Jami] "Big Loads." -[Kelly] "Big Loads."

[Jami] Wow!

Oh, my God.

-[Christina] Whoo! -[indistinct conversation]

[Crystal] 'Big Loads."

-Go ahead and warm it up for us. -[Anthony] Go ahead.

-We'll take care of the rest. -Let's see what you got, yeah.

-We're all ready. Go ahead. -[Chris] Get in line, boys.

[Crystal] Oh, [bleep].

[upbeat jazz music playing]

[rhythmically clapping]

All right, all right, all right.

[laughs]

Go, Jacob!

-Oh! -[Crystal] Oh, yeah!

-[Jami] Hey, hey, hey, hey! -[Crystal] Okay.

[Lannette] Yeah. Okay.

[Kelly] Oh, no.

[women speaking indistinctly]

[Lannette] I have one word to describe an experience

where a younger guy is doing a striptease in front of his father.

That is "trauma."

-[music continues] -[indistinct conversation]

[women exclaiming]

The idea of seducing women in front of my dad

is definitely, I think, it's a taboo thing for anyone, right?

-Yeah. You've got your mother to think about as well. -[Jacob] Oh, my God.

-[Ashley] Um-- -Don't get started on that.

-[Ashley laughs] I know. -[laughs]

[women cheering]

-[Crystal] Yes! -Lordy, lordy, lordy!

[women exclaiming]

-[Michael] Okay, y'all... -[Christina] Yes!

[Crystal] Oh! Lord, help us.

-Oh! -[Christina] Lord, have mercy!

[women cheering and applauding]

I've never actually done a striptease with my dad

looking over my shoulder, just looking into my soul.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have to go to therapy together.

-I'm like... [shudders] -[laughs] Hmm.

[women cheering]

-Good job, good job! -All right, boys. Nice job!

-Now it's time to make room for the dads. -Whoo!

[Michael] We know women.

You just can't come in and go... [grunting] bam, bam, boom, bam, bam!

You gotta set it up.

We're gonna be laid back.

And we're not trying to drop anything too hot,

because I... I know I go down too low,

-I'm like, "Oh, Lord. Somebody help me." -God... [laughs]

[laughs]

Ladies, please let me welcome Rod's Pipe & Drain.

-[Barby] Yeah, baby! -[women cheering]

[seductive music playing]

We are here to clean your drain.

Your [bleep] is our goal.

No pun intended, but we had a handicap. Me.

I'm on crutches. So I couldn't dance.

So we had to come up with a quick strategy

and we decided I would kind of be the emcee, a little Magic Mike action.

Take it off!

[Darren] Show 'em some skin.

Let's go, Pipes, show 'em a little skin!

[Jacob] I... I watched for a couple of seconds

while I could take it, and then the cringe started to kick in.

I mean, you're a... You're not a bad dancer.

You're a bit of a dad dancer, I won't lie.

[chuckles] Uh, the-- All the dads were dad dancers, actually.

Yeah.

[Barby] Show me what you got, right about here.

These daddies, uh, have got going on tonight in the striptease.

Between the body language, the shaking and grinding.

And there's Ashley, and I'm like, "Whoa!"

These dads are turning us on right now, for sure.

[Lannette] Wow.

[women exclaiming]

I do see that the sons are embarrassed

by the fact that some of the dads do have better abs than their own sons.

Anthony, he keeps himself in great shape.

-[women cheering] -[Darren] And we are Rod's Pipe & Drain.

Your [bleep] is our goal!

-[Barby] Yeah! Whoo! -Oh, my word.

-Fade to black! -[women exclaiming and cheering]

[Barby] Whoo!

[Christina] Damn!

[cell phone chimes]

[Jami] Hey, guys, listen to this.

"Ladies, you've seen all the moves.

It's time for you to decide which team wins.

The fathers or the sons.

Men, give the ladies some space

as they take a moment to discuss and decide the winner."

[Chris] It's the dads versus the sons on this one.

So besides the fact that the younger guys

get a chance to take the women out,

it's just the fact that, like, I can't lose to my dad as well.

We'll see you in a bit.

[Barby] You have the younger guys

who have obviously less body fat, more abs.

But then you have the dads with more experience and better moves

than some of the younger guys, and it's not how you look

when you take off your little dinky costume.

It's also who you want to get to know better going forward.

As much as I do like Jacob and we're vibing,

I mean, the dads are so hot.

It's anyone's game right now.

Bye!

Can I talk to you outside?

[Crystal] Oh, Lord.

Holy [bleep]. It's about to go down.

-[Barby] You're gaslighting me. -I'm not gaslighting you.

I'm friends with women that are much worse than you.

-Much worse than me? There it is. -Okay. Well, I mean, for real.

-I think we made our decision. -Yeah. Yeah.

[Christina] The dads and sons just performed,

and the ladies get to choose the winner

for a night out on the town.

-[Chris] Yeah, they're worried. -[Joey] They're scrambling.

You can see they're worried. They worried--

[Sam] They're like all...

[Jacob] I'm hoping to go on a second date with Barby.

So there is no option but to win.

There's definitely a possibility that Barby could form a connection

with the dads tonight, and I'm a little bit nervous, to be honest.

All right, guys, with much deliberation,

and it was a hard decision...

we've decided...

we're going with the daddios!

[all exclaiming]

-That's what I'm talking about. Yeah! -[women cheering]

[Darren] Yeah, baby!

Somehow, by the grace of God, uh, the... the older men won.

I must say, I don't know how that happened,

but they did.

Sorry, boys.

[all laughing]

Many of them aren't convinced you guys won.

Many of who? All the women agreed.

-I was even told that it was my announcing. -[Sam] Seems like some of--

-Uh, you definitely-- -[Darren] My Matthew McConaughey.

-That kinda carried it. -We were--

We were told to do a stripping routine.

There was nothing routine about your guys'.

-Your guys' was organized chaos. -You're right.

It was... it was exceptional. It wasn't routine.

-Yours was routine. -No. It was an organized chaos.

-All right, ladies! -[Darren] All right, ladies. Let's go!

All right, let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

[Barby] Bye-bye.

[Joey] We just lost the striptease to our fathers.

We are gonna just be sitting on our asses right here tonight.

We're not leaving.

Not finding love tonight. Absolutely not.

♪ I wanna let go right now

♪ Speed it up Slow it down ♪

[Kelly] This is such a fun night.

[Crystal laughs] St. Louis, you gotta keep up now.

So, I'm so excited to get out of the house

and go on a date with these guys

because this gives me a chance to get to know them better.

If there are any other women that are interested

in the same guys that I'm interested in,

especially Stacy and Darren, I don't have a strategy.

I'm gonna be me.

And I already know they're gonna pick me just because of who I am.

-Whoo! -Here we come.

-Whoo! -[Jami] Yeah.

[rock music playing]

-Right here. -[Lannette] Oh, you're perfect.

[Barby chuckles] I did it.

[Kelly] Right here, guys. Right here.

Oh, nice.

Prefect, right? How nice is this?

Well, you know, the women have been playing with the little young boys

for a little while now, you know, baby, baby,

breastfeeding them, I don't know.

But it's time for the men to step up.

It's time for them to come to some real men,

to take 'em out, show 'em how gentlemen act.

And I know they're not getting that treatment

from the... from the boys, at all.

[rock music playing]

[Anthony] That's what we need.

-A nice shot of tequila. -[Crystal] Hey! Hey!

-And then we'll line them up. -Hey!

[Barby] Guys!

Thank you, sir.

[Anthony speaking]

-No. -All right.

I'm having a good time with the dads at the bar.

I've kinda got my eyes on Anthony

just 'cause he's so different.

He's not my type at all, but he has sort of an energy

about him that's very appealing.

The guys I go for are usually broke,

not that smart and not that nice.

It's gonna be crazy having a choice

between the dads and the sons,

especially seeing that Joey is so hot and cute,

and then so is his father.

It could get a little confusing.

Oh, you're fine.

[Anthony] I know. I know!

You're right.

[laughs]

[rock music playing]

[all exclaiming and cheering]

Whoo-hoo! Whoo!

[Barby] Wow.

Excellent.

[Crystal and Stacy laugh]

[both laughing]

[Crystal] So, I see Barby dancing with Darren.

And I'm like, "Are you serious right now?"

Like, you know, I know that she knows that I'm interested in Darren.

[sighs] It's about to be a night.

[rock music playing]

-[Barby] Yeah! -[Darren speaking]

[chuckles]

[Crystal] Mmm-hmm.

[Darren speaking]

Okay.

Too soon to be saying someone is off limits.

Like, girl, what are you doing?

Fair game.

It's not the time.

No one is off-limits.

Not yet.

[Darren] A cosmo.

She called Darren her man?

[Crystal speaking]

-I do? -You have a gorgeous--

Thank you. So do you.

[Crystal speaking]

Seeing Crystal act this way triggered me a little bit

because I had told myself that was not going to make

the same mistakes that I typically do,

which is find the girl with the most drama

and go date her.

-Excuse me. -I'm gonna go sit down

-'cause my... my dogs are barking. -All right.

But then again, Crystal and Barby are so hot.

[laughs]

Again, like, you got a seven on your first one, you win. 'Cause after you...

-[continues indistinctly] -Can I talk to you outside?

My feet hurt. What's up? I'm getting a drink. What's up?

-Have a seat. -No, I don't wanna do it here.

-You wanna talk to me outside? -Yeah.

Oh, Lord. Okay.

I'll be right back, y'all.

Oh, Lord.

[Christina] I definitely feel that there is heat

in the air tonight with Barby and Crystal.

There's... there's definitely a dynamic going on,

and we were like, "Holy [bleep].

It's about to go down." [laughs]

Girl, you got a [bleep] problem.

-I don't have a [bleep] problem! -[Crystal] Bye!

I don't give a [bleep] about what the [bleep] you've done.

Sit your punk ass down!

-Yeah. Yeah. -My punk ass?

[Crystal] What's up?

I... I think that we started off on the right foot.

-Mmm-hmm. -[Barby] And I was excited to room with you,

but I'm getting some weird tension from you.

Like, every time I talk about being a stripper in my past,

you get really kind of uncomfortable or mad,

or you turn your back to me or you get, like, snarky with me.

And every single time that I'm talking to somebody that you're interested in,

you get upset with me,

when it's all of us just talking to everybody,

trying to get to know everybody.

-Like, I'm not-- -Like who?

You did it with Darren tonight.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

First of all, if you were a stripper,

I don't give a [bleep] about that.

But then why do you get weird every single time

-it comes up? -[Crystal] I don't get weird.

-[Barby] No, you're gaslighting me right now. -No, no.

-I'm not gaslighting you. -[Barby] You're gaslighting me, [bleep].

Girl, I don't give a [bleep] about you being no [bleep] damn stripper.

I've been... I'm friends with women that are much worse than you.

-Much worse than me? There it is. -[Crystal] Okay. Well, I mean,

-for real. -[Barby] Much worse than me.

Okay. So, what? For real?

Girl, [bleep].

-Hi. Can I sit right in the middle of you guys? -You okay, girl?

Can I let you slide in?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm so sorry.

-Your foot-- -No, it's okay.

[Barby] When I confront Crystal,

she was trying to make me look like I was crazy for bringing up all the things

that she was actually doing in front of me.

She's going after Stacy and Darren and Anthony,

and being weird and rude to me about my past,

and she's just not being very nice to me.

-[Stacy] You good? -Ooh. Yeah.

She ain't got no other re-- reality but to be good.

I don't even understand what that means.

[Crystal] Girl, look. I'm good.

-[Ashley] You okay, Crystal? -[Crystal] How y'all doing? Y'all good?

-[Ashley] Yeah. -[Crystal] I'm good.

Basically, I got called out on some bull [bleep]

about somebody's what they do with their life,

that I don't [bleep] care about.

[scoffs] That's what that was, but I ain't the one.

You already know.

So, what I really think it is, is that Barby must have thought

that she was going to be the woman in the house

that was going to get all of the attention.

And then here we are, at the bar,

and I'm getting called out for...

acting a certain way because she said she's a stripper.

Like, girl, get out of here.

-If you've got a problem with you being a past stripper... -[Barby] I did.

-...then that is your problem. -I don't.

But I don't give a [bleep] if you go out there

and sell your [bleep] there on the corner.

-I don't give a [bleep], okay? -[Barby] Treat me like it [bleep] matter.

[Crystal] We all got a [bleep] damn past.

So why do you feel bad about you being a stripper?

-I don't feel bad! -[Crystal] So--

I feel bad when women who have children like me and you judge me for it.

What did I do to judge you?

Historically, seeing women fight like this is not unattractive.

This is the type of women that I always go for.

I had just made the decision

that I was gonna go for something a little less spicy.

Normally, it's, no, I'm the moth,

that drama is the flame, and I fly into it and die.

But the new me, this is a red flag.

-Excuse me. -[Crystal] Not something that I might have said, okay?

Girl, you got a [bleep] problem. Get the [bleep] out of my [bleep] damn face.

-I don't have a [bleep] problem. -[Crystal] Bye!

-Bye! Bye. -And here you go.

There you go, sit in the middle.

[Crystal] I ain't got to sit in the middle. I ain't got

-to sit in the middle. -[Barby] Take whatever you want.

-Get yourself a jet and buy a-- -[Crystal] [bleep] you.

That's what it is.

-No, it's the other way around. -[Crystal] No. Whatever.

-Bye. -Don't [bleep] try me.

Because you a [bleep] damn stripper?

I don't give a [bleep]!

[Lannette] The screaming match between the two ladies,

for me personally, is unacceptable.

I don't think that Barby and Crystal are necessarily acting like the most mature,

refined women right now, and I do see how it could

potentially give the rest of us a bad rap.

I don't give a [bleep] about what the [bleep] you've done.

-[Barby] You said, "Worse than you." -No, no.

-I ain't said [bleep] to you. -[Ashley] Come on--

-[Barby] "Worse than you." -Sit your punk ass down.

[Barby] My punk ass?

-My punk ass? -Sit your punk ass down.

-Yeah. Yeah. -My punk ass?

-[Crystal] Yeah. -Whoo!

She better throw it at the floor

'cause she ain't gonna throw it at me.

[Barby] Crystal is obviously gaslighting me

into believing that my experience is not the truth.

No, [bleep] that [bleep]!

[Barby] My punk ass!

[Crystal] At this point, I'm like, "Girl, why are you really pissed off?"

I mean, just really, just go ahead and admit the truth.

You're mad at me because I'm getting more attention,

and you thought that you were gonna be queen bee up in here,

and you not."

[Chris] Whoo! Barby!

[Jacob] Are they back?

What's going down? What's going down?

[Barby] Just grab all my [bleep].

Everything on this bed is mine.

With Barby moving out, uh, clearly, there are some hard feelings.

Do you think I was wrong?

Like you said, "You don't throw objects, you throw hands."

-[Crystal] I throw hands. -[laughs]

[woman] We're gonna have an experience of sexual yoga.

Can you please snuggle a bit closer?

[Joey] I'm trying to, like, stay focused,

-but how do you do that when your dad's there? -It's just--

[Jami] I've been holding a secret,

and I have to get it off my chest.

The reason why I'm not having a connection is...

Oh.

Who the [bleep] is that?

[Christina] What the hell is this girl doing here?

Is she here for what we're here for?

Is she here to just stir [bleep] up?

What's going on?