All language subtitles for How To Marry A Millionaire - S02E03 - Hit and Run

This is a whaling expedition.

The target is the sperm whale from which
millions of dollars are made annually.

From this largest of mammals comes
ambergris, the basis for expensive perfumes.

Yes, there's a fortune to
be made on the high seas.

Thanks, but I'm a landlubber myself.

Oh, and how do you plan
to make your fortune?

Easy. You marry it.

I don't understand. Right next
door. There must be a way to meet him.

We could turn the record player up real
loud. Then when he comes over to complain,

we could introduce ourselves.

No, we tried that on the last fella that
lived there. Was he rich and handsome, too?

No. He complained to the manager
about noisy neighbors and moved out.

Let's not take any chances. Let's see.

Say, we could tell him we need a
fourth for bridge. Yes. Oh, of course,

Loco doesn't play bridge.

Neither do I. Well,
that makes three of us.

I'm for just being
honest. Let's tell him we

need a one for solitaire, a millionaire.

Mike, I think we're pressing.

Why don't we just happen to be
standing in the lobby? Then when Mr.

Lawrence passes through,
Mr. Toby, the manager,

could just happen to be
there and he'd introduce us.

That's a good parley, Gwen, but
it's too much of a long shot.

That wouldn't happen once in a blue moon.

I met him, I met him. The man
next door, Mr. Lawrence? Yes.

Local, how in the world did
you ever arrange that? Well,

I just happened to be standing in the
lobby, and then Mr. Lawrence walked through,

and Mr. Toby, the building manager, just
happened to be there, and he introduced us.

Oh, no.

The moon is blue. Oh, we sat in the lobby
for quite a while and talked and talked.

But is he nice? Well, he's young and
good-looking, and he seems quite successful.

He imports jewelry and
things like that. He's nice.

Oh, golly, I'd better
get dressed. He's taking

me to dinner tonight.
Eureka! No, El Morocco.

Hmm, a jewelry importer.

What's Loco got that we haven't got?

A jewelry importer. Come
on, let's help her dress.

Good idea, Mike. You get her clothes
ready, and I'll manicure her engagement thing.

I know you just love money.

And Gwen, the other girl, has dark hair.

Sounds like I've got three
very attractive neighbors.

Would you like to meet them?

Very much.

Oh, well, my key's here somewhere.

I see a comb, my lipstick, mail file.

Oh, here's a note.

Oh? Would you read it for me
while I look for my key? Certainly.

Reminder.

Don't leave apartment without key.

Mike, Gwen, it's me.

Oh, I guess they're not home yet.

Well, let's have a cup of coffee and
wait for them at my place, shall we?

Okay.

Oh, this is just like our apartment,
except we don't have a pipe rack on the desk.

Well, this is more or
less a bachelor apartment.

I guess that makes ours an
old maid's apartment, darn it.

Please sit down, Uncle.

I'll put on some music.

Oh, I thought I heard a door
close. Maybe the girls are home.

Well, I'll check and have
them join us. Excuse me.

It makes sense.

Oh, Loco, it wasn't your roommates.

Oh, well, they should be home soon.

They usually eat at the
Automat just down the street.

We can check again later.

How about having that coffee
while we listen to some music?

Okay.

Do you like Brahms, or would
you prefer something lighter?

Oh, just coffee. I
couldn't eat another thing. Yes.

I know. I picked up a
Pat Boone album today.

Oh, it's in the bedroom. I'll go get it.

Excuse me.

Loco?

Loco?

She's not home yet.

That's encouraging. Cinderella's
still out with her Prince Charming.

And this time I hope the slipper fits.

It will if she doesn't put her foot up.

Here's hoping.

Well, while we're waiting for Loco
to come home with a progress report,

it's back to old faithful.

Yeah, we can always watch that
cute weatherman on Channel 11.

You gotta go for him, don't you, Mike?

Yeah, it sort of gets me the way he says.

Early morning clouds
with light variable winds.

Sorry, Mike, but your friend the
weatherman isn't listed. What? Why?

He's been replaced by puppets.

How do you like that? My romances are
now being followed up electronically.

Hi, Tommy. Isn't he cute?

Yeah, cute, but once, just once, I'd
like to come home to a real live man.

You got your wish, lady. Don't
scream. I'm just passing through.

Who are you?

Never mind that. How
do you get out of here?

Through there, the living room.

Anybody in there?

No, sir.

Let's make sure, huh? Come on, lady.

That's it.

There's nobody here, honest.

Oh, just check.

I don't bother with small stuff.

Well, good night,
ladies. It's been charming.

And forget you saw me, huh?

Oh.

I didn't think I was going to
have any trouble with you, girl.

Get that rope.

But the laundry isn't dry yet.

Get it. Sit down.

Tie her up.

Tighter.

Are you going to listen to him or me?

What do you think?

It's a precautionary measure. You need a
few minutes to get down into the street.

This will keep you
girls away from the phone.

Quiet!

Beautiful.

Simply beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

I imagine the coffee's
about ready. Excuse me.

Oh, I'll see if Mike
and Gwen got home yet.

I hate to be doing this to
such pretty girls. What can I do?

Mike?

Gwen?

Yes, Loco?

It's me. Who's that? A roommate.

Keep quiet.

Mike, I forgot my key. Open the door.
One, two, cha-cha-cha. One, two, cha-cha-cha.

One, two, cha-cha-cha. Hurry up, Mike.

Okay, girlfriend, let her in.

Girlfriend?

Yeah, you're
entertaining your new boyfriend.

Who brought another friend?

Now, get over there where
I can keep an eye on you.

And laugh it up. It's a party.

Hi, Mr. Lawrence wants you and Gwen.

Oh, I didn't know you had a date.

Well, he dropped in rather unexpectedly.

So this is your roommate?

Loco, you were saying Mr.
Lawrence wanted us to what?

Have coffee with him next door? Mike,
he's a doll. Where did you find him?

Oh, I just turned
around, and there he was.

Well, as they say,
romance is where you find it.

Come on, Mr. Lawrence is waiting. You too.

Oh, no, we'll stay right
here, and you run along, hmm?

Aw, come on. I know he'd like to meet you.

No, no.

Please. We could have
so much fun together.

Oh, but we're having so much
fun right here. Aren't we, girls?

Yes. Oh, look, maybe we could
join you later if we aren't tied up.

Well, I couldn't think of
anyone nicer to be tied up with.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

Now, get over there, and
we'll go on without party.

You have to do this. We
won't give you any trouble. No,

you can walk right out that
door, and we won't stay around.

I know you won't.

Oh, this is awful.

Now, don't you worry your
pretty little head over it.

I've already notified the police.

Were the jewels very valuable?

Afraid so.

The engagement rings
alone are worth over 50,000.

Engagement rings?

Yes, I had a couple dozen of them.

Oh, and he didn't even leave one.

Oh, nothing.

What was that?

I'll have some cream in my rice.

Coffee.

Well, it's been nice knowing you girls.

Hello, Frank? Tracy?

Where are you?

Did you pull the job? Yeah, I got the
stuff, but the place is surrounded by cops.

Now, look, to get me out of here,

you're gonna have to pull the same gag
we pull on the Cunningham job in Boston.

Well, the old doctor bit, huh?

Sure, Trace.

What'll it be this time, pal?
Appendix, fracture, or a slipped disc?

Make your choice, Doc, but
make it fast. I'm in penthouse G.

Place is gonna be crawling with
cops. If they get nosy and come in here,

you're still entertaining
your boyfriend, you understand?

I don't know, Mr.

What did you say?

I said that's ridiculous. Any
policeman would know you're not our type.

I should say not. We prefer.

Right now, you prefer me, and
you better make it convincing.

But.

One false move and you'll get it first.

Yes, sir.

You returned from dinner with the
young lady at approximately 9.30.

That's right.

Sergeant Sully.

Yes, sir, he is.

Right away, Captain.

Mr. Lawrence, Captain Coe would like to
talk to you down in the lobby. Certainly.

Oloko, maybe the officers
would like a cup of coffee.

Oh, of course.

Just a little cream in mine.

All right.

Sugar?

Yes.

For my coffee?

Oh.

Well, it must be in
the kitchen. Excuse me.

What's her name again? Loco.

It fits. Straight jacket, it fits. Listen,

you ask her the questions when
she comes back. Oh, no, you don't.

You're the lieutenant.
I'll make the notes.

You can certainly tell
a man lives here. Oh?

There wasn't a single pair of
nylons soaking in the sink.

There you are.

Thank you. Thanks. Miss Jones, do
you mind if we ask a few questions?

About the jewelry.

Questions?

Well, if you're interested.

We certainly are. Please sit down.

In the first place,
it's only costume jewelry.

I don't think any of it cost
over two or three dollars.

Is that so?

Take this necklace.

It was given to me by the cutest fellow.

Miss Jones, we're not
interested in your necklace.

Oh, well, this bracelet I got from Jack.

Or was it Harry?

No, no, Marvin. Do you
like the name Marvin?

I don't.

No, it wasn't Marvin. It was
Stephen Thomas. No, no, no, Thomas Blake.

Well, that wasn't his name either.

Blake, Blake.

Oh, for heaven's sake, who did
give me this bracelet? Oh, excuse me.

From Irving?

Oh, what do you know?

It isn't even my
bracelet I borrowed from Gwen.

Of course, that's only fair.
Gwen borrowed my alligator

bag, and then last night,
Gwen loaned it to Mike.

Miss Jones, let's get back to the jewels.

Okay.

Now, these earrings I
got from... Miss Jones, we

are only interested in
Mr. Lawrence's jewels.

Oh.

Well, he hasn't given me a thing.
Oh, but you can hardly blame him.

We just met.

Maybe this will help.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, no, not you, me.

I'll answer it.

Hello?

Who is it?

There's a Dr. Howard in the lobby.

Tell him to come up. You're expecting him.

Would you send him up,
please? I'm expecting him.

Now, Miss Jones, I want
you to think very carefully.

Was the door locked or unlocked?

I think it was locked.

You think it was locked?

Yes, because when we stopped, the cab
driver had to get out and open it for us.

Miss Jones, I'm speaking of that door.

Oh, that one was locked.

Oh, yes, because Mr. Lawrence had
to use his keys to get in. Besides,

I remember he left them on that table. I
saw them there when he went next door.

You're sure?

You mean you were alone in this apartment?

Yes, sir.

Lieutenant? Yes, Sergeant, yes.

Miss Jones, will you
excuse us for a moment, please?

Well, what do you think?
Oh, same thing you think.

This kid's not nearly as dumb as she acts.

She was in the apartment all alone.

Right.

I got a hunch that, uh... Oh, Lieutenant.

Young man, apartment G. Thank you.

Are you gentlemen about
to leave? No, not quite.

We think we have a very good suspect.

It was Jesse, the elevator operator. What?

Who?

Yes, I just remembered. Jesse gave me
these earrings last Christmas. Cute, huh?

This whole thing is ridiculous. Miss
Jones couldn't have possibly taken the jewels.

The fact still remains that
the lady was in the room alone.

Sure, for a whole minute or two.

And I suppose during that time,

she could search the entire apartment
for the jewel case, finally locate it,

remove the jewels, and
turn them over to her mob.

Mr. Lawrence, I'll have you know,
I don't have... All right, local.

Mob?

She could have handed them
to somebody in the hall.

I was in the hall the
whole time I was gone.

All right, all right. But you can't blame
us for being suspicious. That's our job.

Well, if it was my job, I
wouldn't be sitting here.

After all, the thief could be hiding out
in one of the other apartments, you know.

Lady, we're aware of that.

We've already got a detail
making a door-to-door check-up.

Mr. Lawrence, we'll have to have a
complete description of all the missing items.

I'll make it up for you right now.

Well, there were two
dozen engagement rings

and... Miss Jones,
we'll take care of this.

Well, I just thought I could help after
all. You know, they aren't doing a thing.

Somebody has to do something.

Look, there are saints to
check in here. They're bound to,

and if they do come in here,

it'll be a lot more
convincing to see the patient

flat on his back. Okay,
okay, you're the doctor.

Look, fellas, why don't
you... Why don't you shut up?

Oh, this is it.

Let him in.

And remember...

Hi, I forgot my...

Oh, another fellow. Golly, this
is our lucky day. Yeah, lucky.

Who's that? The
roommate. She knows nothing.

Oh.

Oh, dear, you poor man. What happened?

Came on very sudden. Oh, I'm Dr. Howard.

How do you do, doctor?

Dear, if it isn't one thing, it's another.

I suppose you knew there was
a robbery next door. Oh, no,

I guess you wouldn't know. And those
poor policemen are having an awful time.

They aren't making any headway, and the
crooks are probably right under their nose.

Right under their nose. Oh.

Mike, how can you sit there so
casual when your boyfriend is so sick?

Oh.

Oh.

Please forgive her. She's
had a hard day at the office.

Oh.

Doctor?

Doctor!

Oh, yes, lady?

Your patient. He was
so healthy-looking when

I first met him. What seems to be wrong?

We don't exactly know what it is.

Is it catching?

Yes. No. I mean, yes and no.

So far, I haven't been
able to diagnose it.

Well, maybe we ought to
call in another doctor.

I think there's one
right here in the middle.

I hope he specializes in lead poisoning.

Lead poisoning?

Is that what you think he's
got? And it's very catching. Oh.

Oh, Doc, I think you
better get me to the hospital.

Mr. Tracy, what about the... Police!

Open up!

Police! Maybe they'll give
you an escort to the hospital.

Those sirens make them nervous.

Let the officer in.

Come on, lady, we have to... Shh!

What?

Shh!

We've got a very sick patient here.

We think it's lead poisoning.

Oh, that's too bad.

Come by the office tomorrow.
I'll take a look at that throat.

And you, too.

Sorry, doctor, we have orders
to check all the apartments.

You see, there's been a robbery and... Go
right ahead, officer, and do your duty.

Oh, dear! Pretty bad, huh? I'm gonna
have to get him to a hospital right away.

Any further delay might prove fatal.

Oh, sure, you go right ahead.

Sorry I had to bother you folks.

OK, let's get out of here.

Oh, be careful. Remember,
you're a very sick man.

I'll take care of him.

I'm just trying to help.

Get the bag.

We'll send you a get well card.

Oh, that won't be necessary.

You're coming with us.

What?

Yes.

I want my two girls with me when
I'm passing through the crisis.

But we really can't be...
Mike, that's the least you can do.

Loco, if you don't... You're liable
to start talking about my illness.

And certain people
would put me in quarantine.

Can't we just stay here?

Gwen, Mike, how thoughtless can you get?
If they don't want to go, let them stay.

I'll go with you. No, wait a minute.

You better stand by in
case she has a relapse.

We'll call you.

Oh, come, girls.

We better get him to a
hospital right away. Oh.

Nice work, girls.

Just keep it up.

Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do.

Don't stop on any floors.

You've got a very sick man.

All right.

All right, miss. These are the
jewels we've been looking for.

What?

Don't give us that innocence routine.
We've had you pegged from the top, you know.

Oh, no. No, this bag belongs to those
men that just went down in the elevator.

Oh, is that local? What'd they look like?

Well, Gwen is a brunette
and Mike is a redhead.

She has a real cute smile and
she stands about five foot five.

Well, no wonder he never catches anybody.

Oh, Mike. Yoo-hoo!

Yoo-hoo, Mr. Policeman.

Yes, lady?

Oh, don't be too hard on that one.
He's a very sick man. Come on, let's go.

What time is he picking you up?
According to the card, 8 o'clock.

It's almost that now. Hi.

Hi, local. Did you get to
the airport on time? Yes.

And Norman is now on his way to Honolulu.

Alone. That's quite obvious.

Come here, loco.

Just checking to see if he gave you
one of his samples to remember him by.

No such luck. Well, all is not
lost, local. Look what Mike got.

Oh, Mike, they're beautiful. Who'd
you get them from? I have no idea,

but according to the
note, it's someone I know.

Maybe it's that new young
executive down at your brokerage firm.

Well, it could be.

Can you get my flowers?

Yes, officer, I got your
flowers. Won't you come in? Thanks.

Hi.