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Duck, duck!

Are you done taking pictures?

Now do some work.

Get the platters from upstairs. - Okay.

Karishma, get the dry-fruits as well. - Okay.

If you scream, you'll be the most terrible person I know.

Hello, Princess. - Awesome, Dino.

Shall we run? - Of course.

Come.

Come.

K...Khalifa.

Khalifa. Khalifa. Khalifa.

We are unfortunates.

Khalifa. Khalifa. Khalifa.

We're marching ahead.

Every moment's filled with risks.

That's all we crave for.

The ambiance changes to our attitude.

This is different persona..

Khalifa. Khalifa. Khalifa.

We are unfortunates.

Khalifa. Khalifa. Khalifa we're..

We squeezed the sky..

And drank the blue sherbet.

We took a piece of sun and..

..a piece of cloud, held it in our fingers and chewed it.

Khalifa. Khalifa. Khalifa.

We are unfortunates.

Khalifa. Khalifa. Khalifa.

We're marching ahead.

Every moment's filled with risks.

That's all we crave for.

The ambiance changes to our attitude.

This is a unique reputation..

Khalifa. Khalifa. Khalifa.

We're marching ahead.

We're marching ahead.

Every moment's filled with risks.

That's all we crave for.

The ambiance changes to our attitude.

This is a unique reputation..

Khalifa. Khalifa. Khalifa, we're..

I told them that I won't go with them

because my ear starts paining in the airplane..

.. and I also feel nauseous.

Mom, please.

We went on a 21 days tour of Europe.

Take it. They are homemade.

Help yourself.

Mom loves to travel.

Hello, sir. - Come, Mahesh.

Would you like something?

Eat, son... help yourself ...don't be shy like a girl.

Karishma.

Come, dear.

Looking nice, right?

Eat it, son...don't be shy.

We have every freedom in the world..

..but still, marriage before 21.

I just don't understand our parents.

The grand Shetty tradition.

Seriously.

Come, come, come, food's here.

Here you go, sir.

Wow, Chhotu. - Thank you.

You took so long.

I thought you'll come tomorrow.

Dino.

I am not hungry.

Why? Because Karishma's doing the catwalk?

Hey, virus, there's nothing like that between us.

Let it be.

We know what's between Karishma and you..

..and so does the entire college.

But God knows when you two will realize this.

I've a big confusion.

Are they friends, lovers, time-pass or DMC.

Dekho lekin chhuo Mat'.(Look, but don't touch)

Oh, God. Milind.

Firstly, Karishma and I won't have an affair..

..just because you say so. Okay?

And secondly, she's just buying some time..

..to calm her short-tempered father.

So chill.

Hey..

Disgusting..

He's hogging like an animal.

I swear..

How is business?

It's doing well.

Seema.

She loves dancing since she was a kid.

I've seen the place but it's a bit messy.

There's a school nearby, permit's going to be..

It will be done.

She's just like her daddy.

What about the license? - It will be done.

Here.

Yes. Karishma, serve everyone.

Let me know if there's a problem.

You can eat all you like after the wedding ... son, talk to her.

Beautiful pair. We won't find a better pair even in the Subramaniam temple.

The boy isn't eating anything.

And for the Shetty's, gold pleated sari means a thing of pride.

Sexy!

You aren't..

You want water? That's okay.... He always does that while drinking water.

What's wrong with him?

Serve him some whiskey.

That's his problem. He doesn't booze.

So you love her? - Of course I do.

I mean...like a friend.

But I don't know..

Could be something else.

But how am I supposed to know.

We're cool with one another.

But love and all..

Why do you ask stupid questions?

Just quietly play the game. - Sorry.

Come on. - Don't get furious.

Dinesh!

Dinesh!

Dinesh, get up.

Get up, Dinesh. Get up.

Dinesh is dead, mom.

He was fed up of his cheap middle-class name..

..and committed suicide. - Shut up.

Dino's sleeping. Goodnight.

I'll slap you back to reality.

What's this?

What's this?

So you've decided to completely ruin yourself.

Dino, my headphones.

It was somewhere here.

Dev. - Yes.

Dev, look.

Look what I found in the balcony.

He's into this as well.

Hold on. Let me see.

Bro, cigarette? The cheap ones.

You should at least smoke something of your class.

Dev, you? - Mom, maybe I..

Mother India Returns, he's 25 years old.

He knows what's good for him.

MBA. Job with a multi-national.

Foreign travel.

And you're concerned about a cigarette in the balcony.

He's your obedient son.

Spare him this time.

He'll never smoke again at home.

Right, AP?

You dumba** - No one's going to rebuke you.

You'll get me killed someday.

Don't hit me.

I've a headache, please not today.

How can you have a headache?

You're made for giving others a headache, you fool.

Okay, okay.

Crazy.

Even the cleaning-crew will have a heart-attack..

..looking at this dump.

Nina.

Nina...what's this?

Is this a room or a dustbin?

What do you expect me to do?

He never listens to me.

What are you doing?

Brush your teeth first.

All the clothes are lying on the bed.

Where does he sleep?

In the closet.

Mr. Bholu, will you get the ketchup..

..or are you waiting for harvest season. - Yes, sir.

Okay, papa. - Leaving, son.

Okay. Have a great trip.

Wish you every success. - Thank you.

Call me as soon as you get there. - Don't worry.

Be careful. Okay.

Are you dropping him to the airport?

No, actually I am busy today.

Why? He doesn't have college today either.

Exactly, otherwise I would've dropped him.

Papa, it's okay.

It's getting late. I'll take a cab.

Yuck. What are you doing, man?

Bye, BA.

Disgusting.

Bye, mom. - Bye, son.

Bye, BA.

BA 'Bigdi Aulaad'.(Spoilt Son)

Dev's right about him.

He's no use to anyone.

Dev's fulfilling all his responsibilities..

..although he's busy.

And this boy..

All he does is sit around at home without anything..

Wait, wait, I'll drop you.

This two hour drive is better than..

..listening to that boring and..

..allegedly corrupt government servant.

Dino.

Look after mom and dad.

Don't trouble them too much.

You should be thinking about those hot girls..

..you'll find in Hong Kong.

Right.

The company sends me there on a pleasure trip.

I don't work.

Poor God.

He must be thinking "I made such beautiful girls..

..but he doesn't even take a look.

Reform yourself, bro.

Follow the path of God.

Yeah, what's up?

What the..

Operation Universal, five minutes.

Mini Mouse?

Crises, bro. I have to go.

She must have run out of candy floss..

..that's why she messaged Mickey Mouse.

What's all this?

Our planet's being attacked by alien dinosaurs.

So it's time to wear my underwear over my pants.

Got to go.

Superman to the rescue.

I gave him a hard time.

I was scared that he'll wet the sofa.

But still..

Bas***

He said yes, so you say no.

Simple and strong, okay.

Okay, who's going to listen to me?

You know dad.

Once he's made up his mind, there's no looking back.

But if you get hitched, what about me?

Look, tell Shetty this isn't some village in Mangalore.

We aren't in the 90's anymore.

Shove them aside...to move ahead with time.

You don't get it.

You need to understand, K, not me.

Come on, fight it out, K.

ATAH.com. - Correct.

Apni Taqdeer Apni Haath'. (Your fate lies in your own hands)

No, just tell me.

How can one decide in a single meeting..

..that this is the one I want to spend my whole life with.

That's like utter bull***

His intentions are obvious.

He's a guy, so you know..

Exactly.

That's why most marriages don't work out these days.

There you go.

Bonding and vibing.

Trusting each other with your lives.

These things take time, like.. - You're right.

Like us. Just like us. - Exactly.

Tuning. Common interest.

And having fun with each other.

Like we do.

Shouldn't these things gel as well?

Tell me.

Actually, we're fit for each other.

Yeah.

We should get married.

Done. End of all problems.

We'll stay together...for every lifetime to come.

Awesome.

Come, come, get up.

Sorry.

Ladies..

The ladies in your house and gentlemen.

Good one.

You all are invited to our wedding.

Do come.

You too.

Sir, will you come?

And you? - Of course.

Cool.

So let's bunk lectures tomorrow and get married.

And we'll go honeymooning with the fees money.

Marriage!

Cheers, baby. Cheers.

You're shining...like a diamond.

Bring it on, sweetheart.

You're shining...like a diamond.

Bring it on, sweetheart.

Swat logic away.

It's always swings over the head.

Less profit more loss.

The Indian thing.

Runs in the opposite way.

Always growling back at you.

Nothing later, everything now.

The Indian thing.

Everyone thinks I am an idiot.

As if I created all the problems for myself.

I never had any problem until now.

Seema was born by the time I was 18.

Papa's there.

He will think nice for you.

A E I O U...that's kind of making sense.

Hey! What a feeling...wow.

That's the AEIOU song.

The ABCD well.

Little bit of this, little bit of that.

The Indian thing.

You're shining...like a diamond.

Bring it on, sweetheart.

You're shining...like a diamond.

Bring it on, sweetheart.

Let it be.

Don't make plans.

Don't repay today for tomorrow.

It's family tradition.

Family tradition.

I won't let anyone break it. Get it.

You're shining...like a diamond.

Bring it on, sweetheart.

You're shining...like a diamond.

Bring it on, sweetheart.

You're shining...like a diamond.

Bring it on, sweetheart.

You're shining...like a diamond.

Bring it on, sweetheart.

Give me that boy's number.

I'll show him.

K.

There's nothing I can't crack, okay.

So bring it on, sweetheart.

The other day what you said at the bar...

...were you serious about that?

That? 'Made for each other' bit? - Yeah.

Hold on.

Look, K. I'm not in a position to be serious.

This is no joke.

Hey...nice one, right. Position...serious?

Rhyming words. Right?

What if I say I was serious?

I'm getting engaged this week. - Engagement?

Engagement! What?

Are you serious?

Yes.

Just come here. - Where...

Come!

Look...it's just an engagement.

And it can be called off, right?

I'll teach that pervert a lesson...

...that he'll call off the engagement.

Just see what I do.

Just see. - Just wait.

What's the point?

First get engaged and then call it off? - Exactly.

Listen, dude, on principle I am not doing this.

What principle, K? What principle?

I'll get engaged only to the one I want to marry.

And I'll marry someone...

...who will always be there for me.

Like...for every lifetime.

Look, K, this isn't Universal Bar.

And I am not laughing either.

Locha.com (problem).

We're still in college. - So?

We're living on our fathers earnings.

We'll grow up someday, Dino.

I've no clue about what I'm going do an hour later.

How can I make plans about growing up?

And what will I say to Shetty?

He'll eat me for dinner.

Yes. I could've asked Mr.Nigam to talk to him.

But...he thinks I am the most useless boy on this planet.

Now what?

That's why I wasn't telling you.

Because I knew you can't do anything.

K, listen to me. - No. No!

This is my problem. I'll handle it myself.

Okay?

This is just bloody unreal.

Mrs. Khare's inviting us for dinner on the weekend?

Would you like to go?

I'll be in Delhi...

Just avoid these dinners.

I'm putting on weight.

Good morning, mom.

Good morning, papa.

Have all the clocks in the house stopped working?

You don't even have your exams.

I want to talk to you two.

Is it a big problem? - Yes.

Police case... - Police case?

Mom, you're just too much.

I want to take responsibility.

Oh God!

I'll share the household responsibilities.

Contribute as well.

Because... I can make some money...

...playing part-time music.

You're laughing?

I've offers from numerous bands.

Mom... - Sorry.

Papa.

Can you talk to a girl's father, please?

I am very serious.

Very good.

Have you chosen a girl for Dev?

No, for me.

1st April's has gone, son.

Is there a hidden camera? - No.

To make me a fool.

Very nice.

Very nice.

Nina, I am leaving.

Good one. Good one.

Papa.

Papa. - What happened?

It's very urgent.

It's the question of my life.

It's not easy for me to stand here and... - Enough!

Papa, please. Just do this once.

Then I swear I'll always do as you say.

I'll even stop all my nonsense.

Are you taking drugs?

You're not in your senses. - Papa.

I don't have time for your nonsense.

Papa, please. Hold on.

I'm not saying I want to get married tomorrow.

Marriage? You?

Yes, papa, I was thinking...

I'll slap you silly!

What are you good for?

What are you good for?

If I take away this house, clothes, your pocket-money...

...you won't survive for a day.

All you can do is take your guitar and beg...

Papa...

Hi. - Hi.

Come, let's go.

On this? - So.

Shall we buy a train ticket...to Bhayander?

What?

That will be better than this.

What?

Are you eloping or shifting home?

And are you going for a concert?

Where am I going to sit?

On the fender. - Okay, chill.

We'll take a few trips back and adjust the luggage.

What's the issue?

Hi, little one.

What's this? - I just saved the poor thing.

Big dogs were trying to scare him.

And I couldn't see his mother anywhere, so...

I hope you aren't thinking of taking him along.

Should I leave him alone again?

Those dogs will kill him, Dino.

It's a street dog, just ditch it, K.

Why don't you ditch your guitar?

That will make some space on the bike.

Again about my guitar.

I don't believe this.

What happened?

What happened?

Changing your mind?

Actually, I just remembered something important.

What?

I love you.

Which way's Goa? - That way.

Don't know this or that.

Don't know who's what.

I am alive today.

There's nothing more I know.

I've nothing to do with the world.

Pardon my disrespect.

All I know.

When you're with me.

I believe that's...

...the path to my destination.

The path to my destination.

Uncle, I swear.

I swear on my mother, I don't know... - Don't swear.

Look, you two do everything together.

Right?

We do, uncle, but... - So, where is he?

Listen, I just spoke to Dev.

He said he'll take the first flight back.

I've been asking him for an hour.

All he says is he doesn't know.

Where's my daughter?

Where's my daughter?

You will have to tell me where my daughter is.

Please. - Mom.

If I had known, ma'am...

...would I be yelling my heart out?

If Karishma doesn't return home tonight...

...I'll file a kidnapping case against your son.

I'll get him arrested.

Mr. Shetty, the problem is with your daughter.

She ran away because...

...you were forcing her to get married.

Forcing?

He just got involved in her mess.

And anyway, he's a big oaf.

Your son Dino's troubled the entire college.

He's a big troublemaker.

What are you doing at the airport?

They left on a bike.

Look for them on the roads.

Beer bar?

I have a permit.

The girl's family is here.

Your government officials come there every day...

...for protection money. - What?

Ask yourself. Ask. - What?

Speak in Hindi. - I won't.

Hindi... - I won't.

Then how am I going to understand?

I don't understand.

Can you believe this?

The two of us, like this! - Really.

K, are we making a blunder?

Because it's still not too late.

I am scared too.

But, Dino, I am confident.

We're doing the right thing.

It's our life, we'll decide what to do.

ATAH.com.

And when we've decided...

...then we should get rewarded too.

Sweet reward of hard work.

I am stinking.

I'm covered in dirt and grime from head to toe.

Let me clean it for you.

Cheap behavior.

Go out and make Jerry's bed.

Here.

Do some more hard work.

You little...

Hello, dirty boy.

Time for your reward...

Dino.

Dino.

Oh, God!

Is the air conditioner and water working?

Yes, all in working condition.

Chill man. Enjoy yourself.

Take care, bro. Thanks.

K. K. K, What do you think of the place?

Dino, this is so cool.

This is awesome.

Oh my, God. This is like a dream.

We'll live like we want, do what we like.

Can you believe this?

Okay, so listen. - Okay.

The view from here is the best.

So we'll keep our bed here.

And we won't keep too many things in the hall.

Like plain types. - Okay.

The room at the back is for your music.

And the other room that side will be my studio.

What do you think?

Princess, we'll do as you say.

So excited.

By the way, I am starving.

First prawn-curry rice?

Shall we?

Let's go get Jerry. Come.

Come on.

I am not hungry, sweetheart, I am craving.

The crave of youth.

Dino.

Why do you behave like a villain...

...every time you get romantic?

Because heroes are happy with singing songs.

But villains want the same thing...that I want.

Yuck! Creep.

Listen, Jerry's hungry too.

Let's go.

Sweety!

He's the real villain.

I'll kill him someday, or else...

Thank you.

I...

No one's done all this for me.

I...I never felt so special.

And...

But that doesn't mean you behave cheaply.

It's a massive turnoff.

There's something called as a joke.

No one in your family has a clue about it.

Jerry.

Just serious.

Jerry.

Eat rice plate and drink rum.

I don't know how to pluck stars.

Even if I get you stars...

...what will you do with them?

What do I try to prove with my antics?

I'll tell you in simple words what you mean for me.

I don't know about promises.

I don't know about rites and rituals.

I don't know the types of true love.

I've nothing to do with the world.

Pardon my disrespect.

All I know.

When you're with me.

I believe that's...

...the path to my destination.

The path to my destination.

The path to my destination.

The path to my destination.

So...

How about a hot shower?

I mean together.

What?

The bike's this way. - Jerry ran away.

Son of a...beach!

Hey...

Just listen.

But that's my bro. - Something's wrong.

They're here to catch us, okay.

Look, dad has sent Mahesh as well.

They must have found the bike.

We have to leave.

Quickly.

Dino.

But, brother...how?

Dino, come on.

What kind of a place is this?

Welcome to nowhere.

This route...leads to Karnataka.

No, not really.

We should've eloped next year.

No one can legally stop us after we're 21.

This is a huge country.

There's no dearth of places to hide.

We just have to avoid obvious places like Goa.

So let me see. - Cool.

So what unobvious place can we go to?

This.

This, my princess.

We'll go here.

Right to the heart of the country.

Nagpur. Really?

I have an uncle.

Cousin-types.

But he's darn cool.

Beer, smokes...all chilled.

We'll be safe here.

Are you sure?

He's not a simple guy, he's a rascal.

I know all his secrets.

What happened, princess?

What happened?

I am nervous, Dino.

I am scared.

What if we're caught?

Are we sure about each other?

Idiot.

Isn't it too late to doubt?

No, I was just checking.

Because I have an idea. - What?

I've nothing more, I'm going.

It's a life-long bond, sir...

Here, keep it.

Small town innocence, my foot.

They can put the Mumbai's crooks to shame.

Relax, the job's done... Mr. Shetty.

Oh yeah, I am Shetty.

You know Mrs. Nigam.

From earth to sky.

From doomsday... - Happy.

Yeah, obviously.

Now that you're here, you can stay.

What can be done?

Girl, finish that.

Don't worry, uncle's darn cool.

Right, uncle. You're darn cool, right?

You're chilled.

Poor girl is scared.

You're chilled.

She should be scared.

I'm her uncle, she should be scared.

Uncle, you scared us.

Okay, okay, okay, it's fine.

It's okay. Breathe. Breathe.

Listen, chill.

Stay here comfortably, we'll have a ball later.

And no need to go back...

...until your family doesn't call you back. - 100%.

He's too cool.

You can sleep here.

And you upstairs.

By the way, I've no problem...

...if you want to sleep together.

Sure, we'll stay in one room... - No, no, we're fine.

It's cool. - Different rooms.

We're fine.

We're fine.

You were waiting for me, weren't you?

Shall we begin...

Dino...

I am still scared.

I'll get rid of your stress, sweetheart.

What?

We're married. I've a certificate.

We've a marriage certificate, but not for kids.

What?

Do you have that? Protection?

Oh no...

Uncle. - What?

He's a bachelor, I'm sure he has one. - What?

I'll find one. - Don't ask your uncle for it.

How bad is that? - By God, Mrs. Nigam.

We're going to do this today. - Dino.

Dino...you're such an a**.

Where is it?

Where could he have kept it?

Cool uncle.

Jerry, be quiet.

If you catch the first flight you'll make it here early.

He's right here.

I'll keep them here.

They won't go anywhere, just get here.

Oh no.

Are you going to keep yelling over the phone?

Get here soon.

We're sc***** - What?

The ba***** - Who?

The bloody uncle.

He squealed on us. - What?

Dino, what? - I don't know what's wrong with my people.

I knew it. I knew it.

I told you, Dino.

Take your stuff and run.

I don't believe this.

Let's get the hell out of here now. Come on.

Oh, God. Where's my jacket? - I got it.

Come on. - Dino...

Did you pick up my rings?

Oh, God. - Come on, Jerry.

How will they come out?

They must be asleep.

Oh no.

The boy's got guts.

Beer?

Beer.

Bloody hell.

Okay.

And since we're on the railway tracks...

...we've two choices.

This way and that.

Where do you want to go?

Hahahaha...what a funny joke.

You're enjoying yourself, aren't you?

Why are you spoiling the mood?

So it didn't work out with uncle, that's okay.

We'll plan something else.

Dino. You never listen to me.

I told you... - Chill.

Relax. Relax, just take it easy. - What relax?

You almost got us caught twice.

And where have we landed up?

You should say sorry.

Get serious and think of something.

But, Mr. Rockstar's focus is no making up jokes.

What? Why should I say sorry?

Of course, you'll become less of a man, right?

And don't mistake yourself for a princess.

I do all the jobs.

I make all the plans... and you will sit like this only...

...and only yak all day.

Bull****.

You know what, you're right.

I was blindly following you.

But you're blind yourself.

Now I'll decide what to do next, not you.

Applause.

Finally your eyes have opened.

Good morning.

Make a plan.

Our parents will give consent...

...only when they realize that we won't give up.

That can take a week or two...maybe a month?

Fine.

This leads to Mumbai, so we'll go that way.

Hey, that's what I was saying.

I said that in the beginning.

Hello.

See. Now this looks like an unobvious place.

And very pretty.

It's named after Ash. - Really?

Raipur.

No one can imagine that we're here. - Yeah!

Bro...where is it?

Just a little further, sir.

It's got everything. Air conditioning, television. Everything.

You won't find a better hotel in this city.

The entire city looks like Crawford Market.

Right? - Yes.

All I want is a nice hotel.

First I'll take a hot bath and then a chilled beer. - Yes.

High five.

High five.

High five.

High five. High five. High five.

Sir, 7500 advance please.

Consider this your own hotel.

Stay here comfortably.

The place is too good.

Too good.

K, lend me some money.

Pay me my 10% first. - Fine.

I don't want any hassles later.

Okay? - Fine.

What?

I paid for the marriage certificate.

Is this all you got?

Dino, did you ask me to get more?

You should've used your mind.

I emptied brother's drawer.

Excuse me, sir.

We accept credit card. - Yes.

They will trace it. - So what now?

What now?

Sing a song.

You're next to me, I'm next to you.

You wasted my time, and are still wondering what to do.

If you don't have money you can get lost.

Get me some water. - It's right there.

Help yourself.

Water. - Give him some water.

Cold water.

What a dump.

What a relief.

My system was in a mess. since we eloped.

Dino, yuck.

It's stinking.

Does your s**t smell like roses?

Take your hair out of it.

Dino, there's just one towel and you...

And after doing that.

What the hell.

You...cheap behavior.

300 x 30 is 9000.

That covers rent and transportation.

Entertainment...5000.

So...after including shopping...

...it comes to 28,000 per month.

And we have just 4500.

I wish I had my motorcycle.

We wouldn't have to worry for 2-3 months.

Here, Jerry boy.

Good boy.

I thought...we'll have lots of fun like always.

We can never have a problem.

Open sky, mountains, river...

...and a beautiful house amongst it all.

But now I can see it.

The difference between fairy tale and reality.

You know, K...as long as we're together...

...we can turn reality into a fairy tale.

We'll find that beautiful house.

Just see.

K, this place is perfect for us.

Why? - Its away from the city.

It won't cost much.

Look. There's a guesthouse on this mountain.

River flowing below.

Darn cool, right.

I think it's my first trip to a jungle.

You know what's really cool? - What?

Ram and Sita got together in this jungle.

Really? Where?

Not this one. That was someplace else.

Come out.

What are you carrying?

Oh, God. Police.

Police outside.

Look.

Let it be.

This has become a daily routine.

Something must have happened again.

They really trouble us a lot.

Mister...what's going on?

We're being pounded...

On one side is the police and on the other are the Maoists.

Get it.

This is a checking.

I hope you've an ID card.

Will we be caught?

What are Maoists?

Stop. Stop. Come on.

Stop.

Boss, excuse me. - Yes.

Isn't there a forest lodge up ahead? - Yes.

Oh, good. Will we get a room? - No.

All the rooms are booked. - Oh no.

It's booked by the police. Interrogation centre.

For the Maoists.

Mao...Maoists? Again.

I shouldn't have listened.

I should've never listened to you.

You're such a... - What?

If you're so smart then why are you with me?

I am not smart, I am a duffer.

Happy?

Come on, we've arrived.

Come on, hurry up. - Come.

We've to get down here.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you very much.

Where will you go now?

Come with me.

K? - Yes, let's go.

Come, see our village.

They'll publish about this place in their newspaper.

Come on, hurry up.

Welcome.

I'll be right back.

I'll have to speak to my wife. - Yes, sir.

Here. - Thank you.

Now what's so funny?

I can imagine everyone's face.

Uzi, Juhi, Milind.

You know something.

We know everything about US and Europe.

But we don't have a clue about our own country.

I swear their faces will be worth watching...

...when we tell them we've been to Bastar and Dantewara.

Just imagine Uzi's reaction.

Mr. Distant Future, let's think about tomorrow first.

Yes.

I think Heera's a nice man.

He can help us. - Exactly.

And let's get a small place with his help..

...and spend some tension-free days.

I swear.

Enough of running around.

If we can find a decent place, that's good enough.

I just want to relax.

Dino.

Dino.

Oh, God. You've got fever.

Dino. - Water.

Come on, hurry up.

We've to get out.

Pooja, Jeetu. - What's happening?

Come on. - The police are coming.

Get up. - Police?

Why the police? - We're Maoists.

Extremists. - What?

Hurry up, son.

Oh no.

What are you doing?

Don't you dare move? - We've to run.

No way, you're not going anywhere.

Lie down. - Karishma, we can't get caught.

Are you crazy? Lie down.

At any cost, I won't let papa win.

Run, run.

Dino.

Dino, are you alright?

We can't stop.

Hurry up.

How's everything, Sumiran?

All okay?

Here you go.

Swallow this, you will feel better.

K.

K.

K, let's go.

Come.

How are you, Heera?

Come with me.

Couldn't you find another jungle?

Come on.

I swear I didn't know.

I swear on you.

Otherwise, why would I shoot without your permission?

Fine.

I swear...I'll never do it again.

Bring forth your hand. - No.

Tell me does it need more salt?

Taste it. How's the salt?

It's nice. Very nice.

Isn't it too much? - It is.

Look...I've heard good things about your dance group.

Yes...

Can I make a request? - Just give the orders.

We haven't been to a cinema hall for ages.

So I want you to show us a glimpse of the movies.

Yes. Yes. - It's a request. Please.

What are you... - Dau.

Who are they?

They are reporters?

As you know the youth are taking the media by storm.

So I've brought them here...

...to show them our condition.

Breaking news.

Look, you cannot go anywhere.

Because it threatens our security.

Get it.

Sir, where can we possibly go in this jungle?

Good.

Dau. - Go ahead, Heera.

I was saying...

Look. Dada's here. I'll be back.

Okay.

You never know when the police will raid this place.

And we'll have to run.

We're constantly under threat.

Who knows what's going to happen. - Right.

What?

Where's the toilet?

Come on.

Go that way.

Holy s***

I'll be right back. K, camera.

Where's your camera?

K, camera.

Where's the camera? Where's the camera, K?

This picture is worth framing.

This is just too funny, man.

This is...

What?

What else can we do here?

This is a jungle.

Come on, cheer up.

Isn't that funny?

Hey!

What the hell is wrong with you? - You!

You! You! You! Goddamnit, you!

You've a problem with your dad.

But I'm the one that's going to suffer and die.

Even if I escape wild animals and sickness...

...someone will definitely shoot me.

And for what? - Yeah, for what?

Your bloody selfishness. - I see.

Shut up. - I see...

Does it strike you what I am facing?

All you care about is your stupid jokes. That's all.

I was only... - Just shut up.

You're the bloody joke.

Quiet!

Why did we elope?

I had no intention of coming here.

You think I intended to? - Yes.

This is all your fault.

You were getting engaged and I saved your life.

So show some bloody respect.

Marriage was just around the corner for you.

And the pervert would have been stripping your clothes right now.

Get that?

I saved you.

You're so cheap...and I never realized it.

You've been exposed.

Few problems and love went out the window.

You know...Princess.

These leeches in the jungle are far better than you.

Few problems?

If we manage to get out of here alive...

...I'll show you what problems are.

You ba*****.

I swear I'll show you.

See...you're finally showing your true colors.

I hope someone puts a bullet in you.

Die, you bloody brain-dead woman.

You don't worry.

Have a bone.

What do you want for breakfast?

You...

Leave me!

Dino!

Mawali... qawwali.

Husband's shy... and wife's rebellious.

Mawali... qawwali.

Husband's shy... and wife's rebellious.

Stunning beauty... curvaceous body.

Your eyes...are extremists.

I'm the avatar of Romeo, your companion.

Come and test me.

You've a swift gait. I know you're amazing.

But even I'm a hunter.

Mawali... qawwali.

You're a firecracker... and I am Diwali.

Mawali... qawwali.

Soft body... and mesmerizing voice.

O beautiful girl.

Pierce through my heart, don't be so cruel.

Mawali... qawwali.

Husband's shy... and wife's rebellious.

Mawali... qawwali.

Husband's shy... and wife's rebellious.

About time.

Where's Jerry?

What do you mean where is he?

Wasn't he with you?

Will I take him along even for this?

I left first.

I had to circle around to get here.

S*** man.

I won't leave him here.

Right. Everyone must be waiting to welcome you.

Hold on, man.

How will we find him in this jungle?

Couldn't you check once?

This is all your fault. - You can think whatever you want.

Do whatever you like.

It doesn't make a difference to me.

Let's go.

But, Dinesh Nigam, leaving Jerry behind...

...is your biggest mistake.

And I'll never forgive you for that.

Let's go.

Stop. Stop. - Stop.

Sir, I think this is the bus.

Shall we take a look inside?

Shall we take it down one by one?

No, I'll check.

They're here. - What happened?

Sir.

What happened, sir?

Sir...

Sir... - Sit down. Sit.

Sir, I am a journalist.

We've no connections with the Maoists.

I know all about your journalism, Mr.Dinesh Nigam.

Yes, Mr. Mahesh.

We've found her. Speak here.

Yes, I am with him. - Okay.

Come. You're coming with me.

When did you make a call?

What a bloody... - Don't ever show your face again.

You'll regret it. - Let's go.

What will you do?

What can you do?

Stop him. - Acting smart are you?

Hold the boy. - I'll see you.

I'll see you too.

I won't spare you.

Come now. - Let's go.

You bloody...piece of s***.

Big..

Very big..

Terrible mistake.

It's my fault completely.

I'm here now.

If you want..

Mom.

It's my fault. - Mom..

It's my fault.

Now watch how I rectify it.

Just watch. - Mom, sorry.

Watch how I set you straight. - I said sorry.

Sorry!

Does your sorry set things right?

Does it wash away our humiliation?

Do you know what you've done you imbecile?

I've changed, papa.

Completely.

From within.

I've finally learnt some sense.

See for yourself, mom.

Papa..

I'll do...whatever you say.

Heart, mind, useless thoughts...in the dustbin.

Then you can come in.

Understood?

If I had known I'm giving birth to such a girl..

.. then I would've poisoned myself.

She got married, shameless.

See, mother.

She has ruined us, but still there's no remorse on her face.

Now it's a lifetime of regret.

Lifetime.

Mother, control yourself. Control yourself.

This girl has humiliated us in front of the world.

Aunt, is Karishma at home?

Please.

You don't have a friend here anymore.

You don't have a friend here anymore.

Why?

Why did you have to do this?

I didn't want to be like you, that's why.

So is this better?

Both are equally bad.

Why did you educate me in such a college?

The ambience around, my upbringing was so modern.

And what after that.

At the age of 20..

..get married into some Shetty family.

Serang, Kumkum, Namaskara.

So this was bound to happen.

You...or me.

The decision was right, just..

..the man I trusted was wrong.

Bro, hand me a painkiller.

You should've stopped them after few blows.

I just escaped from a jungle..

..and am getting beaten up at home.

I don't believe this.

Hello. - Hey, Oozy. I am back dude.

Hello. Hello.

He disconnected the phone.

Bloody... - Listen, Dino.

No one's with you anymore..

..and that includes me.

Concentrate on your studies.

You've been suspended from college, not your exams.

Bloody fool.

My life's ruined.

It's all her fault.

Another evening dedicated to lovers.

Hi, this is Rose Fonsika..

..and you're watching midnight magic.

The topic for today's episode is 'Elopement'.

Which is running away..

Bloody hag..

Trotting like it's your wedding night.

Shut up.

Are you being pressurized to break this marriage?

No, I want to break it off.

So you didn't know... this boy wasn't 21.

I didn't. - What's she saying?

Wait, Dino.

He's cheated you.

Yes.

Cheating. What cheating?

Madam, she decorated candles on the cake on my last birthday.

We've been studying in the same college..

..for the last 4 years.

What cheating?

Didn't you tell him? - Dinesh, please agree.

Dinesh. Sit.

If this girl's lying then this procedure ends here.

This marriage cannot be null and void.

Come on, go home everyone.

Madam, the girl's telling the truth.

She didn't know Dinesh's real age.

But cheating...no way.

Dinesh Nigam. - Yes, ma'am.

First of all...are you interested..

..in breaking this marriage or not? - Yes, of course.

At any cost I want to get rid of her.

All the best, don't fail like you always do.

Oh really, when did I fail in anything?

I scored three more marks than you did in Socio.

Hello. That was 1st year BA and I tutored you.

Listen, you didn't teach me anything.

Duffer. - Listen, I saved your life.

When?

Is that why you took me in the jungle to die?

Dino.

You shut up. - You shut up.

Dino, calm down.

Hey! What happened?

Is this a classroom?

This isn't a classroom.

Be quiet!

Same story.

You know, many couples come to me..

..with their differences.

Sign here and wait outside.

Hurry up.

How soon can we get this annulment?

This is a marriage.

In our culture it's meant for a lifetime.

It will take some time to annul it.

No, but approximately how much time?

Madam..

It won't take much.. - Next.

Next!

She won't come.

But some day you two will have to come together.

Without my report the judge won't give you the next date.

So why don't you just come and sit down.

Come on.

Yes.

Hi. - Hi.

Sit.

Karishma, I'm waiting downstairs.

Okay?

So Ms. Karishma Shetty and Mr. Dinesh Nigam.

Dino, please

I don't like Dinesh.

That's right, he's a cheap man.

Oh, how clever.

I was talking about my name you stupid fool.

Mr. Nigam, can you just calm down please.

Dumb***..

Don't abuse me. - Don't abuse me.

Don't touch me. - Calm down.

Don't point fingers at me.

I'll just.. - Calm down.

Calm down!

Calm down!

Calm down.

You two know about each other's flaws, I can see very well.

But there must be something..

..that brought you two together.

Can we.. - Foolishness.

Stupidity.

And I realized that only after living together.

Ms. Karishma, I understand that.

But...something good must have happened after the marriage.

Small...adorable moments.

You know those beautiful... beautiful romantic walks.

Candle-light dinners.

The moonlight.. - Small...adorable...sweet..

Honeymoon walks? - Yes.

If that had happened..

..then we wouldn't be here, ma'am.

Jerry was the only thing we shared together.

Jerry? - My darling puppy.

But he left him in the jungle.

Can you believe that, ma'am?

That helpless little thing alone in the jungle.

All his fault.

He ruined everything.

It's too bad.. - Mr. Nigam.

Mr. Nigam, can you please control yourself.

Because she loves dogs more than humans.

That's why she's been going around..

..with her father's puppy.

Don't worry, Karishma.

You lost Jerry, didn't you? That's too bad. - Don't.

But you have Mahesh.

Mahesh. - Stop it.

Call him sweety.

Please control.

Ms. Karishma. - I am warning you.

I am warning you, don't do it.

Mr. Nigam, you're not listening to me.

Shut up.

Mahesh! Mahesh!

Mr. Nigam, Ms. Karishma.

Mr. Nigam, just stop it.

Mahesh, that Shetty's pet. - Mr. Nigam, please..

Again.

Why you..

Oh, God!

Oh no.

Honestly, I didn't have much faith in counseling.

But I'm feeling so much better now.

Thank you.

But...I am not.

If we can prove to that judge..

..that she's already had problems..

..then this marriage can be immediately terminated.

Sir, yes...she's got terrible problems.

She's a psycho.

Cribbing, crying, yak-yak...day and night.

Sir, I did everything for her.

But no, it all seems useless to her.

And then she's furious about..

..why I don't admit my mistake.

I will if I make a mistake.

Sir, do you get her attitude?

Sir, do you get it?

Dino, if marriages start breaking-off..

..because of women's attitude..

..then, there won't be a single left in this world.

Do you get that?

He's filing a case against me for a small bruise.

And what about the fact that..

..he took me in the jungle to die?

Oh, so he intentionally put you in danger.

Right? - That's his problem.

Doesn't know a thing..

..but tries to show-off his confidence.

Sir, note it down.

Sir, note it down please.

There isn't a single woman..

..who doesn't think the same about her husband.

Tell me.

Tell me.

She's filing a counter case on you.

She has nothing.

Nothing.

You two met with a bike accident in Goa..

..and she was badly injured.

She's blaming you.

Were you drunk?

Sir, in Goa one has more chances of..

..meeting with an accident if you're sober.

We were driving down a mountain.

It was dark, so the bike skidded.

That's all.

But why did you go up the mountain at night?

Sir, she wanted to come at 3 am.

Go up the mountain.

Oh I see! - Yes.

So it was her idea. - Exactly.

She wanted to go up there..

She took me up there and.. - Yes.

What did she want to do at 3 am?

She.. - Yes, speak up.

Sir, please drop the assault charges.

But why, we've a point.

Sir, the point is... that sooner or later..

..the marriage is getting annulled.

Please, let it be. - Okay.

From the earth to the sky.

From the maternity ward to the graveyard.

Even doomsday..

There's just one thing in the air.

Just one thing.

Dino and Karishma's mind-blowing love.

Wretch.

No one can stop me from living.

No one can stop me from loving me. - Yeah, me too.

I am made for you and you're made for me.

Only for you. - I love this time..

..because I love you. - I love you.

I love you. I love you.

Sir, he got scared.

He dropped the case.

That's not true.

Sir, doing rounds of the court doesn't suit your status.

Yes, sir.

Mahesh will handle the case with me.

Right, Mahesh?

It wasn't your fault.

Get some sleep.

I can't sleep.

Why?

You won't understand. - Still.

Try.

You can't see yourself like the way I see you.

Like the way I'm feeling you...now.

You can't feel it, can you?

Are you going to make me cry?

Okay.

Both sides have dropped the cases.

And we'll have to wait for the annulment again.

Yeah. I'll take your leave.

Thank you.

Separated. Separated.

We've separated.

But why aren't we completely separated?

Separated. Separated.

We've separated by name.

But our souls are still connected.

So we've separated only for namesake.

Without you life feels empty.

My heart's intact, but I feel there's a void.

Separated from lane, separated from your city.

But our memories still dwell where we situated.

Without you life feels empty.

My heart's intact, but I feel there's a void.

The emptiness pierces through my heart..

..with the rusted dagger of pride.

It's like I've lost my slumber.

The hands of the clock..

..ticks slower now.

Without you life feels empty.

My heart's intact, but I feel there's a void.

Separated. Separated.

We've separated.

But why aren't we completely separated?

Separated. Separated.

We've separated by name.

But our souls are still connected.

So we've separated only for namesake.

Without you life feels empty.

My heart's intact, but I feel there's a void.

Without you life feels empty.

My heart's intact, but I feel there's a void.

But I feel there's a void.

You've started everything again, haven't you?

Sorry, mom.. - Your limit is 11 pm.

Don't ever break it again.

Yes, brother.

Let's go, mom.

He hasn't lost his milk-teeth yet..

..but is getting his marriage annulled.

Why talk to him about limits?

So I would notice him following me.

That would make me really happy.

I noticed one day, two days..

I actually don't like boys that follow me.

I mean I feel they are goons.

But I wonder why..

..it felt nice whenever he followed me.

Hello and welcome to the first episode..

..of Midnight Magic in this new year.

This is Rose Fonsika and you are..

Ms. Fonsika, shut up.

Math papers.

He's really crazy.

With love Ro.. - Oh no.

Oh no

Mr. X took complete advantage of the new year's party..

..by proposing to Miss. Y.

And Miss. Y says she was so drunk..

..that she didn't know what she said.

You like Shahrukh Khan or Salman Khan?

Irfan Khan.

Hollywood, huh?

Okay.

Don't worry, okay.

Madam, this is the psychiatrist's report.

And my client's taken her decision..

..in her complete knowledge.

Even my client admits his mistake, Your Honor.

I want the pictures of our trip.

I deleted those.

I'm sure you didn't delete Jerry's picture.

I'll mail them to you.

I want all of it, in high-res.

After all even I have a right on those photos.

Oh really, then file another case on me.

Thank you. Thank you, madam.

Karishma.

Sign here.

Hold on.

Changing your mood?

No chance.

Make your style fun... at pantaloons.

I know you must be enjoying Mumbai's winter.

You can just feel this romance in the air.

But before I sign off it's time to take one last video call.

Hey there, welcome to midnight magic.

Hi, Rose. This is sine Z.

Oh really, Mr. Math. - Not me.

Mr. Math is Tan Z who loves Cos Z.

You reminded me of my college lectures.

You loved Math. - Not all.

I managed to pass with the help of a senior.

But you tell me sine Z, what's this equation here.

That's exactly what we're missing out on here.

Tan Z has wasted three years..

..but he hasn't approached Cos Z yet.

Wow.

And he still thinks about her? - Every single day.

So the question is will Cos Z's hint..

..become a 'Love Story' or not?

Oh, it's time to complete this incomplete love story.

Bloody Dino..

So...do you have a suggestion?

Well...I think Cos Z should meet up with Tan Z.

Wonderful. Wonderful.

And since both the Z's are watching your show..

..I invite them to Hard Rock Caf this evening.

Where a new chapter of this 'Love Story' begins.

Thank you and goodnight, Rose. - Bye.

You bloody fool.

Have you lost your mind?

Why be afraid when you're in love?

Be brave if you feel something.

Spread a little chaos.

Congratulations, sir.

The judge has finally agreed.

The annulment papers will be filed soon.

Any day.

Is that why you wore a suit? - No, sir.

From any point of view, this is the best.

But he works for us.

It won't be the right match.

He'll be in control.

And he can look after the business after me.

You're looking for a suitable match, aren't you?

So what happened?

Found anyone?

Father, I want to go shopping. Personal.

Can I go out for an hour?

Yes.

Karishma, I'll send the car as soon as I get to the office.

Thanks.

Karishma, 15 minutes.

Hey. Thanks for coming.

Here. - Finally.

You know...you take good pictures.

Consider it as a career option.

Okay, bye. - I have decided, by the way.

I've applied as well.

In Australia and New Zealand.

Nice.

And this way you can get out of here.

I'm planning something similar.

Finish my final year and out.

And then...we'll see you on music channels.

Actually, I don't know. - What?

Whether I am passionate about music or not.

I don't know. - You're joking, right.

Why?

You were glued to your stupid guitar even in that jungle.

Is that why you broke it?

I actually wanted to break your head.

I wonder how you survived.

You know...it's all brother's fault. - Really?

How come?

He's so good, that I get attention only when I am bad.

Maybe the guitar is a part of that image.

I mean it's not that I don't like music.

Of course I do.

But if it's taught in class, and made compulsory..

..will I be able to endure it?

I will bunk those classes as well.

Did you come up with all that?

The bottom line is..

..you can't set your heart in something you have doubts about.

Dino, are you starting to make sense?

Listen, if you act too smart, then I.. - Then..

I'll do something positive.

This tattoo.

In case you want to get it removed, I have a number.

Laser and all...clean job.

So why didn't you get yours done?

I thought at first.

But it looks cool.

So...you want the number.

Just so that I don't make a blunder again..

..I want to be reminded of my biggest mistake.

Time-up. - Thank God.

I'm not saying it to drive you away.

Look, puppy's here to pick you up.

S**t. What if he sees you?

I am not scared of that rascal.

Please, just come here. - Why?

This way.

Where are you taking? - Come on, Dino.

What are you doing?

Just follow me. - Just leave me.

Excuse me.

He might see you. - Let go.

Please, just stay here for a while.

You can show that attitude to someone else.

What is your problem?

Just shut up.

What are you doing?

Karishma.

Just move aside.

Please.

Karishma.

Mahesh.

Hello.

Karishma. - Hey, what are you doing?

Cheap, idiot. - Karishma.

Hey.

S**t.

Karishma.

What happened?

Blunder.com.

Bring it on.

What happened?

You're getting beaten up.

Drink some water.

Really, I'll show you in the next match.

So Karishma's totally wiped out from your heart?

Sure?

Annulment. What more do you want?

Actually...I am bit of a rascal. - I know.

You don't know.

What?

Karishma.

Meaning?

When people used to link you with Karishma..

..it would make me really jealous.

K...

Karishma?

Dino, I am so sorry.

You have no idea how guilty I am about this.

Listen to what I have to say. - Rascal.

Should've told me before..

..and we could've all eloped together.

Would've been real fun, idiot.

Ba***.

You scared me.

Got you? Got you?

Swear. I was really furious.

My friend hid his affair.

The girl eloped.

And that's why I realized, you know.

It's so bloody obvious that you two are made for each other.

That's what we thought.

Anyways, listen.

Lines are soon opening up.

Start calling. - Rubbish.

Who's going to be Karishma's hubby...part 2.

Start calling.

So you don't know. - What?

What?

Push. Up.

Come on. Faster. Faster.

Come on. Come on.

Over there. Stretch your back.

Come on, faster.

Mahesh!

Mahesh, huh!

Are you serious? Mahesh?

Calling him a puppy is insulting Jerry.

Have you stooped that low?

What difference does it make to you?

Not me...him.

Dino, no...

He's had a crush on you for years.

Oozy, what..

What can you expect from someone..

..whose role model is your father?

Listen, you'll be better off with Oozy, okay.

Dino, shut up. - You listen to me, okay.

You've no idea what you're saying.

I know what's good or bad for me.

Get it?

Oozy, I am not saying that you're wrong. - I know.

I understand.

You can't survive even for three weeks with Mahesh..

..like you did with me.

From head to toe you will be covered in tattoo.

First of all, Mahesh isn't my decision.

And secondly, if you have a problem with this decision even better.

K.. - Problem?

Calm down, why are you doing this?

I am laughing.

This is so funny.

I feel so pity for you.

You're so funny.

You're such a loser.

You can't stop laughing even after getting humiliated.

At least I am not marrying my maid.

Don't call him maid, okay.

Be quiet. - Shut up both of you.

Quiet.

Both of you, shut up.

Back in college everyone thought..

..you two were having an affair, and you two didn't know.

Remember?

Yeah. - So.

It's still the same with you two, can't you guys see this?

Fools you guys are. Just blind.

He's nuts. - Seriously.

Mental. - Speaks rubbish.

Yeah.

So..

I.. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Cheers, guys.

Bro, relax. She will be here.

Don't be tensed.

That's exactly what I am worried about.

What if she does come?

First, get rid of the lemon juice.

Drink some rum, get rid of your stress.

Brother...

What will I say to her?

Dino, I wonder what she must be thinking about me?

Chill..

If she doesn't turn up.. - She's right here.

Hi, Dev.

Hi, Rose.

Are you joining us?

I mean...please join us.

Feeling great.. How are you?

I am doing fine. - Fine.

And I am little bro, aka Dino. - Hi.

My brother.

And your table's right there. - Alright.

Come. - Thanks.

Come.

Actually, I've got to go, I am working.

You guys enjoy, cheers.

Sine Z. - Yes.

Thanks for calling in.

Enjoy your evening.

He plays...guitar over here.

So.. - So..

Long time. - Yeah, very long in fact.

Just been traveling.

My job and all.

Please sit.

Yeah, I heard that you've been working hard..

..and doing quite well in fact.

Comfortable? - Yeah, please sit.

So, Dev, what was so important..

..that you took some time off three years later?

Taxi..

Sorry. Sorry.

Waiter.

So you'll.. Drink something?

Pizza?

Yeah. I think we'll eat a pizza, Dev.

Karishma. Hi.

How are you? - I've been informed.

Yes, I know.

So you must know... that this isn't my decision.

But there's nothing I can do.

So congratulations, Mahesh.

Actually I came to congratulate you.

Really?

I just received an acceptance letter from a college.

Unitech, New Zealand.

Karishma, you can do anything you like..

..after the marriage.

No objections from my end.

Okay?

You're just wasting your time.

She's here.

Where's Mahesh? Upstairs or somewhere.

See ya. - Bye.

Try coming. - Yeah.

Bye. - Bye.

What are you doing?

Don't get down, someone might see you.

What happened?

There's something I wanted to say. - What?

Don't mind, it's 'Holi'. - You freak.

Go. Go hide in your room.

Go, go, go. - You bloody idiot.

Drive quickly.

She will definitely come now.

Yes, sir. Of course.

I just..

Get the car.

Yes, Karishma.

The drums and beating and the trumpets are playing.

Everyone's drenched in the colors of Holi.

Karishma.

I am so happy you came.

Where is he?

Where is he?

Hey, K.

Finally we're together after such a long time.

So forget everything and let's have fun.

Come on. - But..

Come on.

Mahesh. Coming straight from the dry-cleaners?

I don't like all this. - Fine, but come have this.

No. - Mahesh.

First time you're partying with us..

..won't you have a drink?

It's not intoxicating, is it? - No.

Have. Have.

Nice, huh! - Thanks.

Cheers.

The sky's dressed like a groom.

And the earth's dressed like a bride.

This day is mine.

This day is mine.

This day is mine.

Catch him.

Catch him. Catch him.

Hold his hands.

K.

K, come on go for it.

The drums and beating and the trumpets are playing.

Everyone's drenched in the colors of Holi.

The drums and beating and the trumpets are playing.

This day is mine.

This day is mine.

This..

This is it, K.

This is you.

You're not like what your father says.

You're someone who screams..

..from the top of the mountain at midnight.

Listen, K, your life isn't over.

It's starting now.

Get it?

No one can touch me.

No one!

No one!

No one.

What happened?

What's wrong with him?

Mahesh drank cannabis mistaking it for sherbet.

What?

I can't figure out.

Why you're like this?

You're mine.

You're only mine.

It's been a long time now.

So I'm presuming that your anger has cooled off.

That's fantastic.

So let me begin.

You know, for keeping a marriage intact..

..it is important for both to be calm.

Adjustment, compromise..

..are two important aspects of marriage.

You know.. - Very nice.

Very true.

You speak so well, ma'am.

Just don't ask any questions. - Why?

Don't ask, it's dangerous.

No, I didn't understand. - Okay.

Look, you'll ask questions and we'll give answers.

If we start answering then we'll start arguing again.

Argument?

And then the same water jug and my head.

No, no, ma'am. - No, no, Mr. Nigam.

I mean, Dino.

I've moved the water jug.

See, no jug, no water. - Superb.

Then revengetime.com

Excuse me.

Dino.. - Mr. Nigam.

What's going on?

Stop.

Bloody idiot.

What the hell?

Can't believe this.

Mean. That was really mean.

You have to admit that was fun.

You know what..

..Mahesh must be still waiting for me in the car.

Poor guy's putting in all his efforts.

My wife's future husband.

Dear husband.

Actually, K. there's something important..

..I wanted to say to you.

About the blunder.

Shall I say it? - Yes.

And anyway, there's nothing left to feel bad, so..

If..

You know me..

I mean...you and me.

What?

If I say something after I am drunk..

..then it will definitely be blunder.com

S**t.

All the problems started from this place, didn't it?

Exactly.

S**t. - But..

But I had one regret. - What?

We went through all those troubles.

Earth-shattering fiasco.

Epic fail.

But we didn't get our wedding night.

Cutie.

Completely emotional.

Can I say something?

I am still your wife, if you want you can try..

Really?

Now?

Oh, God.

There's nothing we didn't do.

Dumb and dumber part 3.

What were we thinking? - I swear.

And what are we thinking right now?

Like this way.

What am I doing here...with you.

Again!

K.

K.

Why?

Keep this.

K.

K.

Karishma.

K, where are you going?

Listen.

K, listen to me.

Karishma, take it easy.

Why?

What's the point of all this?

We're starting the same circle again..

..and what comes next?

I can't handle any more pain.

Karishma, I am sorry.

I am really sorry.

For what I did and whatever happened with you.

I am really sorry.

See...just see this.

We're so engrossed with each other.

We're in each other's mind.

I don't want any more confusion.

I cannot kill myself anymore.

What would Heera always sing?

About forsaking attachments?

What?

It's very simple, K.

I'll never cross your path again.

I set you free. Okay.

There, problem solved.

But all I want is that you do what you want.

And stay what you are.

Okay.

Goodbye, Princess.

The heart's so innocent.

But it's surely a rebel.

It knows how to burn.

But not how to cool down.

It's just stubborn.

It's the limit of stubbornness.

The heart's so innocent.

But it's surely a rebel.

It knows how to burn.

But not how to cool down.

It's a sweet stubbornness.

It's the limit of stubbornness.

Why is the heart speechless?

But I'm also proud of it.

It knows how to sever ties.

But not to tie bonds.

It's a sweet stubbornness.

It's the limit of stubbornness.

With one sign...you're marriage will be annulled.

Let me remind you, there's still time.. - Fine, fine.

Thank you.

Let's get on with it.

Sir, hold on.

Mr. Dinesh Pradeep Nigam.

Dinesh. Come.

Mr. Dinesh, you've to wait.

We'll need your sign besides it.

Ms. Karishma.

Get up. Sign it.

Karishma.

Get it checked.

Dinesh.

Dinesh.

It's all okay, it's fine.

Separated from the branch of flowers.

Scattered on the ground in the month of fall.

Swimming in the sea of fire..

..hoping to find dewdrops.

The more I try to gather it.

The more it slips through my hands.

Scatters more than it garners.

The heart's unbridled.

It's a slave to itself just as much.

It knows how to die.

Never learns to be scared.

It's a sweet stubbornness.

It's the limit of stubbornness.

It's the limit of stubbornness.

Stop. Stop.

Stop the car.

Dino.

What happened?

Thank God.

Dino.

Dino. We're getting late.

Poor thing looks lost.

What if someone runs over him?

Keep him on the side and let's go.

Let's go.

And orphan it again.

I don't believe this.

Will you take him along to London?

Obviously not.

Dino, what's wrong with you?

It's almost time for the flight. What are you doing?

Exactly. What am I doing?

What?

Hey.

What the hell are you doing here?

Is that a pup?

Dino, what's going on?

And what are you doing here?

Meaning?

The one you had a crush on..

..is getting married.

And you're here to celebrate.

That's not it.

She's a friend. - Friend?

I'm a better friend. - So..

She's getting married to someone else and you..

You're going to hold a plate and get in line.

Quarrel over biryani.

Forget about me.

Tell me what are you doing here?

Eat biryani or elope with the girl?

Dino, shall I hand you a plate..

..or get my bike?

Uzi. - Yeah.

This time...let's do something different.

Oh no.

She's looking so pretty.

Uzi, what the hell.

K, this is Tom.

Crap!

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

You're looking so nice, God bless you. - Thank you.

Come, sit.

Comfortable? - Yes.

Thank you. Thanks.

You?

Hello, aunt. Hello, uncle.

Hello.

You..

What are you doing here?

No, I was just passing by..

..so I thought of dropping in. - What?

I mean...I wanted to talk to you.

Talk. Talk about what?

Talk about what? I will slap you.

Look, uncle.

I am no hero...or villain, right.

We can sort things out.

Get lost. Get out.

Uncle, I am not here to create a scene.

I promise you. I didn't even meet Karishma.

I came straight to you.

Only to tell my point.

Why are you listening to him?

Uncle, just one point.

Throw him out.

Excuse me, please throw him out of here.

Please help us. - Hold on!

Tell me...what's your point?

Tell me.

Uncle, the point is that Karishma and me..

Karishma?

We two.. - What?

We still..

Don't be scared.

It's all under control.

Take it easy.

Just tell me your point!

Tell me.

Sir...the food's ready.

Food's ready, uncle.

Why don't you all eat?

Please eat. It's ready.

Dinesh. Come here.

Papa. - Come here.

But, papa..

Look, uncle... Karishma will come down..

..and clear everything.

Uzi will bring here. Just see, uncle.

Oh crap!

Look...look at him?

I think he's lost his mind.

The boy's gone completely mad.

I know.

This isn't really happening..

Get him treated.

My daughter won't spit on his face.

Dino.

Oh, God.

So you're finally here.

What else did you expect?

Look at my situation.

Now do something. Say something.

Shall I tell them? - Obviously. I need help.

Hey...what is this? Go back.

Say something. Say something.

Go back in Karishma.

From earth to the sky.

Oh God.

From the maternity ward to the graveyard.

Even till doomsday.

There's just one thing in the air.

Dino and Karishma's mind-blowing love!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Shut up, Karishma, and go inside.

No one can stop me from living.

No one can stop me from loving you.

Karishma, go inside.

I am made for you... and you're made for me.

Yes, baby.

We're leaving.

I love this life because I love you.

I love you. I love you.

Yeah! I told you.

She loves me.

She loves me.

I love you.

Mother.

I love you, baby.

Mother, everyone's leaving.

Everyone's leaving?

Dhananjay, go and bring him here.

I'll talk to them, hold on.

Don't go, please stay.

Stay, please.

This marriage will happen.

I'll deal with it, just give me a second.

Why don't you do something?

Do something.

What do I do?

She's done everything.

What do I do? - Sir.

Sir, the food's ready.

Throw it in the dustbin. - Uncle.

Uncle. Uncle.

What's the point in screaming?

What's done is done?

There's no point in yelling.

But we can do damage control.

Dev. What are you doing?

Papa, it's a common problem..

..so let's find a solution together.

Right? - Yes.

Please come, please.

Mother.

Stop Dhananjay, don't go.

Stop, Dhananjay. Oh, God.

Even he's gone crazy in their company.

Witnessed my charm? - Mind-blowing.

But my entry was solid as well.

Game-changer.

But you were running after signing the papers.

I gave you a hint by dropping my tears.

Oh, really.

And who stood before Shetty and risked his life?

Hello, you didn't do me a favor.

You came here for your own interest. - I see.

So am I the only one benefitting?

Yeah, obviously.

What do you mean?

Why didn't you stop me in the court that day?

You're telling me. I ran after you.

You're doing it again.

Thank you.

Bye. - Bye.

You're shining like a diamond in the sky.

Say something.

He smiled.

You're shining like a diamond in the sky.

You're shining like a diamond in the sky.

My dad didn't know we got married.

And till now his dad doesn't know about us.

My mom knows about it.

All my friends know about it.

My dad is the only one who doesn't know.

Yes, and I just informed my mom..

..that I got married one year back.

He was not well for 4-5 days.

Continuously I was not well.

I got Aspro, I gave him.

I don't know what had happened..

..from that time onwards we fell in love.

Even now he's got in his phone Aspro only.

My name is not there.

I knew that it would work out.

I knew that we're destined to be together.

We're two different people who are made for each other.

Both of us used to pull everyone else's legs.

We were always in sync.

And they were like "You guys' chemistry is really strong".

You two should start going out.

I was like "Oh, God. Are you mad? He's like my brother".

They were trying to fix her marriage as soon as possible.

She started receiving marriage proposals.

So it made me tensed.

I thought if I don't do anything now..

..then, I don't have a job, and I'll also lose the girl.

It got out of hand and they didn't want her to marry me.

And they put all kind of obstructions in between.

But when you got to do, you got to.

As they say in Punjabi Manly.

So that Manly bit took over.

And I eloped with her.

It didn't make any difference to our parents.

They were very confident that..

..we aren't going to do anything..

..and soon come back home.

But we were determined.

We now have two kids and we enjoy every day.

It feels like we took the right decision.

If your wife doesn't cook well..

..you still say that she cooks well.

That's it. - But I do cook well.

She cooks really well.

No one can cook better than her.

Today we can say anything.

But at that time, whatever we've done..

..I think we've done the right thing.

You know, wonderful, wonderful.

I'll say that again.

It's been a super-existence.

All done...all over again..

..then I would probably do the same thing.