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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,814 --> 00:00:04,710 ♪ Seven in the morning We're just gettin' started ♪ 2 00:00:04,710 --> 00:00:09,503 Since my divorce, my dating life is an absolute train wreck. 3 00:00:09,503 --> 00:00:13,227 I am successful in most areas of my life, 4 00:00:13,227 --> 00:00:14,710 except love. 5 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:17,434 Anybody here? 6 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,814 [Barby] So, I'm coming here for a genuine connection. 7 00:00:19,814 --> 00:00:22,917 Who knows? Hopefully, I can find somebody to fall in love with. 8 00:00:22,917 --> 00:00:24,572 Where are the men? 9 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,745 -[women] Whoo! -[Barby] Bring it, boys! 10 00:00:27,745 --> 00:00:29,710 Ladies, ladies, ladies! 11 00:00:29,710 --> 00:00:32,952 [Lannette] Dating younger men is a rejuvenation process. 12 00:00:32,952 --> 00:00:35,331 It takes me back in time, makes me feel young. 13 00:00:35,331 --> 00:00:36,848 You guys looked great coming in. 14 00:00:36,848 --> 00:00:39,745 Can we agree? The ladies are pretty beautiful themselves. 15 00:00:39,745 --> 00:00:41,400 -Yeah! -[indistinct chatter] 16 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,952 I don't smell like an old person, 17 00:00:42,952 --> 00:00:44,607 and I definitely don't want my man 18 00:00:44,607 --> 00:00:46,124 to smell like an old person, either. 19 00:00:46,124 --> 00:00:48,021 It's time for your first challenge. 20 00:00:48,917 --> 00:00:50,952 [all whooping] 21 00:00:50,952 --> 00:00:52,917 [Jami] The duo that fills the jar with the most... 22 00:00:52,917 --> 00:00:54,227 [Joey] Oh, that's thick. 23 00:00:54,227 --> 00:00:57,021 [Jami] ...gets to ask someone out for a romantic date 24 00:00:57,021 --> 00:00:59,021 out on the town. 25 00:00:59,021 --> 00:01:00,814 This is definitely not boring. 26 00:01:00,814 --> 00:01:02,193 [Jami chuckles] 27 00:01:02,193 --> 00:01:03,710 Who were you attracted to? 28 00:01:03,710 --> 00:01:06,503 Well, I think you were one of the first people to walk in. 29 00:01:06,503 --> 00:01:09,607 -The first. Yeah. -Yeah, so you were already like... Schwing! 30 00:01:09,607 --> 00:01:12,021 [Crystal] What she needed to do was worry about her date, 31 00:01:12,021 --> 00:01:13,331 and get the [bleep] off mine. 32 00:01:13,331 --> 00:01:15,641 -[both laughing] - [Jacob] I'm buzzing, to be honest. 33 00:01:15,641 --> 00:01:18,089 As first dates go, that was so good. 34 00:01:26,021 --> 00:01:28,814 -Guys, guys... -Look at that. 35 00:01:28,814 --> 00:01:30,710 ...that's my [bleep] dad. 36 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:32,021 -[Jami gasps] -[Kelly] What? 37 00:01:32,021 --> 00:01:33,089 [Lannette] I feel faint. 38 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,917 Holy [bleep]! 39 00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:46,503 Oh, my God! 40 00:01:46,503 --> 00:01:48,399 -Oh, my God, it's my dad. -[women] Whoo! 41 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,296 What the [bleep] is how... 42 00:01:51,296 --> 00:01:53,503 is exactly how I'm feeling right now. [chuckles] 43 00:01:53,503 --> 00:01:55,296 My dad's here. [laughs] 44 00:01:55,296 --> 00:01:57,503 [Lannette] Oh, my God! 45 00:01:57,503 --> 00:01:59,227 What's up! 46 00:01:59,227 --> 00:02:02,710 -On the crutches! On the crutches! -That's my son. 47 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:04,503 [Sam] I'm coming up the stairs. You're broken. 48 00:02:04,503 --> 00:02:07,296 [Chris] You're in the cross! 49 00:02:09,021 --> 00:02:10,641 [both chuckling] 50 00:02:10,641 --> 00:02:12,745 It is a what-the-[bleep] moment. 51 00:02:12,745 --> 00:02:15,641 I had no idea my son was gonna be here. 52 00:02:15,641 --> 00:02:19,021 -I look over and I see these legs going, "Yeah..." -[chuckling] 53 00:02:19,021 --> 00:02:21,193 ...just bouncing around like Jimmie Walker. 54 00:02:21,193 --> 00:02:23,296 -[laughing] -I'm like, "There's my son." 55 00:02:23,296 --> 00:02:25,124 -I'm Darren. -[Sam] This is my Dad. 56 00:02:25,124 --> 00:02:29,124 Oh, my God! The dads are hotter than the sons. 57 00:02:29,124 --> 00:02:30,917 Even the one on the crutch. 58 00:02:32,088 --> 00:02:35,917 What's going on? Are we dating the sons and their fathers? 59 00:02:35,917 --> 00:02:37,710 This could be awkward. 60 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:39,124 This is my dad, Anthony. 61 00:02:39,124 --> 00:02:41,021 -Nice to meet you. Sam. -How are you? Nice to meet you. Hey, Sam. 62 00:02:41,021 --> 00:02:42,296 -Hi. Jacob. -Jacob. 63 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:44,745 I want the one in the crutches. 64 00:02:44,745 --> 00:02:48,088 Yeah, definitely the dads are giving me coochie tingles. 65 00:02:48,088 --> 00:02:51,021 -What the [bleep] is going on here? -[both laughing] 66 00:02:51,021 --> 00:02:54,814 I mean, I am a devious, mischievous woman by nature, 67 00:02:54,814 --> 00:02:58,021 so I'm having fun with the fact that I can see Jacob 68 00:02:58,021 --> 00:03:01,745 clearly start to sweat by having his dad here. 69 00:03:01,745 --> 00:03:04,124 -My goodness. You did good. -[Jacob] We've been hanging out. 70 00:03:04,124 --> 00:03:05,607 -You did. --Aw! [chuckles] 71 00:03:05,607 --> 00:03:07,227 I don't know what's going on in the house. 72 00:03:07,227 --> 00:03:09,745 These ladies are in their... in their 40s and and 50s, 73 00:03:09,745 --> 00:03:13,021 and my son's here as well. So, what the hell's going on? 74 00:03:13,021 --> 00:03:15,089 -It's mad. It's surreal. -[chuckles softly] 75 00:03:15,089 --> 00:03:17,434 -Hi, I'm Lannette. -I'm Darren. 76 00:03:17,434 --> 00:03:19,296 -Darren, nice to meet you. -Very nice to meet you. 77 00:03:19,296 --> 00:03:20,814 -You have a wonderful son. -I know, 78 00:03:20,814 --> 00:03:21,848 -but thank you. -He's amazing. 79 00:03:21,848 --> 00:03:23,021 -Nice to meet you. -[Jami] Nice to meet you. 80 00:03:23,021 --> 00:03:24,607 -Yes. -Nice to meet you. Of course. 81 00:03:24,607 --> 00:03:26,124 -I swear, Joe, I was so happy to see you. -Me too. 82 00:03:26,124 --> 00:03:27,917 I was like... Yeah, would you... 83 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,607 -Did you feel the same way? -Hundred percent. Yeah. 84 00:03:29,607 --> 00:03:31,745 -At first you were in shock. You went, "Oh, [bleep]" -I was definitely like, 85 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,814 "Oh, [bleep]." Like, "Oh, my God." 86 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,400 -[Jami] He's a great guy. -You a good guy? Yeah? 87 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,400 -[Jami] He's doing a good job. -You guys have been here for a day? 88 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,607 -[Jami] Yeah. -Yeah? 89 00:03:38,607 --> 00:03:39,951 I'm Anthony. 90 00:03:39,951 --> 00:03:42,193 I would've never thought I'd see my son in this situation 91 00:03:42,193 --> 00:03:44,021 with, you know, all these older women. 92 00:03:44,021 --> 00:03:45,503 I just never thought you liked older women. 93 00:03:45,503 --> 00:03:47,434 [Joey] Yeah. I know, I do. 94 00:03:47,434 --> 00:03:49,021 -Yeah. -I wanna call 'em "Mami." 95 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:50,710 [chuckling] "Mami." Oh, gosh. 96 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:53,193 -Joe! [bleep] -[both chuckling] 97 00:03:53,193 --> 00:03:54,917 -Hi. Hi. -Hello. 98 00:03:54,917 --> 00:03:55,951 Hi. Ashley. 99 00:03:55,951 --> 00:03:58,021 -There's two of you? -Yeah, there is. 100 00:03:58,021 --> 00:04:00,710 -We're quite similar, right? -Yeah. I... I'm a hugger, so... 101 00:04:00,710 --> 00:04:03,503 [chuckling] Oh! Lovely to meet you. 102 00:04:03,503 --> 00:04:05,641 -It's bizarre-- -Jacob and I went on a date last night. 103 00:04:05,641 --> 00:04:06,710 [Jacob] Mmm. 104 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:08,503 -[mouthing] Oh? -[Jacob] We did. Yeah. 105 00:04:08,503 --> 00:04:10,917 I mean, obviously, I was getting into the groove of things, you know? 106 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,331 Things were going super well. 107 00:04:12,331 --> 00:04:14,021 Went on a date before. 108 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,503 I was loving life, right? 109 00:04:15,503 --> 00:04:17,331 And then suddenly, my dad comes in, 110 00:04:17,331 --> 00:04:19,848 and that's just changed up the whole dynamic. 111 00:04:19,848 --> 00:04:23,434 Um... yeah, I wasn't really sure how to act around you, to be honest. 112 00:04:23,434 --> 00:04:25,641 Like, with Barby... hand around her, I was like... 113 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,296 "Maybe I should move that away." 114 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:30,848 This [bleep] crazy. 115 00:04:30,848 --> 00:04:34,193 -No way! -[both laughing] 116 00:04:34,193 --> 00:04:36,021 -This [bleep] is crazy! -I feel you. 117 00:04:36,021 --> 00:04:37,193 [both laughing] 118 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:38,814 [all laughing] 119 00:04:38,814 --> 00:04:41,021 Not in a million years, would I ever expect 120 00:04:41,021 --> 00:04:42,848 to see my dad walk through that door. 121 00:04:42,848 --> 00:04:45,124 I separated myself from my dad years ago 122 00:04:45,124 --> 00:04:47,917 because it was a very toxic relationship. 123 00:04:47,917 --> 00:04:50,296 We haven't spoken in years, so... 124 00:04:50,296 --> 00:04:52,538 I've never felt this awkward in my entire life. 125 00:04:52,538 --> 00:04:54,641 [indistinct chatter] 126 00:04:54,641 --> 00:04:55,814 Hmm. 127 00:04:55,814 --> 00:04:57,503 [Stacy speaking] 128 00:04:58,745 --> 00:05:00,331 And um... 129 00:05:00,331 --> 00:05:03,641 when things were going toxic in our relationship 130 00:05:03,641 --> 00:05:05,607 due to my infidelity... 131 00:05:05,607 --> 00:05:07,400 he witnessed a lot of it. 132 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,124 And he voiced his opinion about some things, 133 00:05:10,124 --> 00:05:12,296 which, you know, kind of, hurt me. 134 00:05:12,296 --> 00:05:15,089 We became very distant. 135 00:05:15,089 --> 00:05:17,710 -[indistinct chatter] -[Miles and Stacy chuckle] 136 00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:20,193 [Miles] I kinda just called him out on his bull [bleep]. 137 00:05:20,193 --> 00:05:21,227 So, I left. 138 00:05:21,227 --> 00:05:23,021 I tried to mend the relationship with him, 139 00:05:23,021 --> 00:05:24,917 but he never responded. 140 00:05:24,917 --> 00:05:26,365 I never got any texts back. 141 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,917 I tried, but... 142 00:05:32,296 --> 00:05:33,503 [indistinct chatter] 143 00:05:33,503 --> 00:05:35,400 How long y'all going to be here? Hold up, hold up. 144 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,917 [chattering continues] 145 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:38,193 Time out! 146 00:05:38,952 --> 00:05:40,227 Love the dads. 147 00:05:40,227 --> 00:05:42,021 How long are they gonna be here, though? 148 00:05:42,021 --> 00:05:44,124 -[all laughing] -Like, let's go ahead and address that. 149 00:05:44,124 --> 00:05:46,745 --Yeah, ideally. [laughs] -Like, you guys can kick it for a couple hours. 150 00:05:46,745 --> 00:05:48,193 -And then go home. -You know, once the sun goes down, 151 00:05:48,193 --> 00:05:49,089 y'all gotta get up going. 152 00:05:49,089 --> 00:05:50,572 -[all laughing] -[cell phone chimes] 153 00:05:52,538 --> 00:05:54,917 Okay, if I could have everybody's attention, 154 00:05:54,917 --> 00:05:56,193 you're gonna wanna hear this. 155 00:05:57,434 --> 00:05:58,952 "As you've realized by now, 156 00:05:58,952 --> 00:06:00,503 the men that arrived today 157 00:06:00,503 --> 00:06:01,917 are the single dads..." 158 00:06:01,917 --> 00:06:04,503 -[all whooping] -"...of the young men you've been getting to know." 159 00:06:04,503 --> 00:06:06,021 [all laughing] 160 00:06:06,021 --> 00:06:09,021 -"Jacob, your father, Ashley, is here." -Yep. 161 00:06:09,021 --> 00:06:11,124 "Miles' dad is Stacy. 162 00:06:11,124 --> 00:06:12,814 Anthony is Joey's dad. 163 00:06:13,296 --> 00:06:15,503 Darren is Sam's father. 164 00:06:15,503 --> 00:06:19,676 And Michael and Christopher are our final father and son." 165 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:22,607 The dads are here to stay, girls. 166 00:06:22,607 --> 00:06:24,296 [all laughing, cheering] 167 00:06:26,227 --> 00:06:27,917 "This may not have been what you expected, 168 00:06:27,917 --> 00:06:30,434 but everyone here is looking for a real connection. 169 00:06:30,434 --> 00:06:34,503 Things may have changed a little bit, but the goal remains the same... 170 00:06:34,503 --> 00:06:36,021 to find love. Good luck." 171 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:39,503 -[Kelly] Cheers to love. -[all cheering] 172 00:06:39,503 --> 00:06:40,952 [all laughing] 173 00:06:40,952 --> 00:06:43,814 -You guys just threw a monkey wrench in this [bleep]. -[Kelly] Cheers! 174 00:06:43,814 --> 00:06:44,917 [all laughing] 175 00:06:44,917 --> 00:06:47,434 You're in competition with your dad! 176 00:06:47,434 --> 00:06:50,745 -Never in my life have I been on a double date with my dad. -Never have I ever. 177 00:06:50,745 --> 00:06:52,917 -[chuckles] -But there was one time growing up, 178 00:06:52,917 --> 00:06:54,296 uh, he did take us on a date 179 00:06:54,296 --> 00:06:56,400 with, uh, a lady he was interested in. 180 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,227 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah, and it was really weird. 181 00:06:58,227 --> 00:06:59,503 -I didn't have a sitter. -Yeah. 182 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,193 -Yeah, and basically, we all went to IHOP. -[laughs] 183 00:07:01,193 --> 00:07:03,227 -[Chris] We were literally-- -And my sons looked at me, like, 184 00:07:03,227 --> 00:07:04,814 "This is not gonna work, Dad. 185 00:07:04,814 --> 00:07:06,193 Can you pass the syrup?" 186 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,917 [both laughing] 187 00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:09,641 [Crystal laughing] Oh! 188 00:07:09,641 --> 00:07:11,779 -He's not happy about it. He's like... -[all laughing] 189 00:07:12,296 --> 00:07:13,607 We've gone out together, 190 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:16,089 and we've kind of done the wingman thing. 191 00:07:16,089 --> 00:07:17,607 -But not after the same... -Not after the same woman. 192 00:07:17,607 --> 00:07:19,503 -Not after the same girl. -[both chuckle] 193 00:07:19,503 --> 00:07:22,848 [Darren] But at the end of the day, if I decide I like someone, 194 00:07:22,848 --> 00:07:25,710 I'm going after her, and, you know, I'll win. 195 00:07:28,538 --> 00:07:31,331 He is such a sweet boy, and very intelligent. 196 00:07:31,331 --> 00:07:32,503 -Thank you for saying that. -And I can see 197 00:07:32,503 --> 00:07:35,021 -where he gets the good looks from. -[chuckles] 198 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:37,917 [Darren] I work in aviation sales. I sell jets. 199 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:39,227 I have three children... 200 00:07:39,227 --> 00:07:40,331 Adult children. 201 00:07:40,331 --> 00:07:42,745 -So, welcome to the Manor. -Thank you. 202 00:07:42,745 --> 00:07:45,296 How did you feel... up to this moment? 203 00:07:45,296 --> 00:07:46,503 Like, we're so surprised. 204 00:07:46,503 --> 00:07:49,227 The surprise was walking outside, 205 00:07:49,227 --> 00:07:51,710 and then I looked down and I, of course, see my son, 206 00:07:51,710 --> 00:07:53,710 and I see a bunch of you beautiful women. 207 00:07:53,710 --> 00:07:55,710 And I'm like, "All right." 208 00:07:55,710 --> 00:07:58,503 I... was married... 209 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:00,710 for 15 years. 210 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:04,021 We were together for 18. 211 00:08:04,021 --> 00:08:07,434 Uh, I never thought I would be unmarried again. 212 00:08:07,434 --> 00:08:10,814 And after my divorce, I just wanted companionship. 213 00:08:10,814 --> 00:08:12,434 But I don't mean just sexual. 214 00:08:12,434 --> 00:08:15,814 I mean, just having that feminine persona there. 215 00:08:15,814 --> 00:08:17,952 -Well, I'm so glad you're here. -Me too. 216 00:08:17,952 --> 00:08:19,710 So, what happened to your... your leg? 217 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:21,814 The day before yesterday, I fell 218 00:08:21,814 --> 00:08:24,434 -and fractured my, uh... my... -Your... 219 00:08:24,434 --> 00:08:26,814 -Right where the femur joins in with the hip. -Got you. 220 00:08:26,814 --> 00:08:28,814 [Darren] I'm excited for this experience 221 00:08:28,814 --> 00:08:32,330 because I really do wanna meet that someone. 222 00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:35,262 I would love to have that partner in crime... 223 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,434 for the next 20, 30 years, 224 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,779 however long, you know, I can stay on this world. 225 00:08:41,123 --> 00:08:42,916 Fingers crossed. 226 00:08:42,916 --> 00:08:44,745 -I heard you're from St Louis. -Three gallons of it. 227 00:08:44,745 --> 00:08:45,710 -Originally. -I'm from St Louis. 228 00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:48,400 [Crystal] My mom used to live on, um... 229 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,952 -Ooh... Gilmore. -Oh, my God! 230 00:08:50,952 --> 00:08:53,710 -It's a small damn world. -I remember there used to be a Church's Chicken over there 231 00:08:53,710 --> 00:08:55,296 -on the back that Northwest High School. -Yeah, I remember, right? 232 00:08:55,296 --> 00:08:57,814 I used to eat Church's Chicken every damn day. [chuckles] 233 00:08:57,814 --> 00:08:59,400 [Crystal] When I see Stacy... 234 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,400 and the first thing that sticks out to me is his guns. 235 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,917 He got big arms. 236 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:06,607 -We had dope fiends, prostitutes and everything. -Everything, huh? 237 00:09:06,607 --> 00:09:08,814 -So... -I know exactly what you're talking about. 238 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:10,814 -I'm from the same clique... -Yeah. 239 00:09:10,814 --> 00:09:12,814 ...but just happened to, you know, make some decisions 240 00:09:12,814 --> 00:09:14,814 -and get out of there. -[Crystal] Yes. 241 00:09:14,814 --> 00:09:17,814 It's not like every day you meet somebody from the same hood. 242 00:09:17,814 --> 00:09:20,607 So, Stacy is on my radar right now. 243 00:09:20,607 --> 00:09:23,021 And I'm gonna keep an eye on him. 244 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,710 [Barby] He said that you guys are from Sicily. 245 00:09:24,710 --> 00:09:25,952 -Yes. Yeah. -I've been to Sicily. 246 00:09:25,952 --> 00:09:27,296 -Oh, you... you... -Taormina. 247 00:09:27,296 --> 00:09:29,296 -Taormina is beautiful. Taormina, yeah. -Yeah, yes. 248 00:09:29,296 --> 00:09:31,917 It's one of the most magical places I've ever been to 249 00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:34,400 because I've never seen so many little villages 250 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,089 -on top of a hill like that. -[Anthony] Oh, yeah. It's beautiful. 251 00:09:37,089 --> 00:09:39,814 Anthony comes in, and I can already tell that he's my type, 252 00:09:39,814 --> 00:09:41,469 'cause I like the Italianos. 253 00:09:42,089 --> 00:09:43,296 And he's dressed very nice, 254 00:09:43,296 --> 00:09:44,952 very European, which I love. 255 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,021 -[Anthony] Do you ever go to Positano? -Yes. 256 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:50,193 -I was just in Amalfi-- -Yeah? Amalfi Coast? Beautiful over there. 257 00:09:50,193 --> 00:09:52,710 [Barby] Like, now we're all friends, we'll be traveling together. 258 00:09:52,710 --> 00:09:55,814 Are you ready, uh, for one of us to be your step-mama? 259 00:09:55,814 --> 00:09:57,607 I was literally calling you "Mami." 260 00:09:57,607 --> 00:09:59,021 [Jami laughs] 261 00:09:59,021 --> 00:10:01,331 -Joe, I like Barby. You like... I mean... -Yeah. 262 00:10:01,331 --> 00:10:03,296 [Anthony] ...she is hot and bubbly and fun. 263 00:10:03,296 --> 00:10:06,607 Like the truth is... they're all beautiful women. 264 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,710 And they're all catching my eye. They're looking at me. 265 00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:11,021 Everyone... that corner eye. So... 266 00:10:11,021 --> 00:10:12,952 [chuckles] 267 00:10:12,952 --> 00:10:16,193 -Are you serious? -[Jacob] Bro, what the [bleep] is happening? 268 00:10:17,021 --> 00:10:18,538 I don't know if I can deal with this. 269 00:10:18,538 --> 00:10:19,607 -I don't know what to do. -[laughing] 270 00:10:19,607 --> 00:10:21,227 -I don't know what to do. I'm... -[laughing] 271 00:10:21,227 --> 00:10:22,848 [Joey] Dude! 272 00:10:22,848 --> 00:10:24,400 The problem is, right, the problem is, 273 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,952 is that all these girls were slowly, like... 274 00:10:26,952 --> 00:10:29,021 -Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. -...starting to ease into us, right? 275 00:10:29,021 --> 00:10:33,021 And now they just got the older versions of us. 276 00:10:33,021 --> 00:10:35,124 -We all get what we get from our dads. -[Jacob] Yeah. 277 00:10:35,124 --> 00:10:37,641 So now, it's like they got exactly us, 278 00:10:37,641 --> 00:10:39,331 -just now, it's their age. -They were-- 279 00:10:39,331 --> 00:10:40,503 Now, it's their age. 280 00:10:40,503 --> 00:10:41,676 We're not happy, to be honest. 281 00:10:41,676 --> 00:10:43,814 I think we've put in so much work over the past day, 282 00:10:43,814 --> 00:10:46,021 and to have... have our dads come in, 283 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,400 like, shocked is... is an understatement. 284 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,745 So, we're a little bit worried now. I'm not going to lie. 285 00:10:50,745 --> 00:10:52,089 And what do you do, Darren? 286 00:10:52,089 --> 00:10:53,503 I sell private jets. 287 00:10:53,503 --> 00:10:55,193 Got you. 288 00:10:55,193 --> 00:10:57,503 Oh, just small ticket items. 289 00:10:57,503 --> 00:10:59,331 They're established in their careers. I'm not... 290 00:10:59,331 --> 00:11:02,641 I'm not gonna pretend that my dad is not a very successful guy. 291 00:11:02,641 --> 00:11:04,538 That is an attractive part of being a guy. 292 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:08,434 So, we've got some stiff competition with them, that's for sure. 293 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,296 [Sam] I lose. No. [bleep] this. 294 00:11:10,296 --> 00:11:12,296 -He said, "I lose." [bleep] -[Sam] No, 'cause... 295 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:13,814 -[all laughing] -[Sam] ...'cause we're sitting there talking, 296 00:11:13,814 --> 00:11:15,124 and my dad... they go, "Oh, what do you do?" 297 00:11:15,124 --> 00:11:17,193 He goes, "I sell private jets," and they all just go. 298 00:11:17,193 --> 00:11:18,365 [all laughing] 299 00:11:18,365 --> 00:11:20,434 [Chris] The dads being closer in age to the women, 300 00:11:20,434 --> 00:11:22,331 it is a little concerning, 301 00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:23,917 but being in this household, 302 00:11:24,848 --> 00:11:26,503 I don't think that's what these women are here for. 303 00:11:26,503 --> 00:11:29,848 Like, they're not here for, like, looking for, like, men their age 304 00:11:29,848 --> 00:11:32,296 that they can, like, share memories with. 305 00:11:32,296 --> 00:11:34,296 They're... they're looking for something new. 306 00:11:34,296 --> 00:11:35,607 [chuckling] You're new? 307 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,055 -[Chris] Oh, yeah, I'm new. I'll be new. -[laughing] Okay. 308 00:11:37,055 --> 00:11:39,607 I mean, I'm not gonna lie. It's not looking too hot for us right now. 309 00:11:39,607 --> 00:11:41,779 -[Chris] Not at all. Not... -[laughing] 310 00:11:44,607 --> 00:11:46,883 Ah! Let's get it, gentlemen. 311 00:11:47,710 --> 00:11:51,779 -[all cheering] -The men are in the house! 312 00:11:56,607 --> 00:11:59,021 [all screaming, cheering] 313 00:11:59,021 --> 00:12:02,089 I have a background in the industry. 314 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:05,021 I can tell Crystal is very uncomfortable with my past. 315 00:12:05,021 --> 00:12:06,607 I see the side eye over there. 316 00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:11,779 [Crystal] It's obvious that she likes to get all of the attention. 317 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,814 Why should I care? 318 00:12:21,814 --> 00:12:24,710 -Hey, everybody, it's raining! We should go inside! -[Lannette] Let's go! 319 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,227 -Let's go inside! -It's raining men! 320 00:12:26,227 --> 00:12:27,331 [chuckles] 321 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:29,503 I honestly think, like, I still, like, I'm in shock 322 00:12:29,503 --> 00:12:31,538 to see all these gorgeous men here. 323 00:12:31,538 --> 00:12:32,814 Younger, older. 324 00:12:32,814 --> 00:12:34,710 I have never dated a father and son before, 325 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,503 but I think we're all pretty much game to do whatever. 326 00:12:37,503 --> 00:12:39,641 -[all laughing] -I [bleep] love it! 327 00:12:39,641 --> 00:12:41,227 [all laughing] 328 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,952 [Michael] These are some very, very beautiful women. 329 00:12:43,952 --> 00:12:47,124 Crystal and Lannette have kind of caught my eye. 330 00:12:47,124 --> 00:12:49,400 -Literally... so, the second he walked in... -Right off the rip. 331 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,710 -The second he walked in, I told him, "Hey..." -That's me. 332 00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:53,193 -[Chris] "...you see them right there?" -[Michael] That's me. 333 00:12:53,193 --> 00:12:55,193 [Chris] "I just went on a date with her. I'm trying to get to know her. 334 00:12:55,193 --> 00:12:56,641 I'm trying, you know, I'm trying to make a move. 335 00:12:56,641 --> 00:12:57,814 I got... I got a strategy. 336 00:12:57,814 --> 00:13:00,296 -I've got plans in motion." -[Michael groans] Yeah. 337 00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:01,676 Players gonna play. 338 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,503 -I wasn't expecting to compete against my dad, but... -[chuckles] 339 00:13:06,503 --> 00:13:07,503 [distant chatter] 340 00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:08,814 -What a day. -You feeling it? 341 00:13:08,814 --> 00:13:09,917 -Yeah. -[Barby] Yeah? 342 00:13:09,917 --> 00:13:11,124 Are you trying to process? 343 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,331 -[Jacob] Oh, yeah, massively. -[Barby] Yeah? 344 00:13:12,331 --> 00:13:14,021 -You okay? -Yeah. No, I'm good. 345 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,296 I'm good. 346 00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:16,814 Your dad thought I was like a young... 347 00:13:16,814 --> 00:13:18,089 like, one of the daughters. 348 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,400 -Ah, that's a very nice thing to say. -[Barby] I know. 349 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,641 -[Jacob] That's a very nice-- -[Barby] I'll take it. 350 00:13:20,641 --> 00:13:22,400 There is so much going through my head right now. 351 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,745 I can't really process it. 352 00:13:23,745 --> 00:13:25,124 -I'll drink to that. - [Jacob] My dad coming all the way 353 00:13:25,124 --> 00:13:26,227 to Canada from England, 354 00:13:26,227 --> 00:13:28,296 I wouldn't expect him to do that. And... 355 00:13:28,296 --> 00:13:30,400 Yeah, I think there's, potentially, a little bit of competition now. 356 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,917 My dad's definitely got a lot of game, 357 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:34,089 and to see him talking to other girls, 358 00:13:34,089 --> 00:13:36,779 and obviously, you know, me and Barby got a little thing. 359 00:13:36,779 --> 00:13:39,296 Yeah. Not great, is it? [chuckles] 360 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,089 [Kelly] So... so, what do you do? 361 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,503 Well, currently, um... 362 00:13:44,503 --> 00:13:45,986 I'm a Phys-Ed teacher. 363 00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:48,021 I've done that for 25 years, 364 00:13:48,021 --> 00:13:50,434 but, uh, before that, I used to be a... 365 00:13:50,434 --> 00:13:52,296 a professional rugby player. 366 00:13:52,296 --> 00:13:55,227 Um, so, a professional sportsman for ten years. 367 00:13:55,227 --> 00:13:58,193 I used to be a professional rugby player in the '90s. 368 00:13:58,193 --> 00:14:00,710 I was married 24 years and... 369 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:04,124 uh... to be divorced nine months, uh, is a short period of time 370 00:14:04,124 --> 00:14:06,814 to... to fix myself and rebuild. 371 00:14:06,814 --> 00:14:10,917 After the separation, I felt rejected, ultimately, by my wife. 372 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,917 My confidence really took a hit. 373 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,917 I didn't want to get onto the dating scene. 374 00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:17,710 I just really felt that I had to get myself right. 375 00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:20,296 So, this is why I do lots of fitness work. 376 00:14:20,296 --> 00:14:23,124 And my self confidence and self-esteem has improved. 377 00:14:23,124 --> 00:14:25,710 I feel really good. I'm probably in the best shape of my life. 378 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:27,089 I thought I was old, 379 00:14:27,089 --> 00:14:29,814 but apparently, I'm the silver fox now. 380 00:14:29,814 --> 00:14:31,021 [chuckles] 381 00:14:31,021 --> 00:14:32,400 I'm doing this now because... 382 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,676 Yeah, I'm ready to find the right person now. 383 00:14:35,089 --> 00:14:37,296 Look, you're divorced, 384 00:14:37,296 --> 00:14:38,917 -you're single... -Absolutely. 385 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,400 ...and you're looking for somebody, 386 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,917 you're looking for a connection. 387 00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,641 And whether it's with a younger man... 388 00:14:43,641 --> 00:14:45,227 -It could be. Right. -...or an older man, hey... 389 00:14:45,227 --> 00:14:46,641 -You never know. -...what the heck. 390 00:14:46,641 --> 00:14:47,917 -You never know. -Try it all. 391 00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:49,952 -So, you love to travel too? -[Anthony] I love to travel. 392 00:14:49,952 --> 00:14:51,434 You know what I love to do? 393 00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:53,917 -I love to get up in the morning... -Mmm-hmm. 394 00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:56,538 [Anthony] ...and go, "Let's go to Miami." 395 00:14:56,538 --> 00:14:58,124 -Oh, you're that guy. -I... Yeah. 396 00:14:58,124 --> 00:15:00,021 -Wait, because I'm-- -And then... and then... and then leave that same day. 397 00:15:00,021 --> 00:15:01,917 -I'm spontaneous like that. -[Anthony] Yeah. 398 00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:04,641 I own Nino's Coal Fired Pizza and Restaurant 399 00:15:04,641 --> 00:15:06,400 in Toms River, New Jersey. 400 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,607 It started with my grandfather and my mother, 401 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:11,089 and it's a heritage that we have. 402 00:15:11,089 --> 00:15:13,607 And, uh, I think that's what life is about, you know. 403 00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:16,296 The passion of food, the passion of cooking, 404 00:15:16,296 --> 00:15:17,641 and the passion of love. 405 00:15:17,641 --> 00:15:20,607 I think it's all mixed, intertwined together. 406 00:15:20,607 --> 00:15:22,917 -[cell phone chimes] -Hey, guys! 407 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:24,710 -I've got a message! -[Jami] Ooh! 408 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:26,814 "Dads, welcome." 409 00:15:26,814 --> 00:15:29,917 [all cheering, whooping] 410 00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:33,124 "Please take some time to check out the house. 411 00:15:33,124 --> 00:15:35,814 And just to make it perfectly clear, 412 00:15:35,814 --> 00:15:37,883 you'll be sharing a room with your sons." 413 00:15:37,883 --> 00:15:38,952 [all groaning] 414 00:15:38,952 --> 00:15:40,607 You don't like that, Dad. 415 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,400 You're not happy about that, trust me. 416 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,917 We come all this way and we got to sleep together? 417 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:47,124 Like, at least, we could get our own room, no? 418 00:15:47,124 --> 00:15:49,710 Well, what is this? We're in kindergarten again? 419 00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:52,434 Well, you better not be bringing no girls in the room, all right? 420 00:15:52,434 --> 00:15:54,917 I'm telling you right now, while I'm there, I want my privacy. 421 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,917 Yeah. You don't gotta worry about it. I'll give it to you. 422 00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,779 I'll give you all the privacy you want. 423 00:15:58,779 --> 00:16:00,952 Chris, over here. Let's go! Miles! 424 00:16:00,952 --> 00:16:03,814 [Sam] Hey, we got to walk a little slower for the old one. 425 00:16:03,814 --> 00:16:05,503 The dads are so hot. 426 00:16:05,503 --> 00:16:06,917 All of them. 427 00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:07,883 [Christina] The dads are fine. 428 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,021 They're hot. The dads are really hot. Yeah. 429 00:16:10,021 --> 00:16:11,227 You know what's interesting? 430 00:16:11,227 --> 00:16:13,607 Are we allowed to go out with a father and a son? 431 00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:14,710 -You know we are. -[all] Oh! 432 00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:17,193 -Oh! -[Christina] I don't know. I don't know. 433 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,917 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 434 00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:22,883 There is something exciting about younger guys. 435 00:16:22,883 --> 00:16:25,814 And because I have such a free spirit, 436 00:16:25,814 --> 00:16:28,193 I tend to gravitate towards that, 437 00:16:28,193 --> 00:16:31,124 but there's some dads in the house, that I'm like... 438 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,883 you know, there's some tingles. 439 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,917 I thought I would be into the older guys, 440 00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:38,503 but I have to admit, 441 00:16:38,503 --> 00:16:40,193 -I'm feeling the young. -Yeah. 442 00:16:40,193 --> 00:16:42,641 Oh, you like the young whippersnapper! 443 00:16:42,641 --> 00:16:44,227 -[Christina] I don't know what's going on. -Okay. 444 00:16:44,227 --> 00:16:45,503 [Jami] I feel like maybe 445 00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:47,814 because of the day you spent yesterday, 446 00:16:47,814 --> 00:16:50,021 maybe if you had that kind of day with the dads, 447 00:16:50,021 --> 00:16:51,952 you might feel differently. 448 00:16:51,952 --> 00:16:53,779 -Yeah. -I can tell you right now, I'm not... 449 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,607 I'm not saying "Daddy." 450 00:16:56,124 --> 00:16:58,021 -Wow. -[Jami] Wow. 451 00:16:58,021 --> 00:17:00,089 With the downfall, you know, of my marriage, 452 00:17:00,089 --> 00:17:01,779 I have not had sex with my husband 453 00:17:01,779 --> 00:17:03,400 in, you know, eight years. 454 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,399 I came in guns blazing, wanting to date younger, right? 455 00:17:06,399 --> 00:17:08,124 So, hey, ladies, I'll let you have, 456 00:17:08,124 --> 00:17:09,607 you know, the daddies, 457 00:17:09,607 --> 00:17:12,226 but I'll probably sleep with their sons. 458 00:17:12,226 --> 00:17:15,021 -[Anthony] RILFI? -[Joey] Yeah. Room I like to [bleep] in. 459 00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:17,779 -All right. -[chuckling] That's what it really means. 460 00:17:17,779 --> 00:17:19,952 -Room I like to [bleep] in, yeah. -[Ashley] RILFI? 461 00:17:19,952 --> 00:17:21,399 [Darren] I might have to use that room. 462 00:17:21,813 --> 00:17:23,021 [Stacy] Oh, wow. 463 00:17:23,021 --> 00:17:24,883 [Sam speaking] 464 00:17:25,399 --> 00:17:26,952 If you weren't here... 465 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,779 maybe I would. 466 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:32,883 [chuckles] 467 00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,434 This is our room. 468 00:17:38,607 --> 00:17:41,400 -[Anthony] Come on. -Three guys are in here. So, six guys now are in here. 469 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,296 [Anthony] No, this ain't working, all right? 470 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,538 There's food on the floor. We're cleaning this [bleep] up. 471 00:17:46,538 --> 00:17:48,917 -What the [bleep] is this? -[Miles laughing] 472 00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,814 [Stacy] I'm a grown-ass man. I don't share no room with nobody. 473 00:17:51,814 --> 00:17:54,710 -This is not gonna cut it, bro. -[laughing] 474 00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:56,607 Are y'all serious? Y'all joking, right? 475 00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:58,021 Miles and I haven't seen each other 476 00:17:58,021 --> 00:17:59,952 or even had time to talk to each other. 477 00:17:59,952 --> 00:18:01,779 And it seems like forever in a day, 478 00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:05,124 and we're basically moving in the same room together. 479 00:18:05,124 --> 00:18:06,538 I don't share rooms. 480 00:18:06,538 --> 00:18:08,296 -Oh, this is like, bunked up. -First of all, I'm not listening... 481 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,193 -I'm not gonna smell y'all farts all night. -[Joey laughing] 482 00:18:11,193 --> 00:18:14,021 [Miles] My dad makes me feel very uncomfortable. 483 00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:15,814 He's very overbearing, and... 484 00:18:15,814 --> 00:18:19,089 as a result of that, I am a bit more quiet. 485 00:18:19,089 --> 00:18:20,607 I do love my dad. 486 00:18:20,607 --> 00:18:22,331 I wish we could be closer, but... 487 00:18:22,331 --> 00:18:23,469 [blows raspberry] 488 00:18:28,227 --> 00:18:30,607 -[cell phone chimes] -[Anthony] Hold on. 489 00:18:31,296 --> 00:18:33,021 [blows whistle] I got a message. 490 00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:34,572 -[chattering] -[Anthony] Come on, let's go! 491 00:18:35,538 --> 00:18:36,952 -Andiamo. -[women chuckle] 492 00:18:36,952 --> 00:18:39,434 "It's time for your next challenge. 493 00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:41,952 Today is all about letting your guard down. 494 00:18:42,503 --> 00:18:44,021 When you are able to do that, 495 00:18:44,021 --> 00:18:46,124 you can be more honest with yourself, 496 00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:49,503 which allows you to form stronger connections with each other. 497 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,607 The challenge is dads versus sons." 498 00:18:52,607 --> 00:18:53,883 Oh, they're going down. 499 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,883 -[mouthing] Oh! -[Michael] That's an easy win. 500 00:18:55,883 --> 00:18:57,641 [Ashley] Where's the competition? 501 00:18:57,641 --> 00:19:00,331 "See... see who can outperform... 502 00:19:00,331 --> 00:19:02,917 each other in a sexy..." Oh, [bleep] 503 00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:05,331 -Oh, yeah, it's gonna be mean. -[Joey] Oh, we're winning this! 504 00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:06,952 "...in a sexy striptease." 505 00:19:06,952 --> 00:19:08,607 [all screaming] Oh! 506 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:09,814 [indistinct shouting] 507 00:19:09,814 --> 00:19:11,917 -Let's go! -[Chris] We got this! 508 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,021 No, we got this. We got this. We're good. We good. 509 00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:18,917 "And, ladies, get ready because you are going to be the judges." 510 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:22,917 -[Lannette] All right, now. -"The winning team will win a group date 511 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:25,331 with the ladies for a night out on the town." 512 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,986 [all cheering] 513 00:19:28,331 --> 00:19:30,193 [Sam] No [bleep] way am I gonna have to 514 00:19:30,193 --> 00:19:34,089 -get naked and grind on girls in front of my dad. -[chuckles] 515 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:36,124 [Anthony] Joe, well, this ain't us. 516 00:19:36,124 --> 00:19:38,227 This is not what our family is about. 517 00:19:38,227 --> 00:19:41,227 So, let's try to, you know, keep it classy. 518 00:19:41,227 --> 00:19:44,193 -No eye contact. [chuckles] -[chuckling] No touching each other. 519 00:19:44,193 --> 00:19:45,193 I don't know. 520 00:19:45,193 --> 00:19:47,296 All right, but we gotta have a routine planned. 521 00:19:47,296 --> 00:19:48,331 We need a plan. 522 00:19:48,331 --> 00:19:49,814 Keep it simple. 523 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,917 And... where it's kind of sexy, kind of funny. 524 00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:53,055 They're gonna come in planning. 525 00:19:53,055 --> 00:19:55,296 You already know that these dads are coming in hot. 526 00:19:55,296 --> 00:19:57,400 I don't want to be the one left at the house alone tonight. 527 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,400 -[bleep] -Oh, yeah! 528 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,021 -Now, we in my groove! -[laughing] 529 00:20:02,021 --> 00:20:03,883 I want to dads here, okay? 530 00:20:03,883 --> 00:20:06,021 We're not sitting home, while our kids are out on our date. 531 00:20:06,021 --> 00:20:09,400 Here we go. Winners never quit, and quitters never win. 532 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,572 [Anthony] We are not sitting home tonight. 533 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:14,503 [screaming] 534 00:20:15,607 --> 00:20:16,986 Oh, my God. 535 00:20:18,296 --> 00:20:20,021 [Chris] I can't lose to my dad. Oh, God, no. 536 00:20:20,021 --> 00:20:21,193 Not in a striptease. 537 00:20:21,193 --> 00:20:22,538 [Crystal] Oh, boy! 538 00:20:22,538 --> 00:20:24,917 [Kelly] Yes, take it off! 539 00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:26,883 [all cheering, shouting] 540 00:20:34,158 --> 00:20:35,607 [Chris] Y'all ready? Let's do it. 541 00:20:35,607 --> 00:20:37,745 [rhythmically clapping] 542 00:20:39,021 --> 00:20:41,917 Take your time, baby. I don't give a [bleep] about that chair back there. 543 00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:43,365 I'm focused on you, baby girl. 544 00:20:44,158 --> 00:20:45,124 What's up? 545 00:20:45,124 --> 00:20:46,607 I need my boys in the back on cue, though. 546 00:20:46,607 --> 00:20:48,021 -Rhythm, way up. -[Joey] Come on, Chris. 547 00:20:48,021 --> 00:20:49,400 -[Chris] There we go. -Come on, baby. 548 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,296 -[Chris] There we go. -Yeah. 549 00:20:50,296 --> 00:20:51,676 -[Joey] Ooh. -[clapping continues] 550 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,124 -Ooh. -[Joey laughs] 551 00:20:55,365 --> 00:20:57,021 Oh, my God. 552 00:20:57,021 --> 00:20:59,676 Oh, that's an effect, baby. That's got a London effect. 553 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,814 Me and my dad definitely have not dated in the same pool. 554 00:21:01,814 --> 00:21:04,262 Um, he's sort of recently divorced. 555 00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:07,124 So, I think I'm gonna definitely be walking on thin ice, 556 00:21:07,124 --> 00:21:08,986 in terms of what I'm doing around my dad. 557 00:21:08,986 --> 00:21:11,296 He's gonna see some things that he probably doesn't wanna see. 558 00:21:11,296 --> 00:21:13,710 I mean, this is a whole new ballgame to me. 559 00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:17,158 [all] One, two, three... 560 00:21:17,158 --> 00:21:20,607 Four, we're going... [vocalizing] 561 00:21:20,607 --> 00:21:22,021 -Wait, wait. -When are we gonna do that? 562 00:21:22,021 --> 00:21:26,021 Okay, so whenever they do that, we're... we're right here in step 563 00:21:26,021 --> 00:21:28,503 or we're going forward in step, like-- 564 00:21:28,503 --> 00:21:29,917 -We're going forward in step. -[Michael] Okay. 565 00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:31,607 -You changed that. -[Michael vocalizing] 566 00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:33,607 [Anthony] This is definitely gonna be a challenge. 567 00:21:33,607 --> 00:21:34,986 These guys are younger, 568 00:21:34,986 --> 00:21:36,710 maybe their bodies are little tighter. 569 00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:39,676 But I think the dads have a little more swagger, you know? 570 00:21:40,193 --> 00:21:41,607 -Okay. -So wait, Stacy. 571 00:21:41,607 --> 00:21:42,883 Just so I get this right. You-- 572 00:21:42,883 --> 00:21:45,158 Are you saying we're gonna work the room first, 573 00:21:45,158 --> 00:21:47,503 then we all come back, and then we start the routine? 574 00:21:47,503 --> 00:21:48,469 -[Michael] Yeah? -Yeah. 575 00:21:48,469 --> 00:21:49,572 -Mmm-hmm. -[Anthony] Okay, okay. 576 00:21:49,572 --> 00:21:50,710 -All right? Okay. -[Darren] Agree, agree, agree. 577 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:53,193 [Michael] We're gonna have to bring something 578 00:21:53,193 --> 00:21:54,917 that the sons can't do. 579 00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:57,814 Something that they can't bring to the table. 580 00:21:57,814 --> 00:22:00,814 The advantage that we bring is, is experience. 581 00:22:00,814 --> 00:22:03,814 Young men, they go in hard. 582 00:22:03,814 --> 00:22:06,400 Older guys, they go in long. 583 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,469 So, I'm coming with the heat. 584 00:22:09,469 --> 00:22:12,917 -I mean-- [laughs] -[laughs] 585 00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:14,607 We gotta win this date with the girls, right? 586 00:22:14,607 --> 00:22:16,055 Imagine our kids win it, 587 00:22:16,055 --> 00:22:17,607 and we're stuck here looking at each other, 588 00:22:17,607 --> 00:22:18,607 -and they're out with the girls. -Yeah. 589 00:22:18,607 --> 00:22:20,055 [Anthony] That'd be a little [bleep] up. 590 00:22:20,055 --> 00:22:21,917 [Michael laughs] 591 00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:26,917 So, as you guys know, I have a background in the industry. 592 00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:27,917 [Lannette] Hey, girl, were you a stripper? 593 00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:28,917 -[Barby] A proud one. -[Crystal] Like... 594 00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:30,193 [Lannette] Yeah. 595 00:22:30,193 --> 00:22:31,365 -Yeah, exactly. -[Christina] Yes, girl! 596 00:22:31,365 --> 00:22:34,917 -Yes, I love it. I love it. -[Barby] Yeah. 597 00:22:34,917 --> 00:22:36,917 [Crystal] It's obvious that Barby was a stripper 598 00:22:36,917 --> 00:22:40,089 because she likes to get all of the attention. 599 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,296 Why should I care? 600 00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:46,089 You know, I thought I was gonna make it into the loving arms of Broadway, 601 00:22:46,089 --> 00:22:48,503 but I ended up on a strip club, so... [laughs] 602 00:22:48,503 --> 00:22:50,262 -You know, it is what it is. -[Kelly laughs] 603 00:22:50,262 --> 00:22:51,365 [Jami] I love it. 604 00:22:52,607 --> 00:22:55,193 I see the side-eye. I see the side-eye over there. 605 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,469 [Crystal speaking] 606 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,331 I can tell Crystal's very uncomfortable with my past. 607 00:23:04,021 --> 00:23:06,021 And it's not even spoken. 608 00:23:06,365 --> 00:23:07,779 It's very, like... 609 00:23:08,986 --> 00:23:11,021 The bombastic side-eye. 610 00:23:11,021 --> 00:23:13,089 I don't know. She's being judgmental. 611 00:23:14,779 --> 00:23:16,365 They gonna do a crutch dance? 612 00:23:16,365 --> 00:23:18,503 -[Lannette] Ah-- -Hey, don't talk about crutches 613 00:23:18,503 --> 00:23:20,779 'cause I'd like crutches. 614 00:23:20,779 --> 00:23:22,572 -Aw! -Wow! 615 00:23:22,572 --> 00:23:25,055 -I didn't realize this is all happening. -Wait. Okay. 616 00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:26,676 -I-- I-- -No, but what about the other dude? 617 00:23:26,676 --> 00:23:27,986 -So fast, girl! -I really-- I really-- 618 00:23:27,986 --> 00:23:30,503 -What about St. Louis? -I really wanna go on a date with him 619 00:23:30,503 --> 00:23:31,883 -and St. Louis. -[Lannette] Right? 620 00:23:31,883 --> 00:23:34,814 Because me and St. Louis, we come from the same hood. 621 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:38,469 We were able to talk about the same landmarks, same streets. 622 00:23:38,469 --> 00:23:41,917 I asked Joey how he felt about me being his stepmom. 623 00:23:41,917 --> 00:23:43,469 [women laughing] 624 00:23:45,676 --> 00:23:47,607 Oh, wait, hold on. Who else is feeling Anthony? 625 00:23:47,607 --> 00:23:49,779 Anthony? That's my goodfellas. 626 00:23:53,779 --> 00:23:56,676 Crystal is like, "And that's my baby and that's my baby 627 00:23:56,676 --> 00:23:58,814 and that's my baby." They're all her babies. 628 00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:02,434 But that's not gonna stop me from I'm trying to get to know whoever I want. 629 00:24:02,917 --> 00:24:04,883 Hoes before bros? No. 630 00:24:06,503 --> 00:24:08,883 I'mma be somebody's stepmom before I leave here. 631 00:24:08,883 --> 00:24:10,538 -[Lannette chuckles] -[Crystal] I ain't lying. 632 00:24:13,124 --> 00:24:14,365 [Barby] Yeah! 633 00:24:14,365 --> 00:24:17,779 All right, girls, let's bring the dads out. 634 00:24:17,779 --> 00:24:19,055 -You ready? -[women cheering] 635 00:24:19,055 --> 00:24:21,365 [Lannette] You ready? Let's do it! 636 00:24:21,365 --> 00:24:23,710 -Come on out. -Come on, daddies! 637 00:24:23,710 --> 00:24:25,089 [Lannette] Whoo! 638 00:24:26,262 --> 00:24:28,986 [women clamoring] 639 00:24:30,710 --> 00:24:31,710 Yes! 640 00:24:32,917 --> 00:24:34,193 [Ashley] Obviously, it's really important 641 00:24:34,193 --> 00:24:36,193 that we win the first competition with the boys 642 00:24:36,193 --> 00:24:38,158 because we've got the opportunity 643 00:24:38,158 --> 00:24:41,193 of going out on a date with the lovely young ladies. 644 00:24:41,193 --> 00:24:43,676 Since my divorce, I've had two dates. 645 00:24:43,676 --> 00:24:45,503 So, I think it's really important 646 00:24:45,503 --> 00:24:48,262 to get that connection, to get the eye contact, 647 00:24:48,262 --> 00:24:50,021 the touching, the moves. 648 00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:51,572 -[Darren] Ladies? -Yeah? 649 00:24:51,572 --> 00:24:53,055 You guys ready to go on a date tonight? 650 00:24:53,055 --> 00:24:54,296 -Yes. -Aw. 651 00:24:54,296 --> 00:24:56,021 -Wait. Wait! -So ready. 652 00:24:56,021 --> 00:24:58,055 -Maybe. -Y'all trying to play with them little boys? 653 00:24:58,055 --> 00:25:00,158 -[Anthony] Maybe? There's no maybe. -[Barby] Yeah. May the best-- 654 00:25:01,814 --> 00:25:03,055 [women cheering] 655 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,814 -[Jami] "Big Loads." -[Kelly] "Big Loads." 656 00:25:08,814 --> 00:25:10,779 [Jami] Wow! 657 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:12,986 Oh, my God. 658 00:25:13,917 --> 00:25:15,503 -[Christina] Whoo! -[indistinct conversation] 659 00:25:15,503 --> 00:25:17,055 [Crystal] 'Big Loads." 660 00:25:17,055 --> 00:25:19,055 -Go ahead and warm it up for us. -[Anthony] Go ahead. 661 00:25:19,055 --> 00:25:21,400 -We'll take care of the rest. -Let's see what you got, yeah. 662 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,400 -We're all ready. Go ahead. -[Chris] Get in line, boys. 663 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,400 [Crystal] Oh, [bleep]. 664 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,089 [upbeat jazz music playing] 665 00:25:27,089 --> 00:25:28,986 [rhythmically clapping] 666 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:31,572 All right, all right, all right. 667 00:25:33,296 --> 00:25:34,296 [laughs] 668 00:25:34,296 --> 00:25:35,641 Go, Jacob! 669 00:25:38,021 --> 00:25:39,400 -Oh! -[Crystal] Oh, yeah! 670 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,676 -[Jami] Hey, hey, hey, hey! -[Crystal] Okay. 671 00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:44,262 [Lannette] Yeah. Okay. 672 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,779 [Kelly] Oh, no. 673 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,193 [women speaking indistinctly] 674 00:25:48,193 --> 00:25:51,296 [Lannette] I have one word to describe an experience 675 00:25:51,296 --> 00:25:55,917 where a younger guy is doing a striptease in front of his father. 676 00:25:55,917 --> 00:25:57,986 That is "trauma." 677 00:25:57,986 --> 00:26:00,089 -[music continues] -[indistinct conversation] 678 00:26:01,676 --> 00:26:04,193 [women exclaiming] 679 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,296 The idea of seducing women in front of my dad 680 00:26:09,296 --> 00:26:12,607 is definitely, I think, it's a taboo thing for anyone, right? 681 00:26:12,607 --> 00:26:16,055 -Yeah. You've got your mother to think about as well. -[Jacob] Oh, my God. 682 00:26:16,055 --> 00:26:17,503 -[Ashley] Um-- -Don't get started on that. 683 00:26:17,503 --> 00:26:19,503 -[Ashley laughs] I know. -[laughs] 684 00:26:19,503 --> 00:26:22,814 [women cheering] 685 00:26:22,814 --> 00:26:25,193 -[Crystal] Yes! -Lordy, lordy, lordy! 686 00:26:25,193 --> 00:26:27,021 [women exclaiming] 687 00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:28,779 -[Michael] Okay, y'all... -[Christina] Yes! 688 00:26:28,779 --> 00:26:30,814 [Crystal] Oh! Lord, help us. 689 00:26:30,814 --> 00:26:32,400 -Oh! -[Christina] Lord, have mercy! 690 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,814 [women cheering and applauding] 691 00:26:34,814 --> 00:26:38,917 I've never actually done a striptease with my dad 692 00:26:38,917 --> 00:26:42,676 looking over my shoulder, just looking into my soul. 693 00:26:43,193 --> 00:26:44,365 Yeah. 694 00:26:44,365 --> 00:26:46,572 Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have to go to therapy together. 695 00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:48,503 -I'm like... [shudders] -[laughs] Hmm. 696 00:26:48,503 --> 00:26:50,917 [women cheering] 697 00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:55,089 -Good job, good job! -All right, boys. Nice job! 698 00:26:55,089 --> 00:26:58,296 -Now it's time to make room for the dads. -Whoo! 699 00:26:58,296 --> 00:26:59,779 [Michael] We know women. 700 00:26:59,779 --> 00:27:03,814 You just can't come in and go... [grunting] bam, bam, boom, bam, bam! 701 00:27:03,814 --> 00:27:05,124 You gotta set it up. 702 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,607 We're gonna be laid back. 703 00:27:06,607 --> 00:27:09,607 And we're not trying to drop anything too hot, 704 00:27:09,607 --> 00:27:11,607 because I... I know I go down too low, 705 00:27:11,607 --> 00:27:13,503 -I'm like, "Oh, Lord. Somebody help me." -God... [laughs] 706 00:27:13,503 --> 00:27:14,607 [laughs] 707 00:27:14,607 --> 00:27:19,676 Ladies, please let me welcome Rod's Pipe & Drain. 708 00:27:19,676 --> 00:27:22,986 -[Barby] Yeah, baby! -[women cheering] 709 00:27:22,986 --> 00:27:24,469 [seductive music playing] 710 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,883 We are here to clean your drain. 711 00:27:33,365 --> 00:27:35,883 Your [bleep] is our goal. 712 00:27:35,883 --> 00:27:39,365 No pun intended, but we had a handicap. Me. 713 00:27:39,365 --> 00:27:42,503 I'm on crutches. So I couldn't dance. 714 00:27:42,503 --> 00:27:45,572 So we had to come up with a quick strategy 715 00:27:45,572 --> 00:27:49,917 and we decided I would kind of be the emcee, a little Magic Mike action. 716 00:27:49,917 --> 00:27:52,089 Take it off! 717 00:27:52,089 --> 00:27:54,296 [Darren] Show 'em some skin. 718 00:27:54,296 --> 00:27:57,986 Let's go, Pipes, show 'em a little skin! 719 00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:01,607 [Jacob] I... I watched for a couple of seconds 720 00:28:01,607 --> 00:28:05,055 while I could take it, and then the cringe started to kick in. 721 00:28:05,055 --> 00:28:06,710 I mean, you're a... You're not a bad dancer. 722 00:28:06,710 --> 00:28:08,986 You're a bit of a dad dancer, I won't lie. 723 00:28:08,986 --> 00:28:12,021 [chuckles] Uh, the-- All the dads were dad dancers, actually. 724 00:28:12,021 --> 00:28:13,055 Yeah. 725 00:28:13,055 --> 00:28:16,607 [Barby] Show me what you got, right about here. 726 00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:19,676 These daddies, uh, have got going on tonight in the striptease. 727 00:28:19,676 --> 00:28:23,193 Between the body language, the shaking and grinding. 728 00:28:23,193 --> 00:28:28,124 And there's Ashley, and I'm like, "Whoa!" 729 00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:30,193 These dads are turning us on right now, for sure. 730 00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:32,676 [Lannette] Wow. 731 00:28:32,676 --> 00:28:34,469 [women exclaiming] 732 00:28:37,469 --> 00:28:40,814 I do see that the sons are embarrassed 733 00:28:40,814 --> 00:28:45,469 by the fact that some of the dads do have better abs than their own sons. 734 00:28:45,469 --> 00:28:48,158 Anthony, he keeps himself in great shape. 735 00:28:48,158 --> 00:28:51,400 -[women cheering] -[Darren] And we are Rod's Pipe & Drain. 736 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,021 Your [bleep] is our goal! 737 00:28:53,021 --> 00:28:56,021 -[Barby] Yeah! Whoo! -Oh, my word. 738 00:28:56,021 --> 00:28:58,469 -Fade to black! -[women exclaiming and cheering] 739 00:28:59,193 --> 00:29:00,745 [Barby] Whoo! 740 00:29:01,296 --> 00:29:02,607 [Christina] Damn! 741 00:29:02,607 --> 00:29:03,917 [cell phone chimes] 742 00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:05,434 [Jami] Hey, guys, listen to this. 743 00:29:06,055 --> 00:29:09,193 "Ladies, you've seen all the moves. 744 00:29:09,193 --> 00:29:11,779 It's time for you to decide which team wins. 745 00:29:12,469 --> 00:29:13,883 The fathers or the sons. 746 00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:16,883 Men, give the ladies some space 747 00:29:16,883 --> 00:29:20,158 as they take a moment to discuss and decide the winner." 748 00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:21,986 [Chris] It's the dads versus the sons on this one. 749 00:29:21,986 --> 00:29:24,158 So besides the fact that the younger guys 750 00:29:24,158 --> 00:29:25,710 get a chance to take the women out, 751 00:29:25,710 --> 00:29:28,607 it's just the fact that, like, I can't lose to my dad as well. 752 00:29:28,607 --> 00:29:30,365 We'll see you in a bit. 753 00:29:30,365 --> 00:29:31,607 [Barby] You have the younger guys 754 00:29:31,607 --> 00:29:34,193 who have obviously less body fat, more abs. 755 00:29:34,193 --> 00:29:38,710 But then you have the dads with more experience and better moves 756 00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:41,917 than some of the younger guys, and it's not how you look 757 00:29:41,917 --> 00:29:44,055 when you take off your little dinky costume. 758 00:29:44,055 --> 00:29:47,676 It's also who you want to get to know better going forward. 759 00:29:47,676 --> 00:29:50,503 As much as I do like Jacob and we're vibing, 760 00:29:50,503 --> 00:29:53,124 I mean, the dads are so hot. 761 00:29:53,124 --> 00:29:54,779 It's anyone's game right now. 762 00:29:54,779 --> 00:29:56,331 Bye! 763 00:29:58,503 --> 00:30:00,055 Can I talk to you outside? 764 00:30:00,055 --> 00:30:02,089 [Crystal] Oh, Lord. 765 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:07,055 Holy [bleep]. It's about to go down. 766 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:08,607 -[Barby] You're gaslighting me. -I'm not gaslighting you. 767 00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:11,296 I'm friends with women that are much worse than you. 768 00:30:11,296 --> 00:30:13,572 -Much worse than me? There it is. -Okay. Well, I mean, for real. 769 00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:23,503 -I think we made our decision. -Yeah. Yeah. 770 00:30:23,503 --> 00:30:25,676 [Christina] The dads and sons just performed, 771 00:30:25,676 --> 00:30:28,296 and the ladies get to choose the winner 772 00:30:28,296 --> 00:30:29,607 for a night out on the town. 773 00:30:29,607 --> 00:30:31,021 -[Chris] Yeah, they're worried. -[Joey] They're scrambling. 774 00:30:31,021 --> 00:30:32,193 You can see they're worried. They worried-- 775 00:30:32,193 --> 00:30:33,400 [Sam] They're like all... 776 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,158 [Jacob] I'm hoping to go on a second date with Barby. 777 00:30:35,158 --> 00:30:37,986 So there is no option but to win. 778 00:30:37,986 --> 00:30:40,676 There's definitely a possibility that Barby could form a connection 779 00:30:40,676 --> 00:30:43,641 with the dads tonight, and I'm a little bit nervous, to be honest. 780 00:30:44,365 --> 00:30:48,158 All right, guys, with much deliberation, 781 00:30:48,158 --> 00:30:50,434 and it was a hard decision... 782 00:30:51,503 --> 00:30:53,158 we've decided... 783 00:30:57,193 --> 00:30:59,055 we're going with the daddios! 784 00:30:59,055 --> 00:31:01,158 [all exclaiming] 785 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,883 -That's what I'm talking about. Yeah! -[women cheering] 786 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:06,641 [Darren] Yeah, baby! 787 00:31:06,641 --> 00:31:11,676 Somehow, by the grace of God, uh, the... the older men won. 788 00:31:11,676 --> 00:31:13,503 I must say, I don't know how that happened, 789 00:31:13,503 --> 00:31:15,021 but they did. 790 00:31:15,021 --> 00:31:16,262 Sorry, boys. 791 00:31:19,089 --> 00:31:21,503 [all laughing] 792 00:31:21,503 --> 00:31:23,779 Many of them aren't convinced you guys won. 793 00:31:23,779 --> 00:31:25,607 Many of who? All the women agreed. 794 00:31:25,607 --> 00:31:28,124 -I was even told that it was my announcing. -[Sam] Seems like some of-- 795 00:31:28,124 --> 00:31:29,572 -Uh, you definitely-- -[Darren] My Matthew McConaughey. 796 00:31:29,572 --> 00:31:30,779 -That kinda carried it. -We were-- 797 00:31:30,779 --> 00:31:33,124 We were told to do a stripping routine. 798 00:31:33,124 --> 00:31:34,917 There was nothing routine about your guys'. 799 00:31:34,917 --> 00:31:36,710 -Your guys' was organized chaos. -You're right. 800 00:31:36,710 --> 00:31:38,572 It was... it was exceptional. It wasn't routine. 801 00:31:38,572 --> 00:31:40,572 -Yours was routine. -No. It was an organized chaos. 802 00:31:40,572 --> 00:31:42,676 -All right, ladies! -[Darren] All right, ladies. Let's go! 803 00:31:42,676 --> 00:31:44,883 All right, let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 804 00:31:44,883 --> 00:31:46,193 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 805 00:31:46,193 --> 00:31:47,883 [Barby] Bye-bye. 806 00:31:47,883 --> 00:31:50,572 [Joey] We just lost the striptease to our fathers. 807 00:31:50,572 --> 00:31:54,021 We are gonna just be sitting on our asses right here tonight. 808 00:31:54,021 --> 00:31:55,814 We're not leaving. 809 00:31:55,814 --> 00:31:58,365 Not finding love tonight. Absolutely not. 810 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:02,883 ♪ I wanna let go right now 811 00:32:04,503 --> 00:32:07,365 ♪ Speed it up Slow it down ♪ 812 00:32:07,365 --> 00:32:08,917 [Kelly] This is such a fun night. 813 00:32:08,917 --> 00:32:12,089 [Crystal laughs] St. Louis, you gotta keep up now. 814 00:32:13,021 --> 00:32:14,710 So, I'm so excited to get out of the house 815 00:32:14,710 --> 00:32:16,021 and go on a date with these guys 816 00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:18,296 because this gives me a chance to get to know them better. 817 00:32:18,296 --> 00:32:20,779 If there are any other women that are interested 818 00:32:20,779 --> 00:32:23,296 in the same guys that I'm interested in, 819 00:32:23,296 --> 00:32:26,158 especially Stacy and Darren, I don't have a strategy. 820 00:32:26,158 --> 00:32:27,710 I'm gonna be me. 821 00:32:27,710 --> 00:32:31,158 And I already know they're gonna pick me just because of who I am. 822 00:32:31,676 --> 00:32:34,089 -Whoo! -Here we come. 823 00:32:34,089 --> 00:32:35,814 -Whoo! -[Jami] Yeah. 824 00:32:35,814 --> 00:32:37,227 [rock music playing] 825 00:32:38,814 --> 00:32:41,296 -Right here. -[Lannette] Oh, you're perfect. 826 00:32:41,296 --> 00:32:42,607 [Barby chuckles] I did it. 827 00:32:42,607 --> 00:32:44,779 [Kelly] Right here, guys. Right here. 828 00:32:44,779 --> 00:32:46,503 Oh, nice. 829 00:32:46,503 --> 00:32:49,917 Prefect, right? How nice is this? 830 00:32:49,917 --> 00:32:52,021 Well, you know, the women have been playing with the little young boys 831 00:32:52,021 --> 00:32:54,158 for a little while now, you know, baby, baby, 832 00:32:54,158 --> 00:32:55,676 breastfeeding them, I don't know. 833 00:32:55,676 --> 00:32:57,607 But it's time for the men to step up. 834 00:32:57,607 --> 00:33:00,089 It's time for them to come to some real men, 835 00:33:00,089 --> 00:33:02,158 to take 'em out, show 'em how gentlemen act. 836 00:33:02,158 --> 00:33:03,503 And I know they're not getting that treatment 837 00:33:03,503 --> 00:33:05,365 from the... from the boys, at all. 838 00:33:07,193 --> 00:33:09,055 [rock music playing] 839 00:33:09,710 --> 00:33:10,676 [Anthony] That's what we need. 840 00:33:10,676 --> 00:33:12,124 -A nice shot of tequila. -[Crystal] Hey! Hey! 841 00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:14,227 -And then we'll line them up. -Hey! 842 00:33:16,193 --> 00:33:17,158 [Barby] Guys! 843 00:33:19,814 --> 00:33:20,883 Thank you, sir. 844 00:33:21,262 --> 00:33:23,021 [Anthony speaking] 845 00:33:23,021 --> 00:33:24,572 -No. -All right. 846 00:33:28,814 --> 00:33:31,676 I'm having a good time with the dads at the bar. 847 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,917 I've kinda got my eyes on Anthony 848 00:33:33,917 --> 00:33:35,021 just 'cause he's so different. 849 00:33:35,021 --> 00:33:37,814 He's not my type at all, but he has sort of an energy 850 00:33:37,814 --> 00:33:39,400 about him that's very appealing. 851 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,400 The guys I go for are usually broke, 852 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,503 not that smart and not that nice. 853 00:33:45,503 --> 00:33:47,262 It's gonna be crazy having a choice 854 00:33:47,262 --> 00:33:49,400 between the dads and the sons, 855 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,400 especially seeing that Joey is so hot and cute, 856 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,779 and then so is his father. 857 00:33:55,779 --> 00:33:57,883 It could get a little confusing. 858 00:34:01,262 --> 00:34:02,538 Oh, you're fine. 859 00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:07,400 [Anthony] I know. I know! 860 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,468 You're right. 861 00:34:10,193 --> 00:34:12,055 [laughs] 862 00:34:12,503 --> 00:34:13,606 [rock music playing] 863 00:34:13,606 --> 00:34:15,262 [all exclaiming and cheering] 864 00:34:15,262 --> 00:34:17,124 Whoo-hoo! Whoo! 865 00:34:17,778 --> 00:34:18,778 [Barby] Wow. 866 00:34:19,606 --> 00:34:20,641 Excellent. 867 00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:24,986 [Crystal and Stacy laugh] 868 00:34:29,778 --> 00:34:31,365 [both laughing] 869 00:34:33,124 --> 00:34:36,124 [Crystal] So, I see Barby dancing with Darren. 870 00:34:36,124 --> 00:34:39,021 And I'm like, "Are you serious right now?" 871 00:34:39,021 --> 00:34:42,917 Like, you know, I know that she knows that I'm interested in Darren. 872 00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:44,709 [sighs] It's about to be a night. 873 00:34:44,709 --> 00:34:46,124 [rock music playing] 874 00:34:47,606 --> 00:34:49,055 -[Barby] Yeah! -[Darren speaking] 875 00:34:52,676 --> 00:34:53,778 [chuckles] 876 00:35:02,814 --> 00:35:03,710 [Crystal] Mmm-hmm. 877 00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:04,676 [Darren speaking] 878 00:35:05,296 --> 00:35:06,434 Okay. 879 00:35:08,365 --> 00:35:10,400 Too soon to be saying someone is off limits. 880 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,262 Like, girl, what are you doing? 881 00:35:12,814 --> 00:35:14,089 Fair game. 882 00:35:14,089 --> 00:35:15,503 It's not the time. 883 00:35:15,503 --> 00:35:16,986 No one is off-limits. 884 00:35:17,779 --> 00:35:18,779 Not yet. 885 00:35:20,021 --> 00:35:21,365 [Darren] A cosmo. 886 00:35:22,503 --> 00:35:24,089 She called Darren her man? 887 00:35:33,124 --> 00:35:34,710 [Crystal speaking] 888 00:35:34,710 --> 00:35:36,262 -I do? -You have a gorgeous-- 889 00:35:36,710 --> 00:35:38,158 Thank you. So do you. 890 00:35:38,158 --> 00:35:39,469 [Crystal speaking] 891 00:35:45,124 --> 00:35:48,021 Seeing Crystal act this way triggered me a little bit 892 00:35:48,021 --> 00:35:52,469 because I had told myself that was not going to make 893 00:35:52,469 --> 00:35:54,089 the same mistakes that I typically do, 894 00:35:54,089 --> 00:35:58,089 which is find the girl with the most drama 895 00:35:58,089 --> 00:35:59,055 and go date her. 896 00:35:59,055 --> 00:36:00,296 -Excuse me. -I'm gonna go sit down 897 00:36:00,296 --> 00:36:02,296 -'cause my... my dogs are barking. -All right. 898 00:36:02,296 --> 00:36:05,400 But then again, Crystal and Barby are so hot. 899 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,021 [laughs] 900 00:36:07,021 --> 00:36:10,779 Again, like, you got a seven on your first one, you win. 'Cause after you... 901 00:36:10,779 --> 00:36:12,676 -[continues indistinctly] -Can I talk to you outside? 902 00:36:12,676 --> 00:36:15,089 My feet hurt. What's up? I'm getting a drink. What's up? 903 00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:18,676 -Have a seat. -No, I don't wanna do it here. 904 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:21,227 -You wanna talk to me outside? -Yeah. 905 00:36:21,917 --> 00:36:23,331 Oh, Lord. Okay. 906 00:36:26,469 --> 00:36:27,469 I'll be right back, y'all. 907 00:36:31,710 --> 00:36:33,158 Oh, Lord. 908 00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:35,986 [Christina] I definitely feel that there is heat 909 00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:38,607 in the air tonight with Barby and Crystal. 910 00:36:38,607 --> 00:36:40,917 There's... there's definitely a dynamic going on, 911 00:36:40,917 --> 00:36:43,710 and we were like, "Holy [bleep]. 912 00:36:43,710 --> 00:36:45,883 It's about to go down." [laughs] 913 00:36:49,021 --> 00:36:50,296 Girl, you got a [bleep] problem. 914 00:36:50,296 --> 00:36:53,193 -I don't have a [bleep] problem! -[Crystal] Bye! 915 00:36:53,193 --> 00:36:54,883 I don't give a [bleep] about what the [bleep] you've done. 916 00:36:54,883 --> 00:36:57,262 Sit your punk ass down! 917 00:36:57,262 --> 00:36:58,848 -Yeah. Yeah. -My punk ass? 918 00:37:08,296 --> 00:37:09,400 [Crystal] What's up? 919 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,158 I... I think that we started off on the right foot. 920 00:37:12,158 --> 00:37:14,710 -Mmm-hmm. -[Barby] And I was excited to room with you, 921 00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:16,986 but I'm getting some weird tension from you. 922 00:37:16,986 --> 00:37:20,917 Like, every time I talk about being a stripper in my past, 923 00:37:20,917 --> 00:37:24,710 you get really kind of uncomfortable or mad, 924 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:28,710 or you turn your back to me or you get, like, snarky with me. 925 00:37:28,710 --> 00:37:33,124 And every single time that I'm talking to somebody that you're interested in, 926 00:37:33,124 --> 00:37:34,607 you get upset with me, 927 00:37:34,607 --> 00:37:36,400 when it's all of us just talking to everybody, 928 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,779 trying to get to know everybody. 929 00:37:37,779 --> 00:37:38,883 -Like, I'm not-- -Like who? 930 00:37:38,883 --> 00:37:40,607 You did it with Darren tonight. 931 00:37:40,607 --> 00:37:43,055 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 932 00:37:43,055 --> 00:37:45,021 First of all, if you were a stripper, 933 00:37:45,021 --> 00:37:46,262 I don't give a [bleep] about that. 934 00:37:46,262 --> 00:37:48,158 But then why do you get weird every single time 935 00:37:48,158 --> 00:37:49,365 -it comes up? -[Crystal] I don't get weird. 936 00:37:49,365 --> 00:37:50,848 -[Barby] No, you're gaslighting me right now. -No, no. 937 00:37:50,848 --> 00:37:52,365 -I'm not gaslighting you. -[Barby] You're gaslighting me, [bleep]. 938 00:37:52,365 --> 00:37:55,400 Girl, I don't give a [bleep] about you being no [bleep] damn stripper. 939 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,503 I've been... I'm friends with women that are much worse than you. 940 00:37:58,503 --> 00:38:00,021 -Much worse than me? There it is. -[Crystal] Okay. Well, I mean, 941 00:38:00,021 --> 00:38:02,021 -for real. -[Barby] Much worse than me. 942 00:38:02,021 --> 00:38:03,779 Okay. So, what? For real? 943 00:38:04,503 --> 00:38:05,986 Girl, [bleep]. 944 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,676 -Hi. Can I sit right in the middle of you guys? -You okay, girl? 945 00:38:12,676 --> 00:38:14,503 Can I let you slide in? 946 00:38:14,503 --> 00:38:16,055 Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm so sorry. 947 00:38:16,055 --> 00:38:17,262 -Your foot-- -No, it's okay. 948 00:38:17,917 --> 00:38:19,572 [Barby] When I confront Crystal, 949 00:38:19,572 --> 00:38:23,089 she was trying to make me look like I was crazy for bringing up all the things 950 00:38:23,089 --> 00:38:24,814 that she was actually doing in front of me. 951 00:38:24,814 --> 00:38:28,917 She's going after Stacy and Darren and Anthony, 952 00:38:28,917 --> 00:38:32,469 and being weird and rude to me about my past, 953 00:38:32,469 --> 00:38:34,917 and she's just not being very nice to me. 954 00:38:34,917 --> 00:38:37,124 -[Stacy] You good? -Ooh. Yeah. 955 00:38:37,124 --> 00:38:39,848 She ain't got no other re-- reality but to be good. 956 00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:43,607 I don't even understand what that means. 957 00:38:43,607 --> 00:38:45,607 [Crystal] Girl, look. I'm good. 958 00:38:45,607 --> 00:38:47,262 -[Ashley] You okay, Crystal? -[Crystal] How y'all doing? Y'all good? 959 00:38:47,262 --> 00:38:48,607 -[Ashley] Yeah. -[Crystal] I'm good. 960 00:38:48,607 --> 00:38:51,469 Basically, I got called out on some bull [bleep] 961 00:38:51,469 --> 00:38:55,021 about somebody's what they do with their life, 962 00:38:55,021 --> 00:38:56,710 that I don't [bleep] care about. 963 00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:59,883 [scoffs] That's what that was, but I ain't the one. 964 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,986 You already know. 965 00:39:02,986 --> 00:39:06,607 So, what I really think it is, is that Barby must have thought 966 00:39:06,607 --> 00:39:09,917 that she was going to be the woman in the house 967 00:39:09,917 --> 00:39:12,021 that was going to get all of the attention. 968 00:39:12,021 --> 00:39:14,503 And then here we are, at the bar, 969 00:39:14,503 --> 00:39:16,917 and I'm getting called out for... 970 00:39:16,917 --> 00:39:19,365 acting a certain way because she said she's a stripper. 971 00:39:20,193 --> 00:39:21,814 Like, girl, get out of here. 972 00:39:21,814 --> 00:39:25,400 -If you've got a problem with you being a past stripper... -[Barby] I did. 973 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,986 -...then that is your problem. -I don't. 974 00:39:26,986 --> 00:39:28,469 But I don't give a [bleep] if you go out there 975 00:39:28,469 --> 00:39:29,986 and sell your [bleep] there on the corner. 976 00:39:29,986 --> 00:39:32,710 -I don't give a [bleep], okay? -[Barby] Treat me like it [bleep] matter. 977 00:39:32,710 --> 00:39:34,710 [Crystal] We all got a [bleep] damn past. 978 00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:37,572 So why do you feel bad about you being a stripper? 979 00:39:37,572 --> 00:39:39,400 -I don't feel bad! -[Crystal] So-- 980 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:44,986 I feel bad when women who have children like me and you judge me for it. 981 00:39:44,986 --> 00:39:46,331 What did I do to judge you? 982 00:39:48,710 --> 00:39:53,296 Historically, seeing women fight like this is not unattractive. 983 00:39:53,296 --> 00:39:58,124 This is the type of women that I always go for. 984 00:39:58,124 --> 00:40:00,193 I had just made the decision 985 00:40:00,193 --> 00:40:03,814 that I was gonna go for something a little less spicy. 986 00:40:03,814 --> 00:40:05,469 Normally, it's, no, I'm the moth, 987 00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:08,676 that drama is the flame, and I fly into it and die. 988 00:40:08,676 --> 00:40:13,055 But the new me, this is a red flag. 989 00:40:13,055 --> 00:40:14,814 -Excuse me. -[Crystal] Not something that I might have said, okay? 990 00:40:14,814 --> 00:40:17,503 Girl, you got a [bleep] problem. Get the [bleep] out of my [bleep] damn face. 991 00:40:17,503 --> 00:40:19,917 -I don't have a [bleep] problem. -[Crystal] Bye! 992 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,262 -Bye! Bye. -And here you go. 993 00:40:22,814 --> 00:40:24,055 There you go, sit in the middle. 994 00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:25,296 [Crystal] I ain't got to sit in the middle. I ain't got 995 00:40:25,296 --> 00:40:26,814 -to sit in the middle. -[Barby] Take whatever you want. 996 00:40:26,814 --> 00:40:29,021 -Get yourself a jet and buy a-- -[Crystal] [bleep] you. 997 00:40:29,021 --> 00:40:30,262 That's what it is. 998 00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:31,814 -No, it's the other way around. -[Crystal] No. Whatever. 999 00:40:31,814 --> 00:40:33,503 -Bye. -Don't [bleep] try me. 1000 00:40:33,503 --> 00:40:35,883 Because you a [bleep] damn stripper? 1001 00:40:37,021 --> 00:40:38,296 I don't give a [bleep]! 1002 00:40:38,296 --> 00:40:40,296 [Lannette] The screaming match between the two ladies, 1003 00:40:40,296 --> 00:40:42,296 for me personally, is unacceptable. 1004 00:40:42,296 --> 00:40:46,917 I don't think that Barby and Crystal are necessarily acting like the most mature, 1005 00:40:46,917 --> 00:40:50,400 refined women right now, and I do see how it could 1006 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,779 potentially give the rest of us a bad rap. 1007 00:40:53,779 --> 00:40:55,676 I don't give a [bleep] about what the [bleep] you've done. 1008 00:40:55,676 --> 00:40:57,365 -[Barby] You said, "Worse than you." -No, no. 1009 00:40:57,365 --> 00:40:59,021 -I ain't said [bleep] to you. -[Ashley] Come on-- 1010 00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:01,296 -[Barby] "Worse than you." -Sit your punk ass down. 1011 00:41:01,296 --> 00:41:02,710 [Barby] My punk ass? 1012 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:04,296 -My punk ass? -Sit your punk ass down. 1013 00:41:04,296 --> 00:41:06,021 -Yeah. Yeah. -My punk ass? 1014 00:41:06,021 --> 00:41:07,021 -[Crystal] Yeah. -Whoo! 1015 00:41:15,193 --> 00:41:16,607 She better throw it at the floor 1016 00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:18,710 'cause she ain't gonna throw it at me. 1017 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,607 [Barby] Crystal is obviously gaslighting me 1018 00:41:20,607 --> 00:41:24,676 into believing that my experience is not the truth. 1019 00:41:24,676 --> 00:41:26,296 No, [bleep] that [bleep]! 1020 00:41:26,296 --> 00:41:28,503 [Barby] My punk ass! 1021 00:41:28,503 --> 00:41:30,814 [Crystal] At this point, I'm like, "Girl, why are you really pissed off?" 1022 00:41:30,814 --> 00:41:34,055 I mean, just really, just go ahead and admit the truth. 1023 00:41:34,055 --> 00:41:36,986 You're mad at me because I'm getting more attention, 1024 00:41:36,986 --> 00:41:39,296 and you thought that you were gonna be queen bee up in here, 1025 00:41:39,296 --> 00:41:40,262 and you not." 1026 00:41:43,055 --> 00:41:44,676 [Chris] Whoo! Barby! 1027 00:41:44,676 --> 00:41:45,607 [Jacob] Are they back? 1028 00:41:45,607 --> 00:41:47,055 What's going down? What's going down? 1029 00:41:47,055 --> 00:41:48,710 [Barby] Just grab all my [bleep]. 1030 00:41:48,710 --> 00:41:50,365 Everything on this bed is mine. 1031 00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:56,021 With Barby moving out, uh, clearly, there are some hard feelings. 1032 00:41:56,021 --> 00:41:57,400 Do you think I was wrong? 1033 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,710 Like you said, "You don't throw objects, you throw hands." 1034 00:41:59,710 --> 00:42:00,848 -[Crystal] I throw hands. -[laughs] 1035 00:42:00,848 --> 00:42:04,021 [woman] We're gonna have an experience of sexual yoga. 1036 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:06,676 Can you please snuggle a bit closer? 1037 00:42:06,676 --> 00:42:07,952 [Joey] I'm trying to, like, stay focused, 1038 00:42:07,952 --> 00:42:11,710 -but how do you do that when your dad's there? -It's just-- 1039 00:42:11,710 --> 00:42:13,400 [Jami] I've been holding a secret, 1040 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,503 and I have to get it off my chest. 1041 00:42:15,503 --> 00:42:18,986 The reason why I'm not having a connection is... 1042 00:42:19,572 --> 00:42:20,641 Oh. 1043 00:42:24,572 --> 00:42:25,710 Who the [bleep] is that? 1044 00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:29,607 [Christina] What the hell is this girl doing here? 1045 00:42:29,607 --> 00:42:31,296 Is she here for what we're here for? 1046 00:42:31,296 --> 00:42:33,503 Is she here to just stir [bleep] up? 1047 00:42:33,503 --> 00:42:34,883 What's going on? 77420

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