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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:47,297 --> 00:01:51,062 (TEXT ON SCREEN) 2 00:01:51,991 --> 00:01:53,624 ♪ Kane is in the building ♪ 3 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,835 (MUSIC PLAYING) 4 00:02:07,481 --> 00:02:10,016 ♪ Now tell me how you love it, you know you at the top ♪ 5 00:02:10,018 --> 00:02:14,854 ♪ When only heaven's right above it, we on ♪ 6 00:02:14,856 --> 00:02:16,889 ♪ 'Cause we on ♪ 7 00:02:16,891 --> 00:02:19,891 ♪ Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? ♪ 8 00:02:19,893 --> 00:02:21,626 ♪ I'm with Marley G, bro ♪ 9 00:02:21,628 --> 00:02:24,963 ♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks to my Hollywood shows ♪ 10 00:02:24,965 --> 00:02:28,099 ♪ And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know ♪ 11 00:02:28,101 --> 00:02:31,036 ♪ This that "Slumdog Millionaire" Bollywood flow ♪ 12 00:02:31,038 --> 00:02:32,503 ♪ And, uh ♪ 13 00:02:32,505 --> 00:02:34,572 ♪ My real friends never hearing from me ♪ 14 00:02:34,574 --> 00:02:37,742 ♪ Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me ♪ 15 00:02:37,744 --> 00:02:40,979 ♪ That's why I pick and choose, I don't get shit confused ♪ 16 00:02:40,981 --> 00:02:44,582 ♪ Don't like my women single, I like my chicks in twos ♪ 17 00:02:44,584 --> 00:02:46,985 ♪ And these days all the girls is down to roll ♪ 18 00:02:46,987 --> 00:02:50,421 ♪ I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole ♪ 19 00:02:50,423 --> 00:02:53,591 ♪ Plus, I been sippin', so this shit is moving kinda slow ♪ 20 00:02:53,593 --> 00:02:57,562 ♪ Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go. ♪ 21 00:02:57,564 --> 00:03:00,665 Sync & corrections by Shazi89 www.addic7ed.com - WEB Sync by kOoL tHuG 22 00:03:02,409 --> 00:03:05,410 (MUSIC PLAYING) 23 00:03:15,215 --> 00:03:17,281 - Keep her close, Roberto. - Sure. 24 00:03:25,024 --> 00:03:26,957 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 25 00:03:31,496 --> 00:03:34,164 ♪ Give it what you can while you still can give it ♪ 26 00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:36,633 ♪ Give it what you can, can ♪ 27 00:03:36,635 --> 00:03:39,469 ♪ Give it what you can 'cause you gotta live with it ♪ 28 00:03:39,471 --> 00:03:41,739 ♪ Give it what you can, can ♪ 29 00:03:45,244 --> 00:03:48,278 I give it five stars, Tony. Five stars. 30 00:03:50,983 --> 00:03:53,851 ♪ In every situation there's a good and bad ♪ 31 00:03:53,853 --> 00:03:56,586 ♪ The world's sittin' right on the ledge ♪ 32 00:03:56,588 --> 00:03:59,122 ♪ We gotta keep our eyes wide open ♪ 33 00:03:59,124 --> 00:04:01,858 ♪ And hope we don't fell off the edge ♪ 34 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:04,399 ♪ Livin' in a world that don't look confusin' ♪ 35 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:07,096 ♪ Grabbed all the food we eat ♪ 36 00:04:07,098 --> 00:04:08,898 ♪ Better conditions is just... ♪ 37 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,666 He may be fashionably late, 38 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:14,303 but our intrepid leader does not arrive empty-handed. 39 00:04:14,305 --> 00:04:16,305 (ALL CLAPPING) 40 00:04:20,111 --> 00:04:22,511 Are you about to hand us cash or somethin'? 41 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:24,546 Even better. You cannot sip hundies, 42 00:04:24,548 --> 00:04:26,215 so I've been saving these bad boys 43 00:04:26,217 --> 00:04:28,484 for a very special occasion. 44 00:04:31,589 --> 00:04:34,423 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 45 00:04:34,425 --> 00:04:36,692 Any of you motherfuckers that don't drink wine, 46 00:04:36,694 --> 00:04:39,428 - fuck you, you start tonight. - (ALL LAUGHING) 47 00:04:39,430 --> 00:04:41,797 ♪ Give it what you can while you still can give it ♪ 48 00:04:41,799 --> 00:04:43,899 ♪ Give it what you can, can ♪ 49 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:46,968 ♪ Give it what you can 'cause you gotta live with it ♪ 50 00:04:46,970 --> 00:04:49,871 - ♪ Give it what you can, can ♪ - (TAPS ON WINE GLASS) 51 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,674 SPENCER: Yay. 52 00:04:54,945 --> 00:04:57,646 "Go West, young man. 53 00:04:57,648 --> 00:04:59,247 Go West." 54 00:04:59,249 --> 00:05:02,384 - Why? - What the fuck do you mean, why? 55 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,453 - It's a super-famous quote. - By who? 56 00:05:04,455 --> 00:05:07,022 I don't... Your fuckin' mother. I have no idea. 57 00:05:07,024 --> 00:05:08,556 (ALL LAUGH, EXCLAIM) 58 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,491 JOE: I don't know. Fuckin'... 59 00:05:10,493 --> 00:05:12,194 All right, forget it. You go. 60 00:05:12,196 --> 00:05:14,662 - All right, all right. - RICKY: Let's help him out. 61 00:05:14,664 --> 00:05:16,998 SPENCER: I can't drop a quote, I'm not that smart. 62 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,334 You're fuckin' Mensa compared to this table. 63 00:05:19,336 --> 00:05:20,817 SPENCER: Let me drop a little knowledge. 64 00:05:20,828 --> 00:05:22,770 With success and self-improvement 65 00:05:22,772 --> 00:05:24,739 comes obligation... 66 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:25,773 Fact. 67 00:05:25,775 --> 00:05:27,442 and now we know that our brothers, 68 00:05:27,444 --> 00:05:29,945 starting with Mr. Charles Greane, 69 00:05:29,947 --> 00:05:32,814 - the Big Man himself... - I'm proud of you. 70 00:05:32,816 --> 00:05:35,984 And our other brother, Tricky Ricky Jerret... 71 00:05:35,986 --> 00:05:39,520 on their long, glorious journey to the other coast, Californ-I-A. 72 00:05:39,522 --> 00:05:41,556 We're just relocatin'. We're not dyin', brother. 73 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:44,359 So much pressure on me I feel like I'm dyin'. 74 00:05:44,361 --> 00:05:45,727 Safe passage, our brothers. 75 00:05:45,729 --> 00:05:47,595 These brothers are flyin' on private jets, 76 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,029 not travelin' on wagon trains. 77 00:05:49,031 --> 00:05:50,998 Shut the fuck up. 78 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,468 I'm tryin' to deliver my goddamn toast. 79 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:55,903 We love you, we will miss you, 80 00:05:55,905 --> 00:05:58,038 and we will hold it down until you return. 81 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,307 - Cheers. - I'll drink to that. 82 00:06:00,309 --> 00:06:02,710 May you always have a clean shirt, 83 00:06:02,712 --> 00:06:04,211 a clear conscience, 84 00:06:04,213 --> 00:06:06,080 and enough coins in your pocket 85 00:06:06,082 --> 00:06:08,583 to buy yourself a pint. 86 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,050 Irish. 87 00:06:10,052 --> 00:06:11,853 Sit your drunk ass down. 88 00:06:11,855 --> 00:06:13,588 JASON: I'll drink to that, too! 89 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:15,155 (ALL CHEERING) 90 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:18,092 Spencer, walkin' me to my car? 91 00:06:18,094 --> 00:06:19,527 Can't believe it, man. 92 00:06:19,529 --> 00:06:21,095 Don't expect a kiss good night. 93 00:06:21,097 --> 00:06:22,529 - Ah. - Shit. 94 00:06:22,531 --> 00:06:25,065 You might change your mind about that. 95 00:06:26,102 --> 00:06:28,102 Whoa, look at you. 96 00:06:28,104 --> 00:06:30,504 I see all that neglect last year didn't go in vain. 97 00:06:30,506 --> 00:06:32,439 When I tell you I got you, I got you. 98 00:06:32,441 --> 00:06:35,475 I knew that then. I just wanted some concrete evidence, brother. 99 00:06:35,477 --> 00:06:37,711 - Like an episode of Dateline? - Right. 100 00:06:37,713 --> 00:06:40,915 Word on the street is, though, you're looking for funds to expand. 101 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:45,219 - Yes, we're looking to expand. - So am I, baby. 102 00:06:45,221 --> 00:06:48,122 - Count me in. - You sure about that? 103 00:06:48,124 --> 00:06:51,591 Come on, man, hell, yeah. And they got another five comin' after that. 104 00:06:51,593 --> 00:06:52,993 I'm feelin' the pressure. Come on. 105 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:55,393 And you know you want to follow us to L.A. You know you do. 106 00:06:55,404 --> 00:06:57,196 No, me and SoCal don't mix. 107 00:06:57,198 --> 00:06:59,565 Why, what's the problem? 108 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:02,468 It's a long story for another time. 109 00:07:02,470 --> 00:07:03,569 Go on, get home. 110 00:07:03,571 --> 00:07:05,238 - You know I love you. - Love you too. 111 00:07:13,214 --> 00:07:15,315 (PHONE CHIMING) 112 00:07:19,454 --> 00:07:21,020 It's a little fuckin' early. 113 00:07:21,022 --> 00:07:23,923 And a happy good morning to you too, Spencer. 114 00:07:23,925 --> 00:07:26,025 - Who is this? - It's Candace Brewer. 115 00:07:26,027 --> 00:07:29,962 Candy. What do I owe the honor of hearing your voice? 116 00:07:29,964 --> 00:07:32,359 I would have assumed you were a morning guy, Spencer. 117 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:34,934 Picture you at the gym at 4 a.m. doin' curls. 118 00:07:34,936 --> 00:07:36,101 I am a morning guy, 119 00:07:36,103 --> 00:07:37,670 but today's my cheat day. 120 00:07:37,672 --> 00:07:39,104 Mm. 121 00:07:39,106 --> 00:07:41,206 Plus, I'm feeling a little under the weather. 122 00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:43,275 Well, I have some info 123 00:07:43,277 --> 00:07:45,177 that should boost your immune system. 124 00:07:45,179 --> 00:07:46,645 I'm always open to good news. 125 00:07:46,647 --> 00:07:47,813 You're on the ballot. 126 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,348 Contrary to public opinion, 127 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:51,268 I'm not ready to throw my hat in the ring yet. 128 00:07:51,279 --> 00:07:52,952 I'm not talking about public service. 129 00:07:52,954 --> 00:07:56,489 Although, with the new brand of politics taking hold, 130 00:07:56,491 --> 00:07:58,323 - you'll fit right in. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 131 00:07:58,325 --> 00:08:00,593 I don't quite know if that's a compliment or not. 132 00:08:00,595 --> 00:08:02,961 I'm talking about the Hall of Fame, Spencer. 133 00:08:02,963 --> 00:08:04,428 And I wouldn't tease you 134 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:06,297 about something this momentous. 135 00:08:07,968 --> 00:08:11,536 Wow. Well, I'm... I'm actually speechless. 136 00:08:11,538 --> 00:08:12,804 Well, I'm not. 137 00:08:12,806 --> 00:08:15,106 Congratulations. It's well earned. 138 00:08:15,108 --> 00:08:16,608 Candy, thank you so much. 139 00:08:16,610 --> 00:08:18,643 Really appreciate the call. 140 00:08:22,883 --> 00:08:25,316 You're ten hours early. Calais meeting isn't till 6:00 141 00:08:25,318 --> 00:08:26,851 Come on, get ready. 142 00:08:26,853 --> 00:08:28,853 Got things to do, other people to see. 143 00:08:28,855 --> 00:08:30,555 Like what? Calais is the only reason 144 00:08:30,557 --> 00:08:32,223 I agreed to come out here. 145 00:08:32,225 --> 00:08:33,858 - What are you doing? - I don't know, 146 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:35,664 I heard you talkin' to somebody. Thought maybe 147 00:08:35,675 --> 00:08:37,694 you pulled something out of the hotel bar last night. 148 00:08:37,696 --> 00:08:39,396 I was talkin' to Candace Brewer. 149 00:08:39,398 --> 00:08:42,465 The days of me pulling anything out of hotel bars are long gone. 150 00:08:42,467 --> 00:08:44,367 Yeah, me too. Gross. 151 00:08:44,369 --> 00:08:46,236 Candy Brewer, huh? 152 00:08:46,238 --> 00:08:48,338 Shit. We're in trouble again, right? 153 00:08:48,340 --> 00:08:49,806 I don't care. She can't hurt me. 154 00:08:49,808 --> 00:08:51,041 Old trouble? New trouble? 155 00:08:51,043 --> 00:08:52,342 No, no, no, we're fine, 156 00:08:52,344 --> 00:08:55,445 I'm just on the ballot for the Hall of Fame. 157 00:08:58,551 --> 00:09:00,483 You motherfucker. 158 00:09:00,485 --> 00:09:02,385 - Congrats, man. - Yeah. 159 00:09:02,387 --> 00:09:05,522 God, I just got chills. It's like I'm on the ballot too. 160 00:09:05,524 --> 00:09:07,991 Holy shit. You deserve it. 161 00:09:07,993 --> 00:09:10,260 Now, come on, shower it up. Let's go. 162 00:09:10,262 --> 00:09:13,296 All right, let's do it. Do we have to sit in bullshit traffic? 163 00:09:13,298 --> 00:09:15,898 - What are we doing? - We're going shopping. 164 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:18,000 Where we goin', Rodeo? 165 00:09:18,002 --> 00:09:19,835 No, Lance Klians. 166 00:09:19,837 --> 00:09:22,638 He's an old Burn buddy of mine. Ran into him last night. 167 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,640 He needs to sell his company. 168 00:09:24,642 --> 00:09:27,209 So you're taking advantage of somebody else's misery. 169 00:09:27,211 --> 00:09:29,278 Come on, man, I'm feeling good today. 170 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,213 Don't start the day with a lecture on karma. 171 00:09:31,215 --> 00:09:32,982 What does Lance do? 172 00:09:32,984 --> 00:09:35,717 He's the king of action sports, my friend. 173 00:09:40,927 --> 00:09:41,971 Hi. 174 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,693 Hi, sir. I'm Andrew, your executive assistant. 175 00:09:44,695 --> 00:09:47,263 - You got something stuck in your eye? - No, sir. It's a twitch. 176 00:09:47,274 --> 00:09:51,032 It goes away after I get to know my boss for a few months. 177 00:09:51,034 --> 00:09:53,435 - I've had a couple. - OK, cool. 178 00:09:53,437 --> 00:09:56,338 - Well, you just call me Charles. - Thanks, Charles. 179 00:09:56,340 --> 00:09:59,741 First order of business, where do you want your desk and sofa? 180 00:09:59,743 --> 00:10:02,010 Ah! OK, so I'm thinking 181 00:10:02,012 --> 00:10:04,346 we push the desk up against the window, 182 00:10:04,348 --> 00:10:06,314 we move the couch over against the wall, 183 00:10:06,316 --> 00:10:08,983 with the coffee table and armchairs facing in. 184 00:10:08,985 --> 00:10:11,219 Oo-wee. You're goin' good now. Something wrong? 185 00:10:11,221 --> 00:10:13,687 It's just not very feng shui your way. 186 00:10:13,689 --> 00:10:16,690 Besides, I thought you'd want it a little bit different than Les. 187 00:10:16,692 --> 00:10:18,626 He had it arranged that way? 188 00:10:18,628 --> 00:10:21,295 - Why didn't you speak up and say so? - (KNOCK ON DOOR) 189 00:10:21,297 --> 00:10:22,896 Sorry to interrupt. 190 00:10:22,898 --> 00:10:24,999 - Mr. Thompson. How ya doin'? - I'm good. 191 00:10:25,001 --> 00:10:27,735 So, what are you planning with the 300 or so people 192 00:10:27,737 --> 00:10:29,937 - who work for you now? - 300. Wow. 193 00:10:29,939 --> 00:10:31,839 I didn't realize there were so many people. 194 00:10:31,841 --> 00:10:34,642 Oh, yeah. You have everyone from administration, communications, 195 00:10:34,644 --> 00:10:36,310 community affairs and engagement, 196 00:10:36,312 --> 00:10:37,845 consumer sales and marketing, 197 00:10:37,847 --> 00:10:39,046 data analytics... 198 00:10:39,048 --> 00:10:40,748 Andrew. I got it. Everyone. 199 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:42,382 Is this overwhelming for you? 200 00:10:42,384 --> 00:10:44,752 'Cause you seem like you're a little overwhelmed. 201 00:10:44,754 --> 00:10:47,287 - No. No, sir. - Good. Because basically, 202 00:10:47,289 --> 00:10:49,189 everyone that works in this building 203 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:50,658 and in this organization in general, 204 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:52,359 they work for you now, Charles. 205 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,394 - Except you, sir. - Yeah. 206 00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:55,729 In my experience, 207 00:10:55,731 --> 00:10:57,731 it's best not to keep people in limbo. 208 00:10:57,733 --> 00:11:00,333 You know, just cut the dead weight fast. 209 00:11:00,335 --> 00:11:02,302 Maybe they'll find another job. 210 00:11:02,304 --> 00:11:03,737 Yeah? 211 00:11:03,739 --> 00:11:05,139 Call me if you need me. 212 00:11:06,976 --> 00:11:09,977 JOE: Whoever says they miss sleeping in their own beds when they're away, 213 00:11:09,979 --> 00:11:12,846 never slept in a fuckin' five-star hotel. 214 00:11:12,848 --> 00:11:15,482 Don't you love being on the road together? 215 00:11:15,484 --> 00:11:18,084 Huh? Me and you? Where we goin' next? 216 00:11:18,086 --> 00:11:20,753 Someplace romantic like the Maldives? 217 00:11:20,755 --> 00:11:22,389 Take that if the answer's yes! 218 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,157 - Yes! - Hey, buddy. 219 00:11:24,159 --> 00:11:27,260 Brother. How's the Left Coast? It's pissin' rain out here. 220 00:11:27,262 --> 00:11:30,863 The last time I was in L.A., someone slipped me a Mickey at the ESPYs. 221 00:11:30,865 --> 00:11:32,599 I'm not even gonna tell you whose bed I woke up in, 222 00:11:32,601 --> 00:11:34,967 but they looked a helluva lot like Bill Cosby. 223 00:11:34,969 --> 00:11:38,037 Sure as hell ain't nothing like good ol' Miami, where people tell you 224 00:11:38,039 --> 00:11:40,640 they're gonna take advantage of you before they even do it. 225 00:11:40,642 --> 00:11:44,276 While you're out there suffering, I need you to do something for me. 226 00:11:44,278 --> 00:11:46,946 - What do you got? - There's this kid I need you to check out. 227 00:11:46,948 --> 00:11:48,748 He's the top quarterback in the country. 228 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,150 The kid out of Stanford, right? Arm like a cannon? 229 00:11:51,152 --> 00:11:53,820 No, no, no. Not college. High school. 230 00:11:53,822 --> 00:11:54,834 Shit. 231 00:11:54,845 --> 00:11:56,646 His mom's an old friend of the family. 232 00:11:56,657 --> 00:11:59,225 They just need some guidance, that's all. Nothing shady. 233 00:11:59,227 --> 00:12:00,993 I don't like the optics of this one bit. 234 00:12:00,995 --> 00:12:02,595 When has that ever stopped you before? 235 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,097 It's not about you. 236 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:06,245 Everybody with a bag of cash is talking to this kid. 237 00:12:06,256 --> 00:12:08,701 Just do it for me and give them a call while you're out there. 238 00:12:08,703 --> 00:12:10,469 - Can you? - Only for you. 239 00:12:10,471 --> 00:12:12,304 You're the best. Thank you, brother. 240 00:12:12,306 --> 00:12:13,605 I miss you. 241 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,707 - What's this? - Got us something special 242 00:12:15,709 --> 00:12:18,009 so we could roll in style while we were here. 243 00:12:18,011 --> 00:12:20,145 - Wow. - Hey, am I crazy, 244 00:12:20,147 --> 00:12:23,215 or are their palm trees greener than ours? 245 00:12:23,217 --> 00:12:25,416 Nah, they're just thirstier. 246 00:12:25,418 --> 00:12:27,318 ♪ Just let go of sorrow ♪ 247 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,888 ♪ Like there's no tomorrow ♪ 248 00:12:29,890 --> 00:12:34,159 ♪ 'Cause tonight might be your last ♪ 249 00:12:34,161 --> 00:12:35,693 ♪ So stay up till sunrise ♪ 250 00:12:35,695 --> 00:12:37,062 ♪ Sunrise ♪ 251 00:12:37,064 --> 00:12:38,459 ♪ Wipe the tears from your eyes ♪ 252 00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:39,831 ♪ Your eyes ♪ 253 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:42,099 ♪ Leave it in the past ♪ 254 00:12:42,101 --> 00:12:43,934 God damn! 255 00:12:43,936 --> 00:12:46,804 This is a Real Housewives of Orange County crib! 256 00:12:46,806 --> 00:12:48,405 (LAUGHS) Hell, yeah. 257 00:12:48,407 --> 00:12:51,876 Hi! Nice to see you both again. 258 00:12:51,878 --> 00:12:54,478 I think that I am starting to get a feel 259 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,880 for what you guys like. 260 00:12:55,882 --> 00:12:57,447 I like her! 261 00:12:57,449 --> 00:13:00,484 Oh, baby, so sweet. Isn't he? 262 00:13:00,486 --> 00:13:03,620 He sure is. Maybe one day soon I'll find a man just like him. 263 00:13:03,622 --> 00:13:05,089 Bitch, just open the door already. 264 00:13:05,091 --> 00:13:07,224 - (CLEARS THROAT) - RICKY: Ooh. 265 00:13:07,226 --> 00:13:09,260 You know I'm just fuckin' with you, Nancy. 266 00:13:09,262 --> 00:13:11,762 - (WHISPERS) Is she? - Don't get me involved. 267 00:13:11,764 --> 00:13:13,630 NANCY: So, is it really true 268 00:13:13,632 --> 00:13:14,932 that you're retired? 269 00:13:14,934 --> 00:13:16,966 TTD: We haven't decided that yet. 270 00:13:16,968 --> 00:13:19,002 But like I said before, and I'll say it again, 271 00:13:19,004 --> 00:13:21,766 I am retired, officially, but the real blessing is, 272 00:13:21,777 --> 00:13:24,308 I get to spend time with my daughter and her beautiful mother. 273 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:25,842 We might go meet with the Chargers. 274 00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:27,611 No, we ain't meetin' with the Chargers. 275 00:13:27,613 --> 00:13:28,945 Shut the fuck up, T. 276 00:13:28,947 --> 00:13:31,348 Well, I really liked watching you play. 277 00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:34,150 Seriously, you need to stop that before you get us all killed. 278 00:13:34,152 --> 00:13:35,485 Amber don't fuck around. 279 00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:37,354 (PHONE RINGING) 280 00:13:39,658 --> 00:13:43,159 It has his-and-her bathrooms and his-and-her closets. 281 00:13:43,161 --> 00:13:46,797 Oak and cedar. Hermes orange in the men's, Chanel pink in the women's. 282 00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:48,598 Whatever you want to do, baby. 283 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,734 Like they say, "Happy baby mama, happy life," right? 284 00:13:51,736 --> 00:13:53,803 It's "Happy wife, happy life," baby. 285 00:13:53,805 --> 00:13:55,738 - Is it? Semantics. - Yes. 286 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:56,969 OK, you know what? 287 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:58,741 Maybe you should show me where the kitchen is 288 00:13:58,743 --> 00:14:00,505 since I'm gonna be the one doing most of the cooking. 289 00:14:00,516 --> 00:14:02,144 It's like a 24 hour-a-day job. 290 00:14:02,146 --> 00:14:03,846 Baby Serene can wake up at any time, 291 00:14:03,848 --> 00:14:06,014 and I gotta fry up some shit, y'know? 292 00:14:06,016 --> 00:14:08,684 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Mm-hmm. 293 00:14:08,686 --> 00:14:10,553 Let's take it to a window. 294 00:14:10,555 --> 00:14:12,655 - Oh, you're so crazy. - Yeah. Arr! 295 00:14:12,657 --> 00:14:15,491 Only way I can tell if I like the house. 296 00:14:15,493 --> 00:14:17,793 Let's give it our blessing. 297 00:14:17,795 --> 00:14:19,161 (BOTH MOAN) 298 00:14:19,163 --> 00:14:21,464 TTD: On, off. 299 00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:24,299 - (FLIPPING SWITCH) - On, off. 300 00:14:24,301 --> 00:14:27,535 - On, off. - (RICKY, AMBER MOANING) 301 00:14:27,537 --> 00:14:30,873 So what'd you say this was? A Viking or a Wolf? 302 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,774 ♪ So, let me tell you like this ♪ 303 00:14:32,776 --> 00:14:34,576 ♪ I'm who you're looking for, I'm the wiz ♪ 304 00:14:34,578 --> 00:14:36,478 ♪ You ain't never seen another like this ♪ 305 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,247 ♪ There ain't no one to do it like I ♪ 306 00:14:38,249 --> 00:14:40,382 ♪ I'm irreplaceable, that's no lie ♪ 307 00:14:40,384 --> 00:14:42,918 ♪ Been tokin' on the grade, I'm so high ♪ 308 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,254 Fifty mil for a concrete box with an "X" on it. 309 00:14:45,256 --> 00:14:47,455 Somehow I was expecting just a little bit more. 310 00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:50,525 Maybe they like to keep a lot hidden beneath the surface. 311 00:14:50,527 --> 00:14:52,961 Sort of like you, pal. 312 00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:55,264 - (TAPS ON GLASS) - (GASPS) 313 00:14:55,266 --> 00:14:57,266 - (MAN LAUGHS) - Oh, my God. 314 00:14:57,268 --> 00:14:59,201 - Whoooo! - Whoa. Wow. 315 00:14:59,203 --> 00:15:01,135 - Here you are. - Yeah, huh? 316 00:15:01,137 --> 00:15:03,438 Jaguar '67. An English classic. 317 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,874 Like riding in the Queen's vagina. 318 00:15:05,876 --> 00:15:09,411 Rough ride, but worth it for the prestige. 319 00:15:09,413 --> 00:15:12,781 - I'm Lance Klians. Wow. - It's good to see you. 320 00:15:12,783 --> 00:15:16,150 - Congratulations on the HOF. - I had to tell Lance. Sorry. 321 00:15:16,152 --> 00:15:19,020 That's OK. Just on the ballot. We'll see what happens. 322 00:15:19,022 --> 00:15:21,489 Modesty's your superpower, not mine. 323 00:15:21,491 --> 00:15:23,925 Joe told me a lot about you in a short time. 324 00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:27,261 Said you guys really tore up the playa at the Burn on many occasions. 325 00:15:27,263 --> 00:15:29,063 Yeah, nothing quite like Joe here 326 00:15:29,065 --> 00:15:30,998 running around in a pair of steampunk goggles 327 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,165 and a banana hammock. 328 00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:33,534 Christ. Sorry I missed it. 329 00:15:33,536 --> 00:15:35,001 And I'm sorry I saw it. 330 00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:36,770 I have no regrets. 331 00:15:36,772 --> 00:15:39,907 LANCE: Welcome to our humble abode. 332 00:15:39,909 --> 00:15:44,144 Seven years in the making, we specialize in extreme sports. 333 00:15:44,146 --> 00:15:48,615 We got 250 employees, all with impeccable taste, as you can see. 334 00:15:48,617 --> 00:15:50,984 Athletes, branding, 335 00:15:50,986 --> 00:15:52,886 distribution, Motocross, BMX. 336 00:15:52,888 --> 00:15:54,688 If you can ride it, I can sell you on it. 337 00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:56,657 You remember that Robbie Madison video "Pipedream" 338 00:15:56,659 --> 00:15:59,225 that I sent you last year? They did that. 339 00:15:59,227 --> 00:16:01,394 Yeah, I did that. With DC Shoes. 340 00:16:01,396 --> 00:16:04,064 SPENCER: Ah. I remember that one. That looked expensive. 341 00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:07,032 D'you know, it was expensive. And it was all on DC's dime. 342 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,334 No, I'm good. 343 00:16:08,336 --> 00:16:09,735 But to put it into perspective, 344 00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:11,303 I don't imagine it cost a lot more 345 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,372 than that exquisite pocket square you're sporting. 346 00:16:13,374 --> 00:16:16,809 Yes, Spencer also has impeccable taste, as do I. 347 00:16:16,811 --> 00:16:18,611 How do you feel about surfing? 348 00:16:18,613 --> 00:16:20,580 Look at him... do you think he floats easily? 349 00:16:20,582 --> 00:16:22,925 My ancestors invented the sport. 350 00:16:22,936 --> 00:16:24,725 Well, Spencer, you're in luck, because the 351 00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:26,385 Huntington Surf Classic is next weekend. 352 00:16:26,387 --> 00:16:27,920 That seems like hella fun. 353 00:16:27,922 --> 00:16:29,689 The pussy is spectacular. 354 00:16:29,691 --> 00:16:31,624 The whole beach is strewn with pussy. 355 00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:33,125 - That is, if you like pussy. - I do. 356 00:16:33,127 --> 00:16:35,361 This is Annie. She's the head of our branding. 357 00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:36,562 - Hi. - Hello. 358 00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:38,130 And this bright young thing is Jesse, 359 00:16:38,132 --> 00:16:39,798 she's one of our great up-and-coming stars 360 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,566 - here at Sports X. - What up, dudes? 361 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,401 - What up. - Hey. All right. 362 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,937 Well, I see Lance is keeping the Human Resource department 363 00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:47,539 extremely busy these days. 364 00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:49,307 Spencer's very socially responsible. 365 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,342 We don't mind. It's just Lance's lingo. 366 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,044 That's right, just my cunnilingo. 367 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,547 Do you need to know about our daycare policy, 368 00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:57,482 our drug action schemes? 369 00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,785 I'm assuming the drugs are pretty prevalent in this culture. 370 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,521 We're more corporate than you might think. 371 00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:05,390 I myself am five years sober. Just last week, actually. 372 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,992 Congratulations. And Burning Man? 373 00:17:06,994 --> 00:17:08,793 - (LANCE STAMMERS) - Burning Man! 374 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,829 One-week hiatus, but other than that, I'm clean. 375 00:17:10,831 --> 00:17:12,864 - Doesn't count. - Ask anybody you want. 376 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,498 Let me introduce you to the team. 377 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,800 OK, fuck off, you lot, the grownups are here, 378 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,569 we've got to talk about business. 379 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,410 On your way, get out there and do what you do best. 380 00:17:21,421 --> 00:17:24,111 No one likes a good-looking homeless person. Go on, fuck off. 381 00:17:24,122 --> 00:17:25,744 Well, Lance, I gotta give it to you, man, 382 00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:28,705 this is all very impressive, and I like the vibe that you've created here. 383 00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:30,145 That's really kind of you to say. 384 00:17:30,156 --> 00:17:32,322 And also it's really beautiful that you came over here, 385 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,117 knight in shining armor action, 386 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,886 because this situation is properly fucked up. 387 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,821 My financiers come to me and they say, "We're buying you out." 388 00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:39,690 I say, "Fuck that, I'm buying you out." 389 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:43,260 Problem is, I don't exactly have $50 million just lyin' around. 390 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,763 - Yeah. - $50 million is a lot of coin 391 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,991 for a shop that represents pro athletes, 392 00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:49,617 regardless of how hyped they are. 393 00:17:49,628 --> 00:17:52,043 They got a surf channel too. Tell him about the surf channel. 394 00:17:52,054 --> 00:17:53,236 They're totally vertical. 395 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,138 Joe is telling you the truth. 396 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,639 One-one-one-three. 397 00:17:56,641 --> 00:17:58,108 SPENCER: Wow. 398 00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,909 Maybe it could be a little easier to get to. 399 00:17:59,911 --> 00:18:02,679 It's no different from typing in 206 for ESPN. 400 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,581 - We're in 20 million homes. - SPENCER: How about events? 401 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,816 - Do you own any of those? - No, but we would like to. 402 00:18:06,818 --> 00:18:09,419 Listen, Sports X could be a global Goliath. 403 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,769 Do you really think our corporate cultures would be a good fit? 404 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:13,356 I can get along with anybody. 405 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:16,159 But you're never gonna understand Sports X in the board room. 406 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:19,162 Sports X don't happen here. Sports X happens out on the beach. 407 00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:21,864 Let's get out there, feel the sand between your toes, 408 00:18:21,866 --> 00:18:24,366 the wind blowing through your... scalps, 409 00:18:24,368 --> 00:18:27,336 - see what it's really about. - All right. I like it. 410 00:18:27,338 --> 00:18:30,406 AMBER: Baby, as much as I love house-hunting with you, 411 00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:32,075 I'm getting tired. 412 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,776 I'll bet you are. 413 00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:35,511 How do you think I feel? 414 00:18:35,513 --> 00:18:37,747 I'm like a bird without a nest, baby. 415 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,448 - Me too. - Shut up, TTD, 416 00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:41,417 before we send your ass back to South Beach. 417 00:18:41,419 --> 00:18:44,001 We can't get no privacy in my mama's house when we're havin' sex. 418 00:18:44,012 --> 00:18:45,629 - True. - Baby... 419 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,308 You don't have to talk about your sexual habits in front of your baby. 420 00:18:48,319 --> 00:18:50,660 Why not, Mama? She knows where she came from. 421 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,843 - Don't you, Serene? - Let me cover Baby Serene's ears 422 00:18:52,854 --> 00:18:55,472 so she don't have to hear this shit. Ain't that right? 423 00:18:55,483 --> 00:18:58,367 - Why you keep hittin' me? - Shut the fuck up, TTD. 424 00:18:58,369 --> 00:19:00,869 Baby. Your language in front of Serene? 425 00:19:00,871 --> 00:19:03,081 You can take your frustrations out on me if you want to, 426 00:19:03,092 --> 00:19:04,371 but you know what I think? 427 00:19:04,382 --> 00:19:07,070 I think you should rent, just in case you want to go back and play. 428 00:19:07,081 --> 00:19:10,188 You don't want to be stuck with some $15 million mansion you ain't livin' in. 429 00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:12,448 He ain't goin' back, TTD. 430 00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:14,383 I sat out all season... didn't miss it at all. 431 00:19:14,385 --> 00:19:16,852 - You tellin' the truth? - Yeah. 432 00:19:16,854 --> 00:19:19,121 Good. 'Cause you know the rules. 433 00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,923 Baby goes where Mommy goes, and Mommy goes where Daddy goes. 434 00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:24,026 It's what we call a family. 435 00:19:24,028 --> 00:19:27,296 I don't need to be stuck in some $15 million Newport Beach mansion 436 00:19:27,298 --> 00:19:29,031 and you gone half the year in Texas. 437 00:19:29,033 --> 00:19:31,667 'Cause that would suck for you. (CHUCKLING) 438 00:19:33,537 --> 00:19:35,670 Ain't gonna happen, baby. All right? 439 00:19:35,672 --> 00:19:37,237 (PHONE RINGING) 440 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,208 - Who's that? - Oh, it's Spencer. 441 00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:44,679 Probably about some investments we're lookin' into. 442 00:19:44,681 --> 00:19:46,147 You know. 443 00:19:48,051 --> 00:19:49,984 ♪ ...feel it too ♪ 444 00:19:49,986 --> 00:19:52,619 So this surf thing is a pretty big deal, huh, Lance? 445 00:19:52,621 --> 00:19:55,455 WSL don't fuck about. The Offspring are performing, 446 00:19:55,457 --> 00:19:57,291 last year it was Social Distortion. 447 00:19:57,293 --> 00:19:59,560 - Those are recording artists. - Yes, I know that, Joe. 448 00:19:59,562 --> 00:20:01,095 I caught 'em on Warped tour. 449 00:20:01,097 --> 00:20:03,931 You don't strike me as a Warped tour type of guy. 450 00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:05,866 (LAUGHS) Trust me, I'm not. 451 00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:07,467 Well, we can work around that. 452 00:20:07,469 --> 00:20:09,069 The important thing to understand is, 453 00:20:09,071 --> 00:20:11,171 this is not finance, this ain't football, 454 00:20:11,173 --> 00:20:12,606 this is more than that. 455 00:20:12,608 --> 00:20:14,208 This is lifestyle. 456 00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:16,677 You know, I like our lifestyle in Miami 457 00:20:16,679 --> 00:20:18,545 where we have 200 people counting on us. 458 00:20:18,547 --> 00:20:21,448 What's a couple hundred more, really, for limitless opportunity? 459 00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:23,350 All right, tell me about your current roster. 460 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,352 Pure fire. Tell 'em, Freelance. 461 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:29,923 Kelly Slater, Laird Hamilton, Tony Hawk, Robbie Maddison, 462 00:20:29,925 --> 00:20:33,260 Nyjah Huston, Zion Wright, Travis Pastrana. 463 00:20:33,262 --> 00:20:34,994 But best of all, 464 00:20:34,996 --> 00:20:37,097 the jewel in the Sports X crown... 465 00:20:37,099 --> 00:20:39,432 behold... Parker Jones. 466 00:20:39,434 --> 00:20:41,133 Boom. 467 00:20:41,135 --> 00:20:42,835 That's him right there, rippin'. 468 00:20:42,837 --> 00:20:44,403 He's favored to win the Classic. 469 00:20:44,405 --> 00:20:46,905 - He's black. - No, he's not black; 470 00:20:46,907 --> 00:20:48,140 he's green. 471 00:20:48,142 --> 00:20:50,710 This boy is money wrapped in skin. 472 00:20:50,712 --> 00:20:53,218 So you think he's gonna be the Jackie Robinson of surfing? 473 00:20:53,229 --> 00:20:55,363 That he's gonna be the one to break the color barrier? 474 00:20:55,374 --> 00:20:57,850 More than that. This kid could be like a black Michael Jackson 475 00:20:57,852 --> 00:20:59,619 with an uncomplicated erotic life. 476 00:20:59,621 --> 00:21:02,888 (LAUGHS) I don't even know what the fuck that means. 477 00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:05,258 But I like your forward thinking. 478 00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:07,660 But this is not our business. 479 00:21:07,662 --> 00:21:09,495 OK, listen, I'm gonna leave you guys 480 00:21:09,497 --> 00:21:11,297 to your couples counseling session. 481 00:21:11,299 --> 00:21:13,932 I'm gonna consult with the Great Consigliere in the sky. Mwah. 482 00:21:13,934 --> 00:21:16,135 All right. We'll be here. 483 00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:18,569 - Gotta love that guy, right? - This is not us. 484 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,438 It's not what we do. This isn't who we are. 485 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,474 Come on, Joe, I got fuckin' sand in my shoes. 486 00:21:22,476 --> 00:21:24,143 We're anybody we want to be. 487 00:21:24,145 --> 00:21:26,378 That's what you always say to me, right? 488 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:30,382 Were we financial managers? Were we real estate developers? 489 00:21:30,384 --> 00:21:35,487 Were we shoulders for 6'5", 300-pound Super Bowl losers to cry on? 490 00:21:35,489 --> 00:21:39,291 No, we were none of those things, but we did it all, right? 491 00:21:39,293 --> 00:21:43,195 You're ready to bet $50 million on your boy Lance? 492 00:21:43,197 --> 00:21:45,530 JOE: Yeah. Yeah. 493 00:21:45,532 --> 00:21:47,499 I think so. I mean, you know, with our help... 494 00:21:47,501 --> 00:21:50,768 You think so, or you know? You don't even sound sure, Joe. 495 00:21:50,770 --> 00:21:52,436 Hey, hey, hey. 496 00:21:52,438 --> 00:21:54,438 I'm ready. 497 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,307 How long would I have to be out here? 498 00:21:56,309 --> 00:21:59,510 Jesus Christ, man, what is your negative vibe with this place? 499 00:21:59,512 --> 00:22:01,245 Are you delinquent on child support? 500 00:22:01,247 --> 00:22:03,614 Are you ducking a paternity suit with a Laker Girl? 501 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:05,077 It's complicated, Joe. 502 00:22:05,088 --> 00:22:07,484 I didn't ask for your fuckin' Facebook status. 503 00:22:07,486 --> 00:22:10,988 I'm just asking for you to get with me on this opportunity. 504 00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:13,757 Text your boy, tell him we'll be back. I want to show you something. 505 00:22:13,759 --> 00:22:15,492 OK. 506 00:22:15,494 --> 00:22:18,395 JOE: I don't know if he's got his phone on him, but... 507 00:22:18,397 --> 00:22:21,065 you know, he'll get it. 508 00:22:21,067 --> 00:22:24,601 What's up, y'all? Charles. How ya doin'? 509 00:22:24,603 --> 00:22:28,205 - Little chilly in here. - I could have them turn off the A.C. 510 00:22:28,207 --> 00:22:31,141 I'm talking about the reception, Andrew. 511 00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:34,845 - I do feel the ice grill. - Yeah. 512 00:22:34,847 --> 00:22:37,814 I guess everyone's pretty upset that Les is gone, huh? 513 00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:40,183 No, they've just gotten attached to their jobs, 514 00:22:40,185 --> 00:22:43,854 and they know with you here, those days might be numbered. 515 00:22:43,856 --> 00:22:45,788 - Ahem! - (GLASS CLINKING) 516 00:22:45,790 --> 00:22:47,991 CHARLES: Excuse me, everybody! 517 00:22:47,993 --> 00:22:49,726 How y'all doin'? 518 00:22:49,728 --> 00:22:53,263 My name is Charles Greane, the new GM of the Rams, 519 00:22:53,265 --> 00:22:56,366 as I'm sure most of you already know. 520 00:22:56,368 --> 00:22:59,736 Now, I don't want to be called "sir," or "Mr. Greane," 521 00:22:59,738 --> 00:23:01,671 or "Mr. General Manager." 522 00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:04,707 "Charles" is fine. 523 00:23:04,709 --> 00:23:07,410 All right, well, I just want to let you all know that I respect you all, 524 00:23:07,412 --> 00:23:11,113 and I'm here for you during this difficult period of transition. 525 00:23:11,115 --> 00:23:12,582 So if have any questions... 526 00:23:12,584 --> 00:23:14,817 MAN: Why'd they cancel the chocolate chip cookies? 527 00:23:14,819 --> 00:23:16,853 WOMAN: We don't blitz enough! 528 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,954 That is a statement, not a question, ma'am. 529 00:23:18,956 --> 00:23:21,290 They call the chocolate chip cookie cancelation Cookiegate. 530 00:23:21,292 --> 00:23:23,359 I did not know that. Thank you. 531 00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:25,728 - What is it that you do here, sir? - Merchandising. 532 00:23:25,730 --> 00:23:27,864 Licensing and Merchandising. 533 00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:30,400 (CHARLES CLAPPING ALONE) 534 00:23:30,402 --> 00:23:32,535 One of my favorite, uh, departments. 535 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,370 I sell T-shirts at a concession stand. 536 00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:37,406 Still a big contribution. Your job is safe! 537 00:23:37,408 --> 00:23:39,875 Just make sure you stay stocked up 538 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,711 with triple-XL for all the big, cuddly guys, all right? 539 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:45,213 - What about my job? - Our jobs? 540 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:48,483 - That's a little bit more complicated. - Oh, bullshit. 541 00:23:48,485 --> 00:23:51,453 Look, we're all here for one another, OK? 542 00:23:51,455 --> 00:23:53,789 We can set the tone. 543 00:23:53,791 --> 00:23:56,758 You guys are the backbone of this great organization. 544 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:57,859 You are the Rams! 545 00:23:57,861 --> 00:24:00,862 Are our jobs safe? Yes or no? 546 00:24:00,864 --> 00:24:03,465 ALL: Yeah! 547 00:24:03,467 --> 00:24:04,533 CHARLES: Uh... 548 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:10,171 Yeah! Hell, yeah, everybody's job is safe! 549 00:24:10,173 --> 00:24:11,839 - How 'bout that? - (ALL CHEER) 550 00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:14,207 All right? And I'm bringing back 551 00:24:14,209 --> 00:24:16,544 the damn chocolate chip cookies! 552 00:24:16,546 --> 00:24:18,345 Huh?! 553 00:24:18,347 --> 00:24:21,549 Go Rams! Yeah! 554 00:24:21,551 --> 00:24:24,518 (ALL CHEERING, CLAPPING) 555 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,620 (MOUTHS WORD) 556 00:24:39,435 --> 00:24:43,070 JOE: So, what is this? You take me out here to whack me? 557 00:24:43,072 --> 00:24:45,572 No, relax, I'm not gonna kill you, buddy. 558 00:24:45,574 --> 00:24:48,241 Even though I thought about it a ton of times. 559 00:24:48,243 --> 00:24:50,444 Yeah, well, join the club. 560 00:24:50,446 --> 00:24:53,013 I thought about killing myself a bunch of times, 561 00:24:53,015 --> 00:24:55,382 but too much of a pussy. 562 00:24:55,384 --> 00:24:57,617 Well, I'm glad you didn't do that. 563 00:24:57,619 --> 00:25:00,287 I wouldn't want to lose you, too. 564 00:25:00,289 --> 00:25:02,122 My brother jumped off this bridge. 565 00:25:03,892 --> 00:25:05,625 Are you fuckin' with me? 566 00:25:05,627 --> 00:25:08,495 No, do I look like I'm fuckin' with you? 567 00:25:08,497 --> 00:25:10,397 William Strasmore. 568 00:25:10,399 --> 00:25:12,632 Took a clean fuckin' jump and killed himself. 569 00:25:12,634 --> 00:25:14,634 - Jesus! - Yeah, 570 00:25:14,636 --> 00:25:17,737 I was in my junior year at the U. 571 00:25:17,739 --> 00:25:20,373 He was a star QB here for the Trojans. 572 00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:22,908 Oh, yeah, that rings a bell. 573 00:25:22,910 --> 00:25:24,210 Strasmore. 574 00:25:24,212 --> 00:25:27,846 Shit. Well, what went wrong? 575 00:25:27,848 --> 00:25:29,648 Just nothin' went right. 576 00:25:30,851 --> 00:25:33,219 Didn't start out like that, though. 577 00:25:33,221 --> 00:25:34,387 I'm sorry, man. 578 00:25:34,389 --> 00:25:36,122 - I had no idea. - Nah, it's OK. 579 00:25:36,124 --> 00:25:37,556 Not many people do. 580 00:25:37,558 --> 00:25:41,160 He was my big brother. The original. 581 00:25:41,162 --> 00:25:44,163 He did everything I did, only much better. 582 00:25:44,165 --> 00:25:47,799 Fuck, I haven't been out here since I buried him. 583 00:25:47,801 --> 00:25:49,701 That's pretty heavy shit, man. 584 00:25:49,703 --> 00:25:51,904 Even for me, and I learned how to cremate my wife 585 00:25:51,906 --> 00:25:53,339 on a do-it-yourself website. 586 00:25:56,911 --> 00:25:59,411 Yeah, L.A. can be a dark place, brother, 587 00:25:59,413 --> 00:26:02,414 but for me it's something much worse. 588 00:26:08,656 --> 00:26:11,389 It has an indoor grill, and an outdoor grill. 589 00:26:11,391 --> 00:26:13,592 Why you say that like it's some sort of necessity? 590 00:26:13,594 --> 00:26:17,195 You think because we black, we gonna die if we don't have multiple barbecues? 591 00:26:17,197 --> 00:26:20,098 Don't listen to him. He's just fuckin' with you. 592 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,801 - AMBER: Shut the fuck up, TTD. - It's Spence again. 593 00:26:22,803 --> 00:26:24,436 Well, maybe you should pick it up. 594 00:26:24,438 --> 00:26:26,337 (SIGHS) Yeah, you're right. 595 00:26:26,339 --> 00:26:29,207 It's probably about that money. Excuse me. 596 00:26:29,209 --> 00:26:32,343 - (SOFTLY) What up, J? - How's my long-lost client? 597 00:26:32,345 --> 00:26:35,113 Shit, you got that "lost" part right. Tell me something good, dawg. 598 00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:37,115 I did what you asked, I made some calls. 599 00:26:37,117 --> 00:26:39,217 Good news. We may have a team. 600 00:26:39,219 --> 00:26:40,685 OK, who? 601 00:26:40,687 --> 00:26:42,387 Cleveland. 602 00:26:42,389 --> 00:26:44,255 Are you fuckin' serious? 603 00:26:44,257 --> 00:26:46,624 That's worse than being here, stuck at home with Amber. 604 00:26:46,626 --> 00:26:47,792 Yeah, I thought that 605 00:26:47,794 --> 00:26:50,095 you might say that. But, listen, 606 00:26:50,097 --> 00:26:52,197 now that people know that we're open for business 607 00:26:52,199 --> 00:26:53,731 and that you are ready to play, 608 00:26:53,733 --> 00:26:55,366 more offers are gonna come. 609 00:26:55,368 --> 00:26:57,802 J, I ain't built for this, man. You gotta save me. 610 00:26:57,804 --> 00:27:00,972 You're the one. Well, you and Jesus. 611 00:27:00,974 --> 00:27:02,840 Listen, Ricky, try putting out 612 00:27:02,842 --> 00:27:04,942 some good, positive energy into the universe, 613 00:27:04,944 --> 00:27:06,744 and you will get good shit back... trust me. 614 00:27:10,316 --> 00:27:11,849 (BLOWS AIR) 615 00:27:17,147 --> 00:27:19,359 Shit, I love this place. What they askin'? 616 00:27:19,370 --> 00:27:21,484 - 15 mil. - Fuck it! 617 00:27:21,961 --> 00:27:24,261 (LAUGHS) Let's put down some roots. 618 00:27:24,263 --> 00:27:25,997 Not to sound arrogant, 619 00:27:25,999 --> 00:27:28,232 but I like a lot of different guys. 620 00:27:28,234 --> 00:27:30,367 I take a little bit from a lot of different players, 621 00:27:30,369 --> 00:27:33,203 but at the end of the day, I just feel like I'm different. 622 00:27:33,205 --> 00:27:35,239 I have my own game, my own style... 623 00:27:35,241 --> 00:27:36,973 Is that the kid Jason was calling you about? 624 00:27:36,975 --> 00:27:38,942 - Yeah, yeah. - He's impressive. 625 00:27:38,944 --> 00:27:41,645 Camera-ready, too. 626 00:27:41,647 --> 00:27:45,081 I'm not really lookin' at the kid, I'm lookin' at his mom. 627 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:48,018 - That's his fuckin' mom? - Yeah. 628 00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:51,622 Wow. I stand corrected. You should take that meeting. 629 00:27:51,624 --> 00:27:54,458 - Hey, we didn't see you there. - No worries, 630 00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:55,825 I know I'm easy to miss. 631 00:27:55,827 --> 00:27:57,894 Yes, you are. Let's have a seat. 632 00:27:57,896 --> 00:27:59,929 You follow high school football? 633 00:27:59,931 --> 00:28:01,632 I watch everything and everybody. 634 00:28:01,634 --> 00:28:03,662 Figure I'll be seeing the kid in about three years. 635 00:28:03,673 --> 00:28:05,869 That's how you become Defensive Player of the Year. 636 00:28:05,871 --> 00:28:08,305 Exactly. It's all in the prep. 637 00:28:08,307 --> 00:28:09,973 Sort of like life, right? 638 00:28:09,975 --> 00:28:13,075 Yeah, but investing? That scares the shit out of me. 639 00:28:13,077 --> 00:28:15,744 It's all right. That's why we're here, and we're gonna help you. 640 00:28:15,746 --> 00:28:18,847 Yeah. We pride ourselves on making the right choices. 641 00:28:18,849 --> 00:28:21,850 We're gonna create an investment strategy designed just for you. 642 00:28:21,852 --> 00:28:23,786 JOE: Do you have any questions for us? 643 00:28:23,788 --> 00:28:25,954 Jason told me y'all were the best in the business. 644 00:28:25,956 --> 00:28:28,057 So if he trusts you, I trust you. 645 00:28:28,059 --> 00:28:31,260 Plus, you guys flew here to see me, so... I'm in. 646 00:28:31,262 --> 00:28:33,196 - All right. - Let's do it. 647 00:28:33,198 --> 00:28:35,565 - What do I owe? - For the water? 648 00:28:35,567 --> 00:28:37,466 We gotcha. 649 00:28:37,468 --> 00:28:39,535 - How about that? - Appreciate it. 650 00:28:39,537 --> 00:28:42,771 - Now make me some money. - We'll make that money for you. 651 00:28:44,342 --> 00:28:46,108 Well, shit, man. 652 00:28:46,110 --> 00:28:48,276 That was easier than I thought it would be. 653 00:28:48,278 --> 00:28:49,965 Because our reputation precedes us, 654 00:28:49,976 --> 00:28:52,337 and deals like this are just gonna get easier and easier. 655 00:28:52,348 --> 00:28:54,082 While others get harder and harder. 656 00:28:54,084 --> 00:28:56,551 You lickin' your wounds already? Is that what I'm...? 657 00:28:56,553 --> 00:28:59,120 I'm not, honestly. I wasn't even thinking about my wounds. 658 00:28:59,122 --> 00:29:00,692 I was thinking about yours. 659 00:29:00,703 --> 00:29:03,017 Don't think about my wounds. They're way too deep. 660 00:29:03,028 --> 00:29:05,181 Right. That's why the only thing I want to do right now 661 00:29:05,192 --> 00:29:07,128 is get you back to Miami in one piece. 662 00:29:07,130 --> 00:29:09,431 We're not going back to Miami. 663 00:29:14,504 --> 00:29:16,371 Oh, wow. 664 00:29:17,774 --> 00:29:19,807 Spence... 665 00:29:22,946 --> 00:29:26,114 I so appreciate you indulging me, I really do. 666 00:29:26,116 --> 00:29:28,182 But it's not necessary. 667 00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:31,753 I don't need to put my pursuit of success over your mental well-being. 668 00:29:31,755 --> 00:29:34,622 This is not a healthy place for you. 669 00:29:34,624 --> 00:29:36,490 (SIGHS) No, it's not. 670 00:29:36,492 --> 00:29:38,091 No, it's not. Understood. 671 00:29:38,093 --> 00:29:40,761 So I'll call Lance and tell him we're out. 672 00:29:40,763 --> 00:29:43,163 (EXHALES) 673 00:29:43,165 --> 00:29:45,599 Joe, this place may be a bad idea for me, 674 00:29:45,601 --> 00:29:47,934 but it's a helluva good one for you. 675 00:29:47,936 --> 00:29:50,704 Plus, it'll force me to take care of my shit. 676 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:54,007 And that's been a long time comin', my friend. 677 00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:56,843 So we're gonna stay here, we're gonna make that deal. 678 00:29:56,845 --> 00:29:59,780 You'd do that for me? 679 00:29:59,782 --> 00:30:02,516 I would only do that for you. 680 00:30:03,686 --> 00:30:05,653 I have to do this. 681 00:30:05,655 --> 00:30:09,523 I... I want to do this. I need to do this. 682 00:30:09,525 --> 00:30:11,158 Thank you so much! 683 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,294 - Whoa! Easy, big guy. - You understand! 684 00:30:13,296 --> 00:30:15,495 You understand. Thank you. 685 00:30:15,497 --> 00:30:19,532 Thank you for suffering for me. 686 00:30:19,534 --> 00:30:22,001 This is gonna be great. 687 00:30:22,003 --> 00:30:25,271 Sync & corrections by Shazi89 www.addic7ed.com - WEB Sync by kOoL tHuG 688 00:30:25,273 --> 00:30:26,872 ♪ Get out the way, get out the way ♪ 689 00:30:26,874 --> 00:30:28,641 ♪ Get out the way, yo ♪ 690 00:30:28,643 --> 00:30:30,109 ♪ Get out the way ♪ 691 00:30:30,111 --> 00:30:31,611 ♪ Get the fuck up out my way, yo ♪ 692 00:30:31,613 --> 00:30:33,513 ♪ Yeah ♪ 693 00:30:33,515 --> 00:30:35,715 ♪ You're either with me or against me, ho ♪ 694 00:30:35,717 --> 00:30:37,350 ♪ Ho ♪ 695 00:30:37,352 --> 00:30:40,553 - ♪ You're either with me or ♪ - ♪ Way ♪ 696 00:30:40,555 --> 00:30:42,755 - ♪ Win, win, win, win ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 697 00:30:42,757 --> 00:30:44,824 ♪ Fuck everything else ♪ 698 00:30:44,826 --> 00:30:46,759 - ♪ Win, win, win, win ♪ - ♪ Win ♪ 699 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:48,160 - ♪ These niggas ain't shit ♪ - ♪ Mommy ♪ 700 00:30:48,162 --> 00:30:49,995 ♪ Win, win, win, win ♪ 701 00:30:49,997 --> 00:30:51,864 - ♪ Stop chasin' that bitch ♪ - ♪ Stop ♪ 702 00:30:51,866 --> 00:30:53,498 - ♪ Win, win, win, win ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 703 00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,534 - ♪ Big Jay Rock go ♪ - ♪ Go ♪ 704 00:30:55,536 --> 00:30:57,870 - ♪ On ten, ten, ten, ten ♪ - ♪ Ten, ten, ten, ten ♪ 705 00:30:57,872 --> 00:30:59,504 - ♪ Exit at four ♪ - ♪ Four ♪ 706 00:30:59,506 --> 00:31:01,640 ♪ Bring friend, friend, friend, friends ♪ 707 00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:03,408 ♪ Matte-black two-door ♪ 708 00:31:03,410 --> 00:31:05,711 ♪ Jump in, in, in, in ♪ 709 00:31:05,713 --> 00:31:07,012 ♪ You might wanna keep score ♪ 710 00:31:07,014 --> 00:31:09,581 ♪ I win, win, win, win ♪ 711 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:11,116 ♪ Forearm tattoos ♪ 712 00:31:11,118 --> 00:31:13,219 ♪ That's squad, squad, squad, squad ♪ 713 00:31:13,221 --> 00:31:14,653 ♪ All of them gon' shoot ♪ 714 00:31:14,655 --> 00:31:17,189 ♪ Don't try, try, try, try ♪ 715 00:31:17,191 --> 00:31:18,824 ♪ I walk in room ♪ 716 00:31:18,826 --> 00:31:20,893 ♪ They eyes wide, wide, wide, wide ♪ 717 00:31:20,895 --> 00:31:22,627 ♪ Third album comin' soon ♪ 718 00:31:22,629 --> 00:31:24,563 ♪ I'm glad y'all gon' die ♪ 719 00:31:24,565 --> 00:31:26,365 ♪ I ain't chasin' after no bitch ♪ 720 00:31:26,367 --> 00:31:28,066 ♪ I got bigger plans than stayin' rich ♪ 721 00:31:28,068 --> 00:31:30,101 ♪ I been tapped in since I was six ♪ 722 00:31:30,103 --> 00:31:31,670 ♪ I tap-dance all on a brick ♪ 723 00:31:31,672 --> 00:31:33,505 ♪ And your diamonds like tap water ♪ 724 00:31:33,507 --> 00:31:34,640 ♪ That shit... ♪ 57708

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